Thread 150596068

we suck edition

>Fr., 05.09.
Albanien U21 - Deutschland U21 [18:00 Uhr]

>So., 07.09.
Deutschland - Nordirland [20:45 Uhr]

>Di., 09.09.
Deutschland U21 - Lettland U21 [20:30 Uhr]

why did auschwirtz flopped and shitted?

>>150596455
name a german nt player from the last years that didnt flop

>>150596494
kroos
neuer

>Wer das immer noch nicht verstanden hat...die Nationalelf ist auch ein Spiegel dieser Gesellschaft. D wird durchgereicht, gesellschaftlich, politisch, wirtschaftlich und es passiert nichts im Sinne von Gegensteuern. Das ist das eigentlich dramatische!

Facts

>>150596452
Nager didn’t yet get knocked out in a world cup group stage

>>150596622
But he will be first one who did not qualify for the World cup

>>150596557
Es ist über.

>>150596518
>retires to avoid flopping
truly the goat

>>150596647
if that does happen we will indeed have reached a new low but I just can’t see it yet

Wir sind das >Schalke des Weltfußballs

>>150597098
we're already qualified for the CUM cup
no sweat

>>150596901
we could easily get netherlands or poland in the playoffs

so why did Nagelsmann just revert the good decisions he made at the start of his tenure?
the DfB should definitely fire him if he doesn't win convincingly against Nordirland

>>150597411
Because he's a little bitch that wants to be the center of attention
He already cost us the EC by going full retard throwing every useless brown and black into the starting lineup against Spain of all teams and benching Wirtz and andrich
Now he's doing it again
Their are certain coaches that are never satisfied with just putting the best players in their best positions and motivate them
They must always prove that they see things no one else sees and put retards in or put players out of position
Nagels cuck is such an idiot.

>>150597411
carried by Wagner, no joke

>>150597616
>Their are certain coaches that are never satisfied with just putting the best players in their best positions and motivate them
>They must always prove that they see things no one else sees and put retards in or put players out of position
Nagelsmann learned that from Pep during his Bayern tenure

what does he do?

>>150598173
who is this gaylord

>>150596494
>the things i would do to taylor
perhaps it's best that 4chan is banned in my country

Warum sagt der Nagermann nicht endlich, dass das Spielermaterial scheiße ist. Mit denen ist halt nix zu holen.

>>150598173
Nagelsmann wasn't playing to his strengths
they were constantly crossing to him, clearly didn't know his game

>>150598173
what's his problem anyway?

>>150598173
would love to break his legs

>>150598213
Julian Nagelsmann: "These are the highest quality players in Germany. Perhaps next time we call players with less quality, but who give everything on the pitch."

>>150598378
*combinates both*

Diese Mannschaft braucht einfach mehr Kartoffelliebhaber und vor allem Ossis

>>150599207
gab es in der ddr ueberhaupt schon fussball

>>150598545
>>150598539
me in bundes

Obi-Wan hatte recht, nur wahre Deutsche können Deutschland retten

>>150600382
Wife-Material right here

>>150579862
Who else is supposed to watch that crap? "Young people" (including women) below 50 don't watch TV anymore.
Raab failed on RTL in the "werberelevante Zielgruppe" for precisely that reason.

All I have seen of RTL in the last decade were those highly government-critical commentaries by RTL News, that circulated on social media.
Spot on, and it's kind of weird they were allowed to do that with RTL being a Bertelsmann company, but fuck pay-TV with ads.
Pay-TV? Okay. Ads? Okay. Pay-TV with ads? Kill yours- oh wait, you are doing it already.

>>150580671
It's probably fake.
That would be in the range of hundreds of millions of Euro.

>>150600406
meds

>>150596494
Mueller is doing well in MLS

It could always be worse

>>150600406
>highly government-critical commentaries by RTL News
lol what? there is literally no difference between ÖRR and RTL. it's the exact same type of bootlickers. sometimes RTL is even more radical left when they try-hard to prove again and again what a Bereicherung our new Messermänner are

>>150600549
I don't know, because I don't watch RTL, but over the last year there were at least two comments by some RTL journalist in Cologne, that were very critical of first the Ampel's and now Schwarz-Rot's migration and economy policy.
That felt extremely refreshing (and absolutely unthinkable in ÖRR), but because of Bertelsmann, I was pretty sure, those were probably exceptions.

>>150600506
fucking Mischlinge

>>150600727
>bully, woman beater and absent dad Dscherome is good cause uhm he won a World Cup
>Kultkicker Kevin beloved by fans, children and the ladies alike is bad cause uhm he made an expensive website
still one of the strangest psy-ops BILD got away with

>>150600924
I thought Kevin was bad because he cost us the world cup by murdering Ballack

>>150600924
>he made an expensive website
quick rundown?

>>150601039
basically just his dream house and you could follow him around do silly stuff
he took it down

was bundes naughty again?

>>150601401
>had to invite the politics journos to the press conference again to create buzz

>>150601486
its time for the Black Magician from Borsigplatz

>>150601401
yet they didn't post a picture of Rüdiger instead...

>>150601571
i have an idea

>>150600382
ngl, 5 more people perfectly synchronised and this would be kino af

>>150600406
Read my post again: I'm talking about the streaming service RTL+, not the TV channel RTL.

Those government-critical comments you're talking about were from RTL West, that's the regional programme for NRW that has editorial independence from RTL Group. That's the reason why they're able to air those commentaries.

>>150603008
how is this relevant to bundes at all tho

>>150600549
He's talking about Jörg Zajonc's op-ed pieces on RTL West, that's a regional programme with editorial independence from RTL Group.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5CuoPSxEFKP7WPWUS-lHH_u4hbdMcS7

>>150603034
Dunno

>>150596068 (OP)
if the leistungsprinzip is worth anything, those three brainlets won't start on sunday.

We all know they will tho.
Can't even blame it on the Ausländers no more.
Grim.

>>150604606
since Woltebitches debut we've lost all games

Everything went to shit after he left.

>>150605533
Ossis love him.

lmao'ing at the swede and dane in yesterday's thread

>>150606056
even before the match, like I told you retards

>>150605051
one goal in three games for the 90 million man
KWAB

>>150606198
where do you see the >one goal, blindski?

FlortZbros are we going to ghost this discussion like he ghosts anything regarding to footy the last 4 weeks?

ah yes... the buli.

>>150606421
Yes, yes the Bulli

>>150606421
why didn't he just pass to wolti?

>>150606421
Nice jog Goretzka

>>150606421
Sovl

GuMo

GuMo

we're doomed, arent >we?

>>150598173
The Warning Signs were clearly there all along

>>150617528
NO REFUNDS

>>150606329
sorry I was tired and a bit drunk

they also mentioned ter Stegen and Goretzka KEK

huh? what is kek-worthy about that??

the shouting manlet, Fraudretzka and Shart Stegen definitely didn't through start for the nt after their debut

>>150619672
when a post starts with >huh , you know its made by the most retarded poster in this general

Good thing I switched to Handball as my main sport.

It would actually be a good thing if you'd posted this in the handball general tho

Ich will ficken!

>>150619672
Kimmich is based but yes I agree on the others
still doesn’t make me kek tho

you are a kek

>>150620200
*fucken

>>150620200
please come to Germany and rape our women

>>150620119
/Bundes/ refers to any and all Bundesligas. Which, as I may have to inform you, oh unknowing one, includes the following Bundesligas of the DACH-Region:
Fußball-Bundesliga
Handball-Bundesliga
Blindenfußball-Bundesliga
Schützenbund-Bundesliga
Eishockey-Bundesliga
Basketball-Bundesliga
Hockey-Bundesliga
German-Football-League
Badminton-Bundesliga
Baseball-Bundesliga
Bundesliga Pool
Box Bundesliga
Steeldart-Bundesliga
Etc

See also: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_von_Bundesligen

Feel free to rename this general to "/Fußball-Bundesliga/", however.

>Germans: hmmm yea let's vote for a STASI WOMAN to rule Germany, seems like a good idea
>Merkel: I'm gonna go full socialmarxist on these kr*uts in my last term xD
>German women: omg she's so sweet
>German men: omg did you see the bayern match?! Ngubu was so awesome, 3 goals against poopensharten!
>German chuds: es ist Über
Really, only the german men are sane if you think about it

And we don't mutilate our penises either!

>>150620540
well, "our" muzzies do.

>>150620482
Sane isn't german

the truth is we just don't have enough good players for a full starting eleven
this current generation is, as the zoomers say, COOKED
let's use a really simple metric to see what's available, market values, and compare it to other countries
this generation doesn't have any NAMES
>uhm b-but we should totally play this u21 player or this random guy from my 3. liga verein, they would surely not get stomped by the likes of Mbappe
stop.

green tick = would call up

>not calling up Havertz and Woltechad
grim

>>150620119
>>150603034
WEE-oww WEE-oww WEE-oww

THE THOUGHT POLICE IS HERE

>>150621265
No Röhl no goal es ist einfach

weg mit dieser Ratte

*wins world cup*

>>150622375
*fucks up the qualifications*

*breaks the record of losing the first game of the qualification*

>>150621293
>Not calling up der Kaiser
>ngmi