Thread 150618113

>Finals Edition

>Today
GWS currently losing to the Hawks in the Elimination Final.

>Tomorrow
Fred vs Suns @ Optus - 2nd Elimination Final

COCK in my ARSE

iggs

Giants are fucking awful. What’s their plan? Just belt it long and let hawthorn walk it out?

I wanted an exciting final.

kek ginny

>>150618143
me too bro

Cadshart is a mental midget

>Ginnivan pointing to the head
Is calling someone retarded a bannable offence?

another boring slop final
depressing
hopefully tonight is good

>>150618163
Calm down quaynor the only way you play the hawks is if they make the grand final

When did welcome to countries turn into personal monologues
also how the fuck does she have 83 grand children
shudder to think about all the crimes they are committing

>>150618176
feels like if a team gets a head start over the other team the defending team just gives up

GWS are fucking shit.

Hawks are going to straight set the Crows, aren't they?
Wonder if Ginnivan will do a plane after the match just to follow up from last year? He's already bantering (Port) Adelaide.

jfc why are there 100 afl bakes...

>>150618197
nah crows are cooked

>Adelaide aren't ready for finals
>Brisbane are busted up
>GWS are frauds
>Freo and Suns are both as mentally fragile as each other
>Left with Hawks, Pies and Cats
FUCK THIS SHIT

That welcome to country threw off the giants something fierce.

>>150618210
Truly depressing times worse season of football on record. I shall be going for the hawks if it comes down to those three.

absolute shitcunt manlets are my favourite type of player

>>150618113 (OP)
fred v snus play today

>Lachie Neale's scan results in; 4-6 weeks
Freo marches on.

>>150618122
>>150618125
So true!!!

>>150618245
You take (B)iggs cock in the arse?

>>150618233
>Going for the diving floppers
You're what's wrong with football.

What sort of deficit do GWS need to have to use the wind for a win in the 4th? Four goals?

classic get fucked cunt booooooo from the crowd for albo

>>150618243
Everyone, including Lachie, knew it was season as soon as it happened.

Imagine a final between hawks and fred

>>150618264
Anything within 50 points is doable.

>>150618259
When picking between weevil's how does one make an educated choice?

WHO /PUB/ HERE

>>150618210
this
most depressing outcome
i'm going to cheer for a geelong gf blowout for the most amount of anti-fun

>>150618280
>a record breaking 3QT comeback is doable

LOOM IS ON

memeback

ok nvm giants are still in this shit

gnats have momentum

just saw someone do the heimlich manoeuver on someone hawthorning

>>150618304
Unlikely, but doable.
Teams can get on runs like we're currently seeing. Add in the breeze and and an even bigger margin is possible.

>>150618243
lachie had a mid game last years grand final. probably wasn't even top 3.

>>150618318
>get momentum right before quarter time break
>break happens
>goes back to being a blowout
many such cases

Imagine sniffing your own bathwater in the third quarter only to get chased down and lose. kek

The GWS Giants are legit dangerous this year.

I will fucking LMAO like a MF if hawks throw this game

FELLOW ROACHES WHAT DO WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150618327
lol completely false. At the ground I thought Ashcroft or Ah Chee for Norm. Watching the replay it was clearly Lachie.

fwaaark this is a good game

Ginni must have been on the phone to Greg Norman

>17:30
>2 minutes left in the third quarter
7newsbros in shambles

hogan you spastic

>stage a comeback
>still three goals down
Yeah, they’re still losing this.

>>150618337
They're Geelong's kryptonite. Really want them in the prelim agains them.

Kelly is dishing out some slick handballs

>ball to the crowd
kek based jesse

>>150618304
((YOU))

fark m8

Wew hawfies

>>150618357
They're going to have the wind in the final. Being within 4 is striking distance. Being within 2 is winning position.

CARN THE ANNOYING ORANGES

NO UMPIREs ; NO ROACHES.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

THERES A BIG BIG SOUND

whoever wins this will rape the pies

COME ON GNATS

>>150618341
>the premiers are not the best 'team' and its all rests on 1 good player
>showing that you've never even played afl before let alone know what youre talking about
hahahahaha moron
I bet your team has the most wooden spoons

KINO

This is fucking excellent

>>150618304
>Can a team come back from 6 points behind

hory shiet

Are you guys looking forward to all the foreigners coming into the threads as we near the hip?

OH SHIT

get!

out!

of!

town!

oh no no no

>>150618390
I was there. I'm a Bane member and regardless I didn't even suggest that, retard.

kino sky

>>150618412
So am I and you're still a dickhead

>>150618359
Only down at Kardinia Park.

>AFL move the prelim from the MCG down to Kardinia if Giants make it

Josh Kelly is unironically the diff since hes come on hes had a hand in nearly every goal

>>150618399
>>150618368
my comment was aimed at the dude saying a 50 point comeback from 3 quarter time is possible. stop taking me out of context

>>150618390
You're a moron

>>150618418
$$ doubt $$

>>150618417
Fucking piece of shit. I hope you die.

>>150618419
yessir

>>150618420
>Team kicks 36 points unanswered in 10 minutes
>50 points in 20 is unthinkable

bros I just heard a big big sound down the street
I hope they're alright

>>150618418
they could do this couldn't they? the reason they played at the mcg yesterday was because there has to be 1 finals game there right?

>>150618428
>>150618435

You're a double faggot and it shows

Geelong is the only AFL club that trains on their home ground, which was funded by the Victorian taxpayer. Fuck them

imagine they just rocked up to some small town and held the granny there

Hope the Gnats get it done, CARN

>>150618417
>>150618435
You’re both fucking useless nobodies, fuck you both kek, fucking pissbane fans luckiest flag in history last year and now you’re going out in straight sets, absolutely pathetic club and shit fans, I bet you’re fucking fat and gay lmao

>>150618444
no chance they need to bank as many mcg games as possible otherwise in the contract they could move a non victorian home prelim to the mcg

>>150618455
At least two people here know you're a retard.

7NEWS is in so much strife. I am howling

>>150618469
Please explain

>The Hawks kicked two in a row to start the quarter, opening up a 45-point lead that looked almost unassailable. After that point, they did not register a single clearance and managed just six kicks forward of centre.
Noticing an awful lot of silence from the victoria supremacy clown lmao

>>150618463
>weak as fuck baitsauce
actually you win the biggest faggot prize itt now

>>150618469
Do that many boomers still watch network tv news?

>>150618471
Some boong rambled on for 10 mins which delayed the game. Now it will eat into the news

>>150618474
Nah I’m a pies fan, we know how to win, you’re pathetic cunt

Loomers, this will be rigged so we can't win, but in case we get there, we'll still have the moral victory

>>150618481
>pie tosser
imagine my surprise

>>150618471
It's meant to start at 6pm (18 minutes from now). There is 19:18 left on the game clock.

The 6pm news is -THE- broadcast slot that gets the eyeballs on the telly.

>>150618471
7 forced the scheduling of 3:20 games to 3:15 so it leads in directly into their news bulletin at 6:00pm. Fourth quarter has started after 5:40 so this is going well overtime.

OFFICIAL LAUGH AT HAWKS HOUR JUST STARTED

Uhhhhhhhhhh hawksbros??????

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>>150618480
>>150618489
>>150618492
Imagine if it's a draw kek

>>150618483
looming is not allowed in finals anyway?

Finn Callaghan is pretty good

>>150618501
Reminds me of Bo Callahan

>>150618499
They play overtime.
3 minutes going one way, switch ends and play another 3 minutes. Rinse repeat.

>>150618493
AHAHAHAHAHHA
GIANTS BACK IN FRONT

>>150618488
Have fun next week fuckhead, imagine my surprise when the lions got fucking annihilated in a qualifying final, fakest premiers since west coast 2018

>>150618438
of course it's possible but how long did it take st kilda to beat that record? i reckon you'd be waiting a bit more for it to happen again

The GIANTS have now brought the match score level at 85 all, after trailing by 45 points. Last season, they gave up a 44-point lead to Brisbane in the semi-final, ending their season at the hands of the eventual premier.

Has there been a bigger coaching blunder than Mitchell subbing out Dear to bring on the ni**a

>>150618438
Fucken GOTEM well posted lad dunked on that loser

Chol is a big dumb n word

>>150618524
so geelong wins it

>>150618528
did he actually? lmao, dear wasn't even doing that badly, just okay

>>150618515
Have fun next week at your job search appointment and don't forget to pay last weeks rent

Hope it a draw during regular time
>would cut into both 7 news and bounce
it's a win-win

>>150618518
Because a good team needs to let a shitter team get a 50 point lead before starting to come back.
The shitter getting a bit lead is the thing that makes it rare.

Neither of these teams will play finals

>>150618559
>scores even end of Q4
>"if you want to see extra time change to 7mate"

much more likely

KWAB JIATH IS SO FUCKING BAD

Whoever wins is getting belted next week.

Extra time would get all the focus off last night's umpire calls.
The AFL CEO is in the crowd watching this game. Really makes you think.

Lyon just leaked his true alien form

WHAT THE FUCK

did the sound just get fucked up for everyone else?

CMON GANTS

>>150618586
yeah aliens invaded for a sec

>Pull your pants down before taking the kick
The bants.

Ginnivan is elite

Not sure about that mark.

>>150618586
I have only been listening to music the whole game.

>>150618586
yeah, lyon's mic fucked up for a second there

>>150618594
yeah he definitely backs up his bullshit

>>150618597
this
wouldn't have been a catch in cricket

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

>>150618597
It's a mark in footy but a dropped catch in cricket

Come on Tobes, you sick cunt.

Hate Hawthorn yet don't want an interstate team winning

Captains behind

CARN HAWKS!!!!!!!!

>>150618591
albo will give them free housing

He knew the fans yearn for a loom and needed a point to get there.

Will there be a report on all the incorrect umpiring decisions tommmorow?

just waiting for chol to fall over in the goal square 150m off ball and get the sealer

How the fuck do I beat widows second phase in silksong?

Would have been better if they didn’t sub this sudo on.

>>150618628
Ginnivan doing it would be the real kino cherry.

Just dont like em

(Umps)

Weddle :3

Bookies finna lose so much on a draw everyone's disposals multis will get up

Mabia Chode

#FreekickHawthorn

DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER
BUTLER BUTLER BUTLER BUTLER

The moon is full; my wine is red;
Bacchus is whispering in my head.
I'll have a sloppy wank tonight,
And give poor Phoebe quite a fright.

>>150618652
I understand that reference

>Hurr let's show the game winner from the other side of the fucking ground
Fucking had it with these camera cunts

Game over.

ACHOLOGISE

MABIOR

First to 100 usually wins

CHOOOOOOOOOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

First team to 100 usually wins.

gf just ran to the toilet wtf

Holy fuck look at leek aleers hairline

The average penis size on that side of the ground would be huge

i don't like either team but hawks will rape the pies, cw suck against them
so it'll be cats v hawthorn likely

Do they really need these dogshit free kicks now?

>>150618671
Especially in games where the other team fails to reach 100

>>150618601
based and same pilled
who the fuck can listen to this dire commentary

>>150618682
Wrong side of the bracket.

Hawthorn/GWS play Adelaide, winner plays Geelong.
Freo/Suns play Brisbane, winner plays Collingwood.

>>150618676
Same wtf

>>150618682
Use a predictor you fucking spastic

>>150618691
>>150618694
oops 'my bad'

umps willed themselves into the game late

5 minutes
3 goals
That's the equation

>>150618702
Thanks

It's do or die here

>>150618702
doable, they scored about 5 in 5 minutes earlier

We're the Mighty Fighting Hawks.
We love our Club, and we PLAY. TO. WIN.
Riding the bumps with a grin (at Hawthorn).
Come what may, you'll find us striving
Team work is the thing that talks
FOUR
THREE
TWO
One for all and all for one
Is the way we are at Hawthorn.
We are the Mighty Fighting Hawks.

If that's an arm chop against Weddle down the other end it has to be there too. Same fucking action

Last roll of the dice looms

>>150618702
if [ "$Minutes" -ge "$Goals" ] ;then
echo "GAME ON"
fi

>>150618710
ROACH

Josh Kelly should not have been sub.

does huddo have the flu or something, he was dying yesterday too

>>150618710
>we
Which player are you?

>>150618558
Hurr le pies fan poor I work full time and have no trouble paying my rent, have fun having to choose a team to follow the rest of the season cause your dogshit team choked

And respected by our foes

shocking kick from taylor

Giants must go now

>>150618731
BOOOOOOII

imagine standing between chol and jiath in the showers

It's not over yet.

jiath is so bad man

>>150618716
503: Internal Server Error

lets all laugh at interstate shitters

Terrible option from Ash. Terrible.

>>150618746
He's the future of /afl/ le pacey...

HOLY SHIT ASH IS SO BAD FUCKING HELL

>>150618716
else
echo "IT'S OVER"

THE HOLLYWOOD HAWKS

Giants really need to get moving here

>>150618749
It's just a Victorian league, really, let's be honest. No one else matters.

all those disgusting poopee customers in the crowd i'm going to vomit

Lads, Jake just posted

Lads, Jake just posted

Leeks hairline is like a beach when a tsunami is going out to sea

over

Lads

Lads

Lads

>>150618761
The league expanding is literally what saved it from folding.

>Season on the line
>Casual snap around the corner
>Post
KEK

Collingwood, Geelong, Hawthorn, the kings of the AFL

>Inside 50s 72 - 54
>Lose by 2 goals

Victorian Supremacy

>>150618780
Many are saying this.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooof that'll fucking hurt

Did you know most girls pee a little when laughing

Gf was watching the game from the bathroom and just locked the door??

White boi just got dunked on by a superior specimen.

Frenzy status?

Brisbane and Adelaide will bounce back.

Missus just pissed on the couch and walked off.

>Had all the momentum at the end of the 3rd quarter
>Scores level early in the 4th
>Still lose
Why are GWS like this?

GWS to the diary room

The GF just stormed off to the toilets again, wtf, I hear heavy breathing

ash kwab

6pm news status?

>>150618805
Horror movie right there on my TV
It's the 6:30 news

Were a mighty team at Hawthorn
Were respected by our foes

GWS' finals record has become an embarrassment.

>>150618798
It was the brave captain's """"effort"""" by Mr. Greene, shanking that easy shot at goal. Drained all momentum and was game over after that.

Reckon I can squeeze in a wank before the next game.

#freekickhawthorn

>ginni just runs through the umps
kek
>>150618796
idk both look pretty done to me
bane might win due to being a better team than gc/fred but can't see them winning after that

GWS, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Do yous blokes like Josh Weddle?

Which part of Victoria are you blokes from?

Dezi, I know you're here. I'll split the mill with your family mate.

disgusting """""moustache"""""" on sicily

At what time does the grocery store become quiet on a Saturday night? I have to get some things and do not want to interact with anyone.

>>150618831
probably after 6 or so
depends when it closes

Kek an African stole Lions’ player Ty Gallup’s (white) things and cash by just walking in and using his name, as per 6pm 7 news

>>150618831
9 is when all your fellow autists come out.

>>150618821
no one understands this except me dude but i appreciate you keep posting it

>>150618836
Closes at 10.

>The two expansion teams getting kicked out back-to-back a couple of hours apart
BASED

I barrack for whichever team has the fewest niggers
So, I quite like Geelong.

>>150618821
>>150618839
I also understand this and I appreciate it being posted

Are you ripper legends looking forward to Fred vs Gold Coast?

>>150618813
Still better than the Snus. And will still be better after today no matter what happens.

Let me cope.

>>150618845
based life of alexander enjoyer

>>150618848
Hoping they have the crowd effects microphones turned up.

>>150618848
yes as i SHALL be going
i would send a pic when i'm there but my phone network is rangebanned i think

>>150618837
why would a skilled doctor do that?

A reminder that three out of the four games this weekend have been won by Victorian teams

>>150618862
i swear to fuck most of perth is rangebanned. what the fuck kinda schizos are posting from here?

on the goon, but it's fancy goon that cost me $13.50 for 1.5L (it was half price too)

Three word analysis of the Giants season:

>>150618866
>most of perth is rangebanned
No wonder there's been a dramatic improvement in post quality on /afl/. Thanks mods

>Greeted by Albo in the rooms
BASED.

>>150618866
yeah it used to be okay but as of a year or so ago it seems to be permad everywhere (using vodafone)

apparently Sam Mitchell broke up with his wife on Tuesday

>>150618869
It's gonna be a Collingwood v Geelong game isn't it? Fuck I'm so over them

>>150618838
>fellow autists

>>150618871
Gonna
Waste
Shots

>>150618821
>>150618839
>>150618845
>>150618859
wogs

>>150618872
its okay, im one of the good ones.

>>150618874 is a good one too. Support the good ones.

>>150618871
Great Wank, Suckshit

Gazey doesn't seem like a very likeable guy desu.

>>150618869
Why didn't you update it?

>>150618871
God,
We're
Shit

>>150618904
Allah*

>>150618879
Learnt from Dimma. Doing what needs to be done to get a flag.

>>150618868
im on the $8.90 2 litre pinot gris. It ain't much, but it does the job.

It's called the stubborn few, which is appropriate since im stubborn in ditching my alcoholism

>Brisbane young gun Ty Gallop has become the victim of a shocking security breach after his Pullman Hotel room was raided and robbed by an imposter during Friday night’s AFL finals defeat to Geelong.

>7NEWS understands a man believed to be of African appearance obtained a fake ID with the name of the Lions forward. Gallop is Caucasian.

Every time I visit /fit/ it is being shat up by someone at war with the janny

>>150618900
TURN IT UP!

>>150618910
>pic related

>>150618910
>Identifying someone by the colour of their skin
Can't do that.

Collingwood vs Geelong is bound to be a great GF even if you hate them both, this was the match we deserved in 2022

TURN IT UP

/fit/ sounds based. I should visit more

>>150618921
umpires won't know who to choose kek

I hate the roaches so much it's unreal. Will stop short of hoping their plane crashes but will certainly NOT be wishing them good health, happiness and footballing success

>>150618910
>believed to be of African appearance
I had this fucking pussy way of describing facts.

sory sar i dont want live in native india i dont want live in regional australia i want to live in your city, ,, now you pay $450 rent instead of $280 for 1 bedroom apartment yes thakn you

>1v8 next week
Old final system is back, baby.
1997-1998 omen looms.

>>150618925
it's full of faggots, just like gyms

>>150618923
>Photo of the tv

I was absolutely seething about the 2022 grand final, I was expecting a great game but it was already over at quarter time

>>150618947
Yes mate im watching fox footy with my family as we settle in for a night of pizza and footy finals. Sorry im not watching on my pc alone like a retard sperg to take a clean screenshot for you

>>150618968
bodied that nerd

>>150618968
Faggot

>>150618957
My catters mate didnt believe me it was over until 3qtr time

>>150618910
>believed to be of African appearance
just say he was a black cunt for fucks sake. all these cunts are "african", could mean fucken anything

hang journos from light poles

>>150618975
Fuck off retard

>>150618968
You talk like a faggot.

watching the nrl
how do people watch this shit lol

>>150618968
>Hurrr I'm spending time with my family bet you wish you were too
>He says while he's here spending time with us
Ironic.

>>150618985
Low IQs.

>>150618985
Nothing wrong with rugby

>>150618986
Spending the Saturday night with MY family and MY /afl/
Couldn't ask for more tbqhwy

>>150618985
meth mostly

I am low IQ, whats wrong with that?

>>150618994
Place would be better if you weren't here tbqhwy.

Do you blokes think your a bunch of geniuses?

>>150619001
completely unnecessary mate, you should be ashamed

>>150619001
Have a good one mate

>>150618925
what happened to your lame bake gay rangeesh?

>>150618910
>Melbourne
My friend all of her luggage stolen out of her car after parking it somewhere for five minutes yesterday. What the fuck is happening

>>150619006
I know that I'm of above average intelligence, but I am certainly not a genius

may be maccas for dinner

>>150619008
I'm not.

>another franchise team gone
One more goes tonight and then another next week

>>150619018
Get a big arch for me and let me know how it goes

>>150619017
crisp me

My last two shits were so thick and large that I bled out my ass

Im probably below average intelligence

>>150619015
>What the fuck is happening
Crime is legitimately out of control in this shithole state and it's only going to get worse. Hey, at least people aren't racist, right?

I can't go on like this any longer. Thank you for the moments we have shared.

>>150618991
>>150618985

yeah nah
t. played 7 seasons of both rugby types.
the mindset is like 16 collingwood teams/fans in a single comp, including players

>>150619035
low trust post the scamdemic

>>150619000
Nothing mate I’m a midwit too, got way more sovl than 99 percent of npcs walking around though

AFL racking their brain how how to give a victorian team the win tonight

>>150619024
When I got one it was wayyy to sloppy and not that tasty to make up for it

>>150619051
every single victorian team deserved to win

>>150619045
Completely.
Also those figures were later revised. It was a 20.1% increase on last year.

>>150619042
Ive always wondered if in another timeline that would be the case if rugby was never played in australia. We would actually have half the teams as well as their fans being poverty tier imbeciles and much less focus on fagbourne spergs

I'm winning the bounce quiz currently

>>150619084
Sound is off. What kind of questions are they getting?

>>150618991
it's an incredibly hard sell based on entertainment

>>150619090
What was the name of the ship that first brought people to America?

The mayfower

(None got it right)

>>150619060
should go back to at least one final be played at the MCG each week during the finals

>>150619084
Reckon Spud’s scrambled brain could win that.

>>150619090
Soundbar or tv speakers?

Hey how much was that soundbar?

>>150619124
are you that demented you need a repeat of last night?
new topics ffs

>>150619128
I got mine on sale i think it was $300something down to like $150ish

I'm a stupid fucking worthless cunt

>>150619139
Crisp Adelaide midfield

Coming soon to Melbourne public transport

Do all you faggots get a broadcast of fireworks on ch.9 right now?
I'm thinking not

>Hawforn
>Shitscray
>Shit kilda

Can't wait for the welcome to country

>>150619162
Based mumza

You do know we lost on purpose right? We're playing 4D chess whilst you're all still playing checkers.

I think that i will stop the use of possessive apostrophes in that which i write.

>>150619124

I just got a new mac book yesterday
The speaker quality on these things is off the fucking charts

Reckon the biggest loser tonight is gonna be my arsehole.

>>150619162
Theres one on ch.9 right now. GAY

Kath has lost her aura

fucking hate social obligations
just want to be alone and drink

Kath can be replaced by Stephanie Clarkson

just found out americans cant use parks when the sun sets kek

fred are crisp as fuck

>>150619215
All obligations are all self imposed

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150619220
KEKMERICANS

Nat Fyfe is based

I hate Collingwood, I hate Geelong, I hate Hawthorn. I don't like or dislike either of these two teams. Why should I watch this. Neither of these two teams have any aura. They are irrelevant

had a slavic uber eats delivery driver bring my bws
he was wearing a cap with Pablo Escobar

>>150619151
Did the guy cut his fingers when stabbing? Don't understand how much blood is dripping otherwise.

Kath looks way better with her hair down.

>>150619245
Kath looks best when her hair's in a messy bun tied with her knickers

Kath is an ugly dumb prick

Perth cunts have never experienced a night game

I'm going two die in two years at the age of 33 and join Christ in the kingdom of heaven
this world isn't for me

>>150619242
Looks like he missed and stabbed himself.

>adam papalia calling the game for fox
that's good!
>with dwayne russell
oh that's bad

>>150619151
>Coming soon
lel he doesn't know

Downloaded an obscene amount of porn today

>>150619257
Dwayne is based idiot

>Suns have fireworks and smoke to go through the banner
What a plastic club.

>>150619265
You post on /gif/?

>>150619264
Melbourne has machetes, not knives.

Dadza making jokes that Mac Andrew is aliir aliir or Chol
Based

I only feel like a normie when I have a bac of .1+

PEEO

WAY TO POO

WE ARE THE PEE PEE PEEO

>>150619175
w'h'y w'o'u'l'd y'o'u d'o s'u'c'h a t'h'i'n'g '?'

Why are they playing to see who gets beaten by 10 goals against brisbane

Got the urge to piss my pants

FUCK

>>150619289
to see how most europeans write, a little exercise in syntax

What did you get your dadza for Fathers day?

>>150619297
Brisbane are cooked, m8.
Captain and star forward both did their legs.

I've only had 4 hours sleep lads in 2 days. WANNA see if the Carey Grammer boy can rise tonight

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT TILL WE TAKE OUT THE FLAG

>>150619304
His teeth in peices if we cross paths

>>150619315
Why you not sleeping fella?

>>150619304
a big fuck you

Brown hair blue eyes girl in the ninja slushie ad for mine corrr

>>150619304
Literally nothing.

>>150619304
A carton of coopers pale ale

>>150619319
Binge eating, binge drinking, night shift, footy

Second beer. Can feel my arsehole loosening.

Rigged for gold cunts tonight

>>150619335
Go iggs!

>>150619301
nice
I like you anon. no homo

i googled if getting sloppy drunk was a good way to get loosened up before getting arse fucked but i couldnt really find any good information or advice from poofters. i'd imagine it is good though.

>>150619340
he didn't buy the GT25
lame

>>150619350
Ask ChatGPT

Boooooooooooooooooooo

GISS A SMOKE YOU FUCKIN WHITE DOG

Does welcome to country mean anything to anyone at this point

>>150619365
2nd welcome to cunt-ry I've watched in 20mins
FUCK THIS COUNTRY

The welcome to cuntries really aren't doing it for me today desu

>>150619160
>St Kilda
They have a kino jumper you retard

Young and free

She's BEAUTIFUL

>>150619374
>redditjak posting

>>150619374
>tfw acknowledged

>>150619381
Picture? Didn't see her on screen.

>>150619374
>THIS
fucking racists afl.
I'm gonna fucking SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

I legitimately don't care who wins.

Let’s go Fred

on the rums

western Australia is such a flat barren wasteland

Best Australia saving us with the first white singer for the weekend

Freo losing probably more lol worthy

holy shit the undertaker

>>150619278
That makes it worse.

We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the site we are meeting on, the Janny people. We acknowledge and respect their continuing culture and the contribution they make to the life of this poomunity and this board

>Watching the coin toss to
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies
Kino

>>150619359
Might do that

HEAVE YOU FUCKIN DOGS
DO IT FOR HIM

>>150619397
BAH GAWWD

>>150619394
yep don't come here

freo are classic chokers
and tonight will be vintage

Fremantle is a weird club

do west australians look at mountains and go
"What the fuck? Is that a mountain?"
haha

fatass has a harness woke gone mad

>Fyfe the sub
Freo obviously don't want to win.

Colour differential on this game is 10/10

>>150619418
western australians aren't sentient

>>150619421
Could say the same about the Suns

>>150619411
Please no
I dont want to go to the game next week for another faggoty Q clash

>>150619419
Metal just hits different when played in a safety harness.

>Dwayne commentating
Based

Both teams have old fart subs that should be retired

BEST Australians living in WORST Australians heads.

>>150619426
is anyone

>>150619415
so frustrating so follow, their best footy beats anybody but they show up at weird times against teams they shouldn't and then shit the bed against nobodies on the regular.

Fyfe sub in this game is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in afl

>>150619425
tone is a 3/10 though
sucks for black and white tv cells

oh shit Dudley is playing

>>150619435
>Both teams have old fart CAPTAIN subs that should be retired
ironically this is based

>>150619418
I was in south germany/Switzerland/Austria last year and it was amazing seeing the mountains

>>150619439
You're describing Brisbane, not Freo.

Carn Gold Coast beat these fucking losers

>>150619418
They look at it and feel an uncontrollable urge to mine it.

>>150619418
the scarp is plenty enough mountains for me

This crowd is going to be absolute kino, desu.

>>150619446
yeah that would be fucking mint
on the bucket list
what time of year did you go

>>150619457
they should raffle off new car plates between WA and NT that say "THE DOGSHIT STATE"

>>150619463
Went in November/early December
Great time because it was early enough to avoid the high winter crowds but also caught the start of their Christmas markets which was fucking crisp

Shai Bolton is such a dog baldy hack

>>150619418
take them to NZ and watch their afrikana heads explode

Feel like some junk food

Cats vs maggies GF would be ideal booking. Getting sick og interstate teams making the gf and getting squashed.

>>150619483
Just eat out of your toilet bowl like a jeet

>>150619488
how's the immigrants and crime working for you guys over there?

>>150619492
>behave like an Indian
terrible advice

>>150619492
>>150619498
Like an NRL superstar.

>>150619476
yeah that's kino would love that
fucking mint

Why do footy players celebrate goals like such retards nowadays?

Ohhhh I see some pozztorians are getting a little uppety after the finals so far. Can't wait to see it all come crashing down in the semi's and prelims.

>>150619517
Team sport. Get some hype and energy into the boys.

>>150619517
soccer influence

Dudley looks exactly like the retarded cousin of kozi

>>150619503
Ugh, almost as bad.

>>150619522
They don't celebrate like soccer players at all, they just scream like apes

Who are the bigger frauds the Kings or the McKays?

>>150619498
>t. salty brown

>>150619517
influence from american football

>>150619517
i had a coach that would drag you for it unless it was in the last 5mins of the game. worked great

>>150619536
Based
https://youtu.be/_NfnXdXpjL0?si=7VlTK62ZSd5xgWPj

FUCKING BOLTON AGAIN
FUCKING GET HIM OFF

like honestly here i am living in Victoria thinking we have mountains but we don't really lol

>>150619539
Yeah desu if a team just kicked a critical goal and just stonewalled it I'd be pretty intimidated.

Funny how rowell tries to portray him self as some sort of hard cunt with his buzzcut
had the same pampered poof life as Nick daicos

shai is so shit. bitchmong absolutely fleeced fred

>1.5
Suns should be burying the Dockers.

Crowd either needs to eat shit for 2 hours or we get kino energy if they make a charge.

I just put $10,000 on Freo to win

Fair blob of a camera man there. Didn't trust a lawnchair.

>>150619539
My coach would tell us to over celebrate against hostile teams to piss them off.

>>150619554
Yeah he looks like a massive softie ironically.

>>150619546
dezi would disagree

someone screencap the big fat cameraman kek

>>150619533
>'Don't act like an Indian'
>YOU'RE JUST MAD AND BROWN!
Do you think about things before you post for even a second?

straffo made it

>>150619563
odds?

>>150619571
>$1,000,000 reward for information on him
Would dob that cunt in in a second.

>>150619579
$1.65

>>150619578
that snap will be sold straight to a fetish site

>>150619563
Post slip

the afl will rig a q clash semi final and a geelong hawthorn prelim

>>150619576
>it's still salty
Thats some great femoid posting faggot

>>150618113 (OP)
>>Tomorrow
>Fred vs Suns @ Optus - 2nd Elimination Final
SORRY FELLA'S THOUGH THE GAME WAS TOMORROW HAHAHAHAH HOPE NONE OF YOU ARE MISSING THIS FINAL BECAUSE OF MY MISTAKE...

>>150598712
>>150598712
>>150598712

TOOHEY'S NEW

>>150619581
>Australian high country
Well off you go faggot, stay warm
LMFAO

>>150619587
You're a dumb retard and you belong in India.

Wasting my one shot at life, lads.

>>150619578
I'm not a creep, I'm a professional photographer.

Why can’t they find dezi, how’s he hiding so well?

Lads, Fred just posted

>>150618112
>>150618112
>>150618112

FREDNIG

Lads Fred just posted

Oh no no no.
Can't possibly kick a drop punt from 5m out.

>>150619603
I could give you a back shot.

I'll see you at the footy
I'll seeyou at the game

>>150619609
More like deadzi

>token nigger
FAFO

>>150619600
I'm not the retarded bitch that posted like a like crusty old karen.
Maybe go to bed mum

This is a queendom, please respect her rule

Mate’s wife had kids. Keeps talking about them. Could not give the slightest fuck.

>>150619606
>not really australian
watcha doin rabbi suresh?

>>150619571
look man i don't really care about that situation

>>150619666
That sweater in that ad only works in pretendland, really it's horrifically ugly.

>They're wait for you Dezi
>in the Cuck Chamber

>>150619812
Lmao exellent post

>>150619035
The reason the % increase is so high is because 2023 and 2024 were relatively low years compared to the rest of the decade

Though I highly suspect we're going to see a massive uptick in the coming years unless we lockdown the city again

https://author.crimestatistics.vic.gov.au/crime-statistics/latest-crime-data-by-area

>>150619304
bunnings gift card

>>150619581
I can tell them where he's not
In jail haha