Thread 150596398

Collingwood beat Adelaide

Geelong vs Brisbane
GWS vs Hawthorn
Fremantle vs Gold Coast

shant

Mulligan Mullin

MULLGOD

hate those blokes with weird narrow shoulders like blakey and berry

Crisp first goal in footy that.

CAMERON'S GOT STICKY HANDS

Stalked by a fan

>In 2002, one of the more bizarre moments in AFL history, a crazed fan ran onto the field during a game and attempted to touch Stafford. It was later revealed that the woman had been stalking him for five years and was quoted as saying "I am not guilty of stalking Greg ... I am guilty of loving Greg."[3]

"""bane""" getting a little exposed right now.

Take cock up the arse like jazz slots goals

>>150596421
Post clavicles I dare ya

Lads, Jeremy just posted

Lads, Jezza just posted

Is Jeremy Cameron starting to feel it?

could've had 88 goals by now cameron

rayner is such a little fag

lester is so fucking cooked

>4.6 to 3.0
geelong should be in front by 5 goals really

>>150596421
don't talk about me like that

'ti already dead
fuck you neale

>>150596441
>>150596457
Living in the "coulda woulda shoulda" world isn't healthy m80s

>>150596469
coulda woulda shoulda put my cock in your mum more

Reckon I saw big Rhys marching last weekend

>>150596459
Brisbane made the switch of defenders on to Cameron. Neale going to tear the game to shreds in the second.

>>150596474
free palestine

>>150596481
I'll take two.

>>150596481
why is everybody so mad at israel? they're the ones who are taking palestine for free

>>150596434
Based iggs

>>150596481
Based, no more international ‘students’ and most importantly no more fucking kikes . Cats looking good

>>150596496
cringe

mcluggage crying on the bench kek

It doesn't matter who wins this because they'd both lose to Adelaide in the prelim.

>>150596481
So true

Shitting liquid again

You now remember big Fev’s public piss

i swear if this is from a flop

>We need to grow the game in QLD
*Whistle*

Wow...

>>150596524
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

pffft soft as fucking butter

>>150596524
too many homosexuals in queensland, this game will always struggle

>just give them a goal because they flop XD
simply fucking epic
take away their flag

Kai 'Britney Spears' Lohmann is cooking right now

>>150596535
He’s not playing tonight.

Any ABM (anyone but melbourne) in chat? Fucking hate those poofs

>>150596524
this
on top of the academies, it's embarrassing really

>finish all the boba in the tea
>throw 3/4 of a beverage away
Luv me some bubble tea

Lads, Brad just posted

>>150596546
Melbourne is the last Australian city. Every one capital has been over run by Americanisms. The Australian dream lives on in the city of dreamers while those living in servitude to real estate grovel at the feet of their politicians freshly returned from their Israeli sponsored junkets abroad, cuddling up to big tech ghouls.

Lads, that was Close

ate half a bag of doritos

>>150596561
Reddit schizobabble
>>150596566
4chan soul

fucking hell scumps let the boys play

>>150596570
Continue to lie to the fine people of Australia. We can smell the nigger shit on your breath, fresh from tonguing nego anuses.

>>150596562
Heh

For me? Big arch meal, a Kit Kat McFlurry, an Oreo McFlurry, Coke Zero, and a mcspicy burger.

>>150596581
fuark I'm craving an oreo mcflurry now thanks cunt

Be enthused
But dont look too amused
This is her queendom
Please respect her rules

>>150596593
Pretty shit. Should have gone a regular sundae.

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150596581
mcspicys any good? never had one
>>150596600
this, sundaes have the hot and cold combo mmm yum

>what a beautiful set of hands
lads, is it gay to call another man's hands beautiful?

>>150596598
this but unironically

>>150596581
>mcshitter
I’ll have a double bacon gravy whopper and a Nutella storm thanks

>>150596612
Only when they're gripping your hips.

>>150596610
Yeah, tastes good and actually spicy. Would recommend.

fuck morris is a pathetic ducker too, how many do these cunts have on their team? lohman and the ashcrofts do it too

that was a bit umballish

>>150596644
mccluggage, neale, dunkley, rayner and bailey all love a duck

>>150596652
oh yeah i forgot about bailey he's one of the worst at it
haven't seen the others do it as much
people get at hawthorn for doing it (and they do) but for some reason give bane a free pass

#FreekickGeelong

>>150596671
definitely not lol

>>150596671
3 of Brisbane's goals have come from freebies from the umpires.

>>150596675
delusional shats customer

>>150596671
nope, pretty even umpiring so far

>>150596671
always the afl favourite

pissbane vs peelong

proper low scoring nail biting slowburn a21 masterpiece

>>150596689
never thought about it like this

it's hailing lads

>>150596704
IT WAS SLEET

>>150596704
i'm hailing iykwim haha

Thinking this years finals will be as grim as my arsehole after a half hour fiddling session

>>150596704
based Perth chad

>>150596697
yep, and adelaide last night were shit

this mannagh guy is kinda good

Mannagh's feeling it.

geelong more composed under pressure

>>150596722
Great youngster desu.

>>150596712
you'll find another, it's not worth the hassle mate

>>150596712
>thinking with the wrong head
That is how you get yourself into trouble anon.

>>150596712
>she lets me do whatever I want to her in bed
such as?

>MKR ad
>They have the slags in the naked apron look
Might be worth a watch.

pissbane lads

neale (lachie) has been shithouse

>millionaire's football
don't know what this means but i like it and am going to use it

>>150596696
you were saying mohammad?

>7 goals 11 behinds
fugg

>2011 gf replay on the cards
yep, keyed

I think all women are annoying as fuck
the more attractive they are the worse as well

>>150596740
Arse to mouth. It's always arse to mouth.

>>150596753
Ass to pussy is hotter.

>>150596740
She pegs me while I'm in drag and a cock cage.

>>150596753
r/ThatHappened

Yeah thats gg

>>150596702
>(you)

fucks sake MY Fred aren't beating Brisbane

>refball
What is this absolute shit?

oh my fucking god

FUCKING RIGGED

MAKE THE CALL
>MAKE THE CALL
MAKE THE CALL
>MAKE THE CALL
MAKE THE CALL
>MAKE THE CALL

GIL MADE THE CALL

lol umps now helping these sad shitbanes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kwab the umps were so well yesterday

ANOTHER ONE

WHAT THE FUCK

lmao scumps

Fake ass game

Hshahahshahaha

holy shit
take these umps off the fucking ground this is unbelievable
holy shit this is the most rigging i've ever seen in my fucking life

this is a travesty
rayner should get weeks

What the fuck?????

#FreekickGeelong

Worst umpiring I’ve ever seen. Not even exaggerating.

im not watching what happened?

>>150596786
honestly that should be a 5 match suspension
putting the game into disrepute
>>150596789
kek

turned it off

fucks sake MY Fred aren't beating Geelong

"Activate it"

Worst calls I have ever seen

This is legit cheating

>>150596793
The yellow team started playing.

So which ump or higher up has money on Brisbane to win?

RC is somewhere absolutely sperging out right now

IF Snus beat Fred...
THEN Shitbane are heading for straight sets

what an absolute load of dogshit
after relatively decent umpiring last night as well

that's a good way to end your finals umpiring career lol

>>150596793
Cat lining up for goal
Some light push happens to a Bane goalkicker in the other box
Ball goes ALL the way to the other end in a """downfield""" reversal x2

he did get his foot to it

the umps are losing control of the game

this is actually crazy, i'm seeing history before my eyes
the most rigged game of football ever

>>150596783
Bloody yank.

>>150596793
Geelong were having a shot at goal. The umpire paid a free 130m down the ground in the Brisbane goalsquare.
They showed a replay and it was like, a nudge with the elbow where the Brisbane player dived.
Brisbane then kicked a goal, then dived again to get another shot.

Based Dil making the call

this is the boo finals

bros, was RC right??

>>150596822
ynr Boo Radley

no roughhousing

>>150596764
yeah i don't think fred are beating either of them i'm rooting for the cats because brisbane annoy me but if bane lose this they'll be angry next week and probably rape fred again

>>150596826
No.

>>150596826
he has been proven right over and over and over again

Would an umpire have the balls to call that free against Adelaide last night? Nice home ground advantage desu.

So which part of Geelong are all of you Geelong supporters from?

>>150596827
Just watched Atticus' closing argument again yesterday. lol

they're saying boo-urns

>>150596832
wouldn't matter when all the talk is about social politics bullshit, you probably right though

based whateley saying listen to the crowd

someone needs to take rayner's head off

this cockhead grinning about it, its all a big joke

>>150596834
geelong

I was saying jigaboo

the meth army are making their voices heard right now

>>150596834
The western part. Like... really west.

went for a shower what are they booing about?

Unacceptable from the cats fans here

honestly suspend rayner for that
afl need to send a message

>>150596841
Based? He’s a fucking biased cunt nerd, I’ve offered to fight him twice now and he doesn’t respond, he’s fucking terrified of me

WHITE MAN, FIGHT BACK!

>>150596855
Crisp

>>150596851
the worst umpiring you've ever seen

I've always said rayner was a spastic aggro cunt, now he's added flopping to his game. Least likeable player in the league

>>150596834
Toorak

We’re so back shit eating grin bros

>>150596834
Colac

>>150596856
Based

>petracca and dangerfield
Would rather have aids than watch that again.

Finally, this game is proof that aussie rules can be as big as soccer. Just a few more pussy dives and we'll be the new world game

>>150596861
holy kek I just saw it, Rayner needs to get bodied in the second half and all green maggots must hang

i'm stunlocked
what the fuck just happened

That completely ruined the game un fucking believable

WE ARE THE PRIDE OF BRISBANE TOWN

>bunnings girl wearing make uo
fucking disgusting

Based Bucks calling it for what it is - a fucking DISGRACE

>>150596834
prison

>>150596879
saved* cats were about to go 35 up

on the plus side just know that none of the umps this game will be officiating further finals matches

geelong were killing them too
forcing turnovers and controlling the ball
geelong shouldn't lose this game, if they do questions will be asked given brisbane were given three goals

>>150596877
this
i am actually shocked
for that to happen at all is bad, THREE TIMES in one game is insanity
and reminder these are meant to be the best umpires in the biz

So! Stand up and fight, remember our tradition
Stand up and fight, it’s always our ambition
Throughout the game to fight with all our might
Because we’re the mighty blue and white
And when the ball is bounced, to the final bell
Stand up and fight like hell!

>>150596886
I'm going to miss him a lot when he goes back to coaching. One of the only good media people.

>>150596895
What song is this?

the google ad reminds me why i hate zoomer culture so much

>>150596882
not all bunnies

>>150596908
The best one.

>>150596910
I want to shoot my love sauce all over her cow flesh.

>>150596909
it's google, just reminds me why I hate big tech

I'd like a hour or so with the blonde from the bunnings father's day ad.

I WANT TO FUCK MY ARSE
I WANT TO FUCK TODAY

based rayner kek

>>150596920
Go iggs btw

>>150596920
stav, please bring back cum town

>>150596910
is the joke that you're supposed to wash that shit off her face with one of those pressure cleaners? bit disrespectful of bunnings

>>150596740
gay buttsex with her other bf

Unit spotted.

>>150596935
looking good straff

>>150596895
>>150596913
fat arse dog i will put you in the fucking hospital cunt

AFL can't have both Interstate sides lose and play away in prelims. The fix couldn't be any more obvious.

>>150596935
More of that blonde trainer tbqhwy

fuck me kayo just gets worse, 'from live' doesn't even work for me anymore and yet the price just goes up and up

>>150596951
Other streaming services are even worse. You get ads during TV AND movies now on other streaming services. In fact buying the streaming service doesn't even get you access to all the content. You have to pay to access the service then pay separate for other content.

Found that out the other day and was outraged. Good thing I torrent.

Fuck retard dildo
Fuck pig dyke laura kane
Fuck soft cock Raynor
and fuck all cowardly, incompetent yellow MAGGOTS

>>150596951
from live hasn't worked for me for about a month either

Based Ralph shitting on the umps
Truly our guy

>>150596983
I am truly shocked. Good on 'im.

All the free kicks were there desu.
Rayner bumped over twice. What else can the ump do?

*causes mass cucktorian SEETHE*

Feeling another liquid shit brewing

He can shove the whistle up his ass where it belongs.

>>150596990
Kill himself

>>150596991
disgusting mutt freak

on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way on my way

>in other footy news Jack Silvagni has been signed by his own father at Saint Kilda

wut?

>>150596561
Absolutely not.
Every year I've gone down to Melbourne for finals (Collingwood customer, so it's quite often), there have been protests for American/international causes. From BLM to fag shit and I'm sure when I go down this year there will be Palestinian garbage.

Melbourne is pretty much San Fran with slightly less faggotry.

imagine being the teammate of someone doing that
>err yeah nice goal mate.. well done.. um...

I love Rayner, would love to fuck his bum tonight hehe, anyone know what hotel they’re staying at?

>>150596971
>Good thing I torrent.
Likewise, kayo is the only one I pay for. Seems standards are absolutely in the bin.

>>150597006
Careful a bloke in the UK just got arrested for saying this to a tranny

RAYYYNNAARRRRR

nepo baby lions being given an armchair ride by the scumps

>>150597015
'member when Ross shat on some nepobabies

Perhaps he should rethink his words

>>150597021
I said it ironically, Mr Albanese, please forgive

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150596990
they're only 'there' because rayner fell over like a 90 year old woman
plus umps regularly don't pay frees for that shit

>>150597016
>Melbourne is pretty much San Fran with slightly MORE faggotry.
Home of the Australian LGBT museum and resource Centre
>we're currently researching how we can get 25 fists into this mans butthole, a world first

>>150597014
Would so hard.

>>150597041
Might volunteer.

>>150597041
>>150597016
>melbourne is full of lefty faggots
>why does melbourne keep having nazi rallies???

Yet again booing a non-white.

>>150597051
Same reason the most black area of the US was home to the KKK

>let's just hope the cats can still win
how fucking biased are these cunts

>>150597062
Retard. We had that shit everywhere.

>>150597054
don't even know what race that nig is

My red head ad-fu is still the big titted red head from the Coles ads a few years ago

>>150597051
>its simple physics
A larger force requires another equally opposite larger reactive force
or
Big Gay vs Big Nazi

Good kick from the big fella.

>>150597070
yeah but the home was obviously the south

SURNAME!

>>150597076
got a link or webm? i'm surprised they're showing attractive women in ads
>>150597074
100% muttoid

brisbane are choking

>>150597078
>there's too many migrants here, deport them
>there's too many leftist whites here, bash them
>there's... no one left, i guess this is how australia dies

I had a red head mate whos shits stunk so bad you just had to go out in the backyard for a while

>>150597083
All I can tell you is she was in a Coles ad from like 2023 or something.

RAYYYYNERRR

Rayner is FUCKING BASED

the nsn glow so fucking hard

absolute kino scenes

SWEEEET CAROLINE
BUH BUH BUH

see the lovely tits in the crowd?

>>150597094
this makes me sad, pls gib more details

Dangerfield has exceptionally good balance

I fucking hate the Lions. They started that bullshit with the music after every goal.

kek based gryan

>>150597128
he lands like a cat

>Geelong kick goal
>*WHSITLE*
Free kick off the ball, Brisbane's way

>>150597144
It was there.

>volume goes up like 3x when a commentator yells
based "smart" tv

the lions are a bunch of dirty, pissweak FAGGOTS

>>150597156
Get a sound bar

>>150597128
i still can't believe how few hammies he's done with the way he just explodes with his giant legs

this 33 ump is fucking clueless
at least he won't be getting any more finals this year

>>150597163
Voss' millennials vs Neale's Zoomers.

crazy how the bulldogs just let bailey smith go

ISSAC GAYNOR

Maybe because I am tired but I hate Geelong and this 'final' has bored me to death

Why is Bailey smith always aura farming

BASED BROWNLOW BAZ

>loses daniher
>shits their pants during the finals

Is Rayner related to Quaynor?

>>150597182
he's obviously a cultural cancer in the rooms

Another goal from the blond cats player with the headband hes got a few

Good to see DIllion being boo'd there. People that work in the legal space are fucking scum, are fucking dogs, are fucking egomaniac oxygen thief's who deserve to be treated like the self serving sociopath cunts they are. You're a dog Dillion

>>150597193
yes they're both faggots

>>150597198
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>150597183
i'm still watching but i've lost most of my interest in it after those scumps
makes the whole thing seem lame

>>150597198
this applies to tradies also

>>150597156
When i bought a sony it was "all apps available" tv. Bricks up in 2022.
>Please update your tv software.
>Restricts all my apps
had to get a raspberry pi to make shit work again. fuck this current world

>>150597165
>sound bar
slop

>>150597219
My TV sounds like shit without my soundbar

>>150597219
get bookshelf speakers and a sub

told you blokes, it's geelong's year

lmao the security guard screaming ball

>>150597207
Crisp

>B. Smith kicks a BOMB goal on the run from outside 50
>Holmes sits there fuming that Smith getting the attention
>He kicks his own bomb on the run from outside 50
Based competitive mids.

>>150597225
this

That was a throw btw

Those umps should be fired, they always do score reviews to maintain the integrity of bookmaker margin and point related bets, but then they fuck up and give 12 points for nothing. Literally destroying this fraudulent scrapheap

Suck shit pissbane

>>150597223
what brand though?

sound bar bros check in

sounds like shit bar
go to cashies and get something or krk classic 5's aren't overly expensive new and will do everything for a small room

>Using a soundbar
>Not a headphone jack
Grim.

Would love to kick Alister Nicholson in his bald head

I’m the most chronically anxious person itt

sound bars are fucking DOGSHIT
people just think they're good because people listen to shit on their phones like niggers so anything is an upgrade
hifi is fucking dead

>>150597253
I'm the most anxiously chronic itt

>>150597243
No soundbar, have to use headphones or I can't understand what anyone is saying.

Knew sound bars would make you spergs seethe kek

Well Anons it looks like I will be leaving you soon as The Lions won't get it done today. Also wanted to take a chance to say something I've wanted to say all season.

FUCK YOU JANNIES

>>150597253
>>150597262
take some vitamin b12 and fish oil
get a lot of exercise and sun

>gotta make sure the footy commentary sounds CRISP on the surround sound set-up
you're a cockhead m8

>>150597264
If you put your tv inside a nice timber surround frame it will amplify the sound by 100%

>>150597281
>Spend thousands on your sound system
>AM radio is mono
kek

>finally wins a 1v1
>only when his opponent can't even see out of 1 eye

>>150597281
Fucking kek

>>150597274
based cazzie, learn how the top eight works

omg episode 1 and 2 of The Paper on Kayo!! epic!!!

>>150597294
Brisbane playing the heel. Went the eyegouge when the ump wasn't looking.

>>150597257
trvke

>>150597274
brisbane play next week la x

Cats on flew under the radar watch

>>150597243
soundbar for my TV which I play vidya and watch DVDs
PC hooked up to stereo for AFL stream and music

>>150597307
I've been to Ohio. No one dresses like that.

why you spergs always hate anyone who improves their immediate environment somewhat?

>>150597307
>everyone has pale skin
Yikes!

>>150597331
there are at least 4 nonwhites there what are you talking about

>>150597307
looks fucking gay

>>150597330
soundbars don't do that. they're an absolute con

at least get a good pair of headphones

straight sets bane, oof

>>150597331
5/9 are diverse.

>>150597342
>he believes whiteness isn't a construct
double yikes!

Who the fuck watches tv with headphones on

what a goal

>>150597328
>Please watch our spinoff series
>because we are creatively bankrupt
Original creativity in hollywood is truly dead
If its anything like the last 2 seasons of the office it will be shit

the volley

champagne football right there

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Crisp goal, crisp Huddo croak

>Taps it in from 30cm away
GOAL OF THE YEAR!!@

What a goal

Wow

>>150597344
talking about speakers. somehow getting speakers is ick and trying too hard but getting a soundbar is just what you do.

charlie washedbum

>>150597360
fags who lives with their parents

>>150597376
just what who does? and who cares? them being popular doesn't make them good
>argumentum ad populum

that was the best goal I've seen live

Shitbane lucky to not be down by 12 goals

$120 soundbar from jbhifi me
sounds fucking killer
simple as

>>150597376
>Getting the thing that is designed to be used with the thing you have is WRONG
You just like arguing .

>>150597307
What the fuck is this?

Danger

>>150597376
What female posting is this?

I paid like 200 for a job soundbar and it improved my sound quality significantly, don’t see the problem

Still fuming that Jezza missed his zeeko against Hawthorn. Would've been goal of the decade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCwIB2jW2U#t=4m15s

Bailey Dale > Dayne Zorko

>>150597406
Well, the real problem is that the electronics corps took the speakers out of the TV in the first place.

Don't know what a soundbar is. Don't care.

>>150597408
>8mins jigsaw
kys

I have 1000 dollar studio monitors in my room

Erm you have soundbar & pay for Netflix? Major ick.

fellas is it gay to stand in an uber eats bag naked with face paint on screaming at a camera that will air you on television

>>150597419
Where are they gonna fit speakers on a flat screen?

>>150597423
which ones?

>>150597397
by this logic why get a soundbar at all then? tvs have speakers already.

>>150597419
quality tv units have quality speakers. always has been

>No interstate franchises shitting up the GF this year
Finally, we might actually get a decent game for once.

>>150597406
I paid like $500 for mine and it came with a subwoofer as well

>>150597414
anyone who watches football knows this to be the case
fucking jaspa fletcher > zorko

>>150597423
based
preamps too?

>>150597432
Then the speakers should come WITH the TV, not be an add on.
>>150597439
Speakers that point the wrong way.
>>150597441
See above.

I use 15 year old Logitech 5.1 computer speakers.

>>150597443
100%. Vic vs Vic Grand Finals are the most soulful

Trust in bane

soundbarsperg absolutely fuming

>>150597443
geelong look locked in but pies could easily lose to gc/fred/bane

>sperging over speakers
game must be over then

>>150597369
based

>>150596398 (OP)
>earphones or headphones
Enjoy your tinnitus. Slowly destroying the melinin sheet inside your ear.
Also my Pioneer Kuro came with excellent speakers.

>>150597423
same. 8 inch jbls. have to go to my mates and pretend his tiny bluetooth portable thing is some epic sound system kek.

>levi subbed off
nice rising star kek
>>150597460
this but mine are only 10 years old
my keyboard is about 15 though

Not sure if I go for a dump now or edge it until the end of the match.

>>150597471
>Pioneer
literally the best speaker company ever

>>150597456
>Speakers that point the wrong way.
and soundbar speakers are tiny and shit

>>150597466
Geelong could easily lose to Hawthorn.

I have decent monitors but can't even really use them because
>apartment

>>150597486
>neighbors
FOY

>>150597433
hs8

Anons acting like if you don't have Dolby Atmos and a room treatment you should KYS.

neale has busted his balls

>>150597471
>melinin
don't have that mate, I'm White.

>>150597483
shit into you hands and hold it there

>Buy a 200cm television
>Having 30cm speakers is too much and ruins the room

>>150597471
Based Jack Kruse enjoyer.

>>150597508
Would be stunned if it was solid enough to do that.

I bought the cheapest speaker I could find at big w and use that to watch footy/cricket with

>>150597477
Jbls are chefs kiss

>>150597471
Or how about not blasting the sound loud?

>>150597531
based

>>150597511
Never seen a soundbar that short

Are you dogfuckers even watching the footy?

>>150597496
looking good mate
what's your favourite thing to listen to on em

I’m currently streaming live lads, commenting on the game

https://www.youtube.com/live/UdpQBbTcGYo?si=sn54ul8GdvLuyLTk

I know she's fucking someone else

>>150597535
Bookshelf speakers.

>>150597531
Corr

>>150597542
She’s not yours, cocko

>>150597541
looking good mate

>>150597504
Everyone has it bud.
>>150597533
Not even about the noise level but the EMF / magnets.

If Geelong get to 100 Brisbane will be in trouble

>>150597510
>how do acoustics work??
you're an idiot

>>150597557
shalom

>>150597491
mfw unit neighbour under floor always plays rave music on 11 all the time
>get tired of it
>roll my 110W bass amp onto its speaker face
>play sepultura cd thru amp on repeat for 10hrs on maximum volume
>go to work
>never hear any music from them ever again
absolute profit

Rare error from Ashcroft

>>150597531
women love showing them off at the footy i've noticed

My tcl tv speakers do the job just fine

>>150597538
no i've switched it off because it's over

>>150597561
Simple fact, it's just a better option for most people.

>>150597557
>Not even about the noise level but the EMF / magnets.
I'm worried about the 5g from them as well.

>>150597531
wonder how many loads have been spurted on those

>side by side
Collingwood mentioned

She'll regret what she did to me.

>>150597580
you okay mate?

>>150597531
me at the end

>>150597580
Crisp gupreet.

lACKie neale

>Neale achilles
IT'S OVER.

bought dadza some grados he really likes them

whatever happened to that anon in here who was going to kill his misso?

enjoying a veiny penis atm

>Neale fucked
Fredbros, do we dare dream?

>>150597599
asio prolly knocked on his door

Don’t get too close to me lads, I’m getting sick

>>150597599
She (asio) got to him first.

>>150597531
the classic 21-23 or so year old fake blonde aussie females that looks 35 who go to the footy to look at all the buff guys in guernseys and short shorts manhandling each other.

>neale gone
>dangerfield gone
it's all coming up collingwood lads

>>150597599
she got hip to the fact that he kept trying to force her to the beach where he was gonna drown her and she ditched him

>crying on the bench
Poofter

>muh soundbar
just get one of these you fucking autists

>>150597594
nah achilles and he'd still be on the floor
looks like he tore his sack now his calf or something

>>150597621
so true

>>150597607
Is Neale worth 57 points?
Collingwood are shit, so could potentially get through a free prelim.

>>150597580
Dig the ditch first mate trust me you will be pretty tired after you do the dasterdly deed. You can thank me later.

>>150597577
thousands from me

>>150597621
women like masculine men mate. crazy huh?
lift weights.

>>150597624
>dangerfield gone
Did I miss something? Have trouble watching the footy and reading the thread at th same time.

>>150597628
Based povo

>>150597621
This is why wog girls clear

>>150597635
not thinking about all the way just getting through GC and then Brisbane

>>150597628
a stolen bluetooth speaker?
>geelong fan

>>150597529
a non-retarded yank

>>150597648
>i lift weights in the hopes that women may like me
fucking kek, insecure vain faggot

>>150597650
he went down to room for liek 5 mins they said

>>150597650
Danger is fine he just came off when it was locked in

>>150597562
Good goyim
>>150597576
Yes. Get out of the major cities. Fucking Elon Musk beaming shit at us all day/night with statlink. Gigajew.

awww yeah fuck me good mate

>>150597666
He's old, the bladder isn't what it used to be.

>>150597665
This post reeks of toysperg

Yeah something about soundbars is just gay, sorry

I think that the sporty wog chick at TAFE likes me

Geelong v Collingwood GF confirmed

>>150597665
you wouldn't believe what women let a bloke with a fit rig do to them

>pinching each other
Faggots

>Geelong refusing to get 100 points
Dreading what this script has in store.

>>150597687
Ask her to arm wrestle

>>150597687
ask her out mate, I regret not at least having a crack on the girls when I was at TAFE and they were being friendly. How many opportunities do we ever get you know.

>kick it 20+ metres
not 15 play on

Jack Martin is dogshit

>>150597564
tried this on the train once, but it didn't work
>old chinese lady across from me is watching obnoxious tiktok shit out loud on the train while I'm trying to read Othello
>get fed up after a few stations, whip out my own phone and play a bit of LA Blues at max volume (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfNDqgQkMgc&list=RDEfNDqgQkMgc&start_radio=1)
>song finishes, she doesn't take the hint
>get up, walk over to her, pluck the phone out of her hands and fling to the far end of the carriage
>she keeps saying "thank you thank you thank" in her heavy chink accent and bowing until I sit back down because I guess she's terrified or whatever
>rather than getting up to retrieve her phone, she pulls out a second phone and immediately starts playing some slot machine game (with the sound up)
>I give up and start reading out loud to compensate
the only person on the carriage was a black guy who picked up her phone and gave it back to her on his way out

nah, womens' egos are too big as they are, need a market correction djyamean?

>>150597663
I use to work in one of the largest clubs in America by square footage in my youth. I learned a lot about PA's and lighting during that time. Real eye opening on how much people do not understand about sound and how wrong wudiophiles are and how ignorant people are when the showroom salesman snows them.

fuck is there a likeable team this finals series?
unironically fred or gws are the only ones

>>150597691
the Ryan Crowley gambit

>>150597710
this but brisbane

>>150597687
ask her for for a body shaving competition. win win

score should be 98 - 54

best thing about wog girls is that their mums will typically treat you like you're their own child.
aussie girl mums are all butch lunatics that want to kill you.
from my experience.

>>150597718
the missus likes hawthorn and gold coast

>margin under 5 goals
>lions players celebrating like it's a funeral
Weak minded.

meh might turn this game off now no energy in it
glad to see brisbane lose this though they deserve nothing better
>>150597727
yeah

>>150597718
partial to MY Fred but if the Suns get up they will become likable quickly I suspect

>>150597732
always thought wog mothers seethed about their daughter's getting railed, maybe that's just to them though and not to the guests (You)

Just put $50 on Brisbane to win.

>>150597711
>r/ThatHappened

>>150597707
>not getting the finger rub in the centre of the palm
someones not getting laid

As good as a 100 point loss tbqhwyl

>>150597727
Imagine all the unders bettors

four to the floor with mabior

>>150597732
I have a wog "stepmother" and she was an abusive narcissistic psycho

>>150597716
That never happens, there is always some shlomo waiting to ask them out. You have to take the chance

>>150597741
>if the Suns get up they will become likable quickly
They're coached by Hardwick. Their biggest positive is they have no fans, but their coach is big enough of a tool to make up for it.

>>150597724
KEK

>>150597753
He could have it all
His machete I do fear

>>150597764
I habeeb it

>>150597759
>Geelong vs Hawthorn prelim
Wouldn't be able to handle it if Hawthorn won that.

Lads, Cam just posted

GAYNER

what exactly is likeable about fred? i don't see it

Lads, Cam just posted

>>150597751
there's a funny norm macdonald gambling story where he lost like 30k on Baseball because the players didn't run the full bases after winning the game so the score was 4:3 instead of 7:3

>>150597702
this
tafe/uni feels like one of the last few places to attain a gf, it's too soul crushing trying to do it while working full time too (imo)

>>150597780
They’re failures. It’s endearing.

>>150597780
the downtrodden underdog in the west

>>150597780
lesser evil really + no flags
I really like jordan clark as a player as well
hate serong, jackson and bolton though

Firs to 100....cats not there

Do you blokes reckon Carlton can get back into the 8 next season?

>>150597759
Freo supporter here. Good bunch of guys but they need another 1-2 years before they'll make it. But I'll support them the entire way.

One of mannaghs best games

>>150597780
Hate the Iggs, it's that simple.

>>150597786
undergrad was kino for getting laid imo. but this was before smart phones and the rise of the roastie cunt. shits gone downhill since

crazy how iggs have won 3 wooden spoons to fred's 1

Based Atkins being able to kick on both sides. Very oldschool.

I would not mind seeing collingwood win, imagine all the seething from all their cucktorian rivals.

>100 points
IT
IS
OVER

Firs to 100 wins

first to 100 usually wins
>>150597805
careful, you'll set him off again

>>150597780
when they stop thinking and actually play their speed and movement is great to watch. Forward line is fast turning into a weapon with Treacy/Amiss/Voss. Midfield is decent when you have them all there (Young especially) Clark off half back is insanely good and Reid is the best first year player since Cyril Rioli, who was robbed by Rhys Palmer.

>>150597753
Based fellow baller…want to hook up haha?

would rather see a collingwood win than a geelong win and I hate both sides with a passion

I just put $500 on Brisbane to win.

The first to 100 usually wins

>>150597800
Uni in my experience was just everyone gets to class, head down on the phones then leave immediately

new TRON?
holy fuck i havent been to the cinema in years

>multiple generations working at bunnings
Struggle to think of anything more limp.

>>150597814
>I would rather see Collingwood win another flag (last won two years ago) than a country team going through a premiership drought
Grim.

>>150597793
fair call I'm a Fred man and I feel the same. Just another year or 2 of this group to mature their bodies, fuck off Fyfe and keep Young healthy and they'll be dangerous

>>150597826
My dick on lexapro

>>150597823
Is Jeff Bridges in it? Tron Legacy was good.

>>150597822
what degree was that?

>>150597828
how's your job at morris finance going chris?

>>150597820
based umpire

>>150597823
it looks like a borderline bollywood action movie
which makes sense since CGI is now all outsourced to india

west coast will win another flag before fred

>>150597823
Looks shit.

>>150597830
Yeah fyfe is done for. Time to retire. He had his chance in 2013.
Statisticians have said freo should have won that day but they just couldn't kick straight.

>>150597822
same

>>150597833
>>150597841

They just showed the ad after goal. First news to me

The same teams keep on winning premierships while the little guys miss out on glory

Tron was only rated highly because the lights/effects were new and innovative. In the era of CGI it's absolute dogshit as it needs to rely on its """"story""""

>>150597835
Bachelor in economics & finance

Why bother going hard with only a few minutes left. Should all just start sucking each other off.

>>150596702
>16.15

>>150597866
That's for the locker room

>>150597859
same with avatar and the 3d glasses meme that lasted 15 months, it's a fundamentally shit film

>>150597850
yep, agree. Fyfe had his chances to kick straight in that game I still remember it.
Fred is still like the 4th youngest list this year too

First time since 2019 both Prelims have been at the G

Before that it happened in 08-09-10-11

>>150597860
There's you problem
t. architectural design
And yes there were a few goth qt art hoes, and they were insane quality pussy

>both orelims at the home of football
as it should be

>>150597859
and we still don't have an actual proper HDR release of the movie to make use of all those flashy effects, sad.

brisbane should try falling over in the goal square another 7 times they might have a chance then

What are they even chanting?

i refuse to watch
>capeshit
>starslop
>sequels
>rebooots
>remakes
>reimaginings
>anything with diversity
>anything with a girlboss

subtract 12 points from pissbane for the real scoreline

>>150597895
That's why I put $500 on Brisbane just 10 mins ago.

DON'T GET THAT IN BALLARAT

>>150597903
based me who hasn't watching anything since Mr. Inbetween

>>150597902
>GEELONG
>GEELONG
>GEELONG

>>150597805
crazy how the iggs have won 4 flags to freds zero

>>150597887
based architecturesperg

>>150597887
Sad!

>>150597903
>Didn't watch Galaxy Quest
Grim.

>>150597918
so easy to bait you WABA

>>150597917
how many terabytes?

The good guys won

>>150597927
Petabytes

>>150597938
Furabytes

>>150597926
i live in brisbane and support the lions fuckhead, you know that team that has been in the league for less time than fred but has four flags? fred is just western st kilda and just like the aints both should be folded

>>150597920
The best part was undergrad was 95% fems interior design + 40% fems architecture, maybe 80 female students. So the amount of nice puss was everywhere all the time

>>150597903
nature documentary film is all you got mate

>>150597918
so funny that there's still no retort to this

off to the bottleo you lads want anythign

>>150597951
can't watch that because they always shoehorn in global warming hysteria at some point

>>150597958
Pack of bandaids and some anusol, cheers.

>>150597927
>>150597938
>Download some JAV stuff
>Nut
>Look at the 8gb used as wasted space and delete it
I know being a kiddy coomer necessitates that you need to store it due to the difficulty in obtaining, but I wonder if they ever suffer from feeling they're wasting all that space on it.

>>150597958
10 pack of -196 thanks champ

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD

LOOK AT THE REPLY COUNT YOU WORTHLESS CUNTS

>>150597969
you know, huh?

>>150597958
based midnight trading
fucking hell
a reminder that i live in a shitty suburb and everything alcohol is closed

>>150597980
Those that keep it all in house don't end up on the news.

>>150597978
hahaha
it's bedtime tho

>>150597965
You notice that as well. Its like the only cringe thing in nature documentary, so I put up with it.

>>150597958
three bottles of divas "vodka". i'm finna get maggot

now what

>>150598007
We wait for a spergout.

>>150597993
Naw mate the day is just about to start.

>>150597978
No need games over

>>150597949
keep dancing to my tune pet

>>150598007
Giants vs Hawthorn, Freo vs Gold Coast tomorrow.

>>150597958
another bottle of Dimple and a pack of Red Rock Salt and Vinegar

>>150598040
>Freo vs Gold Coast tomorrow
literally who tf?

Didn't win powerball you cunts can all share a tenner of mercury hard cider

Having one of those dumps that feel like I’m throwing up from my arsehole.

https://www.thebottle-o.com.au/sm/pickup/rsid/3846/product/divas-vkat-original-700ml-id-561205

drink three four bottles of this piece o piss

>>150597903
Come on.
Sure its mostly dogshit but 3 of the entire 100 capshits was watchable
I did however walk out of MiB4 and asked for a refund. never done that before

Anyone else just jizz in their underpants in bed and then go to sleep?

>>150598061
>$14
fuck me, must be paint stripper

>>150598061
>$14
Jeez that is crisp.

>>150598040
Might be cool
Yawn

>>150598079
my semen is acidic

>>150598079
yep

>>150598079
Crisp teenage me.

>>150598061
It's $42 at Dan murphys

>>150598079
don't like the feeling of sticky jocks me
plus i dont want mumberg to see mess i left in me jocks when she does my washing

the victorian clubs are king
if you complain about "prictorians" your a braindead maggot that doesnt know shit

>>150598077
i used to think like that but got burned every single time i put anything on or went to the kinoplex. i've decided i'm going to wait like 20 years and see what, if anything, from this time period turns out to be a classic. then i'll watch it.
otherwise there's sooooooo much stuff from the 50s-2008 that i don't miss new media at all really.

>>150598147
crisp straffo

Kill Bill is awesome and that has a girlboss

>>150598104
grim. basically price it like any other cheap spirit and hope cunts don't realise it's just "fortified wine"

>>150598153
tarantino has talent thoughbeit

Brisbane supporters are alright, except for the faggot that posts in here, but poort supporters, crows supporters, west coast supporters, absolute braindead retards

>>150598130
>highest crime city in the country
>but muh footy clubs
have fun with that

The vic clubs have true supporters

>>150598147
dont get me wrong I still haven't seen 50% of capeshit films and could drop dead not giving a shit. but I spend 5mins reading reviews and I tend to go to final showings if need be. I remember seeing Inception (kino film btw) at the final cinema session in my entire city. There were maybe 6 people there

>Lachie Neale (confirmed) calf
Gone.
Brisbane done?

The best movies are the ones that you can rewatch again and think they're awesome everytime. Like Gladiator

>>150598222
yep, can't beat the Pies or Cats

>>150598222
They deserve it. Raynor's antics cursed them as the biggest flogs.

>>150598222
Geelong are going to win the flag

>>150597807
If anyone is going to break the 16 curse, it's going to be Collingwood.

>>150598080
Q clash final would be kino

>>150597759
>Freo beating Collingwood at the MCG in a final
They didn't do it when the queen died and the whole stadium was bathed in purple. They won't do it when it'll be a full hostile crowd.

>laughs in GWS
this season is the closest finals in history ever so anyone is a chance

Imagine fraudmantle somehow stumble into the grand final then get belted by 15 goals

>>150597759
Let's be honest with ourselves, it's going to be a bane cats GF
Fred and Gold Coast aren't ready to win the semi, and Geelong are going to have even less trouble against the Giants than they did tonight.

The framing of Mark O'Connor by the coward Cam Rayner

Remember the utterly putrid 2019 grand final?

And the utterly putrid 2022 grand final?

Hopefully we get a close grand final this year

>>150598312
>>150598324
the pattern seems to be every grand final is shit except the ones collingwood plays in

>>150598298
Yet Brisbane are going to beat Collingwood?
As Adelaide found out Collingwood have been sitting in 2nd gear for the last 6 weeks of the H&A.

>>150598293
Shades of 2007. It'll be the cats doing them just like they did port

>>150598293
That would be poetic since they opened the season the same way against Geelong

>>150598334
Biggest and best team in the land always puts on a high quality show.

every game is close because of 666

>>150598355
Don't think the devil cares much about the AFL, mate

What was going on in the brain department her for Thilthorpe? Why didn't he just kick it?

>>150598373
>implying the afl administration isn't satanic

>>150598336
>As Adelaide found out Collingwood have been sitting in 2nd gear
Not happening again unless Raynar uses the dreaded f slur during the semis

don't know if I'm progressing or regressing. I've stopped caring about analysing or thinking deeply about life altogether and just am doing what I feel like without questioning it

Hour team is guaranteed to be playing in two weeks right alf?

>>150598393
>I'm a big stupid moron and I wear the same stupid beard every day

banes still gonna win the flag or im nuking austala that piece of shit land

cant decide whether to watch Austalian master chef. Austrlan arent known to be good c-at anything really

>>150598332
2023 was pretty goddam close. You make it sound like a drought of quality GFs

>>150598432
it's shit slop for bored housewives' background sound while they play their brainrot ipad puzzle games mate

>>150598393
it seemed like a showboating move you'd do if you were up by 10 goals but they were down by 3

Alright, who gets eliminated tomorrow?

>>150598440
Hawthorn and Gold Coast

>>150598440
Cunts and Roaches

I learnt a good mayo receipe tho

Pee yew, smells like shit in here.

>>150598432
>jeet calls australia shit
shit weak bait

there's a qt wog girl in my tafe class.
always sit there imagining her hairy vagina and armpit stubble.

>the autistic transgender paedophile is nowhere to be seen
>india flag returns
hmm....

>>150598556
best part is she shaves in the morning then by knockoff shes already got stubble

like 5 o clock shadow but on her mound and pits

wonder if we'll get a good game tomorrow

elimination finals will be good, looking forward to fred at home in front of a sold out optus stadium v suns first bite at finals

>>150598596
Would be stunned.

feels like this sport is in a slow demise tbqh

>>150598632
this but my mental health

>>150598556
well she probably has nice clean shaved pussy and armpits, sorry bro

im gonna drink my head off tonight. what are you blokes gonna do?

>>150598670
Take my 5th dump, shower, and go to bed.

>>150598632
this
gets worse and worse every year

i need to sort myself out. lose weight. fucking sick of it.

>>150598884
Fat pig

>>150598828
am a crows supporter and wasn't even excited about my team playing finals for the first time since 2017, just sat on the couch browsing my laptop with the game on in the background.
the game has far too much of this melbournian + feminine feel where all the players are into cafe culture, coffees, brunch, designer clothing, fragrances, instagram, wine tasting, progressivism, etc. it's all gotten way too gay for me.

>>150598969
>gotten
FOY

Night, faggots.

Just got home. Should've stayed home. What a fucking shit night.

Time for some late night reheated pizza.

>>150599109
what happened?

>>150599590
Boyfriend wouldn’t let me top after he finished in my arse

Would have been convenient if this was a whatsApp group

>>150598440
Fraud

Just woke up what did I miss?

rec me a food

>>150600721
let me guess you need more?

>>150600721
cat shit + dog shit
I think you'll be surprised by the new taste

>>150600721
My shit. Eat it straight out of my arse

>>150600721
Cyanide pills

its not fair i think youse really mean

chicken chiili

>>150600721
Noodle

After last night I think I might be done with this season.

>>150601621
same, but league and sport

>>150600808
>Gravy
We're a mayonnaise country, m8.

bane can't beat collingwood or geelong at the 'g

has never happened before in history

just took a huge Adelaide Football Club in the dunny lads

>>150601842
Mayo on fries?

>>150602300
absolutely

>>150602300
Not so much on, but something you dip them into.

Fookin bogans

Peri mayo barby mayo tandoor mayo understandable

going surfing lads

Get fucked by a shark faggot

do india have shark?

We need a new thread.

make one then

>>150604081
>>150604081
>>150604081