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First for the Vancouver Canucks!

More like vancouver cucks

>>150567107 (OP)
>>150567110
>>150567119
bud1

>>150567119
What’s your favorite ramstein song?

every post below this one will be shit

julia louis-dreyfus is so based

member when bertuzzi played for hongcouver and got pushed on top of that literal who and spent the next 20 years fighting frivolous lawsuits lol that sucked

>>150567135
Rosenrot

>Win the cup
>Win the cup
>Light it up
>Win the cup
>Win the cup
>Lift it up

I still can't fathom how Mcdavids and Draisitls wife fucked of to Greece for a bachelorette parry during the cup final.

we're all living in amerikka
coca-cola, sometimes war

>>150567151
Remember when you got deported back to Lebanon, Adbul

luv me weegs

>>150567168
They were obeying their husbands’ desire to retain semen

>>150567178
Weegs :)

>>150567178
true we love Big Game Girls Name Weegz here

Why do people not like the OG Blue Jackets jersey?

>>150567176
here cleetus you can calm down now you big retard

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
>unicycles
feel free to add to the list

>>150567207
logo is ok but the colours are so incredibly boring imo

>>150567212
>no time stamp
Nice try abdul

>>150567215
What about unicycles? lmao

>>150567219
Stinger on the shoulder is my favorite part.

>>150567234
trb had a melty about mitch winning and started spamming unicycles

>dance for me king
nah I'm good
going to bed now that the shitty durka durka music from the bar next door had finally stopped
goodnight cleetus I'll check on you tomorrow

>>150567215
>trb
>bubblin
kys

trb be bubblin' once more

Koho and CCM made the best jerseys ever

>>150567269
Okay bye abdul try not to get killed tomorrow

>listing the things that cause him to bubble
kek

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1n7ewzb/you_piece_of_shit_shut_the_fuck_up_about_marner/
you faggots are being mogged by fucking /r/hockey in the lulz about Marner and his "security team"
nobody gives af about stale memes

>>150567289
Have to agree.
Although I enjoyed the Reebok era and their piping.

>>150567207
should have kept the black

>>150567348
Probably the worst post of seen today. Youre a retard.

>wild owner: we are prepared to pay kaprizov
>says will probably be the biggest nhl contract ever

>>150567168
Imagine marrying a chick that has a bachelorette party

>>150567348
That's because there are faggots that goes to r*ddit to post serious and comes here to post "bubblin" like the fucking r*ddit faggots they are.

>>150567348
Why don’t you go back and stay there, then

i used to love drawing hockey jerseys when i was a kid.

Why is there forest fire smoke all of a sudden. Its kinda fucked up.

>>150567348
eat rock candy

>>150567393
Kirill will be an islander in 1 year

>>150567455
True I used to always draw the flames logo. Gotta get the fire on the left just right.

>>150567393
Wild about being shit

>>150567476

>laffs

me in the back

>>150567456
because every summer and fall has forest fires
mostly lightning strikes, but people are also a common cause

hey, i hear anahiem's team doctor is a real quack

The boys at TSN Overdrive are asking us, the fans, to come up with a new tagline for the show!
Any ideas?

>>150567540
two guys and a pig

>>150567540
From left to right:
>he
>will put 4 fingers
>in your ass

>>150567520
>because every summer and fall has forest fires
feels like its 10x as frequent as it was 10 years ago

>>150567533
great joke, canada. i can always count on you for a cheap laugh.

>>150567573
space lasers

I had the best faceoff percentage in Chel drop-in and World Of Chel this year and last, I'm looking to repeat again this year

>Gary Bettman Brand Space Lasers
how much of the taiga has Gary pledged to burn down, /hoc/?

>>150567614
This

>>150567207

Logo is trash it's uninspired and no one likes Ohio

>>150567632
raped retard

>>150567520
gary lit all these fires

fuck it, I'm watching face/off

I can’t find my favorite abs machine at the gym :(

>>150567657
It's a great logo though. The cannon is the overrated one.

>>150567675
it's a shit logo, but you're from Ohio and don't have any taste

>>150567675
c logos are elite logos

>>150567670
What's left in the space it was once in?

>>150567695
Those are some great Cs.

We need more R logos to better represent /hoc/

>>150567718
more N logos too

>>150567698
I need a decline bench to do sit ups and can’t find it

>>150567675
Looks too american desu. Could be a baseball team or something

>>150567731
well, you best go find it, and best of luck to you then

>>150567215
KWAB

>>150567745
>Looks too american desu
I imagine that's the point they were going for since they named themselves after the Union.

everybody wants to rule the world

>>150567760
Thanks. I’ll ask the receptionist

>>150567771
>Union
Americans don't do unions bud

>>150567823
QUESTION?
Is the receptionist hot?

>>150567791
I still believe that I’ll make it

>>150567824
>I'll just pretend to be stupid
Doing your best stupid American impression? That was really good. I was fooled. I had to look at the flag, and when I did, I was stunned

>>150567873
cope found the southerner
hope you like doing yard work in 100 degree weather because the guy that used to do it got freed lmao

>>150567894
Now this... this is a REAL stupid American, no falsies
>this is how you do stupid

>>150567939
nobody is stupider than you raped retard

>>150567939
raped retard

hello

>>150567960
Greetings
Did you bring the stuff?

>>150567667
bro watch Lock Up (1989) with Sylvester Stallone shits classic and kinde funny.

>>150567968
have not seen that in a while. might put that on after Time Cop.

>>150568005
so you like the new Ottawa Sens 3rd jersey?

Really really really want to fuck raegan subban

Gary

>>150568075
*farts*

>stream east shut down
i must have a knockoff bookmarked because it's up and running kek

>>150568008
I was shocked by how many references I see nowadays to it.

>>150567212
>random person's hand
whoa you sure showed him
funny how this photo is in perfect focus

>wake up
>today's September 3rd
>go to the Hurricanes' website to see their new road jersey
>"Oh, that's terrible. That's fucking horrible."

>>150568342
it could worse you could be the new Ottawa senator thirds....now those are garbage

>Flames devastate historic town of Chinese Camp

Flames mentioned

>>150568033
same, she reminds me of young thandie newton

as the negro kids say, "hold up, let them cook"

>>150568342
I liked it and along with this hat that made the Frenchies seethe because it says CH, I think they're finally getting better at graphic design

As the /hoc/ kids used to say", bud1"

lol
lmao, even

>bear
lol

Why did they get rid of these? Dallas Stars really making sure nothing good could possibly come from that rebrand

>>150568452
Because they look cheap and shitty

>>150568443
Me on my way to buy 2 hard mike tall boys from the corner store

for me, it's the california golden seals

>>150568481
the new shit looks corporate and souless

>Kawaii Leonard was paid $28m for a no show job in 2022
Why don't NHL teams do this to get around the cap?

>>150568501
Go back to the old old shit then

>>150568488
faaacts brother

>>150568505
probably every team in every sport does this in some way and the clippers are about to blow the whole secret wide open

>>150568452
>>150568501
The entire rebrand is just entirely soulless. Even worse, the previous jerseys were decent wordmark ones.

How do we make hockey more appealing for the Pat McAfee show?

>>150568511
mooterus needs to be brought back I agree with you

Why is the cashier lady calling me hun when i'm probably older than her

>>150568570
She wants your balls

>>150568570
that reminds me i'm going to the dude store in a bit, I hope the cute girl with the butterfly tattoos is there

>>150568566
Get Marchand to go on again

>>150568481
>canadian with a gay opinion
Im so tired of the faggotry from up north

>>150568586
women with tattoos are slatternly
but if you're a dude user then you're beyond caring about such things

>>150568505
A no show job is the opposite of circumventing cap space - it would consume cap space while not getting a player to play games. For example, Mitch Marner in the postseason is a no show job

>>150568678
I would never get a tattoo myself but I don't mind them on women as long as they don't cover her whole body

>>150568701
>he hasn't learned what a woman having a tattoo means yet
sad

>>150568498
based

>>150568741
love me skanks and skeeze

what the hell is a dude store

>>150568772
dube
weeb
lbao

>>150568772
go back

>>150568662
Reminder

>>150567142
Every post above was aswell

>>150568701
I'm okay with them with the exception of tattoos on their tits.

i hate it :(

What's with the new centre ice gimmick? Every team is going overboard

>>150568862
gary mandated that the centre ice circle must be entirely filled in now

>>150568772
lurk more

>>150568879
Probably so he can justify forehead ads

>>150568890
probably there are so many ads now people couldn't differentiate the actual team logo out of all the crap

>>150568843
I think that's pretty great.

>>150568890
Gary owns the ice paint company

Gary is a wise man

I'm gonna say it: Nucks colours are the best in the league
There I said it

best in the league at being shit

I'm glad someone had the courage to say it

>>150568961
tell us more about the appeal of blue, green, and white

>>150568975
Unfortunately brown jerseys have been ruined by both the nazis and poo

>>150569014
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

Here's a free Gary phone screen background image for you guys.

>>150569076

N E A T
E
A
T

uh thanks i guess

>>150569085
ya no worries in fact it was a collab between me and another anon here it was art between two souls

Decent day of work, downloading My Dinner with Andre, gonna smoke some hash and watch it, its been in my to watch list for a while

>>150569220
That's fantastic, have a wallpaper for your phone

>>150568772
unfunny boomers afraid to say weed shop

>>150569244
my broons :)

>>150569258
I'm a boomer, and I call it a dispensary
>And also, I have no fear

>>150568919
They paint the floor under the ice.

>>150569272
you'd fear me motherfucker

Here's Gary again but if you took a bunch of DMT first

The Canucks? No thanks, id rather kill myself.

you now remember Alex Nedeljkovic

>>150569326
NIFTY

>>150569316
yeah, yeah, yeah cartoons.

Canada should put euthanasia units in their stadiums

>>150569346
right next to the gravy dispensers

>>150569272
>>150569316
>>150569342
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150568772
dude weed

>>150569244
Where THE FUCK are my flames

>>150569406
somewhere appropriate

>>150569406
they're irrelephant

>>150569346
put back urinal troughs first

You piece of shit. Shut the fuck up about Marner. You know zero about the game you little puke. You'll never get to speak to him again.

Average Canucks fan

>/hoc/
>image related

Don't ever talk to me or my Marner ever again.

Was NHL 98 the best hockey game on the PS1?

when i finished and it showed me the other possible answers, it said carter hart was an acceptable answer for flyers 20-21 to today.

Gonna watch AEW tonight for the first time any tips or advice

>>150569657
Yeah, don't

>>150569601
Maybe? Unless I'm forgetting something I wouldn't want to play any of those PS1 hockey games. N64 had Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey, PS2-gen had NHL Hitz and on the sim side the early franchise modes might be fun to mess around with

>>150569698
based

>>150569657
cringe
don't do it, bro

nhl 2004 franchise mode is hard to win the Stanley Cup on, any tips?

>>150569753
Spam lecavalier wristers
There's also a wrap around move that scores like 75% of the time

>>150569405
Oh and dude, shit is not the preferred nomenclature, marner, please.

>>150569490
You talk to your marners?

>>150569601
I still have the disc for that game on PC. I loved it when I was a kid couldn't believe it had announcing.

thinking about my Carolina Hurricanes bros.

>>150569753
Upgrade the coaching and player development stats on the gm screen. Upgrade scouting too, the drafting and development of rookies on that game is kinda fucky.

>>150569753
klesla and abid

>>150569807
same bro
why is our new road jersey so bad

>>150569807
>>150569818
eat cock randy and other randy

>>150569807
Why are the restaurants in Raleigh so bleh?

>>150569657
Have sex instead

>>150569818
MUH COLLEGE MUH WOLFPACK MUH TEAM PLAYS NEXT TO WHERE NC STATE PLAYS FOOTBALL
>>150569837
Everything closes at like 9pm, it’s ridiculous, but there’s some okay restaurants in downtown Raleigh desu

Yep. I remember when parking was 7 bucks at the Raleigh ESA and beer was like 5 bucks and that was highway robbery. Yep, now Ron Francis? He was a player.

>>150569837
because Raleigh isn't actually a city with city stuff
it's just a big suburban neighborhood

>>150569837
Its full of transplants from northern suburbs. Not the real south

>>150569936
This is actually pretty accurate

t. Went to school in downtown Raleigh in the early-mid 2000s

I got an ounce of afghan kush from the dude store. I haven't smoked pure afghan kush in 20 years.

>>150569978
Absolutely degenerate

>>150569995
Break it down

thinking about telling randy to eat cock

>>150569837
I hate you people

>>150569978
My basmati rice is Afghan

>>150569837
just go to Teets and drink

>>150570033
Lots of good stuff coming from afghanistan it seems

if i see any of you at Teets i'll punch you in the face

>>150569846
BACK OFF I TAKE YOU ON
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE

is teets slang for harris teeter?

rapey lost to Afghanistan

>>150570077
no a former cane opened a college bar in downtown raaleigh so he could slay puss

tim horton drank coffee on the bench

just went to the bathroom to pee and took a surprise marner

>>150570122
we're you standing when it happened?

>>150570122
it's the little things in life

>>150570149
It was quite large actually

>>150570169
he was talking about your penis

Ho boy here wego

>>150570228
He can speak for himself

>>150570149
We live for stupid and simple reasons

Just made scrambled eggs on toast for dinner

Why did they slash overdrive to 2 hours

>>150570307
yum. add tomato as well

>>150570395
I like a a bit of salsa on my fried eggs desu senpai

>>150570307
sounds like the beginning of a breakfast burrito

>>150570310
not enough numales watching it

Business idea: Shot for shot remake of Ghost Dog starring McDavid as Ghost Dog

Business idea: I didn’t ask

business idea: bud1

>>150570458
No numales watch Overdrive, the O Dog scares them.

This is going to take all of our jobs

>>150570538
Is ChatGPT scanning the archives from 2003?

>>150570556
ChatGPT is just an Indian googling your query and copy pasting the first reddit post on it.

>>150570577
But I've spoken to ChatGPT about my relationship with my dad

our pigsies :)

>>150570577
Jen

>>150570623
Our canesies :)

>>150569476
this is based desu steve dangle is a gigafag cuck

Remember that time Tripp Tracy got hammered and drunk posted on twitter and then went to AA KWAB go flames

>>150570577
Checks out

>>150570068
I remember my mom and i making fun of my high school exgf for going to the Trapt show KWAB

>>150570746
i bought that album and enjoyed it
echo is the best song

>>150570761
If you say so Heather.

>>150570607
kwab your dad thinks you're gay kwab

>>150570788
reminds me of trb sr and trb except in his case he knows it

watching nxt jey uso's sidepiece just lost

>>150570788
I wonder if he does. I need to get married and reproduce soon

>>150570788
>>150570849
My dad was coming out of anesthesia the other day and asked if I had a gf.

>>150570868
he knows you're gay too kwab

>>150570868
Better join the 4chan dating app

lmao which NHL players have daddy issues?

>>150570886
mcbustshit

The truth is everyone on /hoc/ is a hot girl

my girl name is jen

My name is Madeline

>>150570896
But /hoc/ is a boys only high school

>>150570921
Jen you fell for it, tranny

my name is geraldine bettwoman. my girls friends call me gerry

>>150570886
Didn’t Crosby have an insanely strict dad?

>>150570607
You should watch LOST. Everyone has daddy issues on that show

>>150570935
PLOT TWIST
>He's the only boy at the boys-only high school, and the rest of us are grills, even the Teachers =O

>>150571052
Is that your new recommendation

>>150571052
Anybody have daddy issues from their adoptive/surrogate dad?

frankly I don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting

All the trillions of dollars invested into AI will give us an Air Bud hockey movie

>>150571067
Would watch

>>150570886
Marner without a doubt. Look up his dad

>>150570886
Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla

>>150571107
its tiresome isnt it
now you know why the village retard snapped on him
his low iq brain just couldnt take it anymore

Shackleton was cool as fuck

>>150571135
there's like 11 of them and hockey never made the cut?

>>150571293
dog hips can't skate, simply wouldn't be believable

For me it would be a remake of Ladybugs but with hockey

>>150571293
It was the dead puck era

>>150571333
he kms

>>150571218
there's so many things he does that I hate

>>150571455
Method acting I guess
>play tranny -> ,,,

>>150571499
you didn't have to act when you got raped kwab

>>150571293
havent you seen that doggo trying to fetch a puck on the ice? lil retard slides 20 feet and kwabs himself into the boards.

hank and tank have go away heat with me

>>150571619
what about a chimp?

>>150571619
war is a pretty complex team sport

haha le ai
absolute state

>>150571619
Smart dogs can absolutely learn the neutral zone trap

feel like shit lately

somebody is smoking dude outside

pan-fried chicken thighs with a crisp skin

genuinely annoyed at anime nerds on a different site I post on I could heem all of them

>he's a weeb
grim

>>150572103
not a weeb that's why I'm annoyed at weeb posting

>>150572103
Just like my islanders

>>150571619
Ken Daneyko looks dumb but he's a good announcer so he's probably smarter than a dog

Hello Gary. Austin Texas should get a team. The should call themselves the Texas Rattlesnakes and Stone Cold Steve Austin can show up at games

>>150572580
Retard

>>150572580

Scott Stevens very did good the hit neutral zone a lot

beaners are trying to score white people points by making fun of jeets again

>>150572580
first time I agree this is trb on VPN

>>150572619
Kek! Hilarious video, José! +1

yall remember stone cold et that shit was funny

>>150572619
Based embracers of canada

>>150572713
rich, coming from you ahmed

>>150572852
post your skates, jorge

>>150572921
skating is gay fruit booter

Sunbelters unironically think skating is skateboarding

for me it's soap shoes

For me its heelys

/hoc/ would be so much better without rapey and sunbelt

>>150572961
retard

>>150572984
This

>>150572993
based

>>150573005
she got a dyke haircut kwab like luna

>HONK HONK
>VROOO
>GO FLAMES GO
>OOOM

Windy won.

what if they don't gel tho

>>150573048
sad
>>150573059
based
>>150573094
True
>>150573104
Copey won

>>150573048
I have a dyke haircut!

>>150573104
they should be playing them on different lines anyways

>>150573126
in what world would a tap in merchant not play with a pass merchant

>>150573137
soroking bros....

>>150573134
eichel can score on his own while carrying 2 wingers. he doesn't need marner to elevate his play. marners jobs is to elevate his centre and winger. although i'm sure they will play together a lot anyways.

>>150573137
dream big kek

>>150573137
the broship won that game

Sunbelt teams should be forced to move their arenas to snowbelt areas so everyone plays on the same ice

>>150573226
true

>>150573231
Most of the really shitty ice is just the buildings that share with the NBA team and have to switch from ice to court to ice every few days

>>150573226
why do the isles have to be sonic?

I love my saddledome because its complete shit for everything except hockey (wherein its elite). Artists never come to Calgary because they can't hang their retarded stage rigging off the dome's roof.

>>150573252
you know why

didn't win the lottery. nobody did, so we still have a chance in a couple days bros.

Good morning I hate the canucks

Them canuck girls thoughbeit

>>150573337
never drew a dime they even tried to sign messier kwab
>muh swede twins

Good morning I have a marner to drop

>>150573359
we don't call those that here now

>>150573353
>copey posting like trb
oh dear, the rumors are true... they are best friends

>>150573373
wasn't me tranny but that guy is right also tiny bent the knee and moved his show to the morning KWAB

To Henrik, to Daniel! Back to Henrik. Daniel now, to Henrik, Burrows, SHOOTS! Picked up by Daniel, to Henrik, to Burrows, to Daniel HE SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>>150573463
based

>>150573463
The last goal they scored at home was kind of spooky. It was at 22:33 if you count the 3rd, #22 scores from #33 and #23. 33 faceoffs won, 22 lost. 22 hits. #22 scored his 22nd of the season :33 seconds into the 2nd from #33 and #23. It was Bo Horvat's 23rd birthday. Daniels got 23g 32a, Horvat is at 22g 22a... Pouliot has 22 points and is a minus 23... Hank is at a -22... Marky has 23 wins... Canucks were 1 for 3 on the powerplay tonight which is 33.33%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6acaWp91s3E

AND OEL IN THE FRAME, A FELLOW SWEDE, NUMBER FUCKING 23!!!!

>>150573495
forgot pic, was too excited

>>150573487
based schizo

The canucks? More like the schmucks lol

>>150573487
That's weird and spooky, you should post that on /x/.

when i need to use a six digit code to log in to things i use 223314 so i hear john shorthouses voice in my head saying, daniel, to henrik, over to burrows, he shoots, and he scaaaaaaaarrrs!

>>150573578
delete this, you're going to get hax0rd

>>150573585
too late

shannon ranked my team's goalie tandem 20th KWAB

>>150573353
>newfag doesn't even know how to identify a rapey post
KWAB

>>150573662
My team is 25th
Frankly rude

>>150573680
nice reply retard

Wordle in 3

>>150573871
even shannon knows wolf is just a pup

wolf rhymes with golf

Just dropped a short and stubby marner

Preseason in a little over two weeks :)

>>150575801
Fall is here :)

>>150575866
i smell cinnamon and nutmeg and...
oh no

(づ ◕‿◕ )づ hello frens
preseason hockey game between Skellefteå AIK and Björklöven tonight
gonna watch it with my dad in the arena, looking forward to it immensly.
(am sensitive to high noise levels so i will be bringing earplugs)
may the best team win! :D \_ . _/

>>150575866
The evenings are getting kinda chilly

>>150576310
I love walking around during them

How is copey coping with the new playoff salary cap?

>>150576107
hello fren (｡◕‿‿◕｡) enjoy your hockey game with your dad <(^_^)> I'm the same way, I'm also sensitive to noise. IT'S TIME FOR HOCKEY :DDDD

>>150576412
thank you fren! :)

randy

>>150576107
>>150576412
You should watch a game in Calgary they have an autism room for folks like yourself

>>150576493
i have an internet friend that is an edmonton fan, and i have been told that calgary is a rival of theirs. don't people call those rivalry games "the battle of alberta"? and thank you for the recommend to cheer for calgary but i suspect that would be rude towards my edmonton friend.

>>150576310
Thank God Easter is nowhere near the corner.

>ya
>yer
>dimes
yawn
snore

>>150576570
Hockey is for everyone and were all friends here

>>150573137
They really need to trade Barzal. Was he involved in any of those highlights?

>>150576484
I cannot tell you how much I dislike that

Chick with 10/10 tits I went to law school with just posted on Facebook a picture of her at the hospital waiting for her breast reduction surgery.

>>150576936
juvenal mocked same-sex marriage in his first century satires. now we celebrate it. he'd probably find that funny as shit, rest his soul

>>150576965
Juvenal was a retard

>Satire 1: Juvenal begins, "semper ego auditor tantum..." (Must I be always a listener?). He confesses the moral rot of Rome has made avoiding satire impossible. He points to eunuch marriages, women at boar hunts, and sycophancy as examples of widespread degeneracy.
>Satire 2: Juvenal attacks hypocrites and homosexuality. He also defames Otho for bringing cosmetics on a military campaign. He claims the ghosts of great Romans would feel ill upon seeing such men in the Underworld.
what was his problem, flamesbros? yeesh

>>150576484
sometimes I hate being a fan of this team cause we have anti-drip

>anti-drip
Zoomers OUT

>>150576936
Amanda was probably straight before her brain got turned to meatloaf

>>150577238
>hit in the head and bullied until she gave in and became a dyke like the rest of the team
>the rest of the team was converted in the same way

Hot

>>150577793
Great mask!

>>150576833
At least now she can sleep on her back

>>150578092
i don't know any of these bands except disturbed and the hives

>>150578092
this is shit
surely /hoc/ can make a better playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxlQy8UDd08

>>150578150
Steely dan would be included for sure

>>150578247
for me, it's dirty work

>>150578092
I’ll give them a listen

>>150577197
Don’t you have a wife and kids to take care of, millennials? /hoc/ is now a zoomer general

>>150576484
Every middle-aged white southerner looks like this

>>150578092
Is alexsucks a similar concept to alexisonfire

>>150578346
No one on /hoc/ has sex

>>150578092
>Car Seat Headrest
What kind of fags are making these games

>>150578368
no

If there was one thing that I was reminded of watching the Dennis Hildeby extension come across the wire on Tuesday morning, it’s that the Toronto Maple Leafs are absolutely STACKED in between the pipes right now.
Seriously, I don’t remember a time this organization possessed this much crease depth —at least in recent memory.
But honestly, you would probably need to go back all the way to the dreaded Tuukka Rask/Justin Pogge era, right?

>>150578092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjKYets2SBw

has any hockey game used this song? it's in THUG (probably because you play in the Vancouver stadium in that game lmao)

torn on the new kraken jersey, was hoping for something a bit more creative but I do kinda like this. I liked it more when I saw the pics of players full dressed, the standalone jerseys pics didn't sell me. lazy sleeves they stole from the sharks. overall not great/10

>>150578867
/we/ a menace now

>>150578899
It's okay. I like colourful more jerseys. And kraken have some of the nicest colours.

>>150571619
making a suno track with these lyrics and playing it on the bus through a bluetooth speaker

Any way you slice it, the Leafs have every reason to believe in Hildeby, even though the 24-year-old’s coming off a turbulent campaign. The three years they handed him will not only give him time to develop but it will also allow him to push for a job at the NHL level in due time. The contract doesn’t become a one-way deal until Hildeby’s 26, when presumably, everyone should have a pretty good understanding of what he truly is. Indisputably, it was a tidy piece of business by Brad Treliving and company.

>>150579335
I thought Stolarz-Woll was a very underrated tandem, so why are the >laffs looking at Hildeby to save them?

Anyway you slice it I didn’t ask

>>150579354
With puck drop just around the corner, it’s no secret that the Leafs would still like to do a few things. That said, they will likely play the long game here, and that’s the correct course of action. In the coming months, it will be fascinating to see if the Stolarz/Woll tandem can replicate what they did last season in 2025-26. In addition to that, there’s reason to be excited for what’s to come, too. If Hildeby and Akhtyamov can continue to develop and improve, the Leafs will be sitting pretty for many years to come.

I got something you can slice right here player

ok but hear me out
>laffs

Dennis Wildebeest

i can almost taste the hockey

>>150579378

>Let the jerseys hit the ice.

>>150579435
randy can taste the cock

> Hildeby appeared in six games for the Leafs last season, posting a 3-3-0 record, with a 3.13 goals against average, and a .878 save percentage.

>3 year contract

>laffs

Can someone explain to me why the leaves are so bad they have like literally the biggest hockey town in Canada the most amount of money probably surrounding them. They're like the almost Yankees of Canada, but they just can never get the job done. I don't get it.

>>150579673
no fuck off

Took a very black utah, now it's time to hit the gym and squat

>>150579435
soon........

>>150578899
the krakheads think they're vegas now i guess

The truth is my flames are the furthest from cup contenders. We aren't rebuilding and we aren't elite.

All teams are cup contenders until they're eliminated from the playoffs

>>150580244
the chicago blackhawks are in fact NOT cup contenders

>>150580353
raped bitch

>>150580353
if they tried raping players again they might make it

>>150580353
Nobody thinks they are. Bedard is a bust

>>150580623
Just like my Islanders

Can anyone confirm the rumour that gary rigs the league against the preds

>>150580623
Just like my Ducks

My kingies are going to lose to Edmonton in the first round again aren’t they

>>150580976
Against my flames this time

>>150580912
sorry bro unfortunately the preds are just shit

Can anyone confirm the rumour that Gary always chooses a baked potato instead of fries or a side salad

I want a super salad

>>150580999
C'est la vie :(

salads are for girls kwab

>>150581029
Salads are for men who are committed to their cut >:(

>>150580972
I haven’t heard many exciting things about them

>>150581008
He doesnt enjoy anything baked in an oven

>>150581008
We aren’t allowed to dine with him, so I don’t know
t. Intern

>>150580912
I can confirm it's fugaze because I'm the one who made the rumor up.

>>150576484
Is it red pants or no pants

>>150581165
Jen

>>150581190
Fugazi didn't do anything for me but I loved that one Rites of Spring album

my favorite things about Gary are his religion and ethnicity

>>150581225
Latter

>>150576107
VICTORY!!!!! :DDD

>>150581076
cutting season ended on labor day

>>150581594
HURRAY!!!! :DDDDDD You’re winning the cup this season :)

>>150581776
<3<3<3<3<3<3
i am getting eepy, goodnight fren

>>150581594
>VICTORY
bud had 1 on 04/17/2022

>>150581834
Sleep tight fren <3

>>150581601
I know. Bulking season begins in October and cutting resumes in February or march

When does retard season end

>>150576107
>>150581594
EN GRIS
EN KO
EN UMEBO

>>150582308
when you die

>>150581776
Kwab no they're not. They suck.

>>150578092
>no billy talent - red flag
dropped

>>150582308
When hockey returns (October)

matthews is less of a captain and more of a craptain

amp'd ump
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2xc-ZCZyjI

>>150582370
Why didn’t 2000s video games have such good music?

>>150578867
3/10

>>150578092
I miss the days when your could put a folder of mp3s on your playstation and set everything from the menu music to the in game arena music to songs of your choice.

for me it's creating my player and resetting after getting drafted by teams I hate

How about an Anaheim Ducks thread edition up next?

I heard you can make your created player gay now

>>150582859
me? I was thinking Calgary Flames

>>150582867
you've been able to make a player from winnipeg for years, anon

I wonder if you can choose your characters nationality? Can I be the first Palestinian to win the Conn Smythe and Art Ross?

Palestine isn't a real country KWAB

>>150582877
Absolutely not. We're done with the flames here on /hoc/.

>>150582904
It's not likely but JT Miller has a chance

tf happened

test

>>150583610
Failure

der ewige janny

>>150583607
Thread got deleted

>>150583607
Gary doesn't tolerate Canadian discrimination

Can the next thread be Calgary Flames themed, please? thanks

>>150583620

good

delete flames fans as well

>>150583607
i think when you get banned here and it's worse than a 3-dayer they delete all your posts, so the same guy who made the OP made ~30 other posts here

>>150583626
I second this

Can the next thread be exactly the same as the deleted thread themed

>>150583607
Nigger detroit fan being a bitch nigger
>>150583639
Nope guess again retard

Now that the dust has settled, why did the Flames implode?

Can there not be a next thread, please? thank you

now that the bud has 1, why didn't trb fight back?

>>150583698
I've already got it set up

>>150583691
The candle that burns half as bright burns twice as long

>>150583691
They didn't: that elite season was an outlier

hoc bros... why did we get deleted?

>>150583768
Somebody kept talking about ninja town, USA

I was rankednl top 100 globally in nhl 11 AMA

>>150583816
don't think I shall

can the next thread be about the atlanta thrashers please

What happened to the other thread?

yeah just had a steak and potato go flames

>>150583958
what other thread?

>>150583972
oilers thread was nuked kwab go flames

sage

>>150584025
>>150584025

>>150582032
wrong dumbass
bulk is labor day to lent

>>150567107 (OP)
is that a pitbull+ greyhound?