Thread 150581372

Chiefs and Chargers open season in Brazil.
Saquon debuts gold shield award patch.
New rules: kickoff overhaul, touchback to 35, expanded replay.
Amari Cooper retires days after re-signing.
Eagles host Cowboys in season opener tonight.

Football is back bros

• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

Patty Cuckitini

the brown hand...

webm spammer needs to get rangebanned

One of these are not like the others...

National Coward League

what did the Giants mean by this?

REMINDER: to all the /nfl/ regulars,

Do NOT embarrass us in front of the regular season folks.

Keep schizoposting out of the gamethreads. Thanks.

OFFICIAL /nfl/ week 1 power rankings
1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Buffalo Bills
4. Kansas City Chiefs
5. Detroit Lions
6. Denver Broncos
7. Los Angeles Rams
8. Green Bay Packers
9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
10. Washington Commanders
11. San Francisco 49ers
12. Minnesota Vikings
13. Houston Texans
14. Los Angeles Chargers
15. Cincinnati Bengals
16. Seattle Seahawks
17. Chicago Bears
18. Arizona Cardinals
19. Pittsburgh Steelers
20. Dallas Cowboys
21. Atlanta Falcons
22. Las Vegas Raiders
23. Miami Dolphins
24. Jacksonville Jaguars
25. Indianapolis Colts
26. New York Giants
27. New England Patriots
28. Carolina Panthers
29. New York Jets
30. Tennessee Titans
31. Cleveland Browns
32. New Orleans Saints

>>150581418
in unrelated news, passing tds are at an all time low

>>150581435
The white man will lead my Saints into drafting Drew Allar

>webm spammer needs to get rangebanned

KEK

Mindbroken

I like how the bugchasing flyovers pretended like they werent obsessed with my city in the last thread

>>150581421
Can you deduct that on your taxes?

Going to the supermarket to get some food+alcohol for the game. You guys want anything?

>>150581438
Thats where the schizo shit belongs. Oldfags will stay in the comfy general

>>150581410
He is.

>>150581459
You niggas pay taxes?

>>150581455
That chiefskiddie is posting right now

>>150581438
Generals are boring without a few mentally ill people

>>150581457
>bugchasing
what??

>>150581372 (OP)
chat is this real? i swear it wasn't this bad last time i went to game.

>>150581483
I'm not jewish. So, yeah.

>>150581491
Which is why we should keep it in the /nfl/ general and not the game threads.

>>150581438
>folks

>>150581439
>Seahawks
>16
Finally an accurate rankings

>>150581466
three packs of cigs and alcohol in cans i can see from low earth orbit please

>>150581492
It's what they call intentionally contracting HIV in places like San Francisco.

>>150581507
she's so hot, and so DUMB

>>150581494
>coors seltzer
kek, why are raiders fan so gay?

>>150581511
THIS. No more gamethreads, every other sport keeps posting within their respective general

>>150581516
wonder how many trips she makes down to the practice facility's locker room.

>>150581511
Fuck that shit flood the catalog with football. The soccer thirdies had their fun over summer.

>>150581531
who the hell wants to intentionally contract HIV??? What the fuck…that sounds like psych ward behavior

>the WORST DC in 49ers history is now the ST coordinator in Dallas
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh gosh now I'm excited for tonights game

>>150581494
Yes but that's the norm for any stadium, the MLB is probably more expensive than that but they also have much cheaper tickets

>>150581555
I mean, fags are mentally ill so...

>>150581536
That's not what I meant. I mean, keep the autism contained in the /nfl/ general and allow the game threads to live in peace.
>No more gamethreads
/nfl/ threads would reach bump limit within 10 minutes if we didn't have gamethreads.

>>150581422
I do understand this ritual post!

>>150581569
Booze should be free with a punch out system on a ticket that limits you to 6

>>150581532
shes very smart

Is working in a restaurant really as bad as people say? I’m having to get a third job because my wife insists on being a stay at home mom.

>>150581418
>black qbs

>>150581555
You shouldnt say things like this. Why are you so comfortable being openly trans and homo phobic?

>>150581579
Women find this body attractive, actually.

>>150581597
In all generals there's a ritualpost like that with homosexual or trans undertones. It's the LGBT's way of planting a flag in the thread and claiming ownership of it. If you don't chase them out they take over. We used to bully the gays into staying in the closet.

>>150581578
yeah, it would literally kill the muttlover if I had the ability to re-post da flu webms every 10 minutes.

this was so good I thought the audio was messing up and Mahomes was laughing over himself
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1n8gytr/highlight_travis_kelce_takes_his_patrick_mahomes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

>>150581621
Yes.

>>150581569
a 12 dollar Miller Lite is mafia tier

>>150581645
but why is it bad? All you’re doing is serving people food

>>150581578
>/nfl/ threads would reach bump limit within 10 minutes if we didn't have gamethreads.

Idk why we don't do what /F1/ does for race game threads.
>Don't make a new thread until we reach 300 image limit
>Or reaches page 8

would be better than making new thread every 10 minutes.

>>150581621
You get to work with the dregs of society while getting paid poverty wages and if you fuck up someone could die. Working on the line is one of the most thankless jobs in existence.

Bradysknee is a janny. Remember that

>Jalen Hurts, Super Bowl MVP
Who else thinks he plays like shit tonight and they win anyway?

>>150581644
Harry and Ron

>>150581531
>>150581555
>>150581572
Bug chasing is risky behavior which boost your adrenaline while you're fucking. Anyone who has fucked a slutty girl without protection knows this feeling. A part of you is thinking what if she gets pregnant or what if I get an STD but you're too horny to pass it up.

>>150581673
you sound like a schizo

>>150581677
It's supposed to rain, might be hard rain too. It'll be a running heavy game I think.

>>150581662
Management, coworkers, customers, take your pick.

Where’s the week 1 predictions?

>>150581677
not outright shit but it will be pedestrian and i like him

Thank you based jannies

My brownies:).. it's gonna be such a funny season. Flacco will be benched after the first 5 or 6 games because of the insane competition the browns are playing, then shittuer will win 4 games of the next 6 because we play equal shitters and everyone will nut themselves saying he's the answer, then he'll lose out the rest of the year when we get back to playing good playoff teams again, but shittuer will 100% secure the starting role for next season for his middle of the season "success

>>150581644
>reddit
Go back there faggot your kind isn't welcomed here.

bradysknee is the GOAT janny

>>150581418
fake, there is no Josh Allen

>>150581673
This is just blatantly false

>>150581714
Shower

>>150581410
This but statmutt instead. Webm spammer may stay. Statmutt should actually be murdered for really tho u silly hoe

>>150581372 (OP)
>kickoff overhaul
what does this mean? didn't they change it last season?

>>150581714
Are you surprised a chiefskiddie frequents there?

>>150581673
everyone point and laugh at the retard

>>150581621
>>150581662
it’s bad enough working with drug-addict coworkers and loser managers, but wait until you get your first black table. It’s a real treat..
>demand 24/7 service
>always ask for extra shit
>eat half of their food and then complain about it, expecting free food
>complain about menu prices to the server
>lose money on other tables because you’re devoting all of your time to those savages
>no tip

>>150581673
>Deleted
He's here.

>>150581713
would agree but shitdoor is exceptionally bad and there's no window he looks presentable. pj hunter/dtr very obviously weren't it when they were stealing games in 2023. he's about a tier above them which are among the worst modern starting QBs I've ever seen

>>150581771
has been all afternoon.

BRADYSKNEE IS A JANNY

Cowboys are going to win and everyone is going to apologize to Jerry Jones

Cowboys are going to win tonight and then lose to the Giants in embarrassing fashion next week.

Shedoor Sanders is better than Arch Manning but Arch will be a 1OA pick. The Game are quite simply racist, there’s no other explanation for his fall in the draft.

>>150581798
Doxxing is illegal, anon

Eagles will lose and their fans will ask for Sirianni to be fired

>>150581798
Makes sense. He gets paid to be here all the time.

>>150581820
this

TODAY IS THE FUCKING DAY
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>cowsois have a new IDL
guess they'll just have to run to outside and run screens to AJ all game. Awww shucks.

>Rainy day
>Leaves are turning
>Coffee is steaming
>Football is back

>>150581466
Using mommy's allowance? Bradysknee should strip you of your trip again.

why doesn’t Alabama have a pro team?

>tfw just remembered Danny Dimes is the Clots QB
I was going to change my pick em until I remembered that they're playing the Jags

>>150581894
Alabama arkansas
I do love my mom and pop

>>150581910
candidate for lowest scoring game of the week. might end 10-3.

Bitchknees is also a paedophile kike with Asperger's Syndrome kek

>>150581894
They do. They are located in tuscaloosa and wear crimson on saturdays.

im like 99% positive that the majority of sabans teams could of beaten any of the three worst nfl teams on any given sunday

>>150581910
jags play the panthers

>>150581773
True but the browns have a perfect schedule for him the shine in a fake way. Absolutely brutal first 5 or 6 weeks, enough time to bench flacco. Then top tier cupcake schedule for the next 5-6 games to make him look good, then an equally brutal rest of the season as the first 5-6 games. I don't think Gabriel is the answer at all but I think he's better than shitter, but he won't get the nod over shitter because muh racism n shieet.

my wife is taking her son to a supervised visitation to her baby daddy’s house since he just got out of jail. That means I get the big tv in the living room all by myself!
anyways, go cowboys!

>>150581894
Poor and stupid, which is saying something when you consider other states

>>150581939
skill player wise yes, line play would have gotten them somewhere though

>>150581507
>>150581606
Show her feet

For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>Losing the starting job to Danny Dipshit
Just how bad is Richardson?

>>150581894
Too busy running America's Space Force

Prediction: The Bears will go 10-7 and win a playoff game. However, Caleb Williams will look mediocre/bad and Ben Johnson will look completely inept as an offensive HC. Their defense however will be outstanding

>>150581999
>deleted
RIP

>>150582028
If you were at the park and said hey rich throw me the ball there's a 30% chance he'd hit you with the pass and im not exaggerating

>>150582028
He played poorly and quit on the team
Easy decision

>>150582059
(It was the Kiwi)

Saar, bradyjeet, please do the needful!

>>150582028
I'd be shocked if there wasn't 10 guys itt that couldn't beat him in a throwing accuracy competition with 10 different projectiles. the guy doesn't have the hand eye coordination to throw well at all

The fuck is going on?

>>150582044
Having a cheeky laff at our Space Force mate? In a mood cuz you don’t have one? We’ll see who’s laughing when aliens invade. Ya right cunt

>>150581999
the kiwi is next

>>150581723
This person has to buy 2 tickets, right? Or is it 3, because i'd be complaining to the flight attendant if I had that aisle seat.
Furthermore, at some point these accommodations become ridiculous. Airlines need to treat these people like livestock and get them specialized cargo flights

>>150582103
> 10 different projectiles
I love the part in football when you throw things other than a football

>>150581447
Football has always been a running game

>>150582105
bradysknee is having a melty for being exposed. Its like these mods and jannies learned nothing from the sharty takeover after their draconian moderating set those retards off

>>150581951
Oh I meant to say Dolphins, I dont know why I was thinking of the Jags

>>150582105
>>150582133
it's more like the kiwi spoke reckless about bradysknee and now he's lookin for blood

he stripped him of his trip and the kiwi took it like a bitch

>>150582105
The Kiwi is a permabanned VPN flag hopper that the jannies are constantly playing whack-a-mole with

>>150581494
josh harris moment

>>150582028
Colts are cursed, they squandered Andrew Luck and they'll never have another prospect at that level. It's a QB graveyard

Kek

Does anyone have that funny picture of Chris Collinsworth biting his lip?

Fuck bitchknees. I will kick down your door and diarrhea shit in your bed, then roll around in it and splatter it all over your walls and carpet while going
>PRRRRRRRRT
>FART
>MMMPH
>FRRRT
and you WONT DO SHIT YOU PUSSY

Why is Josh Allen considered elite but Jalen Hurts is a game manager? They look pretty equal when i watch them play- id take Joe Burrow or Lamar Jackson over both

>>150582126
he doesn't know

>>150582225
commanders should just go all the way and charge $17.76

>>150582126
>thinks throwing accuracy magically gets much better because a different object is being held
this is why nothing but baseball players win the sb at qb

>>150582262
Jalen Hurts is also probably elite, but he's on the best roster in the league which reduces how much credit he can be given for their success. Josh Allen is on a mid team and obviously elevates it, same as Mahomes and to a lesser degree Lamar. Until Hurts proves he can do the same Allen will be rated higher

i decided to watch the nfl this season
when do the games start?

>>150582262
Because Hurts doesn't get to statpad against the Dolphins and Jets

I've been waiting for so long that I don't even feel like watching this season anymore

>>150582297
2 more weeks

>>150582303
Embiid is just an asshole.

>>150582297
Tonight is just one game, Cowboys Eagles. Tomorrow night is another game, Chiefs Chargers. Then the normal schedule with many games on Sunday begins. Followed by games on Monday nights and Thursday nights

>>150582297
3 and half bongs until Jerry Jones humiliation ritual

>>150582297
3 hours 15 minutes.

>>150582297
About 3 bongs and 30 bings

>>150582240
0 rings

>>150582319
This, dudes an extremely unlikeable cunt. Happy his knees are permafucked and he's going to be wheelchair bound by the time he's 50.

>>150582252
>>150582208
Imagine being a grown ass man and getting bullied online. Bradysknee instructed the kiwi to remove his trip and he obeyed like a little biatch.

>>150582319
and Allen isn't? the Allen Embiid comp is fair. both flop, insane talent and when they're not shitting the bed in big moments they're getting unfairly screwed by shit outside their control.

>>150582338
not the glory hole experience he was looking for

>>150582373
I don't understand how so many athletes fuck this up:
>Play OK
>Don't be a dick
>???
>Profit!

>>150582297
The real season starts tomorrow

>>150582348
thanks! and who do we support?
i feel like i need to pick a team to support this season
or should i let the team pick me?

>Patriots fans

KWAB

>>150582319
>>150582373
The team didn't use him right. He's one of the rare bigs left in the league yet they have him shooting 3s like a faggot.

>>150582389
>>150582389
>and Allen isn't?
No, not really. He's not Mr. Rodgers, but he's not Joel "fuck dem kids" Embiid.

Detroit isn't missing the playoffs you stupid fucks

>>150582404
Serious question, what would happen if a women was dressed like that in your country?

>>150582407
buy the dip on the cowboys

>>150582303
Why shoehorn Lamar Jackson into this image when it’s almost unanimously agreed he will be clowned forever if he doesn’t win a Super Bowl

Cowgoys about to have their bussy blasted

NFL Pickem Starts 9/4 (currently at 92 /sp/tards)
Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65
Password: Rosepink

>>150582423
who has that Josh Allen flop webm?

>>150582433
i liked the eagles in the suberbowl last year
but the cowboys got those hot cheerleaders right? might be worth a look

>>150582430
lmao just like they definitely weren't losing to the Commanders right?

>>150582407
We don't really like either teams but watching the Cowboys lose is always entertaining, they're like the Scousers of the NFL

>i liked the eagles in the superbowl last year

alright fuck off with this dutchie already

>>150582415
Modern NBA is just sad. Dudes like Hakeem and Shaq wouldn't be half the players they were in today's game because of the focus on outside shooting. Ayton and Drummond went from coveted all stars to literal who nothing players almost overnight because of the drastic shift the NBA went through so quickly

>>150582473
Nobody said that, everyone knew the defense was on borrowed time

>>150582407
you support the green bay packers because it's the whitest fanbase with a large population of dutch settler descendants, or you support the new orleans saints because they are also below sea level

>>150582447
Are we supposed to understand this image?
also,
>espn
shant

>>150582431
UAE is pretty liberal specially dubai girls dress like that everywhere

>>150582477
seasons only just getting started though

>>150582487
>green bay packers
i know them from that 70s show! go packers!

>>150582487
and the city of new orleans has a long history of importing subhuman niggers into their land, much like modern danes

>>150582458
for me it's lea

>>150582480
Now teams are just spamming 3's and not playing defense hoping the probability gods favor them. It's a really bad product but their commissioner is incompetent

>>150582407
You support who has your favorite logo/color combo.

>>150581494
Seems fake.
>.71
>.49
>.58

>>150582493
I love the brown pussy lips on your women.

what’s everyone’s home board? For me, it’s /gif/ and /x/.


I’m also Indian and I’m not sure why everyone is such an asshole about it on 4chan.

>>150582522
maybe it's sales tax included?

>>150582488
Just make a throwaway email like everyone else did

>>150582530
>I’m not sure why everyone is such an asshole about it on 4chan.
Turns out flooding IRL then flooding the internet with your compatriots was bad.

>>150582486
Oh ok

>>150582530
don't worry about it. Our broncos are going to bootyblast all these shit teams

>>150582480
>>150582517
NBA went even gayer than the NFL did with the recent PI and QB protection rules

>>150582516
>kelee

My face once my Chiefs beat the Chargers.

is this really what the average Cowboys fan looks like??

>>150582530
>/gif/
Wtf is wrong with you?

>>150582544
no. they are not applying their cookies to my machines.

>>150581494
>the players need to paycuts!
As we do this and slap advertisements all over them

>>150582573
He already stated what was wrong with him.

>>150582517
I loved 90s and 00s NBA.. I stopped watching after the Cavs won in 16 because I hate LeBron and was actually mad my team won and it was some amazing wonderful thing LeBron did for Cleveland.. I started watching a little bit 2 years ago during the playoffs (black coworker and I could watch the games together at work and we could bullshit and shit talk for all of it) and I watched all of last year. It's just such a shit product now compared to how it was

>>150582552
POOPY PANTS

>>150582565
I like her.

>>150582565
why is she fidgeting so much?

>>150582563
My face once my Chiefs beat the Chargers.

NEW
>>>/pol/514822846
>>>/pol/514822846
>>>/pol/514822846

>>150582604
disgusting

>>150582585
I randomly tuned into the timberwolves when they played Kevin Durant and they were playing real defense in that game. If all the games looked like that I would get back into it. The way Anthony Edwards play has appeal to us old school 90s fans but it doesn't look like he's ever going to win anything.

>>150582565
Why her eyes is so big and dumb? She has look of downie jajaja

>>150582573
are you not aware of /gif/'s demographic?

>>150582621
GO PINELLS

Special hour long PTI is on espn right now bros

>>150582584
Fuck you, I’m 5”8 255lbs and PR max 225lbs for 2 reps. White women love me

>>150582626
I completely agree. But I fear it's only gonna get worse. Like you said, silver is 100% inept

>>150582656
>5”8 255lbs
lol fat

>150582604
>Webm spammer you're intentionally trying to bait in /pol/tards to ruin /nfl/ aren't you?

>>150581418
Mahomes is White
Daniels and Hurts are alright
Everyone else is mid to shit

>>150582656
Fat midget kek

>>150582656
Women don’t want anything to do with you. The only thing that would willingly touch a jeet is a moving train.

>>150581418
Man, that's like 5 real black men summed up.

>>150582604
Kek

webm spammer has gotten so desperate for (You)s that he is literally advertising the general on other boards…this is pathetic

>>150582671
>Hurts are alright
Bull fucking shit. Eagles GM is the best in the league. He built a team with the
>1st ranked OL
>2nd ranked DL
>1st ranked RB
>3rd ranked WR
Give Allen, Burrow, Mahomes, or hell even Daniel Jones that roster and they are going to win multiple rings.

>>150582666
>>150582686

>>150582686
Clam down statmutt

Are we all here because every other sport has collapsed into a completely dogshit unwatchable product and football is the only one left that isn't pure ass?

>Figured you picked the fag flag. Kys yourself
retard doesn't know it's the webm spammer

how many today for dakota?

Don't need to hear anymore of /spee/'s copes for this season. Which team is going to be this year's egregious refbabbies?

>>150582706
>he doesn't watch Snooker

>>150581418
where’s Joshua Patrick Ledaveon Allen?

>>150582707
Clam down statmutt

>>150582729
>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.

>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.

>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
The league banned it.

>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.

>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
The league gifted him MVP.

>>150582733
>clam
good morning saar or senor

>>150582706
I still watch boreball and mmgay.. both are getting harder to watch by the year though.

>>150582706
>he's missing out on Tennis

>>150582686
holy fuckin mind broken

>>150582746
It's hard to spell check when you're furiously flag hopping AND you have to do captcha

>>150582746
>Being this new, not just to 4chan but to the Internet as a whole
Kekaroo

>>150582684
>>150582664
>>150582675
literal projection. I’m stronger than you, better looking. White women can’t resist a Hindu BEAST

HOP UP
HOL UP
WE DEM BOYZ

>>150582744
but Hurts spanks all the AFC's golden boys and the league tries to ban the tush push

Ninerbros, not sure how I feel about this season I just hope we finish off strong and carry that momentum for the 2026 season.

>>150582756
Relax sanjay, I've been using the interwebs since before you were born. No one cares

>>150582729
You haven’t seen even the beginning of Queefs refball. With muh engagement it’s about to get so much worse

We all got wood and nails
We turn into hate factories

>>150582775
Please die

>>150582766
If it's a Bills-Eagles Superbowl I guarantee you they ban the tush-push if the Bills lose. Screenshot this fucking post.

>>150582784
No.

>>150582762
That's someone slandering him.

>>150582774
>Doubt

>>150582785
The league and media’s blatant racism and favoring over Josh Allen is bringing bad karma over his career, the robbery of Lamar last year was do egregious that i guarantee you he will never play in a Super Bow- ever

>>150582803
*robbery of Saquon

Indians are the true ayrans, we’re the master race. White “people” are going extinct, their women crave BBC like a dog craves water

>>150582785
Wow. Language.

Rayne is putting the league on notice

>>150582831
broncucks are going to be 7-10

>designated
>shitting
>streets

what percentage of the broncos hype is chiefs fatigue?

Taylor Kelce

>>150582758
>>150582831
>>29404567

>>150582865
40% I'd say. The other 60% is real especially with regards to Nix and the defence. I'm not sold on RJ Harvey or their rookie draft class in general. Feel like people expect way too big a leap from the offence

Goodell “likely to expand season to 18 games by 2026”, per Fox sports

We are now averaging an additional game every 3 years. Which means. y 2040, the football season will be 28 games long. by 2060, itll be 41 games long.

>>150582876
>YFW Travis Swift

seahawks can't hot dog

>>150582883
WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE HECKIN MULTIMILLIONAIRES WHO HAVE TO PLAY A CHILDREN’S GAME FOR 6% MORE WEEKS
WHERE IS THE NFLPA

>>150582865
I hate the queefs but I also hate the broncucks because of the drive. I want the raiders to win the division. Unfortunately, they'll be competing with my brownies for #1 overall

>>150582883
>y 2060, itll be 41 games long.
>11 week offseason
Nice.

>>150582895
Arch would look good in Silver and Black

>>150582895
I always forget that the Browns absolutely loathe the Broncos. I always forget about the Browns too.

>>150582883
Holy heckin extrapolation!

The NFLPA needs to be abolished, they’re literally getting paid millions to play a child sport. The League office should dictate what they can and can’t do without any pushback. Each team should be required to play at least two games a season in another country. It would bring tons of money

>>150582883
Remember when Goodell’s staff cited player safety as a reason to ban the tush push?

>>150582882
The only tard hyping Nix is you because you hate the Chiefs, he doesn't look notable at all

>>150582915
Idk how you could forget, we're talked about every year on how historically bad we are

>>150582931
Goodell is an anti football pussy

>>150582931
Thats only because a lot of his bosses were crying about it

>>150582911
Arch won't look good on any team

>>150582921
I don’t care how much money NFL owners make

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>150582915
it's funny because the franchise elway cucked in back to back playoffs is the baltimore ravens
it'd be like texans fans having a grudge against the steelers for those oilers losses at the end of the 70s

>>150582940
Eh, I think nix could be pretty good. Not all pro best of the generation type, but maybe, MAYBE Phillip Rivers tier

>>150582951
well who the fuck are the raiders tanking for?

>>150582940
You don't know ball, mutt

Excel is the Tom Brady of Productivity tools.

>>150582831
Did someone redeem the card on you today?

>>150582960
I want to see their beautiful brown pussy lips SPREAD

>>150582966
SWABAG

>>150582960
>>150582966
*BBBBBbbbrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>150582921
Mazel Tov

>>150582968
Its not tanking if youre genuinely bad
t. Raiders fan

>>150582911
Arch needs to finish his 4th year in college before anyone will draft him

>>150582961
nuBrowns have rights to all the old Browns' stats, records, and history. No one in Cleveland gives a fuck about which franchise it was.

>>150582968
They're tanking for fun

>>150582966
Kiwicel's been working out

>>150582966
Where is her cock?

>>150583012
Based Chiefs fan

>>150582988
I think the browns and raiders fan should form an alliance. Both fan bases are rabid crazy faggots who support the team no matter what. Both can relate to the others suffering. Both are realistic about how bad their teams gonna be every year... It just makes sense.

>>150582976
>ALRIGHT, PIVOT TABLE ON 2
>VLOOKUP VLOOKUP
>B23 IS THE MIC

>>150583016
I completely agree even if >we have history.....ancient history, but still history

>>150582423
>Parlay of the Floppers
I've been a big poster of the Chiefs/Refs atrocious relationship the last several seasons, and Mahomes being a floppy diva bitch; but Josh Allen is a flopping diva bitch too.
>>150582433
>>150582446
It would actually be funny if Eagles choke it up and the Cowboys get hyped up for a couple weeks before their inevitable march into mediocrity this season.
>>150582565
Here is a good collage of the Dallas Cowboys fan experience.

>>150582458
>bandwagoning
cringe
>cheerleader simp Fandom
based

>>150583026
Ah yeah, another selling point. Both teams have ancient history as being elite, but nothing more than despair since then

>>150583033
>It would actually be funny if Eagles choke it up and the Cowboys get hyped up for a couple weeks before their inevitable march into mediocrity this season
Thats been the norm for years. Only the opponent changes

Wtf is this really what the average Eagles fans mother looks like??

>>150582744
So rules that hurt the Allen and the Bills during the games (and even the changes have been used against them later on)?

>>150582966
>/nfl/ has 0 webms like this during the offseason
Why do only homosexuals stay during the offsesaon?

>>150583051
Eagles already pre-coping about how this game actually doesn't matter

>>150583058
They don't know bout halftime faptime.

>>150583054
It makes you wonder why they only change the rules when it hurts the Bills. Could it be the New York crooks cutting deals with the league.

>>150583066
DON'T POST IT

>>150582895
>still mad about The Drive
Get over it, it wouldn't have even mattered because the NFC would've just eviscerated you guys anyway.

why have the refs forsaken dallas?

>>150583066
>>150583070
I'll take the ban

>>150583076
Did I switch timelines again? Wayne Gretzky won the owl with the Broncos?

What network is the game on, someone pls help me know

>>150583044
is it really bandwagoning when you know nothing of a sport, decide to watch the game late night drunk and somehow seem to prefer one team over the other?
c'mon we've all been there

>>150583086
You will pay for this.
>Raccoon = you
>Cowboy hat guy = jannies

Kenny Clark shattering Statquon Padley's ACL pls

>>150582966
>Cute nerdy ginger girl who sits in the back of the class is actually a kinky slut with a huge spanking fetish

Why couldn't I have lucked into this

>>150582969
Way whiter than you, abo

>>150583076
>Get over it
No. Stay mad over me staying mad though:)

>>150583079
jerruh stopped cutting them checks

>>150583117
Where'd you get this picture of me? I think I looked really cute here.

>>150583091
NBC, Telemundo, Universo

>HOWIE GET A NEW CB2 THIS INSTANT
>KEVIN PATULLO IS A WHITE BRIAN JOHNSON
>WHY DID WE DRAFT MUKUBA IF HE ISN'T GETTING SNAPS
>HURTS IS GETTING BENCHED ONCE MCKEE GETS BACK
>RUN THE FUCKING BALL SIRIANNI JESUS CHRIST
>JORDAN DAVIS TOO SKINNY, TRADE HIM FOR A DE
>WHEN IS NAKOBE DEAN COMING BACK?
>GOEDERT LOOKS OLD

>>150583023
kek

>>150582762
>>150582604
Kek statmutt is a literal fag

Started talking to this beautiful woman from hinge, it will be the first date I’ve had in 5 years. Wish me luck bros

>>150583140
gl bro. hopefully it's not a tranny

>>150583140
try not to mention your activity on this website

>>150583140
Show her this image when you meet her and ask her if it's a gem. If she says yes she's the one

>>150583140
Tell us how big her dick was when you get back

>>150583140
5 years!?

>>150583140
Hope you're not going out tonight because the season kicks off tonight and we would really like you here posting with us :)

Will Taylor and Travis get married during the season or after??

>>150581410
For real. Autism speaks. Fucking schizophrenia speaks. It's annoying.

>>150583164
August 2026

>>150583164
Halftime at the Super Bowl. It's being worked out as we shitpost.

>>150583164
During halftime in the scripted superbowl

>>150583140
They’re still whores and jerking off is still easier but playing with tits is always fun. Remember to shave your balls anon.

>>150583177
>>150583182
>i-its scripted
>watches lile a drone

>>150581372 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UGLY MONKEY LOOKIN THING AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>150583091
NBC

>>150583058
schizos stick around cause they dont have friends or people who love them

>>150583203
Coward

>>150583091
Whoa... Chiefs kings look like that??

>>150583195
I meant the business deal is being worked out, numb nuts.

Nice too see you again frens, very happy that football is back :)

>>150583158
sadly, western women are a nightmare. I’ve been treated like shit in the past and gave up for a while because my ex wife slept with some black guy

Late money coming in for dem boys

Boy I sure hope the Lions end their super bowl drought soon because it's just been so long since their last super bowl appearance when they were in the super bowl

Dak bout to drop 50 on deez bums fr fr no cap skibidi

>>150583214
aw the wittle droney upset?

>>150583247
Dem Boyz might still lose with that defence

>>150583236
lel

>>150583236
NFL champion's hipb owl

>>150583258
No, because I'm literate.

>>150583231
beautiful

>>150583236
Same except the browns instead of the lions cuz I have to get a lions tattoo if they win due to bet obligations. My negro friend from Detroit has to get a browns tatt if they win.

>>150582604
Wow even /pol/ has better football discussion than this shithole

>>150583236
many are saying this

cowboys are winning by 60 points tonight btw desu senpai

>reddit bowl
Bills vs Lions

>ghetto bowl
Ravens vs Lions

>reddit bowl: electric boogaloo
Bills vs Commanders

>>150583231
I hope she cries at night, wondering why she cant find a good man

>>150583271
Many are saying this I'm afraid

>>150583281
Bills vs Eagles and Bills win.

>>150583294
>How you gonna talk shit from outside of the club? You can't even get in!

Will tonight's game be on twitch? The schedule on the channel is and has been blank.

>>150583280
That would be funnier but I don't really care about either of these booty teams so I'll enjoy laughing at whoever loses.

>>150583281
I would call Ravens v Lions the Kiwi bowl, but he's not even actually a Ravens fan

My detroit lions would booty blast both shit teams that play tonight

>>150583231
Reminder that zoomer women are absolutely seething that zoomer boys would rather play video game than play their stupid fucking games like, "I don't want to hang out tonight cause I gotta get up early" followed with "I thought you'd still try to see me tonight sometimes I guess you must not like me as much as you say you do"

so uhhh anyone got any streams for tonight?

>>150583327
Here you go
*pees on you*

I hope the cowgoys are down by 50 at halftime

Fuck, how long is the ceremonial bullshit going to go on tonight? Is kick actually at 8:20 or 9:00 because of pomp and circumstance?

>>150583313
Same. Don't care about the teams and both fanbases are ass. Rooting for a tie or a meteor

>>150583327
It's literally on national TV.

>>150583271
Every board based on a subject has the worst discussion about said subject.
>>150583309
I like it.

>>150583322
Who hurt you?

>>150583338
Lions fans don't own tvs

>>150583329
yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah heeeeeeeeerrrrre weeeeeeeeee goooooooooooooooooooooo

Streaming the game tonight

https://discord.gg/sqWbpaA2Ey

Will he play tomorrow?

>Dre Greenlaw is still battling a quad injury and it's unknown if he'll be able to play week 1 vs the Titans. He first suffered a quad injury on July 31st during practice which caused him to miss some time.

>Greenlaw has went through hell and back to recover from an achilles tear he suffered in Super Bowl 58, which sidelined him all but 2 games in 2024.

>>150583327
Right here lil bro
*spreads anus and shoots liquid diarrhea stream directly into your mouth, nostrils and eye sockets*

>>150583335
lol cornball ass sirianni and the iggles gonna miss the only banner ceremony they'll ever see LMAO!

It's gonna rain...

Xhe's ban evading again isn't he?

>>150583374
a drizzle

almost time for DAK

>>150583374
Lightning bros!

What lewd female fans will the camera man focus on more in this game?

>>150583306
no week 1

>>150583358
>Will he play tomorrow?
No. His team isn't scheduled to play tomorrow, so no. He will not.

>>150583348
My nonexistent dad

>>150583349
We do, they're just tvs that we took out of other people's living rooms while they were at work.

>>150583233
Proofs? All I've seen is the line moving from 6.5 to 8.5

>>150583349
Why would I? I watch gridiron comfortably from your mom's bed

>>150583306
>>150583390
The opening game for the season is done by the Sunday Night Football crew despite airing on Thursday. It doesn't fall under the TNF branding.

>>150583389
Refpigeon fans are all obese balding r*ddit mods, so probably soys

>>150583377
Nerves. Doubt. Overcompensating

>>150583377
at least he shows more emotion than mutthomes

>>150583374
Rayne Man Dak

>>150583374
it's already raining in the suburbs

>>150583338
I'm not paying the cable jew

>>150582966
Based jannies leaving this up but deleting like 10 other posts after it

Funny.
https://youtube.com/shorts/F7B0jDwIp10?

Is it true you really see the Mahomes haircut all over? O haven't been paying attention

>>150583480
You don't need cable to watch NBC.

>>150583203
Say my fucking name, /sp/.

>>150583503
SPENT and RATTLED

>>150583498
ABC didn't stream the big Sat or Sun night games, only replay of it later is free online

Is NBC the same?

PURO

PINCHE

COWBOYS

>>150582966
That's a man...

Teams that are in the wrong division geographically:
Cowboys (NFC East, despite being west of the Mississippi)
Colts (AFC South, despite being north of AFC North Ravens)
They should switch, actually.
Honorable mentions:
Dolphins (ok, they're eastern US, but let's be real, they're in the south)

HURRY UP BROS YOU CAN GET THE BIG TITTY /bet/ LADY IN YOUR DMs

>>150583503
Spencer "Aryan Warrior" RattleGOD

>>150583570
What you do you see her walking down your neighborhood with her boulders flopping everywhere talking herself?

Cowsois are gonna lose, just like she did.

>>150583489
yeah, since like 2010
every single zoomer boy has it

>>150583585
probably start beating my dick

>>150583559
There are a couple easy solutions here. Swap the Cowboys with the Panthers and swap the Colts with the Dolphins. That solves every problem.

You cannot break up or add anything to the AFC North. The AFC North consists of the expansion Cleveland Browns, the Paul Brown Browns(Bengals) and the Baltimore Browns(Ravens). Plus the Steelers, the arch rivals of the Browns.

>>150583585
I listen. I'll always listen when a strong intelligent Queen is speaking

>>150583603
Brilliant!

Dumbass Saints fans are now bandwagoning Nussmeier instead of Drew Allar. Dumb fucks.

>>150583603
I didn't know the Bengals were also the Browns. Fucking Browns.

>>150583503
ZUNGAZUNGAZUNGAZENG

>>150583634
Nussmeier belongs to my clots thoughever

>>150583634
>Poo Allar

>>150583603
>talks about history and rivalries
>suggests breaking up the NFCE

>>150583603
browns-bengals is probably the most aborted rivalry in all sports. they even look like each other and it's completely wasted

Haven't been in this shithole since the owl.
Can't say I missed it!

>>150583676
Browns and bears should get swapped

>>150583559
>>150583603
Kill yourselves.

>>150583634
>allar
Oh, that faggot that needed refball to barely beat my un-ranked Gophies and then bragged about it right after? Mid-ass cocksucker. He's the next Blaine Gabbert.

Am I the only one who doesn't gamble?

Will PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump be at the game tonight?

>>150583710
I don't(now)

>>150583711
He will personally fly a B-2 Spirit over Lincoln Financial Field and bomb it.

>>150583674
The NFC Least is the most overblown set of rivalries in the NFL. The only real aspect of any of them is that everybody hates Philly fans because they behave like subhumans. They'll do enough to piss off the Panthers fans if you give them enough time. Meanwhile Dallas is kind of a nothing franchise. Washington isn't even the Redskins anymore so they can't even lean on that. Dallas belongs in the NFC South.

>>150583710
No. Last year I was watching the Bills-Chiefs game and this dude sitting next to me kept trying to talk about his bets with me. I was friendly but it was pretty clear I wasnt a degenerate gambler so he started talking to other people about it. Also cute girl.

>>150583710
eventually there's going to be a 60 Minutes or something about betting apps destroying people

>>150583724
Holy fuck, I wish I could vote for him a 4th time.

>>150583711
It depends. Will there be little girls on the booth?

>>150583730
>Also cute girl.
Welcome to the Internet.

>>150583696
yea hes shit

>>150583747
He said Trump, not pedo joe.

Should I start Cooper Kupp or George Pickens for my Flex

>>150583710
I'm in a 20 dollar buy in fantasy league (mostly because paid leagues get more engagement) but that's it. People who get really into sports betting don't even like sports and it's cancerous to try and talk with them

>>150583674
3 teams there are part of the same megalopolis, then you Dallas way over there, you'd think they would change it just because of logistics, since all those teams play each other twice every season, Dallas Flying up to the northeast, and everyone having to fly out to Dallas all the time. Same thing with the Dolphins being 1,200 miles away from the teams in their division. Think of the carbon credits!

>>150583335
most games you can trust the kickoff time but i don't know about this one

Pizza is almost done. Will post pics soonish

the 33rd degree of freemasonry is the highest degree one can attain.

the founding fathers who built america and freed it from brit-judeo control were all freemasons.

cooper dejean of the american eagles wearing 33 iced the ccp colored chiefs with a pick 3+3

conspiriminder

>>150583374
over just in time

>>150583820
it's gonna back build.

can you frens spoonfeed me a stream please

>>150583847
Twitch.tv/primevideo

>>150583725
trvth

Putting Broncos over Titans as my Eliminator Challenge pick of the week

>>150583856
not tonight
>>150583390

Guys football is about to start

>>150583847
https://sportsurge.net/

>Rain

It's over. Barkley will drop the ball.

the last nfl game I attended was bills steelers where stevie johnson dropped a game winning catch then blamed god on twitter

>suicide is now "Survival"
>auction draft is now "Salary Cap"
why is fantasy football so fuckin' woke now?

I saw Temuqueen sucking off Mark Davis... My world is broken.... The love of my life...

>>150583856
I have prime but they dont show football live here

>>150583893
thanks buddy, you're the only chiefs fan that I tolerate

Is there anything more cancerous than Philly """"""fans""""?

Philly has the ugliest white people

>media dick riding Cowboys already

Every year....

>>150583847
No, but you have over an hour to go find it on 4plebs. Every sportsball game on /sp/ and every SNL / Survivor watch thread on /tv/ someone asks and someone gives it to them. I'd rather not get downgraded to SD because of too many people on the stream. Or have to go to knockoff meffstreams with all the popups.

>>150583914
Shut up retard, Mark was never gonna fuck you.

>>150583931
b-b-b-b-b--bbut they are the most popular team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't you see all the mexican in dallas with the prescott jerseys?

>>150583921
because they all eat cheese wiz and fentanyl

>>150583931
Why do they care so much about this shit franchise? Is Jerry paying them?

>>150583933
Mark Davis only fucks 6 foot autistic Latinas

>>150583903
>stevie johnson dropped a game winning catch then blamed god on twitter
LOL

>>150583954
And the city of Oakland

As a neutral, I win no matter what tonight. Some fanbase will be mocked tomorrow

>>150583970
Aye bitch how much ghb you want? Fuck it this is enough. Next!

>>150583970
roger such a r9k autist cant even make eye contact with that cutie

I miss the early 2010's meme games, brehs...

>>150583903
Kekarooooooo I remember that! Also we're old as fuck that was 15 years ago...

>>150584008
>Vick
he was never good
why do Tiktokfags try to convince me otherwise?

>>150583997
He's married to a MILF. He doesn't need that irrelevant whore

>>150583970
>serving crapweiser trash to fans
Why does Goodell hates Brasil?

>>150584014
That game is too old for Kliff Kingsbury to fuck.

this black chick is so annoying lol

>>150584008
We're getting old bros

>>150584051
Janny get this one too.

>>150584054
>tfw haven't had a Happy Hour bread in years

>>150584051
Maria Taylor? She's /our kween/

Late 2000s early 2010s is when the NFL was peak sovl

>>150584080
It seemed like things could only keep getting better then lol nope

new thread when

>>150584126
Hopefully never. nu-/sp/ is shit.

who are the biggest tush push babbies

Here ya go
>>150584075
New
>>150584075
In a few

>>150584099
My chiefs wuz elite already almost top 10

>>150584140
>>150584140
Bread

Let the 2025 NFL season begin

>>150584152
Retard

>>150584163
Forgive him for he knows not what he does. We will recycle anyways

>>150582125
I agree Anon, I travel a lot for work and sometimes get stuck by these monsters... that thing should be forced to buy out the entire row or travel like a cow.