Thread 150631827

First for Clairo

How hyped are you anons?

Want milktruckisimova to win, but Sabalenka is the safe choice obviously

>>150631989
I've got my glass of milk ready to go.

>>150631989
>Finals giga-choker vs finals giga-choker
not sure what to expect tobehonest, Amanda can't serve worth shit though

>>150631878
Clairo looks like THAT now??

The black guy on ESPN just said he wanted Ass-a-mova to win.

OH SAYYYYYYYYY CAN YOU SHART

lets go amanda

ATB > SSB

On this day 4 years ago pic rel, the most beautiful lady in WTA history, beat Shelby Rogers 6-2 6-1 in the last 16

>>150631827 (OP)
for me it's Belgium's brave Aryna Sabalenka

Is there a roster of all the ballpersons somewhere?

Now that we have the technology to put subtitles on a screen, aren't sign language interpreters just woke theater? Like - why would a deaf person want to look at this interpretative bullshit when they can just read words?

>>150632213
No, it got destroyed along with the other Epstein docs.

>>150632237
Deaf people are illiterate, anon.

Do you watch the other matches besides singles?

What if she gets double bageled again?

Can she do it?

>>150632395
Wheelchair tennis is better than normal tennis. Prove me wrong.

>>150632421
She won’t

Mandaaaa

>>150632421
Isn't that why we are all watching?

Ist hier Amanda Dermichknutscht?

So what will be more humiliating for the americans?
Being beaten by a belarussian who is now socially acceptable to hate?
Or needing a russian import to beat her?

>>150632421
You think she's ever been double-bageled behind a Jersey City 7-11?

>>150632652
No but definitely one in Miami

>>150631878
USA flags with worst taste in women, always.

Biggest tittied final since…?

>>150632421
remember that right before that happened, she knocked kwabalenka out

>>150632199
Followed by UK flags, lel

Sabaka

>>150632343
Don't like her hair color

The Battle of the Fat Mommy Milkers (2025) has begun.

>>150632818
You prefer when it’s fully dark?

>cheering a double fault
normally classless but i'll accept it since sabalenka is an obnoxious grunting beast

Sabalenka will definitely be a strong contender for KWABOTY if she loses this

My dad keeps asking me if Anisimova is from a rich family and I don't know if he means like relatively rich or like Pegula rich

>>150632860
Black hair with blue eyes on a beautiful European face is the ultimate classic beauty

I like this colour mostly >>150621991

>>150632913
Tell him her dad died of a heart attack and he’ll leave you alone.

dews

What’s the chance this match goes over 3 hours? I have work in a bit

lets go Zsisters

feel like Manda finna choke

>>150633010
Likely not. Just record it, bro.

So sexist Trump will only visit men's final?

>>150632913
Why does it matter for him

Most tennis players are from either upper middle class or tennis related (coaches parents) senpaitachi
You need really really lots of on court and personal coaching during formative years(check the photos of pros during 5-10 years, they all have their technique solidified before puberty!), and that costs a lot.

Then you need to grind tournaments wins, first point into rankings. So that requires lots of travel and money for travel
I think it's relatively cheaper in south France and Spain, where there are lots of courts, lots of coaches and you can have lost of tournaments in a range of day ride on bus.

Anisimova looks like Gianna Michaels

>ibm thinks anisimova will win
Grim

Moorgs is in the stands

bagel incoming?

Manda is choking hard!!

>>150633327
not so fast

>>150633327
Would be funny if she got bageld again.

>>150633121
>really lots of on court time and personal coaching time
so you need like 10+ hours of court time a week at age 5-10 to just build a good technical foundation, and out of 10 hours I think at least 2-4 hours of personal coaching idk. Other 6-8 hrs can be group training, but idk. It seems to be that tennis is a hard on technique sports, I mean that if you cheap out during youth and don't build a proper technique there is a big chance you won't get good AND won't be able to rebuild the base technique after. So, if you want your kid to become bro, you should go all in as going as possible, as 50 training hours during age 7 are much more foundational than 50 hours at age 12

>>150633099
Nah I got work in 3 and a half hours so should be fine

>>150633314
Post

Manda gets a game!

>>150633327
Bro was proven wrong in less than 2 mins

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Anisimova doesn’t lose 15 straight games in grand slam finals.

>>150633327
lmfao

how big are ms piggys booba

Why is Morgs there?

>>150633587
She's a socialite now it's her job to be at the US Open final

>>150633587
she cute

Ms bogdanoff in the chair today

>>150632734
Apologize to Clairo and Amanda

return of the milktruck; milktruck's revenge

Sabalenka looking like a snack, white looks really good in her.

LETS GO MILKTRUCKISIMOVA

>>150633587
me on the left

Apologize

Why is the umpire so bogged?

>>150633727
Can’t tell if he’s been bogged or not

This level of play only makes the double bagel at Wimbledon all the more baffling

Is she a fraud?

>>150633635
Cringe when did girls like beauty queens
Know you r place

amanda bottle job

amazing

it's over

Manda :\

The tennis outfit highlights just how ugly and misshapen large breasted women are. Only lower men like negroes, arabs or bolivians think they're attractive.
The patrician man has always prefered the slender woman with small tits. Perhaps the low IQ, poor, hungry, simple bolivian sees abundance in large tits that will provide for his offspring.
The civilized man however doesn't worry about such mundane matters, he's free to admire beauty in its purest essence: the small breasted woman.

>>150633860
She has a very american teeth. Looks like 88yo have at nursery homes

Can't believe Coco Gauff won a slam, she's not even top 10 tier.

It's like both of them are only good at ballstriking and returning into the corners

>>150631827 (OP)
>Americanized first name
>russian last name
>from Florida
beep beep beep Beep Beep Beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>150633975
>only good at ballstriking
Kind of important in tennis.

>>150633956
Norwegian niggas smokin mega crack

Why are women os bad at sports?

>>150634028
>large tits
>likes gold

>>150633905
>when mid girls act like a beauty queens

>>150633969
Yeah I can't believe Sloane Stephens even won US Open given she never hit world no. 1 either

Neither of these girls have skin as good as Emma Raducanu or Alex Eala

>>150634047
the sophisticated man invented tennis, it's no coincidence that large breasted women look ridiculous when they play it

Manda you bitch

You never realize how bogged 'lebrities are until you see them at tennis matches next to real human beans

crazy how skinny amanda used to be

second set bagel

WTA would be more interesting if Lys, Kalinskaya, Raducanu and Osorio all got wildcard tickets to the quarterfinals of every GS.

Amanda can't serve to save her life

>>150634056
why are you so bad at typing?

>>150634248

Many such cases in WTA.

>>150634221
based

>>150634216
Crazy how? Like a clown?

>>150632740
since Siri and Sarah Jay’s #TEAMBJ promotion

>>150634185
Jon Hamm looked real good at one of the semis, no bog at all

>>150634263
Self taught

>>150634320
before she move to america

>>150634216
Sad!

WTF so many outs

>>150634432
atleast you have someone to root for, since Kontaveit retired there is literally nobody

umm
think it might be time to update amanda's wta photo

>>150634221
And Emma Raducanu.

>>150634484
What about the guy with dreadlocks?

>>150634216
>>150634320
She's not even that fat, just kinda bulky torso and arms - but like 80% of the weight just went straight to her face somehow

How the fuck can anyone watch this shit, why is the stadium so full. Women's tennis is fucking awful and not much better than your average women's football match or wnba borefests.

Only redeeming quality of the WTA is that some players, like Anisimova, are kinda hot.

Moral Support for Amanda A.

>>150634621
I like knowing there's only 3 sets max so I can go to sleep earlier
Watching US mens tennis from Australia live means often being up all through the night

>>150634570
he sucks, low IQ

>>150634621
true tbqh

Anisimova is only 24 yet she has a babushka face

fucking excuses

quality slam final

cute mannerism

>>150634621
Just leave, kiddo

>>150633587
Cute girl. But in the uni or the office, I'm afraid she'd never even look at me as a potential partner, won't respect or even like me. Idk. I kinda scared of her. Not like she is monster or can hurt me, idk, it's not her fault it's my insecurities

LADS

It's women's tennis

Just spotted Isabela Merced in the crowd

WOW another scorcher of a women's tennis match up! Let's all settle in for a thrilling night of unforced errors, double faults, slow returns, meltdowns, chokes, and almost guaranteed tears from weak minded competitors!

>

>>150634125
Do you know Russian
Maндa has its own meaning

>>150634221
!!!!! She looks very much like that girl from Guy Richie The Gentleman tv series on Netflix

>>150634795
It's been good so far

>>150634785
I want to eat her poon poon

This doesn’t feel like a slam final

whose tits are bigger

>>150634840
>that hip:waist ratio
Preddy gud, no?

milktruck missing a lot of shots

>>150634862
amanda by 2 x

>>150634840
It’s infuriating when people like Sabalenka and Moner get horrible arm tattoos like this

Anyone else completely indifferent who wins the men's final tomorrow?

It's like watching Juventus vs Bayern München for the 8th time in a year.

COME ON AMANDA!!

>>150634840
What's the Hollywood obsession with short goblins

>>150634938
No I think it will be a great match

>>150634907
you think? Aryna's tiddies are quite large and look compressed, even then she's bouncing quite a bit. Healthy girl.

Good point

>>150634938
We need a new third in the Big Three, but no one is stepping up
Fritz, Zverev, De Minaur, FAA are all noticeably less skilled than Sincaraz

why don't they just get breast reductions

yeesh courtney cox looks like a ghoul

i'm starting to like sabs

>>150634938
Yes
It's too sterile, this sincaraz rivalry

i GUARANTEE sabalenka bottles this match

relax milkchads

Uphill climb if Anisimova is gonna win this

>>150634785
I guarantee you there are hordes of prettier girls in your local collage or serving food in a part time diner work
Get a life, go outside :

>>150634995
counterpoint: they should get breast enlargement

>>150635004
Yep - saw that.
Why do they fill their faces with filler? Its totally unecessary

lazy whore, it's over

Do these 2 tards realise they don't have to hit the ball as hard as possible every time. Maybe play some angles, control the pace, the height. A drop maybe?

>>150635058
wouldn't that make them worse at tennis?

>>150635059
the lip filler wouldn't look as bad if she hadn't got buccal fat removal on her cheeks, it looks terrible when women age. you *want* that bit of fat in your face.

Interesting how AMEX got a Sinner lookalike for their US OPen ad campaign

>>150635097
they're women

some appalling decisions from Amanda here

>>150635099
worse than they already are? hard to imagine.

ogre

rip amanda

i watched eala fight her way to her first wta title win and now i'm watching anisimova flop her way to another gs final loss. incredible.

I'd like to see Amanda choking on my cock instead of just choking this match.

>>150634949
The people who run Hollywood realized they had flooded the country with tens of millions of short goblins and so now they have a new demographic to pander to.

Amanda is 6-3 H2H against Sabalenka, but today it's like ????

>>150635059
the options aren't "weird plastic ghost" or "normal", it's "weird plastic ghost" or " traditional wrinkly old woman".

plastic will always be better

>reaches slam final
>loses in a boring and extremely embarrassing way
is anisimova here to dismantle the WTA?

>>150634840
This is hilarious considering she paid someone to take these photos like this, reminds me of those pics of grimes reading some communist manifesto on Hollywood blvd
>>150634994
Hopefully fonseca

Who’s the hottest female tennis player ever?

>>150635254
Emma Raducanu

>>150635244
>plastic will always be better
wrong, I'd take a classic looking old lady any day. Especially since the rest of her body is aging at the same rate anyways.

>>150635254
iva jovic

Colbert the mega fag is in the building!

>>150635284
lol

IT’S HECKIN STEPHEN COLBERT!!!

>>150635254
Kournikova?

>>150635254
Margaret Court

i cant stand to look at anisimova
she looks like miss piggy with disgusting large breasts

>>150635306
His wife is sitting next to him. Who are you watching with?

>>150635254
>Who’s the hottest female tennis player ever?
Ana Ivanovic and it's not even close.

>>150635297
how are you defining classic old looking lady though, considering 90% of women undergo some surgery at some point.

think of the cat lady in the Simpsons. that's what women look like when untouched by a surgeon

>>150635254
Hingis. Pure filth.

>>150635254

Daniela Hantuchova

>>150635254
Hingis(ová)

>>150635334
What's it like to be gay?

>>150635254
Anri Okita

Does Amanda speak Russian?

>>150635358
Also a good call

>>150635340
With all of you

Any of out burgerbros wanna send the sms and post a pic of thir home clad in this stuff?

only reason coco was able to beat sabalenka is cause she got same amount of testosterone

>>150635284
a man of culture

>>150635254
sharapova

Imagine the noises when Sabalenka eventually gives birth, not just doing backhands.

is aryna calm and will she win
or is she somehow still going to lose

>>150635376
lol

milkchads..
we are so back

Martina Hingis

and the saba bottling begins

up a set and a break in a best of 3; the football equivalent of a 2-0 lead

>>150635471
a man of taste

>>150635471
corr

damn look at Amanda's boobs go, she's slanging them thangs
>>150635471
hawt

unpopular but true opinion
russian diaspora females almost always have the worst of both worlds, not the best of both worlds

kwabalenka time?

>>150635525
she kinda cute in a girl next door way

>>150635525
name of this boy?

>>150635553
She sure is, and shes a pretty decent person as well

>>150635471
GYATTTT

How did anusmover make it this far?

>>150635527
what are the two worlds you're referencing here

>>150635607
Russians rigged it for her

>>150635588
A
FUGGIN
LEAF

>>150635254
Kournikova

>>150635254
Sharapova or Hingis desu

>>150635661
nah
>>150635675
lurk moar

>>150635612
they have the youngest girl princess treatment mental illness issues from the russian side and then they have the jungle fever and stupid decision making brainrot that they learn from their american girl friends

>>150635525
The most huggable abs kissable girl

She is just... so..... magentizing.

You think the trophy guy has already engraved the A?

>>150635711
oh yeah that sounds about right, bitches be crazy

The belorussian mommy milkers are too strong

>>150635594
Are you her secret fan

Why couldn't we get the Sabalenka that chokes like when she plays Fraudff

Jesus how many times has she sent completely open shots way out of bounds?

I want Amanda to lose so she makes an Onlyfans in a year after developing a crippling opiate addiction.
>>150635781
doesn't seem like a secret

in 20 mins milkers will be leading in set 3

Amanda "Out" Anisimova

>>150635706
gay

>>150635840
first time watching tennis?

>>150635471
this chick seems like she does this on purpose

milkbros
we are kicking

>>150635924
>>150635471
MOAR

I think there should be a Russian Open on the tour

come on, anus mover

Well at least she didn't get bageled again

>>150635988
There was but they got rid of it because of the war

What are Jersey Mike's subs like? Any good?

>>150635924
she did once at wimbledon, it was a bit of a scandal.

When are Shelton and Draper playing?

CAM ON AMANDA
SCORE SOME FACKIN BREAKS

>>150636023
Straight dookie

>>150636023
passable for a work lunch if someone else is paying but you could make a better sandwich yourself easily at home. Find an Italian deli nearby instead.

why can aryna not also act and think like a man and just win matches against players she's clearly better than simply instead of always with this effort

kwab

so this is how the choke starts

CAM ON ANUS MOVER

>>150636068
>>150636077
TY bros

we have anus movement

>>150636023
Subway here in Sweden hiked up the prices to insane levels. I'm surprised they haven't shut down their franchises. One sub is like $16

She's going to blow it wow

anisimova should've retired in shame after wimbledon so i won't acknowledge this as anything good

Milkbros... we're so back!

BAMOS ANUSMOVER

holy shit milkbros stay winning

Damn, I was about to go for a shit

CAM ON AMANDA

KWABalenka is going to blow it isn't she?

>>150636023
I got food poisoning there if that's something you like

>>150636149
>Milkbros
context?

t. casual

>>150636120
You ever imagine knocking her up?

WE JUST GOT A NICE ASS SHOT

>>150636178
You shouldn't hold your poop in

Is Milkers really coming back?

Queen Saba bros???

>>150636136
Expensive here too. I make my own lunch for work each day

>>150636178
I'm planning to install a small tv in my toilets

wtf happened to anus mover? is her anus okay? has anyone checked?

>>150636194
unfortunately she's going to win the second set tiebreak.

The Hingis maneuver
https://youtu.be/IH2BEYGDmQc?si=Cy5xZx1bwmkDOSME

It’s time

>>150636233
because of this comment she won't now

>>150636195
>>150636225

MILKTIME

>>150636194
i hope so

>>150636225
never heard of a phone?

>>150636123
>>150636026
Yeah I’ve seen enough
She’s the hottest OAT

>>150636242
wish she'd hingis my dingus if you catch my drift

Don't fuck this up now

>>150636269
haha damn I haven't seen that gif in a long ass time

milk bros lets go

udders be swingin'

>>150636288
feels like cheating

sabs needs to lose this. losing 3 slam finals in a year would be an all time kwabbing

big gazonkas ftw cmon

Years and years ago I hooked up with a girl who is now friends with Anisimova, I only know they're friends bc the friend posted an ig story about how Amanda was hugging her while she cried a few weeks ago

This is probably the closest relation I'll ever get to a world class athlete

Manda might lose the tiebreaker I’m afraid

>>150636233
if this happens i'm going to firebomb your home

>>150635403
That stuff comes free as an add-on when you buy a supersized McMansion meal (plus tip)

is her coach french? why do I keep hearing some french dude saying allez

why didn't sabs just tire anisimova out like swiatek did

>all the celebs and New Yorkers that have bitched about Russia for three years are cheering for a Russian and Belarusian

They’ll be back to crying by Monday

>>150636510
that's a heckler calling them lesbians

Manda is WASHED

>>150636526
based

Chokefiesta

Amanda will never win a slam until she gets a breast reduction. I have cursed her.

It's over

It's over

>>150636533
>professional tennis player
haha

>>150636591
>19

Over status? It's

ITS ANISIMOVER

>>150636533
her tits aren't even that big

retard

WELP

>>150636629
haha

It's Anisimover

imagine losing to a woman who clearly abused hgh

>>150636667
cope

I kinda like women

an all-time classic what a privilege to witness

le emoshuns

It's over

>>150636684
it's clear is day, just like it was when serena did it

milk status?

fat whore lost

Amanda got MILKED

happy for Sabs

HOLY SHIT

It was not enough milk.

>>150636737
sour cream

god what I'd give for sabs to peg me

>>150636733
I'd suck on their enlarged clits

At least she didn't get bageled. I bet with enough hard work amanda can win a set in a final!

NOOOOOO DON'T CRY MANDERZ

>>150636737
2% instead of whole T-T

>us and aussie slams

kek. win a summer slam, then talk to me. grass and clay are the only historically significant surfaces

Next year, Amanda

Kalinskaya would've put up a better fight desu

take that baldy

Is Anisimova the female Zverev?

>>150636805
;_;

Damn. Tbh sucks for whoever lost here

That silver jacket just looks like shit on anyone

>>150636805
crying over spilt milk
sasuga, amanda-chan

wtf sabs was playing with fake nails on that’s psychotic

i could comfort her...

pits

>sponsored by tiffany
Cringe

>>150637029
Who would you prefer? Walmart?

>>150637029
calm down

>>150636779
Huh

>>150637059
No sponsors at all. It's gauche

ONE THING, I DON’T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME

ALL I KNOW TIME IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS

WATCH IT COUNT DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY
THE CLOCK TICKS LIFE AWAY

ITS SO UNREAL DIDN’T LOOK OUT BELOW
WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

TRYNA HOLD ON, D-DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU GO

I KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED IT ALL FELL APART
WHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER

>>150637059
yes, they sell tennis equipment, so they belong more than a jewelry store

Marta could beat sabalenka

>>150637186
whose boobs are bigger tho

Is that a trannie?

sounds and looks like a trans to me

humiliation ritual

Weird ceremony why aren’t they both standing up there

>no question and answer
YESSSS WE'RE SO BACK

>>150637253
It is isnt it? Fucking YUCK. Why must they force this shit on us?

>>150637218
Neither lol

>>150637253
>>150637288
It seems like it but I don’t think they’d actually do that, must just be a dyke

I guess the tennis meta is to just import power Slavs to your national team, as opposed to soccers pacey ngubus

Captcha: MXRYT (that includes my old nickname in it)

damn Amanda is so upset

Sabalenka vs Mike Tyson us open 2026 finals

women prattle jfc

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