Thread 150623576

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
205

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
216 (215 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 309 (+25)
NOR: 275 (+0)
VER: 205 (+18)
RUS: 184 (+12)
LEC: 151 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 584 (+25)
Ferrari: 260 (+0)
Mercedes: 248 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 214 (+20)
Williams Mercedes: 80 (+10)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 900.63 (+90.20)
NOR: 858.02 (+66.12)
TSU: 841.53 (+57.14)

>News
Qualifying: Max Verstappen (1:18.792), Lando Norris (+0.077), Oscar Piastri (+0.090)
LEC HAM RUS ANT BOR ALO TSU

>>150623576 (OP)
amd amx

i hate you all

YA LOVE TO SEE IT

sex with italian women

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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DONT FUCK THIS U P

death to sky sports and zak+norris

get fucked

unbelievable amx

#mclarencheats.

papaya rules tomorrow....

*wins*

edd

McLaren sucks

DU DU DU DU

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PS3 INTO AMX FIRST CORNER TOMORROW

How long until this record gets beaten?
I'd give it until the mid 2030s

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Why did Ferrari put Leclerc out ahead of Hamilton, leaving him without a tow in Q3?

Grande alonso grabde max y grande bort

Why did this bitch not tow Leclerc?

Bet that both Ferraris fall like rocks from pompeii tommorow

>missing pole position lap crossing the line

the fucking state of it

>shit on by RED BULL
Mclel drivers exposure 1-2

sexo on pole

>>150623609
don't worry, the feeling's mutual

sex with amx

IT'S OVER

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Of course it‘s rocketshipstappen in his jet again, wow, how exciting, such a totally non-fraud driver
Call me when he has worked his way up with inferior cars like King Lewis

monza qualifying is mickey mouse shit and they should enforce gaps between cars

0 skill and just hoping you get the perfect slipstream

>>150623648
>>150623653
There was another car in front giving Leclerc a tow

have an 8088 for this thread friends

>>150623653

Question?

Must be the WATERMELON

>5 poles
>2 wins
max is having a chuck season

I FUCKING KNEEL
this autistic fuck is really something

>>150623662
why?
i did nothing wrong

TV director cutting to Norris family clapping before Max finishes his lap. Who employs these people

>>150623656
No no, I am sure everyone wanted to see some random family in the McLaren box. Stellar job once more

>>150623653
He's afraid that Leclerc might be able to beat his record

>>150623679
No there wasn’t

>>150623694
br*tish

ABSOLUTLY BAZED

TU TU TU DU
MAX VERSTAPPEN

>I'm happy with P2
>in the fastest car
KWAB

>my championship contenders AND oscar
what?

he's so humble

>>150623706
tsunoda was out first retard

>>150623697
Lately some webms don't play for me. weird

>>150623694
fomoids are britoids

>>150623680
For me, it's ARM

It so embarrassing that those subhuman Anglo twinks regularly manage to lose against a car that is a second slower.
And it's always driver mistake

>>150623721
timmy aint got no mindset

>>150623721
He is such a fucking retard.

>4th worlders with EU IP vpn already shitting in the thread because Max took pole with 19th fastest car
ohnonono, keks and kekerinos, what a beautiful afternoon on muh /f1/
too bad Leclerc has a fucking Iveco truck of a car

Tomorrow:
>Lando bottles start, P4 at T2
>78 laps of Piastri vs Max
>0 DNF
>VERPIALECNOR
See you all in Baku

>>150623722
You don't, but you also need to be consistently good and fast and your rivals need to kill each other

AMX

>>150623697
visible unstable

Nico is there so you know some bullshit is happening tomorrow

>>150623684
really?

>>150623732
i learned on an avr, and then had to teach the same stuff but now using an arm
fun!

>>150623726
>>150623752
Stop using a shit browser, works on my machine

Remember when Gimi beating Montoya's record was a big event?

Just listening to the quali interviews and you can hear the difference in demeanor between ps3, norizz, and verstappen. Lando honestly needs to keep his mouth shut, it’s embarrassing af

>>150623774
mostly because they expected choco senna to do it

god i fucking hate zak and norris

>>150623748
>with EU IP vpn
When they are butthurt belter flags, they are legit and not VPNs.
Their inferiority complex is only matched by SEAs.

Podium prediction for tomorrow?

is it wishful thinking that since the cheatlaren has no top speed it will be hard for them to overtake?

>>150623760
I wish she did porn, but maybe it would kill the magic

>>150623748
>too bad Leclerc has a fucking Iveco truck of a car
at least el hamil is being buckbroken by ferrari

>>150623797
They will have no tyre deg so they can just use DRS then escape in sector 2.

>>150623721
He's fighting for second with everyone else. He's not in Oscar's league.

>>150623796
oh you know...
my wish though is for george to crash

>PS3 getting the second driver treatment
>has to tow Norizz to get him the pole
>Goblando still bottles it

>>150623796
NOR VER PIA
ps3 will run 2nd most of the race but get an extra stop

>>150623801
it will indeed kill the magic (see Belle Delphine)

>>150623576 (OP)
What are yall niggas using to stream the race now that Methstreams is fucking dead.

>>150623609
But I like you :(

>>150623306
estifriend you jinxed it

>>150623678
Amx got basically no tow on his pole lap THOUGH

>>150623665
Chat, is this real?

>>150623847
unlimited sex

I call that simply lovely

>>150623609
Is it my fault?

>>150623847
>>150623865

>>150623806
.

>Max closes the door in the first variante
>No rizz has a bad corner exit
>PS3 keks him
this will be your first lap tomorrow

>>150623838
>fastest girl in the world
is she calling the 6 girls in front of her in the FA championship trannies?

Did McLaren really ask PS3 to give Norris a tow? Embarrassing.

>>150623846
I meant for tomorrow

reminder that porris couldn't get pole with the cheatlaren + tow

>>150623718
WEAK MIND
EJ was right, once more

>>150623904
Norris will get plenty of poles later. In bed having sex with men.

>norris and zak brown hugging it out last race
https://youtu.be/wBbzpg6ALPQ?si=oA_Nva9hhKQDEHHT&t=402

>>150623680
for me it's the 386
>ynr the turbo button

>>150623881
Hag

>>150623881
pure sex
>>150623896
yes

>>150623847
she must have lebanese or syrian ancestors right

>>150623896
It's aspirational :)

>>150623865
They are so looks matched it's unreal

>>150623921
good timing bro >>150623923

>>150623822
Genuinely the funniest thing all year. He was convinced Lando had it sealed and couldn't find anything to say when Max snatched it. Holy fucking kwab.

>>150623763
that one Vettel win was an undercut, felt so weird and out of place

>>150623938
wait until you see her and MAX mum lol

>>150623881
>>150623928
Her pussy is destroyed, max will dump her in no time

>>150623921
Hot

>>150623837
I raise your bet.
Ps3 will run first the whole race but get an extra stop and it shall be the scandal of the race.

>I keep falling asleep while watching F1 even during a close qualifying
My brain has associated F1 with sleep unironically

>>150623963
you wish fag

Why do people still watch Sky broadcasts?

>>150623822
Fat fuck got BTFO

How does he do it?

>>150623979
because there is nothing else on those shit streams

>>150623989
Incredible amounts of racism

>>150623979
It's hatewatching.

>Fraudmilton
>Nowins
>Peeassthree

>>150623989
fueled by absolute racism

>>150623979
There are no reliable pirate streams of F1 i even have an iptv thing and it's only sky, I wish I had a fucking choice. I hate crofty and Ted so much it's unreal

>264.682km/h/164.465 mph
>fastest lap in history, beating Hamilton's 2020 lap
>unlikely to be beaten for quite some time, if ever

Why doesn’t Piastri have the look of an Italian.

tomorrow prediction
>Norris, having to make up points in the championship comes aggressive to t1
>Amx intimidates and cucks him to t1
>p5 after t2
>loses to Amx and Piastri in the race

haha imagine the wdc party at mclaren when oscar finally wins it haha

AMX

>>150623972
I raise you it won't be a scandal. Rosberg will mention and be ignored while other commentators focus on Lando's great race.

>>150623989
Autism and cvnni

>>150624034
What's the "look of an Italian"? Does NARG look Italian?

>>150624004
Correct

>>150624053
You know what i mean, a scandal for those /intheknow/

>>150623898
hot

maybe bortoleto podium?

>>150623989
racing autism

>>150624034
Bong blood from his mother's side

>>150624125
you're free to dream
unless several engines expire, unlikely though

>>150623822
Need webm with sound.
t. F1TV commentary enjoyer

>>150624125
>P7
The entire field in front of him would need to lose their engines or at least 2 teams massively fucking up their strategy

>>150624061
narg looks like an insect that could be from anywhere. if you didn't know the grid's ethnicities I guess one could think alonso or chuck is italian.

P9 for Yuki is very good and everyone that disagrees is arguing in bad faith.

>>150624180
kimi looks italian calm down

>>150624165
Lucky bastard

>>150624168
Or he could just overtake, you know the original point of racing

>>150623722
On current trajectory, he's not going to have either.

>>150624205
Worth paying for. Sign up using the app using a VPN and pay with Apple/Google Pay with a credit card if it's not officially available in your country. FUCK Sky and Croft.

>>150624061
>Does NARG look Italian?
absolutely, he has a bit of Rossi in his looks

did weebs learn their place yet or do they need more beatings?

>>150623722
>"you don't have to have a killer instinct to be world champion" say the driver with no championship win

How many laps do you guys think Max will hold on to his position tomorrow? I reckon
5 laps at max.

>>150624253
Nah, he wishes. Kimi looks absolutely soulless

>>150624289
he's safe since norris is the one in P2 not piastri. all should be fine until pit stops

>>150624273
TSU were doing better than HAD at RB

>>150624273
iie weeb-chans, it is so owari da for us
yamerooooooooo

>>150624289
Dead bull race pace looks ok from FP unless the changes sacrificed that to improve their pace over one lap but seems unlikely. Cheatlaren are better on deg so it will probably be inevitable, but it's much more of a fighting chance compared to Zandvoort which was a bit of a raping.

>>150624289
Monza is pretty difficult to overtake on, especially since Norris is a bitch who won't send it on turn 1.

>>150624289
nobody will pass MAX

i'm watching anime while at the same time supporting amx so

>>150624289
He'll be P1 until the pitstops

>>150624289
>>150624349
Odds Norris will get impatient and attempt another dumb overtake that damages his front wing again?

>>150624378
based

>>150623653
He’s buck broken

>>150624393
that's what i'm thinking, he will want to "prove himself"

What the fuck do you mean that you must assist your championship rival? This shit pisses me off and I hope both McLaren's DNF 3 race weekends in a row. Fuck this peak goyslop.

>>150624393
More likely at this point than it's ever been. Unless he starts making bold moves now he never will.

So instead of Verstappen making a Lap 1 move on a Mclaren then holding second for about 10 laps on the way to an inevitable Mclaren 1-2 he'll hold the lead until DRS is turned on then get obliterated leading to a Mclaren 1-2, got it

>>150623847
>>150623865
>>150623881
>AMX won this hard on the Mommy lottery

>>150624545
>pooki is so bitch-made he needs the car to be more stable

>>150624545
Yuki is too much of a shitter to handle that little wing.

>>150624545
we'll never get another max

>>150624562
Max can cheat, because he's been in that team for over a decade and everyone works for him.

Guys, Lewis raises an important question

>>150623960
they look nothing alike outside of the awful painted eyebrows

>only 190 posts so far in the post-qualy thread
Yeah /f1/ is dying

>>150624587
tHe CaR iS DesIGNed fOr mAx

>>150624545
So if Yuki drove without a rear wing he would've been on Pole?

>>150624665
Emma needs to become an F1 WAG

>>150624587
You are delusional. More wing makes the car more stable, and that shit looks jury rigged to fuck not something they brought ready and wouldn't have a spare of, just like what they did in Vegas last year. If Tsunoda could handle it he would have had it, but since he had some sort of battery issue anyway it's not like it would have mattered.

>>150624669
He would have been in the wall

Look at this sneaky little edit they made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSK1zf4LMZQ

>>150624588
uhh lewis bros?

>>150624700
whose

>>150624545
post the baku 2021 perez/verstappen wing dif

>>150623660
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150623751
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150624765
Alonso's new cumrag

>>150624846
doesnt he only date women his own age, same as sainz

>>150624869
his current chick is 38 yo which is like 20 years younger than him

Seething unemployed bitch

>>150625026
>look at this random nobody that annoys me!
thanks for the great post, nigel.

>>150625026
>mad at the best racist for doing his thing

>>150625026
I'm curious whether these people know they're on the wrong side of history or not. If the best driver on the grid makes you seethe this much it must mean you have some kind of mental deficiency.

shitty shitonelli

>>150625026
ooh i remember her

quab

>>150625048
Newfag

>>150624769
Verstappen never beat Perez at Baku

>>150625147
he will soon

>noooooooooooo you have to know all the e-celebs
ok nigel

>>150625026
>22 likes

>>150624765
Her favourite driver has retired.

>>150623722
Well he has and will continue to have neither, so his opinion on the matter doesn't really have any weight.

>>150625202
>indirectly shitting on hamilwog

>>150623844
The subscription to f1tv I pay for.

>>150625026
>asking for fia assistance

>>150625202
>I'd be faster in the Merc
He's going there in 2027

>>150625202
kek how can you hate this man, so much soul, so little interest in PR nonsense

>>150625324
The world is full of soulless bugpeople

>>150623576 (OP)
even when piastri doesnt deliver he gets cucked my max

>>150625284
How much of a loser do you have to be to post everything you see on TV?

>>150624273
>start the season at redbull
>fuck up and get shuffled to rb after two races
>scoring improves

>>150623576 (OP)
Bortolouco >>>>>>

>>150625433
he is a very influential person

>max manages to set a lap record at one of the oldest tracks on the calender in the fucking boat he's driving now
It's so unover!!!

>>150624314
Is that Jacques Villeneuve?

>>150624206
This is F1, bro. The best car wins

>>150625518
>300 likes
amazing, it's like every single f1 fan follows him

>>150623956
ferrari wanted vettel to win

>>150623896
They're all women.

ive decided i dont hate you all

>>150625202
gigachad

>>150625878
Well I hate you, mon

>still no webm of crofty melting down over AMX pole
it has never been more over

>>150625878
good. now prove your re-found non-hatred of me by plunging your tongue into my anus

>>150625944
understood

Max will be P3 by lap 3

>>150624588
Aged as gracefully as his career

>>150626039
ps3 and porris will crash into eachother and die (hopefully)

>>150626039
shute the fuck up

Wile E. Coyote and Dick Dastardly to join Lando Norris' strategy team in an attempt to keep the title race fair.

>>150626039
je moet zelf je bek houden

Lando Penislover

>>150626196
okay but osc gets access to acme corporation's inventory

>>150626091
guy is currently winning though?

>according to de telegraaf, wache thought max would be better off with a slightly bigger rear wing. he thought the rear wing max went for would’ve costed him time in quali.
Wache is a complete fucking hack

>>150625324
>>150625374
this
>>150625202
i so fucking want him in a Ferrari, based mother fucker

>>150626377
>tfw the driver knows more about his car than an engineer

>>150626377
>this guy has to design the '26 car by himself

>>150626377
it's so over for Verstappen Team

>>150625202
Ham sisters our response?

>>150626340
he will be replaced by goblin (bussin')

>>150626531
he is a cum addicted twink

>>150626377
>the absolute state

look at him

>>150626605
slavery is illegal thoughbeit

>>150626439
>Max, for the last time: No engine performance tests in your gaming room!

>>150626625
you gonna tongue my anus or what

>>150626703
no thank you

>>150626722
what happened to >>150625878
prove your non-hatred of me by tonguing my anus

>>150626822
ok i hate you specifically

low drag fag

>>150623860
proof?

>>150626840
i'll make extra jerk chicken and think of you as i poo it out afterwards, my anus stinging and burning

>>150626879
zesty
moist

edd straw, the race
why I'm using mental gymnastics to justify making more chicken

>>150623847
how does one get a rich mommygf with age gap

>>150626994
1. chicken is good for you, it contains lots of protein.
2. 'chicken' is how fernando alonso pronounces chicane. alonso is a 2 time wdc.
3. I have room for it. if you no longer go for a gap in your stomach that exists, you're no longer a fatty

>>150623576 (OP)
nice of max to keep going even though he cannot possibly win

>>150627030
if she wasn't your babysitter when you were a primary schooler, it's over for you

how did they convience ps3 to give a tow to the goblin

>>150627132
same way they convinced rosberg to let hamilton past him in monaco 2016

>>150627132
agreement that the championship lead will grow after this weekend

>>150625202
king

>>150627132
>listen up you little shit, if you don't do this for us, you'll be back at alpine before you can say 'I'm sorry SIR lando norris'

>>150627327
he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom

>>150627367
yet he's still not as gay as the middle aged anonymous men who lust after him

>>150627367
he can take as many pictures with women as he wants
i know what he is

>>150627132
>hello this is tom with race support
>saar please deposit the tow to confirm your account
>we will transfer 3 tows back to you in return

girly teeth

>>150626377
Well Max I sure hope whatever team you go to in 2027 has a better engineer than this

>>150627132
it's his teammate

>>150627132
In Q2? Well Norris gave Piastri the tow the previous run, on one of the two cool laps Norris was doing.
Maybe Norris and Piastri don't hate each other the way /f1/ seems to RP them as doing.

>>150626408
>in a Ferrari
Don't curse him like that

Still surprised Alonso managed to get that parachute of a car into Q3.
I expect him to be a sitting duck in the race but it was a very nice effort.

>>150625202
Too fucking based

>>150625026
>exciting season
>WCC is already set in stone
>WDC is a foregone conclusion after the Dutch GP

2025 = 1993

>>150627519
there's nothing wrong with hateshipping ps3 and the goblin

>>150627723
No Ligier :(

>>150625026
what was her problem

>>150627833
>her
anon... I...

>>150627921
just took a huge colapinto after watching quali

what went wrong with williams? i was eating with my family and couldnt watch it properly, i think they set their laps in q2 very early and without tow
they wqere looking fast, but albon already in q1 was struggling

max might be the modern day senna but actually good

alonso, borto and max the best of the session, as always

>>150628070
bad temperature
willy didnt work

>>150628070
Williams has a car that has a very small setup window.
They nailed it FP1 and everyone else caught up in the next few sessions.

i hated most of f1's dominant eras
i hated schumacher, i hated vettel, i hated hamilton, but max just hit different i wonder why

>>150628117
many such cases

>>150628152
he only had 2 dominant seasons, thats not an era

>>150623722
not choking and some luck will help.

best driver, second best driver and best rookie and future best driver

>>150628176
well so did vettel, 2 dominant seasons and 2 competitive seasons, but people will always call a 4 year streak an era

>>150628152
Schumi could be kinda based, the rest are car merchants though so it's understandable

>>150628292
yeah, you are right i didnt thought about it that way
i guess that i was trying to rationalize it because i like one driver and dislike the others

>>150628284
Tsunoda, Verstappen, Alonso, Borteleto?

>>150628296
yeah well im probably biased against schumi because i was a kid and he was against miga, but he was kinda based in retrospective

>>150628392
max lonso bort
tusnoda is barely in the pic

>>150627723
Max dood, wat nou?

>>150628401
Same, we can only appreciate what we had back then in miga vs schumi etc. compared to the slop we have these days

wow, lonso had 13km/h less top speed than borto, in monza, and still made it to q3
i hate how some people belittle alonsos quali performance

>>150628435
Bit harsh friend, thats just his height.

>>150628521
im not even sure if this picture is edited or not

>>150626377
He's getting demoted soon lol

>Shitnoda gets the boot
>Honda buys him Indycar seat
>somehow wins Indy 500 at debut

>>150628614
real

>>150628645
There's a fair chance Yuki goes to Alpine, because all their rookies are shit and there's nobody else on the driver market that's a serious option.

>>150628690
>Yuki/Gasly 2.0
lel

>>150628663
he's such a small boy, i wanna put him in a maid costume and cuddle with him

I laugh because, despite AMX being visibly conservative on the political spectrum, he's not even close to racist and hates minorities like /f1/ says. In fact, he's quite woke.

>>150628690
That will depend on whether Alonso stays in Aston beyond 2026, Honda will probably push for his signing since he's japanese

>>150628618
Hopefully "demoted" means lined up infront of a firing squad

>>150629104
theyre just memes. im apolitical and still love amx

btw, great work by ocons race engineer
and again cola is ahead of gasly in quali, how is their h2h?

>>150628772
mom can we have red bull?
no, we have red bull at home honey
red bull at home:

Colapinto already in his punished snake era

Had a bit of a scare earlier when I couldn't watch F1 clips on Youtube because it detected a VPN even tho I don't use one.

>nvm, found the fix :-)

I wish alpine didn't choose the soulless company team route

Max is the only thing keeping this sport watchable

>>150628152
Max was just good.
He wasn't cheating, or bullying everyone else out of the way. He just shit on everyone if he was in an even vaguely good car.
It took merc making a "not a cheat, but you're not allowed to do it next year and it's now banned" system to win 2020, and all it took to lose 2021 was balls of steel and a want to have to have an exciting race (that he then got fired for, and replaced with a guy that wants to attract Netflix wine aunts).

h2h quali carlos 8-8 albon
i know that you post shit about sainz to just annoy me, yes he is having a bad season, yes he is being worst than albon, but he is not having as bad of a season as you claim

>>150629919
cope

>>150623733
>Norris
Belgian
>Piastri
Sino-italian

alonso 16-0 stroll, max 16-0 tusnoda lolson, and stroll is having a much better season that tusnoda and lolson

>>150629919
31 years old
12 seasons in F1
5 teams
6 poles
24 podiums
4 wins

carlos is an irvine/rschumacher tier journeyman

>>150630007
only pine of cola has less points (0) than tsunoda (12)

lolson, i like it, i say tusnoda in a despective way, but not lolson, i like the name
good that lolson is p20, that way he wont be able to kill any other drive
>>150630062
fewer*
jejeje

>>150629104
>he's not even close to racist and hates minorities like /f1/ says
You're not meant to show your power levels at work anon

>>150625026
lmao
a fucking happy abu dhabi 2021 to all trannies like "her"

>>150630040
irvine would have been wdc if ferrari had given him preferential treatment all season long
and irvine was much better than the other guy, ask toyota

irvine is my nigga

>>150630160
would Sainz have been a 4 time WDC if they had given him preferential treatment over Max at TR?

>>150625026
>bluecry handle as name
>not posting on bluecry

how is the quali h2h in kick going?

>>150630188
Chuckstappen szn

>>150630108
You know who did kneel? Derek Chauvin

>>150629919
People don't want to admit that Albon is good.

There's a lot of asian hate going around here.

>>150630360
always funny that kneeling became the default anti racist posture after that

>>150630384
i think albon is shite, he is having a good season and lucky season and is only doing sightly better than sainz that is having a shit season and a unlucky season
hmmmmm, and oscar is chink and he is my nigga, so you cant blame my opinion(a fact not an opinion) on racism

>>150630495
>i think albon is shite
youve heard of mexican coke heres mexican cope

mclel a shit

>>150630680
Best team rn

>>150630728
wait until the fia ban them for cheating

gabriel bortobro

>>150630768
>he thinks FIA will ban (((Zak Brown)))'s team

>>150630768
they've checked everything several times already and haven't found any violations (unlike with M*rcedes in the past) and any changes in the regulations still didn't stop them

>>150630495
Kek I just saw a hot take video with Günther Steiner and one guy said he could win a WDC in the right car and Steiner even agreed.
I think both would struggle to make the top 10 if they all had equal cars tbqh.

>>150630849
nah, carlos is a top 10 driver
and what does he meant with "the right car"? in this mclarten he would win it, but i think that all drivers would with it

who are these people?

>>150631014
my coomer-fried brain tells me the left-bottom lady looks familiar

why is he doing that??? i hate when the sponge thing touch my lips
>>150631073
thats so funny

>>150630834
McLaren could have an afterburner coming out of the back of the car and the fia would claim it's fine because it would deny verstappen a fifth championship in a row and leave Hamilton in second while verstappen is then tied for first with schumacher for championships in a row.

>>150631123
arousing max with soft breathing into his ear

>>150631073
if so, then should be piastri, not norris, because normies are not happy that Zak is not easy with pisstri

>>150630961
>top 10 driver
He was losing to green Norris
He fared well in Ferrari only cause he could tell the team to 'stop inventing' and force to get priority treatment while Chuck was obeying the all the stupid orders

jajajaj, so funny, nigga left him hanging

>it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EmxmexH__s

>>150631237
his arm is fucky wucky

>>150630040
same could be said about Gasly, Ocon, Bottas, Pérez, Albon and other drivers who, for some reason, they stay in F1 much longer than what they deserve, I guess the fact that testing cars is forbidden just closes a lot of doors to young drivers

>page 3
>on quali day
dead "general"
also, f1 youtube channel with a mclel thumbnail for quali highlights, ohnonono my keks

>>150623910
>Shat on by Prost and Jordan
Has Jacques Villeneuve ever said anything about Norris?

>>150631123
when i flew a plane i had to use the headset that was getting rawdogged because it was a trainer and the tower couldnt hear me so the guy shoved the mic into my mouth and years later i still dont feel clean

>>150631123
Because it's loud af where he's at?

Gimi

>>150632363
it's saturday night mate, we're all out getting gaped

Yuki is so fucking done. He will retire from motorsports and join the Daniel club as car salesman

>>150633041
>t.gimi

>>150633041
I'm out getting pegged

Here comes Juju 2 (without the terrible managment)
https://www.instagram.com/redbulljuniorteam/reel/DNsN5pbNwxT/
>Age: 15
>Hero: Senna
lmfao

>>150633041
So how's a saturday night at the Piastri's, Georges?

>>150633367
What are those comments?

>>150623576 (OP)
my interest has waned ever since the mclel took off with the championships so I haven't watched anything live for a while
but how does he fucking do it
every time

>>150633080
Yuki can always rebound in Super Formula. A seat in #1 or #2 Honda team will free itself by telepathy
Or act one year as a reserve, then go to Formula mEme since their specs will finally start being "decent" by that point

I believe in Yuki

>>150633659
AMX?
Because he’s the best in the world and has been for about 5 years.
Understands these cars and these tyres better than anyone else on the grid.

We all believe in Yuki.

>>150633639
I have no idea. It's not even horny simps (apart from this guy) since they're the same on other RB junior team posts

>>150631767
>Gasly, Ocon, Bottas, Pérez, Albon and other drivers
how does this help your case for Sainz? They're all forgettable mid-tier drivers at best

Young Museo.

>>150626076
>>150626109
>>150626202
I don't want it to happen. But the Mclels are rocket (rakket) ships (schepen) #dutchlessonoftoday #blessed. They'll say Max had the fastest car because he had pole.

>>150634613
>rakket
raket spel je met 1 k kankermongool

>>150634742
kk homo

>>150634818
ga terug naar je eigen land bruinling

>>150634818
ai kino

>>150634848
lol

>>150625026
it brings me joy that amx permanently and irreparably broke a bunch of bongs to the point that even uttering his name is a traumatic experience for them

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tmjmDb-rfJc
Never knew that. Red Bull had sovl

>>150635566
they had soul now you cant sexually harass the women there

>>150628152
you hate niggers and were glad to see someone else win titles for a change

>>150625026
Twitter F1 fans are the worst of the worst. Ignore them, or troll/abuse them.

>>150634532
>>150634646
>shotalonso

>>150635958
ermmmm, thats bsky, we don use x because of the FACIST who owns it

>>150631073
>N F1 HISTORY
You mean on a circuit that was modified in 2023 so retards stopped crashing on T1?
A whole history of 2 years?

>>150636002
yeah, instead use a terrorist left wing site, whose userbase is 99.99% trannies, faggots and aids stricken autists
kek

red car predictions?

>>150636171
win

>>150636186
chuck?

>>150636261
hopefully yes, him

>>150636171
hidden tabacco ads, stragetti regretti, a mechanic's vitello tonato blocking the brake pedal

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https://youtu.be/uSxMTvV0z_I

>ask an ai chatbot is now a menu option
i just dont like how things are to be quite honest

>>150633367
>(without the terrible managment)
I dont think it was terrible, they were just shilling her as much as possible because th ey knew she wasnt nowhere as good as they were saying, so it's better for them to cash out this early in her career rather than get nothing at the end

>the us open is sponsored by cadillac
what does it all mean

>>150633367
Nothing faker than having a favourite driver who never raced during your lifetime

>>150636460
checo balls

>>150636296
Oh look its Horner's finger!

>>150635566
was expecting the sticker to say "pozzed" but no it's just some faggot shit

So guys how can I get my bf to like and watch F1 with me? Im thinking of starting to give ass while the race is on

>>150635566
>Horneyman fails
>Max succeeds
like pottery

>>150636893
you may fascinate the man with a piece of cheese

>>150636952
James May is on my mind all the time as well fren

the end of george

>>150636980
i love may
rich as fuck, permanent gf because he doesnt give a shit, has a ferrari and drives economy cars just because, owns a pub and makes gin
may we all find that peace in life

>>150636893
Since you're gay just show him Lando.

>>150637073
Already done that and he doesn't care about twinks

Does Max have any chance to hold off the McLarens or will they just pass him on race pace after 10 laps or so.

>>150637061
I've had his gin. It's good gin.

>>150637275
its too good for these shores so ill take your word

>>150636893
Distracting. Requires cooperation.
Give him head instead

>>150637310
WTF James doesn't know Jamaica exists?

>>150637401
smaller than las vegas
its actually something i wish you guys could experience
i think you guys take availability for granted

>>150636296
>>150636607

>>150636980
his taste in cars was and still is the worst out of the 3 top ger lads

>>150637575
was that mazepin in the chat?

>>150637388
Done that already during race. Maybe I should try again today tomorrow

>>150637604
Panda is bussin. Also, James isn't interested in F1, how basado can you get?

>>150636400
They were pretty good at spending next to 0 cash before reaching a major series, yeah
But from a sporting sense everything outside of leaving US F4 (the team were cheaters) was weird or a mistake
Kind of a waste to not even let train her properly enough to live off of GT races imo

gimi

>went to sleep expecting slurper
>AMX takes pole
Motherfucker.

>>150637990
that's why I never sleep

>>150637604
>supercars
>sportbikes
>shitbox
no its the best actually

>>150637990
go to sleep before the race too please

>>150638500
Should I shave my balls?

>>150637990
He always sandbags during practice so the mclaren gay boys can't copy his lap
Will be interesting to see if he can maintain his lead like he did during the spa sprint

>>150638527
>He always sandbags during practice so the mclaren gay boys can't copy his lap
intredasting, any truth to this?

Lando's got that DAWG in him

>>150625026
>the faggot who needs to air his twitter argument on 4chan going "all those NPCs talking about NPC things are so dumb am i right?"

>>150638527
The McLaren gay boys are not capable of doing what he does with the car, with or without his lines.

>>150639299
Fun fact: Lando Norris is one of the aerobicists in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozoTzkCeO-A

>>150639405
that cunt was born in like twenty oh nine dont play with me dutchie

>>150638857
Chihuahuas are so based. I used to hate them. I used to.

>>150639796
t. chi
idek how you spell it dawg thems be rats

>>150639405
Kino.
The obese Finn could use this

>>150639837
You won’t get it until you own one.

I should say that I’m talking about the chihuahuas that actually look like dogs and not the miniature rats that celebrities get as a fashion accessory

>>150639405
me at 5:05

>>150638857
That's my boy Este

>>150639935
I'm the same weight as the obesse Finn (0.45 units of Edd)

>>150639977
ffs you own a rat?

>>150638857
giwtwm

>>150640065
not him but rats make great pets

>>150640186
real rats: cute retards
dog rat: angry at life itself and makes it your problem

i got hearted by a youtuber
i will die happy and you will be jealous

>>150640288
is it Rosgod?

>>150640308
idk what the fuck your talking about

why get excited? ps3 will just overtake him in turn 1 then the gap will be massive

>>150640327
don't worry I understand

>>150639405
lol

see im happy there sunday to go but then theres sunday to go and just put me on the fucking cheese grater let me suffer without waiting
this japanese death row ass weekend isnt it

>>150639405
Lando doesn't even have to coordination to be this gay.

bob marley keeps getting nuked

>>150640574
gay? what? huh? nay? Lando? aerobicists? me? no what are you talking about, you're just making stuff up

wanna get a coffee?

>>150640587
why u so loud, nibba?

>>150640736
I want to build a house (one more comfy than Kimi's house, jannies go away)

>>150636920
that pot's got peyronie's disease

>>150640700
I never said Lando wasn't gay. I said he clearly lacks coordination as his performance shows. Max would smoke him in acrobatics.

>>150640842
the wiki dickpic doesn't look THAT curved (unlike the Hamilton straight)

>>150640873
WOAHHHHH HEYYYY, who said anything about gays?

new edd just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC_Sd5Sx8AY

>>150641101
I felt that

turgey sando
plastic bag raised smoked turk
questionable green
counter ripened tomat
2 cheese
moustard
honey of the mild variety

slapped

>>150641342
I saw that

An Ollie!! post got deleted.
Bit sick really

>>150634848
based

it wiggle less in ice than waking
i have eyes
i know.

>>150641718
I agree but it's just my shitty kkeyboard, I kknow how to spell rakket

pozfags are waiting for the next thread

>>150642001
I'm not (you decide what that means)

>>150641602
Please keep file sizes to a minimum to spare chinkmoot bandwith shekels. F1 has a budget cap, we wouldn't want that on 4chan. It could affect jannie wages.

>>150642164
I don't even know what file sizes are before I save them x
Ollie!!

>>150642195
Do better!

>>150642219
!!

>>150642241
Are you pulling my... leg?

>>150642257
>Caring about jpgs
>post fibre era
do Dutchers' really?
Ollie!!

Can we just relent? Call it a meme or whatever. It would feel liberating, I promise. This is a prison of our own making.

As a new fan, which team should I support?
Could someone maybe describe each team in a word or phrase?

>McLaren
>Ferrari
>Mercedes
>Red Bull
>Williams
>Aston Martin
>Racing Bulls
>Sauber
>Haas
>Alpine

Thanks a lot if any anon does it...

>>150642639
You forgot Cadillac

>>150642639
Mclaren. It's Gay friendly. You'll like "Papaya Rules."

>all those people working in the F1 industry over the years who said that lando is 100% champion material
>and lando is now getting his shit pushed in by a teammate with a third of the experience
wellp, there goes the argument from authority when talking about driver capability

>>150642639
Mercedes

>>150642639
>McLaren
gayboys
>Ferrari
sadboys
>Mercedes
poshboys
>Red Bull
tastes terrible but AMX is good driver
>Williams
dead without frank
>Aston Martin
(((stroll)))
>Racing Bulls
discount redbull
>Sauber
forgettable atm
>Haas
american
>Alpine
french
>Cadillac
newest team
>>150642771
death to zac brown

>>150642846
But Racing Bulls has better cars.

>>150642803
Well, if Oscar wasn't in the cheatmobile with Lando, Lando would be in first right now!
Assuming that his teammate was some other back fielder that somehow couldn't handle the same car better than Lando.

>>150643100
I like it when people post pictures I've recently posted.

>>150642771
PAPAYA MENTIONED

>>150643100
sad that the cheatlaren has such shit drivers. bottas or perez would have won every race so far this year if they had a seat at mclel

>>150643411
The car has aimbot. Anyone in that car should be in first/second every race.
Lando and Oscar are backfield drivers in the craziest car on the field and on part with the 2023 red bull in terms of potential domination. Just sans verstappen being so ahead of everyone that he can come in for fresh tires on the last couple of laps so he can take the fastest lap point he really doesn't need anyway.

biz idea: replace the F1 stewards with an /sp/ strawpoll

dismayed at the low res youre treating my boy top]

MAY BE IM FUCKINGH GAY BUT BEST BELIEVE IM PUTTING A BABY IN THAT BOY

FAGGOT

>>150643531
>pozfags are still waiting for the next thread

>>150643802
pay tax

bob marley pushing his
luck...

Leclerc will get a podium today....

I DONT NEED AMX TO WIN
I JUST NEED MCLAREN TO BOTH LOSE

Max could technically still win the drivers championship. He needs four wins worth of points while piastri gets none, and there's
nine races left. If red bull can get it's shit together, he could pull it off.
They won't, and he won't. The McLarens will win both with hundreds of points between second in the constructors. But it is technically possible.

>>150644371
He hasn't sharted once even when Nando heemed him in the ass

So probably near impossible for him to shart 4 times over the last 9

imagine shidding yourself while driving an F1 car

>>150644785
g force forces your shit out of your ass
( i have no claims for this)

>>150644851
>i have no claims for this
You have good sound science and the intuition of a poet

>drank so much i need to buy
>fell and spilled a glass on myseldf

>>150645016
maybe its a wake up call you drunkard

>>150645025
in not picking up the phone
im done

bort to ferrari when?

>Was raping the field on meds
>doesn't give him meds

when I went on one of those spinny rides at the gypsy fair I got a nose bleed from the g force
I wonder if F1 drivers need to get their noses cauterized to stop that from happening to them

>>150645212
train your neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck

>>150645212
They used to have to cauterize their noses, but then they stopped going to India.

>>150645212
try living right side up

https://youtu.be/3vHi6vszP4
my honest reaction

>>150645271
hes a kiwi you fucking idiot
he lives in the shire

>>150645280
flag looks the same to me m7

https://youtu.be/o8m1xGaTe-4
australia go to bed its nght

>f1 in america
>world cup in america
grim

>>150645706
I wish one of the american grand prix was an oval track
street circuits are so gay

>>150645851
F1 drivers are afraid of ovals for the most part. Also wouldn't a modern F1 car shit the bed really quick at an oval? I thought i remember hearing the engines couldn't handle being at max revs that long.