Thread 150562570

>fixtures for tomorrow
All at 18:30 GMT-5
Colombia vs Bolivia
Uruguay vs Perú
Paraguay Ecuador
Argentina vs Venezuela
Brasil vs chile

>>150535916
>>150535916
Previous

yiyos

To make it clear, I made 3 out of the last 6 threads, and didn't make this one cause that argenchino complained about why the last threads had been shit. I felt seen

Anime and igor jesus

>>150562709
everyone is a whiner here m8, just dont think about it

>>150562709
don't listen to whiny faggots

I just listened to 3 whiny faggots

You think I'm schizo because I took olanzapine (I dont take it anymore) to help with anxiety and other issues, but the truth is I'm a normal person

I never harmed a single person. Just because I talk about jews, women without makeup, traditional Catholic wife and Evola doesnt make me "evil". I'm passionate about football

>>150562834
four

>>150562916
Just come with me, let’s rip off some tourists and then fuck off to florianopolis or something, just don’t shoot me like that guy in American Sniper

>>150562948
Brasil is not a good place, our people are evil

Al-mossei

with half of the money of beans and rice you can make a rich sandwich that'll fill you much more

O Brasil é um esgoto

>>150563190
Surprisingly good looking

>>150563230
This is amazing. The overuse of the word ex makes me euphoric
I hope the venezuelan wins.

>>150563190
>gimme a x-paulista with extra cum

>>150562570 (OP)
F for a Sheffield United legend

>>150563230
for me, it's cantor "calma aí calabreso"

>>150563230
Sempre digo e repito que o povo brasileiro é satanico

>>150563230
>TV show for the lumpenproletariat on an evangelical channel
You do this to yourself.
>>150563190
Rice and beans are better.

>>150563301
tava lendo um negocio ontem...
o Edir Macedo nao era espirita. Ele era macumbeiro mesmo, daqueles de rodopiar

Foi ele que introduziu no Brasil essa historia de quando "espirito santo" fala a pessoa começa girar e falar em lingua igual na macumba
Dizem q ele era pai de santo

> Edir Macedo: da macumba ao judaísmo
>De Salomão, Edir Macedo não tem muita semelhança. O personagem bíblico salvou uma criança de ser morta por uma falsa mãe; já o líder da IURD se pronunciou a favor do aborto em alto e bom som.

LMAO

>>150563458
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150563458
literally me

>Curintia
>San Pablo
diretoria jim carey

>>150562742
meu pau sua mao kkkkk

>>150563458
>muh dig mufuggaaaa

>>150563598
only dicklets say this

>>150563608
>ugga buga

>>150563598
When I saw this anon's dick I was mesmerized at the size, it was like a third leg or even longer. He once sent an elephant to the hospital. True story.

>2025
>Jorge Sampaoli

I would like to be white so I could use my dick to seduce women and not to rape them.
Also, I wouldn't have a sweaty nose and ugly hair.

>>150563670
every black woman on TV has this hair now

>>150563718
Ofc colombia is always leading on fashion

>>150563576
black girl in bottom right is fit as fuck

fica essa maozinha ai tá?

>>150563576
Please God help me

ei manolo vo ki fla dum jeitu criptico para q se qualque um desses gringo tenta ae da um googoutrenslate num vai funfa bele?

Where did this new schizo come from

ae tuta vendu? ta funfando

business idea: brazilian tribal people react to various songs
(just get a bunch of illiterate nordestinos and make them watch popular music videos)

>>150563859
This happens in /copalib/ every couple days.

>>150563871
but not monetized

>>150563859
are Sindhis actually "tribal" though?

>>150563875
>he doesn't get paid to shitpost

>>150563894
to the stupid middle class americans who donate to them they are

All brown people are tribal in my eyes.

I don't know how to react to posts in zap zap group so I always wait until someone else does and react the same way, it's a little life hack I discovered

i never use or open my families and friends zap. Both have 250+ notifications

>>150563959
Mine have 999+

finally, some good fucking futbol

>>150563959
>>150563982

isso, mas bolsonaroslop

>>150563949
Send a football sticker. If someone sends something funny, you send them Messi laughing against Croatia. If it's more like "grandpa died", you send them Advincula crying against Fluminense.

Peru es clave

>>150564124
that's nice anon but most of the time I don't know if they're joking, angry or sad

what do i say if the tia asks if i have a girlfriend yet tho

>>150564142
You might have autism.

Anime
>>150563190
Based and eggpilled
>>150558319
I don't think oven temp has much to do with it, it's more about steam while you bake, adding some water and covering it does wonders.

ATENÇÃO patriotas, nas proximas 72h o marcos leonardo deve chegar a QUALQUER MOMENTO para assinar com o SÃO PAULO

>>150564213
só acredito quando o gustavo gay-er fazer video

ADIMITA! O MITO ABEL FERREIRA SO E ODIADO PORQUE E CONTRA O SISTEMA VAR

Bolsonaro came and went faster than a bowl of beans in san pablo.

>>150564193
sadly not the good kind of tism, just the one that makes you a awkward mental cripple

>>150564019
>club nautico hacoaj
What does hacoaj stand for

>>150564323
It's an anagram for boca juniors.

I'm gonna have to move to another state so I'll send my computer through the mail

>>150563458
>there’s a video of this shit
HAHAHAHAHAH

what is he thinking

>>150563190
pão de forma is bad for you

How many of you will cry tomorrow when messi plays his last match in Argentina with the selección

fuck a.nal
>>150562570 (OP)
you forgot that this farmer league has copa today, and also you forgot copa paulista schedule.

>>150563190
Mortadela gozada, uma delicia

>>150564425
>I'm gonna have to move to another state
what did you do

>>150565065
Got a job in another state

new schizo obsession inbound: rigoni riggitini

>>150564638
SE TE OLVIDAS...
QUE ME QUIERES APESAR DE LO QUE DICEEEEES

Faz essa carinha faz

>>150565107
>rigoni riggitini
my family eats this every sunday with some red sauce

>>150565205
bitch looks like one of those harmonização facial freaks

HE'S BACK
HIDE YOUR PERNINHAS

>>150565294
BASED

O Wesley tá roliço

>>150565376
calma paizão
fundo do pcc tá vindo forte

vontade de dar uma dormida, uma soneca, um cochilo só que sem acordar
apenas dormir eternamente em berço esplêndido ao som do mar e à luz do céu profundo

i will visit rosario and i will walk around with nob tshirt

Why do you think Palmerda is choking at home so much recently?

Soft enviroment because of modern arena, Abel Ferreira, players, Leila, fans?

quem é o time que mais ganhou libertadores honestas desde que o Abel chegou?

>>150562916
Are you a ss Lazio fan?

>>150565520
sao esses pequenos detalhes que fazem a NB competir com as camisas de 70 reais da tailandia, seu autista
Se pá tem na shopee por 49,99+ frete gratis

just got done with a mexican interview

>>150563190
This actually looks good

>>150566154
did you fool them

>>150566352
I had to find a sombrero but yeah I think they bought it

>>150565376
Qual o mais bonitão?

>>150566526
voce fofinho gostoso

Olhem esses caras safados, cu safado safadinhos

Portugas cant operate bondinhos
Next they wont be able to make francesinhas and just like that their importance is reduced to 0

>>150566633
should I watch Envirgado- Mishos?

computer, generate Paulina Cocina rule 34 in the style of doujin artist mogudan and add me as the naive young neighbor that just moved in and is in dire need of homemade meals, make her pregnant and several bra sizes bigger, a bigger ass and make her a widow in desperate need of consolation
disengage all safety protocols

dibu

why are brazilians obsessed with our players? I can barely name 2 brazilian people

>>150566643
You wanna commit suicide?

what is she up to nowadays?

>>150566693
is the moon made of cheese?

>Why are you talking about football??????
>Beans, trannys... talk bout this

>brazilians talk about beans and trannies all day
>suddenly you can't talk about it in /copalib/

Alexa play that Give it to me ft Nelly Furtado

>>150566693
Yes. No. Maybe.
Can you repeat the question.

singles i eat a empadão and play vida
dubs i eat a empadão, go to the gym and then eat a burger watching the vt of Brazil V Poland at World Cup 1982

nelly feijoado

>>150566819
ontem eu vi The Watcher do Keenu Reeves e dps Sao Paulo x Santos 1984

why is Millos so bad past 2 years?

>>150565368
WesleyNoLanche

>>150566919
The field is pretty bad, in their defense (not a good defense, much like Millos themselves)

Leo Pereire chega bebado e vai treinar de ressaca: ok

PEdro nao corre 36km no sol de 32 graus: PREGUIÇOSO

Claramente o Filipe Luis quis dar uma de gostosão em público

>>150566919
>last two years

any stream for millos match?

>>150566997
I quite literally googled copa colombia futbollibre and hit the first result
Normal proxy I normally use must have been shut down.

>>150567051
cheers
is envigrado first division?

Flamengo will lose to Estudiantes

Filipe Luis pontinha memes wont work in retranca

tic toc River

>>150567087
I dunno but Mishos is shit and the game is boring as fuck that conguitoanon was right i want to end my shit frfrfr

>>150566997
Roja directa

>>150567087
Yes. They also can't shoot for shit. Mijo should be losing 3-0 by now.

lol wtf what was that whole play
spaghetti through and through
where is benigno with the webms when you need him
oh right

>>150567101
>t. increasingly nervous man

>>150567243
Bolivia is probably the most Chilean country out there along with Peru. It's your duty to cover up for benigno until his therapist helps him get over what happened in Avellaneda

>>150567290
>until his therapist helps him get over what happened in Avellaneda
oh, so forever in perpetuity?
I'm gonna cop my plea by saying I'm from the eastern, amazonic and tupi guaraní side of the country, so I lack the technical skills and autism

He's literally me

>>150567326
based horne monke

>>150567326
>sua investida amorosa foi bem recebida por uma femea
I will NEVER know this feel

>>150567320
I tried making some webms now during the highlights but Bill Gates won't let me do it until I update to Windows 11 for free.

>>150567401
>Windows 11
Jesus Christ How Horrifying

>>150567401
I think there is a workound
https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/update-to-windows-11/

do you guys like evangelion

>>150567605
The girl on the right should take her inflation suit

So whats going on in Goiania, exactly?

NOOOO
NOT THE BEEEEEEEES

BEE ATTACK
BEE ATTACK
BEE ATTACK
BEE ATTACK

The bees were hired by Mishos to interrupt the game

Peak /colapib/

>>150567885
>Correction: WASPS

>>150567902
>Just give em a cheeky lil wash breh
>that won't anger them at all

>>150567885
>>150567902
>>150567916
Fucking kino. I don't regret watching this shitfest.

>>150567972
It was so ass until suddenly memes
not dissapointed, well played /copaCUlombia/

>>150567988
enVERGAdo are not just winning but consistently being the better team too kek

>>150568064
They are only thwarted by their own incompetence converting, should be easy 4-0. Mishos keeper is solid tho.

Así siento que me veo cada vez que pago con transferencia

aBerica - Cucaramacara Titere Fue next, though act to follow

>>150568117
Bolivia, Peru, and Colombia are studying the implementation of PIX
Facundo... embrace the monotecnologia

>>150568385
>Bolivia
We got Yape, TIGO Money, Sol, and YoLoPago, and thats outside QR codes through standard bank apps. PIX would be useful to the hue expats tho.

>>150567885
As a beekeeper, I beg you,
could someone post a webm?

de hj em diante eu nao dou bom dia para mulher com maquiagem

Why no audience at aBerica?
>>150568445
Afraid I can't do that, sir.

>Cali stadium empty
sure punishing the poor people whose only good moments in life is watching a football match will teach the barra that is wrong to kill people

>>150565368
apparently >we owned 50% of that shitter

>You hear your dad scream in the distance
>ALMOÇO TÁ PROOOOONTO
>You approach the room, all family gathered by the table, a intense smell fills your entire being, sardines, eggs, cilantro, leftovers from the sink... suddenly you feel truly home
>He unveils his masterpiece
>You fail to hold a tear, not sure if it's the egg/sardine/onion pungent smell or the nostalgia

be honest /copalib/, would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXxsnn2ZIo

>>150568675
>talking about cooking with my sister
>mention I miss cuscuz paulista
>she says she'll cook it for me the next time I visit her

>>150568675
yup, I would totally eat this

>>150568675
>egg/sardine/onion
Eh, spread it on some bread and its edible. Maybe spritz some vinegar on that hoe to counter.

>>150568740
I'll go to your house and tell your sister I miss bathing with her

>>150568675
>coruja
You southerners eat cuzcuz
Congratulations, I'm going to stop calling you nordestino do sul

>>150568816
yeah anon we get that but you can bath on your own you know, I can smell you from here

>>150568827
Got 'em

>>150568827
I REFUSE to bathe unless you do it with me

>>150568492
Man I haven’t used a bong in ages

>>150568854
ok but we're using grown up shampoo this time

>>150568816
>share something comfy
>an argie ruins it
why am I not surprised

>>150568930
the one that makes me cry? nevermind I'll stay stinky

>>150562916
You are very trigger happy on calling everyone you dislike ontologically evil but isnt quite fond when the same is applied to you
Hypocrite much?

>>150568981
you can bathe with us too

>>150564667
This is a verified yankee lie

>>150569018
isnt pão de forma literal bread for kids
in the sense that it was designed to be massively produced but not really nutritious

>>150568924
Hitting the double decker as soon as I get home just for you bb <3

cant believe they missed the opportunity of calling it pão maravilha

>pau deforme
Woah okay, never sending you a pic again.

>>150569044
>>150569018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FovIyqov1uA
With all due respect, my fellow citizens,
if you do not know something do not give your opinion.

>>150567885
Imagine being born in Switzerland and missing this shit

>>150569137
dude thinks he knows something because he watches youtube videos

>>150569137
you can't even synthesize your idea into a post? lmao

happy ending

>>150569188
The internet has ruined generations. No one actually knows real information anymore, just trivia from watching Tiktok shorts and Youtube video essays at 1.3 speed

should I buy argie stock before the elections

>>150569219
He looks literally exactly the same only smiling... This is evil on a deeper insidious level.

>>150569255
giwtwm

>>150569233
no one ever knew anything here it was all empirical knowledge and most of it was wrong

>>150569233
>meet with friends
>talking about something
>they start trying to refute me or give me unrelated factoids over something I wouldn't consider them particularly knowledgeable about
>okay whatever cool info
>weeks later I get a youtube short/reel showcasing that exact same "knowledge"

>>150563230
no matter how dull men can be, women still are the biggest goislop slurpers

>>150569339
Factoid monos are the worst.
>yes but did you know about this one particular event that happened in 1985 which was later commented in 1986 but eventually forgotten in history
No. Why should I? What does this bring to the discussion?

>>150569751
>this one particular event that happened in 1985
My team being champion? Yes I remember

>>150569751
But that’s football related. Heysel incident in an European final Liverpool vs juventus where 39 people died. It was widely discussed in 1986 and lost relevance after what happened in hillborough

>>150569751
>did you know about this one particular event that happened in 1985
boy do I

>>150569254
Jajajaja

Riquelme will bring Yamal on a loan

>>150570028
Damn, I can't believe >we almost ruined Messi, crazy.

consider this:

>>150570126
Who would be Clairo?

>>150570135
fake indie nepobaby? idk, red bull bragantino?

>>150570126
No wonders why I was always attracted to Mineiro

>>150570154
Was thinking that or Paranaense
Who would be Nikki or Cardi?

>>150570154
Cuiabá, Retrô

>>150570126
I'm so glad I don't know who any of those people are

>>150570174
damn you are so different and special!

>>150570174
you should goon more often

>doesn’t know what celebrities represent each club from his domestic league
Are you fucking gay

>>150570174
one would expect a poster to know the teams from his own country, let me help you

Corinthians, Botafogo, Atlético Mineiro
Flamengo, Cruzeiro, Vasco da Gama
Palmeiras, Santos, San Pablo

>>150570126
what team would be her?

>>150570192
Ok that's a lie, I know xuxa on the top left

>>150570250
I know nicky nicole in middle-left

>>150570250
>>150570274
I think it's the Skelethor on bottom-left

>>150570246
>I recognize that bulge
Riber

>>150570246
Ela tem penisuagem

>>150563190
>a rich sandwich that'll fill you much more
I see.

>>150563190
brazilians will just cum on a slice of mortadela and call it dinner

>>150570362
How are you supposed to reach your protein goal?

>>150570379
eat the bugs

>>150570389
what do you think these black spots on the egg are?

>>150570443
mold

Cum on feel the noize Argies rock your boys

>>150570174
You are either 3 years old or living under a rock for the last 45 years

I will NOT goon today

>>150570362
I know, it's barbaric, you're supposed to bottle your cum

>>150570559
if your cum looks like manaos de pomelo you need to stop gooning

>>150564202
Thanks for the tip

>>150570605
That was the whole dick

>>150570569
>>150570558

There it is, I killed the thread.
No matter how hard I try to fit in, my awkwardness kills any kind of conversation. That's my superpower, or my curse, I should say, all my life I've been the vibe killer, the talk ender, the mood ruiner. Sometimes all it takes is for me to go through a door to make a room silent, people don't even try to conceal it, they make it very clear I am the reason they went silent. I don't do it on purpose, in fact, I often try to encourage further discourse to no avail. People will say "it's ok anon" but I know it's not ok, I know they wish they could go back to the way things were before I opened my mouth, but it's too late now, I've done irreversible damage to this pleasant chat like the dialogue terrorist that I am. I'm sorry guys, I swear I don't do it on purpose, it's just my nature, if I could avoid it, I would.

someone read that for me

>>150571159
okay I read it

Damn bro that's so interesting please keep telling us about your life

Lets talk about what matters. Will argenchina ever win another Libertadores again, or will Brazil have to undergo some kind of catastrophe to allow for that?

we're more of a sudakino nation

do you even reliably will that, or is it increasingly escaping your grasp too

I came up with a translation for nothingburger
X-nada

WHERE STHE GOOTBALL I'M GOING INSANNE

Was neymar angry at not being called?

>>150567625
Eeeeeeeeee goiaaaaania
Avisa aqueles olhos lindos que eu ja cheguei

>>150571492
Ancelotti?
This is grim

goonball

I wonder who is going to be fortalezas new coach.

>>150571715
Rámon Diáz

>>150571728
Almost
Another former olimpia coach.

>>150563190
i'm so fucking hungry bros, i have not eaten anything solid in almost a week because of a surgery

I miss Coudet

>>150571734
based titan

ela terá tatuagem

>>150571882
ele não terá meu rim

ela fica porra nessa cueca nenhuma hein

>>150571734
damn i was sure he was gonna wait until after dominguez left estudiantes after getting assraped by flamengo in cuartos

Bahia 4-1 Confiança (1st leg)

A 2-goals advantage conquered with a mixed squad against a Série C team who failed to qualify to quadrangulares in a rainy night at Aracaju. The advantage could be bigger, but Bahia wasted a lot of chances.

Next target: Confiança (2nd leg of Copa do Nordeste final)

Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>150572132
Hot, I’d love to lick her pussy

But how does this effect boquita

>>150572132
degusting, would not lick her pussy

>>150572425
You have to wash boquita after you lick it

>>150568981
>having sexual intercourse with your sister
>comfy

"We need sexually crazy players to overcome 7x1" friends have been really quiet since recent david luiz news dropped

>>150572711
This nigga doesn't have a sister.

>talking with female
>say I'm feeling okay and whatnot
>blablabla talk about life work friends etc
>she kind of matches my mood and the shit I do or say
>couple days later say I'm not feeling too good
>suddenly she's also feeling bad
>say I had a really bad day
>actually she had the worst day of her life
is this normal or is this bitch just copying everything I say and trying to "surpass" it?

>>150572899
Maybe. If you are interested whenever you are both feeling like shit again just ask if she wants to hangout or something and you will have a confirmation. If not why care.

>>150572899
Women are not interested in what you feel, at least when you are getting to know each other. Just ask her out when the chance comes up,’or move on

we all been there, right?

>>150573268
I think of all my copalib friends like this

Like if you are reading at 4 am.

>>150572132
I would love to taste her caruru if you know what I mean

Bom chia copalib

>>150571741
Surgery of what?

>>150573268
This is what nofap does

na boa? sem maquiagem e sem bunda a mostra, eu nao daria bom dia

insolito

ES HOY ES HOY

>>150575704
>Drug dealer front cover does its best to get people to like him

bom chia copalib

>>150575704
he's that good

A modern-day warrior
Bean, bean diet
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean farts

>back in my day, when I was young and sexy, the selección used to go to world cups
>Ramon, 30 years old, Paraguay

Newells bros....

It feels wrong that both Rosario Central and Newells Old Boys have 0 copalibs. At least one of them should have a Cup

>>150575984
Rosario won a copa conmebol

The 1970 conmebol recopa, won by a bolivian team that doesnt exist anymore, should count as a sulamericana

>>150575969
Bro i remember watching the Albirroja against Bulgaria in 98' when i was at school

>>150575984
nievels was close but they bielsa'd

>>150575969
was he sexy though

>>150576038
Every non obese young person is

>>150576045
gordobros...

Me at the nobel prize winners party

Sleeping Dogs, home...

>>150576111
I fucked it up

>>150570569
yum love me manaos pomelo yum yum yum

>>150576126
What the fuck
What the fuck
I will hide this shit

We're still in it

>>150576159
pussy

>>150576126
>there are people who drink manaos pomelo without vino

>boss made a comment
>I reacted with :o
>coworkers reacted with :'D
do you guys think it's over?

>>150576219
>not reacting with the middle finger emoji and immediately changing to the same emoji everyone is using

>>150576229
I need to train my office-fu

>>150576219
>the comment: I wont be at the company in the next days, my newborn has passed away

Cocabrooooos, I feel OLD

>>150576236
>scheduling it during the Bolsonaro Nuremberg trials to draw away attention

>supervisor proposed staying late to meet quotas
>almost flipped at him
sorry, bros, won't happen again, I'll keep my cool

the japanese have a very nice culture of never talking to co-workers

We in the west are always fofocating and talking behind their back
We are trash

>>150576219
:O is the safest reaction you could go for. It goes well for funny, sad, happy, serious things. The #8 central midfielder of emojis.

>>150576279
This is false, I watched Aggressive Retsuko so I know everything about the Japanese office life

>>150574453
tonsils
paediatrician back when i was a kid said they were fine and it was going to get better but they really never did
it was starting to get even worse so i got them removed

paraguay match >>>>>>>>> argentina match
sorry messi, Ronaldo plays tonight

>>150576177
CHECKED

qual ronaldo

ronaldo
.
.
.
.
brilha muito no corinthians

>>150576438
the best Ronaldo

is paraguay that grim?

>>150576526
?

>>150571805
more like cuckasso

>O processo foi arquivado no dia 30 de setembro de 2024. A regra tem que ser seguida. [...] Estamos todos juntos nessa luta (contra a manipulação de resultados esportivos), mas não podemos rasgar o código.
advogado do Flamengo, sobre o fato do caso do Bruno Henrique ter sido reativado depois de ser arquivado ano passado

>Esse processo precisa ser arquivado de uma vez por todas.
advogado do Flamengo, depois de declarar que "Estamos todos juntos nessa luta contra a manipulação de resultados esportivos"

Lawyers are all big pieces of shit, no surprise

>attorney does his job of defending his client
No way...

>>150575982
https://youtu.be/Aa-ZIXJdDW4

>>150576845
he's not doing it very good

murio steam

>>150576650
damn, that was fast

I had a dream I invented a series of mechanisms in which hard cheeses would always be melted due to the pressure of various gears in a small 3d printable plastic box and you could slide a slice of creamy melted cheese on your pizza.

>>150576045
Hesrightyouknow.jpeg

giorgio armani la puta que te pario
giorgio armani la puta que te parioooo

imagine how many hotties will be at the funeral

Stop thinking about beans.

the lady is brazil
the m***** is sudacaland

Murió Brasil

>>150576535
You have to be a dumb motherfucker to chose emigration instead of living in comfyguay

>>150577106
boca players were never known for their intelligence

>>150576902
Thank God.

>>150577106
>comfyguay
Does La Secretaria de Trabajo Paraguayo post in /copalib/?

Two innocent people are being judged in Brazil: Bruno Henrique and Bolsonaro. And there are still people that don't think we live in a dictatorship

murio democracia

all according to the plan

>>150577374
that's not many dimensions it's just a big 2D board

>>150577396
you just havent unlocked it yet

Modesta
Católica
Vascaína
Mulher é assim

>>150577459
delicia

>>150577236
Your trabajos have secretarias? Damn... I guess Argentina truly is white

Chuva de papel picado
Borre e Falência no ataque lado a lado
Eu quero ver o baldasso
A valsa ta chegando o vestido foi comprado

(No ritmo de cheiro de pneu queimado)

Música que fiz zuando o inter a nada kkkkk espero que curtam gurizada valeu

>ynr alexandre barcellos teve a idéia de jogar papel picado que gruda antes de uma decisao totalmente possivel de fazer 1x0 e incendiar o jogo
>esfriou o clima e deixou os jogadores pensando o quao idiota sao os dirigentes
kek

murio armani

>>150577634
Stupid decision but Inter would lose the game anyway

>>150577459
>moon and soon necklace
>católica
Yeah I don't think so.

How come all the schizos are tricolores?
Trikaschizo
GreBBBischizo
Fluschizo
Schixeneizo

>>150576845
>his defense: pwease don't pwosecute my client :(

if i found someone with that pic on their drive i would actually call the cops

>>150577786
why? it's just a sleepy puppy

>>150577814
sorry im a gato nigga

>my face
>my soul

falando sério, imagina teu time ta numa quarta de final jogando em casa com chance de vencer e o presidente joga papel picado e paralisa a partida por 25 minutos

>>150577868
Wasn't she drugged or getting dicked and is actually perfectly fine?

>>150577829
Me when locro.

>>150577920
She was depressed because she couldn't get a visto to go back to New Zealand. She is 40.

>>150576845
Copalib loves lawyers and hates judges.

oda a aposta do "elitismo" liberal se baseia em conversar com os ricos para que, um dia, eles ponham a mão na consciência e mudem "isso tudo que está aí".

Mas e se eles não quiserem? E se eles estiverem satisfeitos fechados em condomínios-fortalezas enquanto o mundo queima?

For me, it's

>Asado with mandioca

>>150578176
and their greatest allies and eternal friends

>Cerveza de litro and choris

>>150577733
You just made up three of these people

>>150576924
*on your cofee

Mirtha Legrand outlived Giorgio Armani

>>150576998
>thry are louder than us
This has been stablished, look at flamengo fans

What would happen if this team played Albania

>>150578246
I forgot bahianon
fluschizo makes the vasco posts
grebbbioschizo makes 98% of inter related posts
xeneischizos freaks out when riber plays
bahi

>>150578282
3-0

>>150578282
itd look like Brazil V ghana 2006

DESCENDISTE DE LOCAL
CON VENTAJA DEPORTIVA
GALLINA PUTA

Name one player that should be called for brazil but hasnt been. No memes this time unless you are a coward

Brazil desperately needs a new Robinho
A throwback to fuchibol moleque, no more evanjeguebol

>>150578312
Coitinho

The modern player already won when he signed with Forest or Brighton because Pastor Wanderley told him if he was a good person got would be OBLIGATED to compensate him with mundane stuff
If you can afford a LV bag you're one of the greatest soldiers of God

>>150578294
These are all you anon. You suffer from Dissociative identity disorder

>>150578313
Foi essa desgraça q destruiu o Brasil

Essa historinha do negrinho q nao joga nada contra zagueiros habilidosos e só faz a festa contra zagueiros gordos e lerdos

>>150578294
>fluschizo makes the vasco posts
If you're talking about the black and gay thing, I was actually the first person to do it before someone else entirely different picked up on it. I have no idea of what team the guy supports or what his agenda even is, he just pops up and posts the rainbow kit.
Bahia anon is cool. I wouldn't care him a schizo.

call*
Whatever, you get it.

onde tava o Robinho em 2006 pra fazer gol na França e nos classificar pra final da copa

Fala inglês seu viado

Saf é coisa de time minúsculo

What’s the difference between boludo and pelotudo

>>150578313
>Brazil desperately needs a new rapist

>>150578477
The former can be used in both friendly and unfriendly context. A quick rough translation could be mate/pal & dumbass.
The later is more an insult, like moron, stupid, idiot.

>>150578477
Pelotudo is worse, boludo is often used as "dude" like saying "che boludo" when talking to someone, also being a boludo is like being a dummy but it's not as bad as being a pelotudo, a pelotudo is a fucking idiot.

>>150578509
This guy has zero game

>>150578396
foi sacado pra acomodar o (((quadrado mágico)))

>White rapist
Please coach my team, Alexi
>Black rapist
rot in jail, dog

>>150578710
Ronaldo tava bixado mas o acordo com a Nike nao permitia q ele fosse reserva

https://youtu.be/HLFvNO5CHxE
Ask Roberto Carlos

>>150578725
Lets be honest, 4channers want both of them free given their average opinion about women

>>150578761
Ronaldo tava roliço
Mas Ronaldinho e Kaka nunca foram protagonistas na seleção

>>150578811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwHGEsKF93M

>>150578839
Ronaldinho tava no ritmo balada e o Kaká bichado pra variar

Gilmar fubá went to resenha eson and told about a time he took his 2 year old kid to the pagode and gave him cachaça
Everybody laughed
One of these days a player will go to a podcast and tell he killed a person. Everybody will be like kkkkk sensacional

>>150578824
niggas here turn into womens rights activists if the rapists is black
see: partey, greenwood
that being said little Robson was the victim of a scheme
he was just one of the actors of the infamous rodinha do leite

>>150578539
>>150578523
Is it really that more offensive? Thought it was the same negative context

É isso que eu digo, Ronaldinho e Kaka nunca entregaram nada e os caras tem a pachorra de querer cagar na cabeça do neymar
Se o único momento relevante do neymar for o gol contra a Croácia ainda é mais do que Kaka e Ronaldinho fizeram na posição de protagonistas, o resto é capricho do destino

>>150578725
One was acquitted and the other was convicted. That's the difference. It's not a race thing

Os jogadores foram pra balada na cidade da Suiça na preparação pra Copa

Imagina o ambiente: 3 jogadores bichados, 2 laterais velhos e 1 volante mediocre

>>150578857
dads used to do this all the time, it's a sip
as stupid as it is no one will die from it

>>150578862

Podes ser boludo, pero no seas pelotudo man

>gives girl severe mental illness
>she dies early
>crime prescribes
I'm innocent now ;)

>>150578924
the girl robinho raped died]?

>>150578924
me botar no grupo do zap onde compartilharao essa faz favor

>>150578294
>grebbbioschizo makes 98% of inter related posts

quem viu lembra que a seleção na Suíça era atração, era basicamente um tour do harlem globetrotters, eles mal treinavam e todos os jogos em que o quarteto jogou foram horrendos
os bons momentos foram com Robinho no lugar de um deles, geralmente machucado

Every anon that demonstrates their own ideas and creativity and says something beyond common sense is labeled as a schizo by you.

gente e essa fic aqui

>>150578862
>A ver boludo, explicame...
>A ver pelotudo, explicame...

>>150578932
I think he meant Cuca

>>150578894
Is that about cuca

TOTAL ECUATORIAN ANNIHILATION

>>150578895
He said the kid had a ressaca the next day

>>150578985
Why is vinny so quiet

>>150578941
Su-suíça?????

>>150578986
Cuca is the typical brasileiro
>Todo mundo faz, eu tbm posso

mulher é assim

why is she not allowed to host resenhas we need to watch those chubby unfunny girls
i can foresee a resenha brabíssima between her André and dom lédio

>>150578985
She posted she is in madrid. He wasnt called by ancelotti. It is what it is.

>>150579046
Lmao dumb bitch

Who is this goblina

Why is frionel so caustic and toxic? Is this just an old age thing or has he been like this for most of his career?

Unpopular opinion: regatas are extremely tasteless
You never see remarkable people wearing regatas

>>150579147
tatuagem igual de puta

>>150579147
>mauro cezar posts on /copalib/
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150579147
>You never see remarkable people wearing regatas
That's because you haven't seen me

messis final game in argentina

>>150579176
Kek

Tulio's 1000th goal.

ancelotti insisting brazil play at their wembley we are brazil we play at the maracana

>>150579176
isso é fato, irmão
axilas não foram feitas pra serem expostas, é uma área tão obscena quanto o pênis ou o seio feminino

>>150576219
Keked in real life

Name one active paraguayan striker better than tico santa cruz

Maracana isn't even in brazil, its in Rio de Janeiro a independent narcostate like colombia

Murió la premier

>>150579245
isidro pija

>>150579245
Perla

>>150578275
She is gonna bury us all m8

>>150579265
>rio de janeiro is a narcost-ACK!
You can't even buy bread without indirectly supporting PCC.
>but I'm not from são paulo
Even worse, pig farmer.

>>150579119
>pedro de la verga
who

>>150579326
Never understood the passion about selling drugs and not switching to a business that you wouldn't mind your family consuming, they are still gonna be shitty people (probably CEOS), they can still get guns, they can still get political power and is way easier

>>150579147
Wtf is an regata?

>>150579363
boat competition

>>150579363
it means girl, a translation of ragaza

>>150579363
when you see a cat twice ,and think it's déjà vu

>>150579357
Criminals have an internal honour code where you can't simply quit. You'll be harassed and probably get killed if you defect from your gang, even if you just want to spend the rest of your life running a bakery.
The only way out is becoming a devout evanjegue, then they'll respect your decision but you have to stay devout and never again get involved in anything criminal. This is well-documented public information. Evangelical churches are also regularly used for crime money laundering, curiously. That is aldo well-documented public information.

So you can never quit, really.

>>150579326
Every state traficates but Rj is the only constructed around tráfico aesthetics

>Panama vs Suriname is during working hours
Hopefully there will be no traffic after I leave work at half time

Boa equipa de scout > billions

>>150579357
Crime pays more than legal stuff.

I thought about a corneta for the internacional can I post or you'll be too much bothered coloradofag?

tired
I'm going to ask for an assistant for my boss
I'm too handsome to work myself to exhaustion

>>150579575
>1 milhão no Wendel
>2 mi no Oscar chinelinho
the rest are shitters whose only gimmick is being foreigners

bread just baked in anticipation of the huezilian and culombian schizos... move when ready boyos

>>150579902

>30 posts early
We need some fucking rules in this henhouse.

>>150579970
God bless you, anon.
>>150580036
Better than a green flag OP.

>>150579970
>paraguay x ecuador
Thats gonna bring new tourists .
Hope they are not schizos that stay forever .

>>150580071
We should receive the newcomers with open arms

>comes home and finds out his wife and daughter have been brutally murdered and raped
:0
>it was the work of a paraguasho
:)

>>150580126
I will welcome you with a closed fist

>>150579357
Godfather 3

>>150579357
do the math.
Anyway, cartels ,pcc (is a joke btw, they only sell in brasil),tren de aragua, are not the main dealers. CIA controls the game, and there are many richfaggs (really really richfaggs, traditional families and so on) involved.

>>150579363
Sleeveless shirt

>>150580126
And then harvest their organs when they let their guard down

>>150580192
Pe de muleque uma delicia

>>150579591
>>150579591
Not copalib, but welcome

>>150580254
>implying I can follow more than one copalib thread at a time

>>150579717
mentira
Wendell é 600k no maximo

>match in 4 hours
>this is for Messi's lite-retirement match in our NT
damn

>>150580916
Rock is this real?

>how can we get people to spend money on a slurper match?
>just say it's messi's retirement lol

>>150581167
GIVE ME 5 TICKETS

Abel ... bought Paulinho bixado for 135 milhões

>>150581285
do you have link for this tyc stream?

>>150581354
The rentry has all the links

>>150581433
Would. Both.

>>150581433
>we have 3 stars
>venezuelas has 8
bros...

>>150581433
who is updating the rentry now?