Thread 150572435

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• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

Good evening. I hate riggers. Fuckin’ riggers ruin everything. And if you somehow have a game without them? Goodell will just move some riggers into your neighborhood using “programs.” The whole NFL is being drowned in riggers, and the riggers won’t even be able to run the league on their on once they’re the only ones left.

>>150572640
trans coded post

why are women like this? I’m 36 and have never kissed a woman before

/nfl/ has ruined classical music for me

How can the Bears be a good football team with such a zesty queer at QB? He's soft as a pillow and you can't be a good and soft football team.

Remember when the raiders used to play on a baseball field?

>>150577181
>sacked 68 times
>not even a hint of injury
He's got a tough bussy

Just bet my entire net worth on Cowboys moneyline, Dak Prescott 300+ passing yards and Dak Prescott 3+ passing Touchdown parlay

YEAAAAAA HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

>>150577187
Oh yeah, we have a new Pope. What's he been up to?

more like ThatsGaySports am i right guys?

Packers are gay.

I can't believe it's almost gameday. LFG!

>>150577186
Teams should tour around their cartel territory and play a game or 4 in different venues. Football specific stadiums are gay

>>150577186
Kelce said it was the fucking worst if you took a hit on the dirt

>>150577235
No u

>>150577235
no way

he's coming

Kay Adams has been doing a whole lot of fucking and sucking to build up this Packers roster. Will it pay off in 2025?

I’m ready to open up a bag of Lays chips and sip on an ice cold Modelo while watching the game on Amazon Prime. Without any of these brands, watching football would be miserable.

What's going to happen tonight: cowboys are gonna beat the eagles in a early season upset, get hyped up by the media, then proceed to be mid all season and miss playoffs.

>>150577276
sorry it's not a bed of hand farmed Bermuda pillow grass

>>150577276
a lot of players said that. that dirt is brutal, it's like getting smashed into hard clay pellets mixed with grinding on sand paper.

>>150577322
they are not them boys not even for one game

>>150577322
Elgses are going to win 41-3, Dik Poopshit is going to miss the next 3 weeks for a strained bussy.

Real ball knower know my Niners will win the NFC this year because we have the best white players

>>150577322
>new coaching staff vs one that's seen them 9 times in 4 years
don't count on it

>>150577310
Poor guy, his brain must look like scrambled eggs

>>150577260
>>150577271
Cope.
>>150577312
Listening to a fuck hole.

Will Kyler Murray become an elite QB this season or is it unironically over for him?

The true AFCW kings will return

Rams winning it all at Sofi North in February

>>150577477
He is what he is at this point

>>150577482
So ridiculous that we let the chiefs own our division for a fucking decade.

>>150577477
he's too small. it's not just his height his arms are comically small even for his height

>>150577505
>So ridiculous
They have the guy that will go down as the 2nd greatest QB of all time. That's hardly ridiculous.

>>150577505
That's what happens when you trade a king's ransom for a guy recovering from a finger injury

>>150577505
>MFW 8 game losing streak to the raiders
What's fucked up is they were like 30% against other teams.

>>150577510
there’s no way he’s 5”11, that’s my height and he looks much shorter than me.

>>150577539
Football season is a beard for you?

>>150577549
heh

>>150577539
Rumors are already swirling she's gonna do the Ocean House like CMC and Olivia Culpo did, but Memorial Day Weekend.

>>150577186
A bunch of teams did.

>>150577535
this is his real problem and makes him look smaller. plus wilson has massive hands and murray doesnt he has to balloon ball a lot of passes that would be routine for a normal size qb

>>150577566
This may possibly be the gayest sentence another man has ever written

Mina Kimes is a HOT SLUT!

imagine the seethe

>>150577440
53m a year of scrambled eggs for his family who won't be able to be around him in 10~ years when his brain is fully mush.

...yeah

>>150577579
Nah, that record is held by the time you confessed you got gaped by two black guys wearing Saints jerseys in Nawlins. Second place is when you showed off like a slut Donald Ducking in your Ravens jersey.

>>150577587
>first trans halftime show
wow vikings/panthers sb confirmed

>>150577477
being charitable he should be at his peak right now, so if it is any year, it is this year. But being realistic, he is short and lazy and continues to rely on athleticism that he cannot sustain either through his career or even through a full NFL season.

>>150577587
They'd have to pay her, and those (((owners))) would never.

just caught this ugly fucker early this morning in the Gulf of America…wtf is it??

Morning sars

>>150577483
Face facts. He just isn't very good. Packers miss playoffs and we all laugh.

>>150577605
She's a billionaire, why does she need more money

>>150577621
spiritual judaism

>>150577186
Every west coast team shared a stadium with a baseball team until the 2000s. The Mariners and Seahawks in the Kingdome, the Giants and 49ers in Candlestick, The Padres and Chargers at The Murph. Even the Rams and the Dodgers shared the Memorial Colosseum for a while.

>>150577615
a dolphin that took the covid vaxx

>>150577587
>Chefs miss the playoffs
>Taylor Kelce has to perform
The shitstorm would be glorious.

>>150577626
Why was the West Coast so poor?

Can you imagine if the soys assblast the refpigeons today haha that would be crazy

>>150577621
Fuck you pay me.

i fucking hate dallas

>>150577694
It's such a shithole. How do people live in that unholy sprawl.

>>150577699
philly is a third world shithole filled with brown subhumans

>>150577715
Also true.

>>150577715
You described every single City that exists

I bet on the dolphins to beat the colts.

We lost our soul

>>150577186
Biggest cringe in NFL history. KWAB.

>>150577715
birthplace of America

>>150577734
Why would you throw away money like that?

>>150577734
Why though?

>>150577200
The sack is Caleb Williams favorite part

Cocks, man-ass, and my Dallas Cowboys

>>150577742
Trans please go
>>150577745
I do not believe in Danny Dimes.

$50 parlay
>Chiefs ML
>Mahomes 250+ passing yards
>Mahomes or Herbert 3+ passing TDs

Feels like a bop. What do we think?

>>150577740
That's Plymouth Rock, ya dummy.

>>150577759
plymouth rock did not land on us

>>150577754
Alright, well you better come back and post your L Sunday afternoon.

>>150577755
that game is going to be a defensive grinder with Harbaugh trying to pound the rock and keep Patty off the field

>>150577715
Flyover poorfag continually seething over eastcoast CHADs will always amuse me

living in Philly is completely fine, it’s a walkable city and there’s nice bodegas. Only flyover hillbillies seethe at this.

>>150577734
Based. Tua is 4-0 in week one games in the NFL. Dolphins WRs are going to diarrhea all over the Colts secondary

>>150577772
I believe in the dolphins defense

Woins

>>150577777
What a get.

>>150577791
You got more brain damage than Tua my dude.

>>150577777
You think he can do it thoughbeit? Chiefs front 7 is damn tough. I think their secondary without Justin Reid might be where they attack

>>150577734
good pick. dolphins will still be decent with everyone at full strength and McDaniel is a dork that can't think on his feet but given an off-season to prepare his gay shit they're a hard out early. i think the colts are trash and anaremo has a rigid def system that at least early probably won't take

>>150577794
Sorry its over.

>>150577777
with a side of spaghetti because the game is in brazil

I’m probably going to be watching college football this year, the NFL is so rigged for Vegas it’s not even funny. Last year’s playoff expansion was a huge success

>>150577818
Do they eat spaghetti in Brazil?

>Jets Guard Vera Tucker out for season
What did the Jets do to be such a cursed franchise

>>150577804
Defense not offense. Its the colts not the bills.
>>150577808
Malik Washington will probably feast. Phins can't count on Tyreek or Sanders.

>>150577828
No, they play like it

>>150577815
Thanks but I hate offseason anyways

>>150577826
Based. Illinois @ Duke this weekend is gonna be great make sure to watch it. Luke Altmyer finna put on a show

Like nigga how do you torn your triceps and end your season
For the second time
Literally how can your tricep be so fucking weak
Like lift some weights nigga

>>150577826
>he thinks college football is better
it is worse kek

>>150577621
You just realized the errors in Capitalism and Communism.

>>150577844
The gambler mind is always fascinating to me.

>>150577857
>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Tearing Your Tricep Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Field Like Nigga Close Your Arm Haha

>this is the sport amerimutts obsess over
give me 90 minutes of uninterrupted action all day

I cannot wait to mina post all season.

>>150577861
enjoy watching WWE on grass, only brown people watch the NFL

>>150577870
This is the first time I've sportsbet other than doing so between friends or whatever.

>>150577826
It's been. Now that online gambling is legal, rigging has been off the rails.

>>150577759
*birthplace of the United States of America. that better for ya??

>>150577879
Some of us use the other 3 hours and 1 minute to shitpost on /nfl/. Not our fault you can't manage your time.

>>150577888
kek'd and checked
yet you're here with >>150577879
curious

Shes defrosting

>>150577861
blows my mind people think college football hasn't declined far more than pro over the years

>>150577898
No.

>>150576197

Yes it's outside their training facility

Cowboys?
More like GAYBOYS LOL OH NOOO NO NO NO

>>150577906
Imagine a wedding held in that shithole Missouri?

>>150577902
>he doesn't shitpost the entire game
come on now step it up rookie

How many flu passes tomorrow?

>>150577923
shut your fucking mouth. Missouri is one of the last beautiful, non-zogged states in the union.

>>150577885
Eugh

>>150577931
states are way way too beholden to the feds for there to be such a thing

>>150577925
none

>>150577925
Unironically kill yourself. I can’t believe you have been allowed to spam this codswallop for almost 2 years now with nothing being done by the moderators

>>150577931
>non-zogged
The state of the City of Ferguson disagrees.

>>150577914
One of the rumored new stadium sites is fucking Lone Tree by Sky Ridge.

>>150577885
please keep gore to /b/ thanks

>>150577939
>almost 2 years
It's been almost 3 years, bitch. You outta know, Mr. 4plebs.

>>150577925
Fuck you, you unoriginal fucking asshole. Everyone on this board despises you. You are more cancerous than youngbitch and bradysknee

Who's bringing pizza for the gamethread?

>>150577939
Well, we don't have any webm of him playing in Denver last year, do we?

>broncucks spammer flooding the board with cherrypicked plays
Mahomes has 3 rings in the last 7 years, the broncucks have ZERO

>>150577939
>codswallop

>>150577923
Still not decided

>>150577958
>implying they are different people

>>150577885
Look at this GILF. I bet she has a bowl of butterscotch candies at her house.

>everyone on this anonymous board where no one even knows anyone irl hates you!
kek. muttlover is on a tear this morning already.

>>150577961
Why are women like this?

Many are saying this

>>150577925
this is a clear cut violation of global rule 6.

>>150577549
NTA but in that it allows me a fake social life, yes indeed.
>>150577879
That pie graph has been a lie since that gay meme image was made. Pure gameplay (hike to whistle), is 30-45 minutes per game.
>soccer
>action
Pick one.

>>150577958
KWAB worked into a shoot once again

>>150577931
If you're a meth addict with no taste, maybe.
>WE GOT BURNT ENDS, YA'LL!!!

>broncucks
Oh, look, the muttlover has yet again, for the 20th time, reverted back to: that was the first webm you posted 3 years ago, so you MUST be a fan of that team
kwab

>>150577984
refs literally handed Philly that game, when was the last time your failure of an organization made the Super Bowl?


Fuck you, faggot.

>>150577984
>First interception is a TD return in the Super Bowl
>On your birthday

>>150577984
I know it makes you seethe to watch a generational QB like Mahomes literally run the league, but it doesn’t mean you are allowed to spam the same 3 webms in every thread, you fucking nigger apologist

>>150577997
Dylann Roof looked so happy at one point

Dak over 300 yards today

>>150577990
>clips of NFL games are le spam
Just because you don't like the content, doesn't mean you have to cry like a baby. You're just upset you can't le downdoot posts on this site, unlike your homesite.

>>150578003
>>150578007
It’s so easy to get you queefies riled up.

>>150578014
*in interception returns

>>150577961
>manlets

>she thinks it is only 3 webms
Oh, my sweet summer child.

>>150578018
Why is that? Is it because they haven't watched their team suck shit for years because they started watching during the Biden administration?

>>150577961
Adrian Peterson-tier pizza security

Anyways, 7 is still more than 3. 2>0

>>150578014
220 of those coming in garbage time

The Chiefs the past two years were led by their defense and the refs. Mahomes needs to play like it is 2021 again for them to be a contender.

>>150578050
Mahones relied heavily on agility and it's not there anymore

>>150577877
Exactly

>>150578059
agree he's lost a step, so it will be interesting.

>>150578050
>>150578059
who made the Super Bowl three years in a row? Certainly not the broncos, Mahomes is better than Brady at his age and it’s not even close.

dubs and carter kills dak

>>150577877
John Cena returned from a torn pec in 3 months

i hope you flip your fucking car over and lose the ability to feed yourself you fucking parasite

This one is going to be epic

>>150572435 (OP)
Are those actually Caleb's hands?

>yea-yeah but look at what the blacks I watch on MY tv did!
kek

>>150577416
Purdy is black though

>>150578103
Yes

Do you think mahomes will ever be asked to star in a marvel movie? He would make an epic superhero

>>150577482
Not so fast!

>>150578111
at least we made it to the Super Bowl you rugby playing faggot

>we
>us
>our
>my
kwab

>>150578124
I am a Niners fan and really do not understand what people see in this team. And let's be real, Kyle Shanahan is not a good head coach. He's a good schemer and can work with a loaded offense and that's literally it. Whenever anything goes slightly askew he shits the bed.

historic goyboy kwabbing tonight

>>150578027
Shut up libtard. I'll beat your monkey ass with barb wire bat. Your best clothes are from Walmart

>>150578146
This looks like it would be a good game. What was the score at halftime anyways?

>>150578132
>we
what position did you play, m8

>>150578146
>>150578159
turn your VPN off, we all know you’re the eagles tranny. You just outed yourself

>>150578141
I love that he cries when doesn't get ref help. Then loses the Super Bowl after the rigging allegations are so loud the NFL had no choice but to call it cleanly and he gets fucking destroyed. Never been happier.

>>150578160
Missionary with your mom

>>150578153
haha, enjoy ypur knock and talk faggot. You malding in an /nfl/ thread should be embarassing enough but miggers are shameless so not surprised

>redzone
lol
lmao, If you will
Imagine not raw dogging your team and your teams only game
>no pre game show
>turn on game at exact time that it starts
>pay close attention to every down
>no snacks, food, or beverage consumption during the game
>watch all commercials
>immediately turn the tv off at the conclusion of the game

Tyson Bagent > P Diddy mutthomes

>>150578160
he's clearly a bottom. his constant explosive crying fits about some webms for the past 3 years is clearly a result of high estrogen levels.

>>150578159
>The play Hurts downers ignore

>>150578153
Epstein files are irrelevant. Those hoes wanted to be there.

>>150577759
The Lord can't deliver you from throwing pick sixes, ya dummy

>>150578167
>NO! ITS NOT THE COWBOYS FANS SPAMMING BBC KEK PORN IN THE EAGLES GAMETHREADS!!! ITS ACTUALLY A COVERT EAGLES JANNY WHO IS ALSO A TRANNY!!!
you need to be placed in a psychiatric hospital

>>150578153
OH NO A WOMAN HAS CONFUSED HIM FOR A PRETEEN

>>150578188
SHUT UP LIBTARD THIS IS NFL

>>150578187
for me, it's this one

Singles and the cowboys win tonight

this is a libtard-free genny

>>150578177
My team isn't playing in both time slots.

>>150578177
If my team is playing then I don’t watch it. If they aren’t I start by watching it, and I very often end up switching to the best game as things unfold.

>>150577925
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE HAD THE FLU—THE FLU! Do you know how serious that is?! Thousands of people DIE from it every single year, and Mahomes is out there playing football at the highest level! His body is fighting for survival, and you’re out here blaming him for one interception?! His vision’s blurry, his muscles are weak, he can barely breathe, and he’s still trying to launch rockets downfield. That wasn’t a bad throw—that was a LIFE-THREATENING ILLNESS sabotaging him in real time! Honestly, the fact that you spam this repeatedly proves that a healthy Mahomes with a LT and all his weapons are unbeatable.

>>150578160
Oh you must be retarded if you think I meant we literally

>>150578200
RELEASE THE FILES YOU DEMORAT SCUM BAGS

>>150578188
Do you think Kraft and Jerruh are in the files with incriminating video evidence? What other NFL owners are in the files?

>>150578177
gigachad never watches commercials, that's why he switches to Redzone during his team's commerical break. now unfortunately you need a Youtube tab open as well to switch away from the Redzone commericals.

I still can't believe Eagles fans AI generated this image

>cowgirls and eagles fans throwing accusations of who is spamming porn in gamethreads
>outside air is cooling down
>pumpkin spice latte is back
>mahomo mudskin crying about the famed “webm spammer”
>nfl and college both on this week
Ahhhhh…’tis the season. Im so happy bros

>>150578208
WE DEM BOYZ

football?

>>150578228
CLINTON IS A PEDOPHILE THATS WHY DWMOCRATS WON'T RELEASE THE FILES. WHERE WERE THEY UNDER BIDEN

>>150578239
we are so fucking back

>>150578253
mulder pls go

>cow/pol/ fans resorted to MIGApede posting
they truly are lost

>>150578266
RELEASE THE FILES STOP PROTECTUNG BIDEN

>>150578236
Where da white women at?

>>150578254
Cowboys is a nonsensical word. A cow is a girl.

It’s going to be funny seeing the eagles get picked apart by Dak tonight. Cowboys are going to go for it all this year now that Pickens is on the team. Micah was a locker room cancer. 2026 is ours

>>150578239
>drinking c*ffee
No thanks, ill take a white monster and two american spirits

What are you all thinking for your opening night dinner? Shake Shack for me.

>>150578245
thickly veiled made up interaction to show the cowboys corporate sponsors in the back

is Dak gonna let Jerruh down again?

>>150578167
SCHIZO ALERT

>>150578284
cowboy is the one who fucks the cow like allah is the one who fucks the goat keep up

>>150578239
Forth quarter, baby.

>>150578291
spaghetti and meat sauce with some parm cheese and some baked french bread for dipping.

>>150578302
WHAS HAPPANAN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZkqKfLbHM

>>150578289
enjoy your cancer at age 38

Lotta schizo's itt need Cobenfy

OH LAAWWWDD

>>150578319
American spirits are healthy compared to most cigs. I’ll finish the rest of the pack with some steel reserves tonight

>>150578291
steamed halibut with lemon dill beurre blanc, sauteed green beans, tomato salad. will decide later if i want to open the picpoul or vermentino i brought back from paso robles.

>>150578319
only women get cancer young

>>150578319
>nah bro, I don't drink coffee. I drink clean caffeine from Celsius!

>>150577587
This what they've wanted for years now. They're running out of the more established acts to do the halftime show. Sooner or later, they're gonna have to start asking performers like Sabrina Carpenter or Dua Lipa to do it.

>I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he's a Lionsfag! I knew it was after they beat the Chiefs. A prime time loss. As if I could ever forget that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Anonymous to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those webms! Are you telling me that a man just happens to save those videos? No! He orchestrated it! Anon! Mahomes had the flu! And I argued with him! And I shouldn't have. I showed him my statistics! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Week 1, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the (You) drawer! But not our Anon! Couldn't be precious Anon! Stealing them blind! And he gets to (You)s!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him!
You have to...

>>150578319
Does anybody remember from the George Floyd trial that there was that random Irish doctor who said only 10 percent of smokers get cancer?

>>150578362
even if that is true, if literally everyone smokes, that's a lot of cancer

>webm is named "florida"
>its 3 northerners doing dumb shit in california
what did the trans janny mean by this?

>>150578362
Anything with cells gets cancer on a long enough timescale.

>>150578328
new school shooter activation meds just dropped?

>>150577958
>Everyone on this board despises you.
you know what's funny?
the genny actually voted the statmutt as far and away the most hated poster

I swear your a broncucks fan! No, well, obviously you must be a raidfags fan!
I swear your a raidfags fan! No, well, obviously you must be a gaytriots fan!
I swear your a gaytriots fan! No, well, obviously you must be a cuccaneers fan!
I swear your a cuccaneers fan! No, well, obviously you must be a broncucks fan!
Again, I swear your a broncucks fan! No, well, obviously you must be a raidfags fan!
I swear your a raidfags fan! No, well, obviously you must be a cryions (my favorite so far) fan!
Again, I swear your a broncucks fan! No, well, obviously you must be a raiders fan!
fast-forward almost 3 years of this rinse and repeat bitching and moaning
I swear your a broncucks fan! No, well, obviously you must be a raiders fan!
*We are here...again*
Ahhh, good to be back to football.

>>150578379
You salt life fuckers will never escape the Florida man insano trash allegations.

>>150578373
like a third of people die from it in the general pop. every person I see get kwabbed by smoking it's copd shit never cancer

>>150578380
>i have cells greg, can you cancer me?

>>150578014
Its supposed to rain kinda hard desu

>>150578168
The downside is we now have to pretend Sirianni is a genius football wizard. Might not have actually been worth the trade.

Flacco dragons will carve up the Bengals
Browns are winning week 1

>>150578391
>salt life
again, northerner shit
no floridian has that on their vehicles or wears that trash kek, 0/2
99.99% of the "florida man" stories are cherrypicked shit from an open information state that actually reports crimes, most of which are people from up north on vacation.
200x worse shit happens in california, new york city, atlanta, detriot, chicago, minnesota, etc. daily and you know it.

The debate is over

>>150578391
that said, yes I am an insane florida man so fuck off and stay out the swamps or you will die.

>>150578386
Kek

>>150578421
You think Washington ever had his eyes wide open preparing to utter in a proud, loud voice a racial epitaph?

>>150578379
florida's a dump bro.

Are the Dolphins cooked again? We've been bottom feeders since I've been born

>>150578417
lmao oh no the triggered Floridian is already freaking out

>>150578436
still upset that I got less votes than "fuck bussy"

>>150577788
Yeah this. Plenty of nice areas with green spaces. Plenty of things to do without it being too expensive. The people mostly mind their own business but are generally helpful and kind. Every city in the world has a Kensington, but there's no reason to ever go near there anyway.

>>150578438
never knew florida was so full of evergreens

>>150578438
Stay away, yankee

go near this bussy

>>150578441
Cooked? They never made it into the oven.

Patty Cuckitini

>>150578409
nobody thinks Sirianni is a genius football wizard, he's a meathead italian which means that he can relate to his meathead players and motivate them and organize things. His success or failure is heavily dependent on who he has as OC/DC.

>>150578441
nothing good comes out of Florida, of course the Dolphins are cooked.

>>150578441
Yeah sorry. Should've never drafted Tua. Would've won a Super Bowl with Brady if Flores wasn't a faggot.

>>150578438
if it’s such a “bad” place like everyone says, why do jew Yorkers and other Yankees move there every year? Stay in your northern shithole and never come here

>>150578437
This sounds like it’s out of Gilbert and Sullivan

>>150578417
>Muh Florida stories are cherry picked
>But the stories coming out of California, NYC, Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago, Minnesota aren't!

Ok retard

>>150578446
>relative, not absolute
Useless "data"

For the game tonight, I’m going to order a fairly small amount of McDonald’s for an average sized person

I could unironically HEEM everyone ITT

>>150578446
What is sex toy?

>seething northerners appear
KEK

>>150578463
The people moving there are retirees and triggered rightoids. So basically no one of value.

>>150578451
Have you never been? The state is lousy with Cypress trees.

>>150578483
yea right. I bet you are 185 pounds soaking wet

>>150578438
This is actually out near Redding, California believe it or not.

>>150577777
>grinder
>pound the rock
>Patty

>>150578486
Hurts dropped his mouthpiece.
>>150578496
180

>>150578491
illinois is already too far south for me

>>150578487
>AHHH I NEED TO CALL SWATS INTO NORTHERN STATES I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND DUE TO CHEMTRAILS!!!

>>150578452
no problem lmao couldn't pay me to do anything in florida outside miami
>>150578463
>flexing jewish boomers migrating to your state
yikeronis

>>150578490
>triggered rightoids
you misspelled miggers

>>150578451
>never knew the place with the Everglades had evergreens

>>150578462
The curse of Shula, stupid old bastard

>>150578505
>Rick Scott
A scammer who stole billions of medicare/medicaid dollars.
>DeSantis
A closeted homosexual chosen by the Gaetz family and accused pedophile trafficker Kent Stermon. No wonder the Dolphins such so bad.

>>150578490
>low wage brown rentoids are the only people worth value to me
Shalom!

imagine being a swarthy, illiterate bastard of the confederacy trying to wield your false superiority over Northerners

FUCK THE CHIEFS. FUCK THE COWBOYS. FUCK JOSH HARRIS.
>>150578512
>miggers
haven't heard this one before, mind if i use it?

>the nametranny tripfag janny is now crashing out
KEK you love to see it.

Drew Allar is terrible. If you disagree, you don't watch ball.

>>150578508
Right? It's mostly poor people who think the lack of taxes somehow make it a good place to live.

>>150578524
Me on the left

I've spent time in Miami, Jacksonville, and Tampa and thought all were fine. Jacksonville was so cheap and affordable it was like stepping into a time capsule.

amerigoys pretending states have major differences again kek

>>150578524
every single state and federal government member should hang, now what?

>>150578542
I dont like Florida because its endless sprawl and shitty vape shop strip malls.

>>150578546
>now what
I hope you enjoy prison

>>150578545
>t. lives in a shithole

>>150578554
I hope you enjoy tonguing my anus.

>>150577294
sieg heil!

Drew Allar got em seething again

>newfags
the kiwi
>oldfags
the australian ass bandit
>ancientfags
Joe Flacco's Fu Manchu !Ap1i9yAF.M

>>150578552
It's also sinking into the ocean so property taxes and insurance rates are out of control.

Just hours away from watching the femboys lose the very first game of the season

>>150578535
those "people" just don't value things like quality of life

Im actually a reverse snowbird, I moved from dade county to New Jersey after college and im never going back. The northeast is superior in literally every way

>>150578564
no no no he's just a very straight
>>150578570
all discord trannies*

So excited for the NFL season to start! I'm hoping my wife will let me take her son to a game again this year. When we went before we had a great time! I just have to hope she plans another Girls Night on a Sunday.

NEW

>>150578541

>>150578566
Why do you post inane shit like this all the time. Do you have autism?

>>150578576
Thank God.
I hope you took your brown family with you.

>>150578545
I’m assuming you mean in terms of people. It’s untrue, but not the same retardation as thinking New Hampshire is like Arizona.

>>150578590
You're obsessed. Seek help.

Legit think dem boyz win tonight lol

>>150578576
fuck me Florida is so bad that Jersey is what made you stay in the northeast?

>>150578556
post your prime miami/sf/manhatten abode and an outside shot without a pile of third and fourth world animals in it

>>150578500
>makes it gay
>"this seems gay"
maybe you're just gay bro

>>150578566
5am, just waking up or another sleepless night?

>>150578586
Why are football fans so low class compared to other fanbases? Even the NBA fans have more class, that's how pathetic tailgate culture has gotten. I blame the Nike dress codes. Bring suits back NOW

>>150578622
>fourth world
what??

where will they move the goalposts after Hurts throws for over 4k this season?

>>150578631
Anon, dressing nice is a consequence of being classy, not a cause. A dress code won't fix anything.

>>150577866
or
people want to see her and freely buy tickets with their own money
and she enjoys doing shows

>>150578624
NFL is gay. Fuck off, bigot.

>danny no dimes
>indiaNOPEolis colts

My favorite WR playing currently

>>150578640
>4k yards
>in a 17 game season
That's to be expected of him

>>150578631
NBA coaches dress like slobs now too

>>150578642
They are literally not allowed to wear suits anymore because they are contractually obligated to wear Nike or Rebook trash.

>>150577961
I would be absolutely livid, that's probably like $100 worth of pizza and the bitch and all her friends think it's hilarious.

what NFL team is 4chan coded?

>>150578631
The head coach should wear a suit. They are an executive. Banning them outright was so dumb.

>>150578652
>that nigga name puke-ah
kek

Steelers are going to the Owl and no memes or mutts will stop them.

>>150578663
So? Like I said, that doesn't change anything.

>>150577755
>3 pass TDs
Either QBs having those stats is not a lock.

Chargers lost their LT Slater and had to shuffle their OL around.

Chiefs new rookie LT Josh has turned out as good as one could hope but there's going to be growing pains. Not to mention they are starting Kingsley at guard who has never played that position. Kingsley is the weakspot of the OL. Chiefs will have a historically great offense by the time they figure all this out.

>>150578652
For me, it's AJ Brown

>>150578652
I respect Puka, he's cool. For me it's AJ Brown though.

>>150578668
NFL isn't ready for Nick Sirianni in an Italian suit.

igglefags will be crestfallen after tonight's upset

aint no way this guy posted a whole thread about the webm poster…remember when he submitted a formal complaint to the mod team?

>>150578671
You literally said they are not wearing suits because they are low class, when in fact, the change of dress was dictated from the top down
So you are declaratively stating the opposite of what really happened.

>>150578691
CRUST = BUSTED

>>150578684
I like Puka the most because he lays out for every damn catch like his life depends on it. It's probably not good for him long term but it's fun to watch.

>>150578695
No, you're misunderstanding. I'm saying what they wear is not a cause of anything related to class, so mandating clothing either way doesn't change anything. This conversation is dumb though, so I'm going to stop replying.

>>150578146
>>150578159
two vids showing an nfl qb with a great pocket hitting his target
hurts is great!

You know I bet McDaniel on the Phins would 100% wear some sort of pinstripe suit weekly if he was allowed. He seems like the type with the shoes and the watches and glasses every week.
He's a geek of a coach (should've been the OC) but he likes to have some style.

>>150578694
>remember when he submitted a formal complaint to the mod team?
When did this happen? QRD?

>>150578700
in his defense he plans on retiring by 30

>>150578481
A fairly reasonable amount, would you say

>>150578667
Eagles unironically. All of philly sports is which is why it makes 4chan seethe so much.

Who /blaize/ here?

>>150578667
the jags

>>150577276
He's a faggot, getting tackled on astroturf or an iced over field is much worse

>>150578700
Receivers like him are very valuable though. Rams offense played like ass when him or even Kupp was out

>>150578719
469 Blaize it

>>150578700
>puka admits over the offseason that he didnt even know how to run routes before linking up with davante adams and did all this purely based on effort and instinct
hes going for 2k yards this season

>>150578667
Browns
>shit
>people say it wasn't always shit
>however people can't remember when it wasn't shit
>abuse of women isn't only tolerated, it's acceptable behavior
>everyone laughs at them
>except people that don't remember they exist

>>150578708
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/146386912/#146390171 - from an older /nfl/ thread. bro is mind. broken.

>>150578674
Relax dude. Kingsley started off playing tackle. Far easier to transition from tackle to guard. Just about every guard in the NFL played tackle in college.

>>150578732
play scribblers btfo. just get agile skill players with dawg in them and play backyard ball

I’ll be making my own pizza for the game tonight. I made a shitload of pizza sauce with the tomatoes, onions and peppers from my garden. I’m thinking bacon + jalapeños + pepperoni for the toppings. I’ll post a pic of it in the game thread.

>>150578676
>Personal Foul: Taunting - Number 11 of the offense. The penalty yardage will be assessed on the point after attempt.
Get ready for this kind of fun this season

What are y'all making for tonight?

>>150578751
gay

>>150578732
Adams will make the team worse and this is one of many reasons why. It will become a rigid old man offense that's easy to defend

>>150578759
Chili

>>150578759
see >>150578341

>>150578765
Fuck you

>>150578771
i dont trust niggers, but i especially dont trust niggers who shill for taco bell (their beef is made out of human flesh)

STROUD BOYZ

>>150578707
McDork is only half the problem, DEI hire Grier needs to kick rocks

>>150578791
Too much liquid. Enjoy your soggy mess.

>>150578734
Checks out

>>150578793
Wow that is a pretty drastic accusation to make. Where did you get the info on that?

>>150578791
That looks like you have diarrhea from eating too many sweet potatoes

>>150578791
gay x2

>>150578793,
I love taco bell, you must have a weak gut

>>150578791
Looks great! What type of cheese(s) you going to use?

>>150578505
I visited Florida one time a few years ago. I've before seen so many disgusting fat people in my life. Not just regular fat, but fucking 300+ lbs waddling around fatties.

>>150578796
Ok that has nothing to do with him wearing suits though anon.
The whole team needs to be gutted at this point as far as the phins go. Grier, McDaniel, Tua, Tyreek, all gotta go.

>>150578759
Nothing, I have Lodge tonight so dinner is included.

>>150578793
Broooooo so that's how it's still mexican food despite not being Mexican food? Because it's made with authentic Mexicans?

>>150578809
I've seen that accusation before.

>>150578817
hey kayley

>>150578801
He can just reduce it further. Cooklets like you should refrain from commenting on food posts

>>150578826
You probably should've not spent the whole trip looking at yourself in the hall of mirrors at the fair.

>>150578751
>>150578791
Looking good. My man

>>150578840
If I were a white girl, that would not be a bad name.

>he put onions in the sauce
where's the italian when we needed him?

Will we get at least one HEEM today?

>>150578847
Meanwhile, non retards just use tomato paste and a little water instead of spending 4 hours stirring.

>>150578751
Glad you're making your own food, anon. Not many people know how to cook anymore.

>>150578860
Carrots, Onions, and Celery are really good in a sauce.

more like foot bald

>>150578860
That's clearly olive oil, not soibean oil

>>150578870
No shit, so many people CONSOOM slop and wonder why they are fat fucks. I just had a homemade frozen bean burrito made with homemade beans. I never touch canned beans now.

>>150578849
I went to the Kennedy Space Center
>>150578866
That sauce is maybe 10 minutes away from being suitable on a pizza. Again, stop talking about things you don't understand. It's very obvious that you don't cook

>>150578817
Parm, Romano and mozzarella blend.

>>150578863
I hope not. It would be such a vibe kill fr fr no cap

Do you know why it is always windy at Soldier field?

>>150578891
No, it's tomato soup and is going to soak through the crust and make it a tearing mess.

>>150578880
Top tier projection

>>150578873
you don't use a mirepoix for pizza sauce

>>150578905
I don’t know. Why?

>>150578880
I bet you got stuffed in lockers your entire time in school lol they put in lockers during college just for you

>>150578880
It's a weird phenomena pushed to us. I find it hard to eat while watching a game especially if my team is playing all I'll do is drink water. I won't even drink alcohol even though I'm a raging alcoholic.

>>150578888
Americans are fat because they live isolating lives

why are Americans such fatasses? they literally have to dump sugar and salt into everything in order to make it edible. I can’t wait to go back to Europe where even the ketchup is sugar free.

Gonna grab me one of these bad boys before kickoff

>>150578926
At 1st I thought you were based then I realized you are gay

>>150578910
Even bad pizza is a good pizza.
>>150578893
Sounds great!
>>150578920
Why not, flyovers put ranch on that shit and act like they did something.

>>150578910
Nah, I par bake the crust so I get a nice crisp. Also the sauce consistency is pretty much identical to any store bought pizza sauce, it might be a little thicker actually.

>>150578920
triptranny is trolling for (you)s.

>>150578838
where faggot? on q-anons twitter feed?

>>150578926
ive been cutting back on the drinking and find myself craving bad/greasy/sweet food more.

>>150578925
i didn't think about food constantly like a cattle animal so i was cool. alpha predator chads like me think about food once every two days

>>150578934
FINALLY some real cuisine
amerimutts could never

>>150578931
This is a really sad webm. I don’t care if a retard kills themself from off the shelf poison, but feeding your infant this trash as a meal is such negligence.

>>150578939
>parbake
You REALLY like doing pointless extra steps in cooking, don't you?

Just got issued a warning for saying nigger. I smell a ban incoming, its been an honor boys

>>150578948
Drink more water and eat more fruits & veges. 20-30g of protein with 2x volume in veges is a great meal.

>>150578949
The only thing you were on the prowl for was cock and probably yugioh cards but mostly cock

>>150578934
mmm brown

this was so good I thought the audio was messing up and Mahomes was laughing over himself
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1n8gytr/highlight_travis_kelce_takes_his_patrick_mahomes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

>>150578923
Because Iowa sucks and Wisconsin blows!

>>150578961
good riddance.

chiefs fans posting reddit links

>>150578961
increase cunnyposting and decrease racism posting when bradyboi is on

>>150578962
I cook most days and am a healthy weight. These are just cravings but I can't deny they are there since I started cutting back on alcohol. I manage them pretty well though.

grilled ribeyes and potatoes

>>150578931
Disgusting and evil webm

>>150578946
Right here >>150578793

>>150578961
Bye coward

What's the NFL bussy rankings

>>150578990
That's good. Alcohol is a motherfucker, I've switched almost exclusively to weed and snack on grapes, seaweed, and pickles.

>football today
>me fellow americans decide to be fat fucks

>>150579005
This bussy is rank

this nigger eating grapes

>>150578997
Fuck.

>>150579013
hey Kayley

This nigger eating this bussy

>>150579020
Yeah strange, usually they wait til they're juiced then mixed with corn syrup and carbonated water

>>150579035
hay GIRL!!!

One time I didnt eat for 3 days

>>150578961
Go back to Reddìt if you want to act like a coward

>>150579044
movie-worthy tale to be told in this country

Juice this bussy

>>150578961
>being racist in 2025
I don’t feel bad for you

Wouldn't mind at least 20 cocks in the gamethread later

>>150579060
You'd have to be blind deaf and dumb to not be racist in 2025

Act like a coward to this bussy

>>150578972
Heh

>>150579017
That's how you know the season is already in full swing. I eat greens and sunflower seeds all summer so that I can mash on wings and shitty food all winter.

>>150579064
We know. I accept your faggotry and want you to know I am an ally despite the tomfoolery we engage in. I want you to know this is a safe space and you can come out and be a proud gay Ravens fan if you want to be.

>>150579054
At the end i discovered that my favorite food is cheeseburgers

>>150578973
https://youtu.be/ebanS7YL6V4?si=tr-SqIq9tW06fDyW

>>150579060
I literally said, "I don't think white people should be allowed to say" and then I typed the word but I'm not typing it this time. Because I respect the jannies and don't want to inconvenience them.

>>150578961
based man walking

buying a nice bottle of bubbles for the birdz game

new
>>150579093
>>150579093
>>150579093

>>150579093
New
>>150579093
In a few
>>150579093

>>150579083
perfect closing scene too

>>150579083
Bro I fucks with cheeseburger hard bro like fr 100 loke I puts the lettuces on the bun then the ketchup and bro some pickles thay shit slaps dog

>>150578905
There's a reason why they call Chicago the Windy City anon