Thread 150580462

Who are you rooting for?
Russian satelite state or the German caliphate?

we're shit

Seeing as if I'm German (as well as Italian, English, Native American, and Nigerian in diminishing percentages), I shall root for Germany.

>>150580524
>comfortably top 10
>uh were shit xd
Fuck off nigger.

>>150580462 (OP)
Im not 12 anymore or a woman. I dont care about the National team.

>>150580524
our media said that your team was reformed with world class young guys, and they will be unbeatable in two years

>>150580615
>or a woman.
I dated a german girl and she told me that she doesn't care about the national team, also german kids are educated in schools to not be nationalistic towards sports

>>150580624
wehraboos, all of them

>>150580554
let me be die in peace

slurp

yo dat sauer guy litty af fr fr

Fuck em both

GOOOOOOL

German frauds

Jesus fuck germany if we win our russian cocksucker goverment will be even more popular. Do something ffs

well deserved
>rüdiger
lmaaaooo

>conceding against a relegation side defender
KWAB

absolute state of niggerman ball

The fuck is his problem? Getting owned by a teenager playing in a fraud league

>>150580648
Germans are living under a criminal ethno-masochistic regime that steals Germans of their hope, live-force and future.

Who are the germans blaming if they lose. Plenty of germans on the squad and ozil is gone

>>150580839
Rüdiger of course

I dont care about these shitters. They should have won against england at the euros. It still hurts. I hope they fucking lose.

>>150580861
Hes been absolute shit. Guy is washed

>>150580814
Zeit..

>>150580648
Sports arent nationalistic like foreigners do (which is fyi really fucking cringe), but generally national football matches are a big deal.

>>150580814
is that the name fraud Wirtz has gotten in the british media?

>>150580814
kek
I will say this from now on.

Yep these fuckers got tired after 45 minutes
This will end up 4 1 for germany, I am off

>>150581241
Still here ?

>>150581241
(X) Doubt
rüdigger is such a fucking fraud

>>150580462 (OP)
OHNEINEINNEIN

This is what the German NT deserves for thinking 2 big gorillas can consistently defend.

oh yeah, i'm thinking we're winning it next year bros
TRUST THE PLAN

2-0!!!?

>>150581319
He was always overrated

Based slovakbros

>>150581319
There's a reason he got swapped out this season at his club.

Damn Germany's going the way of their humor

this is karma for Germany's blind support of Israel. the US will suffer a similar fate

GNAAAAAAABRRYYYYYY

I love Slovakia for sending the most beautiful girls in erasmus to Porto. All I know is psik(?) that means doggy. Thanks slovakbros

>>150581628
tell her that shes a picha
it means cute lass

so uh, what's the refund policy on these german players

>>150581319
Reminder that Hagi made a fool out of him 4 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUiuGozplA
Never rated him after that

Are you seriously going to miss this world cup?

Now Germany's gonna start scoring, the notice came in

slovak fans are throwing cups on the german gk lol

>>150581659
Retard
>>150581742
Retards

Man poland is playing horrible

>2-0
Oh my hitler, what's going on

>>150580462 (OP)
imagine signing washed up boomer instead of David Strelec good job retards

>>150581797
They just like us frfr

>>150581659
I don't talk to her anymore luckily because I'm the kind of retard that would definitely fall in love with an erasmus girl whom our first date was go to my house and fuck. She's already in Slovakia this was some years ago, maybe you can tell her that, maybe she'll be your wife kek sorry slovakbro

>>150581818
what

>>150581628
is Erasmus just a sex exchange?

>>150581832
Don't believe him, pica means cunt

>>150581843
Kinda. Apparently there's cases of couples that met while in Erasmus, I know this is the case because I saw a doc on tv once about it with real people
>>150581862
picha also means dick in portuguese so I may say that the next I meet a slovak girl

Es ist vorbei

>>150581899
everyone could predict that with a team full of niggers

Polska not even playing anymore

>>150581925
How did they score then, eh?

MATTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY CASSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We completely fleeced Premier with >Witz and >Wolteschande
230 Mio pounds of pure British sterling sliver in our BundesAccount

Brits are so fuuuuuuking dumb

genuinely pathetic

NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER

>>150581915
You didnt mind them when you won in brazil

>>150582001
that team had one nigger
dont leacture me about my own shithole

>>150582006
kek that was kino

one of the best party hostels i've ever stayed at was in Bratislava

Just saw the score and webms
>rudenigger
Never rated this shitter

At least we gonna win EuroBasket with Kaiser Franz, who cares about Rasenball

>>150582054
Name? I'm bored and Arbeitslos , maybe going for another Eurotrip for a couple of weeks

>>150582020
It's just 4 of them, you still have a long way to become France. Also 1 sandnigger, you probably need 2 turks to win this game.

>>150582106
One darkie is too much, cuck

The west is over

JUST END THIS NOW
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>150582127
who is the guy to the left?

>>150582122
It's Germany, not Croatia. They need the finest and fastest niggers for blundershitga.

>>150581709
first place qualifies directly, second place plays in the playoffs with the best teams according to the NL ranking that didn't made it yet.
Germany as NL semifinalist could place last with 0 points and still be in the playoffs.

>>150582141
our pm

>>150582106
>It's just 4 of them
you have to be kidding
also they are all clinically retarded

a disgrace

>>150582166
he is making Putin look like a siberian elf

>>150582175
Currently on the field.
>also they are all clinically retarded
Nah, you need to double down and get 4 more

Adeyemi has to be banned from everything. I never see anything of note from him Shits the bed in last year's cl final and still hasn't recovered

I feel bad for germany

>>150582230
he has like negative IQ
all our niggers are absolutely stupid

Poland played better than Germany, insane

poor runiger :(

>>150582253
Cuck

>>150582253
you should not. they made their own bed. merkel took a shit in it

240 Millionen Großbritannische Pfund Sterling Silber für die beiden Versager
Zweihundertvierzigmillionen

>>150582277
>>150582293
Trust me, being beaten by a whore is worse than being fucked up by a jeet

>>150582269
Germany lost a few times to Poorland .

OH NNOLNONONONONONONONONO just heard the news hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>150582293
if you ignore that were an occupied country, I guess
imagine bringing poltiics into this shit

germans raus
auslander in

>>150582461
Seemed to have worked for you

>>150582461
the more niggers we have the worse we get

>>150582479
Musiala is the best player in Germany.

>>150582513
You mean Der Kaiser ? Musiala is second

>>150582513
no hes not
also hes not even german

>>150581319
>German black central defenders getting ankles broke
classic. We really have the worst ngubus

german bros.....

>>150581843
yes. Its young Europeans going abrad (no responsibilites).
Its insanely kino.

>>150581319
Rüdiger should have been fired
I predicted this would become the exact same situation as with Löw in 2018
and it is

>>150580764
what a lazy slob.
100% on him.

>>150582640
>Horror
>Blamage
>Debakel
I mean come on, it's one fucking qualifier. We won't even make it out of the qualifier group.

>>150582698
its close to the worst game I ever saw from a "german" NT

>>150580764
Is this common in the Blundershitga?

>>150580524
fpbp

>>150582725
He plays for Real

>>150582725
Rüdiger plays in Spain

>>150582698
>one fucking qualifier
well it's because it's the first time they lost a qualifier abroad

>>150582738
kek
we had these absolute crazy statistics for decades
and the moment we play niggers it gets to shit

>>150582716
You'll bounce back. Humiliation rituals are bound to happen to everyone.
>>150582738
>>150582751
First time ever ever like in the history? Wtf that can't be right.

>>150582256
why are france's and spain's so much better?

>>150582761
yes, we also went to the quarterfinal of every world cup for like 80 years straight

>>150582761
>First time ever ever like in the history? Wtf that can't be right.
yes...
48 matches - 37 wins and 10 draws, now the first loss

>>150582773
omg one of the best 8 teams in europe waow

>>150582864
the world
do you now know what the world cup is, mehmet?

WILLST DU DEUTSCHLAND OBEN SEH'N
MUSST DU DIE TABELLE DREH'N

>>150582871
yes, and you have nothing to do with it. you're a lowly maurer, lol. I think i'll have the verfassungsschutz come arrest u

>>150582901
you certainly dont, you nigger

>>150582905
"won't", not "don't", ronny. doesn't it hurt your pride, trying to converse in the language of the kriegsgewinner and even failing at that?

>>150582950
you mean the german dialect called english
and "dont" is obviously correct
youre just a retarded shitskin

:D

>>150582253
easy lad

>>150582975
oh ronny, losing is just part of your dna. i'll leave now because it's embarassing talking to a creature like you

>>150582997
feeling bad for England would have gotten boring decades ago

Guten Abend, meine Damen und Herren

>der niggershitter
I might have known

bahahaha

>>150583088
>tf
>tp

employ niggers, reap rewards

>Germany losing to Slovakia all but assures Croatia will be Pot 1 in World Cup

THANK YOU BASED SLOVAKIA

>>150583178
good
from now on im rooting for the whitest teams, other than poland

Is it possible for Germany to not qualify for the next World Cup?

>>150583397
If they lose against Norfern Ireland, they are as good as out.
Germany II aka Turkey may yet qualify though.

>>150583397
First in the group is through right away, the second-placed team is in the playoffs. But Germany is in the playoffs either way, I think, because of the Nations League. Either way, with "performance" like that, they won't even beat Liechtenstein
Fuck these faggots, fuck the entire DFB, and fuck our asslicking pussy media

the post-USAIDS era is brutal

>>150580764
this needs a plumberball edit

>>150583866
Don't insult plumbers, Rüdiger isn't even worthy of shining the shoes of plumberball era players. He's not even fit to look them in the eyes character-wise

Top kek rudenigger got his ankles & buck broken

https://x.com/theberneese/status/1963687705444753900?t=1tT5GavKsRnD8uw0JsiGsg&s=19

>>150583397
it's tough. in the playoffs we might face sweden/switzerland, denmark, turkey, hungary, poland/netherlands, belgium/wales, serbia/albania, croatia/czechia

>>150580524
This is the post

>>150584836
heh

>>150580462 (OP)
I always support the underdog. Glad you guys won.

>the good guys won
Yay!

>>150580524
>we
Nah, it's "they": DFB.
They hate us.

>>150595179
what does the DFB have to do with this you schizo?

today i will remind them.
never forget 30/6.

>>150595259
>Was hat der DFB mit der DFB-Elf zu tun?

Sag mal, wer hat dir eigentlich ins Hirn geschissen?

I can't tell you how happy I am to see days like these. Fantastic times.

reeeeeee where is the new bundes - i have a spicy twitter take i wanna post

>>150595318
Don't worry: Same here, and I'm a descendant of indigenous Germans.
>>150595363
What stops you from making it yourself? "The Nailsmeme's New Clothes-Edition" seems like a good starter.

lol

my attempt at filling in where these guys play
I think Stiller is Stuttgart

Germany a fucking shit

ohne deutschland

>>150595278
okay I’ll rephrase it for your low iq brain
what does the dfb have to do with the performance of the German national team?

>>150595820
The DFB is in charge of youth development strategy, large parts of general funding, and selecting the people running the national team. All of these areas show we are fucked. The DFB hasn‘t done anything of note beyond virtue signaling and blowing money in about 10 years, if not more
They even fucked up building their new headquarters. They are incompetent assholes and destroying our national team and more

>>150595960
our squad is still good tho and the team should easily be able to beat Slovakia

I'm really looking forward to watching Strelac play for Boro now

>>150596060
strelec means archer and in Croatia the Croatian version of the word is also used to mean "goalscorer" in football

nomen est omen innit

>>150596086
here, his name literally translates to "shooter".
>>150596060
i was doubting him at the last euros but he got really good since then. hopefully he'll continue to only improve.

>>150595969
Yeah, but the DFB chose Nagelsmeme to lead them. So where are we at? And no one there combats this pussy attitude the entire team has. Get ready for the next generation of overrated bitches (that will still be massively inferior to Spain and France even on paper) - handcrafted by DFB niggers

players looked lazy, uninterested, maybe they think they'll qualify anyway, or maybe they don't care
i feel like wirtz leaving for the fee he did and then having another record fee broken a few weeks later had a bad effect, looks like he's trying too hard

>>150595969
Germany is the largest EU country and has a very rich football heritage to draw from. Of course the German national team should beat Slovakia. But the point is that we have ended up with a bitchmade generation and a bitchmade manager. So who is primarily responsible for that if not the DFB with its „work“ of the last years? It’s their national team essentially, and that team just got raped by Slovakia, we got lucky with 2:0. The nominal stars admitted they weren’t motivated. That’s a massive flaw in attitude, and it’s up to either the manager (chosen by the DFB) to make sure these players get their balls up or don’t get nominated, or it’s up to the youth development system (dictated by the DFB) to ensure we don’t even end up with bitches like these
The team is overrated, and even in theory, it still lacks a lot of quality compared to the best sides. From smaller countries. And yet they can’t even actually try in a real competitive game!

>>150596148
How can you not be motivated representing your nation? Third worldization and americanization are truly the end of nations

>>150583397
Absolutely

How can a country which has a huge talent pool, top 4 league and great coaching of youth lose to some post commie Slavs that have nothing relative to Germany? I will never understand how one cannot utilize this big of an advantage.

beating Slovakia isn't for everyone
Levels innit

>>150598782
you're next. we WILL have our revenge, Charles.

>>150598752
Poland has 10 times the population of Slovakia and you are not much better than them either. At the end is a combination of multiple things

>>150598752
considering your size you're not doing so well either aren't you?

>>150599007
take your chances Jakub

>>150599092
>>150599111
I wrote post commie Slavs you spergs, Poland belongs to this category. Answer the question retards instead of thinking of what I didn't write or what I had in mind. I hate people like you.

>>150599328
>Answer the question retards instead of thinking of what I didn't write or what I had in mind

yea we were shit are u happy now

>>150599138
y-you just wait and you'll see!

>>150598752
genetic superiority of the Slavic specimen