Thread 150592373

Eagles vs Cowboys is on right now.

Football is back.

>should we have the NFL players eating meat like meat pies as they should?? as its proven that animal protein is objectively superior to all other """protein""" and only the flesh of animals can sustain you
>no we dont want the goy eating meat, make the official food of the NFL something kosher and vegan

>>150592373 (OP)
This is a Kiwi-free general. Just one time. Yes, that includes your American flag Penn Jilette-posting persona. Just sit this one out.

Fuck las fagass

I have to play pickleball at 9am tomorrow but I want to see this end of this game. Life is suffering.

Hurts sucks

These AI commercials make me wanna do something very bad

Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

@grok which is a larger number, 7 or 3?

>>150592657
the amount of fake processed protein bullshit out there now is insane. i stick with eggs and beef and milk.

>>150592715
Don't become a falcons fan bro

>AJ Brown 0 catches or targets
KWAB

>>150592708
Ah well, it was worth a try

hahahahaha, beat ya again, faggot.

This is the point in the game where the Eagles start to bleed out the clock

Would have posted in the Eagles vs Cowboys game thread but it’s a retarded sticky for some reason?

Also, Lions are winning the Super Bowl this season.

I WEAR A MEAN DARK PAIR OF SHADES
AND YOU CAN'T SEE MY EYES
UNLESS MY HEAD IS BENT

Oh fuck, they're playing again?

get this dogshit play out of the league man
refs cant even spot the ball correctly for it

>>150592775
That's kind of been their strategy with Sirianni, get up a score or two then just kill the clock

>>150592824
It's so fucking effective too.

>burn a 2nd half timeout, let the defense rest
They will regret that

Wait, people are that hard up for football they are watching a cowboys game? Come on now guys sunday isn't THAT long from now.

>>150592824
I think Patullo has been running too many under center runs actually. Need more straight inside zone runs.

boring game. too many commercials.

i don't watch much football but what chance do these plucky underdog eagles have against america's team? seems like the eagles are getting really lucky.

>>150592970
trvke. only the sunday games are good

Dropping in to say NFL is gay and rigged and you guys are basically just supporting reality kardashian TV

>>150592919
Hmmm what team plays between now and Sunday that might have mindbroken you and made you try to bait like this every day?
The Chargers?

weather delay killed the iggles
rest in piss

OUT OF TOUCH

>>150593000
Drop into this bussy

>>150592373 (OP)
what team is gonna save Gruden from barstool?

my parlays got smoked because jalen FAGGOT can't pass

>>150593020
Temuqueen

>>150593003
Anon you may have missed a discord message or two because this is the first post I've made like this, tonight is the debut of the season, this post wouldn't make any sense any other time. What shadows are you boxing at here?

Jerruh made a call to his weather jew friends to bring in the lightning

Lucky Star song

>>150593035
he needs to stop suing them first

>>150593047
>Jews control the weather
Based

Jalen Hurts sucks a fat disgusting cock.

>modello commercials all about blatant spic stereotypes and alcoholism
Based?

>>150593035
Alabama

>>150593067
that one nig is still suing the league

I'm superstraight and hate fags but if my Eagles win I will install grindr for the first time.

>>150593051
Madonna sucks and you do too

Am I gonna have to put up with AI commercials all fucking season?

>>150593046
Afraid I didn’t read your new backstory. Flag on.

>>150593084
This week?

>>150593082
you just blew my mind

campbell has played really well

>>150593103
would be the most kino final chapter for his coaching career. he would def win a natty.

Yep. This game is over, the Eagles are just gonna run the clock out now.

What a shit game, jerked off but didn't get the finish

>>150593118
LSU would be most kino but he would get too much pussy to focus

>>150593133
it was a great game before the delay, respect that the cowboys went all out

This should have been an eagles blowout if it weren’t for the refs and all this other ridiculous bullshit

>>150593102
yes

How is this sois team different from the mcsharthy or the garret teams?

Why is there a nigger living in that guy's phone

>>150593185
And Andre Carter getting himself ejected like an idiot

>>150593185
which is why the refs and other ridiculous bullshit happened

>>150593172
No it wasn’t. The Eagles played below their level, lost their best defensive plauer and the Cowboys still couldn’t threaten them. It was a dull game with a conclusion that was inevitable, like everyone expected

Reffies still undefeated.

Bow down before muh reffies.

no flag on that shove yet again

I buy bottom of the barrel razors but a lot of people will probably fall for the team razors which just makes me wish I came up with the idea.

>>150593133
I stand corrected. The Cowboys actually got two straight stops.

>>150593260
Why is he going out of bounds when the Eagles should be killing clock anyway?

Dak regular season heroism incoming

>>150593260
no way that should have been a flag

>>150593290
What about the other two or three times?

>>150593277
low iq

>>150593260
lmao oh no no no
Save us reffies!!

Iggs d will have to win it because the o went home during the delay

>>150593260
He peacefully tush pushed him out of bounds :)

>>150593309
when he hit the camera guy? no way
stop treating qbs like babies when they are trying to run

Huh. If the Eagles lose this game they could easily go 0-5 to start the season.

CD Lamb dragon soon

Chiefs vs Chargers is free on Youtube so none of you faggots need to beg for a stream

Guys I'm starting to think Jalen Hurts isn't the best qb in the league anymore

Fuck Beyonce is gross

>>150593345
>jewtube letting everyone see the chiefs get a rigged W
hmm....

>>150593345
I wouldn't anyway
shan't be watching

>>150593345
Not watching that anyway

You gotta catch that

>CeeDee Lamb
Never hype this retard again

I don't want anyone to tell me Ceedee is a top 5 receiver EVER again

Lamb fucking blows

Wow, that was the game winner and he dropped it.

I'd have caught that

That was a perfect laser throw
Regular season Dak is a beast

>>150593429
also Quinyon

Ceedee dropping everything

>>150593454
Yeah the fuck was that. That was a game ended handed to him and he dropped it. Cooper would have made that play.

>4th & 3
>giving a vaunted SB defense the 2 minute warning
why? they're punting arent there.

Lol

The absolute state of CeeDee

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahaha

ceeDOGSHIT

>CeeDee Lamb
more like
CeeDeez DROPS

Luckly the Eagles corners all have fucking bricks for hands too lmao

>defending champs
>barely survive a bottom 5 cowbs team

maybe dallas should have traded GB for christian watson or something?

Classic Chokelahoma CD

Cowboys defense actually played really well. They stopped the Eagles on two drives which is amazing and the offense did fuck all to capitalize.

lmao
>runs off to the medical tent

The season opener of all time

I hate the Cowboys so fucking much. There was a great chance for some classic Welles posting and they blew it.

>Pass dropped
>Pass dropped
>Pass dropped
>Pass dropped
Low IQ play calling

Lamb status: Sheared

On the real the Chiefs are gonna smack the Eagles though if they play like this next week
Cowboys should have won. CeeDee is not WR1 material

>>150593645
lel

what the fuck, that was NOT a designed run up the middle. that was an actual pass play

>The Philadelphia Tush Pushers and their QB that can't throw past 10 yards.
I'm thinking this semen slurping sport isn't for me.

Never mind that ninja faggot on xhwitter, how do these fucking WRs getting paid TENS of MILLIONS of dollars wearing STICKY GLOVES not just receive the passes?

Need some Dallas sports radio links

ceedee have money in the iggles or what's going on

The Chargers are worse than homeless tranny bussy

HOW DO YOU NOT SPY HURTS IN THAT SITUATION?!

>Eberfluke
nice qb spy jackass

>Ack Dresscott
>Cee Deez Drops
>Dallass Cowsoys

>>150593698
Why? You're just going to be disappointed. Everybody expected this to be a blowout loss for them after the trade.

What contract do you think Ceedee Lamb deserves?

The Cowboys are a joke and I'm taking the Eagles out of Super Bowl contender status until further notice.

>>150593712
Easily, you have fucking hilariously bad defensive coordination

I told you the Niggles would slump
They are not winning the division

what is the crowd saying? Also, funny how VHS Lamb was taunting the crowd earlier in the game and now he has to be a good little humble groid on the sidelines.

>>150593712
As soon as I saw the backfield clear out, I knew Hurts was gonna run

>CeeDee Scam
>CeeDee Sham
>CeeDee "I CANT MAKE A" Grab

Well did Kenny Clark do anything for Dallas?

whether by 40 or by 4, 1-0

>>150593760
If the Eagles don't win it then the Giants are going to meme their way to a division title.

>>150593756
Carter plays almost every snap and is like 3/4 of their pass rush. The CB2 is a problem though, other than that the offense looked great even with AJ clearly hurt and the delay killed both offenses.

>Chargers offensive line
Joe Alt - Shit - Dogshit - Potential Fraud - Shit

Always love some Skyuuppp seethe

>>150593715
>>150593758
You could ask a casual fan who never watched football and they would tell you, you probably should put a spy for Jalen in that situation. Trash.

that game got me all horny for some bussy
*takes out my throbbing hard cock*

>>150593778
CD actually stands for "catch dropped" lamb

Man, Iggles look flike ucking dogshit. That was a spiritual blowout. If the Cowsois didn't have the lucky redzone fumble or if Lamb caught any one of those three balls, it would've been over. I can't imagine any top 16 team losing to the Iggles tonight.

1. Ja'Marr Chase: (Cincinnati Bengals): $40.25 million
2. Justin Jefferson: (Minnesota Vikings): $35 million
3. CeeDee Lamb: (Dallas Cowboys): $34 million
4. D.K. Metcalf: (Pittsburgh Steelers): Approximately $33 million
5. A.J. Brown: (Philadelphia Eagles): $32 million

#3 and 5 paid WRs did jack shit tonight

I’m always excited for football to comeback and then I realize 95% of the games suck

Never in doubt

How is Skeeeup handling it?

>>150593801
>the offense looked great
The Cowboys don't have a defense.

The Chiefs, Rams, Broncos and Bucs are going to blow the Eagles out in the coming weeks.

CD KWAB of the GAME AWARD

>>150593808
OOOOOO SHEEEEEEEET

>>150593818
Yeah the Redskins are going to run away with the division.

>>150593801
i think either bennett or mac mcwilliams gets all the reps in practice over the mini bye
either that or they move dejean outside and figure something else out with the nickel
they CANNOT run adoree back week 2

AH TOLD YA SKEEYUP YA CAIN'T COUNT ON DEM BOYZ SKEEYUP. ALSO YA GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU FUCKIN DEM INTERNS NOT JUST HARRASSIN' 'EM SKEEYUP

Well that was a game I guess

Is Q cursed?

zapped lamb

I can't tell if Zack Baun is white or lightskin black

Wow imagine if dallas had a star edge rusher who could contain a running QB and keep him from running for 2 tds, ashame theyve never had a player like that. Thanks jerry.

>DallASS
>Dook Poopscoot
>Ceedeez Nutz

>>150593656
I’m waiting to see how we look against the Chargers before I get too cocky. Our offense could still be a question mark without Rashee. Need to see how Worthy has progressed, whether Kelce is washed, if Hollywood can play a full game, what the suss RB room can manage to do. If Worthy is legit, Hollywood is a legit #2, Kelce can still ball, and Pacheco can still run, we should blow out the Chargers and beat the Eagles we saw tonight

>>150593845
That's not going to happen. Especially not the fucking Broncos lmao.

How many teams’ fans here are 1-0?

>>150593820
metcalf doesnt belong anywhere near this list, holy overpay

>>150593817
nice

>the "best defense in the league" made Dak Prescott look elite
I think he only had ONE incompletion that wasn't from drops

>>150593863
there's a reason he's not a WR

>>150593845
you're very hopeful
you really think AJ Brown will be this quiet in the coming weeks?

>>150593820
since >black qbs can't throw you'd think it's time for the wr market to crater like the rb market did.

>>150593856
to be fair, the cowboys entire offense is based on moving CD away from the CB1 of the other team, but Adoree was horrible. It was really the biggest flaw of the defense (without Carter), and the Cowboys just picked on Adoree every play.

>>150593857
We need them to get back together. I need Shannon trolling Skip about the Cowgirls.

>>150593860
I actually enjoyed seeing the defenses make plays after the delay.

>>150593856
I'm just hoping Vic will feel comfortable with Bennett soon and it'll be like DeJean taking over for Maddox last year. That really turned the defense around. Vic doesn't like playing guys that haven't had time practicing.

>>150593877
He's genuinely a better WR1 than ceedee and arguably better than AJ aswell

You will never win another Super Bowl. You have no elite quarterback, you have no consistent defense, you have no good coaching. You are a redneck team twisted by arrogance and false hopes into a crude mockery of your legacy.

All the "hype" you get is two-faced and half-honest. Behind your back, NFL fans mock you. The NFC East is disgusted and ashamed of you, and your rivals laugh at your playoff failures all around you.

The NFL is utterly repulsed by you. Throughout decades of evolution have allowed your opponents to detect frauds with easy efficiency. Even your division titles who "look ready for January" are uncanny and unnatural to a contender. Your history in the Wild Card Rounds and Divisional Playoffs is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get your drunk fans to attend a playoff game, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they see your quarterback perform poorly in a playoff game.

You will never be happy. Your owner wrenches out a fake smile every single fall and tell themselves that they're going to win the Super Bowl, but deep inside you feel disappointment creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your season under the unbearable weight.

Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll enter December, play down to your competition, miss the playoffs, and plunge into the cold offseason. Your fans will watch you, heartbroken and angry that they have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of another failed season. They'll look back to the past and relive the highlights of the good old days, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will see that every year on the Super Bowl championship banners start with the number 19. Your team will fade and be erased when football is gone, and all that will remain of your legacy is your string of playoff failures dating back to the start of the 21st Century.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

LMAO GERIATRIC JONES PAID CEEDEE INSTEAD OF MICAH

>>150593873
>coping about the Broncos defense
It's Bountygate 2.0 time bitch

>>150593891
AJ actually looked hurt ngl

hmmm....

>>150593910
Put the crack pipe down

If there was a ranking for the most nigger sounding QBs Hurts would be #1.
I can barely understand him.

>>150593916
And also thought Micah's name was "Michael" that's the level of dementia he's on.

The game peaked at kickoff.

Jim Harbaugh got the wrong offensive coordinator for Herbert

Did you like it?

>>150593891
I don't see why not. All those defenses are way better than the Cowboys without Micah Parsons.

>>150593912
Madness. But by next season people will have totally forgotten this game and still be talking about him as a top 5 WR

>>150593917
>Bountygate 2.0
You have my attention

>>150593926
Ceedee is over-rated and is maybe the 8-9th best WR in the league, aj brown is a dink and dunk screen merchant.

>>150593845
Eagles do have a tough schedule coming up
>@Arrowhead
>Rams
>@Bucs
>Broncos
@Giants (and dat pass rush)
@Vikings
Giants
>@Packers
>Lions

at this point they might be 2-7 to 3-6

this was the first preseason game for the eagles starters and tards are already taking victory laps

>>150593928
Have you heard Lamar talk?

>>150593934
Did anyone like a game being delayed over an hour because of "scawy wain"? No jewdell they did not.

unc and ocho starting https://www(dot)youtube.com/live/MfgGYbJ5SNk?si=QItp3SGQGmNm6xM3

>BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL
BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL
>BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL
BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL
>BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL
BREAKING: CD LAMB WILL BE IN NYC NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DROP THE BALL

>>150593925
is there one about black receivers and catch rate?

>>150593925
Oh shit I forgot about Brisket. He's in the Cardinals now

>>150593928
No way buddy, Lamar is far and away #1
Hurts just sounds like an old school, smooth-talking black guy. That’s why Jordan likes him

>>150593932
Jim Harbaugh just wants to autistically run the ball every play. He doesn't give a fuck about Herbert.

Can the Eagles be beat? they don't seem to have a single weakness. The five time world champion cowboys just lost to them.

>>150593928
how new?

>>150593965
No, the (((media))) doesn't make special news articles about >black WRs.

They talk about Parsons like he’s coming back for Dallas soon

>>150593932
Yeah but he's the perfect OC for Lance. Herbert is going to get injured and then traded away like Smeth.

>>150593818
it's the first week everyone looks like shit. that warmup before the restart is probably the hardest those lazy faggots practiced in two weeks

>>150593928
Lamar took speech lessons

>>150593970
>Hurts just sounds like an old school, smooth-talking black guy
KEK no. He sounds like he came straight out of da hud.

Eagles fans are trash, CeeDee Lamb was hit illegally on a play earlier in the game. That’s why he went into the tent. Cowboys are winning that game 9/10

>>150593950
I wanted to refute this but I was unable to even at my maximum intellectual output.

>>150593977
I was honestly impressed that the Cowboys defense stopped them on two straight drives in the 4th quarter to give their offense a chance to win the game.

I'm happy the niggles won, but they sure looked like dogwater doing it. I wanted them to come out and shitstomp dallass. Was hilarious watching the sheep lose the game so many times in a row though.

I'll give it a 8/10 rating for a season opener. Could've done without the weather delay but the shitposting in the sticky was pretty kino so I'll let it slide.

Remember to spam NFL threads hard to spite povertyball faggots

>>150593934
No. Jalen scrambling is boreball. Fuck you Rodger

>>150593998
He sounds like he should fuck my tight white pussy

>>150593996
What a shit game

>>150593997
you love to see it

>>150593965
I wonder if analytic nerds account for chimping out before a game starts and getting kicked out and suspended or killing drives from babooning around

>>150593996
>Saquon non-existent
>Eagles defense didn't show up until the 3rd quarter
I told you they were missing the playoffs

>>150593934
Mother Nature just lost him like 50% of the potential zoomer fanbase

>>150593986
Smells like cope unless all the other deep playoff teams from last year also struggle to beat teams with significant losing records.

>>150593934
I've seen worse. That faggot ass ai slop commercial should get people fired though.

Mr Beast and Saquon linked up for Tron. I'mma finna KEEP it.

>>150594028
He did not say that.

Dak spit on Jalen? Man, Black lives matter least of all to Black men. It's pretty weird. The number one COD is their fellow Black men, stats show. Why?

Oline baby
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absolute state of texicans kek

>>150594044
Funniest way I've ever seen a team lose, and I'm a raiders fan!

>>150593970
I thought it was because he kept it on the DL

>>150594022
we need a stat for WR chimpouts, you are totally right
>unsportsmanlike conduct
>drops
>blow ups at teammates
>not bothering to block on runs
>jogging on routes where they aren't the intended WR
all could go into it

>>150594057
>commiefornians burning the flag of the state they all eventually move to
Hmm...

>>150594056
Saquon is spiritually white

>tfw smugly picked against America, and went with the Cowgirls
>tfw will probably be the only /sp/eetard already at the bottom of the Pick Em league

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>150593996
Whoa. So this is the power of black qbs?

>>150594073
The George Pickens rating

>>150594041
>Texans colors yugioh guy wearing Vikings hat

You're lucky they aren't playing this year. This pic you keep spamming is still retarded

>>150594013
>loose brown bussy
Ftfy shartycaca

>game 1 of the nfl season
>every conversation piece is already people whining about their fantasy teams
Oh joy.

remember: don't spit on your opponent, but rather spit in the direction of your opponent

>>150594080
>anyone who doesn't like our zionist spic infested shithole is from commiefornia o algo
kys paco

>>150594080
>implying
The new hip state for us Californians to move to is Tennessee.

well that was gay

>>150593952
>at this point they might be 2-7 to 3-6
you are delusional
take your meds

>team with inferior players, first game advantage, refball, and 3 hour delay advantage loses
fuck dudes, they must've cheated

>>150594105
That was in SoFi, which is in commiefornia. Retard. Seethe more.

CD lamb is a fucking bum. 4 drops this game, 6 all of last year. dak is a saint for taking the blame for these fucktards all these years.


if you're making jettas and chase money any of those four drops (and that near dak INT that was his fault after the mongoloid slilpped) are plays you NEED to make

also hope landon dickerson is seriously hurt for the rest of the year. smart move playing him a month out from partial meniscectomy kek

>>150594118
State the wins in that part of the schedule, without inciting everyone to laughter

Reply to this post if your team is undefeated. Not so fast Cowchuds

>>150594128
holy (((texican))) cope

My main take away from this game is that even tho they're super bowl champs, no one fears this E-girls team

>most of the starters' first live game action since the super bowl
>1-0
I'm a happy guy

>>150594139
feels good

>>150594089
You would've looked like a genius if CeeDee could catch a ball that hit him in the hands.

>>150594143
>xhe's drunk and seethe like a tranny, throwing her diaper bag at the wall hoping to make something land
kek

>>150594105
>cali spics catfghting with texas spics

I'm drunk.
What I miss?

>>150594173
i'm white

Ceedee and dak need to go man like holy shit lol George Pickens is a bum too fuck

>>150594073
Cotton Pickens needs a 15 catch 225 yd game on 17 targets to even out how bad he was to even get replacement level. You could have put a fan in the stands to stand at the line and not do anything on his plays and the cowshits might have won

>>150594175
lame game and a WHOLE LOT of commiefornian cope (for some reason)

>>150594175
Really bad football

>>150594144
This game certainly made me remove them from my list of contenders.

DallASS looked better than I thought they would. Their defense played well

>>150594163
I am now a certified PeeWee Lamb disrespecter

>>150594057
Alejandro Chikaner

>>150594199
Wtf

Reminder that the Eagles already lost 2 players to injury

>>150594192
Dak was the only reason you guys were in that game.

I want an APOLOGY from Eagles fans once my Chiefs get revenge. 35-14 Chiefs.

>>150594093
GPR has a nice ring to it

kek we've got /mlb/ spics lads

>>150594187
>white
your mom was banging jamaal while your "daddy" was putting in OT at the bowling alley. cry more commiefornianfuckcuck

>>150593100
trip on, tranny, no one is buying your bait

When will he announce his retirement?

>Chickaner BTFO
Lol go back to /mlb/
You're shit didn't work here Alejandro

>>150594218
the trick is to have no good players so injuries don't matter

reminder that every spic team in baseball and football lost today
brown rape baby mongrels learn their place

>>150594217
still mad the rasms and chorgers are dogshit despite the rasms buying an owl right after they moved cities....

This is the worst Dallas roster I’ve seen ever btw not one fucking star in that field lmao

>>150594221
hoping sheefs beat the iggles next week so cowboys and iggles both 1-1

>1st half - 41 pts
>2nd half - 3 pts
>70% money on the over and -8 eagles
Online betting has made this game unenjoyable.

>>150594218
weird energy from a team with a QB that gets blown away by a stiff breeze

>>150594139
Too bad our teams are scheduled a bit later than I expected but for now we are equals

>>150594221
>he thinks the eagles are going to the superbowl again after watching that shit

Another game tomorrow.

>>150594221
40-3

>>150594225
>>150594215
I enjoy bulllying you Alejandro Chikaner :)
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Alejandro/country/CO/filter/text/

why are we playing games in brazil??

>>150594263
because you and your family are NOT buying enough jerseys!!!

>>150594244
>alejandro

lel spic born with lighter skin and definitely has darkie siblings/father/mother/cousins/grandparents

you'll sire an indio if you ever procreate

>>150594263
To make people in other countries watch American Football? Are you dumb?

>>150594248
I’m impartial and fully believe the Chiefs beat the shit out of them, they’ll want vengeance and I think they’re the better team this year anyway. Fully ready to pivot to trolling them if I’m wrong thoughbeit

>>150594263
they’re trying to injure the eagles so they’re out of the chiefs way in the playoffs. After the Kelce proposal it all makes sense

>>150594262
you will always be a brown rapebaby mongrel spamming fake dox

you will always be a subhuman shitskin

you will never be white like me

I smell blood

>>150594220
>Dak was the only reason you guys were in that game.
Eagles should have had 3 picks on D-ack. You don't know ball.

>>150594263
a better class of transsexual

My Redskins would bootyblast both of those shit teams

>>150594257
They’re playing week 2

>>150594234
Honestly either he comes back later this year and is actually great and winning games, or he totally falls apart and ends up quitting after this season. Choking that fucking hard on national television for the season opener when he literally could have won the game three times is spiritual cyanide.

>>150594254
>weird energy
15 year old girl shit

>>150594288
>would
WILL
Shame the games are so late in the season. I want them NOW

skin the literal color of shit kek

>>150594263
so Goodell's favorites flyover bluechips like the Packers and Chiefs get one less road game at the expense of Chargers and Eagles giving up home games on their schedule

I'm from the future...next week's game of the queefs/iggles will feature ZERO ref interaction outside of their janitorial duties.

OVERFAGS IN SHAMBLES HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150594293
Yep time to be a commentator and grin on the sidelines with Melissa. Fucking bum

>>150594092
remember when josh allen went 9 of 30 against the fucking texans lmao

If only Lamb didn't drop those passes Dak could have thrown a walk off INT in the endzone

>Football is back
>My Eagles won

>>150594263
Week 1 and a divisional game. Lame as fuck.

>>150594257
>he thinks the eagles are going to the superbowl
I don't. I just want my Chiefs to expose those fruads. I'm tired of dealing with these annoying Eagles fans and look forward to the next challenge to our throne.

>>150594285
All of those "picks" were receivers dropping balls literally in their hands

>>150594283
>im white o algo
lol Alejandro
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150552666/

>Kansas City now favored in the rematch game next week
welp, honeymoon is officially over

>>150594257
I'm not picking anyone in the NFC over them until I get substantial proof on the field that someone else is just as good as them.

>>150594310
>could have thrown a walk off INT in the endzone
Could have, but wouldn't have.

your team sucks btw

go back to /mlb/ spics, this is the White Man's General

>>150594263
I don't think the NFL is gonna really get over in these soccer countries that watch 2 hours of an event with basically no interruptions, and then they'll watch the NFL and see it's 90% sports gambling and HIV meds ads.

>>150594336
nuh uh

>>150594315
You’re the worst Chiefs faggot on this board, most of them are cool but you’re the one piece of shit in a box of chocolates that makes everyone discard the whole box
Probably a bandwagon as well
You’d do your team a service by shutting the fuck up, believe me

>>150594337
>he doesn't know

>>150594327
Unless KC losses

People act like Philly-Dallas games aren't always close.

>>150594251
It's pretty blatantly rigged at this point but I still don't care because niggers are still blowing out their joints and snapping their shit up doing it. No sane person could watch this game and specifically the flags thrown and not thrown and say it isn't rigged. I'm nearly schizo enough to say the weather was rigged too, it's really not that expensive to seed some clouds, easily profitable when billions are on the line.

>>150594327
Eagles were never better than the Chiefs. The Chiefs were just injured and this rematch will prove it. Screenshot this post.

>>150594337
enjoy your vacation

>>150594336
I know but you don't have to be a dick about it

>>150594351
>Unless KC losses
lol

>>150594351
0 chance KC loses tomorrow

>>150594315
The real score was 40-6 btw

>>150594349
Come see me once my Chiefs get revenge and give that ring back you poverty franchise fan.

>>150594349
You sound like one of the disingenuous fuck heads that either catastrophizes everything that goes on with the Chiefs or spreads outright lies to fuel your anti Chiefs narratives that you feel the need to desperately cling. You're just mad that someone here cuts through all of your bullshit and exposes you.

>>150594327
>using (((Vegas))) as a way of saying one team is better than another before they play
kys

>>150594367
Chiefs lose tomorrow

new to nfl and gamethreads. Can someone explain why the gamethread got flooded with bbc cuckold porn during one point of the game? Is that a thing you guys do here?

>>150594367
idk, as a white man, Mahomes might have trouble adapting to the tropical climate

Chiefs injuries leading up to Superbowl:
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.
Once my Chiefs win there will be an asterisk on their trophy.

>>150594386
Cowboys fans are known to spam when losing, only they do it

>>150594386
Cowboys fans do that

>dak defense squad already out in full force
Why can't they understand?
Dak actually had a good game, but they were missing the core of their defense. Also he's always been a regular season hero when he's healthy, that $60mil/yr is supposed to be getting us playoff wins.

>>150594386
That's something that the Eagles fans do in their game threads.

absolute dogshit Dolphins teams would beat the Brady/Belichik Patriots once a year

division rivals play close games, even when there's a talent disparity

>>150594374
You’re such a gay douchebag it seems like a falseflag. But it isn’t. That’s the crazy thing

>>150594386
Only seems to happen when you’re around though I’ve noticed

>>150594294
bad vibes
your old ass team is going to crumble like a dry leaf because of your negativity

>>150594404
This is the highest level of cope.

>>150594386
that's what the hispanic cowboys fans do when they lose

>>150594386
Only in NFC East gamethreads

>>150594284
Must be your cunt
>>150594287
True and patrician pilled

>>150594386
eagles fans being eagles fans

>>150594386
That was our resident Eagles fan unfortunately.

>>150594406
You're going to flee /nfl/ after that game aren't you. You coward.

>>150594401
yet strangely it only happens when they play against them bois

>>150594417
>>150594416
>>150594412
>>150594401
false flagging texicans

>>150594398
Ceedee was an absolute shitter tonight but that last throw was 100% on stat padscott

>>150594417
>flaming arrows
isn't that overkill?

>>150594386
Cowboys started losing

>>150594384
>Chiefs lose tomorrow
added to the cope collage
I won't say for sure he's winning the owl but he will be in closer contention for it than either the chorgers or the retard show we saw tonight

>>150594426
Really don’t care about your regular season superbowl next week. I was just trying to give you a wake up call, but I guess you’re just going to keep posting and embarrassing your team

>>150594412
most gay and jewish division hands down

>>150594430
How are you guys consistently the most fragile fans itt? I thought Philly residents were supposed to be tough.

>>150594435
that's just how the Washington Football team rolls

>>150594336
After tonight's performance it's pretty safe to say they're the best team in the state.

>>150594430
Nah. Its been pretty well documented that its a tranny janny eagles fan. Thats why its allowed to stay up for so long.

Sharty raid completely exposed the troon too. I guess you missed it

>>150594430
Coping iggles tranny

>>150594434
Wrong, blame the play caller for that. They only needed like 3 yards, not sure why you would do a risky hail mary throw.

>>150594434
was also PI desu

>>150594284
Yeah. You're menstruating.

>>150594378
The real score was 40-6 btw

>>150594453
>"Look how tough we are"
>spent a whole year named the Football Team after backing down to BLM-tards

>>150594451
Bro it literally only happens when the cowboys lose to the eagles. Get fucked

GO COWBOYS!!

>>150594434
He's ony fantasy team and he dropped 4 passes. I'm pissed!

>>150594443
>Brady beats us.
This is fine, he's the GOAT.
>Burrow beats us.
This is fine, he's an elite talent.
>Eagles "beat" us
This is bullshit. Half our team was injured. We saw in 2022 what that game looked like when both teams were healthy.

>>150594288
>Redskins
Who?

>>150594284
look, the cowboys gave away their best player and people are still saying their the 3rd best team in the division
you guys have a LOT to prove this season

>>150594470
i look like this and do this
t. commiefag

1-0
let's see how your team does

>cowboy spic niggers have been spamming eagles threads with BBC
so i should gorespam cowgirls threads then

It was dirty but our team got the W. This is turning me on >>150594470 look at how long it is.

how bout them cowb-ACK

>>150594499
Alejandro :)

>>150594499
sure, whatever helps you cope with the voices in your head

>Redskins
Who?

>>150594491
I think the Giants might be better than the Cowboys.

>>150594386
Mental illness from brown people and underage posters. The height of humor to 13 year old nerds is to post niggerdicks or talk about cuckold and bbc content, especially when it's about sports that have a lot of black players. Statistically speaking at least 30% of those should have been bwc and buckbreaking posts.

>>150594511
lol

>>150594516
this but unironically

mfw when i'm a shitskin spic cowgirls fan

>>150594517
no way Giants offense looks that good, CD had rusty hands tonight

>>150594417
Are you the based italian fan who told the statfag italian anon to fuck off. You are living legend for doing that. I hate that statfag who only relies on data and doesn't watch the games.

>>150594511
with the way they're already crowning daniels as the second coming, he's bound to go full RG3 mode at some point.
mfer is built like a 14 year old

Fact: The NFC East is the most soulful division.

Alejandro Chikaner
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Alejandro/country/CO/filter/text/

Hold up...

>>150594554
WE DEM BOYS

>>150594554
we makin noise

>>150594551
No. Lol.

1. NFCN
2. AFCN
3. AFCW
4. NFCE

Is where it would come in, without finishing the rest

>>150594378
Take the cock out of your mouth bitch it's just a football team lmao

>>150594552
Thank you for your service. We all need to know not to engage with this guy.
But I must ask, how do you know that's him?

>>150594545
i'm anticipating gross refball for the commanders, nobody will be allowed to touch Daniels.

>>150594569
>division with domebabbies number 1
Nope.

>>150594569
>1. NFCN
stopped reading there

>>150594569
>1. NFCN

who is the dallas cowboys QB?

>>150594579
Only 2 of the teams are domebabbies, Lambeau being the most SOVL stadium in the league balances them out

>>150594551
>most shilled division by the (((media)))
yeah no

>>150594589
Rayne Dakota Prescott

>you have to give our spiccords info to prove the dox or not
kek subhuman shitskin

>>150594569
>divisions with the loins and the browns anywhere near the top
just no

>>150594542
Yes, he is a fucking gump ass bitch lmaooo. There is only enough room for one Shitalian in these threads, and it is me

>>150594596
Gonna cry to the jannies again Alejandro? :)

>>150594589
coach primate

>nooo stop making me reset my router
kek dirty spic
dodging permas already?

What's with the fact the Cowboys never fire on all cylinders? I never watch them but this is the third time I've turned into the last 5-10 minutes of their match over the last few years, the two embarrassing final drives in playoffs I also saw live.

>>150594600
The question is about sovl, not which divisions are the best. Lions and Browns are objectively sovl

>>150594551
Isn't that also the only division that has super bowl victories from all four teams?
what is the rest of the league even doing???

>>150594592
That shit sucks ass lmao only reason it’s sold out for years is because there ain’t shit to do in Wisconsin

why are there so few hispanic players in the NFL?

>>150594601
based

>he says while using proxies
O alejandro

kek the spic is dodging permas

>>150594615
Lambeau is widely regarded as the best, it’s not just a personal opinion
https://ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/09/03/nfl-stadium-best-rankings/85940526007/

>>150594618
They play soccer it’s honestly weird as fuck how their national team is so fucking shite when they’ll play that shit from the moment they can run.

>>150594569
>NFCN
Packs, DaBears, Loins, kangs.
Solid. Kino teams deep deep history
>AFCN
Browns lmao, bungles lmao, ravens lmao, squeelers ok sure
Shit division that has old bad blood but only one team to look at
>AFCW
Chorgers lmfao, Broncos, raiders, queefs
Fucking yawn inducing.

Has anyone seen mi hijo? I was told he was here

>>150594327
niggles got exposed hard tonight

>>150594637
mexicans are shit at soccer though kek
its only brazilians and argies who are good / get rigged

>>150594638
Bad post.

>>150594656
Nope

>>150594638
>muh history

>>150594655
almost all latinx are shit at soccer*

>>150594660
Even worse post. Leave.

is dickerson okay?

soul: my team
no soul: every other team

you can't argue with this

>niggles got exposed hard tonight
kek spics trying to score white people points hating on blacks

dubs and my chiefs beat the iggles. check'em

>>150594677
Mijo, go to bed now

>>150594673
probably better than VanSumeran
that dude's career is probably over

People forgot the Eagles played like shit at the beginning at the year last year as well.

>>150594638
>Loins, kangs
>deep history
Of what, mediocrity?
Try winning some owls and then we'll take your division seriously.

Eagles were without Jalen Carter and still dominated.
I hope you guys are just memeing. This is clearly the best team in the NFC still.
If they played that game with Jalen Carter the Cowboys would have had one touchdown.

>>150594677
El chavo is overrated

>>150594686
based. at least one POS eagle BTFO

>>150594662
That's the soul and kino.
But being endlessly bad is antikino.

white divisions (based on race of fans, the only metric which matterS)
>AFC East
>AFC North (minus ravens)
>NFC East (Minus cowboys)
>NFC North
if you find someone seething about these divisions they are either brown or black
hispanics in florida are white because they're from cuba/argentina/brazil

>>150594687
let them keep believing what they want to

>>150594692
Cowboys didn't have Micah so it cancels out. So without your best defensive player you nearly lost to the Cowboys? Yet you think you're the best team lol.

Cowboys don't have Micah Parsons and the Eagles barely won thanks to a Ceedee Lamb drop.
I hope you guys are just memeing. The Eagles are clearly regressing.
If the Cowboys still had Micah Parsons the Eagles would have had one touchdown.

>>150592657
let me guess, you do starting strength with ten minutes of rest in between sets

>>150594700
You’ll Never be white, Alejandro Chikaner

>>150594692
>Now injuries matter

>>150594698
damn dude you're seething pretty hard at an eagles win

spics always do this
sudaca spics try to score WPP's by hating on black soccer players
chicano spics try to score WPP's by hating on black NFL players/NBA
/int/ spics try to score WPPs by hating on jeets

you're a subhuman brown race, learn your place and stop trying to climb the racial ladder you animals

>>150594700
you're going to have to try harder than that

who won?

>>150594714
hope landon dickerson fucked his knee up more too ;)

that and a micah achilles tear would make up for the L

>>150594718
America lost

>>150594710
If the eagles had Jalen Carter poopscott takes atleast 2 more sacks

>>150594721
based

>>150594717
Don’t reply to chikaner

>>150594709
>>150594710
>Cowboys didn't have Micah so it cancels out.
oh shit when is dallas getting him back? in time for their second matchup this season?

>>150594700
KC has the most white fans in the league, especially now with the influx of teenage girls. Broncos also up there
It’s the Chargers and Raiders holding that division back I guess

Ryan Poles is a fat retard.

You’re gonna end up with your picture all over /sp/ at this rate
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148204003/#q148205089

Just woke up...jalen carter should be banned for the season am i right

>>150594710
>If the Cowboys still had Micah Parsons the Eagles would have had one touchdown.
kek Micah has never had an impact against the Eagles. They've kept him out fo the game every time.

>>150594448
kek this one wins

>>150594738
KC's primary fanbase are brown rootless mongrel subhumans like chicanos because of muttholmes.

/nfl/ isn't the same with these regular season folks.

All of them are going offtopic with /pol/ bait.

I'm out. Bye.

>>150594751
Chicanos like the Raiders and 49ers, and have every reason to hate the Chiefs. Not seeing that pictute

Soys should have traded ceedee and kept Micah

How long before AJ Brown demands a trade? He was already being pissy last season

>>150594746
post it nigger

>>150594758
Fingers your butthole as you run off

Why didn't Dallas keep Micah and trade CeeDee?

>>150594763
all the new fans are gloryhunting and bandwagoning the chiefs, spics have no loyalty lmao they fled their brown shithole lands why wouldn't they change teams?

no white person on /sp/ supports the chiefs, it's entirely racemixed mutts.

>>150594766
he was hurt and basically na decoy tonight so I wouldn't read too much into it yet

>>150594768
>S-stop following me!!!
>post it so I can tell on you!!!
Lol

Worst opening game of all time. Prove me wrong.

>>150594738
>kc
>white fans
kek

>>150594766
>He was already being pissy last season
You don't know what you're talking about

>>150594747
Threesome with Britney and Taylor
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>150594781
kek its afraid
dodging permas i see

>>150594779
how tf did AJ brown get hurt? ate an extra mcdouble?

>>150594789
Do you think Kansas, Nebraska and Missouri are predominantly POC? I don’t even like them but be real, they’re a white fanbase.

>>150594569
>1. NFCN
Packers carry, every other team is gay in its own unique way.
>Bears
A single good team and pure Chicago sports fan-rape every year before and after. And considered "the rival" the Cheeseheads.
>Vikings
Have like the third most wins all-time and nothing to show for it. Intergenerational frauds who at least make their consistent failure interesting for 90% of the season.
>Lions
A joke for the longest time. Spats of appearing good, even presentable, but not actually any good. Don't fall in gay-manlove with Dan Campbell, they still suck
The only division that matter is the NFC East, the only one to not only have multiple rings by every team there, but also have dominant and entertaining Superbowls. Every Packers ring is a snoozefest. Every East team is a must watch SB.

>>150594794
>n-no u!!
Kek

>>150594710
>dem soiboyz
>CeeWR3 Lamb
You faggots fell for the meme receiver you know that right? Imagine this little pussy as your primary option.

>>150594791
YJK Britney has had a non-zero amount of wet dreams about Travis.

>>150594782
2020 chiefs went up 31-7 on Texans until they gigastatpadded which is all Watson did that year and bamboozled the browns into thinking he was great

>>150594795
It might blow your mind that players had season ending injuries without even playing in a game yet this year

>>150594815
>>150594815
>>150594815
new

>>150594807
How was that an opening game? Neither were in the super bowl

>>150594700
>NFC East
>Philadelphia, New York, DC
>white

>>150594821
Too early retard

>>150594822
it was the 100th NFL season so they kicked off with the historic Bears-Packers rivalry

>>150594822
100th season opener so they went with the 2 oldest teams (tardinals dont matter)

>>150594809
He’s not that hot. More likely it’s Jalen Hurts

>>150594828
Moddies banned about 20 posts

>>150594830
>>150594831
>>150594834
Gotcha. Yeah that sounds pretty horrid

>>150594782
Plenty have been blowing outs including 2 of previous 5

Most lame of 2 was

2020 - rematch of the 2019 AFC Divisional Round. Arrowhead stadium welcomed the Houston Texans with Deshaun Watson. Chiefs went up 31-7 in 4thQ and won 34-20

The other had a QB throw 3 INTs which is funny but Watson (1 TD, 1 INT) had the only turnover for either team that game

It was better than a preseason game, and sometimes that's the best you can hope for.

Wake up and this thread is still here. I slept in late. How fucking slow is this place?

>>150598234
Most people don't return to the thread until their team actually starts playing.