Thread 150582936

Gene edition

Fuck Gene. Shout out Dan Murphy.

>>150582956
miss cheech

where my Mac the Moose dawgs at

she'll have a breakout season this year I guarantee it.

WHYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS KICK ME WHEN I'M
HIIIIIIIIIIGH
KNOCK ME DOWN TILL WE SEE EYE TO
EYYYYYYYYYYE
FIGURED HER OUT I KNOW SHE MAY NOT BE MISS RIGHT
SHE'LL DO RIGHT NOW

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>>150583018
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>>150583018
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Just learned about the Trans Canada highway

>>150583167
Ye they named it after you

bros I have a fever
when I die I want the Flames to lower me in my grave so they can let me down one last time

Johnny Hockey meet Johnny Transit
kwab go flames

Red Wings are going to lose so many fuckin games this year but that's okay because atleast I'm not living in a lgbt dystopia in Canada

Ya true you just live in nigger town usa, or perhaps you live in the palestinian suburbs

>>150583096
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Transmetropolitan
Yip ay ayyyy

>>150583240
Cope Nigton, TX is comfy

All the national stuff has to be bilingual
>maximum
vs
>top speed

>>150583283
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

start the fucking preseason gary
NFL is already on

>>150583337
Dallas Starboys versus Philidelpia Flyin Eagles who do we got

>>150583337
Oh shit time to tell myself im gonna watch football this year and then turn it off 10 minutes in to the first game

>>150583255
Americans think about Canadians as often as Taylor Swift thinks about you.

No one is reading that image nigger town

>>150583371
Taylor Swift thinks about the posts I made on /b/ often

>>150583355
I'm watching baseball cause fuck Roger Goodell, and also baseball is actually pretty good
interesting year

You wouldn't last one day here in Nigger Town with thin skin like that

Yeah this is the hockey thread, im not discussing football, especially with some nigger from detroit.

>>150583427
what's your favorite Bret Hart match

>>150583427
Elliotte friedman says it's pronounced "detroy-it"

>>150582974
here i am!

Spittin Chiclets and TJ Oshie.
Greatest interview ever.
>Oshie played football, basketball, and hockey through high school
>From lower class background (divorced parents, raised by mother on a dairy farm)
>Grew up fantasizing of being a pro basketball player
>Dad literally threw away every mailer they got from "Hockey Academies" and "Summer Camps" and private coaching lessons
>Had literally zero formal coaching
>Played high school hockey
>Finds travel hockey concept gross and repellent (good call, fren: That's where the Leaf pedos are)
>Couldn't fathom college-hopping due to ice time or NIL cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82r_1ebJsRI

The quintessential American hockey player.
Just a natural athlete who's like, "Shit, I'm better then all these tryhards. Guess I'll just do this."
Literally the complete opposite of everything we've heard about the unathletic "superstars".
Literally the complete opposite of Mitch Marner.

I dont talk about wrestling with niggers from detroit.

*bangs on the glass*

>>150583494
I think about Canadians the same way I think about Britbongs or crinkly New Englanders:
Cautionary tales. See how they live, and always do the exact opposite.

battle on the boards and the puck comes loose
defense falls back, but its just no use
charging up the wings, turning on the juice
slapshot! shoot! score!
you just can't stop the moose

>>150583508
nigger post from nigger town

Ok, ignore this advice
When the best player is in the slot. You should probably mark him

>>150583474
based :3

elias pettersson is and we always be a perimeter player

>>150583526
The slot? Sorry, boss. You'll find me on the perimeter

>>150583545
more like skeletal player

>>150583468
Fake, affected accents are the norm in podcasts and from YouTubers.
Suddenly, everybody from Ontario sounds like Don Cherry's dad (IRL there's barely any accent, anymore), everybody from Boston sounds like Ben Affleck doing a parody accent, and every desperate wannabe grifter finds some word he can intentionally mispronounce so he can impress us with his deep, cultural roots.
It's so gay.

Seattle, you've outdone your last third jersey option, and I liked that jersey
a lot; this one is better on a magnitude of order

TIL "slot" is a hockey term
huh

>>150583566
Nigger post from nigger town