Thread 150579424

Kick Off: 20:45
Venue: De Kuip, Groningen

NETHERLANDS XI: Verbruggen; Dumfries, Van Dijk, Van Hecke, Van de Ven; De Jong, Gravenberch, Reijnders; Simons, Depay, Gakpo.

POLAND XI: Skorupski; Cash, Wisniewski, Bednarek, Kiwior; Slisz, Zielinski; Szymanski, Kaminski, Zalewski; Lewandowski.

>>150579424 (OP)
Who's the good guy?

>>150579444
there's no good guy this game

>>150579444
You :3

we (the viewers) are the good guy

>>150579444
me

>>150579444
We are all here for him, the Man Lion

>>150579444
bobo

>>150579444
Netherlands

>>150579444
Gakpo, the Mountain, and Lewandowski

>>150579444
My piemel

>>150579444
pooland

>>150579444
The tranny I'm currently watching on Chaturbate

>>150579444
Always follow the ancient rule.
The more monkeys
the more bad you are
Simple as.

>>150579424 (OP)
Who the fuck is that groid?

>anthem singer
Wat de fuck???
Make it stop wtf

sex

CUMON

nooo not a black anthem singer now my friends on /sp/ will make fun of us

bobo where

Dutch all orderly military looking, le zwartie pete nederland n shieet

the fuck is this shit

>>150579731
Lewandowski watch his wife having sex with spanish men

It's noticeable support for our NT has grown massively.
For like 6 years Max Verstappen and even MvG were bigger than them.

>>150579787
Made for BWC

Some time ago I would've wanted us to get gaped to laugh at this shit team
Now I don't even care

>>150579813
Football in general has grown a ton, nearly all Eredivisie teams have 100% stadium occupancy these days

ISRAEL?

Grandpa is still playing.
Tiktokowski better score at least once.

israel mentioned

lmfao the tiny little car bringing the ball to the ref

Uhh...

>>150579834
Interesting. Personally I've become invested in my local team after we got promoted again.
Feels like they are more relevant than a few years ago but I thought it was just my personal bias

>>150579848
Not real don't worry

kneel for israel everyone

>>150579850
can't recall the last time lewandisney did anything in NT

>>150579864
Both things can be true tbqh

>>150579853
It reminds me this lil nigga

>>150579865
>Johan Cruyff, undisputed GOAT of all time, played against literal accountants

>>150579850
>Cucklandowski
>Score
Pick one

On paper our teams looks really strong
Feels like all we are missing is a winger and a real 9.

>>150579918
yeah what happened we used to be shit for a couple of years now they are all playing for big clubs

>>150579918
and a gk

>>150579865
>Argiechimp spawns out of nowhere and breaks his glasses

>>150579952
Surely lower table Prem wonderboy #37 is the one

>>150579968
Don't all of them apart from Van Hecke play for upper-table ones?

is matty cash a polish name?

>>150580048
No
Poolish would be
Mateusz chujliński

>>150580048
Matheusz Cash

Let's be honest, Gravenberg and Gakpo are not Liverpool level and Arne is using fifa manager tactics of just let them play and they'll become worldclass, same for Fripmong also

>>150580048
Mateusz Hajs

>>150579966
That Mario burger looks kino

Easy win polen. Book it

we are so b(l)ack

>>150580078
Based tbqh

>>150579968
Wish Roelfs started, such potential

>>150579918
ruben van bommel is going to save us, mark my words

>>150579848
I've, for some time, been wondering why fans from other countries don't write names of their tiny town on the flags they bring into stadion.
Is this just our own idiosyncracy?

>>150580097
It won't work in irl though.

>>150580078
Gravenberch was key last year. Stop watching football ignoramus

>>150580104
Roefs and Verbruggen have literal months betweem. I always forget just how young Verbruggen is

so what's the deal with orange?

>>150580078
still better then frenkie ''nonchalant dribble then pass ball sideways'' de jong

>>150580115
Didn't he only just recently score his first goal though?

How can Dutchmen do those long passes and pick the ball? They are on another level. Like any normal defenders would prevent those passes. And our footballers play in FC Porto, Fenerbahce, FC Koln, Aston Villa

What channel is this on in Netherlands? Can't find it

>>150580138
He plays DM

Jebane kurwy będziecie cierpieć i zdychać w bólu

>>150580166
NPO 3

>>150580166
3

>>150580123
Orange fruit comes from India and over time they started to be used as a colour replacing other alternative names for said colour like bright-red or sth

>>150580188
>>150580190
Thank you Dutchbros

Van Hecke is a big meh, why not just play Timber? afraid to upset arsenal when he gets injured?

>>150580123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Orange-Nassau

>>150580123
Best fruit

>>150580115
key to the worst title in decades maybe

imagine being a talented white player like ruben van bommel and getting snubbed because koemans wife requires more negroes in the NT

>>150580115
Also, don't fault me for being wary of dutch people hype

>>150580138
Watch a compilation of last year. Grav killed it, he is so good as a 6

>>150580212
Timber basically only plays fullback these days

>>150580220
Literally mogged by Telstar fullbacks, even in Jong Oranje Van Dommer looks meh

>>150579424 (OP)
UGH I HATE THIS STUPID CHUD COUNTRY

another Xavi Simons disappearance masterclass

>>150580234
More like Crash

PisSV sissies on suicide watch

>>150580220
>van bombel

>>150580235
yeah bro lets instead just call up brian banana brobbey and memepiss depoop

>>150580325
glad to see you're not dead pigbro

>>150580335

brobber isn't even part of the NT rn.

Memepiss is because he has kompromat on Koeman.

>>150580259
wish he'd stay gone

>>150580283
Koeman Jr in Oranje when?

>>150580325
KWAB

Poland cannot even get close behind those mutant defenders of Netherlands.

Polish gk kinda failing upwards.

The fumbles keep going his way.

>>150580393
unlike your mom lol

god i hate dutch players
all frauds

Polish goalkeeper is locked in

>>150580421
'fraud so

CAM ON LEWA

>>150580393
they're slow as fuck though

Van der Ven echt een snelle kaaskop. Is he black?

>>150579424 (OP)
MY NGUBU DUMFRIES

HE MAKES ME PROUD TO BE DUMB AND FRIES

MASSIVE HEADER

DENZEL THE TALL

THICK AS A CASTLE WALL

Air Force Dumfries

NGUBU MY BOY

Skorup doing the Onana

>>150580463
bitches zitte aan mn penis

>>150579424 (OP)
over

El papas tontas

>>150580504
Trans?

Ugly goal, I'm not gonna count it

3 games in Orlando at noon in 100% humidity here we come

>>150580516
everyone just looking like where the fuck did he come from

>>150580552
You don't want us to start playing good. Stay humble

>>150580582
I do this

Man memepiss is so fucking ass.

Koeman should just rotate the young blood in to see what fits. Emegha, Dallinga, Summerville, I don't give a fuck. Just give em a couple matches and see what works. It can't get much worse for a 9

>>150580551
you wish

>>150579848
Nigga named Dick Schneider

dutchbro's we're so going to win this world cup

how are my boys xavi and vdv doing

>>150580600
dont worry Koeman is going to roll bobo onto the pitch in the second half

>>150580616

Xavi's not doing too bad. Trying some shit, nothing worked out great but had some activity.

Van de Ven outrunning all the poles, lad's making up for the lack of pace on v Hecke & v Dijk

>>150580587
I will rape you to death though

Reijnders isn't gifted technically, he just has a lot of heart. Meh

>>150580600
>Guy literally only played a full 90 match last sunday
>Also was sick for a long time
Truly wonder what dirt he has on Cowman

>>150580600
Just put malen there. He is a striker, somehow he got memed into winger

>>150580649

Reijnders is almost getting invisible this game.

I think him and Xavi are too similar. Reijnders would prolly work better with someone who likes playing wide like Frimpong on the wing.

>>150580681
In a game like this with very little space I don't know how helpful a rocket like Malen is

Cash ssie chuja

Based Crash saboteur

God Memepiss is S L O W

this xavi little cunt is about as useless as memphis, get rid of those two and you have a good team

>>150580719
Malen is decent in close spaces, he is no Weghorst. He plays well for oranje too

>>150580889
>>150580681
Donyell put down the phone

>>150580889
You're not wrong, but it's so busy in their box that I'm not sure you can even get the ball too him to do stuff in those spaces.

Would be a a good experiment to see though

halftime horse

Slags?

stags

>>150581033
That's a hot stag

>>150581033
He cute

same?

>>150581135
Me in the back on /sp/

>>150581186
but not by niggers

>>150581186

Lmao. Had at least 4 guys on the street try to lure me and my friends into dodgy stripclubs with trafficked women in Gdansk.

Poland ain't any better.

>>150581209
Where they proceed to use fake PIN machines to drain your bank account

>>150581186
>drink 10 beers and drown in a lake

>>150581209
>with trafficked women in Gdansk.
How do you know trafficked?

There are dodgy stripclubs though.

Bobo warming up

>>150581291
There's no reason for trafficking ukrainians in this day and age, they can all enter freely and don't even have to buy fake passports. He's just trying to be edgy.

>>150581186
Atleast no refugees stealing the houses

>>150581364
He's also throwing stones from his glass house

>>150581291

The least enthousiastic strippers I've ever met and quite a few were from poorer Eastern Europe (Ukraine/Bulgaria/Moldova). It's a pretty fair suspicion.

It's not like there aren't a ton of them in the red light district in Amsterdam either. It's all the same shit man.

>>150581258
Tourist trap, try not to fall for it

>>150581406
I think a lot of those women go to Germany though. Prostitution is the biggest in Germany.

Xavi is so much better as a 10. Even left wing is better, he sucks here

How did Simmons did not get a yellow card for that push?

Lewa bros, goal when?

>>150581564
Not today

Drewniak out. Panathinaikos benchwarmer IN.

>>150581539

Noone can look at a sadboi little twink like Simons and think they used any amount of actual force.

It's crazy how wimpy he looks. Works in his favor in those instances.

slurper

Reijnders needs to go. Xavi deserves the 10 position, he is so much better there. He hasd the technical ability worthy of Oranje. Reijnders is Keuken Divisie tier. Get this man outta here.

>>150581653
Reijnders is more of a runner, he's useful when playing against bigger teams. When playing "small" teams you need more technical midgets

>>150581619
Whats wrong with Lewa?

>turbodebil IN
>legła shitters in
tikkilands is cooked

Oh no Bobo and Malen???

Koeman what is you doing

>>150581869
Being a bad coach?

foot like a traction engine

Deserved

Ale PIZDNĄŁ

good goal that

>>150579424 (OP)
FRAUDS

>>150581935

Yup.

Absolute tactical mastermind from Koeman

nice shot, great goal

hmm

ummmmmm looked like 1.32cm offside desu

HOWEVAR

>>150579424 (OP)
SAVE US AGAIN BOBO

HOWEVER

he was clearly offside

>>150581982
>>150581987
DENIED

Polishbros, how's the Bednarek-Kiwior duo performing?

That's what you get for playing at 70pct

>>150582002
Referuglu says otherwise

>>150579424 (OP)
so back

>>150582013
They suck, as per usual

>substitute with 10 mins to go
tactical master class

i really like Wiśniewski
he got balls to get it forward

>>150582027
I don't care, they rigged it. I have good eyes.

Help him, Malen you spacker

>>150582069
Can't disallow a blooter like that m8

>>150582082
pure luck that

>>150582053
Kiwior did good against Vardrid in the CL. Are you telling me that we just wasted 27 million euros on a shitty player?

ofc the anglo is the only competent one

>>150582104
He might do well enough against Rio Ave but don't count on him in big matches

>>150582123
Does he speak any Polish without preparation yet?

>>150582123
he sucked dick for 80 minutes straight before scoring

>>150582134
it's ok, we just beat the current champions with lord Zaidu at left back. Maybe we can scam someone in a year or two

>>150582152
has to represent his polish mothers side too

>>150582152
they all sucked dick

Not watching the game currently, how bad is the van hecke injury? Does it look serious?

>>150582136
he's the typical working class anglo, still struggling with the basics of the english language, let alone anything else

>>150582207
ses

>>150582195
Just a bloody nose

>90(+4)
for netherlands

What are they thinking about?

>>150582242
Destruction of Russia & Germany

>>150582242
Watching lewanfraudski wife with her spanish bachata coaches

really embarrassing for holland to not close it out earlier desu

>>150582268

I will forever blame cowman. Dude's starting to compete with Frank de Boer for shocking results.

>didnt lose
this counts as a win

at least the Poles and the Dutch can unite over their love of cash

>turbodebil didn't score
my disappointment is immeasurable

>>150582299
Draw aganist pooland count as lose

Let's unite and laugh at Germany

>>150582306
and bbc

kek

>dudes from Ekstraklasa pulled out a draw (well along with Cash) while shitters from la liga/serie A did nothing
Lmao
Also,
Lewfraudowski fuck off finally.

malen out
memevis out
bobo out
cowman out

>>150582331
our team would unironically be better without him, all he does is wave his hands

>>150582327
lmao

>>150582327
>1 shot
>1 kill

>>150582342

Emegha in
Meerdink in
Steijn in

Also just don't bother going, fifa wc in cum is going to suck ass

My expectations were very low, therefore I am pleased with this match. I definitely saw worse. Seems like the team is in much better shape than it was before. And thank God, we are playing with 4 defenders again. We have way too shitty defence line to even dream playing with three

>>150582359
omega lmao.jpeg

>>150582359
Still dutch are bigger kwabs because slovakia is stronger than proopland

>>150582359
makes me happier than not Poland not losing

>>150582359
oh no no no germanistan sisters not like this.....

>>150582356
Bet, he can go back and sit in the chair while his wife is getting handled by spaniard dance teachers.

>>150582382
wykop dzwoni mirku mireczku mirasie

JUST HEARD THE NEWS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

>>150582444
We can't miss qualifying, unfortunately.

poland played like i do in efootball on steam, run like headless chickens and score lucky goal with the fullback

>>150579424 (OP)
Poopoo game
CAMON SPURDOS

>>150582242
>The light bulbs here suck ass

>>150582359
fills me with more glee than the draw with Holland

>>150581186
>proportionally
lol lmao even

>fill your squad with liverpiss rubbish
>can't beak poland
pottery