Thread 150623464

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME DOGSHIT INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL

KICK OFF: 5PM UK

ENG: Pickford; James, Guehi, Burn, Lewis-Skelly; Rice, Anderson; Madueke, Eze, Rashford; Kane (c).
>SUBS: D. Henderson, Trafford, Konsa, Gordon, J. Henderson, Spence, Rogers, Livramento, Gibbs-White, Loftus-Cheek, Watkins, Bowen.

AND Alvarez; Borra, Llovera, C. Garcia, Olivera, San Nicolas; Rodrigo, M. Vales (c), Babot, Cervos; Fernandez.
>SUBS: Pires, Ruiz, Da Cunha, Rebes, De La Heras, E. Vales, Lopez, Martinez, Rubio, Guillen, Da Silva, M. Garcia.

where is TRENT™?

>>150623600
leaf it out mate
>>150623610
kuwait the gay frog

>>150623464 (OP)
Dan Burn shouldn't be anywhere near the team. Replace Trashford, Eze and Maduck with Gibbs-White, Bowen and Rogers and might be decent.

>Madueke

What has he done to warrant a start other than starting for a trendy london club?

Apparently loads of england fans got drunk last night and started sucking off like 30 Andorran men to see who could make them cum first

>>150623682
Didn't you hear? Nonny Madookie scored more goals in the Premier League last season than Bukrappo Shitta. He's a more than adequate replacement,

its not coming home

>>150623776
What can men do against such reckless faggotry?

>RASHFORD
>MADUEKE

I don't think I want to watch this slurper

>>150623812
>>150623682
Kys 190

On ELO rating arsenal are the 2nd best team in the world right now, so its natural their players start

>>150623464 (OP)
WTF is that lineup

Trashford got benched after one half of football but that’s enough for England

what we drinking tonight lads

>>150623682
Saka and Palmer are both unavailable. Although baffling that you'd choose to complain about Madueke when Rashford is starting.

how depressed do you have to be to not just watch an england qualifier but an england qualifier against andorra

>>150623922
its 4pm

>ITV unironically mentioning Calvert-Lewin as a striker option if Kane/Watkins get injured
They are right about the complete lack of striker options. Thanks a fucking lot, Harry Mong.

>>150623922
Andorran sperm

Chinese just came in, salt and pepper chicken

>>150623659
It's fucking Andorra lad
Does it really matter, who tf plays?

how depressed do you have to be to post "how depressed do you have to be to not just watch an england qualifier but an england qualifier against andorra"

2-0 to andorra!

>>150623922
slags

So let me get this straight...all that England has to do to play the WC is to win THIS?

>>150623948
Bowen is significantly better than Madueke

>Phil Jones on BBC 5 Live: "I recall playing Gibraltar away and after 70 minutes it was still 0-0. Thankfully, Harry Kane pulled us out of it and scored three in 15 minutes."

That's Gibraltar who England have never played. Ever. Well done Phil on inventing some complete bollocks.

come to think of it, what teams are already through to the WC?

I'm 99% certain I could beat any player in that england squad in a 1v1 fight

>>150624011
the world cup without the protagonist wouldnt be worth watching

>>150624021
Andorra, Gibraltar, San Marino, all the same innit

>>150624021
here's your (You)

HYYYYYYYYPE. Is there ANYTHING better than the international break lads? :)

>>150624052
Not Gib, we own them for starters

>>150624014
So it makes sense that you would play Madueke against a micronation and rest Bowen for the harder (but still relatively easy) match against Serbia.

>>150624021
He was talking about fifa

People actually watch England vs ANDORRA??

>>150624054
I genuinely wish I was joking.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cly7yzvx6kzt?post=asset%3A935afa4e-aaf8-4bf1-8037-c7fa744f005a#post

>>150624083
Kek.

>>150624086
wouldnt expect indian e-scousers to get it

Whenever there's an international break I end up having sex with men

For the rest of the year I have 0 interest in men and only have sex with women

It's really weird I cant explain it

>>150624117
Why you showing off for bro?

>1-0 (Kane 4')
>full time 2-0
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150623464 (OP)
>Burn
oh england...

>>150624055
a shart pain in your chest, toothache, that feeling you get when you type your password in incorrectly and think you've been hacked for a minute, stubbing your toe etc

>'aary
scores
>Eze
scores
end result probs 3-0
a blooter will be present as well.

>>150624021
those injuries really did a number to his memory, poor phil

>>150624102
He's scored 5 hat-tricks for England, 3 entirely in the first half, other two, first goal was halfway through the first. The cunts basically just hallucinating.

>>150624161
"There isn't" was the correct answer

>>150624196
think he means this. malta sounds similar to gibraltar and he played in it. kane only got two though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYEhc9nqFII

rip dions dad

>>150624161
Standing barefoot on an upturned plug

today i root for England.
then i'm going to sell my soul so we meet in the WC finals and utterly humiliate England out of the cup and knock them out.

>>150624161
>a shart pain in your chest

My GF meeting up with an old friend from Uni whos in town today, so I can watch this with /sp/ and a few beers. He can deal with her whinging for a few hours whilst I watch us win 5-0

>>150624196
>The cunts basically just hallucinating.
that's what happened when someone took too many pain meds

>>150624228
SO only the name of the country and number of goals wrong then, gotcha.

>>150623776
just bantz fackin forrenas don't get it

WHAT BEERS SHALL I BUY

>itv player
grim

Who the fuck is Anderson? I thought he played cricket

50/50 poms will kneel like pussies

>>150624356
you trying to say black lives DONT matter?

tuchel is the most soulful english manager

cycled to town and got a burrito and now im back and ready for some football :)

>>150624228
was away
team plays in red and white
team is from an English-speaking nation

team wasn't Gibraltar
it wasn't 0-0 at 70 minutes
Harry Kane didn't score a hat-trick in 15 minutes

Exceptional stuff from Sicknote Jones.

it's genuinely indefensible that Tuchel keeps picking Madueke over Bowen, deport this kraut cunt

>>150624471
>To watch England being managed by an autistic kraut

>England come into this match in 4th in the Fifa World Rankings. Andorra have played 46 matches previously against nations ranked inside the top 20 at the time of the game and have lost all 46 by an aggregate score of 168-5.

Decent T20 score that

>>150624372
yes

>Stadium exploding
Yep, it's Birmingham

Not particularly arsed about this one tbqh lads

England will unconvincingly win 3-0

too soon ozzybros

is tuchel good?

Come on Andorra

>>150624504
Sounds like an FA selection.

>>150624504
#TRAILBLAZER #GAMECHANGER #PIONEER #INSPIRATION #REDEFINING #REINVENTING #LEADERS OF TOMORROW #REVOLUTIONARY

>>150623948
bowen is literally 10,000x better than madueke.

>>150624106
None of the big club fans follow England, dickhead.

>>150624584
more boring than southgate but all that matters is when england play a big team at a major tournament, the rest of international football is just exercise

>>150624605
All i want is Andy Townsend and Ally McCoist to commentate all my football matches. Is that too much to ask for?

>>150624599
based

>>150624613
saar please understand saar there are also indians supporting the manchester united

>>150623945
>posts an obvious foul
Okay

big dan burn dwarfing pickford there

>>150624504
>>150624599
>immediately sends a tweet to Neil Warnock

>>150624639
Are you suggesting Manchester Utd are a big club?

Are u ready UKbros?

NO KNEEEEEEEL?!?!? THE CHUDS WON NOOOOOOO

>>150624591
Statistically >>150624506 they'll lose 3.65 - 0.11. And I'm being generous rounding their likely goal tally up here.

not being funny but why doesn't england stuff andorra 20-0 every time
they have fewer people than any major rock concert

>>150624310
>Suckling on the teet of the liquid jew
I SHADIGIDY DIGITTY DOO-DAH

gwan rashy

If barca can get the best out of rashford it'll be the coup of the decade

>3 minutes played
>zero nill

slurperino

trashford showing dem barca skills against dentists

>>150624754
>zero nil

Probably more action in the Women's Rugby World Cup than this slop

Your friendly reminder that the Andorran Football Federation is so poor they're wearing kits paid for by Uefa: https://www.uefa.com/news-media/news/028e-1b0f9e91324a-029bfd3755e5-1000--perfect-ten-for-the-uefa-kit-assistance-scheme/

>getting booked 6 minutes in
good start for Andorra

More niggers in england team than whites

babot more like baboon

>>150624711
this is just my dumb speculation but they could play giving them 0 respect and maybe get a silly score but its better to play more seriously like its a real opponent that deserves respect for practise

>Andorra's biggest defeats are all by a margin of seven goals (three matches)
How has NOBODY been able to dump at least twice as many goals as that on this tiny mountain resort?

>>150624784
Diversity is our strength

What’s inside the box?

>>150624817
brad pitt's wife's head

>>150624817
Patrick Bamford

>>150624817
lucozade it says right on it

>>150624817
Lucozade?

>>150624817
holy fuark that's one magnificent bald head

>>150624817
theyre in birmingham so i would think samosas

>>150624817
Maddie

it's actually fucking over for rashford wtf was that

COME ON ENGLAND

The krauts have sold us a bill of goods.

why arent they playing at wembley

>major England match
>not even one England flag in this thread

>>150624919
Colplay > England World Cup qualifiers

>>150624919
Paticipation trophy for Villa choking last year.

>>150624782
>Andorra, Poor
They are way richer than Spain or frogs, who both seem to manage to buy their own kits. Cheeky cunts

this is like watching Arsenal

How many flags have you painted on roundabouts this week lads?

>>150624946
thats funny
i like it though, the team should tour the country for all games instead of wembley for everything

>>150624976
did see one today but they had made the cross really big it was almost entirely just red kek

>Name is Guehi
>Defaced a pro-LGBTQIAA2+ symbol
Ironic.

>called mark gay
>homophobic
huh

>>150624919
They occassionally hold matches in other stadiums to pretend that areas outside of London are relevant and important.

>Marjority of their players play in the 5th tier of spanish football

literal pub side

>>150624919
serious answer is that this is how they used to play England matches before the nu-Wembley was built. they've returned to the mean.

goals when

>>150624982
Yes, but the FA own Wembley and want to make as much money as possible so they never like england playing elsewhere. Atmosphere is always better away from wembley

>>150625040
based gammon

Spent multiple seasons of my Super Barca FM save pumping Andorra with money for their shitters and sending them my wonder kids and the cunts still couldn’t get promoted.

HOW IS ITV PLAYER THIS FUCKING SHITE

>>150625040
>game in Birmingham
>0 browns

>>150625040
Thought we were in Birmingham, where's all the muzzies?

nice first touch you dickhead

>>150624959
Some of the names on the list are clearly bullshitting. Cyprus and Luxembourg to name two.

>>150625070
you logged in? think one of them is low definition if youre not

>>150625078
for the same reason there's hardly any browns at leicester city games.
people moved out of the cities.

>>150625040
Englel fans are ugly bastards without fail aren't they

>>150625044
>>150625035
yeah i know they have to pay off wembley, which is also why they moved FA cup semi finals to wembley iirc
just boring though, should tour the country let everyone have a chance to see the team

>>150625061
FM AI is completely retarded.

20 mins, 2 piss weak scuffed shots on goal, no patterns of play. This is worse than soufgate.

When you take the train to Birmingham New Street you pass over a scrap yard that is filled with burnt out Fiat 500s.

>>150625116
what type of man do you find attractive?

>Pickford
the fuck was that

>>150625040
is it illegal to be skinny in England?

>ARROZ
LMAO

>>150624922
I've nailed all mine to synagogues.

>>150625151
blame gayhee for playing such a shite backpass to him

>>150625044
Especially as we enter autumn where cup finals are six months away and it's too cold for outdoor concerts. Gotta have something at Wembley in those lean months so here are all the home England matches.

>>150625160
We’re the land of banoffee pie mate, it’s a wonder most of us haven’t lost a foot to diabetes.

>>150625149
t.ugly bastard

>4 andorra fans turned up
kek based

>>150625118
nu-Wembley is genuinely a great stadium though so it is worth going there (i've seen two FA Cup finals, plus semi-finals, and four other matches there). i went to the old Wembley just before it was knocked down, it was pants.
i'm not sure that FA Cup semifinals deserve the stature of Wembley tho.

>>150625118
agreed

GET THESE FUCKING WOGS OUT THE TEAM

>madueke, eze and rashford
so the great replacement is just accepted these days huh

this wouldn't be such a slurper if tuchel called greenwood

>>150625204
should do the big games at wembley, play shitters like andorra around the country.
and yeah FA Cup should only be the final at wembley. i looked it up apparently they only started doing that in 2008 (when new wembley was finished) so pretty recent all things considered

>>150625227
>fuck, marry, kill, fuck

>>150625240
Bowen, Palmer and Gordon are better?

>>150625227
whats it like having a family?

once again, play Kane as a No.10 and put another striker up front for fuck sake.

it's so fucking strange rashford, madueke and eze are the ones fucking trying to shoot INSTEAD of Kane

>>150625240
You've had your time Timmy.

>HARRY MONG
L M A O

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Shitaly unironically better than whatever this ingerland team is

>>150625240
timmy b seethin ayuk ayuk ayuk ayuk

>>150625240
Rupert Lowe will fix it, dont worry lad

>>150625277
what matters is if their enlgish, and trying to say rashford eze and madueke is english is just offensive to the senses

This is why Kane shouldn't be a striker. Shit.

>Kane
NOOOOOOOOOOOO give me Poopensharten 69

WOHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>OG
englel...

it's andover

O W N
G O A L

ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND

cant

OHHHH YAAAA BEAUTYYYYYYY
WHAT A HIT SON
WHAT A HIT

APOLOGISE

>>150625335
restore uk is a fucking grift, anon.

>>150625227
They look suspiciously well-nourished for a country which can't afford kits.

Great finish

great header innit

Nice finish.

Where's future Balon d'Or wiiner Kobie Mainoo?

>>150625040
Norf fc

>>150624817
The real Thomas Tuchel

>>150625343
>and trying to say rashford eze and madueke is english is just offensive to the senses
>Rashford
English name.
>Eze
"Easy" is an English word.
>Madueke
We peasants used to pay homage to "my Duke".
Get over yourself racist.

OWEN GOAL DOES IT AGAIN

>>150625387
That's the Andorran Royal Family that's why

>>150625136
about to buy a 500c. or a mini. just want a cheap easy convertible

>>150625386
t. your party voter

does this count as an assist for madueke? that was a great cross and an even better header!

>>150623464 (OP)
over

Owen Gual the great English patriot

When will Englel play interesting football?

Lads, I can feel it... Brazil and England getting knocked out in the semis next year and another Argentina and France final...

>>150625401
Kobbie "takes the ball like Zidane and dribbles like Iniesta" Mainoo? Not picked on the count of not being able to get into the worst Yanited midfield since the 80's

>Europoors drive around in gay little cuck mobiles and they pay more for them than we do for giant SUVs
GRIM

>Rashford
>Lewis-Skelly
both 0 awareness

>>150625417
>just want a cheap easy convertible
MX-5
Just keep looking until you find one without rusty rear sills. Even the NCs have dropped to £1000, and they are so easy to work on.

>>150625453
Never. It's English heritage to struggle to 2-0 wins over microstates.

>>150625422
mate he exists to scam retards out of money. im not saying his goals aren't noble or something i don't want but he is a scammer through and through, look at his 'investigation into muslim rape gangs' scam, he took hundreds of thousands and then did a half-arsed report on the cheap.

the only way we can get to somebody like him is voting reform and then when they do sweet fuck all like they won't then try for somebody hard liner. i don't want to have to put a credit card into steam to buy baldurs gate 3. i don't want to have to put my ID in to control my 5090 on Nvidia control panel. i don't want my hobby forums about models to be shut down because they can't afford the systems OSA demand. ignoring all the porn sites flat out blocking IPs. i have a VPN of course but still.

>>150625492
Enjoy being shot.

>>150625503
idk why he didn't just start spence instead

>>150625492
Just say you want to suck a big black english cock

>>150625453
animals are weird

>>150625492
Everyone here drives a giant SUV because the average driver is terrified of driving and they think driving a big car makes them safer.

i've seen enough bring in jordan henderson

>>150625519
didnt read a word but im happy for you or sorry that happened

>>150625548
I like the way you think

I just yawned

Dan Burn having 90% of our possession says everything

>scores an oggy
>robs you of an assist
>refuses to elaborate

why would you voluntarily watch this crap?

>>150625639
why not

>>150625639
Burger in with the real q. here

>>150625671
>.com.au
kek

fuck me
this is dire

is this supposed to be an upgrade over southgateball?

>>150625671
>An Australian Government Initiative

>>150625092
In bed with white girls.

All have a nice holiday lads?

>>150625671
clearly Welsh

>>150625765
Don't go on holiday in the summer because I'm not a child.

>Want to get my cock sucked by the local femboy
>grindr now requires face id as well
Labours tyranny knows no bounds

>>150625765
lush, where's that?

just going to take a big fat kane lads. brb.

>>150625812
southend on sea

>>150625789
imagine the shits

>>150625765
where's that lad?

>>150625812
Clacton

>>150625833
grimsby town

>>150625789
Two whole loaves washed down with two litres of Coke should be enough to ruin anyones day, surely.

>>150625671
>.au
those do look like essex slags though

Oh and who could forget that they pay more for a liter of gas than we do for a gallon LMAO

People complain England play rancid football (and have done for decades). But the one guy that tried to change that was hounded out cause he was inexperienced/Irish/bald smdh.

>>150625796
You sound insecure as fuck, lad.

Why does watching England always make me sleepy?

>>150625804
>labour
It was a tory policy, although labour do deserve flack for not blocking it.

40 mins, 2 scuffed shots on goal, own goal, dan burn having most possession, no patterns of play. fuck this nigger ridden team.

>>150625796
oh yeah where's your credit card or face id to prove it, huh?

and the goals?

>>150625877
Same ol England.

Different cohort, same shit.

>>150625859
>But the one guy that tried to change that was hounded out cause he wasn't a name smdh.
Fixed.

>>150625899
That's off the table

>>150625875
>It was a tory policy
mad how totalitarian they are and people still blame that on labour
tories banned gunz too

>>150625870
Who is the intended recipient for this video?

>>150625828
Do you think Pickford and the Andorra no 9 are shooting the shit cause they haven't got anything else to do tonight?

woah the cultural diversity is so nice to see in england team

snubbed by wembley for coldplay

why aren't they booing?

>>150625867
Nothing insecure about that, I just don't like holidaying when it's crowded and expensive due to school holidays. Prefer to go in Spring or Autumn.

anyone else drinking for the football?

>>150625789
>Walkers crisps
>“biscuits” instead of cookies
>price in pounds
OH NO NO NOOOO

>>150625941
>I just don't like holidaying when it's crowded and expensive due to school holidays. Prefer to go in Spring or Autumn.
Should have said it like that instead.

>>150625870
wonder what her face looks like without the filter probably grim

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
turdchel OUT

>>150625951
bro?

>>150625986
>looking at her face

too much nigs

>>150626014
>tf

>>150626014
You at a family reunion?

For a non slurper check out Portugal beating Armenia 3-0

swear to god some of the raceposters on here are genuinely mentally ill

>>150625875
because it has nothing to do with protecting children. it's all about controlling the population. being able to create files on people legally at police without any cause so you can use it against them if they become problematic. allowing backdoor access into secure systems like whatsapp etc. allowing to arrest people due to nebulous rules such as 'causing distress'. it had very little to do with protecting kids from porn, it was just hidden under that so you can accuse anybody against it of stating it was to protect kids from porn.

the fact that it's causing underage sex to increase and kids are more at danger now due to physically going out and getting abused is ignored. but loads of laws made to 'protect' end up causing more harm. such as when they banned legal highs, it just made illegal drug use go up 60% and more deaths occurred (as well as costing billions in tax income due to companies leaving). ban handguns in 1997 and gun crime goes up (and cost billions as small arm companies disbanded).

>>150625919
because labour also vote for it. go look at who opposed all these bills. that's the point.

there is no solution, nothing we can do bar leave the country. laws never get repealled. reform will campaign on removing the OSA but they won't lol. they'll get told by MI5 and GCHQ it's 'vital for national security' and they'll pretend they never said anything about removing it.

>>150625000
Incredibly brown post. Londoners aren't even human.

>>150625929
So all this 'taking the show on the road, to reward our fans oop Norf..' is horseshit pure then, as sold out to Higher Bidder?

what the actual FUCK are we watching after this lads

What a pile of shit, and I thought it couldn't get any worse than Southgate. Going to fuck this off and watch Bromley vs Gillingham instead

is it ok to just sip on whiskey all evening instead of like 10 beers

>>150626133
>non league shite

Grim

How do brits cope about 3 Arsenal players in the starting 11?

>>150626108
London keeps the rest of the country on life support. This is an unarguable fact. You can blame Thatcher for that.

>>150626121
baseball

>>150626121
Probably watch the highlights on youtube 2bh

>>150625951
Your mum’s left something on the telly. There’s a dildo as well by the way.

>>150626168
>3

>>150626058
this whole sport is a semen slurpfest, Jaylen.

>>150626168
By choking every final/big game

>>150626162
yes

>>150625160
Everything else is, so probably

>>150625859
a lot of people wanted carsley to take over and I think he will if tuchel fails next year. back to back u21 euros wins is no joke.

>>150626237
These days you get arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're english

>>150626068
can you go to /pol/ no one reads your slop

these american ads are wild

>>150626280
why didnt he play this???

Barry¨
Beckham - Lampard
Gerrard

>>150626306
>barry behind the strikers
>Slippard DM

>>150626327
>literally plays for a 0-0
>scots wank themselves into a frenzy

I should move to Birmingham

>>150625812
>>150625833
Whitehaven Beach in the Whitsunday Islands, Australia

we would have won the world cup that one year if seaman didnt get lobbed

>>150626382
Arsenal player choking in a key moment? What a shock

>>150626108
Found the lazy, uneducated, unemployable northerner.

>>150626121
prepare/cook dinner

How long will it be before England has a full black XI? France are almost there, only one non-black player in the starting XI for them last night.

cracked open the whiskey lads
keep me company tonight yeah
dont just fuck off after the game like you always do :(

too many white players. never going to win anything.

>>150626116
> 15 quid for this
Blatant robbery.

food thread?

>>150626423
Needs a GK and Jamal Blackman is absolute shit

>It's hard to play against teams like this

No it isn't Dixon fuck off, half of them will be in work on Monday

hate myself and want to die

>>150626306

He played this is euro 2004 and predictably had 35% possession vs france and portugal. Who needs a 6 or 8 when you can play 3 second strikers and an injured legless right winger.

Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard, Beckham

After that failed and he pissed off Scholes into resigning by playing him on left wing, he played the same line up but with Joe Cole on the left. I'm seriously when I say I think he was deliberately trying to fuck us up.

half time slags?

>missus wants to go for her weekly food shop on a Saturday night, when normal couples would be cracking open a bottle of red, or single me would have been firing up 4chan and Skyrim and drinking a bag of cans

No fun this lads

>>150626517
That meat isnt cooked enough for a burger

>>150626327
he looks a bit like harry kane

>>150626517
this webm does nothing for me I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to prawns and dumb slags

>RASHFORD
H O W

Why are wogs so bad at this game

>>150626575
Rip Danny lad

>>150626550
I know, I know
>tf
but that really needs some cheese between the meat and tomatoes

nigger assford

>>150626528
>2025
>not getting your bird's oven chips and ready meals via delivery

That was some save, fair play to the Andorran keeper. Not sure why Kane just didn't take the shot himself.

>Madueke and Eze do great
>Free hit for Rashford
>Missed
Wow. Wonder why Barca dropped him?!

>Anderson

STOP PLAYING IRRELEVANT 14 NON LEAGUE SHITTERS

bring on the muslim representation already

>>150626575
What is it about batter that makes everything taste better?

>>150626575
your pizzas are weird

What happens here?

>ANDERSON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150626640

Gay orgies and human trafficking

trashford off NOW
what a save!

>EZE
saved by the offside flag, that was absolute gash

>>150626640
Tax dodging and cunny smuggling

*scans threads for wog thirdies hatewatching*

>>150626550
imagine asking for a sandwich and an hour later you get this sloppy mess

>>150626640
Tax evasion

The left fullback is playing him on that's not offside

>rashford
why did he go so early....

>Eze

Shite

>>150626558
she aged poorly

put on Trent

>>150626702
americans consider a burger, a fajita, and a taco a "sandwich"

>>150626702
Lass has got a style, and she sticks to it. Not sure if keeper.

>two minutes
>two chances missed
>two SHIT nogs responsible

Maybe playing 4 of Arteta's "lets try win every game 1-0 from a corner" lads wasn't a smart idea

>>150626560
habibi

>it's a rashford tries to dribble past spanish league tier 5 player and loses it episode
when will people learn he is trash.

>>150626579
right is a downie?

>>150626774
didn't they beat leeds 5-0?

>>150626738
Her eyebrows always belonged to a middle-aged man

>>150626804
If she's down, I'm down

the perfect sandwich?

>>150626763
>ignores andersons miss
racist

>>150626528
Bro is dating Mark Corrigan

What is he thinking about?

>>150626865
Probably scat porn like all Germans

>>150626854
It was an excellent shot which another white man saved.
The two darkies missed the target entirely.

>>150626688
>Tax dodging

>>150626711
>Tax evasion


Explain??

>>150626865
>actually ukranian
why are you not fighting, are you a g-g-girl?

>Irishman Barry Glendenning having a tantrum because he's having to do the livetext of this match
lmao

>>150626922
thats why all those little micro-states are allowed to exist

no goals?

>>150626941
Sorry's not good enough is it

>>150626851
i gotta try that branston shit. sounds delicious from my quick google search

I'm seeing a few English flags. Why is nobody getting arrested?

Not much noise at Villa Park. I've heard louder crowds at the Crucible.

>>150626976
Owen Goal scored a banger, best Utd player on the pitch

>>150626925
> are you a g-g-girl
And what’s wrong with that, vpnbro, are you a misogynist?

I watch Ipswich and I’m treated to shit sideways passing. I watch England and I’m treated to shit sideways passing. What the hell did I do to make the footballing gods so angry?

Zzzzzzzz

>>150627048
does she have nice feet?

>Livramento
>Gordon
>Rogers
OK then

>trashford
LMAO again

RICE RICE BABY

>>150627129
>F.

something happened!

arsenal bros, we are so back!

Made in Cobham

How we feelin about Tuchel so far

>>150627129
>for the many
Wonder how many more people will fall for that tripe? Need a good old fashioned revolution

>>150627194
Who?

>>150627194
>>150624906

>>150627129
>>150627163
would

Andorrasissies....

Some white pills. Terry Venables had a torrid 2 years from 1994 to 96 then had England play the best football at Euro 96.

Hodgson and Capello both had nearly perfect qualifying campaigns (9 wins out of 10, scoring most goals of all euro teams) then played absolute tripe at 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016.

>le heckin flat cap

Send him to the mines then the little shit

>>150623464 (OP)
Jover

gordon is going to break a part time andorrans legs isnt he

>>150626740
bongs consider bread between bread a "sandwich"

Irish lad scores for England.

>>150627217
Valentina Nappi?

>finnish referee hasn't had much to do
>mohammed el-something

same?

>>150627353
strange post

>>150627366
>1/4 irish on me mums side
so about average for england then you melon

Lads why is international break so depressing

>>150627353
There is always bread between bread in a sandwich, retard

>>150627353
Anything between anything is a sandwich you moron. That’s what ‘sandwich’ means.

>>150627383
>look him up
>he's younger than I am

>>150627401
racism

>>150627368
she doesn't look like Nappi

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>150627425
really, then what do you call this

>>150627445
I'm 33 and my entire EFL club is younger than me

>>150627446
This pic better be from the 90's/00's

>>150627469
batch

>>150627457
What's the nigger count now? was 6 at start

>>150627446
Ah so that’s what Right Said Fred are up to these days

What happened to the good old Brit banter? You guys act like such uptight dorks in these threads like lighten up mates lmao

>>150627401
shitty teams since breakup of soviet empire and yugoslavia and uefa too brainless to do anything about it, no kino home championship, club season interrupted

>bringing on Gibbs-White
2-0 final score

>>150627479
nope

>>150627446
Rio's let himself go.

>>150627469
dry wheres the brown sauce

>>150627469
A bacon sandwich.

christ there's still 20 minutes left. I thought these were the subs to waste time around 85th minute.

>>150627507
grim and not in a soulful way

>>150627446
These guys are in their 30s btw

>>150627518
no you dont dont lie

no more FOTM team players?

>>150627469
Bap
Sarnie
Butty

Just noticed the ball. Very ugly design.

how do people drink tenants/fosters
what's the secret to the lack of tastebuds

>>150627469
forbidden muslim burger

>>150627298
The reality is that all fixtures leading up to the World Cup will be utterly irrelevant and it's impossible to draw any conclusions from them. England will not be seriously tested until then, so it's impossible to say whether Tuchel is doing a good job until he either wins the competition or he gets eliminated.

>>150627553
all tastes the same after 3 or 4

>>150627563
said the exact same thing just now to someone and didn't know how to expand on this point.

>Irrelevant 14 shitters come on
>No more goals

Classic

>>150627563
yeah im sure these arsenal shitters will suddenly be able to beat a low block when they couldnt do it vs andorra

Yeah I feel Englel will get humiliated at the WC (if they qualify). Grim performance.

I KANE'NT SCORE

Top 5 Best players today:

Anderson
Madueke
Rice
Lewis skelly
Eze

>>150623464 (OP)
>MATCH THREAD 1
this was optimistic werent it

BRING ON TRENT TUCHEL YOU COWARD

>>150627608
t. lost to Slovenia

corrr who was that tasty little totty sat next to the old man?

was that sting in the crowd?

>>150627625
>Madueke
>Rice
>Lewis skelly
>Eze
Do the Gyökeres celebration blud

>>150627625
>Lewis skelly
>Eze
>Madueke

Done nothing

>>150627639
The thread for the reverse fixture got two.

>>150627661
his wife.

He's 30.

>>150627607
Arsenal players scored/assisted both goals today

>>150627668
that's not sting, that's a picture of sting

>>150627661
anyone get a screenshot?

>>150627639
>>150627726
>>150627726
>>150627726

>>150627737
>making the thread early
>with 5 minutes left
done yourself

>>150627652
yes

>>150627737
Kek.

>>150627737
:)

>>150627652
I think it was Slovakia kek

at least you have diversity

>>150627737
We're in here lads.

I don’t know about you but this Madueke character is quite shit.

500

>>150627832
someone will think theyre smart and fall for this

>>150626931
what a sad pathetic wanker he is

>>150626640
Cycling, skiing and tax evasion

>>150627832
lel

yellow for that? games gone

>>150627832
It's England vs Andorra made shorter retard

>>150626640
it's where they filmed avatar

>>150627963
Kinda gay

>>150627963
Guessing he's retarded, looks too old to hold a sign up like that unironically

>>150627740
how old do you think she is, lads?

next time with more niggers

>>150627963
>wanting sweaty shirts
why are football fans like this

>>150627963
Gonna photoshop a racial slure onto it and make the little cunt go viral on social media, hopefully get him banned from football

>>150627963
can tell from looking at him he wants it to sell at cbe store to zestwood

>>150628006
He's just going to stick it on ebay

>>150627963
Gayyyyyyyyyy

>>150628038
he wants that kane sugar

>>150628011
if there's grass on the field

What a match that was lads, absolutely riveting stuff. So glad there's an international break instead of club footy this weekend. Thrilled.

>>150627914
fell for it

>>150628132
We have to decide which one of these teams will qualify for the WC somehow

>>150628011
14

>>150627607
>couldnt do it vs andorra
They've done it twice you mong

serbia already has the mass grave dug for >us. turdchel will be gone soon. is this really the best he can come up with - big dan beckenburn seeing more ball than anyone else? paying this kraut a fortune and he seems to have no idea what he's doing.

the only positive things about this game are nobody got injured and jordna henderson didn't start.

>>150628206
you wish

>>150628205
you could introduce tiers with pro/rel between them though to keep the shitters apart