Thread 150571329

>Lap:
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>Countdown to Italian GP:
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>>150561902

>/f1/ Essentials:
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Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
205

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
216 (215 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 309 (+25)
NOR: 275 (+0)
VER: 205 (+18)
RUS: 184 (+12)
LEC: 151 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 584 (+25)
Ferrari: 260 (+0)
Mercedes: 248 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 214 (+20)
Williams Mercedes: 80 (+10)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 900.63 (+90.20)
NOR: 858.02 (+66.12)
TSU: 841.53 (+57.14)

>News
Cadillac sign Colton Herta as test driver
Hamilton under “huge pressure” for Italian GP as Ferrari struggles continue
Max: ‘Red Bull shouldn’t be battling Racing Bulls’
Domenicalitard: We believe [a race is] a bit too long for young people
Reverse grids, short races and MotoGP-style sprints all “on the agenda” in F1 shakeup
Lando Norris: ‘I want to win my own way’, not copy Max Verstappen’s “fuck you attitude”
It’s F1’s “duty to simplify language” around 2026 rules to help the new element watching
Ferrari go blue and white at Monza as team teases Niki Lauda tribute

First for go to the gym, drink water, eat healthy, read books, play chess (or whatever mental game you wanna play), enjoy nature and go camping

edd

wide awake for some reason

>new thread is up
time for bed :)

gimi

terrible gay salvadoran posting going on
kanker

gimi night

>>150571413
He's a shitter

>>150571329 (OP)
>Jack Doohan

Go to the bar, drink beer, smoke cigarettes, read the bible, play mahjong (or whatever skill based game you wanna play), watch racing and enjoy drinking and driving.

go to sleep

>>150571329 (OP)
>Hamilton under “huge pressure” for Italian GP as Ferrari struggles continue
He'll unironically get "driver of the day" for overtaking 9 zoomers in shitboxes after starting 20th with an all new engine (applied after failing out of Q1, plus his grid penality).

Behead Demonicali

>>150571350
>>150571442
Seek danger, live fast and due beautiful
https://youtu.be/xxafcFlx7xI?si=hkqr20SHWnIXQR9B

>>150571442
>>150571603
Don’t listen to this nihilists!

>>150571630
cease this retardation

italy now

>>150571539
based, but our only hope is stroll
hope he beheads wolff (both of 'em) as well

>>150571713
What pornstar is this?

>>150571679
No

>>150571738
needs this disgusting pic-rel

>>150571713
That's a boy

>>150571713
sex with italians, every day, forever

>>150571753
If it looks like a girl and it quacks like a girl ...

>>150571753
Wrong eyetalian

>>150571752
Poor Russell, sat between a closeted-gay egomaniac arsehole and a clinically depressed philanderer (also closeted-gay).
He's smiling, but his eyes are screaming "get me out of here".

>>150571752
What the fuck is this dude's problem? Seriously.

>>150571870
That's definitely a different tomboy though.

>>150571870
Really not fair that I will never have an Italian gf to live with in the country side of the country where we could go and explore and hopefully discover some old Ancient Rome artifacts/ruins

>>150571896
he knows cuz he saw

>>150571921
>the country side of the country
Personally, I'd prefer the lakeside of the lake or the mountainside of the mountain.

>>150571921
What if she doesn't want to leave the house?

>>150571875
george is the gay sociopath there

>>150571921
that's because you're gay

>>150571938
I’m drunk leave me alone

>>150571941
Well, we’d have to make the best out of an awful situation like that one hehehehehe

>>150572011
Stop saying I’m gay

>>150572047
don't see why

yes
yes
yes
yes ( books, lns, etc )
yes
yes
no because there arent any go camping sites nearby

>>150572249
>no because there arent any go camping sites nearby

If you live in a big city, that’s understandable, but if that’s not the case then I’m sure it’d be relatively easy to find a place where to camp

"gimi"

Dead Sport

Wow, this time it did finally die.

i just want to drive 105 series alfa through toscana countryside to formula 1 Grand Prix at Mugello with beautiful hot sexy cute francesca or lucrezia gf (female) who also cooks good pasta

is that too much to ask?

>>150572716
God I love the non-stepnose/late model 105. I don't understand the obsession with the stepnose at all

>>150572494
I want to fuck ikuko so bad

italia nexta

>>150572822
saw this exact sight on lygon st one time no lie

>>150572845
>>150572822
i see her butt hehehhehhehEhHehahah

kwabmilton didn't just lose the wdc in a car that won the wcc, he also had perfect reliability while his opponent didn't

Just did it to Valentina Nappi in honour of the Italian GP

>>150572822
Provide translation, please. I don't speak New High Latin.

>>150573061
it says insert coins into the slot provided by signora

>>150573061
it says
braaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppp poop

>>150573061
>Vietato
The tatas
>L'uso di secchi e spugne
Luscious the sexy make spunk
>Il lavaggio e consentito
Consent is not needed
>Solo con la lancia e
We have one lancia here
>La spazzola in dotazione
The spaz in the dota zone

>>150573125
fucking dota players

Posting Lewis' misses because Italy tomorrow

>>150573061
Here you go

>>150573140
He moved on to another Russian whore btw.

>>150573125
Thank you, anon, that was most helpful.

>>150573142
>emollient for light alloy wheels
Wut?
None of that makes much sense. I think I'll go with the other anon's translations.

>>150573140
>>150573145
What do the women get out of it, other than five minutes of the questionable fame of being an obviously gay man's beard?

>>150573159
Money. She's a whore after all

>>150573162
Oh, so that's why he needed those 100M from Ferrari.

>>150573140
>Lewis' beard
Fixed

I can't remember, what happened in September.

WAKE ME UP
WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!

>>150573210
idk I think it was cloudy

>>150573331
Its smoky here

>>150573333
is everything on fire again?

>>150573339
Yeah

>>150573125
>

How many uncharacteristic mistakes can one driver make until it becomes characteristic?

>>150573484
He's just a rookie bro relax, let him heem a few more drivers

>>150573422
>you took the 4 cohorts guarding our left flank and put them directly behind our weakened center we wanted the enemy to attack, what the fuck tony?

HAMILTON IS A
NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER

>>150573602
I think your nigger-key is stuck, anon.
Caps-lock as well.

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150573602
Source?

Now papa Stroll is selling his stake in AM, how long does the window licker have? This season, or to the end of 2026?

>>150573660
You're talking about Alonso, right?

>>150573660
stroll is not just there because of his father, the globohomos don't want kwablonso to get shit on again so they keep him around

>>150573660
>Stroll finally retires..
The peace he wanted all along.. its here..

>he stays
>drives for himself.. not his father
>x6 wdc

bryan the biggest CHUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqax7jqITWk

>>150573855
Or it's another case of Mozart: His father dies, but haunts him beyond death. He then gets sick and dies mid-season.

>>150573660
You're one of those retards confusing AM the car brand and AM the f1 team, aren't you?

Please don't call my brother a retard

>>150573911
What are you doing in Austria Lewis?

>>150573855
real life doesn't have anime arcs, we are constantly reminded of this in f1

>>150574017
Explain AD21 then, cunt

>>150574091
glitch in the matrix

>>150574111
aww it had a baby :)

GRUG?

Jack Doohan never stood a chance did he? Franco was always gonna take his seat

>>150571921
>He wants to live in Italy
You South Americans have it rough, huh?

>>150574111
When the chopsticks came out I was expecting a chink to start eating that thing alive.

>>150574306
Yes, gotta go after that lucrative Argie Market

>>150574331
chink means chinese

>>150574390
>implying a brit knows the difference between chinese and japanese

>>150574441
anglos used to be the foremost western allies of the japanese until USA gained that position

>>150574441
>the difference between chinese and japanese
There isn't one

>>150574111
that's some alien style shit right there

Are there even any iconic helmets nowadays? I only recognize immediatly Alonso's and Norris'.

>>150574857
max got heemed by fake gimi wearing this btw

>>150574901
>35 years old

>>150574857
They have to show off the sponsors. Same line bullshit, different colors

>>150574857
he should've made this one permanent

>>150574901
I know 3 individuals with teeth like that and they aren't related to each other at all
What causes it?

>>150574857
Hamilton
George
Max

gimi

>>150575049
google malocclusion class II division 2

>googling teeth
shan't go down that path

>>150573676
Bro...

>>150575324
I understand, you can use duckduckgo or yandex instead fren

>>150574857
>iconic
no
it's why Bortoleto just adopted Senna's design with a few tweaks here and there

Praying for another Hail Hadjar moment this Monza weekend

NIGGA HAIL HADJAR
>NIGGA HAIL HADJAR
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TEAM RADIO

>>150575563
I hope he crashes on the formation lap and cries again

>>150575573
he's not a fraud like kimi, only up from here (a win)

>>150575578
Kimi is the fastest driver as long as he doesn't have to make a corner

>>150574901
this is well beyond just hitting the wall, this is basically the twin towers post collapse

>>150575049
Being bri'ish

>>150575627
this is not the soccer/footy/kickball thread

>>150575676
Almost had me?

>Cadillac F1
Based? Y/N

>>150575018
disagree
its too based for a regular lid

>>150575855
No

>>150575855
Maybe

>>150575855
Yes if they paint the car yellow

>“Charles is frustrated because he’s probably starting to understand that he will never be World Champion
>“It’s gone bad, it’s gotten worse.
>“Next year is a whole new set of regulations and normally that’s not when Ferrari is at its best, so it’s a difficult situation for him.
>“He’s been there for a long time and his star has fallen a little bit.

>>150571896
el ratto in el hatto

>>150575855
nah
They're gonna be HRT/Manor tier

>>150575855
>american team
>ferrari engines
>two washed up drivers

Haas with abigger budget

>>150575963
not even a yellow car is going to save them

You will never be a world champion. You have no speed, you have no mental fortitude, you have no drive to succeed. You are an ugly British man twisted by Zak Brown and Andrea Stella into a crude mockery of a title contender.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the pitcrews mock you. Your fashionmodel "partner" is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish on-track performances behind closed doors.

Motorsport fans are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of motorsport have allowed fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” as fast look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your weakmind is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get yaoi-obsessed women to shill for you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of a better looking younger driver with better performance.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile to your race engineer every single morning and tell yourself you're getting P1, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll retire, burn through your savings, become a SkyF1 commentator, and plunge into the cold abyss of has-been F1 "stars". Your so-called fans will watch you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll delete the posts about you with an apology that calls you a fraud, and every yaoi-obsessed woman for the rest of eternity will know a fraudulent title contender was worshipped here. Your body will decay and become doughy, your opinions will be ridiculed on /sp/, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record that is unmistakably fraudulent.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

fraudstappen will never win anything ever again

his only choice is troon out, and retire.

>>150576015
>his star has fallen a little bit
whatdoesthismean

>>150576105
he hit the wall(race driver edition)

>>150576105
His star has fallen
Billions must race

>>150576105
non-white ESL

I'm almost 130kg

>>150576253
The Heavyweight of Helsinki

>>150576253
the lardass of Lahti

>>150576253
the fat fuck of finland

>>150576253
You are double my weight

>>150576253
Based bloatmaxxer

>>150571413
FAKE GIMI IMPOSTOR

>>150576330
The twink of Telford

>>150576253
Keep it up champ!

>>150576253
start losing weight pal

>>150576015
If Villeneuve managed to be world champion, then Leclerc clearly can

>>150576015
>>150576450
The CHAD canadian vs the virgin monegasque

>>150576253
>niin_läski_äijä.mp4

>>150576253
El americano

>>150576450
They are both generational talents

>>150573660
Drugabitchbros it is finally our turn

>>150576495
>inb4 Stroll rather pays some shitter to drive at AM than seeing Drugo aynwhear near NUUUImobile
Get fucked, hues.

>>150576495
>>150576516
>there's only place for one of us on this grid mano

>>150576330
You are 1,16 times my weight.

They are going to ruin this sport trying to cater to American zoomer woman. Its only going to get worse.

>>150576434
If you mid 30s its impossible.

>>150576564
Fat is stored surplus energy.
Stop eating more than what your body needs and the stored fat will be burned away.
Start exercising, so that your body actually does something with the energy you consume instead of most of it being converted to fat due to it not being needed.

>>150576564
Just stop eating,bro

>>150576582
>>150576614

But if i dont eat i get depressed and die :(

>>150576629
>t. Fat Bastard

>>150576434
>>150576474
>>150576582
i have a history of failed weightloss. i lost 30kg at some point then got it back.

im currently losing it again, i just wanna get to around 100kg and hopefully stay there. after 110 you start to really feel the extra weight since it starts affecting your mobility. i wanna eaet what i want but also not go full edd, but also dont wanna exercise since im lazy.

>>150576564
It's fairly easy.

>>150576629
Some fat fuck allegedly didn't eat for a year and lived off his fat reserves during that time.
He died of a heart attack while thin in his 50s :-)

>>150576564
Very american post

>>150576629
Your also depressed when you eat, just less hungry

>>150576671
Angus Barbieri. He died of stomach complications related to obesity. Either he did some irrepeairable damage, or he got fat again.

>>150576671
>didnt eat for a year
Like nothing?

>>150576629
I didn't say stop eating. You just need to eat less.

>>150576641
>i wanna eaet what i want
Moderation.
You can let go and have fun every once in a while, just not every day.
Alternatively, just learn how to consume healthy alternatives to foods that you love. For example, pizza, burgers, pastry, etc. These things don't have to be unhealthy to be delicious. You can make your own healthy alternatives, or buy them if you can find them.
>also dont wanna exercise since im lazy.
Ideally, you should get over that. There's plenty of different ways to exercise that are very enjoyable.
Furthermore, exercise is health. As we age, our bodies get weaker. Exercise mitigates, and almost eliminates, this decay.

>>150576253
You fat disgusting smelly piece of shit should kill yourself unless you're 2m+ tall then it's somewhat manageable

>>150576641
>i wanna eaet what i want but also not go full edd
idk mayne 130kg is past eat whatever you want and play vidya tier

>>150576777
yeah im going to get to like 100kg then probably repeat it, but only eat up till im 110kg, that way you dont have to go size up/down in clothes and your body won't mess up your hormone balance.

1 month of fatso mode, then 1 month of toning it down is probably my ideal target.

The Hefty of Hanko

>>150576641
>>150576911
>yeah im going to get to like 100kg then probably repeat it, but only eat up till im 110kg,
A-anon...

>>150574306
The fact he couldn't keep the seat despite all the monetary backing he had speaks volumes

>twink death at 18
grim

>>150576641
Just start by walking lots and keeping a steady moderate diet. Start sooner rather than later because this is only going to get harder as you age

>>150577028
>muh liberalism and funny president
>half of entire tax revenue goes straight to Enstone

>>150576253
The Enormous of Espoo

What do fat finns eat daily if they don't have chippys and greggs?

>>150577118
Deep fried seals

>>150577118
Your local Tesco doesn't got this?

>>150577118
Vodka and licorice candy

Why does alonso look zesty in here? no homo

>>150577212
the coof put me off any food that the average person can touch or breathe on
people are unbelievably nasty

this is f1 related because this is my honest reaction to seeing this

>>150577274
Digital de-aging enhancements

>>150577274
that's a body double

>>150577118
it ain't much, but it's honest calories

>>150576253
the dangerously underweight of uusikaupunki

>>150576330
the double amputee of anglesey

>>150576641
>dont wanna exercise since im lazy.
it's the other way around, you're lazy BECAUSE you don't exercise

just eat that shit sandwich and hit the stairmaster half hour/45 minutes every day and stop eating like a retard

pic F1 related, they're finnish gridgirls

>>150577304
another body double?

>>150577274
which one is real?

>>150577332
The Massive of Melbourn

>Armani dood
Does it count as a sacrifice for Leclerc? He was Italian though

>>150576253
Yeah but you're a 2m tall broad shouldered stout Dutch lad like me.

>>150577424
he has been dead for over a decade

>>150577118
my butthole

>>150577596
that's gross

why are they allowed to market dangerous energy drinks on cars at silverstone when kids are watching?

>>150571350
I wish it was easy to start doing that, I barely have the energy to get out of bed. I do try to eat adequately though and drink a lot of water, keeping weight in control. But man, I used to love reading books and now it just gives me a headache and I dread even picking one up.

>>150577655
Because the immigrant kids that actually matter in Britain weren't watching

>>150577655
A fat and generally unhealhty populace is easier to manipulate and less likely to revolt.

>>150577655
They're still openly marketing alcohol (and even still marketing tobacco sometimes). Nobody's falling for the "0%" bullshit.

>>150577655
because it is yummy

New Cairo City and its surroundings is wild seen from space, there will definitely be a street race there one day

>>150571713
Cute male (said homosexually)

>>150577720
LH44 flavor (what is now Full Throttle) was better, but I'm surprised that this one is not that far off. One of my favorites alongside Strawberry Dream. That said I've had to cut down massively as of late for health reasons...

>>150577767
No, there won't be.

I have never had a monster

Perry Wu

>>150577800
The only common energy drink that doesn't taste like Red Bull or a Red Bull knock-off. I genuinely like the flavor and I wish they haven't discontinued the decaf.

/FIA/ idea: Area 51 GP

>>150577661
If you are like me then reducing screen time and video/audio media consumption will help immeasurably with these issues. Especially in the hours before bed. You will sleep better and have more mental energy. Along with that, start reading small amounts at a time of books you know will interest you. You will naturally start reading more if you stick with it.
Also you may have a vitamin deficiency from the sound of it.

Did someone say Italy is next?

>>150577775
if i buy monster its cause i want to drink carbonated fruit juice. rockstar used to be my favorite out of the actual energy drink tastes, but its not sold here anymore.

>>150577853
I probably wont try it then because I like red bull

>>150577800
Me either.

>>150577853
You guys don't get C4, or the Mountain Dew Energy drinks?

>>150577853
Assault and the pink one are the only good Monster. I hate their default one.

>>150577871
vitamin D deficiency will get you once you hit 30 if you ignore it

i thought i had developed chronic anxiety or something since i had this weird tingling to my stomach almost 24/7 for months until one day i randomly started taking D3 supplements and it fixed it almost instantly

>>150577853
Is this suggesting that most energy drinks contain lead??

>>150577767
really bugs my bear that toun planners do not design roads based around street-circuitability

i should go back to uni and get degree in town planning and build new parts of perth that look suspiciously like suzuka from the air

>just wait till you hit 30!
Fucking boomers.
Nothing magical occurs when you hit 30. I'm 32 and feel better than ever.
You feel like shit in your 30s because you've been unhealthy your whole youth and the consequences of that are starting to hit you now because you no longer have your youth pulling the weight of your unhealthy lifestyle.
It's not some radical change that occurs, it's just consequences finally catching up to you. You can make a change and be healthy.

>>150577290
It was an eye-opener to find out mutts don't wash their hands after getting home.

>>150577876
Honk honk

It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9f3CzabYM

>>150578047
>USA
>Honking uncommon

>>150578047
>North Korea
>Red
I'm pretty sure you get sent to camp for 5 generations if you honk in Pyongyang

>>150578137
ameriqua is clown cuntry every day = honking

>>150578047
if anyone honks behind me when the light changes I get right off the gas for like 2 seconds
its my own personal vsc trigger

>>150578137
Shooting a .45 at another car during a road rage isn't what we call "honking" in other cultures

>>150578069
based comfortwear enjoyer

>>150578215
Literally me

>>150578190
It definitely gets traffic moving.

>>150578142
North Koreans don't even drive cars

>>150578561
boolSHEET i seen that video of the sexie traffic director lady telling off a driver in a mini in the centre of pyong yang

>>150576095
>troon out, and retire.
That's Hamilton's fate.

>>150578588
lies. north koreans don't believe in automobiles they are symbols of western decadence.

with canon, you can

>>150576091
based

>>150578697
canon
when you want to shoot a nonce

oops

>>150578720
what are you shooting him doing?

Maybe it won't work out for this guy but you've got to admit that he has balls for trying. He's putting everything on the line.

>>150578853
>you've got to
don't tell me what to do, burger.

>>150578853
Well, this is what competition is about.
He's far from retirement age, he's made his money in an environment where he was comfortable and where he achieved things. Time to pursue new challenges.
He has the opportunity (his last) to try his hand at F1, and he's taking it by the horns. I respect it.

>>150578881
Sounds like your colon hurta

>>150576253
I was 67kg last night

>>150578966
fun fact: I've been calling him colon herta for years and nobody ever corrected me so far

2025 marks the beginning of the TWINKED era of F1. Piastri is the twink harbinger of times to come

>>150579172
This driver lookin' ZESTY, this driver lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this driver theatrical, this driver good with colors, this driver gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This driver lifts shirts, this driver on the down low, this driver be a tollet trader, this driver gardens uphill, this driver packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

you posting homosexual shit again?

>>150568449
>max had overall faster car
I can't hear you over the sound of Merc's actively cooled plenum
>>150579207
Why do all of them suffer from a collapsed/concave ribcage, round shoulders, kyphosis/scheurmann's disease, a bloated stomach, and other posture related issues?

>>150579244
my goal is to expose and document the rampant infestation of twinks, gays, and gay twinks in modern formula 1 racing

>>150579333
ricciardo just needed more time
choco senna has had too much time

>>150579333
Fox sports still exists in Australia?

>>150577767
>AL REHAB
wow who is this al and how bad of a junkie he was to get a neighborhood sized rehab center named after himself

who was in the wrong

>>150579384
The driver I dislike more. Just like always

>>150577118
whole whales

Jean Alesi

>>150579404
i just watched that race (15 hungary) and i hated everyone. everyone driving like fshitters

Italia next

>>150579384
Russell

>>150579316
>it was real in my head

>>150579560
I much prefer girls like this being posted rather the the fat cow bustani

>>150579384
>that flat spot
pirelli tires are a joke

>>150579618
>rather the the fat cow bustani
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK I WILL PRODUCE MORE OF BOTH OF THEIR KIND IN A HEARTBEAT

Italy next.

tricky ricky

daniel richards

>>150579618
Same

>>150579384
post some verstappen vs raikkonen
something happened iirc

>>150579756
>tiddy stretch marks

verstappen

>Sainz hoping Ferrari will regret their decision
>Sainz still raving about the Tifosi in his media day interview
Is he a bitter ex kinda guy? Could this be a reason for his underwhelming season?

>>150580336
and tiddy freckles

>>150580032
i onyl have this one

>>150580467
To be fair, Ferrari absolutely should be regretting their decision already

they arent called visa anymore

I did groceries today. Twice. I wonder, how come I've never come across Edd? You'd think he'd be easy enough to spot, and frequents establishments where they sell food. Is he even real? How can Edd be real if F1 isn't real? Is he CG(A)I? Can I be Edd? Am I Edd? Are we all Edd? I'm losing my grip on reality, or maybe my grip on this fake world. I can't even tell anymore. Hamilton is absolute shit btw.

>>150580466
wow he looks like amx

>>150580775
I agree, in that pic. I challenge you to find another pic where they look the same.

>>150576253
the such a fat guy of Salo

>>150580775
are you sure? maybe ojs belted sophie because she cucked him

>>150579792
thats a homeless man

>>150579792
thats a cum-addicted twink

>>150579792
Daniel Ritschky

>>150581075
shalom

>>150581075
INSHALLAH MCLAREN WILL PAY

>>150579792
>>150581075
Dani Al-Rikhardi

Ricciardinho

biz idea: Formula F4T, it's exactly like F1 but quali is an eating contest and the driver minimum weight is 300kg.

>>150581729
edd vs nick
we'll finally know who's fatter

Piastri will soon be F1 WDC of 2025.

ALL HAIL MEGATRON
YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION

>>150574901
Oim gonna bvush me teef, but not me two front ones, mate

>>150581920
As he should be

>>150581729
thats just nascar

>>150577118
meerin grilli burgers

>>150582390
Grimi

>>150582390
A PIE FLOATER LOOKS MORE APPETISING THAN THIS

>>150582212
Jesus she looks scarier in every new pic

>>150580773
Resteraunts and grocery stores don't have enough staff to serve him and other customers at the same time so he goes at special times

>>150582605
that makes a lot of sense

>>150576253
edd straw of kokkola

>>150571896
he's sitting next to susie the whore

pozfags don't realize that by arguing that the red bull was the faster car in 2021, they basically concede that kwabmilt*n can't do shit without having the fastest car by far

>>150582705
cook should've been fatter

>>150582767
stale discussion
do something new

it's not celsius time for me but maybe it is for this thread

>>150583275
Moose Knücklenberg

>>150583277
I wish Charles had as much success as Max so he wouldnt have to embarrass himself shilling coolers

Max could beat the McLarens in the junior team's car.

>>150583275
Hülkenballs

gimi

>female f1 fans
fatties, nerds, alt girls, covered in tattoos and piercings, in love with the drivers
>f1 WAGs
giga stacies, only with the drivers for fame and money

>>150583499
Botched boob job

>>150583499
She kinda looks like Jenna Ortega

>>150583541
closer to max's mom I think

>>150583499
me on the right

>>150583550
>>150583541
Honestly if you remove her hair in that picture and replace it with a mutt fro then she'd be Lando Norris's twin

>>150583541
No I do

>>150583576
Prove it

OP is a very talented athlete. I have no interest in fast cars and motorcycles. They are rather noisy but F1 is different sort of sport and I am able to watch it without problem and really enjoy it. It’s rather healing. Especially the talent that shows up out of nowhere to really change things up and inspire the sport itself. One day I hope to watch it in person and hopefully this guys wins.

>>150583662
>OP is a very talented athlete. I have no interest in fast cars and motorcycles. They are rather noisy but F1 is different sort of sport and I am able to watch it without problem and really enjoy it. It’s rather healing.
housewife behavior

>There are American MILFS posting itt rn
your response?

>>150583709
tits or gtfo

>>150583803
She's the exception
But I'm pretty sure she's going to dump Oscar the moment she gets a job with an F1 team

>>150579560
based?

>>150582659
Does he sell kebabs now?

Paddock insider here. Lily Zneimer is set to be Oscar Piastri's race engineer next season.

>>150583975
do you mean racism engineer?

>>150583975
I heard she's planning a revolutionary new concept where the driver is not allowed to initiate a radio call to his team and has to wait until she calls in to ask for the status. To enforce this effectively, the driver is required to wear some remote-controlled device around his testicles.

>>150583975
>https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/us/meet-lily-zneimer-mclaren-star-oscar-piastri-s-girlfriend-101753641189938.html
>Zneimer wants to get a job in F1 and added that with her contacts, her chances are “pretty strong”
hmmm

>>150583975
Do you mean cock cage engineer?

business idea:
chess rules. no more radio only a pit wall controlled buttplug

both f1 and chess are sports mr. overseer

>>150584180
Why did Ferrari risk getting caught and punished for making a radio call like "FERNANDO IS FASTER THAN YOU" when they could've just made Massa race with a pit wall-controlled buttplug that they could activate as a signal if they needed to give team orders?
I'm sure nobody would've caught that in 2010.

development idea: mass damper buttplug

>>150584262
The reason Lewis fought tooth and nail against the jewelry ban is because of his cockring used for such secret communication.

>>150584315
At least half of the field has already had the idea to put "hardware" they're already using to good use, but the fia probably shit it down outright as soon as the Saudis took over.

>>150584262
technology wasnt quite there yet
still too big

>>150585001
the teams would just start selecting drivers based on how much they can take up the a...

wait a minute

>>150585410
you doubted the suisseposter

a shocked silence covered the thread like canadian wildfire smoke

the plus flag was right

>coworker is a hot french girl
>pulls out her phone, asks me if this guy is a F1 driver
>photo is a guy on a yacht with his arm around Sharl
>guy is Norman Nato
>it's her Raya matches
>I say uh he's in Formula E
>ugh... is he rich at least?
>IDK he's in Formula E lol
>ugh, nevermind, reject

>>150586877
Based French whore, disrespecting shitty electric "cars".

>>150586877
pics of your coworker? I need it, for school

>>150586877
Why are you here and not deep balls inside her?

>>150587133

she's evidently too good for a Fe driver, what the fuck am I supposed to do

also not into the whole French thing of being allergic to shaving

>>150586877
He may not be in the elite-motorsports-athlete-salary bracket, but he should still be pretty wealthy. Like, well above most high paying jobs.
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he's "rich"

>>150587299
>the whole French thing of being allergic to shaving
you could do the other french thing
you have a rough plan, dont you?
you know where the cameras are...

>>150587777
chegged

>>150587788

aw yea I know what you mean. I'm gonna corner her in a dark alley and then we're gonna smoke cigarettes and have ennui

Umm thats RAPE..

>>150588242
>I'm gonna corner her in a dark alley and then we're gonna smoke cigarettes and have ennui
wtf?
im telling hr

OOOOOH I SUFFER WHEN I WEAR FLUFFLY LONG PANTS BARBECUE ITS COLD HALF OF THE YEAR AND I JUST SUFFER YOUKNOW

Dead thread
Mclaren killed it
Zak has blood on his hands

>>150589270
I say this

>>150589299
and on his mouth from performing Metzitzah b'peh

>>150571350
that's what my 21yo son does
he'll marry his man, eventually

Italy next

>>150586877
have her record this

>>150589434
oh twain
accept reality or find him a hot transgender to uno reverse

too much for ocon to see

i said nothing
btw

I keep having dreams of my ex killing me, you think ex Ferrari drivers who didn't win anything have same dreams?

>>150590848
just googled that nigga's work. feels bad mang

honestly neuronormies are subhuman and we shouldnt allow them to phase 2

These broads getting JAV'd by Yuki?

fuck you itay u eat ne

>>150591824
Bit short for that isn't he?

go to bed anon

>>150591972
I just got to work

soifry

>>150592039
Imagine how comfy it is to sleep in an F2008

>>150592135
no

>>150592022
my condolences

>>150592158
why

>>150592190
desu it's pretty cramped and not too padded in there, i doubt it's all that comfy after all

What happens in this building?

>>150592703
i wouldn't worry about it

>>150582390
god i wish i could have a möykky rn

>>150592703
Nothing literally

>>150591958
the fetish includes that

>>150592928
disgusting

Three in a row?

>>150578830
>no halo
Surely all three drivers in that shot were killed. We've come so far.

>>150591972
I'm having a breakdown over tfw no gf right now sorry

F1 Academy this weekend?

>>150594032
Fkino and Fshitter

>Colton Herta will be in EA Sports F1 26 instead of iRacing's INDYCAR game

/f1/ can't stop winning

>>150594032
No. Singapore next, then season finale in Las Vegas.

>>150594102
How many AI generated porn images of Hurrduh do you have at this point to goon to?

>>150594142
I didn't understand that reference

colon status?

>>150594224
Heart

Kym Illman says that there is a big Daniel Ricciardo announcement happening at Monza

Daniel Ricciardo welcome to HiTech Formula 2 Racing Team

welcome to superfomula | daniel retardo | .3gp | in the end

welcome back to red bull daniel ricciardo we missed you

>>150594266
Ricciardo is doing Dakar 2026 with a Ford Raptor

Danny, you are NOT the father!

*wooooh celebrates*

>>150594266
Why is this cunt hanging around like a bad smell?

>>150594266
>Ford racing badge in IG post
ITS OGRE YUKI WILL BE SACKED NEXT YEAR AND WILL BE REPLACED BY DANIEL AVOCADO

>>150594266
public hanging?

>>150574857
Ruslel blue helmet
Shamilton purple helmet
Amx with the lion pattern
No rizz with the green with shapes on it
The halo gets in the way of seeing drivers helmets, making it more difficult to recognize them by it.

>>150594585
He's a character in the Netflix hit 'Drive to Survive'

I think Isaac Hadjar should join the Ku-Klux-Klan

Isaac Hadjar is a good frenchman

>>150595064
Did he die?

neekeri homolton

>>150594785
>fire Daniel because he can't place
>replace him with someone that can't place
>replace that driver with someone that fucks up so bad he gets replaced after two races
>replace him with a driver that can't keep the car out of the back of the field (because it's trash)
>now going to replace him with a driver they got rid of in 2018 because everyone else has failed in the same seat
Maybe they should try finding a good driver to second verstappen instead.

have a programme /f1/
>FRIDAY 5 SEPTEMBER Local time
FIA Formula 3 Practice Session 09:35 - 10:20
FIA Formula 2 Practice Session 11:00 - 11:45
FORMULA 1 FIRST PRACTICE SESSION 13:30 - 14:30
FIA Formula 3 Qualifying Session - Group A 15:00 - 15:10
FIA Formula 3 Qualifying Session - Group B 15:20 - 15:30
FIA Formula 2 Qualifying Session 15:55 - 16:25
FORMULA 1 SECOND PRACTICE SESSION 17:00 - 18:00
Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup Practice Session 18:30 - 19:15

f3 practice, soon

>>150594266
Damn your time machine worked Kiwianon

Ricciardo is like a moose fly

>>150595399
Hard to get rid of?

>>150595222
just clone verstappen at this point

NEW
E
W

>>150595413
The true Ai f1 success will be verstappens digitally cloned brain being put into a robot body.

>>150595432
calm down

>>150595064
napoleon coded

the wheels are in motion
things are happening as we speak!

Tell me about him chat.

Is he the next 7 time F1 World Champion or just another shitter?

>fernando barrichello
>born in 2005
hmmm

lmao jannies actually using every single wordfilter to block nahcpaW

>>150595523
He's shit, he'll only be able to win five in a row before he retires

>james hedy
that's james hedley

>I’m not going to Williams just to extract the most from the car. I’m going to try and bring Williams back to the possibility of fighting for podiums
Carlos Sainz, December 2024

>>150595546
I go there every time I get jannied. It's my safe space. F1 related because every driver needs a safe space (usually their IG whore mosquito bite sized tiddies).

>red flag
¿?

I've been invited to wedding, anyone wants to be my plus one?
Food and drinks are free

>biliński
debir

>>150595631
Sure I'll do it

>>150595643
>>150595631
enjoy the gay sex with eachother

>>150595631
i'm not hot sexy gril (female) though

camara cheats btw

KWAB

reminder that lawson WILL podium

>>150595707
how many in the top 10 need to DNF for this to happen

>>150595713
don't post such disgusting pictures here

>>150595579
>>150595579
>I go there every time I get jannied. It's my safe space
anon.... learning2banevade is like week 1 on 4chan stuff....

>>150595730
not a lot

h*milton isn't washed he was never any good to begin with just was allowed to cheat because bernie et al saw him as a (((black))) man

italian-nigerian-but-pretending-to-be-american uger ugerchucker first in practice

>>150595730
none

NIGGER
NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGERY

NEGUINHO

>>150595734
To be honest I can't be bothered if it's only a 3 day.

>>150595827
for me its like 60sec to get a new IP and maybe 6 clicks, you should learn it cuz sometimes mods misclick or ban wrongly like ive gotten banned for posting a f1 broadcaster social media image. and there is no appealing the staff doesn't read the appeals

>>150595643
>>150595690
Have either of you ever tasted borovička or experienced gastric lavage?
If not you are in for a real treat.
>>150595678
Thanks anon

2 and a half bings
what to do?

Fuark

fkino on

minì

>>150595978
*turns brain off*

>VSC
FOR WAT

Will Mclaren give Lando an advantage by getting Dunne to crash Pastry's car?

>>150595768
William McLaren (1923–1987) was a Scottish illustrator.

Born in Ferniegair, Hamilton, McLaren grew up in Cardenden, Fife, Scotland with a crippling handicap that affected his feet. He attended Beath High School, Cowdenbeath, before going to college in Edinburgh. In 1944 he earned his Diploma and the Highly Commended Post Diploma from Edinburgh College of Art. After graduation and with a bursary from the Andrew Grant Fund he left Scotland and visited Italy and France. Throughout his life he remained a francophile and was fluent in French.

dunne is getting a seat isnt he

hes getting pushed a lot

>>150596047
scots are unwashed gypsies now

happy parabolica, all!

>>150596079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

>>150596039
I don't think Dunne is as shit as Antonelli.

>>150596079
Just shows the difference in speed between F3 and F1 cars. When Joshua Pearce hit that kerb, he landed in Brands Hatch.

>>150596079
THE FLYING BOOT

>>150596079
Why did he go for that move? Because he's a rookie who listened to hayes.

I've been saying, hayes is too hot-headed for this sport. I don't like his "devil may care" attitude. This is what happens when you let him call the shots.

>>150596131
Hayes told the Lite Hamilton to wait until T1.

watching the lower leagues is so grim
really hammers in that all these dull faggot drivers come straight off an assembly line and it's never going to get better

>>150596108
I really want to watch F1 movie but errgh i cant stand the cringe

f1 movie is actually good

>>150596108
>>150596131
>>150596137
You are a dangerous man Sonny... How dare you nearly kill my son!! You WHITE MALE!!!!

>>150596145
Give it a go, embrace the cringe

It's a pretty good movie t b q h

Obviously shut the F1 side of your brain off though

>>150596149
It was only good for spending time with my dad without talking to him.

Lots of walls around this track
Thankfully the cars have halos so the drivers will be safe if there's a crash

>>150596104
but at least people aren't constantly talking about how he is the next Verstappen

his grandfather could escape the Nuremberg trials but his car couldn't escape the wall

How does Toto get Antonelli off the grid gracefully now that it's clear it was a huge mistake?

>>150596264
Williams is still the Mercedes bitch team, right? Swap him for Albon

>>150596268
DO YOU LISTEN TO ME, HEY YOU BITCH!?

>>150596264
Toto is too inebriated by bussy to care

i can't wait for mercedes (wolff) to build a doggy doo chassis next year and mercedes (engine) swap factory support to mclel instead

>>150596268
They offered Antonelli to them already but JV doesn't want to train drivers for other teams anymore.

>2026 engines
rbpt will be an abortion
mercedes is uberhunding it'll be shit
so that leaves ferrari vs honda vs audi
lance stroll 2026 wdc

>>150596292
>mercedes (engine) swap factory support to mclel instead
yeah, that's what they supposedly did with Aston Martin in 2023 and then Aston Martin had one of the slowest cars on the grid in the last 3rd of the season

>>150596307
He's had a full season of F1, he's already trained
:^)

>>150579792
Prolific Serial Killer Dani Richter.

>>150596477
>>150596477
>>150596477

>>150596268
>Williams is still the Mercedes bitch team,
yes and no
now they want to be a real team lol