Thread 150567908

Stop running Khabitch

Quit ducking me Tony

Volk will piece up that little chocolate homunculus Lerone just like he did Ilia

*downloads the data*

Gamrot by 4th round sub over Pisslam in the apex per pakitard

Rampage said on Ariel that Raja dindu nuffin and he was already #exonerated. It's over, you lose. No charges.

>>150567933
Him and Dern should get married

>>150567987
That's what I've been telling them, Raja is black and it's California. It's over, no charges.

Road to UFC: Ferguson vs Gamrot

gonna read some azn porn comics and heem my meng

>>150568027
matty g won all those fights

Grab you by the Gamrot

>>150568013
>>150567987
Worked piggies I’m afraid

>>150567987
rampage is just milking the situation for viewership

Imavov is the Yair of mw

Nigger

They made Anderson hecking Silva fight in the gaypex

I'm in love.

Is that a Twitter screencap of MMA Joey??

Gayrot is an ugly bum with zero good wins and zero entertaining fights sadly

>>150567942
Then he gets torn apart limb by limb by Jean.

>>150568120
Afraid not actually

>>150568115
You can tell she is a huge BBC(Big Balkan Cock) slut.
Maybe I'll hit her up but I'm still busy with FightFairy at the moment

>>150568120
Just how BAD is Shartman?

>>150568120
his name is GODrot

>>150568120
You finally made a factual post well done

Breaking: Dana White has confirmed that he has started an eight week training camp as he announces a fight against former UFC Champion Stipe Miocic. When approached for comment White simply stated "I'm 25 mil in the fucking hole!"

>>150568178
I'm afraid not.

I'm thinking it's the Gaethje hour.

>>150568233
In thinking not so much.

>>150568247
The thing is, I got digits and umm.. You didn't, so...

>>150568242
We had this fight 29-28 for Gamrot due to his 4 successful takedowns against Dariush's (0)

>>150568233
its GODrot week happily

Favourite kosher fighter?

>>150568277
BASED & dubs checked

>>150568132
Already claimed by Abus.

Big Balkan Cock? More like Small Balkan Cock lmao

>>150568306
In addition to being funny it's also quite true I fear

Just bought an new car. If you see an 1992 Geo Metro with PRIDE fuigernes on the dash say 'whatup'

>>150568299
Chris has been looking great.....

>>150568299
I always associate the dark rings under eyes with opiate addiction, don't know why.

>>150568313
I drive a Chevy pickup truck like a real man so I won't see you when I run your dumb ass off the highway then circle back and T-Bone your shitbox.

Our new homemade champion

Anybody mind if I bum a fag real quick?

>>150568330
Im really pruod of this man

>>150568321
Have the same theory about her as well. Like some recovery program in which she autistically researches fighters instead of taking hard stuff.

>>150568373
It's an absolute shitbox, you got scammed sorry to say your car is useless shitty and not worth repairing. Yikes.

>>150568321
Dark rings are due to poor metabolism, same as yellow feet and so on...

>>150568313
based
new cars and trucks are for overcompensating faggots

>>150568409
She probably only eats processed instant garbage and fast food because of her drug addiction.

>>150568313
Cringe, not owning a nice practical automobile is for cucks and poorfags

If you give a hoot about cars, I assume you wash balls

>>150568396
Yeah well cant hlep but notcie you didnt comment on the Pride figurens so I know you respect that at least you little terwp

Imagine needing a car pfft I run this city

Imagine not owning your own car good googly moogily that aussie would have a stroke mocking you.

>>150568420
Drugs are worse than alcohol which is terrible poison you should know that much and its usually not like how it makes you feel or anything drugs and antibiotics are the worst because you'll literally get injured really easily if you try to work through it its not like alcohol where you could warm up and get some sweat going and alright you're good to go no drugs will tear your ligaments and muscles at the slightest discomfort i have a torn palm right now and last time i tore my forearm muscles in 2021 or something dont even remember but i have to take this shit and basically stay at potatoe stage for a month not to mention they fuck your gut so bad you need another month just for that to go back to homeostasis shitting and digesting normal and there is no work around either

>>150568480
Care to extrapolate?

>>150568478
Id heem that aussie at the local train station

>>150568508
I don't think the aussie would have any reason to be at a train station

>>150568508
I think you'd be surprised. I think he'd fuck you up, I really do.

You bought the 1987 dodge fleon viper X659? Pfft get a load of this jamoke. I rock a 1995 nissan jaguar rimmer, a REAL man's ride! *sucks a random guy's cock*

>>150568531
nah I'm just lazy maxxing currently I'm trained to destroy

>>150568537
What the hell does any of this poorfag cope have to do with combat sports?

>>150568569
It's a quote from Justin Gaethje

>>150568480
How are you damaging yourself so much? I would weem you. Respectfully.

>>150568569
Brendan schaub heemed his Ferrari on a grasshopper

>>150568582
You think he's just going to sit there and let you weem him while in a drug induced stupor?

>Heh, you missed the china card at 3am?
>you’re such a fuckin casual

lemme turn this trugg here right quicWATCH OUT BAPPA IT'S A WALL OF SAND

UFC White House? CANCELLED

>>150568494
About what exactly? My pawlm? Or drugs fucking you up? Believe it or not some drugs and antibiotics greatly diminish certain body parts and their ability and range of motion and so on in the same manner some drugs like opioids fuck up your liver worse than booze, it is greatly specific.
About my palm the problem is coincidentally the same as when i tore my forearm, too many fibers get torn simultaneously so most if not almost the entire ligament holding your muscle to whatever portion of the arm gets so out of balance it shifts to once side and lumps in there but it doesnt get completely torn so it just turns blue for like 2-3 weeks and all you do is really slight movements to get the majority of function where it needs to be and it folds back together in time but right now i have like half of a baseball in my palm and i could barely hold anything in my hand. Trust me if there is any pain you're way better off way way better off tolerating it instead of taking literally anything. The only time you should be taking any painkillers or whatever like that it must be absolutely maddening and unbearable that's it don't do it otherwise just don't its not worth it and never has been.
Also another big side effect from taking a painkiller literally 2 times in the past month which i havent done for years is getting a big tare on my schaubhole which i will fix this week if i don't die of course but its always something very very bad for your health in general especially when you are already injured and its 100% due to taking a very mild painkiller which isn't even prescriptive its over the counter like bubble gum.

>>150568585
If it was easy everyone would be doing it playa

>>150568595
Why are you making up a scenario to get mad about

>>150568607
That's crazy but I never had any of those problems when I did hard drugs. Maybe I'm simply just built different?

>>150568607
Blagoy got stabbed in the heart and got robbed by Derrick lewis

Yoel Romero got shot point blank and attacked with a samurai sword

>>150568651
that's fuckin cool, Yoel does cool stuff.

Justin Gaethje, Lisbon's own volunteer streetcar operator

>>150568623
I never had any problems taking meth and mdma ever in my entire life either those hard drugs you are lead to believe are hard is nothing its the prescription shit that will kill you.
What always fixes things for me by the grace of God is a nice 48 hour fast and then is all good and i will be doing just that in the upcoming few days.
>>150568624
My unc survived a granade 2 months ago that's nothing

AAAAAAAAA you're drawing and quartering me playa! that shit hurts playa!

>>1505684200
>tfw no MMA Stacy gf to shoot heroin, eat fast food and discuss trivial MMA stuff with

downplaying being stabbed In the heart? badass.

Ruffy

>>150568672
God bless you man

just found out Till means Schaub station

Darren Till and Brendan Schaub? Both legend killers I'm afraid.

Tony cowered in fear.

Volk vs Merab is the fight to make that no one has ever said to make

>>150568826
i did

>>150568767
>>150568793

>>150568815
You don't know what cower means.

People rated Bobby Green because he beat Fiziev but didn't factor in that Green was a bum

Tony reproached in fear.

Fiziev would heemed Ruffy, just to technical Ruffy resembles Marc Diakese come to think of it.

>>150568876
Fiziev never fought green cazzie

>>150568896
brutal TKO

Bobby? you mean King

>>150568891
>that filename

You get used to it after a while. I don't see heem posts anymore I just see bullshit, bullshit, psyop, bullshit...

Who was he?

>>150569016
In his entire career, bobby greene has submitted only one fighter

who the hell is bobby greene

>>150568582
Ain't even phased

>>150569034
known for his striking too. just how scared of tony was bobby?

>>150569159
I don't remember much of that fight but i think he panic-crotchsniffed as Bobby tagged him with some shots

Bobby Gangreane

what if ron artest took up mma

Raja did nothing wrong

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Earth shattering, era defining, barn burning split decision

Foigners Gangrene...chills

time travel is real, imposters are real. we are being taken over by imposter lizards from the year 3021

RIP to Bonnar king

Paddy twerking on ruffy's heemed carcass

Just fucked the Swede retard's mom.
She loved my Big Balkan Cock a little too much I'd say. Like a starving little kitten.

>>150569280
I made that

>>150569348
Actually that's an original Sneed meme

Just put my last savings on Ruffy+Borralho+Pitbull

>>150569356
Sneed's tranny humour could never produce something that funny

>>150569363
What do you mean tranny humor? Are you saying the humor is for trannys or are you implying the individual himself is trans?

>>150569361
I foresee you being a very wealthy man soon my friend

Dicey Dicey !! The swede hit a nerve, looks like the balkan really has a small chink dick

>>150569361
Bookies love him

>>150569381
>Are you saying the humor is for trannys or are you implying the individual himself is trans?
herself*
both

Haters getting mad cuz I got me some bathing apes

Imavov by competitive but controversial Parisian style robbery decision

>>150569361
kunta kinte will heem

Just fucked her again btw

>>150569399
Afraid the correct answer was (D: None of the Above.)

>>150569363
glad you enjoy it

>>150569417
Sweden owns your soul

Some bathing apes revved em??

We call him Sweetden because that boy got sugar in his tank.

Swedaddy gotten revved

Sweden's like Stella from A Streetcar Named Desire and I'm the drunk guy yelling STEEEEEELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA

The science knows it's sweet.

Ms. Drew seems to be having a severe AGP (autogynephilia) attack.

>>150569230
hmmm, i guess we are in the same boat then since i also just watch heem webm videos and downloads and dont know anything about actual fights!

Sweden hasn't even posted in like 15 minutes and he's still in your head

>>150569511
>>150569481
Rent free.

they call me Sweden because I Swe de n

I have seen very little discussion of the fights at UFC Paris. Please analyze now.

jones is untouchable because he's a secret dual israeli/us citizen

>>150569506
Nah it's just that particular fight was extremely forgettable

How do you pronounce the translation of "thirty ten hull" in French?

>>150569521
He’s the Jeffrey Epstein of mma

Nerds and soiboys will have you believe this overhyped ai shit is the future, it barely could prompt jones with painting his nails blue

Sorry I meant "fifty ten hull" translated to French

>>150569542
Truth hurts

>>150569542
>completely misses that it looks like an entirely different person
>notices the minute details
have you been diagnosed yet?

this video is real, taken from the dash cam right before he bailed out of the car and ran away

Just remembered the picture of the cantender series mutt with the tony momo tat surrounded by 1/10 subhuman women. I'm scared.

I have....an thick peins

Do all Canadians have an thick penis?

80% of canada is indian so most of them have micro dicks and no fighters

20% of Canadians have a thick penis according to the country sneeds from

sneed
snee
sne
sn
skn
skin
skinn
skinny peen

bj on a skinny penn

Turdny? Won't even get into the HOF Keeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Tonebeast really mindbroke these subhumans

>>150569631
I'M GONNA COMBINES ALL THE THICK CANDIAN PENISES, AND SHOVE THEM UP DANA WHIET'S FAT ASS

>>150569814
You don't know what verbal means.

Sam Patterson has what it takes for welterweight gold

>>150569804
Im such an fucking retard, this made me laugh so hard

Hasbulla locked in a titanium playskool house filled with whistling bottle rockets

>>150569839
this would never happen to Gamrot

Guys who have ducked Gamrot (GODrot)
-islam
-charles Olivera
-BSD
-Ruffy
-Tsarukyan
-khabib
-ya mama

>blocks your high kick effortlessly
>smiles
>does "LET'S GO" soiboi hand motions
>farts loud enough to be heard over the crowd
>you tap out standing
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>150569930
DDP

>>150569964
to be fair DDP was busy smiling

New Guru video just dropped

https://youtu.be/bAQLznRYLF8?si=aYgtylWY76jEFDTC

He let his racism out a lil bit

racism overpowers the attempted murder

Im fucking an yenta

>>150570108
You're literally Chinese.

>>150570096
Guru for some reason makes a lot of racist dog whistles though as if the action of almost killing someone brutally was more acceptable if a white man did it. What I saw was a dumb spoiled rich zoomer lashing out for retard ego reasons that suggest strong emotional underdevelopment from bad or non-existent parenting.

Stu was an evil fucking chud and Raja saved many POC lives because Ol Stuster was about to go Luke Thomas

Yellow skin mongoloid? You're literally Chinese!

>>150570120
I would truck trough you like Brock Lensar to Heath Herring

>>150570161
where's swartoid

Stu was supposed to be some bad ass marine and yet he lets some YN get the drop on him. No sympathy.

>>150570161
AYYYYY

>>150570136
>dog whistle
humans cant hear those, are you a dog?

>>150570280
I was a huge /pol/cel since like 2014 to around 2022 so in a way yes.

say it ain't sooooo
my love is a life taker

Dana should run a network where he has live fights 24/7 just random bums off the streets of Vegas even someone call Ari this is gold

imagine if river cuomo cared about mma

daner et al kinda exposed what they are actually looking for on DWCS by signing that bizzaro omalley guy

>>150570227
Dios mio, el IC numero de los americanos...

>>150570136
>Guru for some reason makes a lot of racist dog whistles though as if the action of almost killing someone brutally was more acceptable if a white man did it
Do you really think that's what he's implying? Seems more like the racist implication is that this type of behavior is something you would mostly expect to see black males doing, because it happens very often in their community and they have a culture that encourages it.

namely bums that will put on a show. even if they havent a shot in hell of title contention

>>150570498
It’s not their fault though. Poverty and trauma caused by society is to blame.

>>150570498
>Do you really think that's what he's implying?
no, I said that to point out the hypocrisy

>because it happens very often in their community and they have a culture that encourages it.
This I don't disagree with actually. As you can see in my flag I'm Chilean and I know lots of Haitians and live around them (huge Haitian migration waves here). They're peaceful as fuck, but I know that in america blacks can be super violent and there's the whole 13% statistic. My problem here is thinking that the problem is genetic and not cultural.

My hypothesis here is that after Malcolm X and MLK the CIA decided to neuter black americans by spreading gansta bullshit and turning them all into violent gigalumpens. They did the same in my country but not in a racialized way. In here they spread a drug called pasta base in the poorer neighborhoods (called poblaciones in here), turning those places into breeding grounds for violent gang shit. The people you see robbing and killing here look just like the average chilean, but act the same way gangbangers act in the whole world. Anyway my problem with a lot of these MMAtubers is that both them and their audiences imply that there's a genetic component to this whole thing. Fuck that, determinism ain't real.

Stick to talking mma instead of race and culture discussion, which you all lack the necessary media literacy to engage in

>>150570136
>racist dog whistles

>>150570516
? Raja is rich, it really is just the culture.
>>150570598
>>150570602
*heems u* nothin personel

Sneed won.

>>150570622
His mom died too

Rampage Jackson and me are pretty similar, we both got arrested for felony hit and run but had the charges dropped.

guru has said on multiple occassions he's a bit racist on several occasions and I for one think 1 time is enough

>>150570692
That's why I am subscribed to him and a member of the channel.

Heeminder that racism is wrong

I am relentlessly handsome.

Being chudmaxxed is truly the grifter metagame nowadays

>>150570717
nothing wrong with pattern recognition

>>150570724
I've been calling guru a grifter for years now, I've been saying that

>>150568582
You think I'm just gonna let you kill me Jon????

relentlessly handsome = luke rockhold
you dont look like rockhold therefore you aint relentlessly handsome

The other day I opened one of those heins ketchup packs you get from chick fil a and it was totally barbeque sauce all up inside. Crazy huh?

If you’re so comfortable being racist, why don’t you call Raja the n word?

Does Guru think that blasting that flashlight on his face hides his revolting acne and moles?

>>150570754
Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday!

>>150570550
African Americans are the highest IQ black ethnic group on earth which is crazy to think about, but at the same time they're the only ethnicity that was bred for generations upon generations like livestock for traits that wouldn't be selected for under normal eugenic circumstances. They do seem to lack impulse control to a degree that other low IQ people don't, which I'm inclined to believe is genetic. More specifically they're quicker to snap over some perceived sense of disrespect, usually at other black people, than they are to throw away their life with drugs like the dumb whites I know.

>>150570744
I don't look like Luke but I have his same level of social acumen

Darling hold my hand~

The amount of DOMs directly on my tailbone is driving me to become the joker

Fuck it we ride

>>150570774
I don't think slave traders liked agression in fact I think that they'd be more likely to look for compliance and strength so that they can do hard manual labour. As if buying a farm animal.

We're in entirely different parts of the world, but I've seen the behaviour you describe, as in "snapping over a perceived sense of disrespect". It's very common in what in Chile we call "flaites", which is a subculture which is pretty much just the local hood culture and again, these people look just like every other chilean.

For example, sometimes a flaite will just say "que mirai?" (translates to "whatcha lookin at?") if you just glance at their general direction. I once saw a knife fight happen out of the fucking blue and it all happened from a "que mirai?" situation. I still remember multitasking trying to walk away fast but without looking too obviously scared out of fear of being noticed. I have lots of anecdotes like that lmao.
Anyway all these ghetto thug cultures end up producing the same types of behavioural patterns. the US is just the only country in which this shit is racialized but this shit happens everywhere. For example talking to argies I've heard similar stories but about "villeros" which is kind of their equivalent to a flaite or a hood.

Anyway I really dislike the way Guru and other mmatubers have handled the Raja situation.

>>150570843
Shut the fuck up pal

>>150570847
my post is factual thoughbeit

>>150570809
>tfw discover bronze

>>150570852
We'll never know

>>150570760
>Hey blue eyes

>>150570879
Anyone latino (real latino though, not mexican-american yonosabos) knows what I'm saying is true because we've all seen the same kind of shit. Except the wealthy types, but that goes without saying.

Negative aura moments

>>150570907
doing that and then being the first to KO him was almost emasculating its like he took away the most iconic and notorious things about him, as if cutting a man's balls with a knife

Chuck you're taking everything I ever worked for nah FUCK that, I'll fight YOUR motherfucking ass!

>>150570774
Probably a cultural thing, probably CIA social engineering shit. I agree with the Peruvian, slaves wouldn't have been bred for hair trigger aggression, and not enough time has passed since Abolition for them to select for this trait enough that it became part of their DNA collectively.

Ain't No Love in Oklahoma

>>150568116
And that's a photo of an "internet personality" with a quote on it that I guess you see as funny? You're an idiot. Too blind to see that you're a complete failure

>>150570998
Mad bitch?

If you want a burger, eat a burger!

If you want a French fry, eat a French fry.

>>150570843
>>150570972
I think they were at least selected for higher T physiognomy to some degree. A soft looking buck probably has lower T levels than some Kunta Kinte looking mf.

>Oh heavy Heavy Hands is up
>Listen
>"Wait, can Imavov fight a southpaw"
>Forced to rethink my entire pick
EVERY FUCKING TIME

52 days until Gane fights.

This beat is ass, naw I'm going in dawg turn up the bass line I'm going in uh yeah Sneed on the beat bringing dat heat skeety-skeet skeet

if there's a heaven dis bitch goin to heeellllllllll~

Now I pass the mic to a real og

>>150570809
NOT SO FAST

the fight to make? glad you asked. it would have to be bo nickal vs THE 5 time bjj worlds champion rudolfo viera at ufc 322 - MSG.

>>150571136
this is bone tickle's make or break because if he can't beat a purebred bjjsissy he could have never beaten khamzat

I just popped a Tesla, ain't no need to charge

shan't be clicking ur gay link

>>150571214
what about this one

>>150571208
Certified banger thx sneed!

>>150571247
Get em mau p!

>>150571151
which is exactly why Bo "Combat Diaper" Nickal will be brutally KO'd into a mortal kombat pre-heem state

I fingered Caoi in a Sydney nightclub

Don't fight with a full pair of dirty diaper venoms bo Nickal!

Bo had him a full pair of DDV's playa!

Was Oleksiejczuk training with Fighting Nerds when he fought Dumas?

pereira looks so fat and old now

I foresee for my parlay 1, 2, 3, 10 legs combined

And I pass the mic to James:

>>150571405
kinda aged overnight. He needs to retire he was never gonna have a long run anyway

>>150570907
Max only does this at the last ten seconds cazzies yeah just swang and bang at the beginning of a fight not much for the critical thinking are you dolts

>>150571462
Have your country produce some high level fighters and then we'll talk.

>>150571485
You first bud

>>150571509
Nice b8 m8.

We don't sign our posts here, SDIYBT

>>150571474
Alex does this to Haramkalaev in the rematch.

>>150571522
There are no Australian fighters

>>150571540
So true, actually.

>>150571230
No.....NO

>>150571529
Start Digging In Yo Butt, Twin

>>150571548
Glad you've come to see the light

>>150571485
Didn't even mean it in an insulting way, I really like Alex. It's just that he started to seriously do MMA already in his 30s. It's not like when a fighter starts young and we know we'll be seeing him for a long fucking time. Right now the man is in his late 30s and became an UFC two weight class champion, he has nothing to prove to anyone.

>>150571474
DON'T DO IT OG

>>150571587
Chile produced bahamondes, should have just responded with this webm

>>150571643
Bahamondes is great and I hope he goes on to achieve a lot but Pereira is a double champ at two sports. Anon wrongfully thought that I was dissing Pereira, and if that had been the case then I think mentioning Bahamondes would not have really been a proper counter argument.

That webm is fucking beautiful btw.

is aspinalls dad holding him back?

hold me bakc niga

>>150571540
Reading this post and analyzing it to discover that it's factual and if you factor in that rob is originally from new zealand seals the deal.

We got em

Racoon been breaking into my garage eating all the damn cat food

>>150571474
>A NEW CHALLENGER

nothing worse than a ganecel I'm afraid

>>150571579
uncman

gane lost to champs
tommy reddit lost to bona fide bums

>>150572117
tomalabros.. how can we cope this one away??

Gane won a chess tournament

>>150572176
Proof?

see I told you

Ask yourself this one simple question, would Tai Tuivasa have made it to 4;23 of the third round if he was fighting Tom Aspinall?

>>150572216
Honestly, yes.

What people don't realize is that OG had a piece on him bur chose to throw hands because he respected the martial arts

>>150572195
I made this meme originally btw

>>150572228
why is gane white here

Hey can you please stop impersonating me?

.

>>150572230
you can just say you think its cool instead of lying

They call her the blender.

>>150572243
It's actually a drawing

>>150572276
No Sneed really did make that meme first, stop trying to take credit away from him man

>>150572280
it's an animation actually and not a very good one at that

>>150572301
Walt disney over here

What's funny is I actually have the least idea what's going on out of anybody

told you guys

>>150572338
that one really stuck with you huh

>>150572382
It's always the truth that hurts worst innet

>>150572376
whose the wonk nose again?

I'm gonna take you somewhere you never wanted to be, the 7th layer of the hair lair and w-w-we'll say what's up to your dad while we're there.

>>150572376
wonk nose wog and a faggot, what a pair

Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 layers to my lair (nigga) to my lair (lil bih) to my lair (on god?)

And I pass the mic back to spammy, lets go spammy

Raja put disrespect on rampage name

>>150572498
Fact of the matter is if Sicko Stu had kept his hands to himself and not hit raja with a beer can and asked "are you gonna sell it?" none of this would have happened.

>>150572467
don't call islam a faggot

>>150572376
goatfucker bros.....

>>150572518
We call them mountain daddy's here pal

Raja won despite the whole world being against him. He's my hero.

>>150567908 (OP)
RDA had a little something back there the whole time?

there's a way raja can profit from all this AND walk free

If sex trafficking is good enough for P Diddy than god dammit it's good enough for me!

>>150572512
you're a faggot

quentin is such a dumb n word it’s unreal

drugs used to be cool before reddit found out about them

The janitor gives me such precious little freedom, for hope is much more powerful than fear. Wouldn't you agree anon?

>>150572564
Your women prefer White cock.

>>150572578
dont care, faggot

>>150572578
why your population declining then

>>150572564
Turn your monitor on.

>>150572597
Bodied that freak lmao, good one mexibro

The Energy is very strongly favoring Caio, what do we make of this?

>>150572570
Tarantino? We can agree there.

>>150572624
lol

>>150572597
I consneed

Oh no, I'm relapsing again! *Mainlines speedball of black tar heroin and meth*

Fucking based rampage telling guru.he has SDE small dick energy and that he hates himself, i hate guru

Just found out recently the british actress who plays the dragon girl in game of thrones is apparently half pajeet, how jeeted is england exactly?

Lmao, that retard guru is getting the over on Paul Craig with his back against the wall knowing he can't lose or he gets cut for sure against that bum. Fucking idiot always gives bullshit for his prize picks sponsorship picks. Fat ugly retard he is.

Based GODru got em seethin

He picked the under on Paul Craig, he's fucking retarded?

Nah FUCK that!

Come on gurú is basically boogie you cant get mad or hurt by someone you would absolute hate being

I just searched and boogie is 51 now wtf, what a wasted life makes me remember my brother

>>150572645
Guru has confirmed he's "rich, tall, and hung like a horse" many in the Guru community speculate he's clearing 8 inches.

>>150572677
If boogie out lives me I'll be so fucking pissed man, I'd fucking kill him

We cannot follow them, lads

>>150572694
I'm afraid.

Awh sheit, dis nigga just cooked me on mah text to speech

Guru is taller than rampage kwab

Rate my form boys

>>150572728
Fffffffffaggot!

>>150572744
ffuck you bloody

>>150572751
they gave up on the nickal project fast

>>150572751
KWABO NIGGER

>>150572679
Nah he is disgusting
>>150572685
He never lived

>>150572800
kwabland

I don't even watch this sport

Also rebooked

My cock is so hard right now. Fuck im big

The pride of Sheffield Movsar Evloev

>>150572800
why is evloev in there

What's that mean, he never lived because he's fat or something, I don't get it

>>150572855
what else is new

Tom Aspinall
Arnold Allen
Paddy Pimblett
Mick Parkin
Davey Grant
Nathaniel Wood
Nathan Fletcher
Sam Patterson
Harry Hardwick
Paul Craig
Chris Duncan
Oban Elliott
Mason Jones

>>150572728
You cant kick because the jeans are too tight. Take them off and try again.

>>150572738
That wouldn't be terrible. I'd still much rather see Costa/DDP or Costa against the loser of Hernanswz/RDR.

>>150572888
Costa might lose to Shara
People forgot that he only looked good because Kopylov is a southpaw, he’s still washed

>>150572912
shara's grappling is non-existent and barriault peached the fuck out of him on the feet too and wonked his nose
costa will take him down and gnp the fuck out of him

>>150572950
Costa rarely ever grapples offensively even though he’s decent at it

>>150572873
Tom is polish
>>150572898
Cunny uohh

>>150573077
Then why isn’t his name Tomasz aszspcynll

>>150572873
i love how this post recognize that bisping isnt british (hes a fucking polak) but failed to recognize aspinall for the same reason

>>150573083
It's active White British UFC fighters you dolt
Tom being Polish is a guru meme
zero malaysians in the UFC ever

Combat sports? Why the hell would I ever wanna do that, I love sports!

>>150573091
Holy mother of cope

Luke rockhold is a cool mother fucker and I don’t like seeing him get knocked out like that.

Nothing gets em revved like the REALITY of white supremacy.

Piggy meltdown? Yup, piggy meltdown

>>150572873
All killers btw

>Your wife wants a non tard son Tom. I'm afraid im gonna have to step in
SOON

>gane
>non-tard

Nerds ranked
1. Silva
2. Borralho
3. Prates
4. Ruffy

>>150573308
retard that thinks that silva is good

Woke up next to a peng ting, having my coffee in peace, what's up heem?

>>150573083
Bisping is actually belarusian probably descended from the old White nobility of the area, Aspinall is a race traitor raising an abomination with a p*le he bought off temu

Nerds ranked
1. Gane

he put the hair in his mouth

I read all the bong posts here in piers morgans voice

Wish bryce fraudchecked that satanist aprezilian

Adding hair to a filter has enriched my 4chan dot org slash heem experience no bounds

you think diego 'no lateral movement' lopes is actually going to beat jean silva?

>>150573370
Bitchyce's bussy hole will always be in the shape of Silvadaddy's cock i fear.....

>>150573389
Retards do unfortunately

he passionately grabbed that brazzas sweaty barnet, sniffed it and put it in his mouth whilst riding bitch on a moped

I eat biscuits, fart, then big sleep.

>>150573389
>>150573394
I think there's a chance Jean Silva gets caught acting like a fucking retard, maybe not by Lopes but it's a factor he's going to have going against him in my expert analysis

>>150573413
Have you considered that he’s only doing that because he’s been fighting cans
Bryce is one of the most non-threatening strikers in MMA, when ilia fought him he was swinging so hard he fell over

>>150573421
the macaco piece of shit will die and we will burn him in the flames of centralia

>>150573428
lopes is brazilian too m8

>>150572751
brutal fall from grace

>>150573428
FNDS

>>150573442
Lopes is going to knock Silva out

>>150573437
Actually he is mexican

Diego "Hacienda Warrior" Lopes will put lord my mom got raped into a wheelchair

Noche UFC will be headlined by two Brazilians.

>>150573557
same same

Brazilians should steal black peepo gimmick and start saying they were everything first

Raja daddy knocked out all of Sissy Stu's teeth so he could give him better sloppy toppys with only his gums.

Jean SIlva is allergic to leading - He will pressure you, but will not throw if you aren't throwing at him. He wants to counter, but the most he will do to draw out attacks will be occasional weak front kicks, a swooping lead hook or over swung 1-2's ..

If you shoot on him, his first reaction is to wrap his left arm around your neck, basically letting you get a bodylock while 'threatening' the guillotine, while there's actually no guillotine threat.

Silva will not check leg kicks, he will just take the kick.. In Southpaw and Orthodox

Silva will switch stance infront of opponents, he will not hide the switch with punches or circle off to switch. He will do it infront of you, being easily counterable (Imavov knocking out Adesanya)

When standing in front of each other, no one pressuring or opponent iniating offense, Silva go to is a step back counter lead hook, he can get this attack drawn out and hit with a straight if you jab in, double jab in, jab, feint then go in, Silva will go straight back and throw the hook (Jourdain did it and landed, but got dropped when just throwing a naked straight against silva)

Silva is wide open to body and has eaten several

When being pressured Silvas go to punch/counter when someone throws at him is a leadhook / overhand from his lead hand as he dips his head to his rear left

When you draw out his leadhook counter, his hands are low and his head is high, he is there to be hit with the rear hand over the top (dober landed this hard)

Bro is very beatable and mid

>>150573596
Ras wat ya doin mon mi nah come fi read are you stupid mon

Man that faggot spam really killed heem this time around

New /heem/ Queen dropped, this time its Ninha, a fresh breath of air for our French heemsters or French Canadian or French speaking heem users. An alternative to Fight Fairy, Dynamic Instability and

>>150573596
Thoughts on Aaron Pico?

Just met Baissangour Chamsoudinov

>>150573631
Hard to even say anything about him, he was fighting literal skinny fat part time fighters in Bellator. His level of opposition was terrible

>>150573627
Thumbnail game on point what does her body look like

>>150573627
>>150573637
would

>>150573615
Nah I reckon Daner not doing his job for the last 5 years did it

BSD legit has no upper lip

>>150573627
Guru fucked her apparently.

Realistically, HOW does Ruffy beat BSD? BSD has a BJJ Brown Belt, Judo 2-dan black belt, hes got an iron jaw, bombs in both hands and the will of an absolute demon when going forward

>>150573672
bro making shit up

>>150573684
>bro
You're*

>>150573687
what u gonna do about it? eat a herring in front of me

>>150573684
Gurutroons unironically think about him having sex at least twice a day on account of them not heeming any minge I surmise in demise

>>150573708
mfer youre the dude that said he smashed

Guru broke you.

>>150573677
lights him up at range, uses good footwork to stay away from takedowns/grappling, gets a round 2 doctor stoppage when bsd's entire face explodes at the slighest provocation
or he just fucking heems him, that chin aint gonna last forever and bsd is a damage magnet

Imagine thinking some dude that lost to 'Megatron' Hawes and Strickraped is going to beat Caio

>>150573716
We have 5,5 million people here and mma is somewhat popular
>>150573724
I'm not his chair so no

>>150573776
5.5 million people that aren't in the UFC

Even Jack Slack couldn't defend CJI and he glazes BJJ every chance he gets, especially no-gi bjj

>>150567908 (OP)
Poor fazza (God rest his holy soul and may he rest and bask in the eternal humbleness of He who sits upon the magnificent throne, humble be thy name alhamdulillah (points up)). He knew Khabib must fight Tony and retire 30-0 for his plan to be complete, even if this was the outcome... and Khabib's mazza herself told Khabib his whole life "If you don't win a fight, do not come home" (which he betrayed)... It's all so sad...

>>150573786
We keep (most of) our borders open and hopes up

>>150573627
alien forehead. needs a fringe pronto

>>150573813
some people dont hide their perceived insecurities or what society would consider ugly. Hiding something doesnt get rid of it, better to have it out instead of acting like you're ashamed of yourself

I miss abdulnamap

Who's even fighting this weekend? Dana doesn't give a shit anymore guru is right. He's fucking announcing title fights from his obama phone.

>>150573657
Whatchu mean? It's the other way around.

Dricus got his shit pushed in by Khamzat.

>>150573850
why is he always pouting, bro is gay

>>150573657
>BSD has completely recessed chin
>Really fucking hard to knock out, only Porier was able to do that, Moicano's TKO was doctor stoppage
>Jiri has a receding chin
>Only been knocked out by Pereira and King Mo. He tanks everybody else.
What is the explanation for this phenomena?

>>150573803
>may he rest and bask in the eternal humbleness
Unfortunately, he can't. Khabitch sacrificed his soul to an eternal islamic demon, sadly

DDP is the G.O.A.T. because muslims fuck goats.

>>150573882
the chin has nowhere to go, so how does it get pushed back to get kod

bro looks like a samurai

>>150573882
He looks like he has a junkie mouth and some of them have legendary chins might be that it rattles less

>>150573912
No. Neither does Jiri. Real samurai wore their hair in chonmage.

I still don't know who nina drama is other than you lot posting about her. is mma really so fucking gay now that literal whotubers are mainstays? I don't feel so good, warrior spirit bros

>>150573912
he looks like a fucking bum that lost to a guy the world already forgot

Everyone knows what a real samurai looks like

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMX1juQ8OOc
Raja exposing the raped and gaped britshits

Conner wants to become the president of Ireland lel, check his insta. How do we make this happen?

>>150573992
honestly if the brits are so pussy their kids get taken from the school gates directly into a used bmw to get raped thats their fault

>>150573942
I was about to make fun of him but then you go find the one pic that proves him right. Retard.

for sure we need this cokehead rapist who gets punched in the head for a living to be in charge of our future #MAKEIRELANDGREATAGAIN #DRAINTHESWAMP

>>150573958
Yes you do, anon. In your attempt to show how much of a non-cazzie you are, you prove to everyone how big of a caz you really are. Just don't bring her up b.

>>150574046
Imagine getting arrested by a police officer telling you that you might have upset a jew.

>>150574065
What's the problem britbong. He can just ruin Ireland for free, and then you can take it back.

>>150574037
W-what if he does it to jack?...

>>150573637
Chamdaddy!

>>150573877
DDP was a goat. Sadly he was fighting a goat fucker

>>150573596
>’threatening' the guillotine, while there's actually no guillotine threat.

>>150574319
this is a ninja choke

>>150574345
So he doesn’t just threaten guillotines then

>>150574377
as tdd defense here he iniated this from a fence stall

>>150574405
This is a takedown attempt

>>150574026
Kek

It's actually over for ankaduck

>>150573596
Adesanya was never as good as Jean Silva.

Syko stu will get his get back in the court of law

Daddysanya paved the way for raja to follow in his footsteps

*flubs the takedown*
*ends up balls deep in your mom*

>>150573882
If this logic was true then chiwiwi would get brutally knocked out every single fight

*shits pants*
yeah in other words i tanked that shite

>>150574557
No you're too dense to grasp the question. He's asking the explanation for the phenomena, not concluding the opposite to be true (that big chin=glass chin). It could be that the baseline average chin health extends from average to large size and recessed no-chin is buffed.. It could be a horseshoe situation, where a really big chin and a recessed chinlet have more durability in the chin and normal chins are the chinlets (in the mma/boxing sense).. It could also be the simple combination of having a recessed chin + beard throws off the aim of the opponent so they never land flush.

There’s no correlation between physical size of chin and durability

Wankalaev will win exactly as he did last time

I got major exclusive news droppin in the next thread. Not wasting it here at the end ott. Until someone makes it I'm not posting it.

Ankatranny will bend over in submission in the opening seconds of the rematch.

>>150574699
That's a good theory. But the truth is, we'll never know. It will be an unanswered question for a very long time. There's just no way for us to know.

AGPoatan is leaving on a stretcher again

Raja has dishonored the Rampage family name by ..going on a Rampage?? Wtf

Could Tony make 135?

>>150574760
I don't know man. He couldn't even heem a broken handed Pereira with a stomach virus. You simply have to learn to study the sport with deduction to realize at the very least, this will go worse for Ankalaev. And I say that respectfully.

>>150574803
I’ll be surprised if he makes it to 50

>>150574813
Supermajority!

>>150574813
Factual post i fear
Pereirafather will run a crusade on Troonkalaev's loose bussy sadly

>>150548826
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>>150548826

migrate
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>>150574939
>no subject
>random whore pic
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ignore this retard