Thread 150594910

are we fucked?

no, of course not. fifa will just reformat the groups so you didn't really lose. :)

>>150594910 (OP)
we are a basketball nation now

Deutschland is completely fucked on levels entirely unrelated to /sp/.

DFB is simply reflecting that. A team under the rainbow won't show any passion for its job. Wouldn't it be equally sad for the other team, if it lost? So DFB needs to lose instead.

>>150594910 (OP)
lol canada is gonna make fifa and germany isnt
lol

>>150594910 (OP)
What? Proper fucked?

>>150594910 (OP)
I don’t know, you tell me
Yes, we are, dumbass. On levels far beyond football

Get that Wirtz bum out of your team and it'll be better

why is your team so trash? i don't even know most of them, are they really the best you got? slovakian team looks much better on paper

There always Türkiye to root for

>>150595639
>why is your team so trash?
USAIDS doesn't predetermine the results anymore

logical outcome of fielding Rüdigger, Tah, Goretzka, Poopry.

>>150594910 (OP)
Beyond fucked. But at least Nagelsmaymay played a totally unexpected starting 11 that was full of diversity.

>>150595723
cool it with the racism

>>150594910 (OP)
ze germans always find a way when it's least expected, wouldn't surprise me if they go on to win the worldc cup

it's tough. in the playoffs we might face sweden/switzerland, denmark, turkey, hungary, poland/netherlands, belgium/wales, serbia/albania, croatia/czechia

>>150594910 (OP)
No, we are

>>150595639
that’s a very good team on paper tho
Goretzka, Gnabry and Rüdiger are just beyond finished by now

>>150595639
No doubt they are trash, but calling the Slovakian team better on paper is crazy talk. Even a literal who like Mittelstädt would be expected to be a starter for them. Anyone except Collins basically, no idea what Nagelsmann thought when nominating him
The team isn’t nowhere near as good as it used to be some years ago, but they should still easily beat Slovakia. The problem is that they are are pussies and bitches, even for modern German standards. They basically admitted they couldn’t motivate themselves for such a game

>>150595946
>Skriniar
>Hancko
>Lobotka

they are great players, you don't know shit about other countries footy

>>150595958
he is right tho
that Germany team should easily be able to beat Slovakia

>>150595958
I know them, but don’t tell me they would start over Rüdiger or Tah or Kimmich based on status. No doubt the latter are overrated and the former tore them new assholes yesterday

>>150595981
Lobotka would start over Stiller (he is a beast underrated by retards), Hancko would start over Mittelstadt

so they will get into the play offs and have to win two consecutive games there, that's all innit?

>>150594910 (OP)
Why can't germany produce strikers?

>>150596189
because of this phenomenon

>>150595639
>Bayern coach still bringing on Bayern sandbaggers
classic
>>150596189
it is seen as immoral and unhonorable

>>150594910 (OP)
Hold still Mehmet, it won't hurt too much

>>150595834
>Goretzka, Gnabry and Rüdiger are just beyond finished by now
you forgot Mittelstädt, Woltemade, Wirtz, Adeyemi, Amiri and Raum

>>150596189
they didn't need a striker in 2014
they just need everyone else to be shit again

>>150596331
João, I am already shaking in my boots

>>150596430
no I didn’t
those players aren’t the problem

>>150596943
True. Mittelstädt, Amiri, Raum, and Adeyemi aren’t finished. But they just aren’t very good to begin with. Not if you want to be one of the best national teams in the world at least. It should still suffice for Slovakia, of course, but that’s not where we should set the bar
Yesterday, it was almost poetic how the commentator hyped up Amiri before a free kick, saying „perhaps a stroke of genius from Amiri now“ … and then we ended up seeing a 0/10 free kick

>>150595639
Worst German team of my lifetime easily

I have seen this before. Germany gets to semi finals at the very least

>>150594910 (OP)
They were never the same after ozil pulled that turkish shit

>>150595639
>Stiller and Kimmich pivot midfield
That's a soft bitch midfield with no physicality. And yes I've seen Stiller fraud it up for Stuttgart in the CL.

*take charge of the national team in your path*
We are living in the Goretzka and Kimmich era. What can we do about it?

A WC isn't good without a good German team. Pls krauts come back.

Is Muller retired yet or not? If not, maybe time to bring him back and light a fire under zoomer ass

>>150600112
he has been finished for nearly a decade by now

>>150600112
Retired after the 2024 Euros and now plays in the MLS, which makes it very hard to get nominated even if he wanted to return. It's more or less official DFB doctrine that you cannot get nominated if you play in a league that's not considered top tier. Sané is unlikely to return to the national team now that he plays for Galatasaray, despite Nagelsmann nominating him all the time when he still frauded it up for Bayern
>>150598177
We might eventually return ... in 20 years or so. If everything goes well. Which is unlikely

>>150598177
Likewise for Italians, just isn’t right if they’re not here

>>150594910 (OP)
I don't know what to tell you if you didn't see shit like this coming. You aren't one of those "people" that listened to our media hyping our fradulent EURO performance, right?