Thread 150598712

Maggi edition

NRL
>GAME 1
St George-Illawarra Dragons v Penrith Panthers
3:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
WIN Stadium
4.60-1.20
>A daunting challenge awaits the wounded Dragons at the end of a frustrating season. It's the four-time champs, one game away from another Finals campaign.
Dragons 1-12 5.60
Dragons 13+ 14.00
Panthers 1-12 3.25
Panthers 13+ 1.77
Dragons +14.5 1.82 Panthers -14.5 1.99

>GAME 2
Gold Coast Titans v Wests Tigers
5:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Cbus Super Stadium
1.96-1.88
>This game signals the end of Des Hasler's two-year stint with the Titans. In contrast, Benji Marshall & Wests Tigers made significant progress in 2025.
Titans 1-12 3.20
Titans 13+ 4.00
Tigers 1-12 3.20
Tigers 13+ 3.75
Titans +0.5 1.89 Tigers -0.5 1.90

>GAME 3
Canterbury Bulldogs v Cronulla Sharks
7:35pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Accor Stadium
1.50-2.58
>This clash is about fine tuning for Week 1 of the Finals when the Bulldogs will play the Storm in Melbourne, while the Sharks have a home game.
Bulldogs 1-12 2.75
Bulldogs 13+ 2.55
Sharks 1-12 3.80
Sharks 13+ 7.50
Bulldogs -6.5 1.93 Sharks +6.5 1.87

>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322

NRLW
>GAME 1
St George-Illawarra Dragons v North Queensland Cowboys
12:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
WIN Stadium
1.93-1.91
>The Cowboys have secured a place in the Finals, while the Dragons need to win their last two games & rely on other results to grab a spot.
Dragons 1-12 2.85
Dragons 13+ 4.50
Cowboys 1-12 2.80
Cowboys 13+ 4.50
Dragons +0.5 1.90 Cowboys -0.5 1.90

>GAME 2
Canterbury Bulldogs v Cronulla Sharks
5:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
Accor Stadium
5.50-1.15
>Saturday's NRLW action concludes with two clubs who meet for the first time.
Bulldogs 1-12 5.90
Bulldogs 13+ 19.00
Sharks 1-12 3.00
Sharks 13+ 1.73
Bulldogs -14.5 1.82 Sharks +14.5 1.99

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Castleford Tigers v Wakefield Trinity
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
7.00-1.09
>Round 25 of the Super League from The OneBore Stadium.

>GAME 2
St Helens v Wigan Warriors
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.25-1.66
>Round 25 of the Super League from Totally Wicked Stadium.

>GAME 3
Warrington Wolves v Leigh Leopards
00:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
3.80-1.26
>Round 25 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.

>GAME 4
Hull KR v Hull FC
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.04-10.50
>Round 25 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Park.
Hull FCKR kek

will be tipping poothers like everyone else but fuck it'd be sweet to see the poogans rise up
pootans vs poogers could be kino or just a poogers ez 50
the 2 frauds combine I expect to see the family split in the tips for this one

Penrith will flog them
Tigers will win but Titans will have some spirit
Dogs 13+

I wanted to keep it healthy. Made some awesome chicken noodle soup and airfryer roast chicken but still drank half a bottle of vodka and passed out before roosters/rabbitohs was over

damn

I blame the warriors 100% they made me do it

You didn’t miss much the second half was shit aside from Cheese making a couple hits and a few decent enough tries

BIG GAME LATRELL

Come on poogers

novakbros..

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

>>150605164
>novakbros..

>>150605164
He's never getting no.25 is he?

Well thanks to “manly” not being able to win by 13+ or even cover the @ -9.5 this will be my last bet….
……….
…………….
…………………
FOR THE REGULAR SEASON!!
COME ON FINALS!!

>>150604964
But if the poogans win we get a kino final game proxy spoonbowl

>we’re in here lads
>>150576482
>>150576482
>>150576482

It really is a kino jersey

Again. NOT a spoonbowl. There has NOT been a spoonbowl this season.

Duh. That’s why the word proxy preceded it. It could end up the game that decides who gets it

All games are Spoonbowl if you think about it

>>150605868
It's 100% ogre

BroncGODS and Posters making sure there is very little at stake for the rest of the weekend. If only the NRL knew it could have put one of those games on Sunday instead

>>150607023
Woah

Assuming Panthers beat the Dragons Week 1 of the finals will look like this

1 Raiders vs 4 Broncos
2 Storm vs 3 Bulldogs
5 Sharks vs 8 Roosters
6 Warriors vs 7 Panthers

>>150607228
Leaked the script >>150500998 last week

>>150607023
lad that is way too deep for a saturday morning

Good for League 'hips:
Raiders, Dogs, Warriors
Meh for League:
Roosters, Sharks
Tragic for League:
Broncos, Storm, Panthers

>>150607023
only if i'm watching them with the misso iykwim haha

When Reynolds and Monkey return they'll reshackle the twink and the whole peem will go back to being shit.

>>150605865
Kek

Remember to join SC Finals lads

>>150609493
3 entries
Kek. KEK

>>150609605
Actually there’s about 24 now this is just an old pic

Based selfie posting anon is back

>>150612387
>Based selfie posting anon is back

>>150607383
Wrong, only the BroncGODS matter so any BroncGOD premiership is good for the competition

>>150610307
FUCK YOU!! I wanted to buy @0.50 but never got around to it (bought cash converters & Pokémon cards instead) and everytime I check the price I seethe!!

>>150607228
>5 Sharks vs 8 Roosters
Will be hard to overcome the Sharks home ground advantage at Allianz stadium, but I think the Chooks can do it.

They allow finals at shit grounds like pooark park in weeks 1 and 2 lad

>>150613074
I feel bad. I was sure I made a post where I suggested buying them to people here but I can’t find

Can’t wait for 2037 and the kino week 1 final at Leichhardt Oval

Leichardt is not a shitty ground

>>150613177
>>150613177
Panthers will lose on purpose today so that they can play Sharks and not have to go to NZ for their first finals game. Screenshot this post and put me in teh screencap

Poor little draggies kek

Are you sure? I think they move it to the regional hub.

Teagan 'Protected Species' Berry

Poothers will want 7th place so they can play the worriers and then play the loser of poorm/bildogs

Feel like Kirra would be easy target for spammers

Realistically how do the Panthers tank the game though? They've named a full strength team, can't change it, and are playing the Dragons. It's impossible for them to not win.

Sick try

Soft D
Soft Dragons

BERRY NICE

Good afternoon brothers

Imagine if Teagan played for a good team, she'd be NSW fullback, Jillaroo winger, and the face of the game

Abhorrent post

Wighton the criminal
https://youtu.be/FUMJXvY2ywI

It's the Cowfemboys vs Teagan Berry

>>150615343
Sooooo… she’d be Maddie Studdon?

Except good

>>150615640
Scummy motherfucker, makes sense tho since he's friends with Fattrell

Chicken salad for lunch lads.

Teagan isn't hurling ropes into Sydney harbour

That's Kirra, Fran, and Bree

>>150616078
You're right and I realised my shame immediately but assumed no-one would be as based as you to know that

This is a fucking sexy game bros, meanwhile you've got the womens AFL and the Soccer...which just looks like a bunch of ugly dykes running around. The family is truly blessed by these Amazonian goddesses

>>150613621
Its the shittest ground

>>150616046
I'm hurling ropes into the harbour for her iykwim harharhar

Bros, can't believe old man Novak lost to a 20 year old Spanish bvll in the prime of his life. How could this happen?

>>150616097
/nrl/ and watchherfooty, the home of NRLW

Why do the Dragons suck so badly? Too young? Too light? Not fit enough? Not strong enough?

Notice the Dragons don't have any fat tanks. Need a few boppers to skittle the line.

I'd throw my hands up too Teagan

Franny

>>150616031
Is that bat?

What do you think?

>>150616509
*in gruff Bale Batman voice*
WHERE ARE THEY

all over soon

>>150616897
“No one cared who I was ‘til I put on the headgear”

Edwards is so shit

About to order Indian lads, what should I get?

ANYONE SEEN GUTHO

>gutho let’s a try in
Don’t see that often

He’ll get a good job as a turnstile when he retires

Nice “tackle” Gutho

NOT

K I N O Stadium

>>150617110
Home of the Illawarra-St George Steelers

COMEBACK

Teddy would have caught that

>>150617075
rogan josh and some garlic naan

FlannaSHIT

blind touchie

refball

>>150617134
Based and Rogan Josh pilled

Rogan Josh is a horse lad

COMEBACK

Teddy would have stopped that

guthoWHINGE

>>150617731
Him and pooses are such fucking crybabies.

Mouthing off at the ref should be a sin bin 2bh

On average, how much game time do you reckon gets wasted per match from letting the clock continue to tick down when there’s no actual play happening? Like waiting for conversions, poos, time between handovers after errors. I reckon it’s got to be about 10 minutes per game at least.

It’s probably more than that but it’s ok

business idea: the whole peem tells the ref he's a cunt and then he can bin the whole peem

guthershit
gutherSHIT
GUTHERSHIT

>>150617883
>just gotta do the 4D chess version
Player: what would happen if I called you a useless cunt?
Ref: I’d have to send you off
Player: what if I just thought it?
Ref: I couldn’t do anything about that
Player: righto then *jogs away*

Handover time I can live with but it should be time off for conversions and poos. Especially poos.

>st george ending the year behind the posts
Oh dear

>>150617923
>time off for conversions and poos
They tried this in a trial game 20 years ago. It was a disaster

He can technically send you off for uttering the word but yeah pretty funny to try it.
There used to be a guy at Souths games who’d yell out to individual players;
>hey sutton, SUTTON! Look at the number on your back. I know where you live

Canterbury won the gf in 1995 from 6th place in the first top8 finals series

>>150617954
Why? Did they take too long? Put them on a shot clock like the dropouts if that’s the case.

>>150617960
ynr Moghseen Jadwat

Poothers aren’t a typical bottom 4 filler peem. They’re only 7th because of a meme slow start. Only peem I have above them right now is Canberra and it’s not by much.

Based whistling ad

If the gf was next week between Canberra and Penrith I’m tipping the Panthers

Raiders and Penrith are meeting in the Prelim unless Broncucks cause an upset.

Amily getting excited about a team beating the dragons when it's their only win for a month. Great ANALysis guys.

Why didn't the dragons turn up for the fans lads

They keep making this point of losing games in Wollongong ostensibly because they hate Illawarra, the bastards.

LETS GO POOGERS
A TRY ON DAYBOO

>marcus bai son playing on debut
one to watch

What if Dessie goes to coach PNG? Could be a bit of fun

on ya foran have a good life m8 :)

According to /nrl/ players Robina has the best grass

normal short dropout pootans try

>>150618386
The playing field ain’t bad either

That’s how you do it

TIGGODS TIGGODS TIGGODS TIGGODS TIGGODS TIGGODS
meow meow meow meow meow meow

based DJ playing the pussy cat song

BIG BELLY ELLIE

>biggest game of the season
>last time we'll see kieran foran play ever again
>2 peems that NEED to win
>dead thread

Titans need to sort out their uniforms. From top to bottom it should be sky blue, deep blue, gold. It’s supposed to represent the beach, ocean, and sky. No wonder they’re so shit it’s very confusing you’re putting the sea above the sky and there’s too much white and the socks should be predominantly gold

TRY ON DEY-BOO

THE 18 YR OLD GETS A TRY ON DAYBOOOOOOOOO
ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY NRL 21 DAYS AGO
HAS TO GO HOME AND DO HIS HOMEWORK

LETS FUCKING GONE POOGERS

TITBACK

>it’s 10-4 and you know what that means
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

fucking poogers give em both the spoon

Ruh roh

thats a try

His measure of success was finishing above souffs
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149029077/#q149050742
What does he do now?

>>150618711
Teary wank to his husband quincy dudd and he’ll be fine

ROYCE CUNT

>>150618711
>just bottom 3 feels

>>150618711
de-merge and prepare for relegation

ROYCE CUNT DOUBLE

BASED hunt's better half going for a hattrick

>>150618711
Set the bar low, finish low. 15th as it turns out

GET DIVING OUT OF THE GAME
>run into the line all day everyday
>stay on feet and power forward

>slight brush on arm
>fall over doing 14 backflips
>ded
>penalty
>get up instantly and skip away

Based whistling ad

now we're getting spoon grade footy

not sure about the lime green headgear if that’s his trademark that’s cool

Don’t put your head on the wrong side of a tackle kids
https://youtu.be/Aiu5Fr7-hFQ?si=9QNTCUAaO0N3bzPw

Aweee yeah skux imagine a Samoan girl sitting on your willy aye g haha

>>150619127
https://youtu.be/Aiu5Fr7-hFQ?

Yea id rather not be suffocated

>>150619140
Naww g I'm talkin bout one of dem little ones b4 dey hit the wall aye brew

words escape

SPOON ASS LEL
SPOON ASS LEL
SPOON ASS LEL

LONG LIVE THE SPOON ASS LEL KNIGHTS

no way there’s 16k there lol it holds 27k

Fug

At least if Titans do win here it’ll make tomorrow more interesting

Oh for fuck sake. Come on poogers

Titans gotta be the ugliest team in the comp, is there a single chad in the entire squad?

Knights fans mental health check?

BASED DES
BASED FORAN
BASED /nrl/ FAMILY
BASED (you)

absolute state of balmain & western suburbs combined

Whatever Des said to them at the break, he probably should have started doing that 2 years ago

>>150619236
I don’t want to fucking talk about it

Des and Foz did NOT want that spoon they still have a bit of Manly in them

>>150619234
Kieran Foran is relentlessly handsome

Future family member spotted

MY SPOON IS WAITING
COME AND JUMP ON IT

To put insult to injury I can already see Moses putting in an Andrew Johns type of performance tomorrow

work dinner last night still drunk
up the broncgods cunt

ON YA KEIRAN good work pootans doing it for the fella and for des

Stacey Jones pick Foran for NZ please

Shut up cunts we still have a game in hand.

4/5 lads

Holy shit those kids are cringe trying to get around the Foran let the bloke be with his team mates
the 2 seeking the most attention arnt even his kids by blood
only the chubby fulla is any they were boxing the poor cunt out!!lmao

None of the people close in the tipping comp tried for the upset

Pointless game for both peems what's stopping them from sitting on the ground and chilling for 80 mins

whats this meme shit JUST PLAY FOOTY

Never tipping Benji's retards ever again, what a bunch of useless cunts

wtf is going on here?

HOLY BASED MOTHER

>>150619338
So that little girl kissing him on the lips wasn't even his kid?

>>150619390
Something like that happened out in the country in the 80s. One team was down by 50 or so with 25 to go, running out of players and asked to forfeit. Other team needed the for and agsinst to count so they all agreed to sit down till the end of the game

>afl gets a 20 minute welcome to country
>NRL gets wolfmother to play live for a walkout

>>150619412
Nope step daughter

>>150619429
Holy suss

>played bulldogs chant through the speakers during pooarks training
that has to have a negative effect on the peem kek

no finals footy for him

REED MAHONEY STIR SOME SHIT BASED SHIT STIRRER

>>150619465
cute grey, they should go back to having that as a mascot

Mini grub on
Ok I’ll watch this game

WELL WELL WELL.

MY NAME IS MARCELO MONTOYA AND I COME TO KILL YOUR FAMILY

Curran = What Irish thinks he is LMAO

Big Foz busting every ussy and bussy in this family me thinks

>>150619491
I think you need to do two things, find religion and stop looking at porn

doggies would want to score here putting them 4 maybe 6 ahead of the pooarks

>>150619497
You'll take that back after he goes full Benoit

PUT HYNES IN THE BIN

>>150619497
Good post

This game is purely for softening up before the finals purposes. Both teams should've rested everyone, it's a bit silly but whatever have at them then

Does it even matter who wins this?

>>150619491
damn whats the daughters@? (both)

>>150619512
As a bronchad I'm all for both these retards absolutely decimating each other, as many I juries as possible

it matters for my tips

lol dumbarse

dogs playing desperate why didn't Ciraldo tell them that the sharks are frauds

it matters for the players individually they're all playing for spots. It's a bit like a trial in that respect and both coaches have gone all out like it is a finals game

https://youtu.be/F6cANA6FcRg?si=2WKwLgU5Lvcx9zmM

All this for an inevitable straight sets exit

MILKING CUNT

Reed Mahoney crusher tackled him with his nutsack crazy stuff

can't be that hurt if he's alright for a bit of biff, should stay on his wing

more diving jfc I'd be fucking embarrassed to carry on like that just play footy I ofcourse blame the refs

business idea: try to score instead of trying to milk penalties

pooarks spend anymore time on the dogs line they're going to have to start paying rent!

Kikau ain't right

>former Parkes Spaceman
https://youtu.be/XCbAEkfXSDE

Nice, 2 bulldog fags down already

poodogs bros...

>>150619645
Just spent 5 minutes looking for their old badge, I think it was round, couldn't find it

Canterfraudy Fraudstown Fraud-dogs

>>150619708
Not sure that was what he was after. Kino logo still

I have a sneaking suspicion that members of this very same family are posting in r/NRL

My predicted Dally M team of the year since there is nothing else to talk about

1. Tedesco
2. Coates
3. Shibasaki
4. Crichton
5. Kiraz
6. Strange
7. Cleary
8. Haas
9. Brailey
10. Tapine
11. Young
12. Katoa
13. Clark

>>150619758
r/nrlpremiumplus

>>150619758
and how would you know this?

Are they really going to play q finals game at 6.30pm on a Friday? Lol

>>150619776
I patrol to make sure no ones taking my good posts here

DOGS ARE ABSOLUTE FRAUDS

Based whistling ad

FRAUD DOGS

>>150619736
Might be this but I remember it was a round badge and the spaceman was in a full space suit and facing forward. Doesn't matter, I found something much better

>>150619758
There is someone here who posts on w/pool, wouldn’t mind except they post there first and then here

I only have you guys

>>150619814
Me on the right

don't worry doggy tippers I have it on good authority that galvin is going to turn it up and get 4 tries and 15 try assists

Parkes is a test venue https://youtu.be/a42AH3bgQ6w?

>>150619758
Post examples

>>150619847
That was crazy. I think it ended up 38-2 or something? But we couldn’t get a conversion for love nor money

might get a coffee brb

>>150619776
Because there's nobody here and the thread is dead....they're posting somewhere ....but it's not here

>>150619871
A person not posting here doesn’t mean they’re posting elsewhere. I didn’t post yesterday after about 6:30 cause was at Allianz

where were you a few years back when I could post 10 posts in a row by myself while the footy was on
I didn't cry about it I just kept posting about the footy

>where were you a few years back when I could post 10 posts in a row by myself while the footy was on
I didn't cry about it I just kept posting about the footy

>>150619894
You were at Allianz...posting in the match thread

>>150619938
Not after >>150595787 I wasn’t

good try

WOOFBACK WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WOOF WOOF WOOF
though its a fluke try and their only try tonight

That was the slowest full field intercept try maybe of all time

Happy for Tuala, always an effort player.

BURTON DEAD

The name Tuala has multiple origins and meanings, but is most strongly associated with the Pacific Islands, particularly Samoan culture, where it can mean "to be strong" or "brave". It is also found in Hawaiian culture, meaning "soft" or "gentle", and is the word for "towel" in Malay.

"What's he supposed to do" how about not hang an arm out carelessly Joey

sounds like a portmanteau of towel from English

That fucking rule needs to change in the off-season as a matter of priority.

If a cunt legitimately slips into a tackle, you can’t penalise the tackler

Malays prefer to air dry

Tuala under the high ball? When did he learn to do that

>>150620045
High contact is high contact and I reckon we can both agree if the runner dives into it and cops a high shot it’s his fault. I’m not sure about slipping, it probably needs to still be a penalty depending on the attitude of the tackler, should never be a bin though

So Galvin doesn’t have a big boot, not an organising half nor is he threatening with the ball in hand. What does he offer the dogs?

Burton really is a plodder isn’t he. He does one thing well and hardly does it

He’s a 5/8th probably become a lock as he gets older and more solid/slows down a little

Kicking wise Nicho and Galvin are having the biggest mid-off tonight

>>150620104
Galvin that is

Burton is about the same but can big kick very good

>>150620115
Nicho can’t kick for shit bro

yeah nice kick galvshit

It’s because of Cronk, he was trained into a halfback now you’ve got everyone thinking it’s that simple now you’re looking at Hynes and Galvin.
Cronk was a special talent

How come they keep escorting montoya but not getting penalised

pooarks always have had a stink of ref favouritism to them

Atkinson and Ilias are going to form an elite Halves pairing in NSW Cup next year

Bulldogs fans REAL quiet

Teams in the finals with actual halfbacks,
>canberra
>broncos
>penrith
>auckland
>easts

Teams in the finals who won’t be in the prelims
>melbourne
>canterbury
>cronulla

refball

>>150620195
maybe they should play some bulldogs chants through the speakers kek

>BILdogs go back to being shitters
>pooarks are now able to beat them
Really makes you think.

Nicho has lowkey turned elite lately and NONE of you have given him credit

Hey dogs fans, your team is shit

Tranny Critta!!!!

2bh I find celebrating opponents errors as if you've done something special to be really distasteful

>>150620262
need to bbtb

>>150609493
>5 now
Fuck yeah

business idea: no bunker in dead rubbers

kek good one irish I get the reference

will we see 3 tries in 10 mins again today?

>>150620287
Absolutely thriving

Anyone else remember when they’d trial new rules and interpretations during these end of season games, maybe more mid table clashes and maybe in reserve grade but it was a good method rather than just bringing stuff in

sextonbros our time is coming

wow nice cross field kick galvshit it saved the day!

The addition of that untalented fuckhead "boy wonder" Lachlan Galvin has single handedly killed off the bulldogs 2025 premiership campaign... hasnt it?

nice purchase there gus

its the stubbornness to not just bench the kid either

>only scoring 24 points against the fraud dogs
Heh, real contenders put 32+ on

>>150620051
i air dry my penis kekek

lol dogs are fucked

Neither Warriors or Bulldogs needed to win, but do you really want to go into the finals as losers?

run it off montoya you fag

>>150619973
told yas

SUSPEND THE CRACK BABY

>>150620451
the fuck is this shit

And when it mattered, Cronulla couldn't even win by 82 points to secure a top 4 spot *draws red line through*

3 fraud teams in the top 8
>deadbourne
>pooriors
>fraud-dogs

>>150619847
>>150619864
>34-2
8 tries, 1/8 conversions
https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/matches/australia-vs-france-1990/game-1/australia-vs-france.html

>>150620548
Bit of an historic game
>meninga’s first captaincy
>five goalkickers
>brad mackay hattrick

Didn’t realise that was part of a tour

>>150620773
and fucking freezing. Watched it at my grandparents house

Sharks lowkey finna win the hip from here. That performance was golden.

>sharks fins
hehe

>>150621263
23 to 1. Yes please. Good odds. Porch light is turned off and up up.

>>150621281
Without getting into the formulas they use, cause I have nfi; the prices also factor in money they’ve taken on those options over the year and what each team winning will cost them. So Storm second fav doesn’t necessarily mean they think 2nd most likely to win the comp

>>150620507
>muh coach
lmao they're pathetic