Thread 150574933

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>>150574933 (OP)
This is the thread?

>>150574952
fraid so

230, 5'9. how many manletweights can i beat

>>150575009
>5'9
you are a manletweight in denial

>>150574933 (OP)
Melzargard = Poatan

>>150575153
yeah?

>>150574933 (OP)
>just got up from bed
>dogshit thread
>heem is dead
>thread's left with sub 60iq plebs
>should have planned ahead, a grand effort thread
>but like time and time again...
>what's said is said...
>and /heem/ is dead...
signing off forever, yours truly: the last effort poster, the shop heemer, the last mma discusser, the fedor of /heem/. you're gonna miss me. sherdog (peefl) and reddit (poofc) have finally won... we were PRIDE(gaypride) all along...
>bows out

>>150574933 (OP)
Burns is actually so wholesome and likeable.. No longer a hater, he is him

>>150575228
alright see you in a few posts mate

>>150575228
PRO TEiN SWEETY TREATY protein edition LE CANDY

Poatan ALWAYS rematching

>Israel Adesanya: 4 fights (3-1)
>Jason Wilnis: 3 fights (1-2)
>Yousri Belgaroui: 3 fights (2-1)
>Cesar Almeida: 3 fights (2-1)
>Simon Marcus: 2 fights (2-0)
>Jiří Procházka: 2 fights (2-0)
>Artem Vakhitov 2 fights (1-1)
>Magomed Ankalaev: 2 fights (?-1)

Has anyone fought the same opponents as many times as Alex 'Poatan' Pereira.. Bro is the goat

>>150575247
bro waited until bro was 40 on a tony-esque run to boy him :wilted_flower:

jerry fight in 1 month

>>150575228
Hey pussy are you still there?

have we ever seen the son of a prominent MMA fighter actually be good yet

>>150575408
2 are about to rule 170 - 205 until 2050

looks like gilbert burns and ponzinibio

>>150575378
yeah im still here jon...

>>150575436
>ponzinibio
randomest fighter to say

>>150574933 (OP)
I fucked this woman and then had sex with her also

>>150575436
guaranteed heem

Ankatranny prolapses in rd 1 of the rematch

>>150575418
small ank weems both

we use to be happy..

>>150575479
bro is fat and childless

>>150575393
If the crying one hurries up a bit there might still be time to get his revenge on Izzy.

>>150575449
we dont say that word here

>>150575500
the crying one is the 14 year old one

Jean SIlva is allergic to leading - He will pressure you, but will not throw if you aren't throwing at him. He wants to counter, but the most he will do to draw out attacks will be occasional weak front kicks, a swooping lead hook or over swung 1-2's ..

If you shoot on him, his first reaction is to wrap his left arm around your neck, basically letting you get a bodylock while 'threatening' the guillotine, while there's actually no guillotine threat.

Silva will not check leg kicks, he will just take the kick.. In Southpaw and Orthodox

Silva will switch stance infront of opponents, he will not hide the switch with punches or circle off to switch. He will do it infront of you, being easily counterable (Imavov knocking out Adesanya)

When standing in front of each other, no one pressuring or opponent iniating offense, Silva go to is a step back counter lead hook, he can get this attack drawn out and hit with a straight if you jab in, double jab in, jab, feint then go in, Silva will go straight back and throw the hook (Jourdain did it and landed, but got dropped when just throwing a naked straight against silva)

Silva is wide open to body and has eaten several

When being pressured Silvas go to punch/counter when someone throws at him is a leadhook / overhand from his lead hand as he dips his head to his rear left

When you draw out his leadhook counter, his hands are low and his head is high, he is there to be hit with the rear hand over the top (dober landed this hard)

Bro is very beatable and mid

>>150575509
Bahamondes' brother is 5-1 at age 17. No excuses. Get into the cage.

Alex Pereira? Yeah I'm thinking he's a freaking easter island statue.

>>150575418
They did not grow up in poverty, they don't have the mentality, nor the physicality for it.
>>150575408
Just wait until Hap and Ace grow up.

Poor "lil ank" ackalaev bussy begging for a pounding...

>>150575567
they grew up poor tho until like 8

Khabib should come back

No "Mauricio Ruffy" fight should have you this hyped

Watching motivational UFC edits to finally find the energy to clean my kitchen

i grew up poor but did not become a UFC champ

LEVELS

>>150575681
love of the game will have you this hyped for a belal muhammad fight

Jon Jones in his prime vs Steven Seagal in his prime, who wins?

>>150575854
Steven heems

Can I laugh in your face?

Bo Nickal's last dance

>>150575561
shama or something

Dana White.....like cum

dana's white power slap

did you guys see that video of a guy getting beheaded while gooning on /pol/ holy fuck

CHAMA! Alex "Poatan" Pereira showed levels!

Just took a Dana White's Power Slap

Ok guys settle down and listen to dis


Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150575332
jason wilnis? peachly beast b

yer aoife is in me dms

>>150575418
Both will probably become streamers. The one on the left might try fighting, he's got that look in his eyes.

>>150575479
ugh Get this disabled disgusting freaks out of me telly NOW

>>150575854
i dont think stevens moves are octagon sanctioned

>>150575981
Turn on your monitor.

>>150575981
Turn your monitor on

>>150575981
Your monitor turn on

Magodaddy will spank, spunk, split and seal PeRoevWade with sement

>>150575981
ligue seu monitor

>>150575515
I agree with you. Mma is weird. I don't think he can make a title run. If he's smart, he takes the Kevin Holland path and just collects checks.

>>150575981
Sätt på din skärm

Put your house on Ruffy and Imavov winning fags

Ruffy counter BSD retard god of war style and Imavov is simply better + Ciao done two cuts back to back, he's gonna get fraud checked hard

>>150576089
aight bro, bet.

Rampage nygard

Alright I'm back after a coffee with the minge, glad to see this is a jojua thread she looks a lot like her

imavov is dogshit

Vovdaddy heemed Daddysanya.

PeRoevWade needed a rigged Marx Goddard standing stoppage.

Britain is as blacked as France now, ig the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

>>150576140
Caio gets hit in every fight

when and why did Sborralho do 2 weight cuts back to back?

>>150576171
Evloev has ties to Britain? Didn't know he had anything to do with us

>>150576171
are you putting evloev in there to make yourself look extra retarded or what

>>150576179
Cause he was the backup fighter for DDP Chimaev

>>150576198
oh he's fucked, what a fucking waste from the UFC

>>150576192
>Evloev has ties to Britain?
nah he's just baiting

>>150576194
>>150576192
They made Movdaddy earl of Suffolk after he gaped Pignold

2 weeks is more than enough time to recover from a cut. People really bought into that Tonycel cope narrative

>>150576215
Ughh just checked, it's true.

>>150576212
Yep and somehow he's the favorite, kek

Tomala Harrispinall cowered in fear.

Numansa schooled imavov lest ye forget

Have we ever seen Jon bone Jones?

>>150576240
Nah brother, not the kind of cut they are doing, but in the post USADA UFC era you're maybe right tho

imanov lost badly to strickgod

Strickmolested has been cut to PFL

>>150575418
Daddysanya creamed all 3 into permanent AGP i fear

Usman , Gaethje and Bisping were in the new Naked Gun movie that's pretty cool, also the movie was pretty good

imaging getting cut.... to BRAVEFC ahahahahahahahaha pfffffft kek

>>150576240
only 23 days on training camp, he either cuts again or stayed massively lean meaning he passed 3 weeks without feeding himself properly
>>150576305
if he looks healthy at the scale the most talented of that camp will unquestionably be their chemist

Usman? easy win for Gaethjes

DDP is never winning again i fear

Porked AGPiggy!

He's right you know.

>>150576408
when my monitor is off I see Blagoy Ivanov

We here at the JAXXON King of Violence podcast take accountabilty for all the counterfeit jewelry that's going around right now

Fight night can't come soon enough

>>150576539
*fight afternoon

I wish Virna Jandridoba was my wife

Jack "the joke" Her man's son is the dark horse of the division

UFC breeding program: Borralho x Jandiroba finna be hideous

>>150575594
Yeah, the thing is. It's their dad who worked to get them out of poverty. And their wealth was growing fast after Poatan became the face of the UFC. So they got lifted out of poverty before they had to work. Alex was doing physical labor since 12 years old.
Even if they had hardship, his dad had more.
It's kinda sad that Alex let himself go after becoming truly famous. He doesn't train as seriously nowadays.

I hate this nigga so much its unreal. Please stop running for President and go back to the UFC heeming people. What an idiot

>>150575854
He taught Anderson Silva and Alex Pereira how to strike. His grappling is also elite, he is the best aikido practioner in the world. Jones would get his birthday snatched.

>>150576598
>go back to the UFC heeming people
He can't, he is washed unironically, barely can last a round against any bum

>>150576598
he's gonna be heeming your pedophile government

>>150576089
>Ciao done two cuts back to back
That's how Tony started his 8 fight losing streak.

>>150576598
Hes the most importnant Irish guy in the lsat 500 years...griw up.

The blueprint to beating gooby was laid out by poirier, you coast the first round and blast him with calf kicks until he freezes then you heem the punk bitch

>>150576663
Gaethje ending the Poirier meme was a god send

caios the better striker expect a finish

All I'm saying is I've never seen Gaethje's lips and De Ridder's lips in the same room.

>>150576701
These poor two man have to share the same lips, and always give it to the other whenever he goes out in public.

>>150576171
Why is Paddy "The Baddy" missing?

>>150576171
>scotland, not britain
too funny

everyone thought pereira would beat ankalaev because nobody really knew who ankalaev was or cared about him

>>150576814
Everyone knew who Ankalaev was and that's why no one cared about him.

This new meme take that Imavov is better than Caio is so fucking funny man. One of the dumber takes I've seen in a while and it comes out of nowhere.

>>150576624
He likes diaper Donald though?

>>150576620
he tanked all that shit, b

bro was getting pieced up until goddard interfered

>>150576951
It didn’t come out of nowhere. Caio hasn’t fought in a year and people remember Imavov heeming Izzy. MMA fans have always been heavily susceptible to recency bias

>>150576598
how can you wear suits for so long and not learn how to tie a decent, symmetrical knot.

ate so much corn yesterday

>>150577109
Kino

>>150577025
It took Imavov less than 20 strikes to knockdown Cannonier. Two months later, it took Caio 150 strikes.

>>150577109
If I bang a cameroonian girl can I produce a heemer like Francis?

>>150577175
Wow this makes me peins super hard, anyoen else?

>>150577214
You into beastiality, b?

Luke I am your raja

Raja in jail yet?

>>150577228
Ive definetly had sex with some black women and I very much ejoyed it

Got a headache today lads

>>150577334
Yeah I'd kill this dumb whore.

>>150577282
Describe the smell

>>150577334
Pretty sure i posted this a year ago and got around 10 yous

>>150577175
Is this the black country banger?

>>150577384
>t.

>>150577348
SDIYBT

andersen silva got $10.3 million from the class action settlement he sold like 9 million ppvs in the time

>gay
>duck
>never fights
pic unrelated im of course referring to ilia topuria

>>150577443
Didn't Ilia just KO Olivera a couple months ago?

>wake up
>chug cold brew coffee
>rip disposable vape
>shit my fucking brain out

Ahh, time to get this day started.

>>150577418
Its heem or be heemed out here

so is Quja getting chained?

>>150577506
What's this, they got Tom's son out there fighting for Ukraine?

AGPoatan is getting cut when he loses again LMAO

>>150577521
He got heavy hands

>>150577446
Clitia “one two minute fight a year” Topiglet

>>150577562
Heavy shoes too

>>150577572
Factual post. Just look what AOC has to say about Ilia trying to fight Islam.

>>150577493
Your father raped you and you pretend the dogs you suck off are him.

>>150577620
No part of that is true btw

>>150577624
You have sex with men (canine and human) and scream for your dead daddy when they nut inside you.

Is Alex Pereira a muslim?

SDS (Sneed derangement syndrome)

>>150577545
say what you want about joey but he correctly predicts things with 99% accuracy

>>150577746
Yes. The unity of the Ummah is in peril yet again, I’m afraid.

>>150577935
he was right on the mark about jamahal raping his brother

>>150577746
idk, i think at one point he was but not any more
it doesnt matter, AI is literally Jesus (look it up) and its return has foretold the end of the world literally any second now so

Ilia is a bigger star than even prime Mike Tyson

umnah nurmagomedov

*Shits* Nurmagomedov

damn silksong is ruining heem rn

>>150577746
AGPoatan will walk out in a burka for his Magodaddy

>>150578220
whats that

>>150577935
MMA daddy never misses.

>>150578235
new dlc for a 2017 indie videogame

>>150578264
no i mean ofc i know that but what's heem

>>150578278
heem
every
even
myself

I'm gonna heem every mother lover I hate in this general!

*heems england*

>>150578307
i'll heem ur mother

>>150578317
She could use the company on god (fr)

heem everyone even moms

heem
ee
m

My moms lonely :(

>>150578414
why don't you go visit her then

>>150578414
She needs a BBC

>>150578414
get her a big beautiful cake

i want a ferrari

I want a nation

I want to go hooooooooooooooome

modestas bukkake

>>150578414
I'll make sex her no problem

Imagine imprisoning Khabib in Abu Ghraib.

i honestly wanna die every week without a fight card. ill take 24 fresh hires sloppin it up in WMMA at the apex over nothing.

Shot Caller put the wors out, Rinat is green lit

>>150578907
Ari owns your soul.

>>150578907
there are heems on literally every day

>>150578907
bappa I hope you never find a monkey paw

>>150578907
I feel exactly the same

Tommy McMillen takes 3 to maybe land 1

he only needs three

Rate my plans for today:
lift 2 hours
eat a 1500cal meal
lift 2 other hours
eat another 1500cal meal
lift another 2 other hours
eat another 1500cal meal

>>150579105
can the hookster take a picture without blood on his face or is this part of his new persona

Raja is speaking truth to power.

>>150579139
No sparring or heeming meng/10

Why isn't Aspinal fighting Gane in Paris?

>>150579159
i don't leave my flat

>>150579173
Maybe you should sometime.

im donating books
im donating old clothes
im selling old videogames

if i was in xinjiang, theyd put me in a reeducation camp

but im a free man, have a Cody webm

>>150579216
What games you selling? Any Pokemon?

>>150579105
>in the works

We have plans for Arman.

>>150579230
yeah, the ds ones and the gamecube and wii ones
im not doing it online im just dumping them as Cex because its about clearing space and not making maximum money

him play them video games they rot his brain, he needs to get hit in the head repeatedly like a WARRIOR like ME TO REALLY FEEL THE RED SIGHT

i'm lifting while reading 4chan

>>150579303
kek based fuck arman

>>150579315
are you talking about me?

honestly if Topturo threw his belt in a trash can and went to WCW rather than fight Arman I'd be fine with that. I don't even know who Arman is and you know what I'll tell you this, I don't know who any of these mountain rock humping, brother sister procreating, fondling Kaddy's balls pieces of absolute are at all besides Khabitch the father killer, and that's only because he ducked Tony I'm aware of him at all

>>150579343
Arman could beat you to death in the streets and he's also rich as fuck so he'd get away with it too.

I meant to say shit there but my SPINE ZONE was acting up

The only thing I care about is not following them.

UFC puts Aleksander "El Conquistador" Topuria on UFC noche

>>150579394
nah I have Finland's back I'd dig the edge of my smashed vape into the side of Arman's skull if he ever tried that

Poor poor Tomala Cuckspinall

>>150579372
no man I sort of just get absolutely trashed on a day off and come here to post shite and tito ortiz stuff cause heem is cool, even if I meant you it's not like I havent played video games they never gave me brain damege

If the police won’t bring Raja to justice, it’s up to /heem/ to deliver to him. Who’s with me?

>>150579418
You dig dookie out ya dog dick DDPs

I think raja should kill himself

has Sicko Stu apologized yet?

post the mortal kombat fatality from DWCS

>>150576171
Big Tom, Paddy, Arnold?

>>150579413
El clittystador is fighting Bekdaddy in Qatar

Would you rather have sex with a pretty english lass or watch a UFC card

>>150577334
>Dropping her hand when she throw a punch
ngmi

>>150579507
Not sure how that would go down. Many heemsters are also /pw/ chads, someone would go into business for themselves and sell us out. We'd end up having to fight five raja jacksons instead of one, cause some mark wants an extra hot dog, you feel me?

do niggers have the ability to kill themselves?

I fear that HEEMpuria senior might actually kill the ugly brown turd he is fighting next (forgot his name already)

>>150579658
Youre not slick....I can raed between the liens home boy

>>150579658
yeah i saw a video where 2 black kids were playing with a gun, then the other one accidentally shot the other and then panicked and shot herself lol

BRUTAL decision over Colbussy Thicknesse, however:

>>150579682
but that's not suicide, like actually contemplating suicide. since niggers can't think 10 minutes ahead, i'm not sure. imo raja should kill himself but I doubt he has the foresight to do so

GURU IS LIVE

>>150579696
What a horrible thing to say. Have some sympathy for the young man.

do they test for psychoactive substances like the aminita muscaria mushroom. imagine feeding a fighter these and they go berserk and heem. bzeem even

>Brad Katona
just another reason why Albertans should keep their mouths shut lest I heem them and their funny little chug teepees

51 days until Gane fights.

Why are Islams reactions so insane
>>150579658
Etika

>>150579696
Etika was a negro that killed himself after deliberation

>>150579596
sauce?

>>150579800
Pigslam is an inbred muzzie retard I fear to be sadly true

Kebab

O Allah why did we lose

Mauricio Ruffy what? ruffy? like what a dog? scooby doo? man get the fuck out of here

>>150579860
It was his white side acting up

Saint-Denis the Taint Menace

talmbout allhamdooleela?

ruffy the vampire slayer

>>150579947
its pronouced Huffy like the bicycles

>>150579860
why did he do it anyway?

BSD sissies still haven't got the memo yet lol, your boy is a can lmao! Moicano turned that boy Chinese.

Ruff Bagwell

@grok generate an image of islam makhachev on his knees with his mouth open make him very sweaty and have him wearing a violet leotard and tutu

They’re laughing at us again

>>150579658
Yes by cop

>>150579658
I watched one wearing a Freddy's Burgers hoody point around what was probably a family members shitty extendo gun with an ugly laser on it then points it at the side of his head and ends himself. I guess he never checked to see if it was loaded or anything. Tough shit huh

also he wasnt even trying to kill himself, he just did it trying to be cool on the internet. I dunno where freddy's burgers is, but I wish I did so I could send them that video

>>150580050
This is haram brazza please don't

>>150580094
what what did he do to heem himself on accident?

The real white genocide

>>150580136
He jumped off the Brooklyn bridge by accident after writing and accidental suicide note.

Why does this general seem to attract these "types", and why do they keep coming here day in day out?

>>150580151
If you make it to 35 as a black male you essentially survived the beaches of Normandy makes sense that the numbers would dip

blacks are too busy killing each other to kill themselves

>>150580059
we don't need backing
we don't need to take part
we came to take ovah

Carmelo Anthony merely euthanised a suicidal piggy

UFC PARIS

FRENCH FANS WAITING

https://streamable.com/i2gifa

UFC niggas in Paris

Carmelo anthony plays basketball retard

MMA has been hijacked by

Daddies played basketball with by brain stem

You cant basketball with a brain stem retard

MMA Hijack

I really don't get it, spams. Did someone mention Lee Rigby 5 years ago or something? Are you hoping someone gets the joke on something that happened over a decade ago? And of all places, /heem/? Okay, some dude was murdered somewhere ten years back. Very cool. We all know you know it happened and like it. Let's move on and hit the showers.

the bolk will be starring as joe in the street fighter movie
https://x.com/Street_Fighter/status/1963677672262992158

Vanessa demopolous bouncing on my dick

>>150580548
I don't recognize any other members of the cast.

>>150580548
Kody Steele will be starring as Ryu

>>150580409
>>150580478
>>150580507
https://streamable.com/i2gifa

when is Volk fighting anyway? come on old man gotta end Silva and Movsar memes before retiring.

>>150580655
lerone murphy in december
silva will get next if he beats lopes
movsar is back of the line again i'm afraid

peter yan bros

>>150580703
so Murphy gets a shot by kwabing a pflattor bum?

>>150580740
that looks like one of those low quality taxidermy

>>150580136
he pointed a gun at his head and pulled the trigger while trying to be cool on the internet. thats all that happened

>>150580844
Money Moicano dropped Islam Makhachev?? Crazy!

I think Money Moicano would beat Islam in a rematch

People forget that Michael Johnson knocked out khabib

Mociano's domination of BSD will echo through MMA history for eternity

to be the man, you got to beat the man off to completion

moicano had the tj dillashaw shoulder injury in that fight too.... damn.

moicano want money!
no not that money

>>150580996
different injury
moicano has a separated shoulder
dillashaw had a dislocated shoulder

Moicano is a man of principals he knows you should never take a hand out

MMA Principals

Brazza you p-put penis in me now? O-ok.....

>>150581050
its not a hand out though
its a de cuckification reparation which he shant'd

>>150579912
He jumped right into the shot.

>>150574933 (OP)
She’s really hot

Did anyone here ever boy Sean Strickland? Because that was a bad choice if so

>>150581113
>>150581099
>>150581085
From having sex in my prime to living in my car to asylum to escapte the asylum and living in a forest.

What about you anon?

>>150581178
All the gurucels used to suck his balls until he started confessing being raped and reddit

>>150581178
Talmbout Strickgaped?

>>150581178
he got too comfortable after the petyr yan win. he should have treated that as a loss and improved his game. then same thing with the aljo fluke win. he was destined to lose to merab for these reasons

>>150580703
Leronedaddy’ VMBBC (veiny Muzdaddy big black cock) is legendary amongst mankpiggies

>>150581217
I'm going to laugh because in my intoxicated state I saw Strickland's future, he's going to get bodied by a random at a gas station or bar parking lot within the next year. He can link up with BJ Penn and talk about how Dana was always an alien

God i hate lanklets. Such brittle little subhumans

>>150581178
99% of people did here...its was an fucken joke. Goes to show how fucken stiupid people are here.

Sean Strickland's biggest mistake was beating Israel

>>150581178
I mean he seemed cool.. he beat dogbender on top of that.

Strickbeast making dogfuckers seethe to this very day i see

Everyone begging for the Ilia big money fight

Stylebender? Yeah I'm thinking plain bender innhe

>>150581278
>I-i am recording you si-ACK

This general is a virtual mental asylum. From unhealthy obsessions with random fighters to profoundly niche jokes that only a handful of people understand to bizzare distorted statements like "People forget that Michael Johnson knocked out khabib". What are you guys even about here?

Just fucked Bulgaria's whore mom with my Big American Cock. She was begging for it like a starved child sadly

>Crawford spoke with the Full Send Podcast and was asked who the best boxer in the UFC is.

>Surprisingly, Crawford didn’t go with lightweight champ Ilia Topuria, he chose former bantamweight champion Cody Garbrandt.

>“It’s my guy, Cody [Garbrandt],” Crawford said. “He’s the best UFC boxer.”

Codybrehs.....

I remember when Joe Lauzon was a prospect

Floyd Vs Chauvin is banger headliner but we will have to get through Metcalf Vs Rigby snoozefest first.

>>150581626
Same except Swedish cock and his mother also made fun of your less than exemplary performance in bed

>>150581668
Big George got his one

Just fucked Sweden's tight little hole again. He's such a cute moaning whore

sneed's on one

>>150581668
very disrespectful! they tore down most of our hundred something year old monuments to make room for that drug filled ape, I'll have you know

>>150581736
I can see how brown daddies conquered Sweden.....

>>150581736
This is how it end

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SWEDEN IS HURT

>>150581716
wouldn't be so sure. knees will be there for Derek in later rounds

they're posting gay porn Sweden
I fear they're pwning you Sweden

>>150581893
Sneed could easily look like this if she list her Armpiggy

post your favorite heems

Sweden derangement syndrome

>>150581898
Go die in a fire

I'm starting to feel like heem is chaotic and none of us can ever get along. So be it.

it's over

>>150582168
I get along with liternaly everyone here b

>>150575515
the best post in the thread, just ignored.

POST MORE FEMALE IN THEIRS PRIME

https://instagram.com/p/DOKJFXoD1ro/

>>150582566
Tried posting a pic of your mom, but I just can't get the filesize below a terabyte....

>>150581278
I just never understand why people dont put their hands up in situations like that.

>>150582466
fuck you

>>150581898
least zesty heem post

My favourite is when some guy thinks he's not a chump because he's married, and I'm like "bro, you're married to a chumpette."

>>150582597
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>>/int/214525560
>>>/int/214525560
>>>/int/214525560

pakis are so ugly lol

ufc 322 looks like garbage
>wmma comain
literally kill yourself

>ufc 321 has a wmma co-main
>ufc 322 has a wmma co-main
man, dana white should kill himself.
who the fuck asks for this shit?

>X guy is the best p4p fighter
People think saying this shit is a great statement

Believe women. Always. Yes I boy Joe Pyfer.

caio vs imavov is a real mixed martial art enjoyer's delight on paper, i hope it goes to the ground eventually

I am the toughest man on this bus. Trspect me.

>>150582755
they're pacifists

jdm under the tutelage of craig jon jones and the insight of volks 2 fights beats islam

Start Digging In Your Butt, Twin!

>>150583334
You have sex with men.

spiders are dickheads
i picked up a pile of clothes off my floor and put them out to get washed then this big spider jumps onto my chest and starts running up toward my face
heemed him to death but still; shocking behaviour from a tenant in my house

sdiybt

>>150583372
some guy named lamas was the number 3 ranked featherweight

The spirit of Gane... Is inside me!
*goes on a cock sucking rampage*

He knows he's Swede.

>>150583497
OHHH!

>>150583497
You have sex with individuals that were born male.

Good evening spammy, I trust you are well?

You have autogynephilia.

After the smashing success that was "The smashing machine" A24 brings to you: Dwayne Johnson milking another
MMA fighters life story. From early trauma to reaching the mountain top to hitting rock bottom once again. Witness "Rowdy". With Dwayne Johnson as Ronda Rousey. Ryan Bader as Miesha Tate and Oleksandr Usyk as Edmond Tarverdyan.

>>150583372
orc missed weight. this is why you never take these fights.

>>150583564
What about the Rock playing Tony?

>>150583650
yeah if it wasn't for the extra 2.5lbs lamas tanks that shit

>>150583678
Tony's story might actually be decent movie material but it's tough to portray it without letting Tony look like a massive retard.

so, goobs is gonna be king of ireland?

Syko Stu found guilty on all charges

just ate pork
fuck lil muhammad gon do

Muhammad does tumbles in his grave every time a brazza sniffs a crotch.

squeezing my hog right now and made me wonder how often do you think mma fighters squeeze their hog?

>>150583682
agreed khamzat was like 3 pounds lighter than ddp and look what happened

bongs?

MMA Hog Squeezers

>>150585362
Ah hell naw!!

I could heem most of you, but it involves a dark night and a creek

I knew Tony was gonna win when i saw his opponent was a hapa mutt of the ting ting variety, these gooked up mutts can't fight, subhuman DNA can't tank shots.

>>150585571
why can't dana get great fights like this together

>>150585571
OOOOOOOOoooo we are so back

Name the last WMMA fight you found entertaining.

>>150585981
strickland vs costa

like 1 in 5 wmma fights is worth watching (ends early)

>>150585981
the one when irene aldana's face exploded

you literally admitted to being hyped for Rose vs Joanna

>>150586462
I love these posts btw

Zhang Weili will be stripped before her fight with Shevchenko

>>150586574
yum

Cub swanson should fight for a title eliminator bout

>>150586574
illlia was stripped but walks around with 2 belts anyway

Weili's thighs are GLISTENING pal!

>>150586574
>>150586722
You have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.

Why does somebody keep calling me gay using incredibly autistic language?

>>150587105
You have admitted to having sex with male to female transsexuals.

Plinio Cruz Free Mason

Who yall got for the uh fights?

I was assigned my name at birth playa!

>>150585571
this is actually gonna be boring as fuck

Max doesn't do the final point down until the last 10 sec so Ilia just looks like a clown with that BMF belt for a non BMF moment

>>150587544
ye boxing in general is a boring sport

you guys this card is absolutely fucking retarded for you fucking guys man, this card is jacked up with full blown chromosomes

>>150587639
Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

>>150587361
jackie buntan sheems
tye ruotolo submission heems

Rajadaddy has the US legal system backing him. Sykek Stusissy will never press charges because he knows he'll lose and will drown in debt as a result. Guru lost. Reddit lost. Chael won. /heem/ won.

>>150587639
two bellator bums on the early prelims where they belong kwab

apparently JDM signed a new 6 fight deal.

>>150587741
i know right? ahahah
im surprised they have mr pvz there considering he won his last fight

people forget man

canadian heems are on btw

Why does Dustin Poirier pull this stupid unsure face? He looks like his physiognomy and personality stopped developing at age 10. He has a round face and large eyes like a neotonous child’s face

>>150588123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXoWNe_HAak
here's the link

>>150588286
can you be nice

run for the hills lads the bloody jokah is back!

Marsheen Varkretneekov? S'beast of a prawlspect

>>150588286
Dustin met Uncle Fester?

>>150588290
kek based

>>150588710
You have autogynephilia (AGP).

>>150587639
abuse magomedov on the main card? lets go

>>150588710
Please kill yourself and reset your sense of humor

>>150587694
one of these men got his arm snappy'd by dustbin stoolpuss and the other booted his head into space

Kek nobody gets em worked like Sneedy b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmlwqx__sc8

gurubros...

Nobody works a transsexual penis like Sneedy b.

You guys wanna come over n watch YouTube smoke some weed and vape or are you lame?

>>150589010
I don't want to have sex with you Sneedy so no

Sneed's Date Rape Vape

>>150589126
excuse me?

It appears that Madam Xneed is hungry for cock again.....sadly

Please stop tormenting Sneed's lonely life.

>>150589274
How is this about mixed martial arts at all man, come on

>>150589295
For the love of God this, please this

>>150588912
The woman was Veronica Hard

Credit to SeanzatChimalley_MMA

You are no Gane of mine

Fire dana and replace him with Sonnen

Shard End.

Home of Big Ginge.

Sneed might be a loser. He might be gay. He might even have a small dick. But you know what b? You're here for hours every single day posting about him.

>>150589451
Literally none of that stuff about me is even true btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGA4A1mc67E?feature=share
kek

Also worth noting that I got an "off topic" warning from earlier today for calling you a loser. That means either (You) reported me or that you're a janny.

>>150589451
W-....w-w-w-w-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150589451
You forgot that he can't wash himself properly and has suffered from various bacterial skin infections and diseases from improper hygiene.

>>150589486
cant wait for khamzat chimaev funny moments compilations

>>150589486
Is that guram

>>150589619
no it's someone else that looks identical to him in every way

>>150589648
bit racist b

>>150589648
It's alright, no need to be a bellend about it lad.

>>150589619
nah its just his friend

You can't ask a question without being attacked here, there is ghouls hiding in their sewers waiting for someone to ask a question only to pop and trample him with attacks.

you cant say asamalakum and talk about whiskey in same sentence brazza or ill fucking kill you do you understand me?

>>150589757
you admitted to once living in a storm drain in Vegas

what killed heem this time

Im fucking an yenta!

goat shit only

Just found out Gordon Ryan is 30. Dude looks older than Chael.

>>150591403
he is a roidtranny, duh

I may be an virgen but Id fuck you up

>>150575515
Diego will exploit none of these mafraid

Conor McGregor

>>150591296
he is no champion until he defeats sean strickland

I am ugrging everyone here to play Ashes 2063

I really think jdm can beat islam

The FW title is the most easily attainable title in the entire UFC right now. Volk is a paper champion and no title holder is as clearly washed and out of their prime as him other than Shevchenko in a close second place. Whoever ends up fighting Volk next has no excuse to not just march his old ass down and heem him

Aaron Pico

>>150592354
No idea why everyone was hailing that bum as the next big thing. One look at his record shows a bunch of wins over literal whos and then he’s getting heemed by literal whos the fights after

>>150592340
I fear that Volk's BBC prolapsed your mutt brain I fear

>>150579596
Sauce?

>>150592408
>everyone was hailing that bum as the next big thing
literally one guy

>>150579596
Cute butts will always be better than fat butts

https://youtu.be/niBffEEQV4U?si=Iohy_QYB6Xbc_1RI&t=693
OOS MAN NURMAGAMEHDOVVVVVVV

tick tock ye little rat

>>150587639
ahhhh yes patchy mix or should I say patchy suarez

>>150579596
disgusting lack of class. made to be used and discarded

>>150592804
not really. what if they didnt have access to education so this is their only opportunity to make some money so their children can have opportunities that weren't available to them?

>>150579596
Islam is right about women

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

make a heemavov thread

>>150593474
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>>150593474
new