Thread 150617905

bispbong called ruffy huffy lol

PLAYING KOTOR ON MY PHONE

>>150617905 (OP)
How many bongs?

all the french win today...

oh fuck i just woke up from my drunken nap
I ended up drinking tonight's wine bottle during lunch and went to sleep
I'm trusting the other french flag ; Imavov will win and BSD will lose

French can't fight!

I personally hate Brendan Schaub

Hem...just fuken hem

Is BDS white?

brendan schaub now that is a go getter

Rintat va Gustaferson should be an good fight right? Need to time my repairs to my new car haha

Did someone here type BDS instead of BSD and you all started doing the same ? Honestly. Based

why are there 2 threads

BSDbros.... i'm afraid.

> fishing so I miss most of the card
> forget about it still being on even after I've been home for over an hour
> suddenly remember and check results thinking it's over.
> it's like 99% ko card
literal shit-tier card delivered I guess. at least I get to see Saint Heemis fight the conor wannabe

When does khamzat fight

what part of france are you lads from?

>Conor McGregor’s rape case gets swept away
>he then came out out as a Zionist and launched a bid for president
epstein list participant right there. textbook controlled op.

The Fighting nerds project has failed

>>150623840
I lost my parlay brother... I thought BSD was a retard but he really evolved with his new coach, shame on me for doubting him, there goes half of my RSA

Both RDR and Hernandez are better matchups against Khamzat.
Imavov will be taken down pretty much as easily as DDP was.

Where do we go from here ruffy bros

>>150647872
Heemavov has wrestling, enough si je can force zatdaddy to stand up and heem him

absolute state of the hardwick sisters

>>150647872
Title shots should be based on merit. Not who internet armchair analyst feel is better designed to beat a champion they don’t like

>>150647886
He has wrestling that can beat G*ne, but I doubt he can stop Khamzat.

>>150647900
I agree. But it's a shame that the guy who has merited it doesn't stand a chance. Hopefully they get Imavov/Chimaev done quickly. I don't want to sit around for 6 months for a fight I already know how 'twil end.

>>150647914
>I don't want to sit around for 6 months
>6 months
lmao
9 minimum

How come Engcucks need stretchers so often? Aspinall. Hardwick. And.... others.

Zatdaddy will defend before Topiggu

>>150647924
True. Sissies need long prep time to drill their leg-humping.

>>150647951
Topanga will heem Justine for christmas

>Gaethje managed to tie his shoes correctly this morning.
> Give this man a title-shot.

UFC matchups room.

BAWWSSS! BAWWWSSSSSS! I DID IT! I TURNED LEFT! I MAKE LEFT TURN!

too scared to call out the champ

>>150648037
The Dagestranny fears the Chadchen

:DDD

Spurdo.... I kneel

In many ways, I am like Paul Craig, except, had I hosen to go into UFC, I think my run would have been better.

People forget man, Paul Craig was a top 10 ranked LHW at one point

Now that the dust has settled, I think we can agree that Askren would win a rematch.

>>150648108
The flu heems him a second time imho

>>150648086
People forget, man, Bearjew beat the current champ!
And he has a win over another prior champ!

Son of gustav will be back.
All my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler

Craig retires as the lineal champ.

Nassourdine Imavov vs. Khamzat Chimaev
Benoit St. Denis vs. Dan Hooker]
Modestas Bukauskas vs. Bogdan Guskov
Mason Jones vs. Jordan Leavitt
Axel Sola vs. Charlie Radtke

his middle name's Lindsey

>>150647865
>half my RSA
kek i betted just 25€

*gadooshes u*

>>150648319
Dear oh dear

>>150648325
S-Stop that!

>>150648170
Guskov is booked to heem reyass

>>150648170
Hooker is fighting Arman

I'm on a bus and there's a fat redditor on here wearing a star wars t shirt who I kid you not is watching an aspinall compilation on his phone

>>150648351
No he isn’t

Gave a finn sloppy toppy in the woods earlier, heck of a thing

what's a good martial art for someone with limited flexibility? i'm over 30 and fat but even when i was doing karate as an 8 year old kid my sensei unironically mocked my flexibility. what a cunt. anyway, i'm not doing the splits anytime soon. thoughts?

>>150648359
I hope so. Arman must fight someone before a title shot.

>>150648372
Taekwondo. Judo.

>>150648385
i'm never kicking somebody in the face unless they're lying on the floor bro. i've had my eyes on judo though.

How will Imavov incorporate eye pokes into his TDD for the khamzat fight?

Caio was robbed.

Brasiwians would say Caio Wittenhousey

Anime

what does 'b' stand for?

>>150648513
Brendan

>>150647872
There's something about Imovov, a reserved guy but seems like deep down he could be evil

Observe him closely

>>150648513
Baby Jay Penn

>>150648513
BENIS

JDM would fold Josh Van Dam. How is this even up for discussion?

Except for the main event the card was good when is the next good card?

>>150648471
Talking about where you got knocked out by Till? Forget about that man

I would heem YOU

William Gomis fight was a robbery

>>150648664
What did I ever do to you?

This is an interesting one. Would anyone like the link?

>>150648722
>Some people, when they face something difficult, it's why me? Why me? A victim mentality

That's me and I'm not ashamed of it, why am I not entitled to feel that way

>>150648381
All along he's a woman?

all I'm saying is that if I started training I'd make it into the UFC and destroy all the roster with ease. I'm just lazy and also I don't want to destroy these poor kids lives

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__EiMXqsXs0

How do you feel about Sheena Bathory the power-slap slut?

Caco Sborralho

Finna heem minge

>>150648553
he did lash out on chris curtis

>>150649229
I remember that, such instant and strong rage

>>150648952
You just don't stop, you're worse than me. Obsessed

me watching the french go 5-0 on a fight night
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757251000834207.mp4

>>150649917
You have to dilate a neo-vagina several times a day

Has anyone see that video of the girl in the gym who knocked a bar off the rack and it tipped in such a way it was about to painfully plunge right into her friends Bum who was laying down and cause a serious injury, but she scrabbles and acts quickly. Crazy

>>150649995
I don't know what the hell you're on about

Very nice going 5-0 France but...

>>150650051
That’s what fagland means by “heeming minge” I’m afraid

>>150650286
I see, I'm used to his retarded talk.
Easier said than done, how's your lick been these days?

Ruffy should be a BJJ black belt. It's like being from England and not speaking english

Nerds...that fight

>>150650433
>Nerds...that lose fights
fixed that for you

watch the smashing machine
the documentary
its good and the movie will not be needed after

>>150650395
Fucking hell, meat to say what's your luck been like

I hate you dude

>>150650422
*america

Great now we have an ugly retarded inbred champion who fights once per year
Pic unrelated: I’m talking about Tomala Harrispinall

>RDR
>Fluffy
>Imavov
None of these boring ass niggas is putting a dent on Chimaev, would much rather watch him against Izzy or Strickland that may pull a meme win or at least we'll get to see them get mauled by Cumzat.

>>150650960
That was only because of the duck refusing a deserved title shot. As undisputed champ, Aspinall will defend as actively as possible and prove once and for all that he is the Baddest Man on the Planet.

Guys, it's time.....

I am the only one who can save the astralweight division of the UFC

Kyle prolapsec did better than ruffy

>>150651050
stop watching my sport

>>150651312
no

>>150651312
MMA belongs the caucuschads not ameribussies

Daddy's home bitches.

full camp prepolec decision bsd

>>150650724
Haha thank's for the visual proof, looks like you're doing well

Le humble mountain inbred xd

>>150651510
Cry

>>150651050
Sorry to tell you but Chimaev has joined the lint of borings

>>150651784
Yup that’s a caucus fighter who’s about to beat up amriCAN smeghagen

>>150651873
you're brown and Caucaus people hate you ahahahah

>>150651923
Turn your monitor on

>>150651873
Merab is American and considers himself American

>>150651814
One decision and everyone forget Cumzat was breaking jaws and rearranging teeth in 30 seconds, you niggas have goldfish memory spans

>>150652012
Merab doesn’t call himself American

Now that the dust has settled, when Dana slapped his wife in that club, was that just an attempt at marketing Slap Fighting?

Somebody in this thread was raped as a child. Thank god it wasn't me, that must be awful.

Cankalaev can finally sleep easy at night knowing that daddy has retired

>>150652239
Why did this absolute retard tap with literally 0 time left?

>>150652274
Ankaduck suffers from lack of fight IQ and couldn't hold on for a second.

>>150652239
>has exactly ONE move
>carves out a 20 fight UFC career including wins over two undefeated future champions
just how bad is the light heavyweight divison?

>>150652314
If Bo Nickal wanted to be a champion he should've jumped into Paul Craig's triangle. That's the biggest mistake of his career.

>>150652382
lol

OHHHHHHHH HE'S OUT

They are freaking nerds... That can fight!

>>150652524
Not even one yes for the kek, what a joke of a country

did any prawlspecks win yesterday?

>>150648603
the main event was great. very technical but still had moments of trading where either guy could've gotten KO'd

>>150652644
croatian heavyweight heemed tybura with quickness on his debut and is gonna jump to rank #7 instantly

>>150652741
isn't that guy like 37 and won't fight Aspinall anyway

>>150652786
yeah but still new innit

Joe Rogan wears a dress

>>150648713
Late reply, but no.

>>150652792
I was pleasantly surprised by Kaue Fernandes. Good power
Axel Sosa getting a TKO on short notice one weight class up is also promising
Rinat can still make a run and Sy redeemed himself

>>150652644
Rinat Fakrhetdinov is a b-b-beast of a prawlspect b

Aaron "Pleasantly Surprised" Pico

Rinat has legit plot armour
He seems to kinda suck but you should never bet against him

>>150652989
Nobody can find tape study on him because nobody knows how to spell his fucking name.

Aaron "Plot Armour" Pico

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/126286-ufc-fight-night

next card is a bit grim. the only fights I'm genuinely excited for are the top 2 because they have people whose ceilings we don't know yet
Hernandez/CDF should be great though. Medina/Todorovic should be fun since Medina's only defense is his chin. Reese is also pure heem or be heemed. Idk anything about Santiago Luna but he's only 21 with a 100% finish rate and undefeated. He could end up being someone to watch

>>150653083
Aaron "Losene Keita" Pico

Patchy Mix, Aaron Pico, Patricio Pitbull, Kai Asakura, and Harry Hardwick...what ever happened there?

>>150653165
it's a doggy dog world bapa

>>150652832
hes too fat to wear small, hes too short to wear large
hes too dumb to find clothes that fit; you know money isnt the problem

>>150653253
You mean a dog eat dog world?

>>150652524
This just proves that he's a real one

>>150653299
Harsh, but fair

Its clearly a doggy-style world

>>150653398
stop counting my chickens

Diego MOTHERFUCKIN Lopes

>>150652524
No is just an inverse Yes when you think about it

Stop running Khabitch

>>150652524
>not even a single person

>>150652524
>An Enemy of the State
Wonderful

it's 2025 we really can't be electing unqualified braindead retards to "drain the swamp" anymore

Conor is a bipolar drug addict rapist
worse than that, hes a fluke who regularly makes promises he has no desire to fulfil

But hes still the fucking GOAT

>>150653486
I boy him, so we can end once and for all the reddit nerd meme

Being Anti Establishment is always the answer we bent the knee and look what it got us

>>150653486
>>150653654
Silva is legit. Lopes is gonna get destroyed unless he keeps it in the clinch or on the ground

Crazy to think that Conor is genuinely the only person who can save Ireland.
I guess Irish people just love brown daddy dick too much

>>150653669
Yeah that fucker is good he's the best reddit nerd, he's complete unlike the others

>>150623841
*swedes

we've gotta fight the establishment by electing more multi-millionaires to cut public services and tax the rich less and suck israel dick

>>150653671
Nobody loves muslim daddy dick more than McGaped

Connor would just become Thiel's lapdog the moment he gets into power just like every other chudette

>>150653718
i remember andreas looked like a monster in his ufc debut wtf happened here

>>150653718
CHUD PIGGY DOWN

CHUD PIGGY DOWN

>>150653718
His real name is Gustagomedov I fear... Just another dagestani bum.....

Khamzat vs Imanov is just 2 Russian brazzas fighting. But some retards really thinks it UAE vs France.

You know how people say countries shouldn't have borders? In a way they are already correct. Nationality is some fake ass shit.

>>150653764
bad cut obviously

I wanna see pantoja vs cyril gane

Swedish nightclubs have now reported that they’ve stopped playing RnB and hip-hop music.

Why?
Because it attracts immigrants, and people don’t want to go to a nightclub that’s crowded with immigrants.

Why?
Because they bring chaos with them.

Yet fighters continue to walk out to these rap songs. Why?

>>150653860
if I owned a swedish nightclub I'd play jazz

sweet dish

Just heemed minge in the woods ama

A man's butt

>>150653938
Where did you bury her body?

>>150653860
To bring chaos

>>150653637
Sounds like Sweden

>>150653966
Nice try glowie

>>150653938
leave the animals alone you freak

When asked to comment on the tensions between british and french fans, Cyril Gane said "let's bury the hatchet.....in tom aspinall's skull"

>>150653999
kek you're alright frenchie

>>150653999
That's heckin badass

>>150653999
Any questions vis an vis minge heemery specifically rural

>>150653860
CTE

>>150653999
I will legitimately kill myself if tom loses

>>150653999
Tomalaxisters...

>>150654053
Tom PLEASE lose

Tommy shitspinsall
Shitspinall
Tooooommy shitspina-a-a-aaall
Na na na na na na son's a retard

Winningest country in the UFC? My vote's gotta be Sweden.

I smell strongly of minge juice

>>150654053
newsflash asshole, Tom lost the moment he decided to go against the Ganewave movement

Haiku about Cyril destroying Tom :
Silken giant moves,
Aspinall breaks under weight,
Paris roars in flame.

OSU!

just remembered the population of dagestan is like 3 million. pretty insane how big a force they are in fighting sports

>>150653764
he got usada'd

>>150654141
CHILLS

You people make me sick to my stomach.

>>150654176
Chuds will try to convince you that nose rings aren't sexy

>>150654176
You just know Vovdaddy had her seat SOAKED

>>150654176
i should jerk off to her one of these days, I don't feel like a true /heem/ster right now

So whose kid was screaming PAPAAAAAAAA throughout the main event yesterday? That was some bad parenting

>>150654198
I told you not to swallow all that cum

>>150654230
Solid retort if I dare so posit.

is imavov any better in the stand up than khamzat?

>>150654262
obviously

>>150654230
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150654262
They're both garbage, Strickland puts hands on both of them.

>>150654293
Strickgaped put hands on he dead daddy’s dick I fear

>>150654317
I'm afraid not.

>>150654262
imavovs aight but hes doesnt force mistakes like an elite level striker would. he just waits for a mistake to capitalize

>>150654053
Don't worry
Gayne and his faggot fans will get embarrassed yet again

Gane? Fans? That's the question.

>>150654176
What the hell

Can't look at fightfairy... I'm reminded of our 50+ children out of wedlock.

>>150654278
Would

>>150654378
Can't beat heeming a great bit of IC2 minge unless it's IC1 of course

Pigland got his bacon bussy oinked into rashers sadly

Nordic countries run mixed martial arts

>>150654581
>Nordic countries run mixed martial arts

>>150654388
zestiest thing I've ever seen in my life

>>150654612
do you not have mirrors in your house?

>>150654612
Monitor......

>>150654612
Zest is not a crime

>>150654612
You need to turn your monitor on

>>150654612
This one revved the strickpiggies

I can feel the spirit of Gaethje inside me...

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1naqs8i/big_ank_owns_a_coffee_shop_called_ankl_in_dagestan/

Ankalaev has his own coffee shop, how kawaii

so now I understand why ruffy refused a fight against Gamrot and Moicano in rio. sharting nerds exposed, bet the house on the mexicano Diego.

>>150654740
haha I just left a poor review

>>150654744
Nah Jean is actually good
Real ones knew ruffy was the worst nerd

>>150654758
uhh rude??

now that the dust is settled: just how BAD is islam's training partner at wrestling?

>>150653654
You're that powerful are ya? Savá

>>150652524
It's because he's not a bought and paid for egalitarianist faggot

>>150654758
Based, gonna do the same.
Revolting muzzies

>>150654758
I cant believe youve done this

rockhold should get a bunch of giant garishly ugly tattoos like dookie dan. i think he’s at that point in his storyline

>>150654842
Misread this as nude and stripped down completely. Got fired and am now sucking dick for pocket change. Thanks a bunch.

guy can't even speak irish and wanted to be the president?

>>150654883
Stop that dumb shit, you guys always have to cross the line

"Elite" UFC talent loses to a random guy they brought in from the custodial staff. The man put his mop bucket away in the janitors locker, changed into his shorts, and then went out and heemed the number 7 guy in the world, because MMA fighters are elite athletes.

Tá tú ag dul ar gcúl le fuck, a dhuine uasail.

One brownoid down
One to go
Poor poor Pigslam

>>150654866
This was honestly the red flag that let me know ruffy was ass
The d-tier brazza was dominating him everywhere until he gassed

>>150654931
heavyweights arent real fighters, they are just athletes who fight

>>150652524
They said this about Trump too

Physically I look like Marcin Tybura but like smaller and less muscular and less white
But my fighting prowess is more of a 40yo Tony Ferguson

>>150654931
What if Delija is the new Mirko Cro Cop?

>>150654951
agus tha thu nad bhalach geidh

>>150654931
>a random guy they brought in from the custodial staff
That's the 2022 PFL Heavyweight Tournament Champion you're talking about buddy.

>>150654758
wtf did you even visit it?

PIGGY DOWN

>>150654612
Pay the electric bill playa

Who does Pisslam fight after he gets heemed by JDM?

>>150654925
No he has a point actually, fuck muzzies

>>150655018
islam is so fucking ripped. makes me feel like shit

Gamrot has a fight

>>150654989
He was from the custodial staff. Tire changers and janitors have a long history of heeming "elite" MMA talent.

>>150655018
LEVELS

>>150655046
start frauding

>>150655018
This happened

>>150655046
when I feel bad I just eat

I used to intermittently fast all the time and I had a 8 pack I find it so hard nowadays to do that I just broke and ate a sandwich

What happens when MMA gets to a point where nobody can fight anymore?

My knees are shot

My knees are hot

I could heem anyone in this thread

>>150655190
Start with yourself

Fightfairy is a pretty middle tier escorts I had sex with way hotter escorts in Vegas.

>>150655183
he did fight this year doe

I could heem this guy >>150655190
therefore I can heem everybody in this thread

Bro you're an Ace
Dawg I'm a Hap

>>150655223
mma math doesn’t work chud

I'm afraid

WHO DOES THAT TO HARRY HARDWICK?

>>150655190
you're not tough to me b I know how the sausage is made

Is Ilia really going to fight Gaethje? Because that would be a KWAB move, especially after what he said about him in an interview after his win against Charles, and i would have to turn my back on him to support Islam.

>>150655235
We're all afraid, that's the human condition

Are you stroking your Hardwick?

>>150655230
fight me nigga

>>150654984
Then Brendan Schaub should unretire

>>150655243
I'm putting out an executive level announcement to all British UFC fighters that no one is allowed to get in the cuck chair anymore. If you have a broken leg you better crawl backstage

I GET DROPPED BY EVERYONE BRAZZA

>>150655270
There's a sadness in his eyes

>>150655235
We all are. Slamdaddy is coming for our bussies and there’s nothing we can do to stop him sadly
Us TWPiglets are so pathetic

>>150648513
benchod, b, you know dis.

>>150655296
https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM?si=IT6Z7URTruG7ar9O

>>150655320
too many boorgers

crazy that Schaub and Callen are still at it

how come there are no good indian wmma except jasmine sherni and yasmina khan?

Put a Swede in that octagon... Watch as his viking ancestors commune through him... And obliterate into the living death... Any nonbelievers.

>>150655355
The webm that saved /fa/, /tv/, /heem/ and /lgbt/. All in one.

>>150651111
nice digits fren

>>150617905 (OP)
Diego Lopes will finish the job.

>>150655320
Adriano Martins bros....he might need to use 5% this time

Truth nuke: Moicano was a good win

>>150655439
Jean Silva is the best of them.

>>150655462
nope. prates was.

>>150654262
he got outclassed by strickland on like one week's notice?

>>150655487
you'd be surprised

>>150655461
BSD is very good but empties teh gas tank trying to finish in rd 1. it's that simple. he makes mistakes to be exciting and aggressive. Ruffy is a bum. BSD's performance against porier, despite having staph shows his potential.

Not being able to TKO James Llontop was pretty eye opening for me

>>150655489
A few years ago he lost a close fight to a champion despite being the only one to cut weight? Wow what a bum

jean silva has beat 1 ONE guy in the top 15. wait... was bryce even top 15?

Just how good is the UFC?

midget MMA

>>150655571
was that the guy who was basically just a human punching bag?

Abdulmanap was a drunk

>>150655612
yeah Ruffy "styled" on him like that fukin means anything

>>150655573
to be fair... strickland got his title shot by beating a taxi driver then a gay black man who didn't even train. all after losing to multiple welterweights.

topuria vs ruffy is essentially fake prime conor vs fake washed conor

I ciuld beat any toddler

Rashit hits the canvas

>>150655573
>sean on 6 days notice
>49-46'd
I'd say Imavov improved after that fight but implying he lost because he cut weight is a terrible cope

the fighting nerds 4 main characters literally had 13 losses between them, so why did they claim the whole 19-0 thing?

>>150655752
*MOST toddlers

>>150655825
in the ufc

>>150655752
that's a 50 year old man

>>150655844
that's like me getting knocked out 10 times in teh ufc, going to some bumfights org, and racking up some wins to claim i'm undefeated in bumfights..

The fall of the fighting nerds...

New me; same old mistakes.

Caio is kyle in brasiw

more like the shitting turds

>>150655989
Peak Peek.

>>150655792
You didn't even watch the fight, I'd tell you to lose weight but third worlders like you are emaciated enough

>>150655878
people generally don't care about when a fighter losses to a gassy RNC on the regional scene a decade ago when they were just starting out

>>150656009
He got destroyed by Strickbeast 50-45
Bumavov is a bum
Go back you ugly muzzie immigrant

Paul Craig retired

Hey, Prates lost to Ian Garry and look at what he did in his next fight! This means that the fighting nerds will return greater than before. I just know it.

If Jon Silver loses to Diego that just means he'll come back stronger, but if he wins? I wonder

Fucked the Swedes mom again.
She came on my Big American Cock and screamed like a bitch in heat.

>>150656144
I had it 48-47 Imavov

Outside the last round it was a really close fight between Strickland and Imavov. The idea that Strickland was beating Imavov gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Imavov 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.

>>150656293
Big cock if true.

>>150656144
kek Bodied that freak

>>150656293
Huh, imagine that

>>150656320
You're brown i fear
Sorry about your illness

>>150656144
Strickraped went life and death with a dude halfway through a weight cut he would get raped even worse in a rematch

Is one of the requirements for Strickland's anger management program is having to train with one of The Fighting Nerds?

>>150656455
>Strickbeast off the couch beat the shit out of a muzzie who had a full training camp
HOLY KWAB just how shit are brownoids KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I'd kick the crap out of Sean if he ever tried his tough-guy act with me.

>>150656520
strickbitch is such a hateful little weasel

I had it Caio 50-45

How did Sean Strickland protégé, Andreas Gustafsson, do this weekend?

>>150656636
Damn that's fascinating *takes notes*

>>150656009
>i-imavov didnt really lose
>third worlders like you
monitor on, playa!!!

>>150648722
This fat nigga is like 100 elo points away from becoming a chess grandmaster.

>>150655878
it’s precisely the opposite of what you described

Does anybody know who the fuck Chanel Yasmoose is?

>>150657060
Levels.

Imavov imo is a stupid gay french frog faggot

>>150657060
Strickland literally won every exchange in this fight.

Imamov is just fundamentally good

>>150657060
Daddysanya dominated that exchange

I don't have the stats in front of me but I feel like Strickland has tweeted about BBC more than once

>>150657238
Not only that; he’s a fundamentally good fighter.

>>150656145
Who cares

>>150657333
Not only that; a fundamentally good fighter guy dude.

chimaev vs imavov an atmospheric slow burn bone chilling psychological thriller of a fight

>>150657347
you don't have to be like that

Are you guys (messico and sweetden) crazy in the head man

>>150657365
The problem is, Chimaev is a fundamentally great fighter

>>150657392
You afraid of me?

>>150657388
That girl in the back look just like the average public restroom in Sweden

>>150657426
but ontologically an evil soul. and good always defeats evil

>>150657447
I'm sure that was done on purpose

Fundamentally Gane is the champion right now not tom

>>150657475
Angels are evil in a demon's eyes thoughever.

got my diaper my wheelchair and my happy dad hat. time to enjoy some apex action

>>150657525
yeah it’s a good thing i’m more like an angel (pure good) so i don’t have to confront these kinds of difficult ideas

some may say fundamentalist b

>>150657445
Most definitely

>>150657161
>humilliated in the build up, during and even after the fight
essentially, izzy performed a humilliation ritual

>>150657610
Do you heem minge though

>>150657610
Philosophical brainlet

>>150657684
Asking the important questions

there is no true evil only misunderstandings and environmental factors that cause one to become what we call evil

MMA is essentially fundamental

>>150657775
please tell this to my boss who fired me for talking about how i want to rape hasbulla to death

evil = live backwards

What is this the gaylord homo channel

Evil = Darth Maul from Star Wars
Good = Justin Gaethje

That should clear things up

there's no good or evil, there's only

God
And
Nature
Eternal

>>150657959
Justin Gaethje is definitely not good. Retarded sure good no

>The UFC recently did a study on Fighter Attractiveness and asked women around the PI to vote on who they believe the most attractive male fighters were, using a scale from 1-10. Here were the top 5 fighters, ranked on attractiveness:

>Paulo Costa - 8.7 (83%)
>Luke Rockhold - 8.9 (87%)
>Alex Pereira - 9.2 (89%)
>Paul Craig - 9.6 (93%)
>Anshul Jubli - 9.9 (97%)

Faggot Homosexual

i don’t believe a “good” person would perform violent acts against other people for his own enrichment

Gane and Gaethje have it all figured out.
>fight once a year
>put out shitty performances
>sit around not taking risks
>new champ drops
>come out of woodworks
>get awarded a title shot

2025 /heem/ in one 3 second video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxiVxWmBRbM

>>150658018
Worst of both worlds

Imavov is simply not mutated enough to match Khamzat’s retard strength
Just a normal outbred dude

delija punches like a flyweight but aspinall just needs 1

>>150658017
>Anshul Jubli - 9.9 (97%)
Google has to stop doing this but when i googled his name the titel "internet personality" comes up

Modestus Bukauskas

Arrogantus Bukauskas

how the fuck did that Pole Breczyk lose to Ihor Poteriria??? nhe fuckin smoked tavares

>>150658331
Excellent post

MMA is both non-ceasing and not-arising.

>>150658382
My meng gets like that if I'm dehydrated

I watched the replay. A lot of Delija's punches looked a bit shit. He's no Aspinall. Though at the time I was very impressed.

Back to the Apex prelims for Bukauskas. He needs to be more humble.

Modestas Bukkake

Arrogantas Bukkake

Baltic warrior

Calves are exploding

>>150659108
good blog entry buddy

>>150659035
Robert is a cool guy he did way more than he was capable of in the ufc and outside of the ufc thats what a gamer does. People call him reddit and a can and whatever but in the end of the day he gets to lay his head on Sophias asscheecks and sleep well knowing he did it all and he isnt 40 yet.

>>150658642
Been calling him Modest Bukakke for an minute personally imho

>>150652524
he'll win the vote rematch

>>150659158
Thanks bappa foam rolling

>>150658018
Im hear

>>150659198
sofia is chopped

>>150659250
>you're

Delija sounds like a subsaharan name

>>150659282
How many maroi migglets did she shit out so far?

Delija Mustard

>>150659302
Gooby is a man of the people. Thus when he is president, I will be president, YOU will be president.

hey there Delija

>>150659502
theyre less Maori than Kai

>they're 25% Lebanesse, 25% Italian, 25% English 12.5% Maori, 12.5% Samoan

Ya watching the US open? Drumpf is there

scorpion vs sub zero in nu-mortal kombat is soulless compared to original

>>150659690
fighting games are fucking gay and boring

>>150659680
Tennis is, how you say, very homosensual so I dont partake. Respectfully.

>>150659713
im talking about the movie fag

>>150659773
even worse, moviefags are literal manchildren

>>150659713
Id beat your ass at Blade Arcus From Shining Ex and then weem you in real irl

>>150659713
I was talking about the book

>>150659802
nope, proven wrong by RLM during star wars

Getting the undisputed title changed Tom into a weird diva superstar personality. He gets mad and smug when a single fan recognizes him now. It's embarrassing and sad tbqfh. Tom is NOT the people's champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwDczhvZtrs

>>150659639
Imagine how blown out her pussy is Rob has to take the wallet out for a labiaplasty or something

>>150659993
the vagina stays the same for life, childbirth has no effect on it

>>150660035
Your mom was tight squeeze 'til I was done with her. Now she's blown out like a birthday candle or twenty I tell you.

>>150659176
>being a total chad sexgod but still getting rejected by women

Borrachinha is just like me

>>150660217
he has a wife

>>150659993
tight as a locked door I lament

>>150660321
I hope to have a wife

>>150659035
his style has been solved and he's too mentally, and physically, flushed to be champ, since the Romero fights everytime they push the pace against him he goes in survival mode, he had many opportunities to fuck RDR up but instead he either retreated or never adjusted, see the one body shot in the fifth (his coaches are complete idiots too), also he tried to fight differently for about the first 30 seconds of the fight then reverted back to his old self

>https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/robert-whittaker/robert-whittaker-admits-reclaiming-gold-is-a-pipe-dream-defines-biggest-goal-right-now/
>just want to have fun
he's done, as you said he has a lot outside of fighting unlike most of his colleagues and he should go away, 10 years in the top 10 take a toll and he's been dropped a lot, he may be one bad fight away from getting serious damage imo

>>150660361
you'd be better as the wife

>>150660333
That's some mom shit i wonder what she looked like 10y ago

>>150660333
>Changing up the stimulus with coach @justinlang_ep

>>150660479
Got to confuse the muscles b

Based Greg Plitt appreciator

>>150660412
bro's got kohberger face

Aspinall means "ass fucked" in English

>>150660603
No, its a tree from the highlands

>>150660768
the assfucking tree

>>150660603
The retardedsoncord will find this most distressing

HIPS! HIPS!!

>>150655043
Obviously, that's obligatory. But he's our uncle, he's a good guy. Leave him out of it

Keeping it a euro fifty I don't think I would heem aria grande

Unkalaev

>>150656293
Good job, hope you filmed it to show the fucker

>>150659639
All Zatdaddy’s offspring I fear

Zatmingey I decry

When was slammingey fighting jdm was it in november

kara france doing the maori face is so funny when he looks completely white

>>150659220
How come this webm is 30 minutes long

>>150661365
Been laughing at this post for the last 72 hours

Look at da mewn

>>150661512
You realize if we look at the moon together right now we'll be two heemers conjoined in time? Bit romantic when you consider it b

>>150661548
Mind if the cat joins us she's quite possessive

>>150661327
Based slowpoke reminding us of fun memes we once had as friends

>>150661595
Sure thing b Tavataan kuussa

>>150661327
His girlfriend told me he does it when he ejaculates into her

I'm sure it's not funny then. There's a time and place for everything

Look, I want to fght Chimaev, but if he won't make that fight happen, then heemsoeverbeit

>>150661595
>ynr what minge he’s been heeming

Thread looking a bit bong heavy for my comfort

>>150661928
>bong
you know better

>>150661928
Bit unsightly thats fershure

Business handled
>>150662075
>>150662075
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