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Refs need to flag the slow sub shit. That's something that Saban started doing to stall no-huddle offenses

spot the ferentz year

>>150627096 (OP)
I'm seeing way too many indians in the Texas crowd.

>>150627096 (OP)
Garbage thread make a new one with a proper picture

my ponies :)

>>150627136
Don't like it? Don't sub. Simple as.

check in michiganbros. we beat the ncaa.

CYCLONECHADS WE FEASTING

My Gophies finna drop a hunny on these bums

>>150627096 (OP)
What would cfb look like now if the NCAA hadn't listened to Saban's whining and made the defensive sub rule?

Florida is letting fans play to try and make the game seem even

>>150627168
Nah fuck off, the DL need to move their asses

>>150627099
in cfb the coaches are the storyline first, then players, and there is deep loyalty to the school you support

The state of Iowa

SAY IT WITH ME: E L I T E

>>150627162
>the Iowa offense is looking like shit
western civilization truly has collapsed

>>150627136
simply don't sub

>>150627196
wouldn't be nearly as funny

hiring manager here

Schools are delegated into different categories when we review resumes, based on their US News ranking

>S Tier
Ivies, Stanford, Caltech, Johns Hopkins, Duke, Vandy etc

>A Tier
"Public ivies" like UNC, Florida, UVA, Cal Berkeley, UCLA, Michigan etc

>B Tier
Respectable state schools like Wisconsin, Ohio St, Georgia, Purdue, Florida St etc

>C Tier
Mid schools like VTech, Clemson, NC State, Michigan State etc

>D Tier
Low tier schools that most people can get into like Tennessee, Alabama, Nebraska, Oklahoma etc

>F Tier
Party schools with zero academic challenge like WVU, Texas Tech, Oklahoma St, Louisville etc

If you went to a C tier school or lower, our software automatically rejects your resume by default

>>150627214
IM GONNA THROOOOOOOOOOOW

>>150627214
Come back to me when they beat a team that matters, horns down

Anyone know how Luke Altmyer is playing right now???

:)

>>150627214
Arch just methodically picking that vaunted SJSU defense apart.

>>150627240
Why is tech such trash then. You're doing something wrong.

>>150627229
Cope. Stalling with the reffies is a bitch move. Exactly what I'd expect out of some Big 10 lardass that hasn't been able see his cock in five decades

>>150627196
Stop subbing when the play clock is at 15 seconds

Where are the game threads? Do you really mix all the games together in one thread? Do you know how embarrassing that is?

>>150627207
>in cfb the message boards are the storyline first, then boosters, and there is deep loyalty to the guys with funny names you support
FTFY

>>150627214
I meme but this is a good bounce back. Not the best competition but he builds confidence and gets into a rhythm before the SEC schedule.

>>150627214
and when Julian Sayin goes 19/20 for 442 yards and 6 TDs, we can go right back to laughing at Arch for sucking when it matters

>>150627240
where is UMD on that list?

>>150627288
Stop walking to the LOS

>>150627198
Florida doesn't play for 3 hours

>>150627240
And then we import workers from the Indian Institute of Technology, the Harvard of the Subcontinent.

>>150627240
>academic fags shitting up my sports thread

>>150627311
Both QBs are ass

>24 yd punt
lol

>Iowa have to make more than 13 points
not lookin good

>>150627240
you can judge a school's academics pretty easily just based off their acceptance rate

>>150627323
>Stop walking to the LOS
Hmmmmmmmm... nah! I think I'm just gonna keep walking!

>>150627315
B Tier

Heh

My Fighting Illini :)

>>150627288
The offense subs at 16 seconds on the play clock. What do?

ponysissies....

>>150627240
what about smaller schools that specialize in the field of work that you’re in?

MOSSED!!!

my air conditioner started rattling and it's really annoying
but it's too hot to turn off

that's incomplete sorry reddit

>>150627467
That's what you get for supporting global warming.

>>150627240
Muh academics is irrelevant for undergrads. It only matters for graduate degrees. Big difference between a medical doctor from Johns Hopkins and a medical doctor from mid state U. Not much difference between an Ivy League undergrad STEM autist and a mid state U undergrad STEM autist.

If I want a job, I just send in salary demands, position I want and an autographed pic of my bussy. Never been turned down. lol at going to college.

only SHIT games today

>>150627498
Thats exactly what I voted for

Rhett coaching like a pussy again

RefGODS coming through yet again

>>150627361
This is why we love college ball

Luke Altmyer definitely working /cfb/ into a shoot rn :)

>49 - 0
When does the mercy rule come in? When does E Texas A&M just walk off the field?

What a bullshit call, SEC refs protecting TEX
>>150627376
>>150627288
By the official NCAA rules, the defense is supposed to get 3 seconds to react to subs.

>>150627552
make way, refchads coming through

>>150627576
I think at some point the clock never stops

NW State demons are being ass raped back to hell.

>>150627576
And the first half just ended. And Florida State gets the ball when they come out of halftime.

>>150627593
We should develop some point chart so refs can also get points during the game. Like if a penalty takes away team Touchdown, the refs get the points

Arch is still randomly throwing like a spaz.

>>150627576
>>150627598
>The Big 12 Conference for example states that “if at any point after halftime there is a 35-point differential between two teams…the clock shall run continuously until there are five minutes remaining in regulation.” This ensures that games don’t drag on too long once it becomes clear who will win.

>>150627637
goddamn lol

>>150627656
>We should develop some point chart so refs can also get points during the game. Like if a penalty takes away team Touchdown, the refs get the points

>>150627672
tu fans are going to act like he is jesus for beating a nothing school, huh?

>Dukie didn't muff the punt again
>:(

>>150627286
>they need to invent new rules to appease me
Cool

>>150627702
the copium is real with this one

Bama needs to hire Jimbo

this iowa qb has so much time

>>150627702
Yes he through 4 touchdowns, but he's had 4-5 god awful throws for no reason and without pressure.

>>150627722
Yup, they absolutely fucking are. horns down

>>150627742
but nowhere to throw because the receivers arent getting open

>Pedo State up only 10 on FIU at the half
lmao

>>150627714
>new
The rules don't give defenses more than 3 seconds to react

BIG TITTIES
BIG TITTY NIGHTS

>>150627747
>through

>>150627747
>>150627754
>no u
>>150627722

>Texas LB literally punching defenseless receiver in the head
>no targeting call
WHAT?

>>150627804
MOMMY MOMMY

>>150627780
He's putting it in the dirt on 2 yard out routes. This Polack just sucks lmao

3 sacks in a fucking row!!!!

>>150627240
>basing hires off the university and not the person
No wonder retard HRs are not hiring

>>150627847
nice

Two things that piss me off watching football:

1. Blitzers coming in undisciplined and leaving their feet, or jumping at the QB where he just moves a little bit and scrambles for 10 yards.

2. WRs, RBs and TEs who get the ball on a screen play and aren't patient enough to allow the blocks to develop and get a lot less yards than they could have.

>>150627804
Zoomies won't know you're referencing scorpions and that's why it's based.

>>150627847
are the aggies unironically the best team in the SEC this year?

BACON SACK

From a Panera in Columbus

>>150627618
The last time the Mercy Rule was used was when South Alabama was up by something like 70 point at halftime against NW State. The quarters in the second half were reduced to six minutes each.
FCS schools who get beat that badly should be prohibited from scheduling FBS schools for five years.

lmao cyclones

>>150627834
targeting is when you lead with the crown of your helmet into another players head area.

>>150627309
This. He will get better, he just needs confidence.

>>150627686
Honestly didn't know this. Thanks.

>>150627849
No competent orgaization would let HR sluts filter applications desu.

>>150627804
based reffies standing up for us b1g chads

>>150627911
Top 5 marching bands in the country?

Fuckin reffiessas

IOWA TOUCHDOWN ALERT

IOWA TOUCHDOWN ALERT

IOWA TOUCHDOWN ALERT

>>150627890
Talk about grim if that's the case

Whoa…so this…this is the one fathomable power of Penn State returning the majority of their roster

UH OH ILLINOISSISIIES

What a catch

>>150627871
based fundamentals enthusiast

MY REFFIES ARE UNDEFEATED

>>150627890
dont be silly

>>150627890
I love my Aggies, but they need to prove it against ND next week and maybe we can talk about that, personally think they should be up 24 to 6 at this point, but Howell is making that tackle his bitch

>>150627950
When it's a defenseless player, I thought it was ANY forcible contact to the head/neck area

>>150627966
MOB (Rice) is top tier

>>150627962
Women getting adult daycare jobs has been one of the biggest mistakes in western society. More often than not the daycare job slows down efficiency

>>150627890
Yeah, Paul told me that

>>150628020
I've been let down too many times by this team, I swore last year I'm not getting hyped again

>>150627798
That's to start a sub, not a complete a sub. Are they starting more than 3 seconds late?

>>150627804
>>150627965
What do boobs feels like bros? I imagine they're warm and tasty.

oh hey Arch still sucks balls

>>150627966
anything not from a hbcu

>>150628072
salty coins

>>150627977
>doubting THE penn state university

>>150628036
Pretty sure it has to involve crown of the helmet. I didn't see it, but what you're describing would be just a common 15 yard penalty similar to hands to the head area against a QB. Not targeting, so no ejection.

>>150627886
Love them German fuckers. Luckily enough to see them with my father twice.

>>150628067
Yeah, battered Aggie syndrome is real unfortunately

>>150627962
99% of organizations are incompetent.

Eli is Arch's real dad

>>150627804
>>150627965
wtf? I'm a B1G boy now

Why did he throw that? wtf.

>>150628108
When I die I want the Aggies to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.

>>150628084
I had the displeasure of having to witness one of those last weekend at the high school game. Unfortunately, my students all thought it was "cool" and I had to entertain them playing some of the dumb songs for 5 minutes because I knew if I banned it, they would just do it more, but the alphas have goldfish minds

>>150628072
fleshy balloons, taste like nothing really but a faint sweetness

>>150627965
The girl on the right is a smokeshow but the girl on left looks like she let's you do anal

>>150628120
the REAL dark family secret is that Peyton is the mom

>>150628136
Our D is waking up, they are going to kill their QB

>>150627096 (OP)
Allar has all of the make up for a NFL QB prototype except the accuracy. It’s painful

Arch's throwing mechanics hurt my soul.

>>150628072
they alright, a great tummy to lick mogs big tits

>>150628136
pallbearers don't "let people down", this is a retarded statement made by a hornsdown faggot who has never been asked to be part of a funeral procession. Pallbearers lift the deceased up in celebration and set them down on an elevated platform.

>>150627096 (OP)
days like today are why I can't wait for the Super Conference to form in a couple years. What the fuck is this slate of games today?
>b-but last week w-
don't care about last week. Its this week now.

>>150628096
>EVERY
>except for five
THE absolute state of pedo education

bryson barnes is taking a beating

>>150628217
So pallbearers let them deelevate

what was the highest level of football you ever played? for me, it’s rec flag football

>>150628084
HBCU bands are overrated. they just blast the horns. Ohio state and FSU bands are much better

>>150628232
How many were slam pigs?

I don't know shit about college football, but I'm bored and looking for something to watch. Which game should I put on?

>>150628250
incorrect

>>150628071
>That's to start a sub, not a complete a sub
Actually, it's both. Once the offense indicates to the ref who's going off, they have 3 sec. The refs need to stop babysitting the LOS and giving them extra time to get lined up.

>>150628270
SMU/Baylor

>>150628268
jej

>>150628251
I played in high school (we were ass). I played CB and special teams (and I guess I was technically a backup WR).

>>150628270
baylor vs smu when it comes back from halftime

>>150628160
I'd rather my sons have the jawline of the left. left looks and irish mix while the right is just generic american

>>150628270
NC State/UVA or Dukie/Illinois

>>150628255
HCBU bands are kino, especially when they do band remixes of trap songs

>>150628251
D2

>>150628251
Tecmo Bowl

>>150628226
I too want 4 super confrences North, South, East, West

>>150628270
SMU/Baylor

It's actually competitive, and an unranked team may upset the ranked one.

>>150628251
I was the GOAT of the neighborhood backyard league

syracuse needs to wake the fuck up

>>150628251
middle school. I became a golf chad in high school, $100 to play 9 holes everyday in the most useful sport in adult america, TY.

>>150628307
yep, same. 2nd string CB, starting wing on kickoff and punt coverage, 3rd string TE (only came in for running plays)

>>150628251
Highschool, I wasnt good, fast for my size, and strong, but OL coach was the yelling type, and I tune out yellers as my dad yelled enough at home, haha

Ok, thanks. I had PSU on (I live in PA) but I'm switching to SMU/Baylor.

>>150628160
As a Michigander I can confirm that Spartan sluts are down for anything

>>150628295
>>150628326
>>150628360
same person

Iowa vs. Iowa state

>>150628347
zoom zoom zoom

>>150628391
to add, because seniors had to be on the varsity team regardless how good they were, I lettered in football

>>150628407
i wont subject somone to watching the iowa offense.

>>150628097
>ARTICLE 4. No player shall target and make forcible contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent (See Note 2 below) with the helmet, forearm, hand, fist, elbow or shoulder.

>>150628407
it's all me btw

>>150628217
Longhorn is so sensitive I made him sperg out over a simple joke. Stay horns down saar.

>>150628251
Highschool. My school was so small that I played O-Line while being a 140 pound skeleton.

just saw this in tampa
>average USF fan

>Pedo State will go 10-2
>have no ranked wins
>make the playoffs

THROW IN THE DAMN TOWEL!
E Texas A&M...PLEASE! It's already over. Even the Florida State scrubs scored on you

anime and manga game is over

Reffie sacking SMUs QB

>>150628440
Well I guess it's the letter of the law. I have never seen a targeting called with fist or elbow.

>>150628484
REFGODS our time is now

>>150628118
I am continually reminded to be grateful for my job lol. We send applications straight to department heads. HR would have no idea how to vet candidates for technical ability

>>150628484
REEEEEEEEE

>his team wasn't up 49-0 at the half
imagine

why is the CW in Albany, NY playing the Baylor/SMU game?

>SMPoo
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150628505
its the only good game on right now

>>150628505
because we're in a tornado watch

>>150628489
I can't recall when but I'm pretty sure I've seen someone get targeting for hitting a qb's helmet with their forearm

>>150628484
Forgive me Hochuli but just this once I must go all out

Wolfpack TD

>>150628404
as a michigander I can confirm that party scene was absolutely grim at uofm. 6's thinking they were 10's. sharty and then wmu and cmu mogged uofm, community colleges have better women than uofm. shit is grim. but if you can a female uofm chick you might be able to be stay at home dad bc they are making double the aforementioned schools.

>>150628504
>tech only up 48
We’ll always be dogshit

>>150628489
Just another case of FBS officiating being dogshit/biased in general. Same officiating crew that wasn't calling PI down the middle in the LSU - Clemson game btw

>>150628519
NCSt/UVA is all offense show

>suicidal all the time
>hanging in there
>randomly not anymore despite nothing changing
what should i do during the eye of the storm fellows? for now its smu baylor

>>150628532
targeting is so fucking gay and retarded.

>>150628509
smu is winning btw

>>150628576
you can't say retarded in 2025

East Texas A&M was a D2 team 4 years ago.

it's criminal what they did to my boy Urbz

>>150628585
but it's baylor, does that really count?

>>150628585
college fucking KICKERS!

>>150628576
It's one of the most powerful plays in the reffies playbook

PJ Fleck to Alabama

2/5 to 8/8 to 0/4 what is going on with Arch

>>150628540
Yeah something like but without the legacy divison names, Texas Tech and UTEP though would miss out on big Texas games

>>150628501
>HR would have no idea how to vet candidates for technical ability
True pretty much everywhere.
>We send applications straight to department heads.
Rare

>>150628622
he sucks ass and is overrated because of his last name.
If he was arch jones hed be a 6th year senior at Texas State

>>150628576
They'll throw targeting anyway on a clean hit if there's enough sauce on it. It's a literal haters penalty

>>150628505
Because CW has the game. Wtf are you asking

The thing about targeting is that it's gay that they can stop the game and look back at it. If the targeting is egregious, you should see it and throw the flag. If dudes up stairs have to replay it 3 times and call down to the field, it's not egregious and shouldn't constitute 15 yards or, the dumbest fucking part, a player ejection.

>>150628593
It's not fair to compare. Florida St. beat Alabama. Of course they would beat E Texas A&M. It's actually disrespectful how they keep scoring on them when the game is over.

>>150628600
smu was a g5 school only a few years ago. Is SMU already better than baylor and TCU?

>>150628651
leading with the crown is kino. let them actually fucking play defense.

Manning Status?

This slate of games is too grim for me

>>150628611
Are knee high socks fetish wear? I only see them worn by women who are otherwise dressed or acting like whores

>>150628681
the ACC isnt a power conference.

penis

>>150628669
does the ncaa want to lose yet another lawsuit for this time CTE? no.
That's why cfb has targeting rules. It's about lawsuits.

North Carolina (the state) college football is in shambles.

NCSt's defense is terrible

>>150628681
Baylor yes
TCU no

>>150628693
tu fans are legit thinking he is the 2nd coming of jesus now

Why did the Baylor QB slide so early?

baylor smu now
kentucky ole miss next
oklahoma michigan later
what after that /b/ros

>>150628484
my reffies :)

>Syracuse getting slapped around by fucking UCONN
were we too quick to think Tennessee might actually be good?

>>150628778
>>150628727

>>150628796
If I'm not passed out drunk by then, something has gone wrong

>>150628796
>he's not going to watch the border war

>>150628730
where do you live?
it's 60F in lansing rn, they allow sloots to wear skirts and stay warm its not that complicated.

>>150628730
Do I ruin this anon's day by introducing him to Programmer Socks?

>>150628829
>60* is cold
meanwhile, it's 95

>Iowa punt returning
how far they have fallen from Cooper Dejean

>>150628829
Its so gross women poop, bros

>>150628251
Just neighborhood games with other kids. I only played baseball at any competitive level (D2 and I was terrible but still had a partial scholarship so it was worth it)

please post more girls/women

>>150628829
I live on the Gulf Coast

>>150628817
no SEC school is actually good.
They havent been since Saban retired.

>>150628817
Yeah

lmao dookies wtf

WHOOOP! GIG'EM!!!

>2 players with the same number on field
I love cfb

i use chatgpt for every single aspect of my college work and have a 4.0

That's a stupid fucking rule

Everyone is a fraud, everyone is overrated

>>150628899
most intelligent zoomer

>>150628865
Gulf of what?

nice catch by concepcion

>>150628916
Gulf of Maine

Everyone is legit, everyone is underrated

SMU and Baylor are so dogshit

>>150628914
im 31 doing a masters degree in the evenings

>>150628916
The big one down south

>>150628899
cringe

Reminder Boston College benched Castellanos

>>150628853
wait til you see a pair of worn black panties.

>>150627289
Unironically scared of getting bullied

>>150628899
Based retard

>>150628916
Gulf of Texas

>2 players with the same number
>literally zero effect on the play
>"undo the punt. Illinois gets the 1st down instead!"

It's practically a turnover because someone didn't change a number on his jersey wtf

I just graduated from Southern New Hampshire University Online Associates in Criminology. I should cheer for Notre Dame, right?

>>150628916
Gulf of Tonkin

bruh what are the gophers doing

>>150628965
I have... I unfortunately have...

Everyone but my team is a fraud and overrated

Anyone eats these? The quality is shit now but gives me great memories of driving around with my dad while he's drinking a 6 pack. On Wisconsin!

>>150627289
there is 1 (one) good game on right now.
no one wants to watch p4 school beat directional state 81-0

>>150629000
based aggie

>>150628853
Being ok with seeing each other poop is a high indicator of marriage material

>>150628993
Going feral

>>150628916
Gulf of Aden alhamdullilah

>>150629007
what the fuck am I looking at?

>>150628993
what is expected of an fbs program

>>150628989
My wife goes to that school (online) and had a friend who went there and now works for the IRS, guess its legit degree to hiring managers

Why all illinois skill players is white

>>150628993
Running up the score against notable football powerhouse Northwestern State

>>150629011
agree, the number 1 team in the Country with the first overall NFL draft pick is the only one anyone should be watching at themoment

>>150628993
Classic minnesomalian behavior. Beat up on the only kid weaker than you because you know you’re going winless in the Big Ten

>>150629028
Slim jim/ cheese stick combo. After taste of the meat makes me want to puke.

>>150629018
my now pregnant wife got nora virus like 3 weeks into dating and i helped her shit and puke at the same time

>>150629028
slim jim (or knock off) and processed cheese food stick.

>>150628911
>>150628929

>NC state secondary
lmao

>>150629049
ohio state isnt playing right now

>>150629028
Beef stick and cheese

>>150628993
Make them make us stop

>>150629018
My wife and I have been together for 12 years and that hasnt ever happen, we hardly fart in front of eachother. Get on our level

wolfpack just gave up a 42 yd qb scramble lol

>>150629067
then clearly I wasn't talking about aOSU :^)

>>150629047
Most notable for being the last team to have been outscored so badly the "mercy rule" was invoked to shorten the game.

>>150628847
you can tell its mid september to late september in the pic, leaves are down but not all orange, it's between 75-55F as the high in mid michigan in mid september.
women sloot it up despite temps until nov 1st, its usually 55F as a high during halloween and 35 as the low

I've been married for 7 years and have never watched my wife take a shit. What the hell is wrong with some of you?

>>150629074
I farted on your wife in an elevator
I pretty much cucked you

>>150629040
Illinois is the school of downstate/not-Chicagoland Illinois. Downstate Illinois makes the south blush in terms of unabashed racism and right-wing extremism.

>>150628598
/our coach/

Illinois is so overrated. They'd be getting BTFO is duke wasn't retarded.

>>150629074
thats fucking weird

>>150629090
you monster

>>150629088
just their germanic heritage kickin in

Luke Altmyer got ya seething again? :)

JENNINGS KEK

>>150629074
You're just roommates who have sex occasionally

>>150629101
Dont have a shit diet and you wont be an average gassey american, simple

>>150629086
it's usually 80* here with a humidity of 90% on halloween

>>150629057
Puke doesn't bother me but shitting is a private affair. I'd give that bitch a jug of water and a bucket and then gtfo

im not watching her shit you fucking autistic retard. sorry you dont lovr your wife

>>150629100
They're going to get skull-fucked by blowhio state

No one reply to him please. It's better to just ignore him and hope he goes away.

>>150629121
>AYO COACH WATCH THIS

>>150629121
what happened?

>>150629124
Nah we even have a son who is 3.5 years old and he rips all the time

who are we not replying to

>>150629088
Its the new autist thing, it used to be about farts, feet, licking armpits, now its watching women poop. Autists think you are more masculine if you are reducing women to bodily functions and think gross stuff is funny.

>13-13
>3rd qtr
I love Iowa football

>>150629155
El Assico

Luke Altmyer absolutely working the thready into a shoot keeeeek :)

>>150629155
This game is fun

arch is actually shit isnt he..

>SMPoo
That oil money is doing its job, huh?

why does SMUs punter look like a queer

15 yard penalty. Number 55 was givin' him tha business.

>false start, everyone but the C
kek

>>150629145
ran 5 yards past the LOS and then threw it

no one is watching their girl shit

>>150629184
>ONLY winning by 5 touchdowns

>>150629131
My first year in Michigan, it snowed on Halloween. Then it didn't snow again until January. Mother Nature just hates kids in suburban Detroit.

>>150629149
New Zealand

>>150629190
Classic

>>150629153
ernest becker says (or rather he interprets freud and rank) that fetishes serve as an ego defense against the totipotent symbol of sex. people latch on to feet or farts to help them cope with the overpowering reality of sex
that being said my girl has hairy armpits and its really hot

SEVENTY to zero. And it's not even the 4th quarter yet.

Soon to be 2-0

>>150627240

where are Colorado and Pitt? I'm assuming B tier. also not sure how you list UNC over purdue. since Purdue is a much better uni to me.

>>150629188
Steers and queers.

how the fuck is that baylors ball

Leaves are already changing colors and it feels like Halloween is next weekend. Football weather came early.

It's embarrassing that Texas let SJSU score against them

>>150629251
>>150628727

>>150629236
>shitania

wow these duke players are blowing it

LMFAO dook you fucking retards

>>150629238
Colorado calls itself a Public Ivy based on their academics in the 70s and 80s. They've fallen off significantly and now are not even in the top 100.

fucking duke retards. retard school.

>>150629248
were so back

>>150629092
Makes sense since downstate Illinois was historically populated mostly by people moving west from the upper south.

Another takeaway for my Fighting Illini :)

>>150629121
lmao

>>150627804
she has the same body as this girl I was playing with in college a couple of years ago

>>150629242
Darkies aren't allowed past 8 Mile.
(Wish that was still true)

>>150629284
You've never even been to Illinois

>>150629267
colorado was a respected institute in the 90s and 2000s, now they are worse than Prairie View or Grambling

just about mcfucking had it

Hi /cfb/
Go Beavers!
Beat Fresno State

My Indiana State University Sycamores are looking good!

>>150629306
coach primate

>>150628993
Going for that 70 burger

>>150629248
The summer transition into fall is so unbelievably comfy

>>150629313
Are you an intern or with the press? How'd you get in so early or do they just let any mark in?

>>150629304
jealous desu

>>150629321
And there it is :)

the fuck kind of rule is that?

can my old dominion monarchs make a run this year?

>>150629295
https://vsco.co/sophiejoe/media/60c90a8b515dd32e05fadbff

>>150629291
>this, all the missed kicks, 70-0 scores by the 3rd quarter, and that 24 yard punt
college football is such an unserious sport

>>150628251
flag football in PE

>>150629316
kickass name tbqh

>>150629316
Thinking of taking a job in Indiana. How are the women? Coming from KY.

>>150629316
Tell Larry I say hello

>>150629327
Pls delete this

I feel like there may be some 3:30 kino today.

>>150629354
they can run to the store and get me MORE BEER

>>150629337
Gates open 90 minutes before kickoff>>150629336

>3 and out again
Texass

>SMPOO
KWAB

>>150629327
Put left's face on right's body.

The ESPN app is completely dead for me..Won't load any stream

>There are only 4 legitimate teams each year
CFP Expansion was a mistake...

>>150629313
Beavers getting pounded today I'm afraid.

>>150629327
why do women think "doing their nails" is important
we don't give a fuck about nails

FSU vs UGA in the playoffs would be a sick storyline

>>150629304
I’ve never been to New Zealand :(

>>150629407
it isnt for you

>SMJew
Kwab

>>150628251
High School Variety. Middle Linebacker and Punter

ball dont lie SMU

Luke Altmyer marching down the field again for my Fighting Illini :)

>>150629364
Not sure that's such a great idea

look at Bert and those illinini

why texan teams are so fuckin BAD

>>150629404
>1366x768

>"Jennings gets it to his rb"
Jennings plays for Baylor now?!

>>150629407
It's a status symbol. A woman with fancy, impractical nails is showing she doesn't have to bother with the low class aspects of life. She's so important, others do all that shit for her.

>>150629443
Oof, they're fucked

Iowa vs ISU is a true sportsball classic

>>150629425
Everything a woman does is to try to secure resources from a man, whether consciously or not.

>>150629443
>christcvcks
Not even once

>>150629443
What a piece of shit

Heh.... Looks like my Fighting Illini just scored another Touchdown :)

Is there anything better than watching young strapping black men sweating on a Saturday morning?

>>150629474
But fecal matter among other gross stuff builds up on the underside of the nail, they are fucking gross

>>150629443
Indiana is the only place where I ever met a neo nazi in real life

>>150629477
>>150629502

>>150629510
Women with nails like that don't poop.

>>150627240
>implying you hire anyone
>implying you are actually posting jobs and not just fake Ghost Job postings

Ya gotta respect the Fighting Illini :)

>>150629515
when was the last time that OU won a natty?
The Reagan Administration?

>>150629477
You're forgetting that woman also play status games amongst themselves

>>150629515
oklahoma IS north texas

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence."

Why is Pedo State ranked #2?

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT

why do HR cronies say they will let you know one way or another and then just don’t say or send anything ever again

>>150629534
Id fight empires for a goddess who really didnt poop

>>150629555
>teenager
get him mods!

>>150629550
If you want some pussy, just buy a fake wedding band. It's like cat nip to certain women.

>>150629425
they'll literally go "get their nails done" for $80 come home and be like "look aren't they pretty"
no they're dumb. unsettling even. just have normal fucking fingernails how hard is it god women are stupid.

Hard hit by the Iowa DB. At least someone still plays the game the right way

>>150629561
So they can go 10-2 and still make the playoffs without beating anyone good

>'cuse still 6-17
shamefur dispray

>>150629575
the same reason a girl says, "we'll keep in touch" when they break up with you

>>150629561
Because anOSU fraudulent offense hasn't been exposed yet

>>150629443
Maybe Tennessee would be better then. If I'm going to a nearby state for my job, I want a clear upgrade from Andy, which isn't supposed to be difficult.

>>150629551
I've been told Oklahoma is just a big injun reservation
not that I would ever go there either way

Is sending a 19 year old college kicker death threats after a miss kick based or cringe?

>>150629595
tldr retard

when did baylor tie up the game?

>>150629327
Going for 70 kilos maybe

>>150629626
chapter 1: fuck
chapter 2: you

>>150629577
Congratulations. You now have a wife with a colostomy bag.

>>150629571
I BELIEVE THAT I CAN'T BREATHE

>>150629620
everything north of DFW is, even west. The Texas Rangers stadium is on the Choctaw reservation

>>150629644
book title: youre gay

>>150629622
I mean that is their ONE job

>>150629633
they kicked a fg in the middle of the quarter.
reffies been tryna get SMU back ahead since.

>>150629663
my gay what?

FUCK CATCH THAT SHIT IT WAS PERFECT

>>150629571
>even blacker UGA

UVA and NC State has unironically been the most entertaining game of this noon window.

>>150629685
gay as hell bitch

>>150629555
>just an atheist teenager
https://youtu.be/rkEOrVaBKIU

>>150629649
Poop is still coming our of her body, im talking about a women who legit doesnt poop, as god intended until that bitch Eve ate the apple and punished her with needing to poop like men

test

Illini bros...

>NC state stopping a 4th and 1
wtf

>>150629620
Half the state is

>>150629588
I've always heard this but rarely seen it in real life. Most women nowadays are very masculine and are psychotically possessive.

What's the logic going for two there?

>>150629759
Im have a wedding ring and nothing has changed in the women looking at me department

Baylor isn’t even a state

I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby, she's a Chippewa
She's a one of a kind

SMPoo scored

>>150629588
the real trick is to buy one of those silicone bands and then spend a bunch of time in the sun, and then remove it so you look like a divorcee or widow

migrate

>>150627276

>>150629776
make it a 7 point game

>smpoo vs gaylor isn't even televised
yikes

can the next thread be gaylor edition

>>150629803
they are going to make the playoff again off winning this game and losing to clemson in the ACC

Hey guys, I need some help for my mom. Shes trying to watch the FSU game on ESPN but its blocking us out despite having ESPN+. Might need to set up a pirate stream for her (which I can find myself but isnt idea) is there some easy solution to get ESPN to stop cucking us? This is the second time, happened against last week. this shit is fucked

>>150629209
>go to cider mill
>get apple cider donuts and hot apple cider
>go into haunted house
>she's scared grabs you
>40F at 9 pm
>just got out of haunted house
>wagon ride
> with your date in sweatshirts its cold
>she cuddles on you
>her nose and cheeks are red
>she stares into your eyes
>you both move forward to kiss
>hey femanon did you know michigan looked really good against new mexico, I think Bryce underwood will lead us to another natty
>wagon ride ends
>hey anon my dad called and says he wants me home
>drive her home
> hey femanon's father how are you
> I hear you are a michigan man, come down into my basement
> michigan helmets, michigan jersey's framed, a stuffed wolverine, small bar
>what do you think anon?
...to be continued
based on a true story

>>150629436
Is he the next great white hope?

>>150629868
https://thetvapp.to/event/baylor-bears-smu-mustangs-d617ea38af0130201ac40d901bf13d0f/

>>150629868
https://thetvapp.to/event/east-texas-am-lions-florida-state-seminoles-23bf555b2956fe362e113bae8a0a5317/

>>150629357
nice

>>150627157
bert make ya seethe?

>>150627911
I've been to that Panera. O-H