Thread 150623201

Revelation 6:7–8 edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Redcliffe Dolphins v Canberra Raiders
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Kayo Stadium
1.29-3.62
>The Dolphins will narrowly miss the Top 8 in their first year under Kristian Woolf. They play the Minor Premiers who have the luxury of resting players.
Dolphins 1-12 3.25
Dolphins 13+ 1.86
Raiders 1-12 4.80
Raiders 13+ 11.00
Dolphins -12.5 1.95 Raiders +12.5 1.86

>GAME 2
Parramatta Eels v Newcastle Knights
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
CommBank Stadium
1.24-4.10
>The regular season ends with contrasting clubs. The Eels improved under new coach Jason Ryles, while the Knights need a replacement for Adam O'Brien and will collect the spoon if they can’t win against the Eels
Eels 1-12 3.25
Eels 13+ 1.84
Knights 1-12 4.90
Knights 13+ 12.00
Eels -12.5 1.92 Knights +12.5 1.88

NRLW
>GAME 1
New Zealand Warriors v Brisbane Broncos
12:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
FMG Stadium
9.30-1.06
>The Warriors need to upset the second-placed Broncos to retain their slim Finals hopes
Warriors 1-12 9.00
Warriors 13+ 34.00
Broncos 1-12 3.80
Broncos 13+ 1.36
Warriors +20.5 1.84 Broncos -20.5 1.97

>GAME 2
Newcastle Knights v Gold Coast Titans
1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
McDonald Jones Stadium
1.37-3.10
>Plenty at stake in what shapes as the match-of-the-round, the victor will wrap up a spot in the Top 6.
Knights 1-12 2.65
Knights 13+ 2.50
Titans 1-12 3.90
Titans 13+ 9.25
Knights -8.5 1.99 Titans +8.5 1.82

>GAME 3
Parramatta Eels v Wests Tigers
6:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
CommBank Stadium
1.42-2.90
>Bragging rights are on the line in this Western Sydney Derby, with a win each after their first two clashes.
Eels 1-12 2.50
Eels 13+ 2.65
Tigers 1-12 3.70
Tigers 13+ 9.75
Eels -7.5 1.89 Tigers +7.5 1.91

>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Warrington Wolves v Leigh Leopards
00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
3.80-1.26
>Round 25 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.

>GAME 2
Hull KR v Hull FC
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.04-10.50
>Round 25 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Park.
Hull FCKR kek

I hate the nights so much, I am glad we will not have to see them play again for the rest of the year.

I don't want the footy to end lads

I hate the Knights so much and am glad they will not play any more games after tomorrow

i thought you just really like the daytime

>>150624217
but fr the last 18 years hasn't made me stray

thread theme:
https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA?si

We WILL lift today

GOATcastle redemption arc narrative in full swing. Everything on the line. Victory or defeat. Do or die.

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

The bets:
Dolphcastle
GOATcastle
and Cowboos to secure the bye

>>150634899
>>150636007
checked and very good mr bond

Are there any Americans who end up in NRL, even if it’s not a very successful career? Surely there are a few american poly dudes who get signed

all nrl players are polyamorous m8

>>150637879
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manfred_Moore
>He impressed on debut, scoring the club's first try of the season.!This made him the first, and to date only, person to score a first grade rugby league try in Australia and an NFL touchdown in the US.

>>150637879
Only one I can remember is Jarryd Hayne (a.k.a The Hayne Plane). But he was successful. He even did an Origin stint for awhile which was unusual for an American.

>>150638135
https://youtu.be/g_7t8h1NcFE

>>150638135
I can't tell if you're trolling

>>150638213
Neither could the 49’ers

Hayne made it he played I don't know how many regular season nfl games but he did make it and he even had a good limited edition early season card in madden that year

Based on how many Australians play in the NFL compared with how many Americans have played first grade rugby league, it's fairly safe to say that rugby league is the tougher code

>>150638311
Fucking kek

>>150639317
>Hayne holding onto the ball
Rare for him desu

>>150639832
You have weird balls

>>150627879
>and here i was thinking nobody pays any attention to <edition> edition
Nice one

>nobody pays any attention
Irish is a nobody so technically this is still the case

>>150639934
That’s what she said

There was once an American who conned his way into I think Newcastle Knights, by pretending he was some big shot College football player. I forget the details , does anyone remember? It always used to get mentioned on the Sunday Roast.

>>150640378
Andrew Johns?

It was with Newcastle, I can't remember his name, Warren Ryan was coach and he had an absolute barry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Smith_(rugby_league)

https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/players/greg-smith/summary.html

join ausfags
https://discord.gg/RcK4vExP

>>150640841
Not clicking your virus

>>150639934
I never got why >we get the handegg thing when a rugby ball is way closer to an egg

>>150640532
That is the guy. In the 90s any black guy could have come to Australia and played in the NRL if they wanted.

>>150637879
Gus tried to bring a few over in the 90s but running and passing is something you need to do from a young age, they couldn't do it

>>150641059
And in 2025 it’s our foreign policy

Kek at the crowd shots on Ch 9. Did anyone get a screenshot of the “Up The Wahs” lady with the sign?

>>150642734
>wahs

>>150637879
The Australian mind can not contemplate this
https://youtu.be/YSnvm_bR-mg

FINAL BETS OF THE SEASON

>>150643884
m8 there’s 4 moar weeks

>>150643923
I don't touch finals.

based poocastle customer

>>150643884
>no Mark Nicholls ATS
Oh no

Based Y So Srs let’s gone customer

poophinsbros...
we have nothing to play for now....

>that’s a shot in golf
No it isn’t

>>150644144
Fuck you you cheeky cunt kek

>hynes getting suspended for a week
Fucking fraud just wanted to dodge to Poosters game

>no herbie
Pooders by 50

what did they mean by this?

Drank a bottle of rum last night lads, thinking I need to give the piss a break, I don't even feel dusty

Awww ye brew these pakeha girls make my willy stiff as hey g

>>150644945
based me

WE WANT THE HORN AND THE TRUMPET WOOOOOOOOOO

>>150645037
With all the injuries souffs had, the other 3 peems have A LOT of explaining to do

1/2

pooders bros...

2/2

the top 4 except for the broncos are FRAUDS

>>150637636
>>150637636
This.

>>150645037
You live to see it

A TRY ON DAYBOO

RedBull o’clock me thinks

WE WANT 50

Post some NRLW Anus lads

Come on Nikorima and Fuller.

>>150645650
Yes but under 60 total

COMEBACK

Does the stupid 50 meme still count if they let in a half century today?

>>150645862
I hope Pooders concede 50 and win the hip just so all the dumbfucks will stfu about that.
>inb4 they change it to 60

Hammer is gonna cuck Nawaqanitawase like Johnston cucked Feldt in 2020

Saw Spanian at his kebab store in Sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now lad?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh you want eat my poo kebabs lad doing doing (racist slur)?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the bathroom with like fifteen bags of poo in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the poos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each poo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

BASED

A TRY ON DAY-FINAL GAME

no peem that got 50+ put on them ever went on to with the premiership

HORNBACK

>>150645743
uh oh

Nicholls isn't actually retiring btw he's going to Super League

>>150645902
DENIED

WE WANT 70

As a lifelong dolphins fan I’m quite happy with this result.

Damn Canberra, you live like this?

Well there we have it

Just turned on the game, why are the Raiders wearing the Bulldogs uniforms?

>GOATcastle haven’t conceded 50
It’s a sign lads

>>150643884
>>150644154
Told ya

>>150645312
nice

Late try for got Tamale please

>>150645312
Praise be to BEVO

why is hammer off when its the last game for the dolphins?

Imagine cursing your season so you are a little fresher for week 2 of the finals.

1/2

PEELIES GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIEM

2/2

inb4 the bunker protects longi from losing the game again

WE WANT 80

Where is the parrachads in the house tonight guy?

BROWN NO

Who here knights fan and who here JUST?

WHO HERE KNIGHTS FAN AND WHO HERE JUST?

>>150646267
Delete this RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Moses is the best halfback in the game he just plays on a shit team

Someone tell the Knights they get the spoon if they lose, don’t think they know

Don’t think they care

PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES

>20 after 20
80 looms

The JUSTing continues

What’s the point of being a knights fan lmao

To make things worse it seems like the favourites to be their next coach are guys Matty Johns just mentions every now and then on some podcast like Justin Holbrook and Michael Chieka

Poocastle bros not like this....

POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL
POO ASS LEL

SET THE FUCKING TABLE

>can't even keep poocastle scoreless
peels are finished

Jaim Chabman shid in meh mouf

Poocastle Shites would have gone all the way if Ponger had been fit

always gets a chuckle out of me that peelies cloned reed marney after he left lol

>>150646504
Can't have that, someone needs to do bags at the greenroof (or delaney, cant remember)

BASED FUCKING HAYNE

>>150646546
Is 0-25 the gf?

FULL TIME GAMER PART TIME NRL LEGEND ADDO CARR IS SO FUCKING ELITE BROS

DECISION MADE

>>150646546
Rolling

Jaim Chabmon move over, Indoia Boztok pizz in ma mouf

>>150646546
I’LL TAKE ANYTHING

LETS TROT

the comeback starts now

GAMERS RISE UP!

Dolphgods

Yeah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

80 still on

>>150646780
FUCKING DELETE THIS

>>150646776
Scratch everyone but the Broncos mate

>>150646780
Reckon this bloke is dead now or is he still here?

This is Newcastle's fifth spoon in the last 20 years

COMEBACK

One day Son, this will all be yours

Need an Iongi try for me multi

For reference, during the Rabbitohs years from the 90s and 00s when they were basically a free win they only won 4 spoons

Final score: 50-48

dis ref dreams of reaching Fuckwitta level

>>150646836
*prays for a non-down syndrome kid*

>>150646850
Millie has a downie sister it is a genuine chance

>>150646800
Freshie

>>150646836
Knights babbies are born from the anus

>>150646015
Line through pooasslel LMFAO

>>150646858
Excuse me cunt?

80 not looking good

GAMING LEGEND ADDO CARR GETS A HATTRICK

>>150646856
so does Elliot

>>150646023
*ahems*

>>150646927
this would have more effect if you had shoop /nrl/ on to it

60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY

>>150646938
diy

Parrachad here and I just want to extend my sympathies to N and all the Newy brethren. It’s a shit of thing the spoon and I hope the next chapter in your peems history will reads better.

>everyone holding signs begging or free $150+ footy boots
rude and cringe

>player leaving
>fans still simp for free shit
Absolute cucks

just give it to em ya bunker dogs

>>150646955
Classy and seconded

basedcastle, newie for life

>>150646239
BEVO smiles upon me

When I told the boys to go out on the season with a bang I didn't mean let Parra do all the work

I don't normally watch the football but I'm visiting my dad and he had it on, are Newcastle normally this shit?

Dylan Brown you are a Newcastle Knight

Dally M: James Tedesco
Premiership: Melbourne Storms
Clive Churchill: Tyran Wishart

>>150646955
Thanks m8. Parra look like they have a lot to look forward to. Hopefully there’s some improvement around the corner for us too.

Now if you lads will excuse me I’ve draw a bath and need to go find my toaster.

>>150647043
Your toaster won’t enjoy it. Don’t bring them into it

>>150647043
NOOOOOOO N DON’T DO IT THERE’S TOO MANY SC HIPS TOO WIN!!

WHY AM I GETTING A KAYO ERROR MESSAGE WHEN I TRY TO PUT THE NRLW ON

Is it the valid subscription message? Because that’s what I’m getting.

based foot goddess

>>150647142
Yep. I switched to 9later, saw Galen’s mug so now watching based Encino Man

>>150646832
Bulldogs stolen valour in 02

>>150647142
>>150647106
Same, has to switch to 9

Jetaya try assist!

>>150647331
>>150647106
>>150647142
You have to switch to Live Channels 503 - Kayo Help now has a banner about it (the shitters)

>>150647396
To late, committed to Encino Man now. It’s even more shit than I remembered

There is a scene in Encino man where he accidentally turns on MTV and it has yothu Yindi and he is like "they are just like me"

Doesn't it have a hot nude scene?

You're not missing anything, Tigers has taken inspiration from the Knights

Who won the footy lads

>>150647452
Yeah that’s right after he gets thawed
>>150647472
It doesn’t not

>>150647505
Poofins ended the faider frauds season 62-24
Poocastle Shites claimed the spoon after the parmatta feels demoralized them 66-10...

>>150647554
Both of those things are cool. Can't believe titties avoided the spoon

lads i think jetaya needs a hug. i volunteer.

At least Foz and Des don't have a spoon on their last season together

based poocastle taking one for them

BroncBROS…. do we dare to dream?

>>150648001
can you at give this a couple of days at least? i'm still processing the failure.

HEY WHERE MY PARRACHADS @???

I won't believe in anything until full time on grand final day

I mean you’d have to believe in your physical existence and you’re seeing/hearing for that to happen m8

NEUTRALS WW@

>Who I'd like to see win
Raiders, Warriors
>Wouldn't care much either way
Sharks, Panthers
>Would rather die
Broncos, Storm, Roosters and Bulldogs

>>150648765
>Who I'd like to see win
Raiders, Warriors or Broncos
>Wouldn't care much either way
Sharks
>Would rather die
Panthers, Storm, Roosters and Bulldogs

Based whistling ad

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>The change to Week Two scheduling also allows teams to have a longer turnaround into Week Two matches

>NRL Telstra Premiership Finals Series – Dates & Times for Week 2
>Semi Final: Saturday, September 20, 7.50pm (EST), Venue TBA
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Last Friday Night Footy for the year it seems

>>150656739
Damn

heh.. yeah.. maybe only in the nrlm lmao

>>150648765
>Who I'd like to see win
Raiders, Broncos
>Wouldn't care much either way
Panthers, Warriors and Bulldogs
>Would rather die
Sharks, Storm and Roosters

>Danny Weidler reports there are whispers the PNG expansion side may face delays entering the NRL — or potentially not enter at all (BAKA).

Who could have seen this coming?

>>150656739
Is it confirmed they are sticking to this for week 3 as well?

>>150671704
Decision made

Let’s go Buffalo!

>>150672428
Fascinating that Sunday afternoon is ot suitable for the Grand Final, but they are happy to put the finals on then.

>>150670310
>Danny Weidler

>>150656680
>poobourne
>poorith
>peeasts
>pooberra

>>150646780
lol

>>150673093
>41-40
Holy shit that was fun to watch

>>150670310
I don't know much about the PNG team. Are they proposing a sort of little village for the players and their families? With a school, post office, gym, etc etc. I can't see any non-locals going up there unless they get paid megabucks AND there is some sort of guarded facility that will protect their families from crime/violence.

>>150648765
I'd like to see Canberra win it, along with probably 95% of all other neutrals. Don't really care much about any other team in the 8, except Melbourne who I hope get smashed.

Sydneybros: is Potts Point nice? Supposed to stay there for the grand final week. It looks pretty close to King's Cross, which I have read is the Fortitude Valley of NSW.

> King's Cross, which I have read is the Fortitude Valley of NSW

Bro thinks it’s 2014

>>150678092
Potts Point is very nice. Around the corner is Kings Cross which is okay. Bit dead. Junkies from the legal injecting room. Dirty kebab shops infiltrating. Bit sad all in all. It's been well over a decade since it was a party/club capital of Sydney. There's still some strip joints (much less than the heyday). Maybe still brothels too (don't know).

I don't know much about Port Moresby but surely there's some rich people living there already and the cost of living would have to be lower than Sydney so along with the tax exemptions or whatever the story is - it can't be as bad as is being made out neither for attracting players or protection if life and property.
The PNG Hunters play in Port Moresby and as far as I know there's been no players kidnapped or anything like that. It's probably safer than certain parts of Brisbane, Sydney, and Auckland.
I don't know, just seems like very little facts in these stories and a lot of fear mongering clickbait sort of bullshit

I'm thinking if I was going there on nrl money I'd have a place with a perimeter wall and a pack of rottweilers and a couple of security guards in a little booth and I'd get a gun licence and do some research on the nicer parts of town maybe even a bit outside of town like the traffic there can't be that much of an issue

Hmmm, if it was 2014 I could potentially still change the outcome of the 2015 grand final

Outside of town is the easiest place for raskols to ambush you

See what I mean I really don't know. It's not going to be easy for them to recruit a marquee player, it's not easy for most teams though.
Would TI players like to play there because it's closer to home? The nrl could put on a TI ferry

Why aren't raskols ambushing fat boomers on the Kokoda track? Some of them have rolex watches

really hoping the sharks and the warriors pull off a couple of upsets this weekend

>>150678851
Where do people go in Sydney now. Newtown?

>>150679314
If you're gay, then yes, the centre of Sydneys gay life has moved to Newtown, although Oxford St still has some of it. I don't go clubbing or drinking much, but most it moved a few hills and valleys over to Double Bay, which was outside the lockout zone. Bondi Junction too. And Bondi Beach is still alive.

>>150679101
They pay off each village on the way to protect them. There were some recent stories about villages blocking the track because they weren't getting enough $$$. A few tourists have been raped and killed doing 4WD tours around the countryside (not Kokoda) recently.

>>150678875
Delulu. Their own government says it's the second most criminal country in the world, just behind Venezuela
https://news.slos.gov.pg/crime-trend/

>>150679314
I don't know anyone that goes clubbing any more so can't help there but we usually drink in pubs in paddington, bondi junction and bondi

Port Moresby is tiny (<250k people) - there's prob fuck all infrastructure or luxuries
I would probably need to be paid another 150k a year to live there on top of my usual salary

You might make an extra 150k if you're on 600k and aren't paying 45% income tax (ie. if you're on >180k you're going to be paying ~85k income tax in Australia)

>hynes charge got downgraded
Nice. Now that can't use his suspension as an excuse when they inevitably hey heemed straight out of the finals kek

>>150680046
Are you stalking me?

Cronulla are literally winning it all m8

They don't get 4 games in a row against Canterbury though

kek, niggo is the most anti-clutch player in nrl history. poonulla would've been better off if he got banned.

They better be adding two teams in 2028 so we don't have to have byes

Just stick with 18 tbqh

you now remember beau ryan who's on deal or no deal RIGHT NOW

Tiffs story

If Hynes was downgraded because the injury wasn't as bad as first thought, that would be bad, but that's not what really happened it's just a coincidence

I don't understand the appeal

Current /nrl/ team of the year nominations for fullback:

>Ponga
>Gutherson
>Drinkwater
>Hammer
>Teddy
>Walsh

I'd add Jye Gray and take out Turbo, Drinky, and Gutho. Probably Teddy or Walsh deserve it

>>150680792
Walsh

Current /nrl/ worst poster of the year nominations:
>Irish
>Fake Irish

>no you can't have a bit of fun and organise a vote on team of the year for your favourite sport
Anyway, ignore that homosexual. I'm planning on getting all the nominations done before gf week by in thread consultation and then the voting done by or on gf day by strawpoll (unless there's a better way to get the votes done, suggestions are welcome)

>>150680792
Teddy. He's been the best and most consistent over the whole season. Walsh has been fantastic the last month or so but people forget how shit he was before that.

Tamika Upton

>>150680718
No, it's really what happened.
>The MRC remains satisfied that there is sufficient evidence to justify a Dangerous Contact charge against Hynes but has downgraded the offence from a Grade 2 to Grade 1 following a new medical report.
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/01/01/nrl-judiciary-report-2025/

dangerous precedent

>>150680906
where have I seen this before

https://x.com/centralNRL/status/1964988125928919189?t=e4HPwUhPL8IYrRY2-XmWgA&s=19

Daniel Bryan/Brian Danielson is a new League fan lads

don't know who that is but yay we win

>>150680906
Not punishing bad technique just because nobody was seriously hurt is retarded. Might as well make the shoulder charge legal again and only punish it if someone's face gets broken.

>>150680998
Kek, so true. AFL really is a game that a bunch of 8 year olds would invent at recess if you chucked them a ball.

it won't make a precedent for normal games, its just finals footy, Fitzgibbon and Mezzatesta would have gone over there and sucked everyone off, Bellyache could learn a thing or two from that and got Nelson off his charges

So who won the tipping hip

based SK family member and QLDER got it

>>150681241
It's a bit Calvinball-esque in that way

>>150681282
Are /we/ the forth best league on the site?

>>150681290
Calvin Klein? They do wear tight skimpy shorts.

>>150681350
those rankings are from within our leagues. BroncGODS 2025 (not to be confused with the actual winner BRONCGODS) too those screencaps and he came 4th and 5th respectively in those 2 leagues.

>>150681600
very true

Teddy clear fullback of the year.
Half back of the year is interesting Cause all the obvious contenders are cripples. My reason why it should not be Fogarty?

teddy was consistent all year unlike a lot of those other names
the only reason why fogarty wouldn't get it is because he's not talked about as much imo, which is a shame, I liked Sam Walker this year as well though but he only played 6 games I think, so not really fair

>>150681282
Thanks family it was fun.
Now my broncos just gotta win the GF and all will be right

>>150682063
congratulations m8

>>150646780
>>150646800
thats josh and yes hes still here

>>150682192
>working hard vs being a degenerate and ordering food at midnight
what did he mean by this

>>150682537
theres nowhere close by in pine gap to get a feed at this time

Moses has played the best games as halfback I’d have him in despite missing most of the season I think he’s the best number 7 right now.
Hughes has been alright, Cleary also , Fogarty better than those

Reminder that the Cowboys (12th), Dragons (15th) and Knights (17th) will be representing in Vegas next year

>>150688244
Americans would have no idea who is good or bad anyway

Looks like the nigger loving Irish proxy janny poofter has been up late deleting posts that upset his fee fees again lol. Pathetic cuck.

Is Irish a Janny?

>>150686627
I think he is the best halfback and should get the Kangaroos nod. But is the best halfback at the moment the same as the half back of the year. (See the Walsh vs Teddy fullback discussion)

Probably but seems he also writes for the BAKA by the looks of their absolutely cooked team of 2025

The Australian halfback will be Clive Churchill Medal winner Sam Walker, selected for his combination with captain James Tedesco

HONOURABLE GAIJIN!

I, the Torres Strait Samurai, have redeemed myself and been selected against the dishonourable Raiders!

The green grass of Canberra shall run red with the blood of their milk men!

Who won the footy lads

Laurie Daley is set to link up with Manly’s coaching staff in 2026, joining Anthony Seibold’s team in an advisory role, per Daily Telegraph.

The move won’t impact his NSW Origin duties, with Daley locked in as Blues coach again next year after signing a two-year deal earlier this season.

Sam Walker should be selected at Half Back and Walsh at fullback to maximise the number of twinks we use to disarm the big mean Polynesians

pooarks aren't making it. they'll choke at some point.

>>150698465
penrith are going to put 40 points on my wahs

Shout out to the Wests Tigers social media people

Forgot pic

State of Origin will be played at Eden Park in 2027

Shout out to Tiff's social media people

>>150693801
Good point and all these things need to be considered and I'm not sure if there's a specific number of games needed to be played it's more of a feel

>>150688244
I've said this before. This is what should happen vegas a triple-header of,
>the two prelim losers
>the gf loser vs the highest placed on the ladder that didn't make the prelims
>the world club challenge
Then give the premiers the bye for the next round and for their first game give them a home game against the wooden spooners

>Who's been in the the best wingers this year?
Lomax
Nawaqanitawase

>>150698982
Marky Mark easy claps Lomax

Serious question: does Mary Fowler attend the Dally Ms?

Coates has been good too

She shouldn't, not until they're married. Absolutely salacious bringing your mistress to the awards night

don't forget to join SC finals lads

>>150698465
how do you tip the finals? is there a league? am I retarded?

i think that's nrl.com's ladder predictor

>>150698958
I know they want every team to go at least once. I do hope they find a way to get WCC in there after that.

also some tipping platforms run all the way to the end. others like ours don't.

>>150699368
Yeah they want everyone to get to go, kind of fair enough but they should've said that from the beginning and the wcc should've been on since the beginning.
Having the wcc there is a no-brainer. It's perfect for Vegas and an easy sell for Americans, which is the whole point of the entire operation.
Also three games is traditional, not four games and there's no reason to bring two English teams to play against each other and having the women's game there was stupid

>>150698982
JAC unironically

hello ayyyyyyyy

>>150699397
Yes I think they realized 4 was too much hence going back to 3 for next season. I think they keep the English games for the money desu. It easier for them to come over and they were a decent chunk of the audience.

>>150700039
Strayans are asleep so,
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

>>150699397
Should have been women's state of origin, which is the pinnacle of the women's game.

>>150698989
>doesn’t know peems have 2 wingers

Make it a long weekend, women's nines tournament thursday night through friday and saturday then the triple header on Sunday

Any other wingers besides;
>Addo-Carr
>To'o
>Nawaqanitawase
>Lomax
>Coates

Official

He looks like an insane person

>>150707158
I am too old to know the Rugby League pre Game entertainment.

Latrell Out for the ashes

>>150707158
if this doesn't scream NRL I don't know what does!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8QwVYOSVU

why don't they just tweak thats my peem and do simply the best then FUCK RIGHT OFF cause we all came to see the footy

Tina Turner has been dead for 2 years m8

well the NRL needs to figure that out

>>150708179
Who?

Big clean out at the panthers …
which team is picking up the underwhelming Dane Laurie this time

>>150708734
I think it's pretty much destiny for all Panthers rejects to end up at Parea

The amount of media attention the pre-game entertainment gets in both the AFL and NRL is a joke. Obviously more important than the the game itself. Trying to "americanisssse" our biggest sports and make them our equivalent to the NFL superbowl. Not happening.

>>150706953
Did they clone Post Malone?

would the family forgive DCE if he became a poother

Based whistling song
https://youtu.be/n4RjJKxsamQ

If the Warriors and Sharks can't win it, they can at least hand out season ending injuries. Come on Wahs, break Cleary's leg or something.

>>150713156
im a wahs customer, but understand we are likely to lose by 30
honestly wouldn't mind seeing penrith win again, they were bottom of the table for a like 6 games at the start of the season so would be hella impressive

Reed Marney reportedly DROPPED

Brilliant, I get to watch the Warriors beat the Panthers and the All Blacks beat the Boks at the same time.

Hate Mahoney. He’s a fucking dog cunt. But Ciro fucking with a winning formula when they were leading the comp is fucking crazy.

He's one of those blokes who you like on your team until he's giving away too many penalties and the grub factor becomes the main part of his game unless you're into that kind of thing

current halfback toty noms
>sam walker
>fogarty
>cleary
>moses

>>150713973
>wahs customer
Fake post
>honestly wouldn't mind seeing penrith win again
REALLY fake post

sam only played 6 games all year they better not give it to him

Katoa surely

>Gordon 4chan Kumdog is leaving Manly
anyone know where he's headed?

>>150714301
wahs are the most supported team in the nrl tho

The top 30 players who are moving on in 2026 include
>Daly Cherry-Evans
>Toafofoa Sipley (Warrington Wolves)
>Josh Aloiai
>Tommy Talau
>Jazz Tevaga (Wakefield Trinity)
>Gordon Chan Kum Tong
>Raymond Tuaimalo Vaega
>Michael Chee Kam
>Dean Matterson

>>150714576
Jess Sergis man is unemployed kek

>>150714576
>chan kum tong and chee kam could play in the same team

Souths are looking at him

>>150714715
Hope you aren't talking about Chee Kam

>>150714564
>wahs
We’re a Let’s Gone poomunity

>>150714709
https://youtu.be/9mOvZI2KF7o

>>150714980
wahs customers and let's gone customers need to put aside our differences

Ah yes the 90's were all about those stir in sauces

i feel like chicken tonight

>if you don't buy smiths chips the gobbledock will RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
How did they get away with it?

>>150714576
KWAB

time for bed family
>no footy tomorrow
:(

Poosters pooarks NRLW m8

>>150715099
Wahs customers are actual Kiwis who stumble on this thread when the Warriors are playing. Let's Gone customers are just everyone else posting here who support other teams.

>>150715492
im a kiwi tho

>>150714709
wtf I thought it was a peels customer

>>150715293
https://youtu.be/Fl3GC6bxmWE

NRLW replay edition
>GAME 1
Sydney Roosters v Cronulla Sharks
7:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Polytec Stadium
1.15-5.50
>It's first v fourth to begin Round 11. A rematch of last year's Grand Final as these rivals prepare for 2025's Finals Series.
Roosters 1-12 3.15
Roosters 13+ 1.66
Sharks 1-12 6.00
Sharks 13+ 19.00
Roosters -14.5 1.90 Sharks +14.5 1.90

>>150720402
based thanks for the reminder xoxo

It was either make a post here, make a Thursday thread or make an early Friday thread and include Thursday + Friday nrlw. Unfortunately all of these options would result in a complaint. So I’ll own up to it, I took the easiest option

This game probably won't get much post anyways.

as there isn't anything else on I'll be watching with the family

BroncGODS have a chance on Sunday??
If they win they should go on to win Grandfinal me thinks….

Which NRL player is most at risk of being assisnated. I think Walsh.

DCE has a signed a 5 million a year contract with R360

>>150723495
NRL has already seen it's largest assassination.

No way she’s still posting about not being hired by foxsports

>>150723561
LIES!!! But him and Tommy Turbo should sign with em

My Conversation With My Wife Quincy Dodd

>>150723781
Quincy Dudd

>>150723781
>quincy dudd

>>150723809
>not asking if they’re ok
Bad person

>>150723495
JDB probably. He’d be the one shitlibs would have the most hatred for.

Do you reckon the NRL considers not doing Vegas next year? Some crazy shit going on in America

vegas needs the NRL and a stadium full of Australians more than we need them tbqh
did you know they have weight sensors in their mini fridges to check if you've taken stuff out OR put stuff in lol

>>150724188
Stayed in hotels here that have that

>>150724244
lmao fucking normie scum

>lmao
>normie
He doesn’t know

>>150724188
The more diabolical ones leave the snack tray in front of the tv. So you either have to move the food or deal with the view being a little blocked

We should get Snoop in Vegas next year and he can do his pvl diss track before the anthems

Anyone watching Alien Earth?

foot KINO in zali fay's ig story

>>150724370
More of an Alien Nation guy myself

That was clever sci fi with the sour milk, very one man’s trash

“The Game” is the one that stuck in my memory, with the saltwater Russian roulette

Do you remember if coneheads was a spoof on that?

Im new to nrl btw to Rugby. What are good Channels where i can more about this sport/league?

whats the finals code
>>150724669
ch9

>>150724632
I never did like coneheads

>>150724669
>nrl btw to Rugby.
You mean new to League but not Union?

>>150623201 (OP)
>>150724677
>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322

>Panthers star Brian To’o has come under fire for disrespectful comments about several of his teammates’ wives and girlfriends, including Nathan Cleary’s partner, Matildas superstar Mary Fowler.
>To’s comments have since been deleted, either by himself or the Panthers’ social media team.
>At To’o’s wedding in 2022, as he and his new wife, Moesha, left their ceremony, he was recorded telling her about the X-rated sex act he wanted to do to her.
>To’o could be heard singing: “I’m gonna eat your a** tonight”.
>And as his wife signed off from the video, he couldn’t resist adding: “Bye, guys love you so much. See you guys in nine months.”

>>150724746
considering what his wife looks like, dude might want to be careful talking trash about other men's girls

don't think he was "trash talking" I think in his way he was complimenting the gentlemen

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

>>150724669
gluten tag

>>150724669
ich bin ein family member

>>150724746
is that image all of his comments about the wags? if so its pretty tame dont ya think?

>open facebook
>see photos of my jobs awards night
>go through and comment on my workmates pictures expressing that I am thinking about them having sex with their partners

Brian Likes To'o Watch

>>150724921
No but Stephen May

Based Too constantly thinking about his teammates having sex

Charlotte Caslick and Tegan Levi have signed with the NRLW Tigers for 2026

>at tackling practice
>grab teammate's dick during tackle
>cor, bet you really give it to ya missus with this ay *wink*
>pat him on the bum after before jogging off

>games at Blue Tongue
damn should of went and had a sickie tomorrow

pooarks sisters...

>>150724993
Was free entry too

>>150725002
>free entry
IYKWIM

looks around level 4 of crowne plaza terrigal
finna get a signature from my girl

not sure i condone this

ok I'm here family sorry I'm late din dins went longer

>>150725040
Shoot your shot champ

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAZ

TARRYN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150725071
i can hear this

BASED CHOOKIES BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK

>>150724966
Why?

they should break out the old covid cardboard cutouts to put in the stands for NRLW games

pooarks suck in both leagues wow

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK

Tiffany just posted

TO THE TIFF BUNKER

the fucking size of that pooster bitch

get this woman a mic and a sideline!

BRING THE CHIPS WE EATING FLAKE

>>150725103
sorry champ no job openings

Amber Hall vs Ellie Johnson charity MMA fight

Anne-Marie Kiria-RaCUTIE

>>150725072
Playing fine without her but still a huge blow

GET BARRELLED KEK

the battering ram gets one yaaaayyy

Nice big kick

FUCKING BAN OGREBALL

They did some set up to isolate the defender and get Amber one-on-one with a speed bump. Trve ogreball is just one-out passing to the big girl.

DONT GET INJURED JESS TOMMYS ON THE DOLE

Getting major ick vibes from Tommy's employment status tbqh senpai

Creepy AI ads creepy smiles

DODDESS

Jada crying :(

BITEBACK

You are not Grace Weekes

Taina has solved the manball (plant the ball sideways)

>Internet just came back online
>Check the score
>34-6

NRLW is so fucking boring this year guys I'm sorry

There's only two teams: Roosters and Broncos. Every one else may as well be throwing ropes into the harbour.

>winning by 30 points
>30 seconds left
>grubbily heems opponent player
fucking coconuts

If you had a chance to coat hanger a munchkin you'd do it without a second thought

had to mute folau's insta, lads

names on jerseys, yes or no?
>https://www.sen.com.au/news/2025/09/10/nrl-2025-player-names-on-nrl-jerseys-las-vegas-2026
Personally don't care, but I wish they'd put the position number on the shoulders/sleeves, would make it much more interesting to watch since you rarely actually see a players back unless you're actually in the stadium in the cheap seats

>>150723614
who

>>150708209
what's the most FOOTY band you can think of? Maybe Silverchair or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA_ZiyI3Ros

based teddy

>>150725799
Sure, why not? Fuck ads.

Fall asleep on the lounge? Me? Never.
>>150726948
>>150726948
>>150726948

>>150724718
Im new to Rugby. Yes it includes every type of Rugby

Bump

>>150738467
Why Penrith boy?

>>150739302
I was just testing if it’s on autosage

>>150741007
I see

>>150741007
So is it?

Nah

>>150751539
can confirm

lol just saw the forward pass in the aus/arg game
refs blind or incompetent or paid off?
then again feel free to ignore me as you can see by my flag that i have no affiliation with with any sort of rugby playing nation

How damaging is it to Knights customers that their wooden spoon thread is still up

>>150768197
On a scale of 1-10, it’s about 88

>>150782388
Damn

>Still another week of pooper peeague
Goddamn

It sucks they don’t play super league over the winter, I’d probably follow it

we probably need a new thread for the week
>>150799351
>>150799351
>>150799351

THIS. IS. THE. THREAD!

It’s a week old champion

>>150782388
Where did you find this?

>>150714139
This post did not age well

Can say that for a lot of posts

Morning lads, reminder that Walsh did nothing wrong

>>150803023
Morning lad

He should get 8 weeks but he’ll be let off. There’ll be lots of outrage and false outrage and frustration this week

>>150782388
Too soon

>>150803187
>lots of outrage and false outrage and frustration
That’s a lotta words. Just say seething

>>150802203
Yes

Morning mates

>>150811669
Morning

>>150817462
How's the footy looking today?

>>150817524
Footy?

aka footie

>>150836622
The footy

Ok that makes sense

>>150817524
Not until Saturday

French comp starts Saturday week

>>150860629
French eh?

>>150876879
Looks French to me

Based never ending thread

>>150885610
It’s like that movie

What movie?