Thread 150594815

>should we have the NFL players eating meat like meat pies as they should?? as its proven that animal protein is objectively superior to all other """protein""" and only the flesh of animals can sustain you
>no we dont want the goy eating meat, make the official food of the NFL something kosher and vegan

Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

Soon

>>150594815 (OP)
1-0

>refuses to blitz
ya seethe?

So all signs say the Eagles also drop the game to the Chiefs next week akin to what happened last year after playing like shit first game of the season.

Love my ninies

white divisions (based on race of fans, the only metric which matterS)
>AFC East
>AFC North (minus ravens)
>NFC East (Minus cowboys)
>NFC North
if you find someone seething about these divisions they are either brown or black

The cowboys not winning this game is so embarrassing Jalen Carter is like their best player

>>150594827
Same thing with Gatorade swill

>>150594840
thought that was gonna be Tyson Bagent before enlarging the image

>>150594865
Alejandro Chikaner on a different vpn
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Alejandro/country/CO/filter/text/

>>150594875
kek spic nigger just keeps coming back
you want that range ban sanchez?

That game reminded me of the Falcons game last year. Mediocre performance, still had a chance to ice the game anyway but blew it and gave the other team a chance at a game-winning drive. This time it slipped through CD's fingers though. They were missing a key player (Brown/Carter) and had a bad hole in the secondary that hadn't yet been filled by the guys new to the team that Fangio hadn't had time to trust yet (DeJean/Bennett).
Anyway, I'm not too worried overall. Everyone called them toast after 4 games last year, and things ended up ok. There are just some things that have to be fixed, and there's time to do so.

>>150594860
Ebin poast xDD

>>150594865
fuck off, /spol/fag

>>150594892
kek my buddy took him in the first round this year

>>150594895
Do not reply to chikaner

>>150594881
Nope, remember the 5-0 panthers with Sam Darnold at the helm?
Early season MATTERS and what you are in game one is what you are the entire season
the iggles are fucking done

>>150594892
Oh no, my fantasy teamerino!!!

Alejandro needs to return the precious medals.

Im a cowboys fan now

>>150594857
ya, between dickerson being banged up and the CB2 looking stinky I'm not sure philly can win on their talent while they're still figuring out stuff on either side of the ball. watch Goodell ban JC for the chiefs game too because he's an anti-football faggot

>>150594905
KEK!

>>150594789
>>150594801
>>150594813

>CHIEFS MENTIONED

>>150594840
They can have another bust at QB. Sounds good to me!

anon are you ok?? your skin looks wrong, did something happen?

it's.. oh my god
it's.. brown! like the color of shit!

shit thread

>>150594923
Meanwhile, outside your mindbroken head
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150581372/#q150581877

>>150594840
Scat Papsmear is here to stay

>>150594908
Dickerson being out is a big deal. Toth fucking blows. Last years when he had to come out for some play here and there the backup was Steen, so it was a step down but not a disaster. The O-line depth is weak for the first time in a long while.

>>150594923
Alejandro on a different vpn

I got Tom Brady's balls
I'm my mouth
I gooot Tom Brady's ballss
I'm my mouth
I got Tom Brady's balls
I'm my mouth
I got Tom Brady's balls I'm my mout!h

>>150594923
Quit stealing precious medals.

>>150594901
Lonely post anon

how did they score so many points in the first then nothing in the second? I'll never understand

Today is the day. Scared Billsissies?

>iggles are so desperate for the moral victory their unironically arguing that Dak spitting on the ground 5 yards away is the same as Carter literally spitting on him
what is wrong with that city?

>>150594938
We should go hunt black people together sometime. Do you need a permit for that?

>>150594942
Hour rain delay definitely had an effect.
Eagles also were playing with a lead, and Sirianni usually forgets to keep trying to score when he has a lead.

>>150594946
Moral, Spiritual and actual victory

>>150594914
Schizo as much as I hate you, I have to warn you about Chickaner

>>150594930
>>150594935
Just ignore him at all costs and he'll go away

A win's a win, you can't make me upset

>>150594934
lines are hard to keep up because you optimally need about 13 minimum on both sides to rest easy and that gets wildly expensive fast with second contracts

Post yfw it's Chiefs gameday (and you're white) :3

are eagle fans really trying to spin carter spitting on somone 50lbs smaller than him and getting ejected as a good thing?

>/spol/
cancer

>>150594934
are Kenyon Green or Drew Kendall gonna be active any time soon? I thought Kendall showed some stuff in preseason, I wonder if they can move him to guard like they did Dickerson.

that last ball ceedee "dropped" wasnt easy at all

>>150594959
Why would you hate me. I love everyone. Even the mindbroken Kiwi <3

Buttfuckings aplenty on the season premiere of SNF

>>150594963
Pay them what they're owed

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N7Lx-_gLjRY

kek

>>150594967
I don't think anyone thinks it's a good thing. But it's definitely silly to toss him for that, especially if you're not going to penalize Dak at all.
And then Nolan Smith got a 15 yard flag for a little flexing soon after. The refs are retarded and the "new focus on sportsmanship" is incredibly dumb.

>>150594963
imagine the smell

>>150594981
Good, if they want to "flex" they can go on BET.

>>150594963
Fap fap fap

>>150594981
jalen carter is a fucking thug who is lucky he isn't in jail right now

>>150594990
Cry more, maybe that'll send the bad man you don't like to jail

>>150594959
Confirmation he’s using different VPNs. >>150594912 I have to spread the news about this mindbroken NEET. Sorry you’re burdened with this lads. Best of luck to you all

>>150594981
flexing over someone has been a penalty for how long and suddenly people want to bitch about it?

>>150594967
I'm more upset JC got baited, there's plenty of opportunities in a game for someone like JC to spit on someone, you don't do it when everyone is looking at you.

>>150595004
He's black and has CTE, please understand.

>>150594981
The worst penalty by far was the one on Blankenship's clean hit on Ferguson, they're literally making defense illegal. I was rooting for the Cowboys with my friends and literally got in an argument with the room, who were trying to argue that it was justified just because they were rooting against them. I don't understand people that can't be objective. The fact that the Cowboys fumbled immediately after was karmic justice, and I said so, and again everyone booed me.

You're just brown and ashamed of it.

Jalen Carter is my favorite defender now that Sweat and BG are gone

>escaped that shitshow with a W
Can't really be mad t.bh. We move on.

>>150595007
Refs act like momentum doesn't exist.

>>150595007
>watch replay in blown up super slow mo
>"yeah he totally could have held up, dirty hit"

>>150595007
Updooted and reposted.

>>150595007
Yeah that one was definitely a terrible call. And yeah, ball don't lie.

Reminder: Jerry Jones was a CHAD

>>150594967
it's actually more like 80 lbs

>>150595007
First to 10 would win you most games with old rules and modern athletes because the intelligentsia in football is beyond retarded and they can't figure it out. Safety is used as a convenient guide to keep the scores from plummeting

>>150595007
What fans were you with that were rooting for the fucking Cowboys?

>>150595020
Not really

>>150594979
reid nuggies commercial is eternal

>>150595028
tardinals gonna lose to the taints

>>150595028
kek
no coming back from that

Jalen Carter suspended vs my chiefies

>>150595012
There are a ton of great players on that defense, plenty to like. I think my favorite might be Q (but I was a CB when I played).

>>150595015
Slow motion should be prohibited, it's crippled the game

>>150595029
Chiefs lol

>>150595036
queefs losing tomorrow

>dem boyz couldn't pay parsons because 1/3rd of their cap was already going toward blak mascot and VHS lamb
well played jerruh

Post yfw Chiefs win the Owl come Feb (meaning Chiefs have won 4 of last 7.... currently they won 3 of last 6 and appeared in all 6 except the one Burrow went to

g-go phins.

>>150594996
don't worry he'll probably bring some lean laced with fent to the locker room and initiate a disaster draft

>>150595020
God everyone used to be so ugly, that mid bitch has fifty pounds of hairspray in that horrible updo and probably skin as dry as sandpaper and she was probably a 10 in that time
We've lookmaxxed hard modern-day

>>150595028
brutal

I have to say, I like that the new kickoff rules are causing teams to try to drop the ball inside the 5 (I don't really know why they didn't do that before though, the extra 5 yards on touchbacks shouldn't alter strategy that much), but I really hate how average field position is going to be so far upfield now. It's so silly that off a kickoff you're like 3 plays away from FG position. It's going to make end-game scenarios a joke.

>>150595045
Bwaaaahahahaha

>>150595059
shut up I hate you you're not my real anon

>>150595044
>statmutt is literally black

KEK

>>150595054
Yeah and that's with 70% being fat, it's be even bigger if everyone woke up and did a lap around the house in the morning

>>150595042
>VHS lamb

my bearsies would've bootyblasted both those shit teams

I just ordered three large pizzas 2 minutes before Dominos closed

>>150595062
>>>/pol/
You're watching a black sport. Be respectful. I'm 100% white by the way.

>>150595058
They have been for awhile with extended fg ranges too. Basically two first downs is all it takes now to get in range. When it was the 20 it was a minor punishment for getting scored on

>>150595073
They are definitely sprinkling pubic hair in your cheese playa

>>150595074
*Not the guy you responded to btw, who may be black. I'm just saying it doesn't matter.

>>150595058
I love talking football naked in bed with you. *Kiss*

>>150594840
>Soon

Sure, if two more years of playing in college is "soon".

>>150595087
is his name really Cedarian?

>>150595063
>drops the ball five (5) times in a game

Oh, we're posting Precious Moments? Yeah, where is that located? Yeah that's right, Missouri. That's Chiefs culture you're posting. I've been 20 times. That's right. So think about that next time you want to type "flyover".

>>150595080
I bought two for them. Other is just for me

>>150595091
I'd argue that, in terms of women, it's the opposite.

>>150595098
His fingers are two thin and slender and those NFL footballs hurt like a brick

>>150595098
>>150595098
with tar paper gloves and mudded glue balls the equipment manager rigged up all offsesaon to boot. dropfags wouldn't be in the league without these and normal footballs

>>150595040
But I was told Chiefs fans don't care about the last super bowl? Are you all actually malding, all along?

someone post that cool handshake CD does with Pickens!

>Eagles DTs Moro Ojomo & Jordan Davis each played 50 defensive snaps (89% play time) without Jalen Carter against the Cowboys.
>This was the first time in the NGS era (since 2016) that the Eagles had two DTs play over 85% of snaps in a game.
They love to rotate their D-line, and not being able to do that definitely has a big impact on the defense.

>>150595104
did the manager tell you to do that when you asked them if it was rude to order pizza right before they close?

>>150595074
>black sport.

>>150595128
I only watched the second half but I thought Philly’s defense did a decent job controlling the line.

>>150595121
Really though the type of football gloves you can get from Dick's are psycho sticky, when I played in high school I had a pair of stinky, sticky black UA gloves that had crazy stick on the ball. Nobody wearing gloves has an excuse to not catch something that hits them in the hands in the NFL

>>150595074
>black sport

>>150595103
AIIIEEE I KNEEL

>>150594840
Dez dropped it and he needs to move on.

>>150595128
they rely on 4 getting home and without depth they get gassed out and useless. the answer is to never huddle against them but OCs think their jobs are important so it largely won't happen

>>150595131
I need the coach primate one

>>150595130
I work there, they are my friends

>>150595136
>stinky
Wat

>>150595121
makes you appreciate the OGs a lot more

>>150595132
They looked much better in the 2nd half, oddly enough. In the first half they got almost no pressure on passing plays and got knocked back a lot against the run.
I'm actually a little worried that Davis losing so much weight has made him kind of just average all around instead of an elite run stuffer. He definitely has better stamina, but it's cost him.

>>150595020
Keyword: WAS

Cowboy fans will blame lamb when dak missed just as many key throws

>>150595157
Football is very sweaty, like more than you think. You can wring your socks out after a practice and fill a bucket. You can't make it through hell week (that's basically like the boot camp of training camp) without everything you wear being permanently stained with stench. The gloves I had were like 80 dollars and weren't getting replaced, so I just had to live with the fact that they smelled rotten.

>>150595162
Vic FanGOAT made his adjustments

>>150595160
>>150595160
Notice the ball is a normal color too because they were fresh out of the box then whereas they look jet black almost sometimes because they're so fucked with now

>>150595156
>employees dont get pizza on their shift
fucking grim but good on you I guess? personally I'd be annoyed if a coworker deliberately ordered right before we close though unless this was somehow all prearranged and everyone knew not to pack their own food

Hey guys, I know we're all excited now that the NFL season is underway but can we please keep it down just a bit? I'm trying to sleep. Cya all tomorrow for another prime time game of football :)

>>150595180
reminder that dolphins players were such massive sissies to the point that they drove Fangio out of town for being too hard on them

>>150595191
Gnight
*pets you*

Why is everyone on the Eagles staff Italian? And should this be allowed?

If Cleveland doesn't get their new stadium in Brooks Park will we be seeing the San Antonio Browns?

The chiefs are losing tomorrow right? I don't see a way they are winning on the road.

Turn on the news. That's Dak on the street all messed up with bodies laying around him in Eagles colors. The news beat the police and ambulance but they saying somehow a mob of Philly fans got Dak to themselves. He took out as many as he could but and you can see they messed him up bad

>>150595210
You think the refs got the ick when they lost the superbowl?

>>150595178
interesting. what does "hell week" consist of that makes it so much harder than normal practice? I would guess practices are supposed to be hard in general? just curious

>>150595193
They did Hard Knocks on them the year he was DC and you never see him once while they acted like a glorified daycare center. Any hardass would want out within days of that locker room

>>150595210
>friday game
For what purpose?

>>150595162
Hmm. I never thought Davis was ever as strong as his size let on, if he converted on that one sack we’d all be talking about how bendy he looked. I think Davis will have his best year.

>>150595214
>
>>150594914

>>150595215
Explosive diarrhea

>>150595206
eyy, fuggedaboudit!

>>150595221
He's going to have a good year with a lot more snaps and some more pass rush juice. I think his run defense has really taken a hit though. He was near impossible to move before but he got punched around by the Cowboys line more than a few times.

>>150595087
The lamb is cute and im sad that it looks sad :(

>>150595232
>punched
*pushed

>>150595215
I honestly don't really remember, it's all a blur. It was just everything you'd normally do in practice dialed up to 100. They were basically trying to break you so that you'd be in peak physical condition. There were assistants standing around with constantly running hoses whose job was solely to blast the vomit off us when we inevitably vomited.
It'd be like, run these drills that are way harder than usual, oh you messed this up so now run laps, vomit, now try the drill again with the head coach screaming in your ear that you're a pansy faggot who made a mess on his football field. Just very intense.

>>150595097
Yes.

>>150595154
got you senpai

>>150595240
>tells you to take your asthma somewhere else while you have an attack
>roasts you to the media
>wins back to back lombardis

>>150595223
How am I supposed to react to this? You know there's more than 1 nz flag in the reads now right?

I'm probably bailing on the Chiefs this season because of the kelce-swift engagement but I still think they're well coached and have top tier strategy.

Are you Team End Racism or Team Stop Hate?

>>150595253
>How am I supposed to react to this?
You can't. It's the atom bomb. Gg

>>150595253
trip on

>>150594970
>Kenyon Green
Sucks. Glad the Toxins fleeced someone in that trade, like a mini Deshaun Watson deal.

>>150595262
I'm not him, honest

>>150595240
this shit is why high school players die every year. it's just child abuse

>>150594960
The Zzzgles aren't repeating. Enjoy.

>>150595270
feeding a phone and xbox to an 12yo and letting them babysit his entire childhood in his bedroom is child abuse, and happens 100000x more often

>>150595232
was the rush stopping that bad ? cowboys run were going nowhere in that 4th quarter, they practically abandoned the run their last couple drives

>>150595270
Fun fact, the main reason behind that is actually drinking too much water. Like I said, you sweat an insane amount, and then because you're vomiting and doing all this strenuous exercise your body is telling you if you don't hydrate, you'll die. So on poorly coached teams you just down your jug of water and wash all the remaining salt out of your body. That's why Gatorade was invented.
Our team was well-coached and only allowed three second drinks of water at hourly intervals, from the old school pipes that have water constantly fountaining out of them. Nobody died!

>>150595269
that is what he would say for more (you)s

>need refball to best the cowboys
Owl hangover is real

yfw da wions win da superb owl

>>150595296
Flag on

>>150595280
Sounds legit, the only times I puked from exercise were having a lot of cereal and milk for breakfast and chugging powerade before a run.

The boxing and kickboxing training that I did would let you hydrate for like 2 mins every 45 and they told you to sip and not chug hard. That was probably the most brutal I've personally experienced.

>>150595299
Yep, it's pretty odd to think you can die from hydrating when it's what you're body is screaming at you do, but that's what happens. You sip far less than what it feels like you need, and in reality it's just the right amount. By the time hell week was over we weren't even using our allotted water time for drinking, we would quickly fill our helmets and splash it on our heads. It was perfect conditioning. But there are a lot of dumbass teams because there are way more high school teams than coaches that know what they're doing, and it's there that the kids sometimes die.

sunday

>goof will surely win the owl this year!
lol lmao even

>>150595328
we get it nigga

>>150595324
haha looks like poo

>>150595299
You're particular example is most likely because you diverted blood away from your digestive system too soon after eating. Not drinking enough water also contributes a great deal towards causing nausea because when you exercise strenuously your bodies pH balance becomes more acidic which can make your brain vomit as a defense mechanism. Some people are more sensitive towards this than others and you can train up a resistance towards it.

>>150595311
>Yep, it's pretty odd to think you can die from hydrating when it's what you're body
>>150595337
>You're particular example

It's "your", idiots. Jesus

>>150595342
What is this, a spelling bee?
*shoves you in locker*

>>150595342
Your a faggot.

>>150595342
>>>/r/eddit

the Broncos will go undefeated in the AFC west this year

>>150595348
ur a faget

>>150595355
No u

>>150595337
True, there's more to it than that but if you're well hydrated (not just chugging a litre of water right before you start) in the day/half day going into a hard training session you can go for hours, if you know your body and what to expect.

I used to do a lot of hill and trail running in cunting humidity so it got me used to pushing through unpleasantness.

That whole ejection shit was really fake and obviously some vegas shit

>The kiwi is turning “cunt” into a verb while replying to himself in my American general
It doesn’t get much worse fellas

>>150595366
That’s an Australian flag he’s responding to, Lions fan.

1-0

>>150595371
Not my fault they look so similar

>>150595373
*

>NFC East
>has a team in fucking Texas

>>150595333
checked it really does

cunting IS a verb

It means really bad in aus/nz/uk dialects

>>150595396
they were the only flyover team worth including in the big ticket division

This game proved Barkley and Hurts are still elite

>>150595396
Texas is in the East
t. west coaster

>>150595396
>AFC East
>3 of the teams are in the north

>>150595396
it used to be worse

>goyboys and reddit city uniting to beg for a Jalen Carter suspension
this league is softer than babyshit

>>150595396
Too late to ruin tradition Junior

>>150595418
They were St. Louis before Arizona so it made a little bit of sense
What made no sense was Carolina in the NFC West and San Francisco being the only Western team in that NFC West in the 90s

>>150595407
I’m going to make it a thing in America now too. Thanks

>>150595419
He's going to be suspended, Reddit wants him banned for a month kek

>Dak plays the best game of his career
>Still can’t beat the Eagles

Ouch

Dak was locked tf in ceedee dropping shit. And as a bears fan watching eberflus’ defense get run down in the first half was funny

>>150595436
pretty sure his best game was when he retired brady

>>150595434
that doesn't surprise me but it is disappointing. if it wasn't the cowboys and they weren't playing the chiefs next week i dont think anyone would give a fuck.

>>150595440
>ACKSHUALLY

Didn’t ask

If Josh Allen spit on someone the media would probably make an award for it.

>>150595449
Jaxson Dart finna end that

>>150595449
literally all meme qbs kek

>>150595454
Or they'd call him Hitler and there'd be riots in that other team's city

I been here when it was gloryhole days and I been her when it wasn't. And right now, I want me some gloryhole

>>150595455
Probably not. For lack of having any success of their own, they’ll probably try to larp as the Packers and Chiefs and have Dart sit behind Wilson like it’s the same as Rodgers behind Favre or Mahomes behind Smith. When in reality the dude should just be starting, Russel is totally washed

>>150595462
Take your old man golfing. You never know how much time he has left.

>>150595456
its almost like brown people are a meme

>>150595454
well yeah, josh allen is a proud black quarterback in the nfl.

we honestly played good when you take into account we are coming off a bad season and were up against the super bowl winners who were trying their hardest. only lost by 4 points and we couldve won. eagles just got lucky

>/sp/ expected Philly to beat Dallas
>Philly beats Dallas
>/sp/ gets upset
You guys are weird

Imagine seething this late at night jfc Alejandro Chikaner

>>150595497
Give him a precious medal.

it's 3:30am, I haven't slept, and I need to wage slave in 3 hours.

But I don't care because my iggles won

>>150595491
we wanted to orson-post

>>150595499
Kek! Still remember that! Dumb zoom zoom

>>150595491
Nobody is upset. Everyone is respecting the Eagles and saying, good job Eagles. Not sure what more you want for beating the Cowboys by 4 points in a spiritual loss that totally exposed you

gimme a high five

>>150595532
>LEBENSRAUM! ANSCHLAUSS! FOURTEEEEEEEN 88! ERIKA! ERIKA! SET HUT!

Patty Cuckitini

>>150595578
Many are saying this

i just want to see travis hunter play both sides

>>150595617
he's not japanese though does it still matter?

>>150595573
did you see all the twittertards getting mad at the guy in the 88 jersey at the nationals game? shit was hilarious

>>150595617
have faith

Is there a site where I can watch replays for free?
I fell asleep in the middle of the 2nd quarter

>>150595726
nfl.com

>>150595732
I said for free
It's like 20 bux a month. Nobody got money for that
Not in this economy

>>150595726
Here bro they have Eagles-Cowboys up but also a bunch of old games archived

https://nfl-video.com/

>>150595746
Arigato anon-sama

>>150595745
youtube.nfl

>>150595746
in my experience this site has games get DMCA'd after 6 months so you cant go too far back usually

>>150595766
It's fine for me. I just want to catch up games the next day.

>>150595745
https://nfl-video.com

>>150595745
www.nfl.com

>>150595532
HH

>>150595786
Too soon

>>150595791
trip on

>>150594840
He'll be a late 6th round pick so very doable

>not even the return of the only sport I enjoy can stop the “wake up in the middle of the night and lie there crying about the state of my life” bullshit
It’s happening again right now after a great opening game. I don’t think I gonna make it through this season guys

>>150595863
maybe you should consider sucking less cocks.

>>150595863
Another morning comes anon.
I can't stay night forever

why did desmond watson get cut. i dont get it. he's like a literal nuke on the field

>>150595863
"-/

>>150595863
ok but do you want to kill yourself before tua heems himself sunday? come on now it will be funny

>>150595931
The raiders defense is gonna be so ass this year. Especially the safeties.

>>150595378
It is literally your fault anon.

Just took a Mahomesian level shit. Type of shit you only see once in a generation. Arguably the best we've ever seen

>>150595970
well ass is where the cum goes

>>150595998
...No it isn't.

could an NFL player survive a damar hamlin situation using Brazilian technology?

If I was a player I'd holdout and let the scabs play

>>150595587
Only the cool people

>>150595617

Based lover of zest

>>150596072
Hamlin died. You're seeing a clone.

>>150595863
Just bee yourself anon

>>150596100
but no, imagine being in the NFL game at rio, taking a snap and suddenly you've got locked in syndrome and all you can do is blink fully concious of whats going on around you as you get surrounded by a bunch of hues, taken in a huebulance down to a huespital

i just dont know man. I wouldnt want to risk it

>>150596036
prove it

Just bet my entire net worth on patti cuckatini taking a big stinky Tuli Tuipolotu to the face in 15 hours

>>150596133
No you didn't

go chiefs

>>150595072
HOLY BASED

this season people will realize goedert is the best TE in the league

>>150595449
whose that street shitting jeet playing for the gnats??

phinsbros half the team is broken and tua hasn't thrown a ball yet rip...

>>150596259
Waller...don't force yourself...

>>150596272
he is being limited to red zone drills in practice and nothing else right now they aren't pushing him

>>150594815 (OP)
>1-0
>OC learing on the job
>No best defensive player
>Some hobo from the streets playing CB2
>Dem boys were playing in their SB, the first one is 30 years
It's looking like a repeat

>>150595863
>crying about the state of your life
It sounds like you need to make serious life changes, and no one can make them for you.

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!!!?!??????!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>150596299
Thats one way to look at it. Eagles defence looked very shaky before the lightning delay. They've got work to do. Carter will probably be out at least the Chiefs game too. Fucking moron

Cowboys should have won that game, Niggles got lucky.

I'm impressed with Schotty playcall, this team is going to be pretty interesting.

By the way, we should discuss how Goodell allowed a LITERALLY murderer in the league, that retard got baited by my boy Tyler Booker a rookie lmao. The bait in question saying to the media he was looking forward to facing Carter.

No surprises here, Goodell allows the Niggles to call that SOON banned play allowing them to win the Super Bowl last year so a LITERALLY murderer playing in the league is no problema.

>>150596404
Defense suffered major loses, they bet on every young guy improving and/or making an impact, they will have to step up. The FA additions are looking like trash tho.
Need to trade for a CB2 eventually although there is absolutely no way that nigga Adoree is the best for the job rn

who the fuck asked for the fucking UN's opinion on the nfl?

>>150596501
Adoree Jackson peaked 2019-2021 I don't know why they ever thought he'd be a good starting corner 4 years past his prime. Should've signed Rasul Douglas when they had the chance

>>150596530
Fasho

>>150596507
I guess these pathetic cucks are what’s left of the cowboy’s fanbase. Everybody in Texas roots for Houston now lmao

>>150596466
amigo i think i recognize you

If you didn’t watch the game and just looked at your espn app at the stats and boxscore you might think Dallas didn’t have a humiliating night I guess

NFL is a global league

>>150596604
>hawk tuahscott

>>150596466
Nah, Eagles would scored a TD after the turnover and the game would've gotten away from the Cowboys had the delay not killed the game. The cowboys offense is legit as I expected but that defense man lol. Theyre basically the NFC version of the Bengals. They played well all things considered though credit to them.
Go iggles though

>>150596604
the nfl is gay shit was one thing but that is a step too far.

>>150596638
You’d have to be a cowboys homer, a retarded person, or just not have watched the game if you don’t agree with this post. If things how the cowboys looked against a rusty division rival when a million little breaks went their way, then this season is a wrap for them. They wont out-rank the commanders even.

>>150596678
The eagles defense without Carter wasnt as bad as it seemed, the Cowboys just picked on Adoree Jackson all fucjing game. Howie needs to be on the phone once he wakes up talking to teams about a trade for a CB2. That was brutal. Jihad Campbell played really well though in coverage but I dont think he rushed the QB much if at all.

>Dem boys celebrating a """close""" loss
How the mighty have fallen

1-0, let's it another 1-0 next week

>>150596692
I think Jakorian will be starting before week 5

>>150596715
I'll have to wait and see the nerd stats but I swear out of the 188 passing yards dak had Jackson must've given up at least 130 of them lol. It's the biggest problem the Eagles have. Other than that the offense looked good before the delay (cowboys offense didnt look good either after it too), the LBs played really well in coverage, the defensive line played well as the game went on without Carter, and I thought the safeties played well.
Patullo called a great game but I think he somewhat got stale or ran out of ideas when they were killing the clock. It was the right idea to do time killing drives but the plays were too obvious and didnt have much creativity.

>>150594981
Just like cruise lines, black fatigue is off the charts and the NFL desperately needs to whip these jigaboos back into the appearance of civility. The tranny Swift psyop is running out of steam and the league is running out of options to stay relevant. After last night's game we might see the first on field stabbing or drive by shooting from these feral monkeys.

>>150595007
>I'm heckin objective
The game your watching is objectively manipulated by the refs for views/narratives

>>150596938
Alright but why did Dak get away with spitting on Carter and why did Fowler get away with starting a fight later on in the game etc… Most of the flags last night seemed more tailored towards controlling the outcome not the player’s behavior. They were throwing game changing bullshit flags on white dudes even>>150595007

I told you the Eagles were frauds

>>150595137
>Le blacks are good at sprinting, explosive movements, singing zesty anthems
Hecking based!
>Blacks are not good at improvisation, problem solving, anticipation
Nooo dad raciss

>>150596996
Ok. And?

>>150596996
Old Bill about to put the league on notice. The cazzies about to learn

>>150595240
>>150595270
Fucking gay, you're just fat and pretending to be a hard ass.

>>150597012
Its so hard being white :(

Lmao when the eagles ass rape the cuckmanders next are you fags gonna bandwagon the gnats?

>>150597035
>W--Well last season--
KWAB! You spent all off season telling me the Eagles defensive losses didn't matter. You don't know ball

>>150596996
See you in the bowl

>>150595324
>Goyslop
That'll be 45$ plus tip and a donation to the little negros we wuz homes n sheeit fund

>>150597052
>ass rape the cuckmanders
Will it be with that elite and vaunted defense which lost 2 starters already and could barely stop Dak, or that high octane offense which almost entirely relied on Hurts scrambling?

>>150595449
>One drop rule
Notice how no matter how lightly mixed they all identify as black

>>150597057
Yeah I’m not the voices in your head spergy. The Eagles are the defending champs with a 1-0 record. Cry about it bitch.

A f that game should have been a blowout. They managed to shake the rust off and easily win a trap game against a division rival where a bunch of weird crap went against them. Thats what great teams do. That’s why they’re champions and the commanders aren’t. Bitch.

>>150597012
>>Blacks are not good at improvisation, problem solving, anticipation
KEK ok buddy

>>150597073
Kek try winning a single game this year before you start bragging about imaginary wins against the champs. lmao what a joke

>>150597092
Oh yeah, you're seething

Eagles offense can be frustrating, because they almost never actually scheme players open.

>>150597092
>bud light
hope your transition is going well

>uppity fan of a soulless team of old man mercs
I can actually see the Giants upsetting the Commies

jalen carter should be banned the entire season methinks

>>150596987
Because the whole game is manipulated from the very foundation? It's an entertainment product, not a true sport. The refs control the outcome based on what teams will met the greatest profit for the league or push the agenda they want.

>>150597150
Same. The Giants are a sleeper wildcard imo if this is what Dallas is going to look like all year

>>uppity fan of a soulless team of old man mercs
>I can actually see the Giants upsetting the Commies

>>150597050
Actually it's great :) just exist and your head and shoulders above browns

How bad were the injuries for the two Eagles players?

>>150597191
sadly they'll live

>>150597191
Dickerson should be fine, Shipley hurt a rib and should be fine, but VanSumeren is probably put for the year. It's a shame because I wanted to see fullback kino.

>>150597073
It will be the one that destroyed your fraud team like they did in the NFC championship you faggot kek

>>150594900
Said the same thing about the chiefs year before last. Whatever team sports media says is falling apart in week 7 then rallies is the one thats gonna win the owl.

>>150597191
The fullback Ben Van Sumneren is the only one who might be seriously hurt. Will Shipley the backup RB has a rib injury, Dickerson is fine, and Adoree Jackson wasn’t even really hurt he just kept getting lit up and they had to take him out. I don’t know why some retard said two eagles starters on defense are hurt earlier itt. None of them are.

>>150597256
>Adoree Jackson wasn’t even really hurt
Damn, terrible news

>>150597256
You could tell BVS is done. His reaction was pure
>I blew out my knee AGAIN

Do it for him

>>150597268
I could hear his Achilles tear from my house in the suburbs

>>150597254
VERY believable after how easily you stopped those tough Cowgirls

>>150597291
Me after the eagles lost to Tampa in week 4 last year

whats the cowboys season looking like

The Cowboys put up a good fight, their biggest problem was that they were unable to stop Hurts whenever he took off running. They're one solid defensive player away from being SB contenders.

>>150597291
You just woke up and checked the stat line and started shit posting huh. You look retarded rn.

>>150597285
who is this never heard of xhim

>>150597303
Those Eagles have to go face KC, Lions, Rams, etc. They're not breaking 9 wins
>>150597315
I watched that whole game, and I saw how Dak would've had a near perfect game if his receivers could catch the balls. PeePee Lamb genuinely did more for Philly than their defense

>>150597268
Yea he's fucked. Feel sorry for him because he does whatever the team needs him to do.
>>150597314
Parsons would've easily had a sack or two

How can y'all even watch this shit with the blaring ads every 10 seconds? There's 30 sec ad breaks sprinkled everywhere so it's not like you can just mute it for a few minutes. Then when it cuts back it's an instant snap. Shits fucking gay, I turned it off before half time

>>150597314
>>150597341
This game convinced me that Jerry wasn't actually wrong for getting rid of Parsons. Clark was instrumental in shutting down Barkley

>>150597340
Sick copium bro. Have fun watching the cuckmanders battle it out for a wildcard while my birds fly away with the division

>>150597378
my girlfriend and I fool around during commercials

>>150597380
The delay was instrumental in shutting down offense in general. The eagles offense was flying before that, so was the cowboys.

>>150597378
Not being a yuroboo helps

>>150597385
Based chiefs chad

>>150597402
Us chiefschads dont fuck women. We prefer the firm yet yielding touch of another man.

>>150597378
The NBA is much worse but no one actually watches it so no one complains.

Remember when those four chiefs fans all nodded out on heroin and froze to death in the middle of a blowbang? Then the homeowner just decided to ignore the corpses and not answer the door for like a week.

>>150597378
I just start gooning every commercial break to the interracial couples and trannies.. usually I won't climax until I see the "end racism" or "stop Jewish hate" commercials those are the ones that really get me off

I legitimately do not worry about the long term outlook of the Eagles because Jalen Hurts is my quarterback. As long as he's here, the Eagles have a chance to win every single season.

>>150597479
Trvth nvke. People are trying to dunk on Jalen Hurts passing map from the game like he didn't also rush for 2 tuddies and get the win. Any time he doesn't have 300 yards passing they freak out and claim "this isn't sustainable!!" even when they keep winning each week lmfao

>>150597524
Its sustainable as long as sasquatch barkley and the eagles great o line stays healthy. Once teams dont have to game plan around him squirts will turn back into a pumpkin

cant wait for the webm spammer to post the same 3 webms he has from the infamous flu game tonight in the gamethread. Its as if Patrick wasn’t battling a severe case of rhinovirus. Im surprised he could even walk, much less throw a football

Webm spammer probably doesn’t even leave his gaming chair to go take a shit

Can someone spoonfeed me a good nfl youtuber

>>150597563
Literally went to the Super Bowl with something called miles Sanders as his lead rusher

>>150597572
there aren't any

>>150597563
Hurts is smart enough to play around his strengths. That's why he went undefeated as a freshman in college. That's why he went 16-2 in 2022 without Barkley. He's doing the same thing he's always done. Win

>>150597572
the QB school

>>150597572
Chris Simms Unbuttoned
Heed the Call

Most of the small time actual solo YouTubers huff their own farts too much

Wins

>>150597574
>>150597585

Saars, you seem to be ignoring the o line part

>>150594850
The defense did their job against the Eagles offense. They gave the Cowboys multiple chances to win the game.

>>150597602
>>150597640
What if I value my time though

>>150597572
Chris Simms Unbuttoned, especially before the draft

That Franchise Guy

>>150597676
>What if I value my time

>>150597524
People aren't saying Hurts is bad. Just stop pretending like he's in the elite tier of QBs instead just a good one.

>>150595104
Captain IQ over here offering water to a man living next to a freshwater stream

>>150597570
you seem a little obsessed

>>150597653
>Ummmm you have to win without a great O line before I take you seriously

Yea that's retarded nigger crap. Plenty of QBs only got over the hump with great O lines. Joe Flacco would never have won in 2012 without Marshal Yanda, Kelechi Osemele and Matt Burk fortifying the interior. If Joe Burrow eventually wins a ring with the Bengals I'm not going to rate his ring as more impressive than Hurts 2024 ring. You make do with the pieces you have

>>150597713
"Elite" is subjective. He wins consistently and has since 2021. I think he's around the 5-6 mark personally but whether that's elite range or not is irrelevant. He's good enough to win a Superbowl which is all that matters. You don't get a super special shiny Superbowl ring for throwing 300 yards every game on the way. They count exactly the same

>>150597653
>Don't have to gameplan around him
>around him
Ranjesh, in English the word "him" refers to a single male. If you wanted to refer to multiple people, "they" would've been the correct word in this instance.

Hurts and Dak are both better than I thought. Hurts is really good at playing within his limits, and not doing stupid shit which is all you need really. He's like a starting back up QB.

>>150597783
>If Joe Burrow eventually wins a ring with the Bengals I'm not going to rate his ring as more impressive than Hurts 2024 ring

This definitively proves you do not know ball

>>150597479
>>150597524
check down merchant will flame out hard when Sayquad finally breaks down. Cowboys suck and Eagles looked sorry tonight

>>150597845
All Superbowl rings are equal. They give out one a year and it's up to each team to do whatever they can to get it. I can rank Quarterbacks above other Quarterbacks for a variety of factors but rankings rings from one season to another in retarded. Burrow has the best WR duo in the league. Nobody is going to make excuses for why he can't succeed. Cam Newton went to a Superbowl throwing to Tedd Ginn and Philly Brown. Once you've watched ball as long as me maybe you'll lose the cazzie mindset

>Check down merchant
>for the QB lauded for his excellent deep ball
Hurts has flaws and none of you morons actually know what they are

Bee da Chee

>>150597909
>Watched ball as long as me
>Doesn't know refs control game outcomes
Lol imagine defending nig ball

>struggled to stop Dak
Yeah, the Eagles are not beating Mahomes

>>Watched ball as long as me
>>Doesn't know refs control game outcomes
>Lol imagine defending nig ball

>>150598094
Do a haka for us. OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA *sticks out tongue*

jayson hertz has no charisma and doesn't deserve his refball owl championship

The loving caress of another man, and my Dallas Cowboys

>>150598093
Fartrick isnt making the playoffs this year, let alone the super bowl

Aren't the Chiefs masters of winning ugly with key coin flips going their way

>>150598155
Do not check next week's schedule

>>150598094
Can't even reply right, newfag

>>150598181
>place your index finger on the pad of a Chiefs defender
>HOLDING. LOSS OF 15 YARDS.

>went to sleep after the game was delayed
>literally nothing happened
I want an apology because I was flamed for saying this was one of the worst season openers in history

>>150598218
too bad you woke up

I stopped watching after the blatantly theater ejection

>>150598218
>spic thinks the world owes him an apology
What else is new

Eagles are scary. This team learned how to win games regardless of the opposition or how pretty the plays are
We are the masters of winning ugly
We are the masters of winning pretty
We can air it out
We can run it
We can win with defense
We can force turnovers
We can win a shootout
We can grind it out
We can kick a last second FG
We can give your team hope and allow 0 points in the 2nd half

Goddamn this team is a menace

>another year of the cowboys making a "bad coaching hire" and a "first round reach" only for the coach to lead Dallas to multiple playoff appearances and the first round player to be well worth the pick
Why does this happen every handful of years? Isn't Jerry supposed to be the senile old man who can't run a football team?

>>150598231
>we

>Cowboys were decently able to stop Saquon
>defense was able to totally shut out the Eagles offense for a half
Apologize to Jerry

>>150598194
Shatrick wont make it to next weeks game either.

>>150598259
I don't have to apologize to Jerry. Michael Parsnips is a dumbass negro spear chucker who feasts on nothing but bananas and chicken and grape drink and watermelon jolly ranchers. In my country we execute """people""" such as this

>>150596638
>>150596678
>>150596692
>>150596715
>>150596763
These posts are pretty much 100% correct. I'll add that in pretty sure AJB's hammy injury was still lingering and that's why he and the rest of the pass game was not rolling.

>>150595001
Stop being a pussy

>>150598259
Eberflus chads are totally vindicated right now

>>150598274
>In my country we execute """people""" such as this
only one guy in your shithole ever had any balls

>>150598259
>Cowboys were able to almost win
>this is an accomplishment
Holy shit dem Boyz have fallen to being a Lions tier franchise

>/sp/ is theory crafting on how my iggies are going to lose again
Yup! It’s football season alright

Why is tonight’s game in a third world country?

>>150594981
>The refs are retarded and the "new focus on sportsmanship" is incredibly dumb
kek what a scumbag take

In those days he began to be called Bustin Sherbert because he was a bust and he was soft

>>150598297
$$

>>150598297
Sao Paolo is literally the only civilized part of Brazil

>>150598297
Doesn't your country have no free healthcare, 40% homeless fentanyl addicts and pay all its tax money to Israel? Lmfaoooooo thirdie laughing at other thirdies

>>150598297
Its the NFL, its normal that the games are played in the US

>>150594981
> silly to throw a guy out of a game for spitting on someone
T Philly anon and this is the kind of idiocy that's prevalent in this fan base. The avg Phillian is as trashy as they say

>>150598314
The US has the highest quality of living in the world.

>>150598314
HAKA HAKA CHAKA OOGA BOOGA HAKA WAKA FLOCKA HAKA

OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!

>>150597314
They played aot more zone in the 2nd half, which helped contain his scrambles a bit more.
>>150597341
>Parsons would've easily had a sack or two
Maybe one but he usually gets close to nothing against the Eagles. He's never a game-changer against them.

>>150597378
>when it cuts back it's an instant snap
Not really. There's always enough time before the action starts. And it's not a big deal if you don't mute in time, the commentating for ever single game is fucking awful.

>>150594815 (OP)
HOL UP

>>150597942
This.

When will WE get a NFL game? I think we deserve one already and it's close enough that American fans can travel by boat if it involves east coast teams

NY Giants vs Buffalo Bills or something like that would work

>>150598225
>>150598230
>they’re too scared to play in the rain

>>150594815 (OP)
saw a lot of soft C H E C K D O W N S with this team

>>150598231
All the >we aside, this is true. They just do what they need to win. They don't play for stats. I do wish Sirianni would put the hammer down more though. They've had a couple real blowout wins but for the most part they play to not lose when they have a lead.

How many players are going to get robbed as soon as they leave the stadium tonight?

>>150598398
There's one in Madrid this year

>>150598412
Would be kino if one of them gets kidnapped and held for ransom

>>150598412
They were probably already told to leave the jewelry at home

>>150598424
That's a whole different country, my nigga

>>150598441
Whose problem is that?

>>150598431
Yeah, if there's anything those people are good at it's following the rules and listening to advice.

>>150598406
Take what they give you, that's what Tom Brady always said

Redo yesterday game. Doesn't count

DAK SPIT FIRST
#JUSTICEFORJALEN

>>150598441
Yeah but just take a train. Don't all you Euros have fast trains everywhere?

For a road division game Cowboys played well but ultimately have as much secondary concerns with Elam as the Eagles do with Adoree. Rematch will be fun. Cowboys running game is also better than expected

>>150598441
europe is small

>>150594840
Colts new QB

>>150597572
>>150597582
John Middlekauf is the best

>friday game
For what purpose?

>>150598496
No you're not John you're bald and got too lazy to scout college talent

>>150598501
uma delicia

this nigga really demanding a game in poortugal

I want the Chargers to be good so bad (mainly to cheer on McConkey and Herbie), but I think their season could be a disaster without Slater.

>>150598321
15 yard penalty is good enough. They’re playing a contact sport, pussy, get over it. Or call 94.1 and cry about how offended you are like every other nu-eagles fan. Fuck this fanbase went to shit after Foles beat Brady in Superbowl 52

>>150597572
that franchise guy, money where the film is and nfl stock exchange for deep dives into Xs and Os
urinatingtree and thatsgoodsports for an "informed casual" perspective

>>150598501
The NFL is trying to get people to buy Sunday Ticket on Youtube so they're giving them an exclusive game. Also, the Chiefs don't get the season opener this year but the NFL wants to feature them in week 1. Thursday is already taken, Saturday belongs to college football and there are already games on Sunday and Monday night.

RED MOON WAS OVER KC ON RED FRIDAY
RED FRIDAAYYYYY

THE DYNASTY CONTINUES

Eagles unironically looked like shit. That or Dallass is better than expected. Either way, it's hilarious.

>>150598531
Dallas didn't look good last night.

>>150598528
Reddit HQ

>>150597783
>I think he's around the 5-6 mark
Mahomes
Joshy Boy
Lamar
Burrow
Stroud
Jayden
Stafford
Baker
Herbert
These are all of the QBs I would say are definitively better than him. I'd say he's around 10-12th.

>>150598531
Eagles played without their best player since the very beginning dont look too much into it

good morning saars
the goat plays today! in south america!
>Captcha H0YMG

>>150598534
They were one dropped pass away from winning against the defending champions lol.

>>150598544
Yeah and they looked like shit all night. The reason they were in the game was because the Eagles weren't any better.

>>150598537
Anyone who rates bustin shitbert above Hurts comprehensively doesn't know ball. Don't reply to me again, mutt

>>150598503
FIGHT ME YOU AUSSIE FUCK!

>>150598536
Eagles have the most reddit followers dumbass

>>150598534
Dak looked surprisingly not shit. Maybe someone needs to spit on him every game

Man, you guys really don't know ball

>losing your best defensive player because he fell for the provocations of the most overrate QB in the league
The Eagles, just an all around unserious team.

>>150598581
Never claimed to

>OOOOO ohhhh I need to consume a YouTubers opinion ohhhh tell me what to think about certain teams/players/trades please zaddy I can't form opinions by myself!! ;(((

Are all mutts like this??

>>150598591
saliva sponsored by DraftKings

Dak is unironically a better QB than Hurts. He outshot Hurts all night. Dak would've won a ring on last year's Eagles

Just got done fucking a Māori woman this morning lads… she gave me that Haka Tuah.
Go steelers

skins fans sure are putting a hell of a lot of pressure on a sophomore qb. are you all just assuming a rookie who made it to the conference game will just get back?

>>150598506
>palestine

Not a real country

>>150598622
lol no

Chief bros i know were feeling NICEY after the eagles getting exposed last night. Noone is stopping us

>>150598624
Uh they traded away their rb for shit deebo and got the penalty machine tunsil they're great!

>cosmi out game one
Oof

>>150598622
He had 30 more passing yards on 10 more attempts

>>150598622
Dak sucked last night and his missed throws were up there with several reasons the cowboys lost

>>150598631
Put your mouse over the flag lil bro

>>150598647
3 ypa is Elite

>>150598647
>>150598648
>didn't watch the game
Those incompletions were all dropped balls

>>150598637
They lost some good players to injury but that game didnt matter much since jalen carter was out

>>150598538
Saquon was on the field though

>>150598622
How could Dak have won if he doesn't know how to win?

>>150598622
People seem to forget how immobile Dak was last season, well before his injury even happened. He looked pretty good last night and was actually moving around, but it was also the first game of the season. We'll see how he looks in the second half.

>>150598642
>traded away their rb for shit deebo
At least try to pretend you know ball

>>150598662
Wrong

>>150598672
Ive been a bo nix stan since day 1

>>150598673
Jalen Carter is the heart and soul of that team tho

>>150598648
dallas will give some teams trouble with that receiver combo, the threat is real

>2 cups of coffee already

I have been shitting all morning

>>150598558
wtf Eaglebros, is this true?

>>150598538
>MUH
>>150598671
>INJURIES
I wish I had a webm of that dogshit attempt to sack Dak

>>150598690
Ah yes the reciever who can't catch and the receiver who chimps out at every opportunity. Truly a lethal combo

>>150598662
>drop ballscott

We warned you about George “Cotton” Pickens.

>>150598707
they have enough for the wild card, dallas arguably has the best special teams in the league as well

>>150598729
>>150598729
>>150598729

>>150598551
Hurts is the most overrated QB in the league, fuck off.

>>150598683
Deebo is ass and ekeler isn't taking brobs load

>>150598744
>ekeler isn't taking brobs load

>>150598518
Lol seethe at your beloved pet negro getting tossed for being the scumbag he is. Hopefully you get in a streetrace with him over on cottman since we're throwing out local references to this total shithole, which you add to daily via your existence

>>150594860
I would read an AAVE version of Dickens

>>150597524
Retards don't realize that Hurts is the most elite game manager playing rn. Smart players win. Hurts is a cerebral nigga. He's gotta visit the white house next time though if he wants to be like Mike. Even Republicans buy sneakers

>>150598861
Nobody races on cottman ave. My dad tells me about how they used to race there fifty years ago. They race at aramingo