Thread 150604081

kwaboty edition

two shit games between four shit teams some time today

How did freo mange to reach prem

Can't wait for some more exciting finals moments.

Time to bed

>>150604632
Seriously what the FUCK happened?
>Crows vs Pies was just about flawless umpiring (barring a missed throw somewhere)
>Cats vs Bane was a clusterfuck where Cats should have won by more

>>150604810
bane are a protected species because dil wants to grow the league in qld, expect them to win next week with ump help just to eep the qld market engaged

>>150604915
normally i'd agree but its cancelled out by how much of a protected species the cats are
literally cheating the cap as we speak. they were investigated by the AFL, the man in charge of the investigation was formerly the COO of the cats, suddenly the case disappears from headlines and caro wilson never brings it up again, the rest of the journos are dead silent about it as well because most of them are deadshit cats cocksuckers.
i really wish i saved this pic from way earlier in the year that looked like one of those /pol/ pictures naming all the jews in charge of hollywood but it was all the footy media personalities and instead of the jewish star it was cats logos kek

>>150605018
It was a clickbait story, intentionally misleading to get clicks from cooked nuffies like yourself. Nothing in it.

gm alf

>>150605044
by your logic 9/11 was a clickbait story because it was just two planes flying into buildings, nothing else to it. fucking deadshit catters fuckhead, know your place cheating scum.

>>150605123
gm, looking good mate

interesting, seems another divergence. in my timeline india is landlocked.

>>150605123
>>150605180
Up and at 'em

>>150605018
>i really wish i saved this pic from way earlier in the year that looked like one of those /pol/ pictures naming all the jews in charge of hollywood but it was all the footy media personalities and instead of the jewish star it was cats logos kek
does anyone actually remember this pic or have it saved? i've been archive diving like mickhead to find it but haven't yet

>>150604632
I notice how geelong is always involved in games with questionable umpire decisions

>>150605123
Based

Jeremy Cameron was on gear last night. Tweaking hard at the quarter time interview

Uhhh yeah, I’d say I’ve started off good

Victoria dominates footy kek

>>150605293
Yeah nah that’s cooked aye

Who here /bloodmoon/

Go Victoria

WAKE UP YOU LAZY SPERGS

>>150605545
nevermind i found it

>>150606707
I’m up mate

>>150605293
Maybe, you are just a moron.

>>150606502
Aren't there specific properties which only have like a 0.01% pull rate or something

>>150607057
t. CSIRO glowgape

>>150606634
Nah.
Why would both the British and Dutch East india companies have massive merchant ship fleets if India was entirely landlocked?

You are just a moron.

I might have carried on last night
Im a new man today so I don't acknowledge my ban

>>150607580
i was posting fine yesterday then this morning came back to a 3 dayer from 4 years ago
of course i still had to fill a captcha just to see it wasn't for something i said while drunk as fuck last night
you'd think by now you wouldn't have to cop someone else 3 dayer after fucking years

>>150607689
meant someone else's

mfw crom

the rig and the misso

>>150607872
Gay fag mobile

>>150607872
cunt looks fucked
the car's not in a ideal position either

>>150607689
What board

>>150607934
Low test

Just checked the AFL ladder for the first time in about five years, what the FUCK happened to the Iggs?
1 win and 22 losses?

>>150607934
Huehuehuehuhueh I hate women also

>>150604632
the umpire probably just wanted to go on break early so he made that impulsive shit decision, I don't blame him

>>150607872
Why would you marry a car?

>>150604632
Calling a downfield free kick from one end to the other when the other team is about to go for goal is way over the top considering the bump.
The second one was there though and ive seen them paid before. It was dumb to charge into Rayner again because obviously he was going down easy.

But yeah the first one is bullshit. Maybe if punches were thrown you'd have a case for a free

>>150608373
Apparently they renovated their shower block at Optus mid 2021 so that the players could shower among each other without exposing their private parts. Supposedly showering naked with one another after a game with your penis in full view builds trust and mateship. They are the only team in the competition to have their showering facilities like this

>>150607872
>tattoos
No thanks

>>150607934
kek

>>150608888
Digits and checked. Must be true.

Arse was itchy after my morning piss so gave it a scratch with some toilet paper. Turns out it was still covered in shit.

>>150608888
>Mitch brown left the eagles in 2016
It adds up

>>150609383
can i lick it clean darl

Had Thai food and am brewing a massive Brisbane Lions

>>150608087
spee
forgot what i was trying to post but it's the only board i regularly post on
was a ban for offtopic

>>150608422
>implying women have sex means you hate women
we've come full circle lads

>>150604632
impressed at how you got this compressed to under 4mb

Bane is smart
They know week off, Game, week off, game is not the play

Both old men team need the week off. Will only help Pies and Cats.

>>150609690
it's really not that hard to set bitrate and use simple multiplication hamp
watch a remux instead of 700mb divxs sometime

>>150609744
ok

>>150608888
Most players shower in their jocks these days. Very few shower with their dick out. Bit gay.

>>150608888
anyone who played sports growing up already knew this

>>150608888
checking out the other blokes on the team cock size and thinking about how much bigger/smaller it is to yours or going into the toilets and getting half hard after a cold training session so the boys think youve got a big dick was one of my favorite parts of playing footy

banebros.....

>>150609823

orite then just saying i appreciated it
fucking weirdo cunt

it's not fair that geelong have two home grounds

Nice tips daisy

You'd have to be braindead to think Collingwood and Geelong weren't winning.

>>150610679
most likely has brain worms from all the random coke he was sniffing back in the day

>>150610726
I tipped crows and cats so 1/2

2/2 here

dumb tradies and their dumb site radio

if we deleted all the white collar workers nothing would really change

>>150610904
Hey if you got rid of my job and lot less people would receive tax bills and we can't have that. Government will miss out on money

>be,m me . tradie, get sick tell daz yueh nah shits fucked mate wont be in for the week ay, yeah no woz mate take it easy
>be officen cuck NONNOOOO I HAVE TO TAKE MY LWEMSIP AND CODRAL DR SWAVE ME I HAVE TPS REPORTS FOR STEINBERG

fucking lol

>>150610904
trvke

gotta do your four years before you are allowed to follow written instructions mate.Gotta be a certified tradie and be certified to know how to read instructions and swing a hammer.

if you could build legos as a kid then you're already overqualified for most tradie jobs

gotta do four years at uni just to do a job a robot will replace mate. gotta be trained to tap keys on a keyboard at an adult daycare centre until big tech considers you useless.

>>150611056
Based and fever pilled

https://youtu.be/9tUu-XfazkQ

and a gma2u

>be tradie
>end up with a fucked body at 50 from power tools, heavy lifting, and ciggies all day every day
>be office drone
>end up with fucked body from sitting all day, flourescent lighting, suicidal from dealing with HR and mr bossberg all day every day
not much of a difference tbqhwyl

tradies are being overpaid

>>150608373
God I wish this was me

I think Geelong and Collingwood are the only 2 clubs left that the players give a fuck about the club/jumper.

Boy I sure do love living in SA....

>>150612129
How about them neonazis though

>>150612173
Yep vite hatred has no place here. We need more immigration

>>150612129
all the immigrants arriving legally which the "right" champions for will love seeing these homes being filled by them.

>>150611291
i know a wog tradie in his 50s. still plays 3rd grade club cricket as a pace bowler but also does 18 holes of golf in the morning. the blokes work capacity is insane. he builds limestone walls.

>>150611056
antitradiespergs our response ??

genuinely where is the hope for the iggs? granted i am not a supporter aside from having a fondness for them, but are there any positive developments going into next year beyond a few relatively close losses against better teams?

>>150612752
No hope.
They will be sucking off Harley for the next 5 years and always talk about his "potential" which he wont reach.

>>150612752
they actually played a lot better this year even if it wasn't reflected in wins

>>150613005
that's true tbqhwy
i would feel way worse being a norf supporter but i think the tigers are already looking decent and aren't that far from making finals again

the eagles haven't even bottomed out yet lol
they continue to throw draft picks away

>final in front of 5k people
>10 goal blowout
how hecking good is super saturday

>>150612129
I've already bought a house here in Adelaide so i couldn't give a flying fuck

>>150605018
>t was all the footy media personalities and instead of the jewish star it was cats logos kek
might explain the medpack mountain jew's love for the team.

>>150605018
bit in this 2bh
jon Ralph's half time meltdown was bizzare for a simple umpire fuckup that we see all the time

it was a shit call, even as a bane customer, just don't feel bad at all because the cats are cheating scum lol

Melbourne vs Richmond just started

between bane, the pies, and geelong, i'd be perhaps the most okay if geelong won the grand final

it's only a big deal because half of the footy media are peelong customers
if it happened the other way nobody would ear about it again

>>150613899
Huh? Neither team made the finals mate. Not sure what youre on about

>>150613945
nobody mention aflm, pigdog

mm you like that you dirty little cunt, you wanna be a slut for daddys older cock baby

WHITE MAN
FIGHT BACK

/afl/ seethes about collingwood and geelong, a granny with those two would be fantastic

I want St Kilda to be a destination club, a winning club. I won't explain further. What, are you anti-semitic or something? Grow up.

>>150606502
How many visits to get those?

You couldn't pay me to watch these four worthless teams today

Have GWS just been given a pathway to the grand final? A prelim at the Gabba against Bane would've been tough but they always beat Geelong. Cats have only won 2 of their last 10 against Giants.

>>150612129
Wow. SA really has nothing going for it, does it?

>>150613536
>I got mine so I'm happy for my neighbours to be wealthy chinks or 14 jeets living in one 3 bedroom house

>>150614822
If you ever want meth, we're your guys
But yes Adelaide and SA are shitholes don't come here

>>150614822
Low wages compared to other states because historically lower cost of living.
Now higher cost of living for some reason than other states for some reason and same low wages.

I'm so tired of waking up tired.

did you see that ludicrous display last night

>>150604632
honestly for the amount of shit slime mitchell gets for teaching his team to duck fagan needs to get shit thrown at him some for letting his team of floppers embarrass the sport

>>150604632
>ump just standing there for 30 seconds with his arm out looking smug
Despicable

>>150605018
>>150613563
>>150606727
there's a massive overrepresentation of geelong and hawthorn players in the media
no one talks about it for some reason though... bit in that
>>150605123
nice, where?

Last night was the worst atmosphere for a final I've ever experienced.

>>150615350
nope didn't watch a single second
played deadlock instead

>>150615455
dead league, dead sport, only going to get worse. best to jump off the sinking ship and find an alternative sport to watch

when cam rayner flops the entire afl media shits itself and forces the afl to give a nothing apology for the crime of making the margin 6 points less than it would have been
when nick daicos flops at every opportunity the afl fines his opponents

>>150615558
>Geelong customers are seething that much over a game they won

liam ryan to saints btw
all the rats jumping off the sinking ship
though i guess the ship already sunk a few years ago

>>150615572
Stabbing you in the throat is a sport I could get behind.

how can the saints afford this?

>gws hawthorn isn't even sold out yet
embarrassing

>>150615600
It is dangerous to talk like this, anon. This is how conspiracy theories start. What, you want to fuel anti-semitism? How dare you. Thinking like this is how we erode society. St Kilda obviously have the money to do this. Why do you assume shady business? This is a dangerous line of thought. Stop destabilising society.

>77% of ben king's goals come against non-finals teams
DAMNING statistic

>>150615716
now do jeremy cameron

>>150615716
DAMNING

>>150615716
yeah now what about jezza cameron

WILDCARD will be LOCKED IN for 2026

>>150615724
>>150615750
i got that from an article so idk how to check it
cameron is probably like 65-70% at a guess maybe
>>150615765
fucks sake i'm so sick of this afl administration
2 years they've been there and they keep making such stupid fucking decisions

>>150615765
>more than half of all teams making the finals
fucking gay. yet another masterclass in incompetence from laura kane and dildo.

>>150615600
mortgaging the future.

>>150615765
I dont mind it. More footy is always good. Good for business. Can play it during the bye week before finals too.

>>150615789
It wont be the finals. Finals will still be 8 teams.

It will be 7th vs 10th and 8th vs 9th before the finals start.

>>150615824
>More footy is always good
No, oversaturation harms the game and viewership. I'm already getting sick of it, simply on too much

>>150615824
>Can play it during the bye week before finals too.
They're moving it back to be before the grand final.

>>150615863
Now check MLB and NBA games per season

>>150615852
>congratulations you have earned a spot in the finals!
>HOWEVER
kek, imagine being replaced by a team who doesn't deserve to be there

>>150615824
this desu. more meaningful footy is good.

>>150615905
yep, and attendance and viewership have gone to pot except for the big market teams

>>150615600
They can't.
They've gone full blown Carlton mode in order to break the drought. because they've seen how toothless the AFL actually is. What's the punishment? They are uncompetitive for the next decade win a couple more wooden spoons? They are used to that, it's the status quo. Carlton still get to claim the '95 flag despite their cheating of the cap.

>turn on the footy for the GWS game
>there's an in progress AFLW match
>10 minutes to go in the 3rd quarter
>It's Demons/Richmond
>Score is 37-2
>Watch a Richmond girl with a set shot
>Shanks it
>Score is now 37-3

Hey, I tried, but I want my 2 minutes back.

>>150615907
IF you're 7th and lose to the 10th placed team
THEN you dont deserve to be in the finals either

>>150615971
Geelong lost to Carlton.
They clearly don't belong in finals.

hello /alf/ i am ready for tonight :D

Is this the funniest prediction in /afl/ history?

any danger we get a rig tonight for a qclash final

>>150616119
crisp dogsperg

>>150615971
>the h/a season doesn't matter

>>150615300
most of us should be using a cpap machine

>>150616150
yes
the afl won't stop supporting the nepo babies now, they'll double down

are the AFL going to review every umpiring decision to say if they were right or wrong or so they only do this to the ones Geelong sook about?

>>150616181
speak for yourself fat fuck

>>150616181
>Most of us should be using a machine to sleep

should i

>afl. already seething about Geelong and Collingwood
lol, lmao

Fucking geelong collingwood lmao, what a load of shit. Lowest viewed GF in many a year coming your way lads

Is Geelong and Collingwood the new alpha broship

>>150609690
>>150610607
Took some trial and error with the settings. Default was 4.02MB with potato quality.

>>150616354
t. seething non-Victorian

potential loom in the vfl

>>150616349
>$27 Ham steak
No. Those are $18 a kg.

>>150616354
I legit won't even bother turning the tv on.

anyone remember deal or no deal
people would sweat over winning 200k as a life changing amount
now you have .2 of a house with it

>>150616354
i was going to say gws gc would be lower but i guess people would want to see a first time winner
regardless if its cw geelong i hope it's boring one sided slop

>>150615450
>players in the media
You either need to be a superstar or a premiership player. Geelong and Hawthorn had a pretty good run in the time players who retired recently played in.

nothing worse than having a westward facing bedroom window

>>150616442
An eastward one
>t. woken up at 5AM in the Summer even with blinds

>>150616442
nope east is worse
>>150616456
this

>>150616426
>You either need to be a superstar or a premiership player
Explain Ben Dixon

>>150612261
>>150614876
It's the people from Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane. They can't afford a(n investment?) house locally, so they buy a cheaper house in Adelaide to 'get on the ladder'.
Looking back on it, it's kind of surprising that South Australia was left alone until a few years ago.

>>150610904
How’s your Cenno getting from Australia’s bank account to you then champ

I’ve already got a mortgage for my 1 bedroom apartment that’ll take me 30 years to pay off, so I’m not gonna keep up with housing prices anymore

hate how modern building designs are obsessed with flooding everything with sunlight.

>>150616508
>Looking back on it, it's kind of surprising that South Australia was left alone until a few years ago.
Because it was perceived as undesirable but the housing markets on the east coast just got that fucked up.

>>150616349
Used to think there was a ceiling to being retarded, but then I saw this post.

i just want to have my own place out in the sticks

Alarm doesn't wake me up. Pressure to look wakes me up

Has anyone else too achieved this greatness

>>150616549
same

*loo

ham steak ordered

>>150615765
>>150615852
>>150615971
might be an okay idea, but you just know
>carlton or richmond finish 10th
>bulldogs, norf or st kilda finish 7th
>game is played at a packed mcg to milk ticket sales
>crowd is 80-90% blues/tigers supporters
>blues/tigers win lol

>>150616561
It's a ploy to make sure your $1000 Pokemon cards rot away for nobody to see or fade out so you have to continue waging for life

>>150616649
How much did you spend on that including delivery and "service" fees?

>>150616365
I'm a vicco mate, I don't want to see the premier league of our national game go to arse

>>150616561
>Floor to ceiling window
>. . . blinds?

>Here's your front door bro
Is privacy a thing of the past? Was always deeply uncomfortable going past those houses who just had lace curtains on the windows at night when they had the lights on inside.

>>150616753
one of my neighbours has a front door like this. at you can see through the length of the house all the way to the backyard. don't know how people can live like that.

Phwor imagine the chol v aleer matchup what a spectacle

>>150616779
Missus just ran to the bathroom after I mentioned it.

>>150616777
As someone that values my privacy the thought makes me sick.

>>150616720
im at the pub retard

>>150616792
>At the pub
>talking to /alf/
Why don't you talk to your mates?

>>150616753
kinda hot if you're an exhibitionist though

>>150616787
>Picture related
>The entire front of your house is glass
>*KNOCK* *KNOCK*

>>150616422
It's been a boring as fuck year tbqh, so a boring gf with the two most successful/least likeable teams in modern history would be a fitting crescendo for this shittruck league

>>150616720
>how much was that???
>HoW mUcH???
>my life's so boring i criticise others' spending decisions!
can't fucking stand cunts like you

Of course you neets are afraid of sunlight and people knocking on the door
I was mowing my lawn when >>150616829 rocked up and I told them to fuck off

We watching on 7 or Fox?

>>150616840
>Getting that mad about it
You sound like a total faggot and I'd punch you in the jaw if you started bitching at me like that in person.

>>150616852
Couldn’t be arsed firing up kayo.

>>150616840
Isnt that most people?

chol will be lurking this game, you know he's dangerous

Remember when we used to post multis
cost of living really got everyone hey

>>150616840
Not him but its perfectly reasonable to criticise wasteful spending

God I love beating up women

>>150616864
let us know who's calling, would ya?
also good luck with the ads

>>150616807
why don't you fucking mind your own business you dickhead how about that fuckwit

ham steak was good btw

>>150616829
I had one of those people approach me at bell st maccas
>had to go get my car services
>go to bell st maccas to get breaky/kill time
>sitting by myself
>guy approaches me and gives me a bible

>>150616842
>and I told them to fuck off
People have different fight or flight reactions to doorknockers.
Most people freeze and go silent, pretending not to be home.

>>150616879
>he's there on his own and talking to us on his phone
Beats drinking alone am I right, champ?

>>150616879
friendless loner loser fat faggot cunt

>>150616852
kayo ofc

made, if I may say, a genuinely incredible post on /v/ today, but,
due to the arcane nature of it being an overlap of two already niche interests, it didn't receive the attention (or "(You)s" if you will) I think it deserved

>>150616852
7 + radio. Free and superior.

>>150616891
>>150616892
we are laughing at (you)

I just hate fucking talking to people

>>150616914
Take a selfie of you two laughing at us and post it here

>>150616854
how much was the device you're using to post?

>>150616240
problem faggot?

having friends means you are weak, needy and cant handle life by yourself

>>150616922
Can't remember. Like $2000 at the time.

>>150616842
I was in the middle of a shit the last time one of these cunts rocked up. I got up in case it was the neighbour or something.
I just rolled my eyes, groaned, and slammed the door without saying anything. I don't even dignify these people with words

>>150616921
suck a cock loser

>>150616914
thumbnail looked like a bbc lol

>>150616914
>cider

>>150616914
Your mate drinking an entire pint of solo? Fuckin hell get it together

>>150616926
Yeah, you. Lose some weight.

>>150616937
rip-off! you should've bought [low-quality alternative]!

>>150616952
whats bbc?

I met a player from a Fire Emblem thread
Who said: "Two underwhelming offence stats
On a child unit...Near them, under-fed,
Half shrouded, a goth girl visage lies, whose smirk,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of yandere dread,
Tell that its sculptor just made Tharja again
But with different hair, because her Mother
Is a dancer whose growth rates are insane.
And in a 4chan post these words appear:
'My name is Rhajat!Azura, chief of onis:
Look on my level up, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Average stats remain. Round the hit-rates
Of that abysmal SKL, unreliably low,
Her ‘okay’ defences can tank a hit, or two…”

>>150616965
British broadcasting corporation

What happened to the cunt with the deep husky voice who did the epic intros
Nick Riewoldt sounds like a faggot

will there be another black queen doing the anthem?

>>150616964
>Spending a reasonable amount of money on something you'll use daily is the same as blowing money on overpriced slop
Yeah righto, poof.

>>150616972
wrong tab brother

damn huddo flew to sydney just this morning for this? impressive

>>150616977
You're clueless, fuck off

lets fucking go giants

They just cant sellout this pissant little stadium can they?

>>150616996
Righto, poof.

She going to show pictures of the grandkids and stories about them?

>>150616914
You going to suck each others dicks later on? hot

>I opened my legs and coped loads of cum!
who is this for

>boong made up history lesson from not my auntie before a fucking football match
FUCK OFF

That was just beautiful. Thanks Aunty

>Just wanna watch the footy
>Grandma abo telling me about her kids and complaining about the sun
When will they can this fucking shit?

>>150617013
>later on
we literally just did that.

Have we actually been welcomed yet?

what the fuck is this
imagine this being your first final

afl website says its being played at etihad but they are playing it at showgrounds

SHUT UP YOU OLD CUNT

She's floundering

Wrap it up grandma

BRING BACK THE WELCOME DANCERS

Deepest lore

redditors would be sweating to even comment on this

this old ape has dementia

don't think the bounce is going to be on time

wtf i went to make food when this started 4mins ago and it's still going

>tfw you were pumped up to play a game
>Need to sit through this before it can start

>"Go the Giants"
That was impartial, blocked

What the fuck just happened

>zesty buck doing the anthem
bring back the qt black women

Couple giants were laughing by the end of it. Would miss the next few weeks if it were up to me.

HAI GUYS LISTEN TO MY RANGE AND VIBRATO

australia's sons let us rejoice

>welcome to country
>first let me tell you about my grand kids
They are trying so hard to incite violence aren't they

Who was the black woman from last night?

>>150617049
Ever had a relative/friend who if you spoke to on the phone it ended up going for 3 hours because they always went on about something?
Now imagine that person got given a microphone.

>>150617047
yeah i do feel for the players, doing all your hype and warmup shit then have to stand still for 10mins silently

>>150617043
Lazy Gazey

In the spirit of guilt tripping white people for money and land (but mostly money)

>>150617069
Some of the Giants players couldn't keep a straight face and were breaking into a smile. She did like 10 pauses where you thought she'd stopped, then started up again about something else.
kek

That was like trying to play AFL 05 with a broken disc and you're waiting for the cunt to load

Look at that number 5 trainers bum

fuckin filthy one drop boong cunt. Bet ya kids are in jail and your grand kids are rolling chinks in redfern

>buy something small like a six pack of beer
>get asked "HOW MUCH WUZ DAT?!"
>tell them the price
>"WIP-OFF!"
do cunts like this expect you to have haggled down the price so you could've saved 2 or 3 dollars? they live in their own autistic fantasy world

Go aboriginals!

Carn fucken Hawthorn

>>150617055
I work in Before/After school care. They literally do an acknowledgement of land as a brainwashing song and dance for the kiddies. Sometimes I see the kids doing it in a mocking tone complete with mocking applause from the other kids. This is what an industry run by women looks like

Out at a pub and they are playing sultans of swing. Want to put in a request for money for nothing

Who was the black girl that did the national anthem last night?

>>150617103
>they play the greatest hits edit where the second verse is missing

>>150617064
>>150617109
go back and watch the replay mate it's not that hard

>>150617103
how much was your beer?

Why don't they put the whistle away during the season instead of just in finals?

GWS should play at the SCG

>>150617104
my wife fuck up cunt

>>150617116
i don't know, it's frustrating
some games are so over umpired and kill any enjoyment from watching

>>150617094
Crazy

>Hawks have never won at Engie Stadium
records are meant to be broken, right?

Reckon most abos hate that shit too. I can imagine most of them in a pub in Katherine yelling at the tv for them to get on with it. This is why they ban women from all of their sacred areas lol

>Finals footy
>Kelly underwood nowhere to be seen or heard

what did fox footy mean by this?

>>150617129
yeah probably
also probably annoyed they're not the ones in on the rort

black could be anywhere

Welcome to Country woman has officially gone rogue

PAWWD - Punch a white woman day

Are we that shocked its hard to find an abo who can read

went for a ride along the coast and it was windy and as I went past a group of girls one of their skirts blew up and I saw her panties

Is this stringers first final?

Is Kayo down or is Kayo on Chromecast just that fucking dogshit

>>150617150
Under Kingo

KICK A FACKEN GOAL ALREADY

You know back in the day there used to be nonstop free kicks?

>>150617094
I fucking hate women desu.

>Adelaide vs Collingwood
>Brown girl singing anthem

>Geelong vs Brisbane
>Brown girl singing anthem

>GWS vs Hawthorn
>Brown guy singing anthem

Wonder who Freo will have sing the anthem?

zzz

>>150617154
website working fine

>>150617178
>>Geelong vs Brisbane
She was ventablack tho, not brown.

>>150617114
3 for $27 so I guess $9 each

Hawthorn are kicking with a 4 goal breeze and haven't got a score. They're going to get absolutely smashed.

Just waltzed through lol

pretty soft free

did you see how quickly the cut the shot cause it had the Australian flag in it

wow gws are dogshit

Actually to be fair this stadium looks like it'd be good to watch footy at, probably miles better than the SCG

The bounceGOD has decided

>>150617213
yeah i agree it always looks pretty decent on screen
scg looks weird/annoying to sit at

yep, it's a #freekickhawthorn episode

>>150617191
shafted! i know a place where the price of a beer is less than $9!

>>150617171
lmao absolute classic

we're the giants the gws giants and we're here to show you why

Why are interstate teams so bad despite having so many advantages?

>Non-Vic teams getting filtered out of the finals
You love to see it

Keep in mind, I dont sit in a cuck seat with all the morons in the crowd, I stand at the back.

giants don't have an answer for chol

Chol the Excitement Machine bringing the exaggerated swagger to the Hawks

fucking embarrassing umpiring this finals series makes me not want to watch
fucking hell

Brown doing the same thing that Cheatbane got away with last night

CORRUPT

Will the AFL come out and say that was soft?
or cause Geelong isn't crying it's ok?

>barely any boos
Someone wanna still say people genuinely support the expansion teams?

the flopping hawks
they saw brisbane were getting away with it so they decided to take advantage
disgusting from the afl

clear 50 against the black cunt there

>>150617265
There's a lot of roaches in the crowd.

what did dermie mean by this?
https://streamable.com/h0339d

Gas are frauds anyway. No chance they’re the fifth best team.

I knew it was gonna happen, but not this bad and not this fast.

Hopefully they're like Fred last week, but I doubt it, time to lose to Freekickthorn and not even because of the free kicks exclusively.

>>150617284
Tbf every top 8 team has had some shit losses besides maybe geelong. GWS looked dogshit for about a month mid season though.

>>150617279
That’s G.Lyon, he’s showing tentative disapproval

aflw tier from the gnats

wtf what are all the other stadiums behind this one
>>150617279
ey get outta my way i'm walkin ere

this year has been the shittest in recent memory
shan't be watching next year, sick of the collingwood/geelong/brisbane monopoly

Be enthused

Derm isn't even allowed on commentary

>sunny
>orange v brown
why do the AFL bend backwards to allow prictorians to wear their home kit

Chol looks way better with dreads, the short hair with that blonde bit was fucked

Is Finn Callaghan related to Bo?

2022-2025(+) will forever be remembered as the era of Bane, Collingwood and Geelong

This year we're either going to have a 2011 rematch (kino) or Cats V Lions who have never faced each other in VFL/AFL history so also kino

Other theoretical outcomes for the finals need not apply

The Victorian clubs are king

>>150617327
Everyone else is just making up the numbers. Will forever be known as the 2025 grand fraud.

Brisbane have so many injuries I could see them losing the semi or making it through to the prelim just to get belted

>>150617346
this
they can (probably should) beat gc or fred but don't think they'd win more after that

Nick Daicos

briggs seems kind of shit

free kick whorethorn

>>150617346
one can only hope

AFL wants a Geelong Hawthorn prelim

wow gws are uh..really bad

Game’s over. Time to do something else until the battle of the expansion frauds.

>Literally every final is going to be a one-sided affair
Fuck me, this is the season from hell. Just end it already.

>>150617367
i believe that

garn for a joyful strain on the can

hmm gws were like this vs sydney then turned on later so hopefully that happens

>>150617346
What happened to Big O? I thought he recovered and was playing well in VFL

>the giants could win the flag bro
>the giants have the wood over geelong bro

Nick Daicos! Nick Daicos! I see it, but I don't believe it!

umm where is le orange sunami

how many times did watson just throw his head back lmao

yikes

>>150617395
It's the Waverley way

>>150617396
half of those are in this game

>>150617396
Who?

>>150617383
His body is cooked. He's weeks away from retirement and purely break glass in case of emergency status. He ended up playing okay last week in the VFL but looked a million miles off for the first quarter or so. The step up from VFL to AFL finals is enormous. He would struggle imo.

>>150616229
>>150616240
t. Hot Straffo

>>150617383
He's not up to it anymore, he's got a bad back, he'll retire soon

>>150617396
the giants really need jack ough

Victorian supremacy

>>150617405
Yeah that's what test means

>>150617385
Hawthorn have kicked 5 of their 7 fron free kicks, it's rigged.

Log in or create your AFL iD for free

>>150617383
has some kind of long term injury i think
they're also trying to get draper up there to replace him which suggests they think he's done

>>150617426
>>150617410
>>150617407
Damn.

Umps refusing to pay htb kek

>>150617346
Either one. Don't think they can go all the way this season anymore. Just too beaten up and already missing key players.

>4 goal breeze towards Hawthorn's end
>Hawthorn lead by 4 goals
Loom?

>>150617424
nah

went to check what that bible passage was and I opened my bible up to the exact page it was on without even checking. spooky.
it was hippie love thy neighbour bs
also I was only using noe hand because my other one is on my dick fapping to mother daughter exchange club

>38 minute quarter after auntie boonga pushed the bounce 5 minutes back
channel 7 will be SEETHING

>>150617435
hopefully
a loom would save this shit first round of finals

>>150617374
>battle of the expansion frauds
lmao

>>150617442
What as something will cause a record short qtr so that they can lead into the news
we all know they control the game

>>150617432
It happens. One year you're a game and injury away from playing a grand final, the next your an old man that struggles to move through the week.
The wall in AFL can be scarily sudden. Guys like Pendlebury and Zorko are outliers.

Collingwood can probably only score about what Brisbane did last night vs Geelong, 75 best case scenario. if it pisses down rain they might have a shot.

who wins gc or fred
i'm thinking fred in a close one

>>150617467
CORRRRR

>>150617458
basically not many scores but also not many stoppages and no injuries

much easier to make a quarter go longer rather than shorter

>>150617475
Hoping gc expecting fred

>>150617475
Fremantle by 14 goals

>>150617475
Gold Coast by 15 goals

Would absolutely love for kwabmantle to make an appearance tonight

>>150617441
what the fuck are you on about

>>150617475
Hopefully fred then beat lions then beat pies

>>150617465
or if Bobby Hill comes back in top form

>>150617497
Reading the bible and watching porn, its called multitasking mate

This is a queendom, please respect her rules

free kick hawthorn

>>150617458
GWS will "forfeit" the game at 5:59

>>150617499
I don't think Freo or Suns can beat the Lions, even if they are busted up. Unfortunately I suspect the Lions will get on top of whoever they play next week then get pulverised by a refreshed Pies.

Would love to take a strapon pounding from tayla harris

>>150617527
Ugly

>>150617467
This is the normal view on a night out in Geelong

>>150617510
i fucking hate this place

>>150617497
one of the giants supporters has a sign with "Luke 6:26-34" written on it, so I decided to look it up in the dictionary concordant King James Version (WORDS OF CHRIST IN RED) bible I have on hand

>>150617532
this was in melbourne though

BAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

GWS will probably be in front at half time

Loom is on.

uh...roach bros?

>5.2
>7.2

>12.4
Good kicking is good football.

you could have just googled retard

The best football is played during the day

Woah oh oh
Go totally crazy, fiddle with my bum like a lady
Men’s shirts, short skirts
Man! I feel like a woman

>>150617570
FEASTING.

>>150617465
Based on what fuckhead? Your dogshit opinion that’s based on jealousy and no logic? You’re a deadshit fucking moron cunt, I’d love to fucking come kick a score on your jaw cunt

nice duck fuckwit

oh look another one did it
pathetic

Just woke up, what have I missed?

This helmet spastic is an alright kick.

>you'll never orc alone
what

>>150617615
Was more intrigued by the annoying orange myself

>up the back door, stringer!
Huh?

>>150617611
Welcome brother, how many boosters
before you realised?

Ross Lyon is at the game purely to watch Leek Aleer. I'd say he wouldn't be impressed.

albo the roach, gross

why do these commentators put such try hard ocker twang on every other thing they say

>>150617647
>Boosters

Fuck Albo. I hope he dies in a car accident.

>albo in hawks scarf
how many teams this cunt go for?

How the fuck did Gunston have this resurgence. I literally thought he was dead back when he was playing for bane.

imagine if dezi started merking pollies kek

I'm watching aleer v chol pretending I'm like my ancestors picking the best one to be a slave for me

Reckon these umps are on the take.

can't believe some people said ash deserves AA

>>150617611
An epic welcome to country.

>>150617680
Nobody said that retard

>>150617673
Like the look of Chol. Picks cotton at its highest point.

ACL

>>150616489
A better one is Montagna

Stringer is a fucking spud.

rip darcy jones
crazy how it just takes 1 awkward landing to ruin a year of your career

Darcy is that extremely important spastic shortie that bursts out of nowhere to save the day
If that's an ACL you can write of the Giants even next year

>>150617712
*off

>>150617712
yep agreed

>>150617712
>If that's an ACL you can write off the Giants even next year
Could write them off based on the way they're playing today. Absolute pretenders.

gunston is slow and old and can barely jump how are people allowing him to take pack mars?

howie loves hawthorn doesn't he the fuckhead
>>150617712
sydney buck broke them last year they've looked shit since

what's so crazy about 20 touches at half time

>Geelong vs Hawthorn prelim
>Last time they played was Easter Monday and the crowd was super duper feral (Bailey Smith hitting a roach in the face with the ball set them off)
That crowd will be something else.

>>150617736
Corrr hope the crows dont ruin the kino

>>150617701
Montagna was a gun player and is a genuine footyhead with a lot of knowledge about the game.

>>150617132
They know. They put her on games no-one watches. She's mainly doing AFLW now.

>>150617736
oh no I hope no one boos

>>150617733
Do you think 40 touches for a full game is impressive?

How did Majak Daw change jumper so quickly?

>>150617132
>>150617754
She is unironically quite good on ABC radio.

>>150617178
It was fucking weird having an American sing our national anthem.

>>150617762
It's good but gary lyon is going on like it's the greatest game by a mid of all time

Missus in the skirt

Oh Dear that was quite embarrassing

Was that the sound from the Sims 3? Wtf?

>>150617784
Post her

>>150617467
bet her interests are gym, travel, netflix and dogs

>>150617796
On the Google ad? Yeah. One of the marketing team must be a Simmer.

>>150617744
Absolutely.
He's actually one of the only ex-players who deserves his spot in the media, but he doesn't actually fit the criteria that sees all these players walk into media roles after football.

>>150617814
Socialising with her hot girlfriends

I need youse like God needs the Devil, poofs
Someday soon, this dust's gonna settle
Come real quick and get inside my poofy arse

whaaaat iiiveeeee doooooooone
ill face myseeeelf
to cross out what iveee beccooooooome

>>150617825
Have you heard of this called fame? Media exec's like hiring famous players because it brings in the views.

>>150617838
ERASE MYSELF
I'M FORGIVING WHAAAAAAAT
I'VVVVVEEEEE
DOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE

>>150617467
crazy that she does poos

I hate Collingwood, Geelong, and Hawthorn so much bros.

Arsehole is throbbing

Switch to bidet

>>150617872
Celebrate hard last night Darcy?

mfw some of the faggots here have been on thread since 10am

>>150617843
Have you heard of being a good fit and not just a nepo cunt?

>>150617882
Aww fuck that's not good buddy

dear turbo autists, prepare bake for 2nd half

FIENDING for some cock in and around my holes

wayq

>>150617886
lmao

>>150617889
no

I'M BAKING

>>150617882
Not a particularly good Father's day present.

>>150617917
Wouldn't you rather fuck a beautiful young white woman?

>>150617922
Okay based reply but I wanna hear someone with half a clue not just BT spewing his CTE into the mic

>>150617946
With a big beautiful knob?

cash me outside girl got her cunt out yet?
need a wank

>>150617951
Thing is they don't even talk about shit like quadrant's in the centre square bounce or ruck craft or sweeper role's etc etc.... theirs so much they could educate the masses about so they understand the game better. They have afl coaches on staff they could easily do this.

but they'd much rather everyone had hot takes like volcoanoe.

>>150617966
Kek

Hurry up and bake.

Revving up a new thread, lads.

>>150617974
you don't want to hear limp wristed dickheads like whatley and raplhy literally unironically break down in tears over what's at worst a soft free kick in a game filled with hundreds of obvious umpiring errors?

>>150617966
Why would she? She made $50 million from Onlyfans in three years from 2021 - 2023. She's probably worth nine figures now.
Simps deserve to die.

Revving up a new trip, lads.

>>150617943
is if you're the shark tbf

Can this dogshit season end already.

>>150618020
Whately is such a girl. Can't even take him seriously. He acts like he's some footy nerd but in reality he has a female take on the game. In fact most mumza's are harder than him.

>>150618034
Crispo!!

You only wanna kiss by the pool, when you're in the mood
Want me to talk like your mama, minus all the drama

Game’s turned to a turnover slopfest. Night, lads.

>>150618020
the over reaction was so much I'm wondering if something more sinister is at play
ralph was basically in tears at half time calling it a disaster

>>150618080
goodnight aussie bro

Next goal is really important, lads

>>150598712
>>150598712
>>150598712
NEW

REAL NEW
>>150618113
>>150618113
>>150618113
>>150618113

Here's a new for anyone that can be bothered.

>>150618112
>>150618112
>>150618112

>>150618116
>>150618118
'cking hell

I'm going to make one as well

>>150618169
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>>150618169
Neweyy

>>150618178
literally suck shit suhkdeep