Thread 150596068

we suck edition

>Fr., 05.09.
Albanien U21 - Deutschland U21 [18:00 Uhr]

>So., 07.09.
Deutschland - Nordirland [20:45 Uhr]

>Di., 09.09.
Deutschland U21 - Lettland U21 [20:30 Uhr]

why did auschwirtz flopped and shitted?

>>150596455
name a german nt player from the last years that didnt flop

>>150596494
kroos
neuer

>Wer das immer noch nicht verstanden hat...die Nationalelf ist auch ein Spiegel dieser Gesellschaft. D wird durchgereicht, gesellschaftlich, politisch, wirtschaftlich und es passiert nichts im Sinne von Gegensteuern. Das ist das eigentlich dramatische!

Facts

>>150596452
Nager didn’t yet get knocked out in a world cup group stage

>>150596622
But he will be first one who did not qualify for the World cup

>>150596557
Es ist über.

>>150596518
>retires to avoid flopping
truly the goat

>>150596647
if that does happen we will indeed have reached a new low but I just can’t see it yet

Wir sind das >Schalke des Weltfußballs

>>150597098
we're already qualified for the CUM cup
no sweat

>>150596901
we could easily get netherlands or poland in the playoffs

so why did Nagelsmann just revert the good decisions he made at the start of his tenure?
the DfB should definitely fire him if he doesn't win convincingly against Nordirland

>>150597411
Because he's a little bitch that wants to be the center of attention
He already cost us the EC by going full retard throwing every useless brown and black into the starting lineup against Spain of all teams and benching Wirtz and andrich
Now he's doing it again
Their are certain coaches that are never satisfied with just putting the best players in their best positions and motivate them
They must always prove that they see things no one else sees and put retards in or put players out of position
Nagels cuck is such an idiot.

>>150597411
carried by Wagner, no joke

>>150597616
>Their are certain coaches that are never satisfied with just putting the best players in their best positions and motivate them
>They must always prove that they see things no one else sees and put retards in or put players out of position
Nagelsmann learned that from Pep during his Bayern tenure

what does he do?

>>150598173
who is this gaylord

>>150596494
>the things i would do to taylor
perhaps it's best that 4chan is banned in my country

Warum sagt der Nagermann nicht endlich, dass das Spielermaterial scheiße ist. Mit denen ist halt nix zu holen.

>>150598173
Nagelsmann wasn't playing to his strengths
they were constantly crossing to him, clearly didn't know his game

>>150598173
what's his problem anyway?

>>150598173
would love to break his legs

>>150598213
Julian Nagelsmann: "These are the highest quality players in Germany. Perhaps next time we call players with less quality, but who give everything on the pitch."

>>150598378
*combinates both*

Diese Mannschaft braucht einfach mehr Kartoffelliebhaber und vor allem Ossis

>>150599207
gab es in der ddr ueberhaupt schon fussball

>>150598545
>>150598539
me in bundes

Obi-Wan hatte recht, nur wahre Deutsche können Deutschland retten

>>150600382
Wife-Material right here

>>150579862
Who else is supposed to watch that crap? "Young people" (including women) below 50 don't watch TV anymore.
Raab failed on RTL in the "werberelevante Zielgruppe" for precisely that reason.

All I have seen of RTL in the last decade were those highly government-critical commentaries by RTL News, that circulated on social media.
Spot on, and it's kind of weird they were allowed to do that with RTL being a Bertelsmann company, but fuck pay-TV with ads.
Pay-TV? Okay. Ads? Okay. Pay-TV with ads? Kill yours- oh wait, you are doing it already.

>>150580671
It's probably fake.
That would be in the range of hundreds of millions of Euro.

>>150600406
meds

>>150596494
Mueller is doing well in MLS

It could always be worse

>>150600406
>highly government-critical commentaries by RTL News
lol what? there is literally no difference between ÖRR and RTL. it's the exact same type of bootlickers. sometimes RTL is even more radical left when they try-hard to prove again and again what a Bereicherung our new Messermänner are

>>150600549
I don't know, because I don't watch RTL, but over the last year there were at least two comments by some RTL journalist in Cologne, that were very critical of first the Ampel's and now Schwarz-Rot's migration and economy policy.
That felt extremely refreshing (and absolutely unthinkable in ÖRR), but because of Bertelsmann, I was pretty sure, those were probably exceptions.

>>150600506
fucking Mischlinge

>>150600727
>bully, woman beater and absent dad Dscherome is good cause uhm he won a World Cup
>Kultkicker Kevin beloved by fans, children and the ladies alike is bad cause uhm he made an expensive website
still one of the strangest psy-ops BILD got away with

>>150600924
I thought Kevin was bad because he cost us the world cup by murdering Ballack

>>150600924
>he made an expensive website
quick rundown?

>>150601039
basically just his dream house and you could follow him around do silly stuff
he took it down

was bundes naughty again?

>>150601401
>had to invite the politics journos to the press conference again to create buzz

>>150601486
its time for the Black Magician from Borsigplatz

>>150601401
yet they didn't post a picture of Rüdiger instead...

>>150601571
i have an idea

>>150600382
ngl, 5 more people perfectly synchronised and this would be kino af

>>150600406
Read my post again: I'm talking about the streaming service RTL+, not the TV channel RTL.

Those government-critical comments you're talking about were from RTL West, that's the regional programme for NRW that has editorial independence from RTL Group. That's the reason why they're able to air those commentaries.

>>150603008
how is this relevant to bundes at all tho

>>150600549
He's talking about Jörg Zajonc's op-ed pieces on RTL West, that's a regional programme with editorial independence from RTL Group.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM5CuoPSxEFKP7WPWUS-lHH_u4hbdMcS7

>>150603034
Dunno

>>150596068 (OP)
if the leistungsprinzip is worth anything, those three brainlets won't start on sunday.

We all know they will tho.
Can't even blame it on the Ausländers no more.
Grim.

>>150604606
since Woltebitches debut we've lost all games

Everything went to shit after he left.

>>150605533
Ossis love him.

lmao'ing at the swede and dane in yesterday's thread

>>150606056
even before the match, like I told you retards

>>150605051
one goal in three games for the 90 million man
KWAB

>>150606198
where do you see the >one goal, blindski?

FlortZbros are we going to ghost this discussion like he ghosts anything regarding to footy the last 4 weeks?

ah yes... the buli.

>>150606421
Yes, yes the Bulli

>>150606421
why didn't he just pass to wolti?

>>150606421
Nice jog Goretzka

>>150606421
Sovl

GuMo

GuMo

we're doomed, arent >we?

>>150598173
The Warning Signs were clearly there all along

>>150617528
NO REFUNDS

>>150606329
sorry I was tired and a bit drunk

they also mentioned ter Stegen and Goretzka KEK

huh? what is kek-worthy about that??

the shouting manlet, Fraudretzka and Shart Stegen definitely didn't through start for the nt after their debut

>>150619672
when a post starts with >huh , you know its made by the most retarded poster in this general

Good thing I switched to Handball as my main sport.

It would actually be a good thing if you'd posted this in the handball general tho

Ich will ficken!

>>150619672
Kimmich is based but yes I agree on the others
still doesn’t make me kek tho

you are a kek

>>150620200
*fucken

>>150620200
please come to Germany and rape our women

>>150620119
/Bundes/ refers to any and all Bundesligas. Which, as I may have to inform you, oh unknowing one, includes the following Bundesligas of the DACH-Region:
Fußball-Bundesliga
Handball-Bundesliga
Blindenfußball-Bundesliga
Schützenbund-Bundesliga
Eishockey-Bundesliga
Basketball-Bundesliga
Hockey-Bundesliga
German-Football-League
Badminton-Bundesliga
Baseball-Bundesliga
Bundesliga Pool
Box Bundesliga
Steeldart-Bundesliga
Etc

See also: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_von_Bundesligen

Feel free to rename this general to "/Fußball-Bundesliga/", however.

>Germans: hmmm yea let's vote for a STASI WOMAN to rule Germany, seems like a good idea
>Merkel: I'm gonna go full socialmarxist on these kr*uts in my last term xD
>German women: omg she's so sweet
>German men: omg did you see the bayern match?! Ngubu was so awesome, 3 goals against poopensharten!
>German chuds: es ist Über
Really, only the german men are sane if you think about it

And we don't mutilate our penises either!

>>150620540
well, "our" muzzies do.

>>150620482
Sane isn't german

the truth is we just don't have enough good players for a full starting eleven
this current generation is, as the zoomers say, COOKED
let's use a really simple metric to see what's available, market values, and compare it to other countries
this generation doesn't have any NAMES
>uhm b-but we should totally play this u21 player or this random guy from my 3. liga verein, they would surely not get stomped by the likes of Mbappe
stop.

green tick = would call up

>not calling up Havertz and Woltechad
grim

>>150620119
>>150603034
WEE-oww WEE-oww WEE-oww

THE THOUGHT POLICE IS HERE

>>150621265
No Röhl no goal es ist einfach

weg mit dieser Ratte

*wins world cup*

>>150622375
*fucks up the qualifications*

*breaks the record of losing the first game of the qualification*

>>150621293
>Not calling up der Kaiser
>ngmi

Tuchel's England might be worse than current Germany

>>150626023
tuchelibans 3 lions are whiter than nagers göymans..

>>150622375
Atubolu, Ter Stegen and Musiala would like to have a word with you. The rest is ok.

nö

>>150626123
>nechers in the german team
no thank you

Frnace will obviously win '26 now that Argentina doesn't have Messi anymore to get all the refball in the world
though Spain is working hard on grooming Lamal into the next refball baby

tsuuuu

GILLES GILLES GILLES

KLARER

is blud really watching womens football

>>150627290
women are physically incapable of football

>>150596452
Blabla. Flick started strong but got worse and worse. The last couple of games were absolutely ridiculous.

>>150628477
wundes kicker manager when

>>150628400
>The last couple of games were absolutely ridiculous.
you mean like the games against Portugal, France and now Slovakia?

it's crazy to think about how high Wirtz' market value was dragged by Musiala

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is this nibba serious
>I didn't speak to him about that scene, but if I did I would've told him that he should fall to the ground because it was a clear foul. It wasn't a regular goal.
what is this cope

>>150621293
How is Woltemade still valued at 30 Million €? By simple market logic his value should be at his transfer fee

heh my boy squirtz...just needs a lil more time...

just looked at it again and have to admit he is right
>>150580764
not the initial tackle, but the nachtreten afterwards

>>150606421
How is Goretzka a starter at Bayern and the national team?

>>150629072
Because that what he is, a 30m player. Nobody cares about the amount some Britbongistan cluub ownd by some Saudis is paying.

>>150629165
The alternatives are even worse.

>>150629165
as a Bayern fan I don't know either, I'm so looking forward to his contract running out but they will 100% extend it
I really have no fucking idea what they see in him
he must have blackmail on them

>>150629015
>Floprian Divirtz

>>150629165
Pavlovic's body comes up with new illness everyday

>>150629072
Woltebitch isn't even half worth of that

I honestly don't get why germans rate Wirtz
What does he even do? Is this like havertz again?

>>150629419
elaborated ploy to suck money out of mutts as a reply to tariffs

>>150629419
He does nothing, why did you brits pay that much for him?

No refunds

>>150629419
england destroyed him

>>150628813
Only the one against Slovakia was Flick tier bro, let's be reasonable.
>>150629419
He was pretty good the last two seasons desu.

>>150630611
I guess PL is too fast for him

>>150630974
Maybe he just le needs le more time

Austria has a better NT than Germany.
y/n ?

>>150632646
player wise no
form wise yes

>>150632646
>1:0 by (P) vs cyprus
heh

>>150632646
Yes, they dont hate ihr eigenes Land as much as the Buntschaft

form schlägt klasse ;)
3€ ins phrasenschwein xD haha

>>150633796
You sure the Nager would beat cyprus?

>>150633820
hoeneß at dopa btw

>>150634110
I hope he fires eberl

>>150628400
>>150630611
>let's be reasonable.
yeah, let's

this is quite literally perfect desu

>>150627290
while (You) are seething, >we are breaking another record
>In der Münchener Allianz-Arena sehen 57.762 Zuschauer das offizielle Eröffnungsspiel der Frauen-Bundesliga-Saison 25/26 zwischen dem FC Bayern München und Bayer Leverkusen (2:0). Das ist ein neuer Rekord im deutschen Frauen-Vereinsfußball. In der vergangenen Pokal-Saison waren 57.000 Zuschauer beim Nord-Derby zwischen Hamburg und Werder Bremen im Volksparkstadion.
seethe on

>>150634931
johnny will never make a single match from start to finish for >us tho

>>150634904
Let's compare the quality of opponents and the relevance of the games then. Come on man. Nagelsmeme at least had two competitions not end end in embarassment and we were certainly competitive 2024. Spain match could have gone the other way. That alone is much better than anything Flick has done. But yes, if the next game is another failure, the Stuhl should be wackling.

>>150630611
See I'm watching that >>150606421 and I actually think he was fouled, but why is he ambling to the touchline? He has mountains of space on his left

>>150634931
>four permainjured players

it's the same shit as last time
agents drum into the players that the only thing that matters is how they are paid
ie they won't even play at 50% in international friendlies
by the time they are in a serious tournament and they realize it could be embarrassing it's too late to find any team cohesion
we have turned into England

>>150634215
have you not read football news this week
uli was crying about the market prices and epl money, he will do the same today

yes yes, gooood morning

GuMo
Nagerbros....I don't feel so good about today

Oh yes. Today is the day Germany is flushed. Permanently.

>>150634931
what ethnicity is Stiller supposed to be? He looks like smooshed up mystery meat.

>>150646445
he’s fully German. just got a cleft lip and huge nose so he looks a bit strange

>>150646252
GuMo

>>150646252
>>150646691
GuMo
>>150646445
his mom is croatian

>>150646445
>>150646789
his brother looks significantly more Balkan desu

Dopa j/n?
Might be kino because of the loss against slowakei

GuMo

>>150647357
yeah it's gonna be good

>>150646540
>he’s fully German.
he's half balkanoid

>>150646909
damn, Angelo drew the short straw on the face but got all the talent instead I guess.

>>150647540
yes, I realised this as well after the other anon had posted about his mother being croat

>>150599362
Imagine someone farting under the table

>>150647848
>Rudenecher, FWirtZ and Bitchmade still in
shameful

>"Bayern ist der eigentliche Gewinner des Transfersommers"
>Leihgebühr und Klausel: Hoeneß plaudert Jackson-Details aus
Uli Hoeneß schwärmt vom Transferfenster des FC Bayern
lmaaaaoooo hahahahahah

>>150647848
May god have mercy. The Nager knows his job is safe no matter what happens in the next five matches. Under no circumstances is the spineless rat willing to burn bridges with the Bayern faggots or kang Toni, leader of the Mischlinge.

You vill cheer on the same retards that fucked up the last WC's/Euros and you vill like it

>„Nach fünf Spielen unter Tuchel fällt es schwer, sich an positive Aspekte der englischen Mannschaft zu erinnern, der es an kreativen Impulsen und sogar an grundlegender Begeisterung mangelt“, wetterte das Boulevardblatt The Sun.
>„Mir hat die Leistung gefallen. Es war eine gute Leistung, eine solide Leistung gegen eine tiefstehende Mannschaft“, verteidigte der 52-Jährige sein Team – angeführt von Bayern-Star Harry Kane. Doch die Anhänger im Villa Park empfanden es nicht gerade als einen Festabend. Schon Minuten vor dem Abpfiff leerten sich die Ränge.
>Die Daily Mail spottete: „Langweiliges, langweiliges England.“
>Neben den beiden Spielen gegen Andorra (1:0, 2:0) gab es ein 3:0 gegen Lettland und ein 2:0 gegen Albanien – klassische Pflichtsiege. In einem Testspiel setzte es dagegen eine empfindliche 1:3-Niederlage gegen den Senegal. Damals sei man „gedemütigt“, „verprügelt“ und „blamiert“ worden, hieß es in der Medienlandschaft.

>>150648069
>Woltemade sei „keine 90 Millionen“ wert, meinte Hoeneß.
>capitalist is like "fuck off cunt, the markets regulate themselves"
>market for once in a blue moon literally does actually do that
>no no no no, worth is defined by MY OWN standards

are you seriously implying woltemade is worth 90 mio?
are you seriously implying FlortZ is worth 150 mio?

another no show incoming

>>150647848
I refuse to believe there isn't a single player in Germany that can't play on the same level or better than Goretzka in his position.

last day of the nager?

Cute moderatorin at the porsche cup

>>150647848
>Goretzka still not benched
fucking hell why is the Nager this retarded?

>Die Leihgebühr taxierte Hoeneß Richtung 13 Mio. Euro. Und die Kaufpflicht? „Das muss nur dann bezahlt werden, wenn der 40 Spiele von Anfang an macht – die macht er nie“, versicherte Hoeneß

Missed the meltdown :(

>>150648189
what, did you expect him to chimp out? man has made more money than everyone in the studio combined. he's way too old to give a fuck anymore

>>150648333
>are you seriously implying woltemade is worth 90 mio?
To Newcastle he is.
>are you seriously implying FlortZ is worth 150 mio?
To Liverpool he is.

>Porsche Cup
>Final: Porsche - Red Bull

Is the nr 22 from salzburg even 10yo?

>2 injuried within the first 15 minutes
jesus zoomers are fragile af

>Hoeneß on Jackson: "It's not a €16.5 million loan fee, because the player and his agent are contributing €3 million, so that leaves €13.5 million. And there will definitely not be a permanent contract. That only happens if he plays 40 games from the start. He will never do that"

Bayern bros... Is it time that we're finally tired of WINNING? We literally just can't stop winning...

>>150649810
why is Chelsea so dumb lol?

>>150649955
I'm sure there's some jéw accounting trick where they can recognize the 100 gorillion to offset their books this year which will disappear next jahr

dont save my images.

>>150650190
Holy pwn epic win bayernbros! Unsere Uli the goat!

whos the bitch on the left

>Julian Nagelsmann is likely to use a back 3 system against Northern Ireland tonight, with Leweling and Raum as wing-backs. Kimmich remains in midfield. Gnabry, Wirtz and Woltemade to form the attacking trio
just fire him now before it gets worse lmao

Dönerteller heut?

>>150653022
>plans to play 5atb
>call up 0 rb's

>>150647848
>BILD erfuhr:

>>150653150
ja, aber erst wenn es kühler ist

>>150653150
For me? It's Adana

>>150653442
yes yes
they should be forced to label fan fiction

>Memepiss (the dutch Gnabry) is worshipped like a god in the Netherlands
the dutch are even more cucked than anglos

>>150654560
>Memepiss (the dutch Gnabry) is worshipped like a god in the Netherlands
Source?

>>150654654
just saw a boomer swinging a giant flag of Memepiss in their game against Lithuania

>>150653799
>ynr the Neymar to Bayern rumours in 2013

>>150654560
unlike Shartbry based Memphis actually delivers for holland and is their top scorer off all time

#allesfürdeutschland

>>150656513
4th Woltebitch NT no show incumming

>>150656642
>Kimmich midfield
>Gnabry wingback

>>150656513
In case you didnt know, thats an actual Nazi phrase and forbidden to use

>>150656513
CL 2020 was the biggest disaster in the history of German football

>>150656750
That's why Jogi doesn't wear that shirt anymore, huh

>>150654560
There's a toothpaste nigga here that doesn't miss a chance to gargle frenkie de Jong's nuts

kwabayern

>Während Ange Postecoglou (60/zuletzt Tottenham) und Ex-Juve-Trainer Thiago Motta (43) keine Rolle spielen, ist Kasper Hjulmand (53) ein Kandidat, mit dem sich Leverkusen beschäftigt.
literally hju?

>>150657345
Proto-Bo at Mainz

>>150648430
Da wird der Spieler ja richtig motiviert sein, wenn er sowas hört

>>150657099
Heyy das darf man nicht sagen

>>150656678
you gotta take whatever victories you can these days

>>150657345
Danish Jogi

>>150657559
He must be the most Danish looking man ever

>>150656513
>starting IS-Rüdiger

Pure insanity

>>150656678
Gnabry no show does less damage than a Goretzka no show tho

>>150657085
chaaa

Ediiiin

Nagelsmann is probably the worst possible choice for NT manager. He overcomplicates things, refuses to just take it easy and simple, always needs to be in the spotlight etc.

>>150657690
I hate him so much. He caused the 2 goals last match. He could have scored himself would have mande no difference. I hope Olli has a good day and stolpermade breaks his foot.

>>150657987
I think he plays bad on Absicht, because he hates gernany, like Mesud und Erdogan

>>150657987
I hate him cause he's an African muslim who should not be in Germany at all. The only way he should ever be in any kind of relation with Germany is if he was serving as an Askari in some far off African colony killing rebellious tribesmen for the local German governate.

>>150658045
delusional

>>150658045
Özil was ziemlich good. I dont think Rüdiger hates germany. He is just bad

>>150658103
Nice ragebait Brudi.

>>150658105
>>150658155
So he only starts because he is black and the Nager wants a Zeichen gegen Hass und Hetze setzen?

>>150658183
We aren't on reddit

>>150658213
He starts becasue Retardsman is stupid. Thats why Kimmich plays in the middle and Stolpermade plays and Füllkrug doesnt

>>150658103
based take

>>150658213
when he was clear starter for real, it was a no-brainer. You could argue abiut starting him atm when he is in a slump but in general every player starting for real hast the quality to start for a national team.

>>150658326
only resonable and non shizo take

ugh

>>150656513
>Woltemade starts
so we auto-lose, hopefully Nager finally gets sacked

>>150658488
I have 5€ @4.05 on him. Becasue I like betting on retarts. Friday we had a disscussion If he has a birth defect. After some analysis on my own today i am convinced he has. Just look at his forehead

>>150658460
at least that means no woman comentator

>>150658224
and still you act like it

>>150658614
has there ever been a German player that lost all of his 3 first starts for the national team before?

>>150658326
Thanks

>>150658777
>Kurz gefasst:

>Insgesamt gab es keinen dokumentierten Fall, bei dem ein Spieler in seinen ersten drei Einsätzen allesamt verloren hat.

>Die Verluste der Mannschaft in der Frühzeit (1908/1909 oder 1913) betrafen nicht ausschließlich Debütanten, sondern die gesamte Mannschaft.

Is it only RTL+? Is it on sky?

>>150659157
RTL normal

I am on RTL + and enjoy my Football

>>150659157
it's on normal RTL

>>150659196
>>150659201
Yeah but can I watch it in a livestream? Am I stupid I cant find it

>>150659246
https://www.2ix2.com/rtl-live/
that's what I am using since I don't have a TV

>>150659246
No, only TV. For stream you have to pay

Internet ist Neuland, im besten Deutschland aller Zeiten

tomorrow in the news:
>Ludwig not invited again

Idea:

Move Bayern to the Austrian league. Everyone wins. Bayern win everything as theyre used to and bundes is free’d at last.

>>150659306
>>150659280
thank you guys

Why does Woltechud not sing the anthem?

>>150659367
You can have them

>>150659399
too stupid to remember it

>>150659280
thank you but damn the quality is bad KEK

hat der nen schaden?

Frank "literally who" Mill died months ago. Why are they still doing this?
Was he a prominent SDP/CDU memeber?

>>150659485
yeah its shit and it stutters but it's all I have :(

why tah out but not rüdigger??

>>150659511
Yes

>>150659663
Fuck RTL for trying to make us pay.
you know, geteiltes leid ist halbes leid

>>150659779
Just get a girl, that pays for this shit, because muhh Dschungel-Camp.

T. Based RTL for free enjoyer (stream)

>>150659367
>how to lose Champions League spots

let him cook

GRANABRY GRANATBRY GRANATBRY

GRANATBRY

>>150659912
KEK, I have one tho she only watches netflix slop like modern family

Germany is so back. We're gonna win this whole thing.

Särsch

Sersch

DE SERSCH

The Nogger of Northern Island

Eberl wird unseren Tschers bei doppelten Bezügen verlängern

I am conflicted, I don't want to miss the world cup, so I want us to win, but I also want the Nager sacked, so I want us to lose

>>150659779
Are you guys too poor to own a TV? Embarrassing.

>1,98 kannst nich lernen
I will watch withount sound from now on

>>150660343
And replaced with whom exactly

>>150660343
we have the playoffs save

Woltebitch is so bad holy fuck

Woltestümper or Stefan Tigges?

>>150660616
the wonderful thing about Tigges is that Tigges are wonderful things

>>150660616
tigginator would actually use his height to his advantage

>>150660426
Southgate

>>150657085
he also sniffed his balls live on air on the pitch

>>150660836
based

Woltebitch wieder 1 schritt too late

stadium literally empty lol

>>150658614
Woltebitch will never look like based Rudi Völler no matter how shitty his haircut.

>>150660898
Kek, Based. Fuck this shit

>>150660789
No Refunds

>>150660898
it's Köln, they are too busy sodomising each other to watch football

>>150660925
Woltechad is already better than Völler has ever been

>>150660851
Poldi is it you?

>>150660925
Es gibt nur einen ...

>Rüdiger out against Luxembourg
we might actually win that game!

missed this

is that a mocking WOLTEMADE chant?

>>150661157
seriously, what does he do?

>>150661028
I miss him so much. Like Chadin Großkreuz. Some of the last real Fußball players

>RTL killed my shity stream
guess I am a radio guy now

TSUUUUUUUUU

>>150661391
yeah its grimm. why are they like this

ACK

>>150661331
Based Kevin drives with his M6-Cabrio and the Jugend-Talente to the Puff

>>150661391
Perfect timing

So it happened AGAIN

how the fuck did Liverpool and Newcastle get scammed so hard for Wirtz & an even worse Havertz clone ?

>Rüdiger
If I have to see this guy again

>>150661429
>>150661391
welp Its back just in time for the daily dose of depression

where is Cathy tho?

>>150661429
it came back just in time to see Nagerkino :')

WAS WILL DER DFB?
WAS BRAUCHT DER DFB?
WAS KANN ICH VOM DFB ERWARTEN?

>„Heute muss ein Feuerwerk abgebrannt werden“, fordert Rudi Völler

Okehh

>>150661507
damn I would make some children with her you can bet on that

>>150661452
I dont know

No Refunds

dead team

>>150661507
Based junge Mulle-Reiter.

Woltemade genuinely looks like some random dude who snuck on the pitch

lmao

welp, streams down again.
Unter sandro wäre das nicht passiert

sack Nagelsmann no earlier than 2-3 games before the WC
pray for the Trainereffect

>>150661507
Wow

>>150661773
it's back! Also i really appreciate all of us sharing in the poverty stream experience together. It actually feels very fiting for this game.

Give me Bringstone Kiel instead I beg you

How can they be this bad?

cursed dummels

>>150661847
Yeah, I think it elevates the experience to another level. Im just a little more Grantig

>>150661915
They forgot what it truly means to be DIE MANNSCHAFT

weird idea: forbbid them to play passes under 3m to the guy next to them just because they are too afraid to fuck up the long pass

>>150661507
hot

They genuinely don't care
That's the result of 16 years of Merkel

>>150661561
I command you to stop

Mats seine Alte sieht genau so clever aus wie Cathy

just get Hummels on the pitch, can't be worse than Rüdiger

This is too hard, can we play against labor pains meadowbathing instead

peinlich

wtf is schlotterbeck's wife some kind of jeet

Wolltemade and Wirtz out.
Woltemade never drops deep and Wirtz is without Musiala half the player.

>Nagelsman auf der suche nach Lösungen
Rudiger raus
Stolpermade raus
Kimmich nach hinten
Simple as

Lasst lieber den Bus parken und das 1-1 absichern damit wir uns den Punkt retten.
Auf Nummer sicher gehen Jungs!

>>150662192
Mats wins

>>150662192
mogging of the century

>>150662192
>mfw Rüdiger keeps getting call ups

>>150662192
left looks like mbrappe with a wig

this fucking Eventpublikum at every Länderspiel

>>150662255
Most likely fake tits...

another Woltemade masterclass

LFG Poland 2-0 Finland

I don't understand why anyone would even still put Rüdiger and Tah on the field
Surely any random zweitliga defender would be better

>>150662296
Those fucking starved model foids never have real tits. They do cocain to eat less witch is hot tho

>>150662192
is Schlotterbeck fucking Ronaldinho?

>this pathetic team won 6:1 against Northern Ireland only six years ago
wtf happened

>>150662400
Kroos effect

>>150662192
>>150662163
another german racemixer

>Shitz
>Stolpermade
Bayern won.

>RTL still doing the 10.000€ Gewinnspiel

lmao who?

>>150662432
unironically this

>>150662296
A huge plus for me

Stuttgart absolutely laughing all the way to the bank after that Woltemade sale
Leverkusen too but they're not laughing for other reasons

>>150662483
I try my luck every time

>Callup bayern shitters
Clueless

>Callup dirmund shitters
Hopeless

>>150662549
True

>>150662400
you spent a year shilling this shitter woltebithc lmao

BIG Made will turn this around, Just watch.
Already got the assist (plus 8 million a year), the goal(s) will come in the second half.
>>150662199
Wirtz is also invisible because Kimmich is taking up all his space, the formation is retarded.

does Nager have the balls to pull Rüdiger out at half time? does he have the brains to?

>>150662015
You might be memeing but merkel is unironically to blame for this

>>150662922
how?

Really impressed with Florian Wirtz so far

>>150662806
not his fault that he’s being played out of position

>>150662998
State of the country and nt always correlated. Merkel ruined this country and thus she ruined the NT as well

>>150663098
Thats why brazil has 7 world cups

>>150658045
>>150658103
>>150658213
Germans fell off so hard they are coping with neo nazi conspiracy theories

>>150662192
brutal mog

>>150663264
>conspiracy theories
I wish

>>150663031
kek we scammed you good
no chargebacks

>>150663264
ya love to see it

>>150663324
Yes Rudiger spent years of his life getting in the german nt so he can sabotage it from within because he hates the country. You are not delusional, its everyone else

wo ist die emotionalität?

>>150662192
well tbf Hummels is also significantly more attractive than Schlotti

I miss Boateng. He was like a Rüdiger but not so shit.

>>150663395
Dont (you) him, he actually belives that

>>150663395
bruh

>>150663476
I bet Rüdiger is better at beating his wife tho.

>>150663527
>nius

>>150663527
I think this should be proof enough

nius is zased thoughbeit

>>150663527
yes he’s a muzzie pos but he has no reason to actively sabotage the German nt

kek the commentary

>If I have to see person again
>posts image of said person

>Schlotterbeck
>Mentalitätsspieler
kek

>>150663395
>getting in the german nt
you aren't even allowed to refuse the call up

>>150663652
ISIS promised an attack on our team

grim

>>150663778
>forced at gunpoint to play

>>150663778
Nah stop making stuff up

What happened to Germany

>>150663849
>>150663867
they make you pay a fine if you refuse. happend to ribery a while ago.

>>150663867
>listening to the electric jew

>>150663840
Imagine paying 30m for Tah hahahahahaha

>>150663905
nagelsman and ausländer

>>150663905
Merkel

>>150663867
>source: google KI

Wirtz is on the field BTW
LMAO

was labern die eigentlich die ganze zeit von qualität qualität? da sind durchweg absolute durchschnittspieler auf dem platz.
ja, wirtz ist überragend gegen wimmelsdorf 1889 aber das reicht nicht

>>150663840
>Schlotterbeck is only 25
I thought he was at least 30 by now

>>150663867
>AI

>>150663997
>>150663906
>>150663922
I will shut up if you guve me any source that proves the opposite

>>150663906
and you aren't allowed to play games for your club
might as well go

every time the camera cuts to nagelsman he's giggling and fooling around
lmfao

WOLTEBITCH STINKER AND HOOKED

THAT SHOULD BE HIS NT CAREER DONE

>>150663772
yes he is

>>150664033
our squad is significantly better than that of Northern Ireland therefore we shouldn’t be struggling this hard

>>150664069
we are talking about the german team. also post the phrasing of your question

>B00 on
grim

>>150664033
Naja er hat ja gesagt bei den Nordiren spielen die meisten zweite Liga oder sogar dritte. Einer in der vierten.

AMIRI HAHAHAHAHA
WAS SIEHT DER IN DEM
NAGELSMAN RAUS
SOFORT

>>150664156
>we are talking about the german team.
German NT Is subject to FIFA regulations

>>150664055
Pot calling the kettle black. We’re all in the same boat Dieter.

>Nager continues to insist on the Dreierkette
fuck off holy shit

>making excuses for Bitchmade
fuck this commentary crew

>>150664272
last match it was a Viererkette

Woltemade at Newcastle 54 games 6 goals incoming, sold to Wolfsburg for 28 mio in 3 Years.

>>150664254
I'll be real with you bong-bro,I am not the one that posted it and I thought that picture was in germany...

>both based Woltechad and Beier function best in a Doppelspitze
>play them as single striker instead
Nager wtf are you doing

>>150664237
the example in your AI answer is about a player from cameron. This never happens with the DFB. The "penalty" is beeing overlooked in future selections. This is irellevant because the player already doesnt want to play for the nt

Honestly, Nager should just take out Witz and put in Nebel, he can not possibly do a worse job at this point

wir brauchen mentalitätsmonster wie schweinstegier oder süle

Scholl in 2017 when Germany was reigning WC champion and confed cup winners
>der deutsche Fußball wird sein blaues Wunder erleben. Oben kommt eine weichgespülte Masse an, die erfolgreich sein wird, aber niemals das Große gewinnen wird.

https://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/mehmet-scholl/scholl-rechnet-ab-54128324.bild.html

this Germany team would unironically lose to turkey and Spain are currently beating them 6:0 lmao

Schnapsi Beier

>>150664551
well, he was half right.

lmaaaaaaaao
beier got COOKED like a BITCH

>>150664551
ironically mehmet never won anything big either

Ach Beier

CHADMIRI

>Woltemade out
>suddenly some semblance of an offence happens
hmm

>>150664467
Süle could just eat the other team

>offence
not sure if bremi or the hivcück
what do you guys think?

Whits the goalie dayin

>Woltebitch off
>we score immedietaly

>>150664666
150m plus tip

AMIRIIIII

>>150664216
>you
you're fucking retarded, bitch

>GOATretzka comes on
>win
huh, b-but bundes 00perts said

Der Türke hat getroffen

>>150663527
Werft ihn endlich raus

>>150664761
HAHAHAHA
ALS OB DAS EIGENTOR WAS RECHTFERTIGT
KOMM, WECHSEL AMIRI GEGEN FRANKREICH EIN UND SCHAU WAS PASSIERT
DU ABSOLUTER HURENSOHN

>>150664669
>>150664725
based Woltechad literally assisted the opening goal tho

based Beier
finally some energy

150664860
siedend

Jetzt kommt die Wirtz Meisterklasse

liversisters we are so back

MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI

>>150664862
>Woltebitch off
>we score 2

>>150664897
YYYEESSSSSSS

WIRTZ
ez

>>150664860
Deine Mudda lutscht Negerschänze

he's back....

1 5 0 MILLIONEN DA IST ER

Hühnchenbros ...

150664978
would’ve been three at least with based Woltechad on

nice
a freekick goal against NI
I will now completely forget how Wirtz had 5 touches in 150 minutes against Slovakia and NI

>1G/A in the last 6 matches
kek

>there is an unironic Woltemade apologist in /bundes/
grim

>>150665085
maybe Kimmshit and Boretzka should give him the ball

Wirtz goal webm?

>>150665173
just ignore and make fun of the bretard. hes gonna kys anyway when based Hollerchad scores his first for the nt

lol
lmao

>>150665230
god yes

>>150665230
Damn, we lost 0:6?

>>150665230
türken ausgeblasen

>>150665217
goals.zone

second goal was 2 consecutive huge fuck ups by Northern Ireland
third goal was a freekick
neither was the result of good football
so I will continue to talk shit

>>150665217
gotchu fempai

150665327
>a weee weee
> a wee a wee a wee
>weeeeeeeeeeeee
>weeee aa weeeee

>>150664856
Sind das Nazis?

150665225
that disgusting low iq fat mutt Hollerbitch will never ever make an appearance for the national team tho

>>150665314
>>150665347
Danke

>>150665347
Traumtor, Ulli will rage

10 min left for Goretzka to twar his ACL

die machen immer noch denselben scheiß, über den sich schweini am donnerstag schon lustig gemacht hat
der ball wird so langsam von links nach rechts geschoben, dass sich der gegner jedesmal ohne probleme verlagern kann und wieder die neue seite dicht macht
als man noch spieler wie kroos hatte und Kimmich rechts außen gespielt hat kamen die crosses immer direkt auf die flügel oder durch die mitte bevor verlagert wurde
aber heutzutage hast du eben Amiri mit der Nummer 10 und Leveling mit Trikotnummer 7
das sagt schon alles aus

>>150665532
>twar

>>150665173
playing based Woltechad as a single striker is obviously a mistake. doesn’t change the fact that based Woltechad remains a based chad

Gutes Spiel von Kamerun gegen die Nordiren

Leweling looking good with that pace

>>150665692
N. Ireland literally has just as many negros on the pitch as >we do

why even call up nebel if hes not gonna play

>>150665797
they only have 2
we got like 4 or 5

Slovakia scored
:)

>>150665420
not a single shot on goal since the 3-1

>>150665868
Letzeburg wird abgeschossen

>>150665868
>nagershart lost too this

pathetic

so nagelsmann out, yes?

please never call up Woltemade ever again

>>150666216
Mourinho in

Der Rattenjunge wird wieder so tun als hätte er alles im Griff

>>150665859
crazy that less than half the population of Cameroon are negros then

now do Spanien

>>150666315
yeah dude only 5 black players is a crazy low stat

>>150666394

>>150666394

>>150666394

>Hoeneß. „Wir müssen Stärke zeigen und dürfen das Geld der Araber und der amerikanischen Hedgefonds nicht annehmen. Die DFL muss dafür sorgen, dass die Bundesligavereine dieses Geld niemals annehmen müssen.“
>Die DFL muss dafür sorgen
>amerikanischen Hedgefonds
so crazy
i could have sworn Uli wanted the investor deal too

@Plettigoal
BREAKING | Kasper #Hjulmand is currently the top favourite to become the new head coach of Bayer 04 Leverkusen!

Talks are advanced, and the new coach is expected to be presented next week.

The 53 y/o Dane is currently without a club and is set to succeed Erik ten Hag, provided nothing extraordinary happens.

>>150666506
>@Plettigoal

>>150666659
and?

wirtz in the interview literally stating he just needs more time lmao

Woltemade made me love Havertz

Edin spricht wie ein löwe

>>150596068 (OP)
>Hoeneß über die Zusammenarbeit mit Eberl: „So ein harter Job führt dazu, dass man Auseinandersetzungen und andere Meinungen hat. Karl-Heinz und ich haben uns gestritten wie die Besenbinder. Aber wenn die Tür hinter uns zuging, war das wieder okay. Max ist da ziemlich empfindlich.“

>Hoeneß fährt fort und erklärt, welchen wichtigen Tipp er dem Sport-Vorstand im Zuge der Transferperiode gegeben hat. „Was mir nie gefallen hat: Wenn man Ende August viele Transfers macht, ist das nie vernünftig und immer teuer. Man kriegt nie, was man haben will. Er muss schauen, im Juni/Juli die Transfers für die neue Saison zu machen, wenn die großen Klubs noch nicht dabei sind. In den letzten drei Tagen sitzt man in einem Karussell“, so Hoeneß.

>>150666441
The idiot SPIEGEL journalist said in Doppelpass that US hedgefunds will soon be killing journalists just like the Saudi royals

>>150668150
already happening in Gaza

>>150663642
he's literally me

>>150668272
BASED

>>150665272
Schvrkentvrken

Woltebitch is getting cooked on twitter..

GuMo

>>150678861
GuMo

new >>150680092