Thread 150605148

Most comfy tourney since the Tri-Nations.

Look at these beautiful stats.

let's go all blackeds

I'm scared bros, Aussies up to get revenge for the Santa Fe massacre!

>>150605855
as long as NZ doesn't win, we all win :)

go turbos

>games at midnight and 3am
Won’t you think of us poor western hemispherers…

>>150614286
Argentina is in the western hemisphere and we're not far off timezone wise.

I pulled an all nighter anyway, gonna watch the game at 9 am.

well done turbos

Early morning hype song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4zKEtNAmcg

>>150616388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brC52jXDMMw

>>150605855
Good luck to your team my brother, show those aussies.

>>150616402
noice

AUSTRALIAN RUGBY IS DEBT FREE
WE RUN THIS COUNTRY

is cricfree.live down or is there a new url?

they used to stream local channels.

>>150616562
vipbox.lc for all sport or watch.cricstream.me for cricket

>>150616562
im watching on tv but here's a link cox im so nice
https://www.vipbox.lc/rugby/australia-vs-argentina-1-live

>>150616569
hmm, the second url redirects to cricstreams.re and gives server not found

>>150616598
Thank you <3
I am watching on rugbystreams.me
I just know cricfree is one of the few sites that streamed our local commentary.

>>150616524
>debt free from the lions series
youre welcome

>Argentina: Full European team
>Aussies:

pretty catchy anthem
now for our fucking travesty

Hey I met that guy with the moustache

aussie anthem is better than the peewee, saffa and english anthems
not better than irish or scottish though

>>150616744
you didn't even give the abbos a verse?

>not having a ukelele toucher sing the national anthem
Even over here we knew you let the polys sing the anthem

Can someone give me a QRD of the play style and philosophy of these two teams?

Sorry aussies but Argetine anthem is too much fun and energizing

Damn these pumas are toight.

aus no 3 already out of breath 5 minutes in...

thats the tongan thor mate

I’ve seen enough Argentina wins

The aussies have both Harry Potter and Nick Frost on the squad.
wtf

VAMOS PUMAS

very bad sportsmanship from the opposing team, booing at a conversion...

STOP GIVING THE BALL AWAY!!!

Damn the Pumas away jersey looks cool

>>150616906
Normal for NRL games, these are all Cowboys fans here to support the B team

>>150616942
>NRL
Please don't bring this dirt into a proper sports thread.

>>150616766
which irish
the proper one or the showtune

What would I have to eat in a day to achieve this physique natty?

How can a NZ ref be considered impartial when they are the same country as AUS (pretty much)?

golazo

JUST

ogre

This Argie team is good, I'm scared.

>>150616794
they keep showing the big boobied argentinaslag

they’re very good on defense

>>150617160
>All these hawt 3rd generation "Austrian" and "European" Argie girls on Australian backpacker holidays

i almost loved an argentinian girl a few years ago
i do appreciate how family oriented they are

>checks table
>NZ on top
Grim

>>150617267
we will fix that in a few hourx :^)

>>150617267
there must be some shit wrong with the ranking algorithm

bonjour

why is it that our women’s teams are always way more badass than our men’s teams, regardless of the sport

>>150617283
Do Saffas care about this much? I always got the impression it's more about how you stack up against the All Blacks more than anything.

CAMON WALLABIES SCORE SOME FOCKING TRIES

>>150617311
Are they?

It's 3 am here i am drinking a cold beer and what are you drinking?

arent australians tired of hearing Down Under all the time

AUS looks slow as fuck
>>150617372
I am drinking your meme drink

see that’s why you need those extra 15 20 pounds on your guys

>>150617398
Da fuck men

O'Conner would have missed that one lol

is sualii the new folau?

The real question is... will they throw fualli out like a dog, just like they did with folau?

>>150617453
probably meanwhile washed grandpa moustache guy will play for another 20 years

>>150617438>>150617453

He's not a weird mega conservative christian, so he'll be fine

Love when the boks play gives me a good excuse to catch up with my dad

>>150617317
Back in the day Tri-Nations was the ultimate contest from my perspective at least. AUS was a lot stronger of a team back then.

cuties spotted

some of these argie girls lads

so, are we finally a great rugby nation or not?

im expecting you guys to make a good run in the next WC

>>150617584
you are
enjoy

You gotta love good defensive ball that’s what really gets me going

kellaway is a good athlete

>>150617584
I'd rather you guys a rugby nation than a football nation. Football is honestly so boring to watch

God damn it guys

this is a good open game when they stop dropping the ball

FFS Paul Williams, FFS

>>150617584
hows this guy going
there was some optimism when he was voted in

refball

Game hasn't even started and im drunk lads who's excited? Any predictions?

>>150617708
i predict we lose by somewhere between 3 and 15 points

>>150617663
I had much more expectation but he still has 2 years left

will we get a kino finish like this in the next game?

That Argie kit be fire 2bh

*wins*

Stupid turnover incoming

is Aus take the 3 here they are unironic little bitches and deserve to miss it

>>150617755
It’s the wrong choice they have been playing great defense

based proud Australian sporting behaviour. hope they win now

any captain who would go for the draw there should hand his armband in

BIG BODY USO GET IT DONE USE

fucken good brand of rugby we're playing right now

Argies risking going a man down here surely

ITS IN

Fuck yeah, good stuff Wallbies.

WALLABIES WIN IN TOWNSVILLE
>WALLABIES WIN IN TOWNSVILLE
WALLABIES WIN IN TOWNSVILLE
>WALLABIES WIN IN TOWNSVILLE
WALLABIES WIN IN TOWNSVILLE
>WALLABIES WIN IN TOWNSVILLE

I'm a big Argentina guy but actually happy to see that. Just because Aus showed some balls and didn't bitch the fuck out
Well deserved win

san se acabo

>>150617745
uh oh

>>150617819
its okay, nobody cares in your country

now time to watch the most semenslurping brand of rugby in sa vs nz

>>150617824
is currently the 2nd or 3rd most popular sport though

What a terrible second half man

>>150617846
whats your main summer sport over there?

drinking beer, watching rugger. is there a more kiwi way to spend a saturday night?

>>150617819
See you next week Argiebro, you've got a great chance of winning that one now

>>150617869
Cheers to that mate

>>150617860
in reality football is extremely popular and no other sport competes with it, although rugby or motor racing ( aka TC) can be a pastime for those who want to watch something else after football

>>150617869
moving to Australia a close second i guess

>>150617911
what's so kiwi about moving to aus on a saturday in particular? what about any other day?

>>150617927
gives you sunday to settle in

>>150617933
then on the scaffolding on monday

One of the best derbies in sports
Personally, it's my favourite.

>>150617933
Think you'll find most Kiwi's who move to Australia don't have jobs. so they can settle in any day

not sure about this welcome to country business (i can only assume that's what just happened)

that bitch's shrieking is so awesome, love cultures me

>>150617927
>>150617933
so when will NZ become an australian state/territory

anyone got a quick cheeky translation of what she said?

So like, what else do Kiwis do? Aside from rugby?

kia ora lads
just woke up in time
aus argies any good?

>>150617983
eat tourists for their mana

god the saffa

>>150617983
we don't even do rugby, haven't for like a decade

a proper choir is based af (as fuck)

sike lela

saffa anthem is so effing good *

thought the game started in another 30 mins so I dipped out to walk the dog FUCK

fellas, i dare say it - but i think /rug/ is back

why don't they sing their anthem in afrikaner?

GOD DEFEND
NEW ZEAAAAAAAAALAND

the harmonies this choir are adding to the maori anthem are horrendous
terrible terrible tragedy
and this girl is just a bit shit in her solos

beautiful, proper anthems done right for once
well done kiwis

>>150618027
might be a bit odd for the kiwis to do that

get the choir to do the haka now too haha

damn saffas absolutely mogged the peewees in the anthems

>>150618040
I was referring to the previous hymn

as long as this nonsense goes on the all blacks will be the reddit team of rugby

*does a proud spine tingling sporting war dance at you*

deport the haka from rugby tbqh

>>150618054
they sing it in Afrikaans at the start and then english bits too

Now to the main game

That was a pretty good performance of the anthems
Please never use that Wellington rendition again

Weekly reminder that one man beat the all blacks. Let mortal heroes sing your fame.

Also, the NZ anthem sounds like a lullaby

As a rugby cazzie why is /rug/ dead outside RWC and 6N?

>>150618064
*laughs*

>>150617983
cricket and sailing

finlay pisstie

remember when justin marshall was new to 'tating and used to say dumb shit in an attempt to be memorable?

Will jordan score a try

THE ALL BLACKS HAVE DONE IT

What the!? How the!??
Huh!!?

what a fuckin catch kek

>>150617983
sheep chasing

I was thinking "oh no looks like he's going to knock it on", and then in space of seconds he scores.

Just hand us the world cup now

>>150617983
they make comfy low budget comedies

Pissing down in Auckland there

EBIN ETZEBETH

if it were cricket, the game would already be suspended

>Dmac on
it's over

>>150617983
Farming and skiing.
You'd think beach sports would be a thing, but New Zealand beaches (at least around Auckland) are pretty shite.

>>150618160
Yes for south Africa

>>150618159
business idea: if you choose to kick for goal and miss (if making it wouldn't have given you the lead), you get yellow carded.

>first stream has 5seconds audio desync
>second stream is showing the haka
>third stream is at least a minute delayed
is there a holy grail out there?

>>150618174
https://www.tvplusgratis2.com/espn-en-vivo.html

>>150618174
https://rugbystreams.me/new-zealand-vs-south-africa-live/the-rugby-championship/stream-3

wtf was that kek

kek what was the point of that

Kek nice try

wtf am i watching

>no missus to beat up
I guess that means ABs have to win

>>150618228
Peak rassieball

>>150618231
there's nothing in the kiwi rugby fan rulebook saying you have to beat up YOUR missus

the all cats

>>150618242
kek

>>150618219
Just having a bit of fun, ya boring bastard

>>150618249
Did you get up at 8am to watch the game?

>>150618242
Are you a kiwi? Beating up the missus when the national team loses is a cherished pastime.

How does the South Africans and the Kiwi keep churning out these big blokes?

This ref is ridiculous. How did he get this game?

>>150618267
based south american circadian rhythm

>>150618267
yes

MAY JORDAN

How the fuck does Jordan keen doing that?

Will "handsome and muscular" Jordan

WILL JORDAN?
HAS JORDAN

YES HE WILL

>>150618268
yes of course it is, but if you don't have one you can just beat up someone elses

>>150618272
By being a Georgian and thus a neutral. Don't speak too soon, ABs historically don't do well with this ref

>>150618286
Would Jordan or Won't Jordan?

>>150618291
He's been horrible. There were at least two scrum penalties he didn't call.

World Rugby conspiring again.

>>150618303
Schrodinger's Jordan

Always Will Jordan, but never How Jordan :(

>>150618305
what if you lads were just better at rugby then it wouldn't matter

>>150618335
So easy against the all blacks, yeah.

Saffers playing like shit which means the ABs will start thinking they're better than they really are.

>>150618266
your teams losing rassie

theres NRL on fellas

rate my flag bra

>>150618384
>crash and bash forceback
>worth watching
this guy

Has artfag returned? I miss him dearly.

he fookin slipped

>>150618391
14/88

'E FELL OVA

'E COULDA FOOKIN DOID

nice save ebin

>>150618384
Normally I'd agree but this is peak union and the top 8 is already decided so the league games mean nothing today

Will Jordan (ever catch the ball) ?

>>150618408
Another World Rugby plot against SA

>>150618457
I'm glad you agree. Winless nations shouldn't host the world Cup twice while superior nations last hosted it in the previous century. Clear conspiracy.

>>150618408
>>150618457
Never forget the rainbow warrior.

>every time anything happens at all
>"ADVANTAGE"
actual semen slurping sport. rugby is dead. has been for a long long time.

yarpies look a bit shit tbqh

Pivotal moment there. Its over

>>150618522
Agreed. 2013 was peak.

what a kick

what a waste of a wonderful kick

Slurp

>>150618522
F1 would be the ultimate semen slurping sport but car racing isn't really a sport.

kfry for dins

>>150618472
There's a 500% less chance of anyone dieing from gunshot during a riot at a stadium in Australia

dance studios must be printing money at the moment
everyone wanting to learn to dance better for tiktok

>>150618621
*ahem*

>>150618621
Part of the game.

its a contact sport mate, games gone soft

>>150618674
Can >we use this excuse for our football?

imagine losing at eden park can't be me

Living for those bok fags tears

>>150618707
which player are you mate

>>150618707
personally never lost at eden park myself

Whats the current Rieko Ioane status?
Still shit?

>>150618755
Dane Coles

>>150618790
I miss that cunt. Was good to see a bit of mongrel in the team.

saffers are washed
>captcha: w4hsd

all the boys need to put their long studs in

>if in doubt follow through
*farts*

keeping south africa tryless would be a victory in itself
finishing the game with more points than them would be a victory too

nice pass

kek we'd beat both of these peems right now

>>150618863
i mean.. yeah.
this is unironically the wooden spoon battle

this has honestly been an abysmal game of rugby
and unfortunately that's exactly what everyone expected

thats a rough call

not sure if refball or just incompetent

>>150618903
insane how the press hyped it up as the clash of the titans and yet Australia/Argentina was infinitely more kino

the cheeky comeback win

Fucking finally

>not taking the 3 in the only situation where it's arguably the right move
classic NZ mental retardation, hope it pays off

tony brown will coach the ABs one day

>>150618936
oh nice it got them down to 14
maybe I'm the retard.

GET OFF THE PITCH KWAGGA

lots of stamping

Over status?

>>150618936
Well?

THATS ALL SHE WROTE

hate six60

potential hammering on the cards here

another Jordan try would cap this off nicely

why dont the all blacks just play all their home games at eden park?

who is this kyle preston fella

literal 100% chance of a saffa try here. 7 points in it, over 5 mins remaining. anyone's game.

>>150618990
Cause despite the holy rugby grounds auckless is a soulless ghoul ridden city

manlets :D

THE DRAW IS ON LADS

>>150619003
parnell's nice

where did everyone go

All blacks also started to scrum early.
This ref is b tier. Did he play rugby all his life? If not, shouldn't be involved in this game.

should be a card

holy refball lmao
that was fucking insane

:(

KNOCKON REF

what the fuck is this ref doing

kek this ref is having a mare

SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE ARDIE IS CELEBRATING TONIGHT BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FIND HIM AND SUCK HIS DICK

ARDIEEEEE!
ARDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

don't appreciate ardie behaving like an american after getting the penalty

gg see you next time lads

reminder that a draw IS a loss.

kino ending

on ya lads

what a game

POKAREKARE ANA

Just beating an ailing south africa is hardly worth celebrating. The bledisloe will be more interesting this year.

argentina would bootyblast both of these shit teams t b q h

>>150619112
actually excited to see Aus finally get it back
sucks for us (those who still care about rugby anyway) but great for the sport overall

>>150617846
Negro you know damn well there is a basketball and tennis court on every single city in the nation, but not a rugby field. Be honest.
UAR does a great job at spreading it, but it is still 4th or 5th in popularity.

It’s just not the six nations

just woke up
saffas still crying?

>>150634580
If you go on some South African channels you'll see comments lambasting the Springbok performance like they're a failing company.
Which is frankly bewildering to me. The Springboks didn't play that bad. Of course they made many errors, the ABs did too. The rain was pissing down, and this was the two best teams in the world - they were not going to let the other team play to their comfort zone.

>>150619112
That'll be the hard game of the year, just like Joe did with the Ireland QF, we will be focused on Eden Park.

>>150635405
Bandwagoner casuals

No thread for the girls?