Thread 150623859

three lions are now playing sub-edition

business idea: bazball for the england mens football team

>On ELO rating arsenal are the 2nd best team in the world right now

They really think like this

>>150623919
the belgium of domestic football

Marcus Rashford is just the second ever player to feature for the England men's team while playing his club football for Barcelona

>onana gone
abu bros...

is playing in NIFL comfy?

>André Onana Nears Trabzonspor Loan from Manchester United

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150624351
What a fall from grace

lol, lmao

>>150625424
kane needs to jump in with 2 feet there, more aggression will help him reach the ball

>andershit
literally who is this random

>>150623919
>2nd best

>>150623884
Investing in this one

Get Big Ange in there yeah?

>>150626639
You don't watch football. It's fine to admit it.

gordon diving really badly against andorra

>>150626639
some irrelevant 14er, bloody team is full of them, hence why we're struggling

did the arsenal players play boring shit stokeball? wooooooooooooooow i am so shocked.......................................

>>150627258
plays like he's a fan whose won a prize

here's a big thought - leave the arsenal players at home

>>150627487
Holding midfield is the hardest position to judge.

lewis skelly sucks so bad why do they keep calling him up

well that match happened

>>150627654
Black and plays for a sky 6 club
You not worked this out yet anon?

>fill the squad with Arsenal and Forest players
>play boring negative thug football like Arsenal and Forest

>>150627654
oi u got a loicence for that racism govna?

>>150628189
Newcastle have more players in the squad than Forest do. Also you're Irish, why do you even care.

missed the game. how was it?

>fill the squad with Arsenal and Forest and Newcastle players
>play boring negative thug football like Arsenal, Forest and Newcastle

>>150628415
minimal standard met from England, plenty of chances, controlled everything, won decisively. weren't put under hardly any pressure and were against a shit low block for the entire game but the players looked dynamic and active and up for it.

>>150628415
scraped a win against amateurs

phil jones unironically saying it's "very difficult" to play against andorra

this is the resolution of a starter for england's wikipedia profile
literally just a bloke off the street

>>150628578
anderson was very good last season
probably 9 players on the pitch who had a worse match today

>Calling up trashford over jgrealz
lolz

>>150628578
up the gas

>>150624351
>Club to club verbal agreement in place and final decision now up to Onana
>decision now up to Onana
He's staying.

england fundamentally lack the mentality of a winning team
but when your top players are spurs and arsenal players it's to be expected

Will Tuchel realise Kane is the cancer of the England team before it's too late?

>>150628967
tuchel was stupid enough to play with wingers against a team that quite literally never left its own six yard box

>>150628674
grealish wouldve done something about that part timer low block 100%

>>150628866
The Man City owners should invest in a London City men's team like with the women. London might finally have a non-embarrassing team to get behind.

>>150629243
why are you so obsessed with our country its creeping me out

Not to get political but i saw some clip of northern irish fans making fun of some palestine protest. Is it because ireland is pro palestine? Do they just oppose ireland in every situation?

>>150629243
A quite incredible post even by the standards of your flag.

based mick rattling the arsewogs

>>150629318
yeah i dont really get it either but northern irish prots are pro israel and irish catholics are pro palestine
its a bit of a thing in england too with the tommy robinson types being pro israel
even the anti-trans left like graham linehan have picked a pro israel side
i hate politics

>>150629318
Pretty much. Not a brain cell between them.

>>150628578
Fucking hell, I'm seeing Ross Barkley everywhere

Conmebol games are getting a lot of views on YT, lads. I think Uefa have missed a trick here somehow

>>150629318
Protestants are White coded and root for Israel to behave like we wish we could. Catholics are brown coded and cry about other brownoids being oppressed or whatever.

>>150630183
>putting England v Andorra on YT

in case anyone needed another reason to hate yanks btw

>>150630273
ITV did

if the games are so bad, why are they being played? we should have interesting qualifiers like South America instead

LADS

Why are people who dont watch footie always insufferable to be around? Even the biggest chads can get along with the biggest incels if they both enjoy footie banter.

>>150630238
the thing about the leftwing critique of israel as being white supremacist is that its obviously not true
a white englishman or irishman couldnt go there and take advantage of the supremacy and lots of jews like the mizrahi are obviously brown
the critique of jews thats real are the ones considered "conspiracies"
religious jews fulfilling ancient prophecies as well as powerful families of jews like the rothschilds that formed the state through influence in the british and american empires

>>150630479
because being a normie is a good thing and people who don't like sports are usually not normies

honestly, we're being mogged by conmebol lads

brazil got 6m views for their game

argentina got almost 8m

why can't uefa compete?

>>150630664
dont even know what youre talking about
there are free games on youtube? why should anyone care?

>>150630739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbHZhd4FHo&pp=2Aa_Aw%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6sgXdSkCn4&pp=0gcJCcYJAYcqIYzv

these are the amount of views they're getting for their qualifiers. uefa can't compete

>>150624351
/MUG/ bros...

>>150630869
theres like half a billion south americans
its like caring about the popularity of bollywood or chinese media
with whomst

>>150630869
i watched and fully enjoyed brazil vs chile
the lack of commentary was a big plus imo

>>150630933
and how many europeans are there?

they're killing us in the highlight game. killing us

>>150630994
brazil is like england, france, germany and italy combined

>>150628754
He's 3rd choice in a world cup year. Not that I think it'll make a difference because 1.he's shit whether he gets playing time or not a 2.i doubt cameroon have another keeper

>>150631083
uefa has double the subs of comnebol

can't wait for the break to be over so i can see caicedo, rodrygo and guehi all playing for the reds

>>150631323
up the reds la. up slotto's lads la, neva 4get are jotlingz la

this is sad even for you 190 lad.

>>150630869
i woke up today with full intention of watching england x andorra but didn't bother because i knew it would be boring shit
i know it's wc qualifiers but you guys really should play against us more instead of these lame micronations

you don't see this any more

>>150631631
we hate it too brazilanon

>rashford tries to dribble past spanish league tier 5 defender
>loses it
>worst ratings on bbc ratings
he'll still start the serbia game.

>>150631631
every 4 years is fine if there was a world cup style tournament every 1 or 2 years it would mean much less

Reminder Andorra's entire gameplan now are to be fucking annoying and to limit their losses. They've not lost by 3 goals for a few years now. That seems to be their goal. Their aim. Which is daft but still, pretty sure Capello beat them 6-0 and Southgate beat them 5-0. Madueke at least looks like a good alternative to Saka. Anderson looks a good option instead of Bellendham. Kane useless as usual (missed a sitter too).

>>150631690
I don't understand why he's back, I thought we all agreed he was shite.
All he's done since being written off is play a few games for Villa, is that enough to make the England squad?
There's a dozen players who should be ahead of him.

>>150631789
tuchel was asked about trashford in the after match presser and basically said as long as he tried hard he was happy
hopefully its just diplomatic language and he drops him before matches matter

>>150631789
It's odd when Grealish has done well recently and it's not like you can go
>Well Rashford is doing well at Barca so Barca trumps Everton
When he is being hauled off at HT on his first start and has done cameos since. It is baffling. Gordon, Jones, Eze, Bowen, Madueke, Livramento can all play on LW and would prob be better. Hell, even MLS could probably go there if you wanted to put Hall at LB. Also weird how Andorra defend deep and the two goals are crosses which is, surprisingly, the way you beat deep defences (unless you got world class strikers and midfielders who don't mind running onto throughballs and risking them).

>>150631789
The FA pick the England squad.

>>150631631
sure but how do we play against you in european qualifiers?

>>150631952
It's Andorra though, it doesn't matter. Let Rashy have his final day in the sun.

>>150631971
Even that excuse doesn't wash because, OK, they pick the squad, you can still teach them to be quick and not crab pass. Also if the FA are picking Rashford then we're more fucked than I thought.

>>150631971
ive had this thought too
there is no way tuchel looked at andorra and thought he should start 2 wingers

>>150632018
>it doesn't matter
it's embarrassing to only win by 1-0 and 2-0 while teams like Greece batter Belarus 5-1 and Portugal batter Armenia 5-0 (Armenia are higher ranked than Andorra btw).

>>150632290
No it isn't because Andorra parked the bus.

>>150632713
So do lots of teams, they still get battered by proper teams. Remember when Bayern played part-timers from New Zealand who basically did nothing but defend? Still put 10 past them. Andorra parked that bus against Capello and England still won 6-0. In 2021, they parked the bus and Southgate led England won 5-0.

>>150631652
didn't he also take penalties and freekicks and have like 48 career goals?

Arsenal are the future of the English NT.

>>150633238
I don't get it.

>>150633627
>eternally 2nd place
already are unfortunately

is /sp/ archive down on 4plebs?

>>150633627
grim

interesting that we were told about klopp's kids and yet there are 0 liverpool fc players in the england nt

>>150633806
spend a lot of time thinking about kids do ya

Any of you guys remember this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSqmWOYxDws

Man, those were the days.

>>150633358
he also won the Europa League, battering Declan Shite's West Ham on the way

giddyup pardner

>>150633985
This one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPw9j8AXBM

Takes me right back to the days Man United were actually good, and I fuckin hated them.

wtf where’s the College Football?

>>150634126
It's a hyooge day brah

Massive 3pts for us today against the mighty Andorra eh

>2 shots conceded
>0 on target
>defenders getting rated 6/10 by BBC

>>150634106
Rio Ferdinand is the most overrated player in prem history.

>>150633627
We're fucked

>>150633733
Looks like it, shit's fucked breh

England only winning 1-0 shows just how much progress Andorra are making

>>150633733
>BREAKING: Microsoft says 'Multiple international subsea cables were cut in the Red Sea'
Wonder if it's related

>>150634445
2-0 el beano

>>150634545
If Israel's internet is down, /pol/ must be completely dead.

Madueke hasn't had a goal or assist in the PL since January, yet Tuchel started him.

If he didn't play for a London club beloved by journalists he wouldn't be near the starting XI

>>150634735
He looked pretty good though, put it on a plate for Eze

>>150634735
but you have to agree london fc players are very classy and do a lot of top notch social media work

>>150634789
when?

>>150634926
in the match

wembley crowds look like complete wankers

>>150634975
The crowd did look like absolute wankers… since it was in VILLA PARK
Far more northern monkeys than usual

>>150635170
daytripping wembley wankers

>>150635170
was going to call this out also but then i thought nah who cares its probably some indian

>>150635170
>just over 39,000 people went to watch that shit in person
Grim

>>150635170
he's talking about the Coldplay fans, they're all a bunch of wankers

>>150635224
Couldn’t resist mocking northerners desu

>>150635200
most of them were villa fans because they all cheered when morgan rogers came on. loudest the crowd got.

The 2 arsenal forwards have atrocious first touch, they look like turkish league players.

did he ever reveal his findings?

>>150636080
the research was completed but was left unpublished for undisclosed reasons

Just been reading a tasty little piece (from June) in Forbes questioning why the media defends Liverpool the way they do and even why they run this fairy tale of them being a shoestring club.
Good quick read. Writer of it deserves to be knighted. Let's hope he encourages others to also pursue this before he shoots himself twice in the back of the head.

>>150638602
can i get a link anon?

>>150638602
link? find it hard to believe a yank paper would be honest about lebron fc

>>150638733
>>150638747
Would have liked to see him delve deeper and do a full expose
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakgarnerpurkis/2025/06/30/media-shows-liverpool-fc-bias-with-150-million-florian-wirtz-coverage/

>>150638777
>its real
lmao hes getting sacked in the morning
also checked

>>150638777
holy shit

archive.is version in case it ever gets pulled: https://archive.is/AY1pL

>>150638847
based. scousers on the ropes

>>150638602
>from June
sort your life out Dave

>>150639019
>paddy already seething
L M A O
M
A
O

>>150638777
based but anyone who isn’t a Liverpool ‘fan’ and followed at least transfer window knows this. Only Manure in their prime had the same levels of dick riding.

>>150639086
kek very very accurate

>>150638777
he should be beheaded!

>Carsley bad not a big game
>Tuchel bad not English
ok let's just go get an Englishman with a big name, you fucking hypocritical morons

so if I had stumbled upon a photo of mick jagger with a lady on each arm, I would have sold it to the papers with the headline 'two birds with one stone' and my family would be set for life

would prefer international football was relegated to a window at the end of the season so i could ignore it completely and go on holiday.

kulusevski posted a picture of his knee operation on his instagram then deleted it a minute later kek
https://x.com/karloss19991/status/1964382709129654615
fooking disgusting

>>150639823
how does this relate to the english premier league?

>>150640007
He's drunk on maple syrup. Do *not* approach.

>>150640007
you wouldnt get it

>>150640048
real maple syrup is pretty legit i cant blame him for getting lost in the sauce

>>150639843
Oooh, that looks like a bit of a nasty nick

I have a strong feeling that amorim will rape pep next week, and get a point against chelsea. But regardless, united will proceed to lose 0-3 to sunderland right after

Best world cup track? Easy. Dario G - Carnaval de Paris.

>>150640570
>amorim will rape pep next week
it's pretty crazy that his record against pep so far is win-win-draw

ONANA LEAVES UNITED

>Manchester United keeper is leaving to join Turkish club Trabzonspor

>>150640735
GOODBYE GOAT
GOODBYE GOAT

>>150640735
Who will singlehandedly knock United out of Europe now...

>>150640913
Take your pick! It's a who's who of complete dogshit!

>>150640735
Really makes you wonder how Maguire survived so long, they showed no mercy to other frauds.

>>150641672
Maguire eventually became good, onana keeps having shitshows and shows no sign of improving

>>150641672

>rarely gets injured
>works hard
>never complains no matter how much shit he gets

He's a good lad. Also, he takes rocket penalties.

>>150642332
>Maguire eventually became good,
Not really, he's a substitute now.

Is THIS your hero?

>>150642616
4 legends

>>150642616
no wonder dave is a fan of united

HELLO HELLO HELLO

6 days until league footy is back

Please let man united get relegated
It would be so funny and kino
I dont want to live in a world where nothing ever happens

We will fix him Napolisisters

>>150624351
I'd never heard of the guy before he showed up at ManU, has he always been a fucking meme?

mental how london clubs just breed failure

>>150640735
Remember when they first signed him and those fuckwit "experts" on sky sports were highlighting his amazing distribution and talking about how brilliant he was kek

>>150645135
>His smile and optimism: Restored

>>150645369
>has he always been a fucking meme?
Imo, yeah, kinda. He used to play for that Ajax side that had a great CL run in that season Liverpool won it. They got fucked hard by Tottenham and that gave us that fucking god awful embarrassment of a CL final. After that CL season, he got banned for a year because of a doping case and the hype died out a little. After the ban, he went to Inter and got a couple of domestic cups but I think Inter won the league the season before and the season after he came and left. He did get to a CL final with Inter which ended in Man City winning the CL because of a Lukaku masterclass.
So tl;dr, yes. He's always been a bit of a meme.

>>150645438
What's really funny is that I'm like 99.99% sure that he's made the exact same type of silly mistakes he made at United at Ajax as well.

>>150645438
>everyone right now talking about lammens' great shot-stopping
I cant wait

turkish GOAT will stay as no 1 GK for United b t w

>>150638777
it's klopp's fault villa were refballed out of europe a year after klopp stopped managing liverpool lads

klopp is a salty german cunt
glad he got chased out of the country with his asterisk medal

>>150634179
Fucking dickhead

>AC Milan walk away from Joe Gomez deal as they have not received authorisation for Gomez to travel yet. Agreement was in place and CB was ready to join the club. Deal now off.
Liverpool couldn't sort out a replacement defender so blocked the agreed move. What a vile club. Liverpool's chairman Tom Werner clearly deserves waves of abuse and death threats over this.

Joe Gomez spotted in floods of tears as he's surrounded by his family. His dream move was blocked!

>>150623919
yes

>>150639086
every liverpool fan

>>150623884
>bazball for the england mens football team
This was the World Cup in 2018

rashford hasn't scored a goal since april
bizarre call-up

Man Utd must be a horrible working environment its amazing players, staff and managers still choose to go there to work.

>cry more :laughingemoji:
>keep crying: tearsemojix3:
How do you respond without sounding like you're mad or crying ?

>>150647703
list a bunch of names of logical fallacies

>>150635170
The crowd were very blatantly cockneys you could even see them leaving at half time like they always do

>>150647703
I remember that I am white and they are brown

>>150647768
t. coping keir
https://x.com/palacetom99/status/1964362968273211466

>>150647804
Imageboard not a linkboard pal

this was such a nice away kit

>>150647807
you should apply for a janitorial position

why doesnt the transfer window just close the day before the season starts
that way no one can refuse to play to get a transfer at most they could not train which would hurt them wherever they go

>>150647562
not defending him but

>>150647819
looks like a rejected juve kit that faded in the wash

How come the England NT doesnt draft like a Championship team when meeting shitters like Andora or San Marino?

Wouldnt it be a good opportunity to scout a bit in the lower leagues and take advantage that England has the best lower leagues in the world?

>>150648019
Because that would cause genuine outrage among the FA and media.

There did use to be an England B team that last played 18 years ago.

>>150647894
That kind of thing always annoyed me too. Remember when they closed the window way earlier than everyone else to solve this and everyone with a brain knew what would happen is JFs would unsettle PL players and there would be no way for PL clubs to buy replacements? Which is exactly what did happen so they changed it again.
Things like this are why, if I needed anymore convincing, that the system has to be corrupt because it's impossible for a billion pound company to be this incompetent and equally retarded.

>>150648019
england's 1st choice xi barely scraped past andorra

intersting

>>150648160
LMAO!

Okay real talk: Why tf are Citeh so shit right now? Is it because Pep's tactics are ineffective now? Are they completely fucked for good? Let's hear your thoughts.

>>150648160
But it's €80m and that's with addons.

>>150648292
The new players aren't as good as what Pep used to have

>>150648292
Poor transfer windows, too much winning, psychological softness, squad being all tiny delicate manlets when the rest of the league are buying up these rapid 6' beasts

>>150648292
I blame the losses of rodri and kdb

if you were wondering why there have been fewer liverpool posts this weekend

this is the kind of shite ABLs follow on twitter

>>150648744
>Liversimp damage controlling

>>150648935
You're fucking pathetic.

>>150648935
SAAR WHY DO THEY ALLOW THESE POSTS SAAR

Just googled Liverpool and the 1st result was a news article about pedos

>>150648935
could you have handled a joke any worse mate

>>150649149
Liversimp doesn't do jokes.

>>150649149
i'm not obliged to find unfunny posts funny nor to be nice to right wing freaks

>>150649202
You've had a complete meltdown you sad cunt.

>>150649202
can i recommend bluesky? you can post about your interests there in safety

>>150649215
in what way am i melting down
did i dare to disagree with you

>>150649235
>in what way am i melting down
I've never seen anyone post something like >>150648935 before. A normal person would ignore it and move on. But you're obviously not a normal person.

liverpool are factually popular in india
liversissy is the one that finds this fact offensive, inherently vile and racist when others are just stating facts

>>150649298
big fan of falling in for authority figures even when they're wrong aren't you

>>150649346
>taking 4chan so super seriously that you can't even cope with a post getting deleted
I've had posts of mine deleted before, I didn't bitch and cry over it like you did.

>mitoma brings japanese fans to brighton
is that offensive?
>son brought lots of korean fans to tottenham
is that offensive?
>lots of indians support liverpool
why is that offensive?

>>150648160
13.5m is still absurd for a loan fee

>>150649393
again, i'm struggling to see how you came to the conclusion that i "can't cope"
i'm sat on my settee watching the cricket and posting on 4chan
i'm not mad
you're not mad
no one is mad on 4chan this is a fun way to waste time

>>150649443
>i'm not mad
Actions speak louder than words, Liversimp. If you weren't mad you wouldn't have made that image. You would have ignored it and moved on. The fact you couldn't proves you've had a meltdown. You've made a complete tit of yourself lad.

>>150649505
>lad
okay i take it back you are genuinely mad

>>150649541
>you are genuinely mad
Have a look in the mirror before you accuse others. I didn't make an image crying about a post getting deleted because you couldn't take a joke. You did.

>>150649590
no one is crying
i'll call clueless janitors clueless just like i'll call people who follow right wing clickbait accounts on twitter absolute losers

>>150649616
>no one is crying
Stop denying it, nobody believes you. Normal Anons on 4chan do not post absolute cope like that if they get a post deleted. They move on.

>i'll call clueless janitors clueless just like i'll call people who follow right wing clickbait accounts on twitter absolute losers
Pot, meet kettle. If you want to show the jannies how to do it properly you should apply.

>>150649862
>let's treat men's and women's football as the exact same sport
No.

hype

>>150648991
Google tailors results based on the profile they have on you.

>>150650275
>Google "how to improve myself"
>no results, Google says I'm perfect
it's real

>>150650352
Google knows it can't polish a turd.

>>150650409
we don't sign our posts here
(Editor's note: second time (minimum) he's posted about polishing turds today)

and for the record 'lipstick on a pig' should suffice going forward, no need to make this a fecal matter hehe

>narcissist
>fixated on turds
>canadian flag
Got ourselves a proper little dot head here.

Sorry lads, but at this point I physically need the footie back. Why the absolute fuck do they insist on having shit internationals when the season has only just restarted?

>>150650650
third time (minimum) this guy has talked about turds today unprompted btw

HE'S GONE MAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH EMERGENCY ALERT

that was a bit loud

>>150651150
ok we're all here let's have it

i didnt get an emergency alert must have turned it off before
always a test anyway innit what are they gonna tell me war with russia? covid 2?

>>150650650
please don’t imply the canadian is a jeet, he’ll be having a melty for the rest of the day now.

when you make scrambled eggs do you add milk?

>>150651324
ACTUALLY NO I WON'T YOU VILE PIG I TAKE IT IN STRIDE AND GOOD HUMOUR

>>150650275
He must have been a scouser

>>150651380
I do, but my scrambled eggs are closer to a broken up omelette

You do go and watch your local non-league side, right /sp/?

>>150651823
>£18
not anymore i dont

>>150652189
>next gen

>>150652189
flipping nora I remember it used to be cheaper than that for premmy games!

great thread lads, good progress.

>>150651823
my local local side (isthmian premier) i seldom attend, the ground and experience is just not there for the price tag (£18 matches).
i'd rather go support the bigger non-league side, with a much better matchday experience, for £25 a game (southend).

for the same price i can either sit with 600 noisy lads in the stands making a racket, or i can stand in the cow sheds with 10 blokes moaning about the quality of play on our 4g pitch.

>>150652860
>The Milky Way bar is made of nougat, topped with caramel and covered with milk chocolate. It was created in 1923 by Frank C. Mars and originally manufactured in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
>It was first manufactured in Slough, England under the Mars bar name in 1932 by Forrest Mars Sr., son of American candy maker Frank C. Mars.[2] He modelled it after his father's Milky Way bar, which was already popular in the US, adjusting the recipe to better suit European tastes.

>bongs call a milky way a mars bar

>>150653148
so what do you call a milky way?

So now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Liverpool won the transfer window ?

anons, we also have a milky way (it's one of my favourites from a celebrations box).

>>150653190
Goat bar. Loved it when i was kid

>>150653218
over Kudus, Xavi Simons, Palhinha, and extending the contract of the best CB in the league?

>>150653190
apparently there's an american milky way and a global milky way. the global has no caramel topping and less dense nougat center compared to the US milky way and mars bar
weird. why would you willingly remove caramel

Pie, mash, peas and gravy at Rotherham United
£5.50

>tfw they stopped making Flytes
>tfw original Milky Ways used to be just like them

>>150653356
we have both so it wasnt taken away, its like asking why takeaway the peanuts from snickers
and theyre really good do recommend if you get the chance

>>150653403
oh if you have both versions then guess it doesn't matter.
next time i go to a grocery store with a bong section i'll see if they have any

the yank mind can't comprehend this

>>150653462
you're right, i cannot. our smarties are flavored chalk.

>>150653252
Yes,marginally better than that because of how much better Isak and Ekitike are compared to Rwanda Congo Mali

>>150653218
Shame that's all they'll be winning this season after blowing 500m

>>150653362
Very nice

Worried Liverpool might be light up front during AFCON and they lose Salah, Ekitike and Isak

>>150653989
Ekitike is French
Isak is Swedish

But you knew this, so have a (You) you dopamine addict.

>Liverpool have spent £500m and still need bailed out by PGMOL
Crazy to think United are in their most banter of banter eras and somehow they still aren't as embarrassing as Liverpool.

>>150654221
morning dave

Why did Chelsea agree to just give Bayern a player?

>>150654232
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>150654273
They offloaded a troublesome, moody, nignog more like.

Bayern just got a taller Sadio Mane.

>>150653989
Don't forget Guehi and Frimpong.

>>150653190
Looks like a 3 Musketeers to me

>>150654541
they both play for uefa sides

if we're going to talk delicious Cadbury treats let's try and keep it /epl/ related

>>150654221
Even if that was remotely true (and it's not), it's funny how you casually ignore that manure have spent far more than that on the likes of Antony, Garnacho, Onana, Sancho, Pogba, Maguire, Casemiro and their latest flop Sesko

the purple snack bar mogs everyone, but i can't upload illustrative pics

i keep seeing cadbury bournville being advertised, apparently its been a thing for a while they just hav new flavours but id never heard of it
has anyone tried it? bit strange to name yourself after a place in birmingham
also netherlands lithuania is 2-2

>>150654941
Club Milk ?

>>150654941
dairy milk?

this might turn into a diplomatic incident

>>150654941
Flakes or Twirls?

>>150655025
>>150655086
>>150655216
the purple one in this pic by this nigel, left bottom.
tastes so freakin good, and the original UK cadbury snack is even better than the slop they ship overboard, here in supermarkets there is a dedicated section called "london cacao(choclate)" cuz the london choclate bars are just better for some reason.

>>150655422
i don't want to sound dramatic but i wish nothing but bad fortune on the individual(s) responsible for killing the white Flakes, S tier and they killed it. flakes fell of after that, twirls is not that good as well

>>150655432
Cadbury turned to shit when some American company bought it and decided to change things up because it was better (cheaper). I think they started including that vomit additive (true story) that's in American "chocolate" which makes it taste dogshit.

Man City will lose btw

>/epl/ - confectionary talk
As with most food, I believe the candy in other countries is made of cleaner ingredients than the United States. The candy in Australia seemed much tastier and didn’t make me feel sick.

>>150655650
UK still has the original recipe which is why it's superior to the rest of the world.

When the company was sold it was in writing that the UK version may not be changed.

>>150655518
I honestly don't even remember what Twirls are like. I would always get a Flake over it. I just know Twirls have a purple wrapper.

>>150655650
>>150655757
that actually seems plausible, even the quality street my old man brought from london was somewhat better.

>>150655738
our chocolate candy market is all about peanut butter really. like why would i eat a hershey bar over good euro chocolate. but euros dont do peanut butter like we do, so we got that at least.

>>150655738
had a Hershey's and it was pretty nice, 2bh

>lion is discontinued
life is suffering

>>150655948
>2007 olds

>>150655863
It’s why Reese’s is the best
>>150655869
Kiss or a bar? The bars pair well to make s’mores

>>150655862
Yeah, my american friend asks me to import UK chocolate all the time.

>>150654161
Nope

>>150655863
what's a good brand of peanut butter? i wonder if i could get it here

does the UK have pic related? it's my favorite

>>150655986
bar

>>150656102
never seen it. looks metal af tho

>>150656067
what just like a jar of peanut butter? i'm sure there's organic or fancy shit that is best, and probably impossible to get for you, but out of the normal stuff i prefer jif (crunchy). other popular brands are skippy, peter pan, smuckers. which i bet is sold somewhere in the UK

how is curly wurly still made, refuse to believe anyone enjoys them

chocs are not /sp/ related
crisps are

UK chocolate tastes better than American because it has 15% more cocoa. American chocolate also uses Butyric Acid which leaves a sickly aftertaste.

The cocoa percentage is actually written into UK law so it can't be changed.

>>150655948
Wait, really? I'm pretty sure I still see them at my local Tesco

>>150656595
it may have turned out to be fake news from 2007
maybe life isnt suffering after all

>Memphis Depay extends his lead as Netherlands men's all-time top goalscorer (52).
mad that

>>150656807
surprisingly watchable game
hope no dutch were mocking our andorra performance

>>150656807
player of the year and best signing of all time Teijani Reindeers had a stinker and hooked in the same game but you won't hear the media report that

How do you /epl/ and /3pm/ anons pass the time during the international breaks?

>>150656341
When at the right temperature and consistency they’re great, but they do swing between too hard/brittle and tooth worryingly chewy.

>>150657042
Have to spend time with the kids

>>150657042
i watch other sports

>>150657042
dress up as a girl and watch anime

>>150657042
suffering.
every day? suffer, suffer man they call me.
the demiurge refusing to leave me be, am fighting an inter dimensional war mere mortals can never comprehend, watching the premier league was the only way to illusion me into sanity, but every int break, i am disillusioned....once more...and the fight never ends.

The disrespect and hate for onana is unreal
Hope united gets relegated

>>150657002
What the...who do the media think he is? Wirtz?

>>150657767
He has lost them many games, but to be fair to him the defense is also abysmal so it's not all his fault. But their "fans" always think changing one poor player for another is what will turn everything around. Hojlund was also not the sole reason for them not winning games and when Sesko, Cunha, and Mbeumo all inevitably flop the fans will cry about new strikers are needed in order to win games again.

>>150654808
modern cadbury's is full of crap and tastes like shit, that yank company ruined their products when they took over

>>150657767
I can only watch saeed when he's alone. this video was too much for me to handle, had to stop it halfway

best ireland vs g*rmany starting

>>150659375
DIS MANEJUH......BRADDA....

i miss when all managers dressed like this

4 arsenals players starting for england mad ting innit

>>150659469
predicting another Wirtz disasterclass

>>150659859
explains the utter SHITE they are putting out dunnit

>>150659859
mad ting bludfam

>>150659469
If they lose to a Norn Iron team with Peacock-Farrell in goal Nagelsmann should jump off Brandenburg Gate

blackpilled by that NI squad, jfc, thought they were safe

>>150659619
my favorite thing a manager does is dress like shit for most matches but when it's a european night or a big match/derby, they dress in suits etc. I am very autistic about this

>>150660373
Probably the most fucked out of anyone, there's less than 2m natives so they'll get replaced fast.

Man United Summer Transfers

Incoming

>Diego Leon
>Senne Lammens
>Benjamin Sesko
>Matheus Cunha
>Bryan Mbeumo

Outgoing

>Antony Santos
>Jadon Sancho
>Marcus Rashford
>Andre Onana
>Rasmus Hojlund
>Victor Lindelof
>Christian Eriksen
>Alejandro Garnacho

>>150661068
grim

>>150661068
what a disaster
love a good /mug/ me this utter failure + amorim will keep mugchads well fed

>>150661167
Objectively good transfers, you little cuck.

>>150661188
See: >>150661195

>>150661255
see

>>150661068
never seen this lammens bloke but if he's at least a 5/10 we're gonna get a lot less /mug/s boys

>>150661068
>>Jadon Sancho
>>Marcus Rashford
>>Rasmus Hojlund
All still on the books

wow

>>150661920
Based

>>150661549
In your mum's books (shes a slag)

>>150661326
He's a very good shot stopper. Stopped 5/9 penalties.

Guess who's cooking another stinker

>>150663024
>6.2
did he even touch the ball?

>>150663044
apparently he had a great touch but im sorry you couldnt pay me to watch that shit

>>150663024
you can literally see his autism

>Mikel Merino has scored a hattrick against Turkey
Lol. Lmao. Yet England can't even manage three against Andorra lmaoooooooooooooo00000000000000.

>>150661326
>>150662736
Lammens does have a weakness. Can you guess what it is without looking it up? I'll give you a hint. It's an issue for United already :)

>>150664124
How long until Arsenal just play him up front again?

>>150664340
Too sexy?

>>150664360
When Gyokeres gets injured because they have no strikers.

>>150664462
Nope, he's shit in the air and even worse at crosses. He's another vampire GK.

WELL WELL WELL

>>150665068
terrible night for the homeless

New internet bot detection test:

If they refer to Turkey as Turkiye with the gay little umlaut then they're 100% a bot. Not a single person on an english-language keyboard knows how to type an umlaut, and yet you see it in reddit all over the place. You cannot disprove this.

belgium have a golden generation again

FUCK. What happened fellow citymongsters?

>>150665398
not hard to just google the name and then copy paste the u umlaut. i do the same with the pound sign in here when i'm mentioning transfer fees or whatever. i used to know the alt codes for the umlaut letters cause i studied german in high school but don't remember them now. and don't have a numpad anyway.
but yeah it's turkey idc what they want their country to be called, english speakers get to decide and it's turkey.

>Fartian Auschwirtz finally gets a goal
And all it took was playing again the titans of international football: Northern Ireland. Even Woltesharte managed an assist as well

>England boss Thomas Tuchel wants his team to use long throw-ins and play long balls at next summer's World Cup.

>The Three Lions are top of Group K in qualifying with four wins from four, five points above Serbia - who they visit on Tuesday.

>Tuchel's side have played fewer long balls as a percentage of passes (4%) in qualifying than Gareth Southgate's England did at Euro 2024 (8.8%). But two of those four games have been against Andorra.

>Long throws, meanwhile, have become a bigger feature in recent times in English football.

>"I told you - the long throw-in is back," Tuchel said. "But we do not have a lot of time. But once we arrive at the World Cup, all these things matter, so we will also talk about long throw-ins, we will talk about long kicks from the goalkeeper and not only playing short."

>Tuchel will have three more international breaks to work with England players before pre-World Cup friendlies - presuming the Three Lions do qualify for the tournament.

>"But we cannot put everything into four days of training. But these things will matter. And let's see," Tuchel said. "I need to reflect now with my assistant coaches. All these patterns are back and crosses are back as well."

lol, lmao

>>150666047
i'm not as high on england as a lot of people are but they are definitely talented enough to not play stokeball
why is he doing this

>>150659862
OH NO NO NO NO ANOTHER L FOR YOU DAVE
https://streamff.com/v/052566ee

kek i knew citymong would bite that

>>150666108
Terrorist Tommy

After England crash out of 2026 to someone like Uzbekistan, he will stand up in the news conference, reveal his Nazi armband and starting singing the Deutschlandlied

Merino scored more goals playing in defensive midfield than wirtz did against worse opposition and playing in attack. The 30m or whatever it was for merino was a steal.

>>150666047
why is that funny? both are sensible and good ideas

>>150666298
i'd respect him for it desu

>>150666047
so that's why he's filling the squad with Arsenal and Poocastle players

>>150666498
But Liverpool play more long balls than Arsenal and Newcastle.

>>150666047
might as well get rory delap in as a coach, should call up his son as well since we need a good backup for kane

>>150666047
Was Pulis the Cruyff of his generation?

>>150666825
pretty sure liam delap is committed to england, he's just ded at the moment

>>150666926
you confused me for a second because i thought rory delap was english so why would liam have to commit, guess i forgot rory played for ireland
(born and raised in england though)

Based
https://bsky.app/profile/emergencybod.medsky.social/post/3lyagrqzxrc2o

>>150667198
>bsky.app

>>150667198
>this one German who thinks /epl/ is /brit/
This isn't /int/ you stupid cunt.

>>150667198
He's just wrong and brainwashed, sadly.

>>150661068
>spent 230 million on these shitters in "incomings"
LMFAO has to be the worst transfer window out of the big 6

>>150666108
Liverpool play long throws btw. It's all just a percentage game.

The long throw stuff is funny but it doesn't really matter, our squad just isn't good enough anymore to really be challenging at the WC. Kane is too old and our defence is no good now.

>>150664533
Wrong. The data indicates he's top tier at claiming the ball.

>>150667955
£300M for Auschwirtz
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>150668809
theres a difference between taking advantage of an opportunity for a long throw, which i think most clubs are doing now, and building an entire tactical plan around them and set pieces

>>150670343
Liverpool have built a tactical plan and set pieces around long throws. It's a specifically trained piece of Liverpool's kit this season.

A random Gilliam Bollockache article he's penned for BBC this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3w5px1p735o

>From chaos to professionalism - but is La Liga being left behind?

>>150670374
This is a new low for Arsewog. He has to invent a new reality because he can't accept this one where his own club have become one of the most boring teams to watch in the league while Liverpool are the most entertaining.

>>150670489
>Liverpool are the most entertaining

Merino is being wasted with Arsenil

>>150661920
Why why oh why did he waste his prime years at Man City when he could have spent them at a proper club like Newcastle

>>150665398
Not everyone is as thick as you pal x

>>150650009
It was just a new signing for the woman's team. They are struggling real bad right now. LFCW really needed a no nonsense operator who leads from the front, who isn't afraid of asking the tough questions and has a zinger or two in the bag to unleash when it's needed. Good luck to ar Stacey in her Ballon d'Or era!

>>150672365
until theyre playing in bikinis i dont care

>>150670489
>liverpool are the most entertaining

>>150670114
Lol

>>150669513
Absolutely robbed Leverkusen, give them another 200 million

>>150664124
turkey should've started basedyindir

The end of /mug/

yeah.. I'm going to need epl back. decided to watch the nfl once again and it's seriously wwe tier garbage. fuck my shit why do our sports suck donkey dick

>>150676612
Someone post onana's stats before joining shartnited

>finish 15th with being one of the big reasons
>contractually knows his salary is getting sliced in half because of no europe whatsoever
>come back from the summer overweight
>ask for a new contract because salary severely reduced
what was his thought process here?
>>150678749
played 24 in Serie A, conceded 24
played 13 in CL, conceded 11
signed on a free because previously caught doping. He was never a top keeper. Many United fans believed he was because he was in a CL final but so was Karius and no more needs be said on him (except hes better than Onana)

>>150670114
England are going to regret losing Southgate

>>150678834
ten hag and his transfer consequences have been disastrous for United.

Trabzon is a nice place.
Also won the Turk League 3 years ago

unedited picture

>>150678940
also seems like a more stable club than Besiktas who just sacked Ole and then lost 2-0 to Alanyaspor.
Somehow they also manage to cover all of Onana's wages, I sometimes wonder how rich turkish clubs are especially the non-big three ones.
with Rashford and Sancho leaving on-loan with most of their salary covered by the loanee clubs + non-european salary bump, the wage bill must've been one of the lowest in years.

>>150679019
the 4 major Turkish clubs (Gala, Fener, Besiktas & Trabzon) owe close to half a billion to the banks as of 5 years ago.
Trabzonspor paid off their debt a year ago. Theyre incredibly healthy financially now. Meanwhile Gala, Fener and Besiktas rely on glamour signings to get income. Winning the league doesnt matter.

>>150679150
How about Basaksehir, for a supposed Erdogan club their only spotlight was a couple of years ago (I remember them when they're in the same CL group with United)

>>150679150
Onana is a glamour signing?

>>150679590
Where did I say one of Gala, Fener, Besiktas are signing Onana?

mad how nufc have the two best fullbacks in the league and the FA called up reece james and some dogshit arsenal player

literally who the fuck is miles lewis skelly and why is he playing for england?

how does that even work? bonuses and signing fee add into his salary? but there's no loan fee directly to United?

>>150678900
Insane how he is literally a bald fraud. Leverkusen pretty much expose him as nothing more than his agency's lackey.

>>150680365
>exposed him
>still hired him in the first place and as a result, had to pay a pretty big severance package to cut him off

>>150680009
Livramento is in the squad thoughever
I'm fine with Hall getting a rest anyway

Angebros…..

We can’t lose to another danish fraud like this

>>150680451
mate...

he's getting older :'(

>england wins
>people get mad
>england loses
>people get mad
>england draws
>people still mad
don't really get it

>>150680833
it really is kuwait confusing

>>150680745
Literal retard tier signing

>>150681021
if they get him on a paid per match deal it could be smart

>A statement from Amanda Staveley’s PCP International has confirmed it does not intend to make an offer for Tottenham Hotspur
"Don't associate me with Spurs please"

>>150648292
they won the lot mate
nothing to do but nuzlocke the league
there are players on citeh's bench who have won more silverware than livertrash have in the last 35 years

>Liverpool will not be signing Guehi from Crystal Palace in January
But Liversimp said..!

>>150681194
>nuzlocke the league
Grow up.

>>150681243
Liversimp had a tantrum and ran off into /cric/.

the fuck is nuzlocke?

>>150681243
that will forever be the funniest transfer saga of the last few seasons to me
mongstein and romongo tweeting about his medical being done in his lfc kit
ed aarons tweeting about how guehi was in tears cursing at the clouds because he wanted to leave london for the anfield slums

>>150681260
>The Nuzlocke challenge is a self-imposed fan-made gameplay formula designed to make video games in the Pokémon series more difficult. Players using the Nuzlocke challenge are unable to use their Pokémon again if they are knocked out in combat once and can only add the first Pokémon they encounter in a select area to their team.

Sperg shit.

glasner you german bastard how could you keep me from my dream of living in bootle

>>150681275
things get more grim by the day

uh oh scouse melty

their own retarded little universe

justice for trent

>>150649412
Indians support any club that is popular and wins things or at least has a history of winning things because many of them see it as a way to feel better about their shitty lives by saying "hey at least the thing i support is good!".
Manure has its share of Indian fans
Real Madrid has its share of Indian fans
Same with Barcelona, Bayern, PSG, etc etc.

>500m+ transfer spending in one sitting
>in the worst era of football talent ever
This has never panned out for any team, in history. Not even Real Madrid. Liverpool will crash and burn horifically. They may walk the Prem but they will be humiliated in Europe.

>>150680375
my guess about this is that the United board either didnt care or didnt want to let any details about Ten Hag's background regarding his agency of football players or his psychopatic tendencies to surface because they would have to admit they wasted tens of millions of dollars paying a fraud like this after trying to move on from the "we only put money on fancy signings and 'world class' players" background they have built for themselves for a decade.
Leverkusen didnt want to deal with this shit so as soon as they saw that he was getting too cocky for his own good they dropped him, but its also a stupid move on their end: you sell nearly your entire starting XI after letting your manager go, sign up a lot of unproven talent and decide they have to fill in the gaps and then take until the start of the season to decide on whenever the manager you JUST hired is the right pick for them or not? smells a lot like incompetence and being too high up your own farts to notice that winning a league once doesnt authorize you to be retarded with finances like this.

I'm glad my race has no future and my kids will be ostracized from achieving success all because I get dopamine hits from being such a heckin tolerant good boy.