Thread 150629401

Patty Cuckitini

Why does this sport still exist when studies show that 96% of players suffer from CTE?

Oh wait, nevermind.

>>150629449
Your concern is noted.

>>150629459
Heckin injurinos!!!!!

>get completely exposed in the super bowl
>spend all offseason getting worse
why do people think the chiefs are a playoff contender again

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

>>150629459
After the int returns and sacks the yds was basically 0

Looks like I was right about Luke Altmyer..... :)

reminder: we would have won if the refs did their job

MY CHARGIES BOUT TO BOOTYBLAST THIS LEAGUE!

>>150629449
Thats just a white guys brain compared to a black guys brain, and 96% of players are black. CTE is a made up illness.

>>150629504
*blocks your path*

>Herbert starts dating a jewess
>immediately turns into Prime Mahomes against Mahomes himself

Ads are based. Grow up you non-ball-knowing faggots.

>>150629518
KEK

>>150629569
I'd take a jewess over settling in college for a silicone inflated poly hotwife before learning that I was going to be the best player of my specific era.

>>150629518
Many are saying this

>>150629514
>refs clearly favor the underdog team in both games played
>one is surprisingly close and the other ends in an upset
really makes you think

Pretending to be a chiefskiddie with reddit screenshot is a great gimmick.

>>150629514
You have to go back

>>150629647
>poly
She got that dog in her too

Cant wait for tomorrow. Finally, some commercial free football

>>150629647
She's smiling because she's thinking about fucking her dog lol

>>150629735
kek

My reffies withhold preferential treatment for TWO games and already chiefs fans are biting the hand that feeds.

browns bros, we're going to be okay

bills bros I'm worried about this season. who tf is josh throwing to?

>>150629647
Mahomes probably fell for the classic ploy of thinking it doesn't get better than the first pussy you stuck it in. I'd feel bad for the guy if his rings weren't blatantly fabricated.

The general is about 300% more relaxed today.

would you fuck her?

>>150629893
No.

>>150629893
That's a Missouri 8

>>150629893
Of course I would. I'd be embarrassed to admit what I'd be willing to fuck.

>>150629893
I've done worse

>>150629893
only if she has a penis

>>150629893
>her

Is there a greater feeling in the world the going into opening week Sunday with a win over the Chiefs already in your pocket?

My reffies are done coddling you spoiled brats.
It’s about time you queefs enter the real world without mama bird holding your hand and regurgitating victories into your beckoning beaks.
A mother will frequently consume her offspring if they deem them too weak and incapable to fend for themselves. We make the rules, queefs. You are blind and helpless as a baby bird without us.

>>150629893
Of course not. As a Chiefs fan I prefer the firm yet yielding touch of another man.

Not even us Chiefs fans expect to go to the Super Bowl every season.

Mahomes going to 5 Super Bowls so early is not normal so people have unrealistic expectations for this dynasty.

Brady didn't play in a 5th Superbowl until he was 34. This shit is not easy even for the goat.

>>150629893
ugly girls like her are why doggy style was invented

>>150629811
we stand with Deshaun

>pacebabbies
kekkeroni pizza

OH SAYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

>>150630018
Nah, Canadians invented it so they could both watch hockey

>>150630028
the Watson trade has to be the worst trade in nfl history, right?

Herbert is on pace to beat the chiefs in the wildcard and then win the owl.
The Brazil winner is the owl winner.

>>150629569
it's clearly something that other qbs should look into

>>150629505
- middle of the league in passer rating in 2023

- middle of the league in passer rating in 2024

- poor start to 2025 (89.5 passer rating in a loss)

>>150630076
It's 1b considering what the Walker trade did for Dallas in the 90s

>>150630076
on a technical level probably, but in the grand scheme these things are usually graded on how well the other team does and the Texans are being the Texans

>>150629994
Chiefs just got exposed for being ref babies...again.

>>150630076
Nothing will ever top the Herschel Walker trade

imagine your quarterback not putting up a 100+ passer rating season opener lmfao

>>150629893
How does she smell though?

Apologize now you filthy casuals, the Whiteman marches on!

what the fuck is his problem?

>>150630177
Isn't Mercury still in retrograde?

REFFIESS HELP USSSSSS

>>150630173
Like terrible barbecue sauce designed for children

>>150630151
The sheer volume of the Walker trade is insane. I'm not sure how anyone convinces themselves that an individual player is worthy of that much capital.

The way the Browns have hamstrung themselves with an insane fully guaranteed contract for a literal rapist that hadn't played football for a year is what makes it so bad. People conflate the contract with the trade.

Walker's is objectively much worse.

>>150630177
I'll apologize when he wins a playoff game

>>150630222
see you in february =)

>>150630194
She probably calls puddles she has to step over 'toxic'

>>150630233
Anon I..

>>150630218
>I'm not sure how anyone convinces themselves that an individual player is worthy of that much capital.

Yeah, that kind of idiocy/hubris is unreal

I missed the game last night, is it over for the Choofs?

>>150630076
not the worst, but it's up there: niners trading 3 first round picks and 1 third round pick for Trey Lance who took 102 snaps for them. If they didn't luck out with brock, the front office would have been cleaned out and the team put into a full rebuild

>>150630333
They got gaped wide and Xavier Worthy had his bussy shoulder plonked :)

Might see another 40 - 6 next week :)

>>150629980
Learn the name, respect the game. There will be no more soup kitchen hand out theatrics on the pitch. Be better men, or you'll be hearing from us.

>>150630333
its been over for months. that roster is complete ass outside of mahomes trey smith and chris jones

Chiefs D is ass. I thought Spags was elite

>best case scenario is a shoulder dislocation injury which requires 3 weeks
The last time Mahomes had a wide receiver with 1,000 yards was in 2021 with Tyreek Hill, and with Rice and Worthy's absence this trend will continue into 2026. Mahomes prime is wasted on Brett Veach's inability to put reliable weapons around him. 5 seasons of passing to WR2s & 3s.

>>150630333
can't win without refs. eagles despite not having a CB2 should still be favored to win at arrowhead next week.

>>150630389
Umm he did win 2 super bowls in a row

>>150630333
aye

>>150630333
the refs giveth, the refs taketh

why does no one talk about him?

>>150629449
Everyone knows the risk going in. It's part of the job. Don't want it? Don't aspire to play its that simple.

>>150629449
They get paid a lot

>>150630366
The fuck is a pitch?

>>150630426
Bahamas died

>>150630426
why should we? he's only good for injuring himself and sucking trump dick

>>150630426
did bahamas die?

>>150630417
Kelce led them to those two super bowls, he's washed now.

>>150630426
His name is too long

>>150630356
That's a little different because Lance had bad luck early on and might have rebuilt his hand by now.
Watson had warning signs and a huge cap number. Miami ended up getting waddle I think and some bust
Houston ended up getting Anderson and bunch of stuff

>>150630426
I do :) he's about to have a career year now that he has Ollie Gordon and the Dolphins have joined the broship :)

>>150630426
>braindead retard loves Drumph
Many suck cases!

>another season with no gf to watch football with me

;_;

>>150630389
oh please kelce had a 1300 yard season and juju smiff was 70 yards off 1000. next year both rice and kelce are 70 yards 1000. even last year with kelce being on a down year 80p yards. shut thr fuck up. boo hoo mahomes doesnt have jerry rice to throw to for 10 years poor him.

Tomorrow, the Green Gay Packers will send a message to the NFL world

>>150630557
how do I get a woman to love me like this?

>>150630557
this is a red flag btw

It’s not that surprising of a result. Chiefs were missing their WR1 and WR2, and the Chargers are a playoff team that came to make a statement. It’d be like the Eagles losing to the Cowboys without either AJ Brown or Devonte Smith. Like yeah, ok?
Chiefs are still the better team and it wouldn’t be the first time they started with an 0-1 asterisk game and won the super bowl.

The Tyreek Hill trade should be remembered as a failure for the Chiefs, they got great picks out of it but the GM keeps trying to emulate Tyreek's speed by drafting speedy-fragile-manlets who rarely work out.

In a world where they don't trade Tyreek Veach might have taken DK Metcalf over Mecole Hardman and Ladd McConkey over Xavier Worthy since he's not trying to emulate Tyreek's speed.

da flu

>>150630624
eagles won without aj brown or devonta smith kek

>>150630557
she's delaying him so Tyrone has the time to get dressed and sneak out the back door

>>150630624
the chiefs only have themselves to blame for missing their WR1+2

>>150630660
>trade him
>win 2 super bowls
Can't say I agree

>>150630624
Chargers were playing with a backup left tackle, left guard and center

>>150630557
ever watched sports with a woman? it's awful.

>>150630557
That's cute until you realize that's his little sister.

Holy shit bros, NFL Sunday tomorrow!

>>150630689
Yeah it’s becoming a tradition

>>150630475
busy slurping his own semen

>>150630721
then it becomes hot

>>150630726
Heh very based indeed :) get to watch Lamar and Baker and Goffie and Tua :)

whoa

I don't understand why you people even bother. The truth is that you are in her world. The script is generated to appease her. Her boyfriend wins when she wants it, loses when she wants to make him understand that her power is more important than a silly game, gets a TD when she is happy, gets hit when she is sad.

This is a game. Her game. And the entire NFL is just riding shotgun.

>>150630624
>>150630674
You used the wrong analogy. Eagles are a run-happy team so them losing their two RBs would be the equivilant. Or Jalen losing his ability to rush.

>>150630703
Chargers guard who was sick played in the game and their center got injured late in the game. They only lost their LT. But I agree with you, losing an LT is arguably more important than losing your WR1 so it's a tie. Chiefs losing their WR2 however is a different story.

>>150630794
i fucked a cousin but fucking a biological sibling is disgusting and over the line

>>150630726
>IT’S HAPPENING.gif

>>150630780
trip on temujin

>>150630805
i love Taylor but I just can't imagine her having sex especially with a big jock like Travis

>>150630726
All day watching redzone with the boys

>>150630805
I hope so... roger godeel owe us

>>150630211
I hope to add more to the collage

>>150630891
The age of artsy boys are over

yall sleeping on the cards

>>150630929
What you should be hoping is that I don’t find out where you live

Luke Altmyer having himself quite a day today..... Heh :)

>>150629853
It doesn't matter. He's Josh Allen. He can into anything and he's a cool guy.

>>150630967
>58k subscribers
thats sad

You guys think the Panthers can win tomorrow?

what happened to the ravens kicker that turned out to be a sex pest?

>>150630929
add the bucs crumpling him from the owl

>>150630689
Buck status?!?!

rate

>>150631016
>On May 5, 2025, the Ravens released Tucker after 13 seasons. On June 26, 2025, the NFL suspended Tucker for ten games following an investigation into allegations that Tucker engaged in inappropriate behaviors during massage sessions

>>150631040
Travis Kelce very lucky he scored that TD otherwise it would be a disasterclass

>>150631016
released and suspended for the first 10 weeks of the season, we'll see if some playoff hopefuls run into kicker trouble and decide to pull the trigger

>>150631056
>another st louis team
>san antonio team
>toronto, mexico city, paris, and london team

>>150630721
>that's his little sister.

>>150630475
I think I'm the only Caribbean Anon left. Things are getting silly down here.

>>150631056
>u.s. existing past 2035

>>150631056
Holy FUARK my raiders go through 11 name changes

FUN FACT: Mahomes could retire for the next 4 seasons and still be ahead of Brady's pace.

i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

>>150631056
>no repeats

>>150631142
You should make a meme page or whatever zoomers do these days, these are good

>>150631142
>Mahomes could retire for the next 4 seasons
*5* seasons

>>150631112
does this game actually have incest or is it just a meme?

There it is

>>150631178
what happened here

>>150631212
The sister Leslie is 100% a brocon

>>150631178
>allows his preteen sons to stand between him and a man twice his size
what a fucking pussy lol
I hope his wife is cheating on him

>>150631246
Brotacon?

>>150629853
The same if not a little better than last year. Dont worry, the defense and special teams will let us down.

>>150631178
Eagles D vs my chiefs receivers

Now that we got that planned loss out of the way, my chiefies are going 16-1.

>>150629871
cope more faggot

why does reddit hate the chiefs and cowboys so much?

>>150630963
Josh Simmons is going to have growing pains. He has a murderers row of DLs he has to play in his first 5 games. His performance was spotty but he showed glimpses of brilliance.

Luke Altmyer secures another win for my Fighting Illini :) ya seethe? :)

>>150631178
Chiefskiddies facing the truth that Brady is the GOAT

>>150630146
they lost their WR1 in the first quarter. fuck off

>>150630785
I'm gonna watch my Saints play and endure the suck this season. Best of luck to your Ravens, they got a real shot this year, plus I'm rooting hard for Lamar to finally do it.

>>150631212
No sir, no incest at all

>>150631298
>AEW
I'm officially out on this guaranteed bust. I don't trust a QB who enjoys flippy garbage and probably faps to japanese women.

>>150631318
Herbert was playing without his starting LT, who you said is the second most important position in the game

>literally commit a crime
>face no punishment

what the fuck?

>>150630794
I think it will be kino.

>>150631362
forgot my pic

Realistically speaking can my chiefs make the playoffs ater starting 1-6

>>150631299
It’s always embarrassing how little you Brady glazing /pol/tards know
Here was one of Brady’s week 1 games! Did he do better than the Chiefs did against the Chargers without their starting wide receivers?

By the way, the Patriots went on to win the super bowl that year.

>>150631362
ur gay

>>150631358
Not that anon but if I had to chose between losing a WR1 and a LT I'm choosing to lose the WR1. LT's are more valuable.

With that said, Chiefs losing their WR2 was a bit much. There should be no excuses for losing to the Chargers though.

>>150631044
I can fix her.

>>150631401
They went back to the owl but didn’t win, that was the Nick Foles game

>>150630721
There is literally nothing wrong with sharing physical affection with your little sister.

>Chiefskiddies show up at the same time on weekends too
Based parents regulating their internet time

what the actual FUCK?

>>150631453
>I'm not that anon
>but I'm going to agree with everything he said

>>150631268
What in the fuck

>>150631318
Oh sweetie

>>150631482
Lindy

>>150631472
cope

>>150631400
Chiefs are expected to lose against the Eagles so they will be 0-2. Teams that start off 0-2 have only a 10% chance of winning the Superbowl.

The Superbowl hangover is real. When a team loses the owl they almost always have a down year. This was expected.

>>150631056
You could ask it the exact same question again and it'd just make up something completely different.
The fact that someone made a graphic for that without knowing how ChatGPT works shows they are retarded.

>>150631482
Based and hillbillypilled

>>150631056
Fuck off

Alright so I posted Epstein Island and you guys are talking about crimes and no being punished and incest and kids
Is this trolling

Chiefs will be a completely different team by the time they get Rashee Rice and Worthy back in five weeks

>>150631488
I'm not the anon who you were responding to but I am the anon who said losing an LT is really bad.

>>150631531
If we win vs eagles we are sooo back tho

I like this actually

>>150631178
>EaglesvsCommanders2024

>>150631531
The niggles are really soft this year. There is zero chance that we lose next week.

>>150631482
>can survive off the grid with a 2026 superbowl ring in hand
based

>>150631531
>T-teams that start 0-2 have a 10% chance of making the super bowl!! Source: my ass!!

Yeah it’s two losses buddy, shut the fuck up

>>150631298
>amateur football
Fuck off

>>150631527
>canned meme response kiddies spam when they're new
Every day I'm proven more right

>>150631503
That picrel didn't even end up being true. The guard who was sick ended up playing despite having da flu.

>>150631600
You're talking about the team that made Herbert look like a first team All Pro

>we
should be an autob&

Im pretty sure watching the chiefs play are giving me more gray hair

>>150631634
Not exactly on topic ia it?

>>150631600
We aren’t beating the Eagles without Rice and Worthy, be serious

>>150631482
legette is based

r8 my outfit, /nfl/. i have plans tonight and want to make a good impression

>>150631634
IAYC :)

>>150631617
Not him but you can google it yourself if you dont believe it. On average teams have less than a 12% of making the playoffs when starting 0-2

>>150631726
why is the afc west so full of these fans?

>>150631738
I do not care. It’s two losses. The game isn’t played in arbitrary stat sheets

>>150631617
>>150631600
>>150631589
>If the Chiefs wind up falling to 0-2, it will be hard not to at least blow the dust off the panic button for Kansas City. Since 1990, fewer than 12 percent of teams that start 0-2 have gone on to make the postseason.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/09/06/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs-week-1-loss-chargers-brazil-patrick-mahomes-travis-kelce-justin-herbert

>>150631655
Divisional games are always tough. The Cowboys were a couple of dropped passes away from looking like a playoff team against the defending superbowl champs. My Chiefs are fine.
>>150631700
The Eagles are going to be 1-3 going into October.

>>150631644
Wait so the LT was out and their guard had the flu?
You can't make this up

Stat nerds are the worst

For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

why won't anyone give him a chance?

>>150629401 (OP)
'morrow

>>150631765
>2 losses
1 of which was to a divisional rival meaning the Chiefs are likely going to be at least half a game behind them until the rematch

>>150629449
That's a fairly small amount of brain damage for an average American, I'd say? The main reason American brains get cooked so fast and "last" so short is that there isn't much density to them. I wouldn't WANT to endure a double helping of CTE in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>150631832
His woman has a fuller back(side)

>>150631832
I dont trust white men whos married to big booty latinas

Show their weak

>>150631832
To let him spend more time with his wife.

>>150631817
And they don't even know ball either. The only true way to settle their faggy debates is through pic related

OH NO NO NO NO NO

What we really need to do is trade for a running back. In fact it already should have happened. Our running back room is just not good enough, Pacheco is the new CEH at this point and Hunt is ancient. Letting Carson Steele go was retarded.
If we don’t trade for a running back soon, I really believe it’s over. We need a ground game.

>won a 3 prop parlay on Chiefs-Chargers
>won Illinois +14 over Duke

Heh.... Looks like The Kiwi can't stop winning :)

>>150631844
Harbaugh has a mental block that prevents him from beating Pete Carroll and the Denver defense is going to murder Herbert. The Chargers will be 2-2 going into October while my Chiefs will be 3-1.

>>150631832
I've i were a GM, I'd sign him to a 1-year fully guaranteed $2,000,000 contract in exchange for one night with his wife

>>150631844
There is a very low chance the Chargers have an equivalent record to the Chiefs by December, they’ll probably be several games behind by then

>>150631899
Its so frustrating watching Pacheco running like a retard into players when the opposite team RB is running smart

>>150631800
>>150631358
I'm not sure why my fellow Chiefs fans are making excuses. We got our ass beat.
>Chargers LT was out
>Chargers G had the flu and got sidelined
>Chargers C got injured and got sidelined
Chiefs have no business losing this game even without their WR1 and WR2. Chargers showed up ready to play, the Chiefs just didn't have the energy today. Shit happens but we're not concerned about it. They're still the Chargers at the end of the day and we are the Chiefs.

Don't respond to him. It's hilarious to watch him be so desperate for attention

>>150631924
>>150631948
That sounds like some serious cope

i don't pay attention to college ball. how is bill doing in the cfb?

>>150631978
It’s an annual reality actually

>>150631997
Heh..... You don't wanna know

>>150631978
>he actually thinks the Chorgers are contenders
>smuganimeslut.jpg

>>150632005
>annual reality
This is Carroll's first year in the AFCW

>>150631997
He doesn't have the GOAT Brady so take a guess

>>150631891
>bro is retarded

If only there were signs..... heh

>>150632032
Carroll is not the coach of the Chargers bud

>>150631978
1. We played in Brazil
2. Beating a team 7 out of 8 times you're bound to lose eventually. Can't win them all.
3. Chiefs were in it until that final drive, something that were fucking known for and teams are agraid of us because of it.
4. We did win a sb after lose to the lions in wk1
5. Few less penalties and a couple more 1st down conversions and its our game. Those are easy adjustments.

we'll clean stuff up and make it to the owl yet again

>>150631832
>Look up his wife to find more pictures of her
>First thing that pops up is drama between here and some Jersey Shore skank

God I hate women so godamn much

>>150630194
She's mad he married some other beard

>>150631899
>>150631949
I think Mahomes had more rushing yards than the RB room. I blame it on Reid and his disdain for the run game. Chiefs offense looked the best when Eric Beienemy was the coordinator and is it a coincidence he was a a running back coach.
>Pacheco
When Kareem Hunt got off his sofa in 2024 and had similar production to Pacheco it exposed him as a fraud. And Kareem Hunt isn't even good any more, he was probably on his way out of the league before the Chiefs called.

>>150632074
He's the coach of the Raiders who that other anon felt the need to mention iut of nowhere

>>150631997
in his first game, his team gave up the most points in his entire career

anyway, I'm glad he blacklisted himself from the nfl. he so badly wanted to beat shula's record and all he had to do to get another HC job was to give up GM control but he couldn't control his ego and is now touching his legacy

>>150632160
Yeah because the Raiders are going to BTFO the fraud chargers

>>150632160
Oh I see. Yeah I think the Raiders will surprise people this year, I’ve been saying that all offseason. They won’t be last in the division (Broncos ahem)

>>150632208
If that happens then wouldn't that make the Chiefs even bigger frauds

>>150632208
>he honestly believes this
kek

>>150631899
It's the scheme that's the problem. It has a bunch of passes to simulate short run plays.

Chiefskiddies are so sensitive kek

>Parsons expected to play vs Detroit but won't play every down due to his lingering back injury
I can already hear the cope
>J-just wait until Parsons is healthy!

>>150632220
>they'll surprise people this year
>by not finishing last
lol so when you hanging the banner?

>>150631899
At this point every defensive coordinator knows the Chiefs run game is non-existent so they can put all their resources into stopping the pass

>>150631891
"Plagued" seems a bit dramatic

>>150632223
One fluke game does not make the Chiefs frauds. We will easily win the division.
>>150632241
Kys brown

>>150632262
A known issue of Josh Simmons is that he starts off games with great technique but starts making mistakes when he gets tired. That will change as he learns how to pace himself. He has the physical attributes and player IQ to be elite so we're not worried about it.

now that the chiefs dynasty is over, who is the current "bad guy" of the nfl?

>>150632285
I’m a Chiefs fan, I just respect what the Raiders are doing rn

>>150632394
see >>150631142

>>150631923
Congrats man. I only remember the 3TD passes from your parlay and I didn't believe that was going to hit.

He was right

What is the biggest/most fun/most important game tomorrow?

>>150632394
Eagles, I guess. I dunno

>>150632457
Mahomes played like a god last night

>>150632457
Patty can't even Brady bod.
Kekaroo

>>150632483
>bad guys
>can barely scrape a win away from Spit Dickshit
The Niggles are a paper tiger.

>>150629514
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>>150632394
>*shows up in your mirror*
>*reaches out and strangles you*
>*leaves an Arrowhead painted in your blood on the wall*
>*disappears back into the mirror*

Who’s the bad guy now?

>>150632262
>He's the next Trent Williams!
>61 PFF grade
>2 false starts because he knows he's not quick enough against NFL caliber players

When are mahomoniggers going to commit suicide?

1. ravens v bills
2. lions v packers
3. bengals v browns (for the spaghetti)

>>150632525
Damn, dude. They're really in your head.

>>150632570
Hell yeah. Such great games. I’m most looking forward to Vikings and Bears, seeing where those two teams are at

who was in the wrong here?

>>150632556
>better stats than Brady
>can take a four year break from football and would still be on pace to beat his records
>doesn't have to cheat to win
>doesn't molest his children
Mahomes is objectively better than Brady in every way

>>150632520
And Mahomes ages, Reid runs out of ideas, and Kelce is about to retire it just shows that the Chiefs GM hasn't given them enough to win. It worked when they were in their primes but now they legitimately need more help.
Their WRs are fucking terrible, below average for sure, the OL is average at best, the RBs are average at best.

>>150632389
I don't know why you're pretending that you have even a basic understanding of what an olinemen does

>>150632651
Snapper tastes better

>>150632520
Yeah, God AWFUL

>>150632570
bengals will demolish the browns, you fucking retard

Reid played like shit last night

>>150632651
I want to go fishing and have a beer with Eli

>>150632711
Very real, he’s so overrated. That run up the gut with Pacheco on a 2nd and 10 is peak Andy Reid

>>150632457
>>150632522
Mahomes looked great after the 2nd quarter, he just didn't have WRs to keep up with him. It's like taking a lamborghini engine and putting it into a Kia sedan.

They planned to have Rice then he got suspended then they planned to have Worthy and he got injured. Now we're back to the same shitshow on offense we've had for the last 3 seasons where he's throwing to a ragtag group of WR3s.

>>150632666
This. They haven't had a WR with 1k yards since Tyreek Hill in 2021. Mahomes prime is wasted with this roster.

>>150632684
Massive cope. When was the last time your poverty franchise won the owl? Oh wait let me guess, you're a "lifelong" Eagles fan of six months or something.

Xavier Worthy is on my FF team. How fucked am I?

>>150632457
Truly the Nostradamus of our time

I'm going to download a bunch of tiktoks of thots for halftime faptime tomorrow

do yall have any preferences?

>>150632773
K I L L Y O U A R E S E L F
F A N T A S Y F A G G O T

>>150632791
not really, raj

>>150632745
I can't blame Veech after it worked for a few years but you can clearly see Mahomes and Reid are struggling with a washed kelce as a decoy and average at best skill players.

>>150632773
Sasha Gray toilet scene-tier

>>150632773
Assuming you didn't draft him before the 5th round you should be fine. If your team can't take losing one key piece you were never gonna win the league anyway

>>150632791
post in any gamethread but the steelers one please

>>150632653
>On pace

>>150632817
Thanks, I feel better already!

>>150632791
get some brown and black girls. I'm tired of whities and asians

when is Lamar Hunt going to step in an do something about this uppity buck

he dindu nuffin anyway

>>150630600
how many for Kerby and Branch?

>>150632845
Is that the chick on the chargers subreddit that never shows her face but routinely posts vids of herself getting fucked?

>>150632773
You think the panthers can win tomorrow?

If I'm Reid I'm benching my starters against the Eagles because if you get blown out again you can lose the locker room. They won't have Rice or Worthy.

>>150632855
>says stats are for nerds
>pulls out (misleading) stats when losing an argument
Bradyfags are embarrassing

>>150632855
The Chiefs are on pace to lose 17 games.

>>150632899
4 middle fingers, 2 ints

>>150632791
Need some hags/cougars preferably 50+

>>150632871
Poor guy he doesn't deserve this. Travis is a dick

>>150632932
I do, we have 2 1000 yd RBs and better receivers than last season. Only worry is our weak linebackers.

>>150632871
What is his fuckin problem?

>>150632791
Post satanic labubu unboxing tiktoks

>>150632947
It's possible that they get unlucky and lose every game, it is!

you're not a real fan unless you recreated your stadium in Minecraft

>>150632791
Make sure to post some cute black girls. I've come down with jungle fever recently.

>>150632997
Remember that Dave Chappelle sketch where he married Oprah?
That's Kelce right now

>>150633022
>flat world
So lame
It's more impressive when people clear out the normal terrain for builds

>>150632653
>being this delusional

>>150632885
based

>>150632825
I think they won in spite of Veach. The Jones, Kelce, Tyreek, were all added before Veach was the GM and they played the biggest role in the Superbowls.

>>150633016
I'm euphoric. I'm not even hungover.

>>150633068
>no argument
I accept your concession

why does the chiefs organization hate WRs so much?

>>150632871
>>150632972
I'm glad Kelce did that but after he took out Worthy he really can't say anything to them. Losing worthy is probably why they lost.

>>150633047
I sit behind a conservative black chick from florida at work with insane thicc curves and DDs, its fucking torture of the best kind

>>150633113
WRs are divas that want attention, Kelce and Mahomes are the real stars of the show. Conflict ensues.

>>150633113
if i remember correctly, no team has won an owl with a WR on the roster making $16 million or more per year. so the chiefs go for cheap options

>>150633113
Veach’s two blind spots are WR and RB. It’s a miracle Rice and Worthy turned out decent. Otherwise he’s making decisions like drafting Hardman over Metcalf, or CEH over Jonathon Taylor

>>150633113
don't want to step on worst kelce's toes

>>150633170
Didn't Eagles just win with AJ Brown who is one of the highest paid WRs in the league?

>>150633093
>>150631639

>>150633170
kek are you retarded lil bro?

>>150631298
finna boutta meatchicken oklahomo later
underwood compared to last year's """""""""""""""""QB""""""""""""""""""" play is ridiculous

>>150633223
he made $17.5 million last season, so let's bump the threshold to $18 million

>>150633170
This is a dumb stat because of inflation.

>>150633165
>Kelce
Kelce led them to 3 rings, but he looks washed. In the past if they lost their WR1 & 2 he would have carried the team. He doesn't have it any more. Father time is undefeated except against Brady, Lebron, and Jerry Rice.

>>150633093
You see those rings? Stay quiet nigger.

Queefs are so fucking done lel

>>150633349
lebitch hasn't played defense in over a decade retard

>>150631891
I thought it was pretty obvious.

i hope lions fans are finally learn to be humble. they finally stop sucking ass for 3 seasons and act like they've won an owl. actually win one first before being cocky shit talkers

>>150633370
All I see is a bunch rings made worthless by an asterisk. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick needed to cheat to win. Mahomes and the Chiefs built a dynasty on hard work and perseverance.

>>150632939
Dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

>>150631891
Learning disabilities aren't real.

>>150633377
It’s over

>>150633113
>>150633185
The team owner has to accept that Brett Veach is shit at WR and RB and pay consultant fee to John Dorsey to draft for that position.

>his team charges more than $10 per beer

couldn't be me

>Chefs have >philly next
lmao it's so over

>>150633516
Michelin tires

>>150633392
I'm sure Biogenesis is a reason too

>>150633412
Fuck you we have no idea when the ride will be over SUCK OUR DICK FAGGOT

>>150633532
Philly defense sucked against Dallass though

>>150630614
Agreed. It's a complete red flag for anybody to give a shit about anybody else.

>>150633487
Im gonna miss the kiddies on here once it sinks in and they leave

>>150631298
He even looks like Flaccie :)

>>150633469
>Dumbest thing I've heard in a while.
The Eagles might booty blast them even worse now that they don't have Worthy and Rice. If you get blown out again Reid will lose the locker room. Dynasties end when you lose the locker room, ask the 49ers how that went for them. Chiefs should bench their starters against the Eagles.

>>150633506
>baltipoor has the cheapest beer
>there isn't mass violence at each home game

surprising

>>150633412
>are finally learn to be
bastard bich

>>150633592
I’m not going anywhere <3

>>150633532
Yeah it's over for Filthydelphia. The Chiefs have a 100% chance of winning. Cap this.

>>150633563
And the chiefs everything sucked against the fucking Chargers.

>>150633465
Lmaooooooooo the chiefs and mojones had to buy bowls to win, Brady destroyed everyone that's why in everyone's eyes mahomo will never be the goat.

>>150631891
I love how this dude claims Caleb has a learning disability with 0 proof. I love how he published this hit piece 3 days before the Bears' season opener. I love how he only has a single anonymous source. I love how the writer of this article was kicked out of tbr Bills. I love how he's a Packers fan who also wrote a hit piece on Aaron Rodgers. I love how none of this stuff has come to light until now from the SINGLE anonymous source he has. This is the kind of "journalism" you faggots claim to hate but since it's a Caleb hit piece it's time to throw all of yojr standards out of the window and believe it.

Bench the starters!

Chiefs can't win without their WR1 and WR2.

If the Eagles blowout the Chiefs again Reid will lose the locker room!

>>150633465
>hard work and perseverance.

KEK

The writing is on the wall for the Queefs. Time to jump ship before it's too late.

>>150633598
Das racis

tick tock detoilet

back into the dumpster you go

>>150633656
>baseless slander
What else can you expect from a faggot queer who wants to suck Tom Brady's cock.

>>150633656
>Brady destroyed everyone

Yeah like Nick Foles and Eli Manning
It’s crazy how /pol/tards really believe Brady was an unbeatable god, he actually got embarrassed and blown out far more often than Mahomes. He even got benched and almost lost his starting job

>>150630999
That's based. You don't need more.

>>150633618
>39 seconds
Damn, you guys really are sensitive

>>150633731
You didn't watch any of those games

which nfl YouTubers does /nfl/ recommend?

is urinating tree still good?

>>150633731
You didn't watch any of those games, you fucking fraud

>>150633761
>N-no you

>>150633786
Remind me how Brady lost in 2007 again. I'm not even a Patti's fan either

>>150633598
Losing after you get slapped like that must feel awful. That's why you should always fight back and except the penalty being canceled out. You don't want to walk away from a loss AND a bitch slap.

>>150633784
Apparently this is the best response these bots can muster lol
Thanks for playing retards, now stop embarrassing yourselves here and go back

>>150633602
He'll lose the locker room if he sits his starters you fucking retard.
49ers were forced to sit out their starters because they were fucking injured.

>>150633700
Cant do that playing at home

Mahomie will tryhard if the defense lock in we can bullshit our way to a dub

>>150633715
we have the better QB, better roster, and better coach, packturd

>>150633779
https://www.youtube.com/@hbtCHIEFS

>>150633830
See
>>150633819

The kiddies are riled up. Must have missed their nappies.

>>150633849
>bullshit our way to a dub
You don't know ball. We don't need bullshit to beat the Niggles. Our victory is guaranteed.

>>150633628
Many people are saying this!

>>150633871
I don’t even know what you’re trying to ask me sorry

which will cause more shitposting on /sp/?

eagles BTFO of the chiefs or chiefs beating the eagles?

Queefs fans are acting like it's their Super Bowl if they beat the Eagles next week. Like it's real revenge. Kek

>>150633904
>THE CHIEFS LOST ONE FLUKE GAME THE DYNASTY IS OVER
Cope. Prepare you anus for another back to back Chiefs superbowl win.

>>150633947
We aren’t going to win and nobody is acting like that, stop inventing boogeymen to cry about

kek choof fags in full on cope mode

>>150633922
The first.
Kiddies will be mindbroken

>>150633170
Eagles had two lol

Just took the smelliest rankest Mahomes of my life. Almost didn't make it to the Kansas City in time

>beating the chiefs in the regular season is the chorgers' super bowl

why are the chargers so pathetic?

>>150633981
>pretending to be a Chiefs fan
Pathetic. Real fans know we are going to win this

>>150633836
Chiefs beating the 49ers in the Superbowl then beating them again in the regular season mentally broke them. Deebo kicked the kicker, Trent Williams and Brandom Aiyuk sat out for money. One of them even quit during a game and refused to play.
When a team wins they act selfless and take paycuts to keep the band together. When they get dominated by a team is when you lose the locker room and your team falls apart. If the Eagles put another beating on them the dynasty ends.

>>150633981
>>150633891

CHEFS CAN STIL LGO 20-0
HERES WHY

>>150634024
Falseflaggers trying to make us look insufferable say we’re going to win, we have no chance without our starting receivers

>>150633922
chiefs winning since it will be an upset and chiefs """""fans"""""" will release months of pent up energy from their ass kicking in the owl

>>150633920
That's because you didn't watch the game lmao

>>150634063
Ok fake fan we get it. Go back to posting about how much you love Tom Brady

>>150629514
Yes this game clearly showed what happens when they aren’t in their pocket.

>>150629414
done in one tbqhafwyfam

Losing to the Chargers? Here's 5 reasons why that's actually a GOOD thing

>>150634040
Falseflag, stop being gullible
>DAE MY CHIEFS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD UNLIKE ALL YOUR SHIT TEAMS AND ARE GOING TO BLOW OUT THE EAGLES HEH FRAUD EAGLES HEH

We're changing up the script. It's the Iggles time now for some coddling.

If you get BTFO once by a team it's a lesson you can learn from. When you get BTFO twice it's a humiliation ritual. Bench the starters. Don't do this to them. You couldn't win with Worthy and now you don't have him.

Mahomo needs a pristine perfectly healthy team AND refs to succeed. KWAF (kek what a fraud)

>>150634165
Based refried
I kneel

>>150630429
>Everyone knows the risk going in. It's part of the job. Don't want it? Don't aspire to play its that simple.
dumb take. this game is played all across the country from peewee to highschoolers without any money changing hands. 1/5000 chance of going pro...and even going 'pro' and hanging on the practice squad for a couple seasons isn't enough to retire on

>>150634158
>muh falseflag
You Chiefags have been insufferable for years. Nobody believes you.

>>150634187
This but unironically. A team like the Eagles is constructed where it's a team effort. The OL and RBs all work together to win games whereas with the Chiefs it's very QB dependent and when your QB has no fucking weapons shit is going to go bad for you.

>>150634283
They make us12s look tolerable

>>150634283
It’s probably you doing it if you can’t see how it’s an obvious falseflag. It’s someone who hates the Chiefs trying to make us look bad and bait (You)’s that satisfyingly shit on the Chiefs.

>>150633977
Sounds like you're the one coping

>>150629449
A white American with severe CTE is still smarter than the average Russian

>>150634336
I wasn't being ironic in the slightest but yeah

SHEEEEESH

Big bro was aura farming in a big spot ngl

>>150633830
>queefie calling someone else a bot
lol

>>150634069
>chiefs winning since it will be an upset
chiefs are still favored to win

>>150634402
>smacked Kelce
>smacked down the 2pt
>smacked down a big conversion attempt in the 4th
He buck broke the Chiefs

hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

>>150633904
>>150634378
That post was made under the assumption Rice was going to get a delayed suspension as was the case back then. It also assumed Worthy would not get injured on the very first snap. Nice smear job though.

>>150634438
Because we are obviously and objectively the better team.

>>150634402
I dont understand any of this

>>150634402
I want to sanction a hit on this n

>>150634461
then it's not an upset

>>150634031
>take paycuts to keep the band together
This almost never happens retard. Agents job is to maximize what their client can make.

>>150630557
my wife and my routine nowadays
>come in through garage...got to kitchen to wash hands
>wife "how was work?" with a disinterested tone
>me "it was work" and go say hi to the kids.
>ignore each other until bedtime where we give each other a 'rather be anywhere else' hug and fall asleep
13 more years until the youngest kid is out of the house...then im gone
thanks for reading my blog

>>150633731
>/pol/ reeeeee!!!
You queefs are the most insecure bitches on the planet.

>>150634491
Given how short careers are there is no reason to do this unless you are a QB, but even for Brady who rarely got paid his worth his wife at the time was making more than he was and he had a ton of other money coming in.

>>150634129
You just know that's going to be a Nick Wright bit on Mondays show lol

Will we ever see another?

>>150633731
fine, you wanna go the /pol/ route? take this stat for what its worth, every time tom won the superbowl he was taller than the other teams quarterback
everytime tom lost the superbowl the other teams quarterback was taller than him
height is everything, manlets are ngmi encoded genes dictate who wins the game every time

>>150633947
>>150633981
>Queefs fans are acting like it's their Super Bowl if they beat the Eagles next week.
As a Chiefs fan I just wanted to get that win over them so Eagles fans could fuck off. They are the most annoying fanbase. Our teams went 1-1 in Superbowls and let's just leave it at that. With Rice and Worthy we would have beaten their ass. Simple as. Enjoy another injury asterisk game.

>>150634461
Not better than the chargers apparently

>>150634522
Ooof that's grim. Guessing you only married her because you got her pregnant?

>>150634478
I never said it would be an upset. Anybody saying that the Chiefs win would be an upset is a false falseflagger.

>>150634563
I think QBs are the only ones that have done this. Although I read that Brady found some loophole where the Patriots paid a bunch of money to a shell company owned by his dad.

>>150634528
That’s all it is, he becane your football fuhrer around the time of the politicized Falcons Patriots game and especially after “Mutthomes” entered the league and started challenging his legacy. You don’t actually know ball and just blithely assume he won all the time. You guys are retarded and need to go back

Tart is based

why do you still watch this rigged-ass sport

>>150634696
>Chiefs lose
>suddenly they cry LE RIGGED
Nah fuck you get fucked

>>150634402
Uh oh
Swifties are NOT happy

He really didn’t need to style on the queefs as he beat them but I still appreciate the effort.

>be in LA
>stuck with the giants and commies

what the fuck?

>>150634491
>>150634563
>Agents job is to maximize what their client can make
There's always a team out there willing to pay you more. If Chris Jones is negotiating for a contract he's always going to accept a little less to stay in KC where he's played his entire career and won 3 rings. You can't tell me that's not a little bit of a factor in negotiations. Can't imagine him saying the Panthers will pay me 5M more so I'm going to give up on going to Superbowls.

>Dolphins moneyline +190

Am I missing something? Are people really that low on the Dolphins that they think they're gonna lose to danny doghshit?? This feels like stealing

>>150634769
>celebrating a 1-score victory. pretty sad to be honest

>>150634664
>queefie cope wall of text

>>150634787
Sorry you don't get to watch Los Niners, Paco

>>150634664
You're going back

>>150634870
Que malo :(

>>150634769
>>150634822
Meh, just let the Chargers have their win. Chiefs can't bully them in the post and regular season. That's unfair.

>>150634790
Yes what your saying is true but it's not like he was taking some major pay cut. He still became the highest defensive tackle ever when he got extended.

>>150634822
>t.

>>150634592
>Ooof that's grim. Guessing you only married her because you got her pregnant?
nope, we were great before the pregnancy. Postpartum Depression in a woman who's terrified of taking medicine/bit of a hypochondriac

>>150634664
Holy hissy fit. They really are children

Jongo jango has scored the touchdown!

>>150634664
This. Bradyfags are just electiontourists.

I hate the summer so fucking. Easily the worst season.

>>150635038
>newfag cope
You love to see it

>>150635038
>He thinks everyone who talks bad about Mahomes is a "Brady fan"
It's so funny when you say something bad about Mahomes, Chiefs fans will automatically bad mouthing Brady out of nowhere.
Such an insecure fanbase.

>>150634966
Try being a better husband and father if you want your relationship to improve. Whining about your (probably fictional) family online isn't going to solve your problems.

What’s tomorrow’s Battle of Mid?

>>150635131
Niners @ Seahawks

>>150635131
Cardinals vs Saints

>>150635038
I hate electiontourists but this is either b8 or newfag cope

>>150634966
Postpartum isn't real, bro. That's how white women get out of the responsibilities of motherhood.

SB MVP Jalen Hurts

>>150635131
Commies Giants

Swiftie nation in disarray. We need a new album dropped quick for morale boost Tay Tay!

>>150634664
>if you don’t like mahomes you’re from /pol/!!!!!

>>150635131
Raiders @ Patriots

>>150635117
>Try being a better husband and father if you want your relationship to improve. Whining about your (probably fictional) family online isn't going to solve your problems.
done couple and individual conseling. my therapist says i should just leave...but we're working on 'coping skills' since i refuse for the kids. I'm actually engaging with a 'coping skill' now. watching football and bantering with retards on here. she says it counts as a break

>>150635185
>That's how white women get out of the responsibilities of motherhood.
she says shes fine. just my uneducated diagnosis. happy go lucky girl shits out a baby and becomes constant cunt. who knows?

>>150635206
>People who hate Taylor Swift-Raiders Fand

>>150635314
I forgot
This is the raiders fans in their natural habitat

>>150635314
Is this part of the hustle or the bustle?

>>150634251

1/5000 is 0.02%

who wrote this shit

>>150635225
Knowballfag is Mexican kek

>>150635314
they had to get it on. the subway was making a move

>>150635237
Probably but both teams have new HCs

>>150635374
our ai overload gemini

>>150635365
It's just raiders fans
>>150635387
It's just two dudes playing. Not actual sex

New

>>150635453

>>150635453

>>150635453

>>150635374
Zoomers are using AI to study and learn. It's insane. Wikipedia has turned into nonsense

>>150635245
Therapy is for women and only is a pseudo legit means of quantifying anything male as bad. Trust your balls nigga. That being said she's your wife, help the bitch out if you can.

>>150632791

GOING TO NEED FUCKING SAUCE

>>150631891
>yiddish origin

ZOG media targeting Chicago because they hate the Pope
classic