Thread 150576874

WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
20:45 Italy - Estonia

>Monday, September 8, 2025
20:45 Israel - Italy

EURO U21 QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
18:15 Italy u21 - Montenegro u21

>Tuesday, September 9, 2025
18:15 North Macedonia u21 - Italy u21

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>>150577001
I do this

>>150576874 (OP)
>Montenegro

Yildiz time soon, I am so fucking scared of a possible injury

Totally forgot Montella was coaching them kek

For me, it's German NT talent Mario Stugötze

>>150577105
3 people in that picture HAVE to get their ACLs torn

>>150577105
If he were not so hairy, his name would be Camardashvili

>O'Reily wanted to go to Jj and had an agreement with the club but Brighton would only accept a dry loan so the deal never went through
>Gundogan was offered to Jj but there was no interest for him
>Jj were interested in Clauss and Boey but loans weren't available for either of the two
>Serginho Dest was offered to Jj but he got turned down due to a lack of interest for him by the club
>Comolli only deals with clubs if the conditions are the ones he wants, otherwise it's no deal with no exception, be it for the players bought or sold
t.Riommano
>Jj is still working on Yildiz's renewal but there is no pressure as it's already been in the talks for months
>Jj was never interested in selling any of the more important players (Thuram, Yildiz, Digre) during the summer
t.Agresti

Italy is dominating cyprus in bball

>>150577321
>Comolli only deals with clubs if the conditions are the ones he wants, otherwise it's no deal with no exception, be it for the players bought or sold
Based and backbonepilled

>The mother and agent of Rabiot did not receive commissions in the transfer to Milan
Bennacer, who has received an official written offer from Trabzonspor, is still refusing to accept it at this moment. We'll see if Trabzonspor or any other team will manage to convince Bennacer, who remains on his way out from Milan
>Romano: Let me tell you this backstory: if Monaco had taken Disasi from Chelsea, Kehrer could have left, who was a concrete option for Milan. There were some calls between Tare and Kehrer's agents. Kehrer would have gone to Milan very willingly

I speak for everyone when I say that not a single soul gives a fuck

>>150576744
quintessentially dutch

>Steam crashed because of too many people buying Silksong
Talk about PC gaymers having 'refined' taste
Who the fuck unironically likes Hollow Knight

I speak for everyone when I say that not a single soul gives a fuck

-2h 27m

>>150577774
>Who the fuck unironically likes Hollow Knight
It's fine for what it is, for every element that makes up the game you can name a game that does it better but the package is decent enough. It might be gud, but mostly it just runs on meme energy now.

>>150577816
Silksong is worth 20 bucks, that's a good price for a game like that, probably one of the main reasons why it's selling so much

>>150577321
>>150577321
>Serginho Dest was offered to Jj but he got turned down due to a lack of interest for him by the club
absolute fucking state of this club lmao

>>150577790
Polska power

>>150578017
What part of "was offered to" didn't you understand or are you just gimmick posting at this point

we finna lose 4-1 tonight

>>150578033
Apart from the strikers, the squad somehow is 100% ballers these days.

(Reference to Germany's entry into the last VonDerLeyenVision)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rrWZ6cldsA

>>150578191
If a regen of Van Persie or Van Nistelrooy spawns then this team is largely top 3 favorite to win the WC imo, it's insane

>>150578122
what's gimmicky about bitching over and over while posting the same things? it's like having colorado "comedians" itt

>>150578237
He looks like a mathematically inverted Brobbey

>>150578122
Have a little patience. Law students miss the critical reading comprehension skills of political scientists

>>150578322
Do not reply to me ever again you albogoblin

>>150578122
>agents consider it reasonable to offer dest to jj
its over

Muldur scored btw

An inferiority complex and narcissism often go hand in hand. Someone who feels inadequate next to their peers may overcompensate with grandiosity, seeking validation to mask their insecurities. It's a complex dance of self-doubt, bravado and attention seeking.

Cock Chew IN

>>150578408
The 12yo that sat next to me in the second-last back row of the bus during a school trip to Misano be like

>>150578191
Matteo Soldi

Mahmood Soldi

you SHOULD watch our >nt tonight in 6 and a half bongs
featuring De Paul, Walls, Romero, Nick Peace, mesi, Lautardo and Nico Tumorzales
but you will PROBABLY be asleep by then :(

>>150578510
Start producing better players ffs, you’re the last hope of the Aryan man in football

For me, it's Montella's haircut

Pretty /fa/ if you ask me

>>150578547
Looks like a radical leftist economics lecturer

>>150578547
Mads Montellsen

>>150578547
21st century stirner

@Duccio will there be a minutes silence before the game for the young girl who provoked a largely peaceful rocket scientist and met her demise because of Holland's long and troubling colonial history?

'tioned

What did Spalletti do to Kvara and Osimhen that made them want to leave Napoli at all costs no matter what

The last time milan won with a clean sheet against lecce at their stadium was in 2005. Allegri did it again 20 years later with the worst, most incomplete milan team ever.

>>150578683
kek what happened

>>150579188
top players have ambitions

>>150578510
>vs memezuela
I shall witness it.

>>150578683
At all the Memedivisie games there was in the 17th minute (she was 17), and more recently that was followed with chants of "AZC, weg ermee" (asylum seekers' centre, get rid of it!) accompanied by waving of the Dutch flag and singing of the national anthem.

But no idea if the more family-oriented atmoshphere of NT games will lead to the same thing

VGH...

Why does the Netherlands have so many black players?

>>150579415
What an unnecessary question

what did Totti meant by this???

>>150579264
Dutch girl was murdered by an illegal immigrant in Amsterdam. He also raped and assaulted two other women a few weeks prior. Became a big story in Holland as the election slowly approaches.

Golazo dildiz

>>150576874 (OP)
Which club did he support?

>>150579415
Uhm chud, stay quiet

The amount of Koop hate I’m seeing is crazy
He’s playing well so far this season and in pre season in that deeper role
Can’t we just back him
I’ve been on the Koop train since he joined and it’s been rough but it looks to be getting better

DOOM
FREEZE

That no one activated Denzel's release clause this summer will be forever a mystery

>>150580521
If only it had been available in Italy

>>150580122
>Can’t we just back him
no

Belgio on one screen and Netherlands on the other, I wanna see Openda and Koop at work

>>150580543
Then no one would have activated it because it every club is poor

>Koopmeiners is not even on the bench
Change of plans, I'm still watching the Duccios but just because I don't wanna watch the Spaniards or the krauts

>>150580660
Koop isn't part of the matchday squad, he's sitting in the stands with the hoge piefen

Bros...

>>150580933
>he played at Fiorentina
Wtf I didn't remember at all

nederlands NEEDS more black players

can the NT do worse than the germs tomorrow?

>Duccioland
What a golazo by Cash

hahahahah getting equalized by pooland

Lads, it's Germany

>>150582532
Saw a good portion of the match and he was playing as a pure 9, he got the ball like 4-5 times in 40-50 minutes it's insane. Wasn't tall enough for headers nor far enough from the gole for long shots, at least he got taken off early so no injuries.

>>150582532
he'd be more comfortable if it was a 'everybody ubereats' game, if you catch my drift

>>150582532
he is finished it happens to players who rely on pace and burst happened to morata happened to guedes and even etoo

>>150582665
I told you he is a pure poacher, i saw a lot of guys thinking he could be the Yildiz backup and just thinking about that makes me suicidal

>create no chances
>sign a poacher
Bravo Grimolli

this is the current timeline

https://x.com/amvg22/status/1963672030764839129

>>150583027
For me his best setting would be in an attack with Yildiz right behind and David as a second striker, I most definitely don't see him as a lone number 9 at all. I don't think Rudi Garcia really likes him either, he's used as a Lukaku replacement with Belgio basically.
He seems good at bringing the ball forward but if Jj tries to play with 70% possession he's just useless.

>>150583027
he is a box poacher, nowadays, he made the transition one and a half season ago like cristiano and aubameyang after he lost his pace, his heatmap during his two good seasons were ismilar to werner's and morata's

MATTY CASHHHHHHH GOLAZOOOOO TOTAL NEGHERLANDS DEATH

>>150583130
a less good callum wilson?
unstoppable

Do not ask a man his salary
A woman his age
Argentina's NT why they are still fielding Molina and Acuña in 2025

>>150584124
>Molina
We almost singed this dude this summer
Acuna looks like he has some particularly low IQ

>>150584145
He's awful in defense and awful in attack
Acuña is low IQ but at least he's somewhat capable of defending.
Our only truly good fullback is Tagliafico, our depth is so bad we had to steal a youth player from Paraguay to close off the U23 squad.

>>150584172
what about Barco?

>>150584124
This team honestly doesn't look all that good, lots of players who should be too old to start and only a couple that I'd see at a very high level

>>150584195
Was mediocre as a left back, he started playing really good when Almiron started him as a midfielder, it took a loan at Strassbourg after 2 years of playing like shit at LB in Brighton and Sevilla for someone to notice he's better off as a midfielder who moves around the left side of the pitch.
>>150584209
Thats the thing with this squad, even going back to the 2021 Copa America, the names themselves are either not of known players or from ones most people dont really think are world class but as a team they have, imo the best mentality and coordination, every player seems to understand the other as if they played their whole lives.
We also have youth players to show off for the next WC but Scaloni chose to play it mostly safe for this game i guess.

>>150584124
OLD

>>150584279
Its really just Messi and Otamendi dragging the average really far down most of our backups are like 27-23.
If i see Otamendi starting in the WC ill ask for Scaloni's head on a stake.

>>150584264
Some players are great, in my favorites in this squad I'd pick Almada, Mastantuono, Romero and most importantly Alvarez. With Mac Allister, Paz and some of the younger defenders it already looks much better.

>>150584124
>>150584279
Argentina is lucky the world barely has any good wingers anymore. These fullbacks are a travesty

>>150584411
Imagine Robben in 2025

>>150584431
Kenan on the left, Arjen on the right...

>>150584411
Yeah our punishment for never making any real use of prime Zanetti and Zabaleta is not having any even half-serviceable fullbacks for the rest of our lives.
If i see one more shitty pass from Messi...every single minute he plays after the WC has really been an annoyance for my wellbeing.

>>150585139
At least you have a WC, I would do ungodly things just to experience that and banish this eternal choking curse

>>150584279
>le 38 year-old MLS winger

I mean he should be included and all, but he can only play trequartista surrounded by runners at this point

>>150585188
Im sure you'll get there someday, and you'll be able to see it in your lifetime i mean, it took us nearly 40 years to lift a third cup.

>>150585247
>he scored
Unc still got it

ass

>>150585548
And the pass Alvarez got was from Paredes
Unc squad best squad confirmed.

>>150585548
The Vercingetorix of Venezuela

Nico Gonzales has 50146134891358 cancers

>>150587862
Old habits die hard

>>150587952
but also TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO TORO

For me, it's when you see relatively irregular/uncommon /seriea/ flags post thread-specific memes (like Nico having [numbers] cancers).

Makes you think about people that might just be reading along without ever posting anything, but still getting the inside jokes...

>>150588347
I might have to apologize to GODzales

Good morning!

>Ismael Bennacer has joined Dinamo Zagreb on loan deal from AC Milan! Deal also includes an option to buy.

GuMo /seriea/, reminder to check under the toilet seat for zingaros, twinkazzos and narcissists.

Good morning, we will not qualify for the World Cup

GUYS GUYS

SerieRSA (stole this from pistocchi btw)

>>150595796
who is this semen demon

>Di Lorenzo is the best defender out of the 4
I'm howling

>>150596301
>Kean
Somehow more grim than Memphis Depoop

>>150596301
GODttuso is an allegrian bvll so shitaly will win easily despite this abominable squad

>>150596301
Ricci > locatelli

https://youtube.com/shorts/JSu5TUMEFWs?si=BGTDeByXHPl1NI2f
Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekek max never paid no hoe, what a playa

>Atalanta tried several times, while Gasperini pushed Roma’s management to bring Kostic in as a proven and reliable back-up for Angelino—but not only them: in August, Kostić’s name was also much talked about internationally. Olympiacos made an attempt first, and then, right at the end of the transfer window, even some Saudi clubs explored the possibility with his agent, Alessandro Lucci. All attempts failed. This Kostić is untouchable and is being treated as a new signing for Juventus. Tudor, having held onto him firmly, is now considering starting him from the first minute against Inter. #Juventus
- Tuttosport

>>150595796
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150596301
I simply don’t understand why he’d go with an extra defensive minded CM against a team like Estonia.

>>150596636
>Cabal is now ready to become an additional signing for Tudor. He has been working with him since the summer training camp, taking on increasingly demanding workloads in practice and tactical exercises that so far seem to position him as a candidate for a dual role: first, as Kelly’s deputy—with the possibility of overtaking him once he’s back to full fitness—and then as an option on the left flank, alongside Filip Kostić and backing up the undisputed starter Andrea Cambiaso. It’s no coincidence that Tudor has consistently spoken of him as a real reinforcement for his Juve, on par with Bremer, who in recent days has been leading the group of players not called up for international duty: open training sessions at Continassa from Monday to Wednesday.
- La Stampa

Like A New Signing FC

>>150596301
I still fail to understand why Politano is more rated than Orsolini

Angela Rayn-ACK

>Tomorrow rumors say Milan finalizes the return of Galliani
Kevin DeBruyne: “Napoli is a great team and still has room for growth: I hope something beautiful comes out of it” The Belgian makes an observation: “In Southern Italy, everyone supports Napoli: what a beautiful thing”
>Pellegatti: "Allegri told someone that he was impressed by Nkunku"
picrel @CalcioFinanza: The amount of salaries Serie A Clubs

Why does Di Merdenzo still play

>>150597601
Defense is the least of my worries, offensive players are dreadful

>>150596301
loqartista
they wont see it coming (neither will he)

>>150597799
Kean's the best striker at disposal, Zaccagni is alright but Politano is really awful to me. It is a pretty weak attack and seeing Norway with a much better one is grim, at this point the midfielders will have to score.

>>150596981
Brit’an looking for a new assistant manager, team performance has been dreadful in the last 18 months

Labour FC’s management team has had three resignations since winning the league in 2024. A housing minister who fucked up the process of buying a house. A homelessness minister who literally made people homeless and an anti-corruption minister who is under investigation for corruption in her own country.

Transfer window opens in 2029, can the fans wait until then?!

>>150597987
Your labour party having a landlord as homelessness minister is some kind of post-satire. No idea how the gammons of the norf haven’t openly revolted yet. On this side of the pond we at least have the excuse of the population being indoctrinated by 100+ years of globalist propaganda to make us docile.

>>150597987
I see no problem with forcing people into homelessness. Land should never be owned by common folk, it's too valuable. If forcing people into homelessness can help build malls, stores of any kind or other businesses so be it

>>150598161
This summer there’s been protests all over the country aimed at hotels hosting future Milan defenders. Kicked off after an Abyssinian rocket engineer (who had just arrived illegally on a dinghy) had a sexual emergency due to Britain’s past of colonial oppression. The bigoted teenage girl then reported the incident to the racist police. Currently the chud party are way ahead in the polls but by the time of the next general election all of Boris’ migrants will have indefinite right to remain in the UK, that’s about 2.5 million poo people. Too late to turn things around.

>>150598242
>brexit was a ploy to bring in even more subhumans
grim but also lole
>>150596655
gabal will bench floyd

>>150598311
Kelly will be the Jj player with the most minutes played this season

Calcio?

Should all shitalians be able to speak basic German since they claim South Tyrol?

>>150598339
Switzerland v ‘Kosovo’ tonight, who will you be supporting?

>>150598384
Switzerland but let me ask you why are you so feisty lately? What happened?

>>150598242
Yeah I’ve seen the protests, I’m just surprised that psyop still works after the Brexit rugpull. The right wing parties will never actually end mass migration because the rich want cheap labor; even Trump backpedaled on this because illegals are essentially the backbone of the agriculture and construction industries here. It just seems like an endless pendulum where the acting party sells out the country so bad that you can’t not vote for the other guy, repeat, so on and so forth. The fact that there hasn’t been a rise in economically-left politicians who are somewhat to the right socially makes it pretty evident that the whole thing is a sham.

>>150598613
And? Why shouldn't they want cheap labour? Maybe the English workers should stop feeling so entitled about earning billions just to put two pieces together

>Galliani back to bbilan
Pffftthahahaha, Berlusca back soon too

They know this won't bbring the slush funds bback right?

>Isaksen back in group training
>Lotito is working to finalize the deal with a tech company, and according to Repubblica, meetings and discussions between the parties are continuing in recent days, with a signature expected soon.
So long as its not that spacker musk, I'm all for it.
Hopefully no zacca or rovella tonight

>Oddo spoke to @Gazzetta_it:
The squad is very young. "Much younger, yes. We’re called Milan Futuro, but it’s not just the Under-23 side it’s a project that starts at the academy base and goes all the way to the second team, the final step to prepare these players. The interchange between Futuro, the first team and the Primavera is designed for this. The Primavera will deliberately have an under-age squad."
>"Here the goal is not just to win with the best right now, but to develop the ones who have the potential for top-level football. In this squad, almost all the players could eventually reach at least Serie B, with all the variables that entails."
"Moncada was misunderstood when he said it doesn’t matter much if we’re in C or D. He meant that the important thing is exposing young players to a different type of football than youth competitions. In C, you need a few older players to guide the youngsters; in D, less so."
>"Our squad will be extremely young: 17-year-olds facing adult football. Technically and tactically they’re ahead of the category, but here they’ll encounter physicality, experience, cunning and tricks they’d never face in youth football. If a player has potential and Primavera experience, it’s better for him to play in D."

>>150584124
does the NT manager hate Soule? how can you select someone like Nicolas Gonzalez over him

Malawi won.

>>150600115
Elaborate

>>150600170
Malawi national team won the world cup qualifier game against Namibia, they played earlier today

>>150600215
Thank you

>>150600228
Just did the helpful saar

ynr the bangsbo bee posting era

>>150600366
remember planking haha what a silly trend

remind me why a failure like Baldini was hailed as the saviour of the Azzurrini?

>>150600546
b-but he is friend of Buffoon

Just bought five pears unironically

>>150600706
Careful, one of these may be taken away from you by the cashier due to suspicious positioning at the time of purchase

>>150600631
the most fraudulent player ever, levels below Neuer, Casillas, Van der Sar, Kahn, etc...

>Nasser Al-Khelaifi's message to Damien Comolli on failed Kolo Muani deal:
>"You've been making fun of us for weeks. It ends here. You’re not going to win the case. I won’t forget how you operated, you can be sure of that."
Based Comolli, either they accept >our conditions or nothing

>https://x.com/milanismoit/status/1963903274148377088
Kek

Montenegro is too stronk

Nasser Mia-Khalifa

N***er Al-Khelaifi

Claudio Gentile would've never let this happen

>>150600868
even Mangia would've never let this happen

>>150600113
Nico has been a decent workhorse for the NT he's just shit at finishing, he's scored 1 goal in a year and a half but has given his share of assists.
Soule not getting called up i cannot understand either, or Carboni but i guess there isnt space for everyone.

>>150580029
emporio armani milano bc

>>150600414
>>150600404
Just got a new laptop and been transfering my old /seriea/ memes, I never knew my Bangsbo folder would be that big

>>150600850
czechia has already played 4 games

>named Koleflosho
>is actually floscio

>Silvio Baldini was chosen as the new coach of the Italy Under-21 team after a discussion between Rino Gattuso and Gianluigi Buffon, who was actively involved in the selection process as the head of the Italian delegation. Adriano Buffon, Gianluigi's father, coached Silvio Baldini in his youth.

LMAO

>>150601006
Serie Mafia

>>150601006
Well well well

>>150600990
>mp4 of a gif

who the fuck is Riyad Idrissi? Is seriously that the best replacement migration could offer to this team?

I don't understand why all of you are so pessimistic. Gattuso is the right man for the azzurri and Im sure we will see a great game. Maybe not tactically perfect but the heart will be there. 3-0

>>150601047
Gattuso is a shit manager, that's just the truth

>>150601006
decadent country

Gattuso just needs more slush funds to perform

>>150601047
someone fielding a pseudo back 4 with Dimerdenzo and Bastoni needs to be sacked after the first 45 minutes.

>>150601006
>Silvio Baldini
played by jonah A. hill

>>150601047
If you don't stop posting this crap, I'll pierce the barge your parents used to emigrate from Kosovo

>>150601006
I fucking love nepotism

>Montenegru Kostic has 5 goals in 191 mins for Partizan at 18
Damn

>>150601047
>I don't understand
Of course you don't, you have the tactical understanding of a chacma baboon

>>150601124
Corvino is already salivating

>>150601056
He has almost reached the CL places with one of the worst Milan in the history of the club and won the copa with napoli. He isnt a coach like Conte but for the national team heart and passion is needed. Look at germany yesterday: they had a stacked team but played without fire

HOWEVER

how do we stop the kostics of the world?

Paperovic

>>150601083
Italy hasnt better players. Maybe gabbia but the federation doesnt allow Milan players to plsy for ther Italian nt
>>150601131
>thinks tiji is a dm
:○)

>>150601213
>>thinks tiji is a dm
Was it you that said law students can't read properly the other day? Reijnders is an 8 and is wasted as both a 6 and a 10.

Thanks for proving both my points.

I could not give less of a fuck about the Estonia game lol, current days NT really killed all my enthousiasm

>>150601228
Man you embarrassed yourself that day lol. No reason to get maad again

:skull:

>>150601260
>Di Lorenzo - Calafiori - Bastoni - Dimarco
this is what a UEFA coaching loicence gets you

Four-Four-Facking-Two

Tonji paskotsi

>>150601381
He listened to me.

>>150601381
absolutely unreal that politano is starting

>>150601381
predict at what minute Sinyavskiy will score off a Pastoni / Dimerdenzo masterclass defending.

>>150601416
Rino Gattuso's magic grinta will prevent this

I will be expecting a "Sorry Swissanon. You were right" from all of you after the game

>>150601381
I feel an injury coming

>>150601362
Who’d you have in there instead?

>Mr Eni champion, the captain no less
>PL gigachad
>Two European finalists but unfortunately the final was cancelled and won’t be replayed

KOLEOTTERO

Baldini masterclass

>>150601493
Di Lorenzo has been one of the worst players on the pitch in any NT match he took part in of the last 3 years.
Bastoni cannot defend thus he cannot play in a back 4, it's been proven again and again since he was at Atalanta, he's so bad at it he cannot even be the centre piece in a back 3.
Even Mancini and >Cambiaso on the right would be better.

Ucciderò culo

None of the Jj players playing, not even Thuramme :)

>>150601562
How often has he played in a back 4 as a mature player to judge that? I’d have Cambiaso ahead of Di Lorenzo too as it were but I can see why he goes with him as more of a defensive anchor with Dima essentially playing as a winger.

Serie A Scotland away to Denmark. Hickey, McTom, Fergufiglio, Adams

GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!

Jonathan David scores for Canada!

>>150601716
gypobros..

Forza Estonia

>>150601716
GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!

Ali Ahmen bags the second for Canada!

>>150601381
Caruso Paskotsi (di padre polacco)

>>150601381
holy SOVL

>>150601818
WE'RE MASSIVE

This barilla / f1 ad is kino

>>150601647
>How often has he played in a back 4 as a mature player to judge that?
Fennel and Buciano both trying it in the past 3 years wasn't enough?

>>150601441
this but unironically

>>150601881
de cecco is better

>>150601909
trvke

>xhaka greeting and hugging all the kosovo players
How about no? Not before the game maybe later. Show some professionalism

Will they manage to concede a goal from a set piece even to Estonia? Tune in to find out.

>>150601909
for me, its Tesco quick cook fusilli

>>150601381
>dimarco - zaccagni and di lorenzo - politano on the wings
fucking grim

>>150601381
>trapattoni mentality and tictocs
>but without the quality players

>>150601927
>Tesco quick cook fusilli
what makes them cook quickly?

>4-2-4
I wish the Lord would take me

>>150601977
they're already 80 % cooked

>>150601977
fuck knows but it never takes long, fasta pasta with minuite steak is my go to when tea time coincides with calcio

>>150602018
so you just have a steak lying around on the fridge?

>>150601997
are you talking about the Italian NT?

>>150602018
grim tbqdesu

>>150601381
salve based boomer

>>150602056
yes, I was going to make a joke about that but then I couldnt be arsed

How is it that not a single one of the 06 WC winners is a competent manager.
This should be studied.

>>150602085
Pippo is, but never got a decent team in serie A so he keeps getting serie B teams promoted.

>>150602041
I walk past the butchers on my way home and if I dont use it that night I can just chuck it in the freezer

these short corner kicks are making me want to evirate myself

>>150602018
And yet Dutch cuisine gets made fun of…

Narcissism

i want a blonde estonian woman to rape me and call me a dirty terrone

>>150602137
>the plan for scoring is "pass to Dimarco and hope for a good long shot"
I'm not so sure about the efficiency of this plan

>>150602085
They were unironically too spoiled by the press and too obtuse to start with proper jobs at the bottom of the pyramid.

>>150602103
>he doesn't remember his time at Bologna

EESTI EESTI EESTI

>17 yo Kristal
bet all your savings on Italy conceding to a porn star

still 0-0 against amateurs, already a humiliation

>>150602201
portugal.....

>>150602187
Ah, reminds me of when the 1986 champions started coaching, Maradona was terrible but pretty much everyone else was they just never got to coach the NT. And when they were done they became pundits or went to sportsnews shows like Sportscenter to talk about how fucking awesome and cool they were and how they are world champions and everything.
I expect that kind of showboating in the media to come after all of them fail to muster more than 3 scudettos combined.

>>150602207
we can't even beat North Macedonia, how is this a humiliation

>>150602226
all former dutch national team players do this even though they ve won absolutely nothing

>>150602187
that was his first proper season besides the banter stint at Milan, can't really fault him.

Politano is fucking dogshit, why does no one want to play Orsolini

>no one can dribble
I blame youth coaches

>>150602259
his agent has to be blacklisted by someone

>>150602259
NEVER speak ill of poliTHANOS ever again

>>150602291
don't worry they created a nation wide dribbling program where kids will only be allowed to dribble

fuck you politano

>>150602255
>act like a standoffish ass towards your players
>"can't really fault him"
Yeah right

>>150602322
yes but for now we are stuck with a team incapable of attacking an opponent who defends decently

>>150601411
>>150601562
>>150601924
>>150601928
>le epic grim le epic gattuso disasterclass le epic muh politano muh di lorenzo (literally shitaly's 2 best players)
Yes ok we know shitalian players are fucking shit, what is gattuso supposed to do then? This formation makes perfect sense despite the abominable squad he has to work with, if he manages to make shitaly qualify for the world cup it's a gigamiracolozzo ringhiesco

The team is already looking 10x better than with Spalletti

>>150602232
estonia is worse than malta

>>150602244
How many balloon doors do you want bro?

I godo when Shitaly gets umiliata and stuprata

>>150602381
10 times zero is still zero

>got an airfryer
>fries are suprisingly nice
>leftover chicken roast
>got some waffles from lidl

Italy playing like shit desu

>>150602377
>muh politano muh di lorenzo (literally shitaly's 2 best players)
lol, lmao even

>>150602428
The photo that saved /seriea/

kinda embarassing atm fras

albania is beating kosovo

>>150602428
My fries are always too moisty, no idea what I'm doing wrong with something so basic as an air fryer

>>150602389
>they won the 8 team euro

GOLAZO EMBOLO

Gattuso is not going to eat the panettone

>>150602453
Italian NT is currently the worst ever

Kurpa de rinkio if these amebe cannot complete a pass

>>150602461
Okay so who takes over after gattuso is sacked

business idea; allow them to use their hands to try and score.

Saintbros we got this

>>150602460
Didnt thaw the fries at all, added a teaspoon of oil, around 25 mins in total in the fryer. Not moist at all desu

>>150602446
Its a classic for a reason, it combines brunettes, booba and pasta

>>150602478
the team is dogshit but >we are playing against literal farmers, there's no excuse

shameful dive

era tho

>Retegui
Embarrassing desu

>>150602500
vincenzo italiano

>>150602500
Buffoon

>>150602530
best chance of the evening

>>150602428
Did you know I was the first one to post this picture in /seriea/

>>150602564
I trust you wouldnt lie about such matters

bastoni you fucking retard

>fistoni
lol

>>150602525
Not only are they technically mediocre but they play with terrible spirit and tactical organization

I know this will sound schizo but I genuinely think the cagliari strikers like Pavoletti & Piccoli would score loads more than Kean & Retegay

this is embarassing
why is this shithole incapable of producing a good forward

someone break politanos legs

>>150602631
Pavoloso maybe

>>150602631
How? we don't have decent wingers to give them balls

>35 minutes
>0 (zero) clear-cut chances
>against fucking estonia
nice job Gattuso, nice job

>one decent winger
>benched
Everything is deserved honestly

gurpa di giro

holy fug

>>150602631
>Pavoletti
>Piccoli
lmao
maybe Lucca and that's scraping the bottom of the barrel

It's a comedy, this first half is the exemplification of all the problems of the Italian football movement

>Dimarco
I'm gonna rewatch the highlights of the 5-0 later

ynr Joao Pedro with the 10

>>150602675
Do you still play civ7? I read on xitter that the game is basically dead. (This is /seriea/ related because civ is mancinis fav game)

>>150602718
>Dimarco
footballer with a lot of limitations, it's alarming that they can't find someone better

>>150602736
It's the other Belgio who did, not me fra

>>150602631
Osvaldo and Pelle would be an upgrade too

>>150602643
It just doesnt happen sometimes, sometimes you just go 30 years without being able to shit out a single player worth something for a position and then all of a sudden you struggle to pick one to be starter and the backups.
Brazil has plenty of wingers but 0 creative midfielders, >we have lots of technical midfielders and forwards but 0 fullbacks and mediocre at best keepers for the most part, France cant produce a striker that doesnt shit itself in front of goal in spite of having lots of very good offensive players, Germany doesnt really have good centerbacks, and i could go on and on.
Maybe in the next 30 years there will finally be another striker in Italy that isnt naturalized and isnt a negru that is capable of scoring with the NT, you never know.

Kurpa de rinkio if these checche are barely able to walk around the pitch

>get close to the box
>keep making useless passes without having the slightest clue about what to do
just spam crosses at this point

>>150602643
Cursed for using poor balotelli as a scapegoat and mistreating him. The only way to lift the curse is buffon apologizing to Mario and admitting he was racismo.

>>150602734
unironically better than these shitters

dear god, just ask Toni to unretire, leave him standing in the penalty box and spam crosses, I guarantee you he would score more.

>>150602807
post hand jeet

I miss hte CHOOOOOOOOOOKY screams from gattusssssso

>c'è comunque una buona italia, a cui è mancato il gol
RAI commentators should be gassed

A Dybala ad, at this moment? How convenient................

Ahahahahahhahahahahaha forza Eesti

oh look zacca is the only one who can skip past his man

Please let us score 1 goal

that's a good save t b h

>>150602853
this is the biggest problem imho, we need decent FUCKING wingers

>>150602831
I mean he is right...

Half-time stats

brown italian crowd qt spotted

Put Orsolini in you fat alcoholic bbilanista fuck

>>150602879
If you have intellectual disability

Let's update the national team starting eleven:

Italy (4-4-2): Grintarumma; Grintarco, Grintafiori, Grintoni, Grintorenzo; Grintaccagni, Grintonali, Grintarella, Grintolitano; Grintegui, Grintean.

>>150602888
Great giuoco, but experts tell me it's kurpa de rinkio

>>150602908
>>150602888

>>150602958
wow, sterile ball possession and few shots on target against a clearly inferior opponent!

meloni is to blame for this, gattuso would never be hired under another italian government, he was hired because exemplifies trumpian anti intellectualism under which the far-right thrives, a "no nonsense" rough and tumble guy who will fix anything with just a magic wave of his hands, lots of shouting and speeches about having cojones

Gattuso took over? Hahahaha you're definitely not making to the wc now. It's for the best though imagine the seethe Israel will generate

if we win this will italians burn their espresso macchiato t-shirts?

WHO'S GONNA STOP THE MUSIC
THE AIR BECOMES ELECTRIC

>>150603012
Yes, because it's kurpa de rinkio if they can't even shoot it on target

>all the hate and seething
I trust rino

>>150602958
>useless ball possession
>1 (one) clear chance
>0 (zero) goals
>against farmers
you should stop watching calcio

>>150603077
It's not his fault, it's the fault of Italian football as a whole.

>>150603033
nah, we're resigned to >our NT being shit by now

when is the xg mondialus cup?

>>150603097
2 clear chances, the fingollian doing his best 2006 Buffoon on Zidane's header impression and the negru having two inverted feet

>>150603022
t. Ben-Zion ‘Ben’ Shekelstein

>>150603143
any ball on Kean's feet is not a clear chance

>>150603079
Also its crazy how everybody is ready to immediately attack gattuso and the players but nobody blames gravina

>>150603165
fair enough

The absolute STATE

fanno cagare
è finita, ci vediamo tra 4 anni

>>150603097
>you should stop watching calcio
It never started in the first place, that much is clear

>>150603182
fuck gravina, he is one of the problems but he doesn't coach or go on the pitch

>>150603208
>ci vediamo tra 4 anni
ci vediamo mai più, a sto punto meglio puntare a qualsiasi altro sport

>>150603117
Yup, the only world class player you have right now is the goalkeeper

Zaccagni has negative IQ

>>150603237
Paperumma moment in 3,2,1

>>150603220
How should rino cook a pizza quattro stagioni if gravina gives him only flour and nothing else

this is beyond grim

Estonia are unironically playing better, Jesus Christ

How about another Calciopoli? Since 2006 it fixed a lot of things going onwards :^)

>>150603299
Players are mediocre indeed, but there's a difference between not being competitive at the highest levels and being unable to score against fucking Estonia

where are the fucking subs

>>150576874 (OP)
How are we coping? How many times do you scream mamma mia before it gets old?

>>150603386
Fair point but I say lets wait and see the second half

Orsolini Is the only player you can give the ball to and pray he does something when you least expect it, it's that bad.

>>150603389
>How are we coping
we aren't, we've long entered acceptance phase

>>150603263
You'll be fine, we don't have anyone who could score
Maybe if we bring in Anier

>>150603389
go back to your eurobasketball containment thread

the let it fall to tonali on the edge of the box tictoc is rather dull when he just kicks it at people in front of him

Sub in Cumbiaso and Orsolini mister grinta

yeah it's Yashin day

estonia needs to make a goal

>>150603464
>Cambiaso
no, fuck that
let gravina fc deal with this shitshow on its own, don't wanna risk another -15 points deduction for helping the mentally retarded

APOLOGIZE

:^)

Once again Jj DNA saves the day

58 minutes

finally fucks sake

DNA gole

Retegod

Allegrian goal

>>150603447
That's something i should be telling YOU. Greece has nothing besides basketball.

Assistazo orsolinus

had to be Rete that served the dindu

and then he does that

switching to scotland shitalia humiliation is postponed to sunday when they will be destroyed by donbitch

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kean
HOW

>>150603583
you dont know what you are talking about, check livescores

Black man saves the day again

Kean el negro che corre

someone buy this gk

>>150603683
They literally keep shooting straight at him

italian lcim

>>150603736
don't insult lcim

RETEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

APOLOGISE TO HIM

>>150603736
Take that back!

RETEGOL

Kekeekekekekekekke shitalians literally screaming at the top of their lungs for this gollonzissimo against es Tonia

RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE RETE

rete rete rete

>>150603623
>check livescores
No, i don't care about sports that much

RASPADORI

Lads, it's Estonia.

>GODttuso turned retegui into a 'nomeno and revived kean
He's a tactical bvll.

Reminder
>>150601446
>>150601446
>>150601446
>>150601446

>bailed out by an african and argie
grim

how is bestonia doing?

we had calcetto game. our shit head captain ragequitted our team and we started to flourish.

many such cases.

>>150603720
that gole all calafiori

>>150603829
>Lads, it's Estonia
Dude we need as many goals as we can

Like a ketchup bottle, you can shake and shove all you want. But when it starts coming out, there's no stopping it

>>150603853
Who was it that said it? lmao

RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA RASPA

>>150603842
dont forget the lesbian

ORSONALDO TIME

>>150603844
Please stop Israel from qualifying.
Let's talk privately. A deal can be made.

moar gols now

>>150603867
RvN

ENTER
ORSONALDO

Hahahahahahahah

>>150603853
In Italy we say: "stappare la partita"

>>150603907
Israel is a tough nut to crack, if they play like this we won't even make the playoffs

3 goles is gud. 2 was not enough

>>150604031
Even more are needed to even hope to catch Norway

Reminder there are people in this thread that did not trust in the power of friendship and grinta

bonucci jump scare

>>150604031
at least like 5 goles would be good

Reminder that everyone should kneel and apologize to poliGOD

Following a bicycle fall that occurred this Friday, Paris Saint-Germain coach Luis Enrique was attended to by emergency services and will undergo surgery for a fractured collarbone.

Paris Saint-Germain wishes to express its full support to Luis Enrique and wishes him a speedy recovery. The Club will communicate further information shortly.

>>150604116
>Place of birth: Rome, Italy

>>150604049
>napoli
Just remembered rrahmani injured himself tonight

>>150604126
he didn't bike so good

>>150604116
I don't mind Politano, but he always does the same things. He's one of the most predictable players around, and he can't skip his man, which is crucial for a winger.

Pio esposito time

Reminder running over shitalian kids is legal and regulated

PEW PEW

>Orsolini bicycle kick
The memories...

>hasn't played a single minute of Serie A
>subbed on for the national team just because Inter needs to statpad his market value

I have fond memories of my first WC - Italy 1982.
Scirea and Gentile. Real men.

>>150604256
>National team managed by Buffon and Bonucci
>muh Inter bias
Obsessed

>>150604302
Gazzetta dello Sport is that way kiddo

Golazo camarda

Why is locatelli playing for the national team?

>>150604313
Rattuso is a Buffoon man, retard

>>150604256
He did play in serie A against Udinese, his only highlight was a glaring shirt pulling in sfinter's box, which didn't result in a penalty just because he's playing for sfinter

>>150603853
but enough about siswet

RETEGGUIIUIUI

In the past fifteen years, it has only happened four times that a substitute for Italy both scored a goal and provided an assist.

Twice, Giacomo Raspadori achieved this, doing so in two of his last four international matches.

Unironically esposito might be a 'nomeno

RETEGOL

>>150604169
he’s like robben you know where he’s going but he will always contribute

>letting the only Italian forward worth something leave for oil land
thx Percazzi

Cambiaso assist

tfw no more dima

R E T E G U I
E
T
E
G
U
I

Apologize to rino

>italian starts earing money
>scores

BASTONI

>>150604329
Only a retarded idiot like you would believe that the Team Manager can have a say in the choice of a commissario tecnico.
La Gazzetta dello Sport is your level.

BASTONI MY GUY

>>150604386
How about you go and die of starvation you fucking poorfag, focus on your shitty NT

Now this is a good game

Shitalians are seething because retegui scored 2 goals but he went to le ebil saudi league instead of staying at le wholesome shartalanta or going to some other serie ass shithole like roma

>>150604404
ma sta zitto coglione

>5 goals in the end
alright Rino, you officially have my apologies

Reminder that all the people who will boo the Israeli anthem next week are poorfags who deserve to be shot in the head

Five pears? Again?!

we full party now

My calcio knwoledge is just crazy. I know nobody will apologize and say I was right but deep in your heart you are impressed ;^)

Mo israel has an anthem

lads

Did Locatelli die yet

mo some dragon age veilguard before bed

I see that the SBI van is making the rounds

>>150604480
they were shit, once you score the first goal it's easy to score many more against a modest opponent

keen viewers will recognize the scoreline as a nod to the obscure indie film ‘Senny Mayulu’ directed by Luis Enrique in 2025

pooo po po po po poo po

>>150604480
I was never in doubt about ringhio either, swissBVLL. He managed to make these abominations score 5 goals, that's an allegri winning coppa shitalia 2024 tier miracolozzo sportivo

>>150604542
why couldn't he do this in the last UCL final?

>>150604509
Did you start taking estrogen before or after the prologue was over?

>>150604519
>che coping
I will take it

>>150604486
Yes and you can bet your ass it sounds miles better than the shitalian mediocre one but that shouldn't be hard because even my wet fart from this morning is a masterpiece compared to MUH FRATELLI DI SHITALIA

>>150604569
Israel will humiliate this shit team, mark my words

>>150604498
They saved shitaly just to give a contentino to poorfags, what signori

Italy wins 5-0 at Gennaro Gattuso's debut.

Only one coach won at his debut also with a five-goal difference: Vittorio Pozzo in 1928 (6-1 against Portugal), who would subsequently win the World Cup with the Azzurri in 1934 and 1938.

real discord troon hours

Wait, shitaly is still behind GODsrael even on goal difference keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

gud job but bestonia is not a big challenge. very small country.

40 shots btw

>>150604642
yeah it's more that italy usually can't manage to score so much even against the worst of the worst

>>150604589
Good anyone who doesn't root for Israel because nuuuuuu le thinkerino about my palestinerino deserves to be humiliated

>>150604660
Why is Retegui capitalized?

>>150604676
>Why is Retegui capitalized
Because he's HIM

>>150604688
I believe IT

>>150604676
because he is RETEGOL

>>150604612
Two world cups that were refballed thanks to Mussolini but nooooo muh shitalian football heritage we dindu nuffin we didn't refball against England mkay

>>150604676
it's based on cock size

imagine the halftime talk

probably told them the people of gaza would never forgive them if they let pissrael qualify in their place

>>150604660
Gurpa de gattuzo

>>150604712
>were refballed thanks to Mussolini
Uh based?

>>150604719
Cry me a fucking river you poorfag, you can bet your ass those richfags care more about Israel like any sane person would

why didn't francesco pio fenomeno score though?

>>150604759
>francesco pio fenomeno score though
He was about to, Estonia player saved the ball right on the post

>>150604667
yeah gud for morale. the material is there for attacking calcio.

2026 WC is going to be like 1994, a milanGOD coach (sacchi and gattuso) carries a bunch of shitters to the final until a gobbomination shits the bed at the last second (baggio and I'm going to say gatti)

>>150604793
Or even better, two Palestinentus players refball in the final leading to a disgusting victory only shitalians will rejoice for

>>150604906
>>150604906
>>150604906
>>150604906
>>150604906