Thread 150623201

Revelation 6:7–8 edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Redcliffe Dolphins v Canberra Raiders
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Kayo Stadium
1.29-3.62
>The Dolphins will narrowly miss the Top 8 in their first year under Kristian Woolf. They play the Minor Premiers who have the luxury of resting players.
Dolphins 1-12 3.25
Dolphins 13+ 1.86
Raiders 1-12 4.80
Raiders 13+ 11.00
Dolphins -12.5 1.95 Raiders +12.5 1.86

>GAME 2
Parramatta Eels v Newcastle Knights
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
CommBank Stadium
1.24-4.10
>The regular season ends with contrasting clubs. The Eels improved under new coach Jason Ryles, while the Knights need a replacement for Adam O'Brien and will collect the spoon if they can’t win against the Eels
Eels 1-12 3.25
Eels 13+ 1.84
Knights 1-12 4.90
Knights 13+ 12.00
Eels -12.5 1.92 Knights +12.5 1.88

NRLW
>GAME 1
New Zealand Warriors v Brisbane Broncos
12:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
FMG Stadium
9.30-1.06
>The Warriors need to upset the second-placed Broncos to retain their slim Finals hopes
Warriors 1-12 9.00
Warriors 13+ 34.00
Broncos 1-12 3.80
Broncos 13+ 1.36
Warriors +20.5 1.84 Broncos -20.5 1.97

>GAME 2
Newcastle Knights v Gold Coast Titans
1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
McDonald Jones Stadium
1.37-3.10
>Plenty at stake in what shapes as the match-of-the-round, the victor will wrap up a spot in the Top 6.
Knights 1-12 2.65
Knights 13+ 2.50
Titans 1-12 3.90
Titans 13+ 9.25
Knights -8.5 1.99 Titans +8.5 1.82

>GAME 3
Parramatta Eels v Wests Tigers
6:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
CommBank Stadium
1.42-2.90
>Bragging rights are on the line in this Western Sydney Derby, with a win each after their first two clashes.
Eels 1-12 2.50
Eels 13+ 2.65
Tigers 1-12 3.70
Tigers 13+ 9.75
Eels -7.5 1.89 Tigers +7.5 1.91

>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Warrington Wolves v Leigh Leopards
00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
3.80-1.26
>Round 25 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.

>GAME 2
Hull KR v Hull FC
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.04-10.50
>Round 25 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Park.
Hull FCKR kek

I hate the nights so much, I am glad we will not have to see them play again for the rest of the year.

I don't want the footy to end lads

I hate the Knights so much and am glad they will not play any more games after tomorrow

i thought you just really like the daytime

>>150624217
but fr the last 18 years hasn't made me stray

thread theme:
https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA?si

We WILL lift today

GOATcastle redemption arc narrative in full swing. Everything on the line. Victory or defeat. Do or die.

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

The bets:
Dolphcastle
GOATcastle
and Cowboos to secure the bye

>>150634899
>>150636007
checked and very good mr bond

Are there any Americans who end up in NRL, even if it’s not a very successful career? Surely there are a few american poly dudes who get signed

all nrl players are polyamorous m8

>>150637879
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manfred_Moore
>He impressed on debut, scoring the club's first try of the season.!This made him the first, and to date only, person to score a first grade rugby league try in Australia and an NFL touchdown in the US.

>>150637879
Only one I can remember is Jarryd Hayne (a.k.a The Hayne Plane). But he was successful. He even did an Origin stint for awhile which was unusual for an American.

>>150638135
https://youtu.be/g_7t8h1NcFE

>>150638135
I can't tell if you're trolling

>>150638213
Neither could the 49’ers

Hayne made it he played I don't know how many regular season nfl games but he did make it and he even had a good limited edition early season card in madden that year

Based on how many Australians play in the NFL compared with how many Americans have played first grade rugby league, it's fairly safe to say that rugby league is the tougher code

>>150638311
Fucking kek

>>150639317
>Hayne holding onto the ball
Rare for him desu

>>150639832
You have weird balls

>>150627879
>and here i was thinking nobody pays any attention to edition
Nice one

>nobody pays any attention
Irish is a nobody so technically this is still the case

>>150639934
That’s what she said

There was once an American who conned his way into I think Newcastle Knights, by pretending he was some big shot College football player. I forget the details , does anyone remember? It always used to get mentioned on the Sunday Roast.

>>150640378
Andrew Johns?

It was with Newcastle, I can't remember his name, Warren Ryan was coach and he had an absolute barry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Smith_(rugby_league)

https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/players/greg-smith/summary.html

join ausfags
https://discord.gg/RcK4vExP

>>150640841
Not clicking your virus

>>150639934
I never got why >we get the handegg thing when a rugby ball is way closer to an egg

>>150640532
That is the guy. In the 90s any black guy could have come to Australia and played in the NRL if they wanted.

>>150637879
Gus tried to bring a few over in the 90s but running and passing is something you need to do from a young age, they couldn't do it

>>150641059
And in 2025 it’s our foreign policy

Kek at the crowd shots on Ch 9. Did anyone get a screenshot of the “Up The Wahs” lady with the sign?

>>150642734
>wahs

>>150637879
The Australian mind can not contemplate this
https://youtu.be/YSnvm_bR-mg

FINAL BETS OF THE SEASON

>>150643884
m8 there’s 4 moar weeks

>>150643923
I don't touch finals.

based poocastle customer

>>150643884
>no Mark Nicholls ATS
Oh no

Based Y So Srs let’s gone customer

poophinsbros...
we have nothing to play for now....

>that’s a shot in golf
No it isn’t

>>150644144
Fuck you you cheeky cunt kek

>hynes getting suspended for a week
Fucking fraud just wanted to dodge to Poosters game

>no herbie
Pooders by 50

what did they mean by this?

Drank a bottle of rum last night lads, thinking I need to give the piss a break, I don't even feel dusty

Awww ye brew these pakeha girls make my willy stiff as hey g

>>150644945
based me

WE WANT THE HORN AND THE TRUMPET WOOOOOOOOOO

>>150645037
With all the injuries souffs had, the other 3 peems have A LOT of explaining to do

1/2

pooders bros...

2/2

the top 4 except for the broncos are FRAUDS

>>150637636
>>150637636
This.

>>150645037
You live to see it

A TRY ON DAYBOO

RedBull o’clock me thinks

WE WANT 50

Post some NRLW Anus lads

Come on Nikorima and Fuller.

>>150645650
Yes but under 60 total

COMEBACK

Does the stupid 50 meme still count if they let in a half century today?

>>150645862
I hope Pooders concede 50 and win the hip just so all the dumbfucks will stfu about that.
>inb4 they change it to 60

Hammer is gonna cuck Nawaqanitawase like Johnston cucked Feldt in 2020

Saw Spanian at his kebab store in Sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now lad?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh you want eat my poo kebabs lad doing doing (racist slur)?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the bathroom with like fifteen bags of poo in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the poos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each poo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

BASED

A TRY ON DAY-FINAL GAME

no peem that got 50+ put on them ever went on to with the premiership

HORNBACK

>>150645743
uh oh

Nicholls isn't actually retiring btw he's going to Super League

>>150645902
DENIED

WE WANT 70

As a lifelong dolphins fan I’m quite happy with this result.

Damn Canberra, you live like this?

Well there we have it

Just turned on the game, why are the Raiders wearing the Bulldogs uniforms?

>GOATcastle haven’t conceded 50
It’s a sign lads

>>150643884
>>150644154
Told ya

>>150645312
nice

Late try for got Tamale please

>>150645312
Praise be to BEVO

why is hammer off when its the last game for the dolphins?

Imagine cursing your season so you are a little fresher for week 2 of the finals.

1/2

PEELIES GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIEM

2/2

inb4 the bunker protects longi from losing the game again

WE WANT 80

Where is the parrachads in the house tonight guy?

BROWN NO

Who here knights fan and who here JUST?

WHO HERE KNIGHTS FAN AND WHO HERE JUST?

>>150646267
Delete this RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Moses is the best halfback in the game he just plays on a shit team

Someone tell the Knights they get the spoon if they lose, don’t think they know

Don’t think they care

PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES

>20 after 20
80 looms

The JUSTing continues

What’s the point of being a knights fan lmao

To make things worse it seems like the favourites to be their next coach are guys Matty Johns just mentions every now and then on some podcast like Justin Holbrook and Michael Chieka

Poocastle bros not like this....

POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL

SET THE FUCKING TABLE

>can't even keep poocastle scoreless
peels are finished

Jaim Chabman shid in meh mouf

Poocastle Shites would have gone all the way if Ponger had been fit

always gets a chuckle out of me that peelies cloned reed marney after he left lol

>>150646504
Can't have that, someone needs to do bags at the greenroof (or delaney, cant remember)

BASED FUCKING HAYNE

>>150646546
Is 0-25 the gf?

FULL TIME GAMER PART TIME NRL LEGEND ADDO CARR IS SO FUCKING ELITE BROS

DECISION MADE

>>150646546
Rolling

Jaim Chabmon move over, Indoia Boztok pizz in ma mouf

>>150646546
I’LL TAKE ANYTHING

LETS TROT

the comeback starts now

GAMERS RISE UP!

Dolphgods

Yeah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

80 still on

>>150646780
FUCKING DELETE THIS

>>150646776
Scratch everyone but the Broncos mate

>>150646780
Reckon this bloke is dead now or is he still here?

This is Newcastle's fifth spoon in the last 20 years

COMEBACK

One day Son, this will all be yours

Need an Iongi try for me multi

For reference, during the Rabbitohs years from the 90s and 00s when they were basically a free win they only won 4 spoons

Final score: 50-48

dis ref dreams of reaching Fuckwitta level

>>150646836
*prays for a non-down syndrome kid*

>>150646850
Millie has a downie sister it is a genuine chance

>>150646800
Freshie

>>150646836
Knights babbies are born from the anus

>>150646015
Line through pooasslel LMFAO

>>150646858
Excuse me cunt?

80 not looking good

GAMING LEGEND ADDO CARR GETS A HATTRICK

>>150646856
so does Elliot

>>150646023
*ahems*

>>150646927
this would have more effect if you had shoop /nrl/ on to it

60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY

>>150646938
diy

Parrachad here and I just want to extend my sympathies to N and all the Newy brethren. It’s a shit of thing the spoon and I hope the next chapter in your peems history will reads better.

>everyone holding signs begging or free $150+ footy boots
rude and cringe

>player leaving
>fans still simp for free shit
Absolute cucks

just give it to em ya bunker dogs

>>150646955
Classy and seconded

basedcastle, newie for life

>>150646239
BEVO smiles upon me

When I told the boys to go out on the season with a bang I didn't mean let Parra do all the work

I don't normally watch the football but I'm visiting my dad and he had it on, are Newcastle normally this shit?

Dylan Brown you are a Newcastle Knight

Dally M: James Tedesco
Premiership: Melbourne Storms
Clive Churchill: Tyran Wishart

>>150646955
Thanks m8. Parra look like they have a lot to look forward to. Hopefully there’s some improvement around the corner for us too.

Now if you lads will excuse me I’ve draw a bath and need to go find my toaster.

>>150647043
Your toaster won’t enjoy it. Don’t bring them into it

>>150647043
NOOOOOOO N DON’T DO IT THERE’S TOO MANY SC HIPS TOO WIN!!

WHY AM I GETTING A KAYO ERROR MESSAGE WHEN I TRY TO PUT THE NRLW ON

Is it the valid subscription message? Because that’s what I’m getting.

based foot goddess

>>150647142
Yep. I switched to 9later, saw Galen’s mug so now watching based Encino Man

>>150646832
Bulldogs stolen valour in 02

>>150647142
>>150647106
Same, has to switch to 9

Jetaya try assist!

>>150647331
>>150647106
>>150647142
You have to switch to Live Channels 503 - Kayo Help now has a banner about it (the shitters)

>>150647396
To late, committed to Encino Man now. It’s even more shit than I remembered

There is a scene in Encino man where he accidentally turns on MTV and it has yothu Yindi and he is like "they are just like me"

Doesn't it have a hot nude scene?

You're not missing anything, Tigers has taken inspiration from the Knights

Who won the footy lads

>>150647452
Yeah that’s right after he gets thawed
>>150647472
It doesn’t not

>>150647505
Poofins ended the faider frauds season 62-24
Poocastle Shites claimed the spoon after the parmatta feels demoralized them 66-10...

>>150647554
Both of those things are cool. Can't believe titties avoided the spoon

lads i think jetaya needs a hug. i volunteer.

At least Foz and Des don't have a spoon on their last season together

based poocastle taking one for them

BroncBROS…. do we dare to dream?

>>150648001
can you at give this a couple of days at least? i'm still processing the failure.

HEY WHERE MY PARRACHADS @???

I won't believe in anything until full time on grand final day

I mean you’d have to believe in your physical existence and you’re seeing/hearing for that to happen m8

NEUTRALS WW@

>Who I'd like to see win
Raiders, Warriors
>Wouldn't care much either way
Sharks, Panthers
>Would rather die
Broncos, Storm, Roosters and Bulldogs

>>150648765
>Who I'd like to see win
Raiders, Warriors or Broncos
>Wouldn't care much either way
Sharks
>Would rather die
Panthers, Storm, Roosters and Bulldogs

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>Semi Final: Saturday, September 20, 7.50pm (EST), Venue TBA
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Last Friday Night Footy for the year it seems

>>150656739
Damn

heh.. yeah.. maybe only in the nrlm lmao

>>150648765
>Who I'd like to see win
Raiders, Broncos
>Wouldn't care much either way
Panthers, Warriors and Bulldogs
>Would rather die
Sharks, Storm and Roosters

>Danny Weidler reports there are whispers the PNG expansion side may face delays entering the NRL — or potentially not enter at all (BAKA).

Who could have seen this coming?

>>150656739
Is it confirmed they are sticking to this for week 3 as well?

>>150671704
Decision made

Let’s go Buffalo!

>>150672428
Fascinating that Sunday afternoon is ot suitable for the Grand Final, but they are happy to put the finals on then.

>>150670310
>Danny Weidler

>>150656680
>poobourne
>poorith
>peeasts
>pooberra

>>150646780
lol

>>150673093
>41-40
Holy shit that was fun to watch

>>150670310
I don't know much about the PNG team. Are they proposing a sort of little village for the players and their families? With a school, post office, gym, etc etc. I can't see any non-locals going up there unless they get paid megabucks AND there is some sort of guarded facility that will protect their families from crime/violence.

>>150648765
I'd like to see Canberra win it, along with probably 95% of all other neutrals. Don't really care much about any other team in the 8, except Melbourne who I hope get smashed.

Sydneybros: is Potts Point nice? Supposed to stay there for the grand final week. It looks pretty close to King's Cross, which I have read is the Fortitude Valley of NSW.

> King's Cross, which I have read is the Fortitude Valley of NSW

Bro thinks it’s 2014

>>150678092
Potts Point is very nice. Around the corner is Kings Cross which is okay. Bit dead. Junkies from the legal injecting room. Dirty kebab shops infiltrating. Bit sad all in all. It's been well over a decade since it was a party/club capital of Sydney. There's still some strip joints (much less than the heyday). Maybe still brothels too (don't know).

I don't know much about Port Moresby but surely there's some rich people living there already and the cost of living would have to be lower than Sydney so along with the tax exemptions or whatever the story is - it can't be as bad as is being made out neither for attracting players or protection if life and property.
The PNG Hunters play in Port Moresby and as far as I know there's been no players kidnapped or anything like that. It's probably safer than certain parts of Brisbane, Sydney, and Auckland.
I don't know, just seems like very little facts in these stories and a lot of fear mongering clickbait sort of bullshit

I'm thinking if I was going there on nrl money I'd have a place with a perimeter wall and a pack of rottweilers and a couple of security guards in a little booth and I'd get a gun licence and do some research on the nicer parts of town maybe even a bit outside of town like the traffic there can't be that much of an issue

Hmmm, if it was 2014 I could potentially still change the outcome of the 2015 grand final

Outside of town is the easiest place for raskols to ambush you

See what I mean I really don't know. It's not going to be easy for them to recruit a marquee player, it's not easy for most teams though.
Would TI players like to play there because it's closer to home? The nrl could put on a TI ferry

Why aren't raskols ambushing fat boomers on the Kokoda track? Some of them have rolex watches

really hoping the sharks and the warriors pull off a couple of upsets this weekend

>>150678851
Where do people go in Sydney now. Newtown?

>>150679314
If you're gay, then yes, the centre of Sydneys gay life has moved to Newtown, although Oxford St still has some of it. I don't go clubbing or drinking much, but most it moved a few hills and valleys over to Double Bay, which was outside the lockout zone. Bondi Junction too. And Bondi Beach is still alive.

>>150679101
They pay off each village on the way to protect them. There were some recent stories about villages blocking the track because they weren't getting enough $$$. A few tourists have been raped and killed doing 4WD tours around the countryside (not Kokoda) recently.

>>150678875
Delulu. Their own government says it's the second most criminal country in the world, just behind Venezuela
https://news.slos.gov.pg/crime-trend/

>>150679314
I don't know anyone that goes clubbing any more so can't help there but we usually drink in pubs in paddington, bondi junction and bondi

Port Moresby is tiny (<250k people) - there's prob fuck all infrastructure or luxuries
I would probably need to be paid another 150k a year to live there on top of my usual salary