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Anonymous United Kingdom No.150633872 >>150634029 >>150634117 >>150634146 >>150634793
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Anonymous United Kingdom No.150633903 >>150634053
iva :)
Anonymous Austria No.150633963 >>150634053 >>150634095
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150633990 >>150634067 >>150634088
1st for Emma
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634018 >>150634053 >>150634194 >>150634214
successful iva
Anonymous United States No.150634029
>>150633872 (OP)
Charlie :)
Alvin :(
Anonymous Canada No.150634043 >>150634067
must be the morning because this is a break fest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634053
>>150633903
>>150633963
>>150634018
Nonce general
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634067
>>150633990
nice

>>150634043
nice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634088 >>150634144
>>150633990
She's gonna bottle it again. All memes aside she's far too injury prone, listening to the podcast the other night and they said she bups her bonce ronce the cornew and des her gona sasd ewrg
Anonymous Australia No.150634095
>>150633963
She needs an exorcism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634104
>she's had her on her knees a few times
so would i
Anonymous Panama No.150634117
>>150633872 (OP)
Why did she got her lips fixed
She looked good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634144
>>150634088
>she bups her bonce ronce the cornew and des her gona sasd ewrg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634146 >>150646195
>>150633872 (OP)
Imagine her vicelike grip around your balls
inb4 new balls please
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634155 >>150634309
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634194
I like Jana's smile
She is not like Iva >>150634018


Do you think I'm into stunted girls.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634214
>>150634018
cute
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634304 >>150634365 >>150634514 >>150634530 >>150634572 >>150634577
Anonymous United States No.150634307
alex :)
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634309
>>150634155
Who holds the camera
To where dressed like that, on a date?
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150634358 >>150634540
Sabalenka is actually a lot prettier than Anisimova despite the fact that she looks like she's been pinning T.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634365
>>150634304
She looks like a not very pretty boy
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634419
ok Jana growing on me
Anonymous Austria No.150634420
Alex confirmed for not a weakmind.
Anonymous United States No.150634440
Amanda is terrible
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634450 >>150634594 >>150634891
Anonymous United States No.150634454 >>150634526 >>150634849 >>150635026
Sabalenka is hot
Anonymous Canada No.150634514
>>150634304
Banished by lord Vukov to live out the rest of her days in forest seclusion eating only mushrooms and talking to an ugly dog
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634518
anisimover
Anonymous New Zealand No.150634526
>>150634454
while I disagree, at least she is an adult woman, so your opinion is acceptable.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634530
>>150634304
is this ann's life now? mushroom influencer?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634540 >>150634667
>>150634358
Yeah, she has a right face, good save generally, like, her facial bone structure is good in its core. Just a little bit too rough a bit in some corners. If she had just a bit softer face, was kind and lady like, she would be pretty really. With a headscarf, on an autumn lake side stroll, picking up the kdis from school, verywhere
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634572 >>150634718
>>150634304
imagine taking a hero dose of shrooms with Ann and then you both take off your clothes and chase each other in the forest like monkeys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634577 >>150634645 >>150636781
>>150634304
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634594
>>150634450
Nice body, gorgeous legs, attractive face
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634617 >>150634666
Someone should make Laura Robson a mommy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634645
>>150634577
is she holding a tub of vomit?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634666
>>150634617
she's hot af
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634667
>>150634540
>right face, good face generally
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634703
95% of the audience in the stadium is white
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150634718
>>150634572
amazing daydreaming theme!
Anonymous Mexico No.150634771
Holy fuck Anisimova is a final terrorist, can't believe people that saw the Wimbledon final chanced their money at Anisimova making this final as well
Anonymous United States No.150634793
>>150633872 (OP)
Anonymous Mexico No.150634849 >>150638098
>>150634454
Her outfit this tournament and her accessories are pretty cute + tummy and armpits showing is really hot
Anonymous Germany No.150634891 >>150635301
>>150634450
very beautiful woman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150634897 >>150635378
why is boris obsessed with navarro
Anonymous Croatia No.150635026
>>150634454
she is kinda manish looking with bad proportions but its kinda hot in some way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635031 >>150635193 >>150635232 >>150635253 >>150638131
Emma’s pulled out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635179 >>150635401
Let's settle this:
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6kODye
Anonymous United States No.150635193
>>150635031
Pull your dick out of my ass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635232
>>150635031
old news, she's playing Korea instead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635253
>>150635031
It was the BJ Cup tho
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150635301 >>150635881
Youth is when you you think gta 5 ending with all saving is good, cuz le friendship wins le good ending

Adulthood is when you understand the best ending would be both Michael and Trevor killed. They are bad people. And both death would reconcile their sins.

And then you also understand the genius on rarely praised gta writers(housers?)
The fact that you CANNOT kill both, only either one, strucks you into head hard. And you take one decision and carry your cross and think about it all deeper than you would think have they both died.

>>150634891
Yes, like a classic school/uni crush
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635371 >>150635419 >>150635555 >>150638429
they're advertising plastic stones
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150635378 >>150635426 >>150635672
>>150634897
She is... so attractive
Just insanely

Her face her eyes her smile, her silhouette and bad posture. She has an astronomical magnetism as in desire to hug and cuddle and kiss million times and surround with love, support, gifts, candies, attention, flowers
Anonymous Canada No.150635401 >>150635434
>>150635179
You didn't give a neither option. Sabs is like a man to my eyes. Amanda was but she has the look of having aged 15 years in 5 due to whatever batshit insanity she went through a couple years back.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150635419
>>150635371
This is so 2000s, wtf
(I mean tv advet is 2000, not home designs)
Anonymous Germany No.150635426 >>150635465 >>150635474
>>150635378
why did you drop caro? will you drop navarro as well when she gets a bf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635434 >>150635449
>>150635401
>You didn't give a neither option
no fence sitting, you have to pick one
Anonymous Canada No.150635449
>>150635434
Shall not
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150635465 >>150635545 >>150635883
>>150635426
Don't say that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635474
>>150635426
lets hope so
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150635481
Uh oh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635545
>>150635465
So that's a 'yes' then.
Anonymous Canada No.150635555
>>150635371
the main benefit of having a brick facade is noise cancellation. not sure how effective plastic would be
Anonymous Brazil No.150635590
a double fault and a ridiculous unforced error
yeah, it's not gonna work
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150635672 >>150635733 >>150635737 >>150635947 >>150636403 >>150646594
>>150635378
You're trippin.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635733
>>150635672
she has that...homely look
Anonymous Canada No.150635737
>>150635672
Grim she’ll be babuschka tier soon
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150635740 >>150635791
Sabalenka just needs to hurry up and close this out.
Anonymous Canada No.150635791
>>150635740
If she gets impatient she will drop the set. That's how she loses matches.
Anonymous United States No.150635854 >>150635908
Amanda ruined two slams
Anonymous Germany No.150635881 >>150635893 >>150635931 >>150635979 >>150636403 >>150636447 >>150638131
>>150635301
feeling honoured that she graces my country by having her training base in germany
Anonymous United States No.150635883
>>150635465
kys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635893
>>150635881
what a tummyslut
Anonymous Canada No.150635908
>>150635854
She kept Osaka out of these finals though. That's a partial redemption.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150635931
>>150635881
Damn she's hot
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150635947
>>150635672
She looks like Johanna Konta here
Anonymous Germany No.150635979
>>150635881
you can tell she's actually hot because she's literally never in any relevant tourno draws
Anonymous Canada No.150636037
>Cam on Amandora
Anonymous United States No.150636073
CAM ON MANDY
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150636099
Oh ffs.
Anonymous United States No.150636105
Sabs chokes
Anonymous New Zealand No.150636132
i'm no longer a feminist
Anonymous Austria No.150636159
Womens tennis without cute players, not even once.
Anonymous Netherlands No.150636209 >>150636253
sabalenka is just nervous because she knows i'm watching now
Anonymous Canada No.150636228 >>150636315
Amanda 7-6 in tie break, thanks me later
Anonymous Germany No.150636239 >>150636297 >>150636319
is sabalenka addicted to choking slam finals?
Anonymous United States No.150636253
>>150636209
Based
Anonymous United States No.150636297
>>150636239
I wish she were addicted to choking on my cawk
Anonymous Germany No.150636315
>>150636228
>impossible scoreline
based
Anonymous Netherlands No.150636319
>>150636239
choking semi-finals?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636403 >>150636470 >>150636506 >>150637119
>>150635881
>>150635672
Just.. like...dont know how to put it... but it's like, idk idk, look at this two photos. Now you understand?

Emma is just super duper cuddle-hug-kissincheekwhilehugginfrombehind provoking.
Julia is pretty, really classically pretty, any classroom and street she is in top-20% percintle of prettiest girls.
But Emma provokes stronger desire to hug, get friendly, ask questions for the sake of having her attention, laughs, joke. When you catch her eyes looking at you is strikes into heart and mind harder, when you will be the guy who makes her laughs and open up - you will be soon happy. You just want to give your love to women like Emma more/harder than to give your love to woman like Julia, do you feel it like I do??? And all these while Julia is herself a good, pretty, kind etc etc. It's just that Emma is more "give a love" intriguing. Maybe it's because she doesn't look like a Stacy, she is "mid" and thus you think that she would be more appreciative of attentions, flowers, genuine love, than a Stacy julia?
But then again I want to say that Stacy girls also deserve a true genuine love and care, dedication.
It's just.. maybe my prejudiced mind think that out of vanity you will feel better giving your love to an "average" girl than to Stacy? That you will feel good when you will make average girl in very sneakers feel prettier and more desired than bottle blonde prom queen on heels?
Anonymous Germany No.150636436
you just know this tb will have 4000 mini breaks
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636447
>>150635881
What year this picture from!

OMG does she really walk the streets like that
Anonymous United States No.150636458 >>150636476 >>150636482
Amanda is mentally strong, ever since her dad got taken out by the CIA
Anonymous United States No.150636470 >>150636514
>>150636403
Clairo mogs her
Anonymous United States No.150636476
>>150636458
curious
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636482 >>150636525
>>150636458
>her dad got taken out by the CIA
redpill me
Anonymous Australia No.150636496
CAM ON AMANDA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636506
>>150636403
lol
Anonymous Germany No.150636514 >>150636746
>>150636470
Where's Ethiopia?
Anonymous United States No.150636525
>>150636482
>russian
>mysterious dies of a 'heart attack' at the ripe old age of 53

You do the math
Anonymous Australia No.150636541
Sabs can't land a first serve rn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636545
no way it becomes 18-1
that would never happen
Anonymous United States No.150636548 >>150636731
Manda is finished
Anonymous Australia No.150636617
Ack
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150636620
Surely she can't choke now.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636637
i like her necklace
Anonymous Netherlands No.150636643
fatty anisimova is tired now
Anonymous Canada No.150636647 >>150636677
kind of a shit match
Anonymous United States No.150636674
i want to spit choke sabalenka and spit in her open moaning mouth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636677 >>150636692
>>150636647
better than wimbledon at least
Anonymous Netherlands No.150636692 >>150636707
>>150636677
that was a lot of fun though
Anonymous United States No.150636703
Amanda should kill herself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636705
sabalenkawinslol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636707
>>150636692
if you're a sadist perhaps
Anonymous United States No.150636709
kwab
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636713
Aryna :)
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636731 >>150636751
>>150636548
Manda is a "cunt" in Russian
Very vulgar word
Also american names and russian surames just don't get along. Amanda Ivanova, Jessica Stepanova, Tiffany Sidorova, Rebecca Petrova, Emily Vakulenko, lol. Why???? Jovics have a really nice names.
Why not choose something universal like maria, Anna, Victoria idk
Anonymous United States No.150636746
>>150636514
I don't know but someone posted here from a Zimbabwe flag earlier >>150624013
Anonymous United States No.150636751
>>150636731
heh
Anonymous United States No.150636752 >>150636845
garbage tourney

if alcaraz doesn't win tomorrow i think it's time to transfer our Slam to canada
Anonymous Australia No.150636755
Kinda fitting 2bh
>Sabs x2 chokes at AO and RG
>AA x2 chokes at W and USO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636777
based sabs
Anonymous United States No.150636781 >>150636908
>>150634577
Is this AI? I've never seen this lady smile before.
Anonymous United States No.150636786
BLACKED
Anonymous Netherlands No.150636788
fat fatty fatfatfat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636792 >>150636851 >>150636856 >>150636884 >>150636950 >>150636998 >>150643528
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636797 >>150636828 >>150636884
From Porsche and HSBC… to this :(
Anonymous United States No.150636828 >>150636909 >>150643783
>>150636797
Maybe she should consider winning some tourneys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636837
Anonymous United States No.150636839
Amanda cockteases us again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636845
>>150636752
>number 1 ranked and seeded wins tournament
yeh this is terrible, where are the unknown 1 slam wonders?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636851
>>150636792
aww
Anonymous United States No.150636856
>>150636792
this is the most kissable anusmover's ever looked desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636874 >>150636985 >>150636999 >>150638291
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636884 >>150636950
>>150636792
She looks like 21yo Putin

>>150636797
She looks like 33yo Thai sales manager
Anonymous Brazil No.150636901 >>150636930 >>150636933 >>150637002
Amanda cry :(
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636908 >>150636967
>>150636781
yeh its Wan 2.1, the file name includes the seed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636909
>>150636828
It’s impossible to win a trophy when she keeps getting drawn against women taller and stronger than her in the 3rd round
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636911 >>150636986
Anonymous United States No.150636930
>>150636901
She's getting closer. She'll get over the hump soon.
Anonymous Netherlands No.150636933
>>150636901
well-deserved
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150636950
>>150636792
>>150636884
I was just about to say that she looks like Putin here.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636955 >>150637898
This is ridiculous now. You cant just cry when you lose to gain sympathy. It completely makes it awkward for the winner. At Wimbledon Swiatek had to cut her celebrations short and temper them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636964
amanda sobbing lads
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636967 >>150637015
>>150636908
Kessler? Olga? Martic? Elina?
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150636985
>>150636874
Kino.
Anonymous United States No.150636986
>>150636911
>that look of empathy
Damn, didn't realize Russian women were capable of that.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636995 >>150637066 >>150643815
*ahem*
eat shit, you fat pig
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150636998
>>150636792
*gives Amanda nose boops*
she should take a lot from this season, two slam finals is the level she's had the potential to be playing at since she was a teenager
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150636999 >>150637071
>>150636874
What on his head?
Anonymous United States No.150637002 >>150637078 >>150637470 >>150638246
>>150636901
Anonymous United States No.150637015
>>150636967
Olga
Anonymous United States No.150637017
>beats pegula and amanda
>loses to gauff and keys
hmmm
Anonymous Estonia No.150637027 >>150637116
Emma would never cry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637049
sabs is kinda hot
Anonymous Brazil No.150637054
Osaka would have won
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637066 >>150638246
>>150636995
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150637071
>>150636999
Tattoo.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637078 >>150637209 >>150637233
>>150637002
Hair, skin, facial complexion, she looks 45yo single mom working on a factory. What do they feed in USA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637112
even sabs is depressed milkers lost
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637116
>>150637027
+++
Anonymous Germany No.150637119
>>150636403
kinda have this drift with our ella, by far not Navarro or jpeg wealth but should be easily in millionaire territory with her dad being ceo in real estate business. This kind of cute sheltered upbringing vibe
Anonymous United States No.150637126
swear amanda can win if she just loses a few pounds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637130 >>150637145 >>150638246
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637145
>>150637130
just
Anonymous United States No.150637148
amanda is the zverev of wta
Anonymous Australia No.150637194
>Congrats Sabalenka and Amanda
>Now here's a documentary of an old lady
>Support feminism goys
Get on with it
1290 !!aQVxffcrYPv United Kingdom No.150637209 >>150637395 >>150637433
>>150637078
Toxic death.
Anonymous United States No.150637227 >>150637258 >>150637322 >>150637336
I hope Mary Carillo and her smoker voice dies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637233 >>150637294
>>150637078
You wouldn't know an attractive woman if she ran you over in a truck.
Anonymous Germany No.150637255
>cfo of some bank gets on stage
kek what
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637258
>>150637227
based
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637294 >>150637416 >>150637434 >>150637948
>>150637233
Moorgs, Emma, AVDEEVA, Mia, Jana my pretty lost
Yours?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637306
Emma Raducanu turns 24 next year
Anonymous Germany No.150637322
>>150637227
this is fucking awkward, why is she constantly talking?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637336 >>150637486
>>150637227
this is a troon right?
>>>/wsg/5967396
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637343
will milkers ever win a slam
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637368 >>150637409
how many of you watched WTA before US Open 2021?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637395
>>150637209
Insane
Anonymous United States No.150637403 >>150637629 >>150638216
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637409 >>150637544 >>150637586
>>150637368
not me
Emma is the reason I got into tennis
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637416 >>150637584 >>150637948
>>150637294
not a bad list actually, if you ignore what boris means by emma and go with the usual one instead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637433
>>150637209
>cheesey with an e

this is some mandela effect shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637434
>>150637294
where is iva?
Anonymous Portugal No.150637470 >>150637520 >>150637588
>>150637002
she has become very ugly compared to her 18 year-old self.
unfortunately she seems to have that babooshka gene that some Russian women have which turns them into lunch ladies no matter what they do.
Anonymous United States No.150637486
>>150637336
Nah, just a gigadyke
Anonymous United States No.150637489 >>150637513 >>150637531 >>150637556 >>150637557 >>150637591 >>150637606 >>150638798
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637513
>>150637489
cute!
Anonymous United States No.150637520
>>150637470
Very true
Anonymous Austria No.150637531
>>150637489

OlΓ©!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637544
>>150637409
i look at rankings from the mid 2010s and i literally only know serena and the ones who appeared in Sports Illustrated

i know all top 200 now, easy. praises to emma, the originator of the relevance of WTA
Anonymous United States No.150637556
>>150637489
nice cameltoe on the ump? on the left
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637557
>>150637489
She looks like alize lim and a bit that half Asian Mexican girl in Venice beach movie with burce willis
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637584
>>150637416
Not into thai transformers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637586
>>150637409
Her chest looks amazing in this webm :)
Any more like this?
Anonymous United States No.150637588 >>150637671
>>150637470
She was a qt
Anonymous Portugal No.150637591
>>150637489
yessss, she won that 125??!!
great news.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637606 >>150638084 >>150638440
>>150637489
still feels noncey to find her attractive tbqh
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637629 >>150637831
>>150637403
Kalinskaya? Is it like 2014? Where from?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637638
based alex bros
Anonymous Portugal No.150637671 >>150637727 >>150637735
>>150637588
Ostapenko is also unable to stop being fat and looks terrible compared to when she won Roland-Garros.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637676 >>150637700 >>150637864 >>150637894
found one of the first posts I made in /tennis/ back in 2015 when I first started getting into simping for tennisfus:

>>59972203

its an interesting thread and actually proves juniorsposting has been around for at least a decade
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637700
>>150637676
some argentinian predicted this junior would be a future top 10
Anonymous Spain No.150637727
>>150637671
Anonymous Austria No.150637735 >>150638140
>>150637671
Anonymous United States No.150637831
>>150637629
no just another Russian and her friend. just turned 18 so not a junior anymore
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150637864
>>150637676
phwoar! actually have some of her pics saved
also kekd at the aussie who occasionally posts porn here for 10 years now
Anonymous United States No.150637894
>>150637676
and WTA chads making fun of ATP cucks for watching m*n lol
Anonymous Canada No.150637898 >>150638059
>>150636955
It's WTA they all cry all the time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637931
back in 2015 it wasn't fashionable to simp for more than 1 tennisfu

i decided to simp for Svitolina (>>59972477) which didn't last long for obvious reasons lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637948 >>150646506
>>150637294
>>150637416
Yeah, he picked the wrong Jovic, the wrong Emma and Moorgs looks like she was made at the Mattel factory but fair play for Avdeeva.
My current 'fus would include bratty Linda, Alina, are Katie and of course absolutely gorgeous Iva.
Anonymous Brazil No.150637964 >>150637997 >>150638115
I'm not even that excited for tomorrow, another sincaraz 10-hour epic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150637997 >>150638064
>>150637964
Anonymous Brazil No.150638059
>>150637898
even mid-match at times
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150638064 >>150638126 >>150638133
>>150637997
close but not quite
Anonymous Canada No.150638084
>>150637606
thats just the typical pinay look bredda, they age around their late 20s specially the chinitas. Had an ex in college that westerners would think in her 15s but shes actually 19. I did notice that 17 y/os here in the west look more mature than from where i came from
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638098
>>150634849
phwoar

weird arse kittington
Anonymous Germany No.150638115
>>150637964
yes, where djokovic beating up tsitsipas or djokovic beating up ruud or djokovic beating up berrettini or
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638126
>>150638064
just give vendy the trophy desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638131
>>150635031
im not pullin out of her corr

>>150635881
avdeeva is a quantum superposition of a hot and ugly person simultameosuly
Anonymous United States No.150638133
>>150638064
>opponent not even ranked
did they grab her off the street or something?? disgraceful by vendula to be vulturing these tournaments
Anonymous Portugal No.150638140 >>150638203
>>150637735
unbelievable.
she was actually a qt.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638180
welp

just exorbitated the back-logos

finkin that was ANUDDA great example of why womens tennis should be banned.

anisimova

is done
i give lena many chances

amanda? shes done
she fucked it

shes awful
finished
completely weakmind
Anonymous United States No.150638203
>>150638140
You're such a qt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638216 >>150638243 >>150638246
>>150637403
women are genuinely disgusting
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638243
>>150638216
off to the atp thread with you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638246
>>150637130
stupid cunt

>>150637066
FUCK OFF

>>150637002
rancis maniter>>150638216
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638291
>>150636874
nuke diss pos
Anonymous Portugal No.150638307
>putting Carillo in charge of describing shuttleCOCKS.
she looks so uncomfortable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDn0U0w78k
Anonymous United States No.150638320 >>150638332 >>150638363
my message yesterday had a typo.

Im actually 23, broke, unemployed and play tennis for 5+ hours a day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638332 >>150638361 >>150638368
>>150638320
holy ahit stop trying to make your meme /tennis/ personality happen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638361
>>150638332
...
Anonymous United States No.150638363 >>150638405 >>150638503
>>150638320
>play tennis for five hours a day
Against who
Anonymous United States No.150638368 >>150638380
>>150638332
im not memeing though, this is my life
Anonymous Czech Republic No.150638374
Last time I played tennis was 13 years ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638380
>>150638368
its an internet gimmick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638405 >>150638503 >>150638512
>>150638363
EXACTLY

diss mf sayin he playin tennis while everyone at work

against who?

i ask him yesterday and he didnt answer

LIES
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638414 >>150638461 >>150638489
Anonymous United States No.150638429
>>150635371
brown hands installed this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638440
>>150637606
lol the fuck is wrong with you? she's 20
Anonymous Brazil No.150638461 >>150638818
>>150638414
ghibifly derpy Iva
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150638489
>>150638414
iva :)
Anonymous United States No.150638503 >>150638802
>>150638363
>>150638405
I leech off of my dads club. There's these two other 20 year olds there that are also leeching off of their parents and NEETing so I usually play singles with either one or the coaches over there in their downtime
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638512 >>150638802
>>150638405
>while everyone at work
You at work all day are you? Think carefully before answering, we know what hours you keep.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638592
>tfw you have an iva folder now
Anonymous Canada No.150638798
>>150637489
lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638802 >>150641365
>>150638503
absolute bull twaddle

>>150638512
TWADDLE

tiny
little man
Anonymous United States No.150638809
you're not hardcore unless you play tennis 6+ hours a day
Anonymous United States No.150638818 >>150638868 >>150638955 >>150639182 >>150640576
>>150638461
turned out ok
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638868
>>150638818
kek
Anonymous Finland No.150638924
Is the price for the women final ticket the same as for the men's? I would expect that since now they're paid the same
Anonymous Brazil No.150638955
>>150638818
nice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150638962 >>150639045 >>150639182
Anonymous United States No.150639045
>>150638962
brat!!
Anonymous United States No.150639104 >>150640319 >>150640595 >>150640604
pretty weak as well. only alex worth watching i think
Anonymous Canada No.150639135
heckin epic reddit ai slop!!
Anonymous New Zealand No.150639156 >>150640348
how good will it be if alcaraz wins and sinner loses
Anonymous New Zealand No.150639182
>>150638962
>>150638818
>40-3
Anonymous Ireland No.150639254
Is this thread about tennis or lusting for foids in tennis??? Anyone posting foids here should be banned.
Anonymous United States No.150639375
Anonymous United States No.150639722 >>150640654
was that the most combined titmeat in a slam final?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150640319
>>150639104
some absolute zingers in terms of namez
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150640348
>>150639156
umm

he wont

and

not sure i can be arsed to watch

reckpn will be worse than.bublik match
Anonymous United States No.150640575 >>150640592
iva? gorgeous
Anonymous Canada No.150640576
>>150638818
saved
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150640592
>>150640575
you? nonce
Anonymous Canada No.150640595
>>150639104
Bea is kind of a ringer in this one.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150640604 >>150640670 >>150640826
>>150639104
>vitalia diatchenko
Anonymous Canada No.150640654
>>150639722
I have to assume the record on that is held by Serena vs somebody semi-stacked. I can't think of an example off hand though.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150640670 >>150640826 >>150644602
>>150640604
Anonymous United States No.150640826 >>150640999
>>150640604
>>150640670
uh are we sure these are the same people
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150640999 >>150641112
>>150640826
not unlike comparing oceane's on court to off court pics
Anonymous United States No.150641112
>>150640999
well it seems the pics you posted were from 2019 so she must be off the drugs and got some surgeries. she's 35 apparently too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150641148 >>150641182 >>150646549
just realised...

lena would totally be sexo if she didnt have personality of a plank of wood
Anonymous United States No.150641182
>>150641148
and AIDS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150641365 >>150641449 >>150641651
>>150638802
so that's a 'no' then. thanks for that.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150641368
phwoar how can resist lena lookin like dias AND 3xtravert personalitg?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150641393
or look at lena in diss sexo dress

just a shame
she lacks personality
and ability in tennis

to complete

she coulda been someone

if she won aus open final vs troon

fings would be different
brutal nosedive instead

and now she checkes out

such is the way the world is
such is the way the world ends

not with a bang

but a whimper (t.s. eliot)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150641449
>>150641365
umm doesnt make a difference to the LIES dias other poster is drivelizing

"uhhh ye my dad owns a club so i play wiv coaches allegedlt not doin anyfing midul of day who have nothing better to do and other neets hanging round the tennis court in middul of day rather than being normal"

makes NO sens
anon is a liar
trying to procure some kinda personality status on /temniz/
Anonymous United States No.150641651
>>150641365
Kek fucking got em
Anonymous United States No.150641926 >>150642383 >>150646539
gorgeous iva
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150642383 >>150642594
>>150641926
kek brilliant with the subs. It was hilarious how she realised what she'd said and checked herself.
Anonymous Canada No.150642420
I think I would enjoy being an umpire
Anonymous Canada No.150642594 >>150645409
>>150642383
There's a whole list of phrases commentators use for this to dance around the subject
>the camera loves her!
>marketable!
>wonderful personality!
Anonymous United States No.150642703
Amanda is a disgrace; Putin can keep her.
Anonymous Italy No.150642706 >>150644004
>absolutely hate dark souls games
>got bored and disgusted by hollow knight (horrible color palette imo) after 20 minutes
>really enjoying this game
I can't explain to myself why. Maybe it's because I am playing it on a handheld? I bet I will never finish it nonetheless, but at least I had fun.
Anonymous Australia No.150643432 >>150643777
>me waking up to see sporteurope fucked us
Anonymous Zimbabwe No.150643528 >>150643796
>>150636792
She looks like a mashup of every Malcolm in the middle child.
Anonymous Germany No.150643777 >>150643849
>>150643432
Be nice, we granted you free viewing all week
Anonymous Canada No.150643783
>>150636828
win more 500s and 1000s and get better seeding is all
Anonymous United States No.150643796
>>150643528
Hey sweetie
Anonymous Germany No.150643815
>>150636995
Based and I love you pilled
Anonymous Australia No.150643849 >>150643898
>>150643777
yes
but
imagine
if you vpned into 9 all ao
and then
for the final
they're like
yeah nah mate you gotta pay us if you wanna watch the final
Anonymous Germany No.150643898 >>150643953
>>150643849
*rubs tummy*
I know, it was very mean
*rubs tummy a bit more*
but Jana and Sabs won okay, no reason to be sad :)
Anonymous Australia No.150643953 >>150644168
>>150643898
sabs is downloading
hoping jana gets added
Anonymous United States No.150644004
>>150642706
Based but I hate sidescrolling games
Anonymous Germany No.150644009
I've been a bad boy to Alena so I like to apologize
Anonymous United States No.150644016 >>150644067 >>150644163 >>150644188 >>150644218 >>150645274 >>150645422 >>150646647
WOOD
Anonymous Australia No.150644067
>>150644016
i'd be happy too holding something that emma raducanu has held
Anonymous Germany No.150644134 >>150644163 >>150644196 >>150646560
Anonymous Germany No.150644158 >>150646560
Anonymous United States No.150644163
>>150644016
Based
>>150644134
Cringe pedoshit
Anonymous United States No.150644168 >>150644206 >>150646466
>>150643953
https://vkvideo.ru/video-212808533_456260102

the vod is on vk too
Anonymous Canada No.150644188
>>150644016
nope. no. i would find her more tolerable if she dressed like a tomboy. this is grotesque.
Anonymous United States No.150644196
>>150644134
jana fuzzy arms!! lewd nails!! cute!!
Anonymous Australia No.150644206
>>150644168
ik but absolute last resort. i loathe watermarks.
Anonymous Germany No.150644218 >>150644265 >>150645433
>>150644016
Wood a few years back
Anonymous United States No.150644247 >>150645247
Anonymous Germany No.150644263 >>150644510
Ausbro if it makes you happy I turned every device off and tried to sleep because I was too scared
Anonymous United States No.150644265 >>150644285
>>150644218
kys
Anonymous Germany No.150644285 >>150644299
>>150644265
Go back cazzie
Anonymous United States No.150644299
>>150644285
execute yourself
Anonymous Australia No.150644510
>>150644263
love sleep
didn't get much
spooky noises outside
Anonymous Australia No.150644540 >>150644683 >>150644798
who dis beyonce or sumtin
Anonymous United States No.150644602
>>150640670
presumed the first one was shoop but now i don't know what to think
Anonymous United States No.150644662
loud echos in this indoor clay court totally devoid of spectators
Anonymous Canada No.150644683
>>150644540
lmao. i just started watching the replay now as well and skipped straight to the first point.
Anonymous Germany No.150644798 >>150645031 >>150645454
>>150644540
Please don't post negros that resemble Taylor Townsend my bestest man, me and or Erika will kill you
(just kidding, we will just be very mad)
Anonymous United States No.150644933 >>150645185 >>150645208
Anisimova knows that she loses because of those grotesque cow tits, right?
Anonymous Australia No.150645031 >>150645092
>>150644798
sorry to disappoint but i already booked the death by sabalenka balcony experience
Anonymous Germany No.150645092
>>150645031
You're so funny and I love you too
Anonymous United States No.150645148 >>150645180
Amanda didn't really lose
Anonymous Germany No.150645180
>>150645148
Theres like a million football threads to post in glowie
Anonymous United States No.150645185 >>150645330
>>150644933
i thought it was the whole "not a fat roiding russian" thing that was costing her, my bad
Anonymous Canada No.150645208 >>150645454
>>150644933
I've had a think about that and recently watched her games with an eye to the effect of the bazongas. It's not clear they're holding her back in a direct kind of way. She doesn't seem to have any problem with court navigation and getting in to adequate position for returns. She doesn't noticeably gas out in third sets either. Moreover she didn't lose the games because of those things. Not in the bagel against Iga and not against Sabs. Then again you'd have to think there's no way losing, what, now how much do boobs weigh... okay internet says round about 2 pounds per for the D cups. So 4 pounds of floppy weight on her chest interfering with the kinetic energies. Removal of some of that OUGHT improve everything shouldn't it?
Anonymous United States No.150645247 >>150645286 >>150645330
>>150644247
roiding cunt
Anonymous United States No.150645274 >>150645286 >>150645330
>>150644016
roiding cunt
Anonymous Australia No.150645286
>>150645247
>>150645274
moo
Anonymous United States No.150645330
>>150645185
>>150645247
>>150645274
proof?
Anonymous United States No.150645377
Binner is getting raped tomorrow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645409
corr finkin ggarn hefta bogglehardt that bitch

>>150642594
yeha vapidity of tennis commentary can be VERY cringe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645422
>>150644016
amanda let us down

she and her soiled nappy titsmust be banished from /tennia/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645433
>>150644218
she looks like leonardo di caprio here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645454
>>150644798
erika needs to get rid of that fucking fing on her face

shame she not rich enuff to get surgery clearly

>>150645208
she doenst have best mobility on court

but finkin was more dumb errors that lose her match. like needless overhittin and shidd

felt she had the quality to win that match

but she was mentally dominated
she couldnt hold serve when mattsr
Anonymous Germany No.150645464 >>150645589
more
Anonymous Canada No.150645589
>>150645464
You got binner v. grug tomorrow.
Anonymous Australia No.150645642 >>150645657 >>150645826
more importantly guadalajara soon
Anonymous Australia No.150645648
i kinda just like saying guadalajara
Anonymous Germany No.150645657
>>150645642
On my 2025 tennis list is to meet her
Maybe I should book a whole week of Stuggi
Anonymous Germany No.150645667 >>150645708
I'm probably going to this time anyway
Anonymous Australia No.150645670 >>150645681 >>150645682
how do girls get such nice hair anyway
Anonymous United States No.150645681 >>150645718
>>150645670
Product
Anonymous Germany No.150645682 >>150645696
>>150645670
German Boris: Who is that?
Anonymous Australia No.150645696 >>150645707 >>150645835
>>150645682
nina stojanovic
you'll... probably be disappointed...
Anonymous Germany No.150645707
>>150645696
She's okayish
Anonymous United States No.150645708
>>150645667
Have fun. Maybe she'll finally win next year.
Anonymous Australia No.150645718
>>150645681
sounds expensive. i just made my purchase of the year. another year of wta.
Anonymous United States No.150645721
katya :) wins another chinese qualifying match
Anonymous Germany No.150645732 >>150645759
Why did you look up her in the first place, Ausbro
Anonymous United States No.150645749
>final is at 2pm
For h'what purpose?
Anonymous Germany No.150645750
(I dont mind)
Anonymous Australia No.150645759 >>150645842
>>150645732
sabalenka wemb reminded me of the image
and then i thought
god i wish i had hair like that
how do i get hair like that
i best post the image and ask
oh
product
who can afford that
oop
someone asked who it is
luckily i label all my images with the name
i best google her first
oh god
well better answer
Anonymous Germany No.150645767 >>150645788
I love you but no it's too early for that
Anonymous Australia No.150645788
>>150645767
it's still slam time
anything goes during slam time
soon
everything will be back to normal
womfy and perhaps even cozy
i know i will be
all the wta at my fingertips
no vpn
no ads
no shit
just tennis
no watermarks
fuck watermarks
Anonymous Australia No.150645792
also lower quality video but it is what it is
Anonymous Germany No.150645804
I am going to slap you
Anonymous Germany No.150645808
Alina is playing a final later and you're joking around
Anonymous United States No.150645821 >>150645830 >>150645852
Ausbros, how long you going to type like shittingtonshireberg?
Anonymous Germany No.150645822
You stayed awake this whole week and then.................. disappointed in you
Anonymous United States No.150645823 >>150645832 >>150645852 >>150645859 >>150645916 >>150646564
is this tennis game tomorrow gonna be worth watching over nfl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645826
>>150645642
so sad didnt get see firts player to lose 3 slam finals in year
Anonymous Australia No.150645830
>>150645821
um
slams
Anonymous United States No.150645832
>>150645823
No
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645835
>>150645696
shes no alexandrova thats for sure
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645842 >>150645855
>>150645759
not a troon are you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150645852 >>150645872
>>150645821
umm hes clearly copying boris

>>150645823
corr he reminds me of me younger self
Anonymous Australia No.150645855
>>150645842
just wanted nice hair before i go fully bald :(
Anonymous United States No.150645859
>>150645823
I'm definitely watching this over football. You can always switch during commercials.
Anonymous United States No.150645872
>>150645852
>umm hes clearly copying boris
What's the difference?
Anonymous United States No.150645916
>>150645823
hopefully
Anonymous Australia No.150645943
sleepy after that
don't know how they constantly type like that
need to lie down now
really fries my noodle
watch badosa from bed
Anonymous Australia No.150646036 >>150646087
well it's something :/
Anonymous United States No.150646087
>>150646036
Nonce
Anonymous Australia No.150646177
you voted for him
Anonymous Australia No.150646195
>>150634146
imagine the sheer power of her succ on your conk or bolls
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150646286 >>150647057
just had a good-arsed poo

corr
Anonymous United States No.150646297 >>150646545 >>150646675
So uh, who had sex with Sabs?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646466
>>150644168
very cute jana interview!!! (it didnt happen)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150646485
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646506
>>150637948
jana > vendula > iva
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646539
>>150641926
Did she reall said that?
Anonymous New Zealand No.150646545
>>150646297
no one here lmao
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646549
>>150641148
spot on about personality
still boring looks
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646560
>>150644134
>>150644158
jana looks a bit like linda fruhvirtova and soemone else i forgot
Anonymous Norway No.150646564
>>150645823
Watching paint dry is worth it over watching NFL, so yes.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646594 >>150646651
>>150635672
>>150635525
give full link

also pls find rare 2010-2023 emmas
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646643 >>150647165
This is a perfection.

I see why someone might not only call her average, mid or evne ugly(?) but for me it only makes my desire to give her love more!!!
like she is perfectly unperfect

i won't fall in L with any girl most of men find ugly (rebel wilson, maggie gillenhall) or most men find pretty(irina shayk, kate upton)

emma is special or am i special idk.

but i find classic beauty like stephanie harper from fallout tv show also pretty, if you wonder what my taste are

emma and steph and tricia helfer
Anonymous United States No.150646647
>>150644016
gg sabby
Anonymous United States No.150646651 >>150646686
>>150646594
>a temu johanna konta
can't you find someone better?
Anonymous Cyprus No.150646675
>>150646297
Me I sucked her cock
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646686
>>150646651
This one for your taste do good? https://www.instagram.com/annabelohagan/p/C_JI0HWOSN0/
Anonymous Portugal No.150646688 >>150646692 >>150646755 >>150646827
Sinner vs Carlos

vote now

https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3prPLyA
Anonymous Cyprus No.150646692 >>150646703 >>150646735
>>150646688
Sinner wins
Anonymous Portugal No.150646703
>>150646692
both have around 50% winning chance though
Anonymous United States No.150646735 >>150646752 >>150647247
>>150646692
but who do you want to win
Anonymous Australia No.150646752
>>150646735
SINNEEEEEEEER
Anonymous Canada No.150646755 >>150646811
>>150646688
this link gave my computer a virus
Anonymous Australia No.150646759
if you care about tennis you want alcatraz to win
Anonymous Portugal No.150646811
>>150646755
get a better computer canuck
Anonymous Australia No.150646827 >>150646960
>>150646688
Alcaraz looks to be in better form.
Anonymous Canada No.150646869
sinner is the better hard court player
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150646893
Who is Kalinksaya new bf? The dog she was at tournaments with is his, not hers
Anonymous Australia No.150646896
Alcaraz makes me harder than Sinner.
Anonymous Italy No.150646899 >>150646916
if you support binner you support LGBT
Anonymous Australia No.150646915 >>150647377
Anonymous United States No.150646916
>>150646899
reventar
Anonymous Serbia No.150646960
>>150646827
form doesn't matter because both are playing well
Anonymous Australia No.150647052 >>150647242
Consider the following:
20 days ago Jannik Sinner retired against Carlos Alcaraz and merely 3 weeks later he's now fighting fit and ready to win again. What's his secret?
Anonymous Finland No.150647057 >>150647138
>>150646286
Get a bidet (italian style one), it will change your life
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647138 >>150647496
>>150647057
Why not Japanese toilet with automated ass wash
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150647165 >>150647313
>>150646643
based boris
do you plan on marrying her?
Anonymous Cyprus No.150647242
>>150647052
Staying natural
Anonymous Cyprus No.150647247
>>150646735
Alcaraz or Sinner lol
Anonymous New Zealand No.150647260 >>150647316 >>150647388
I doubt anyone actually wants sinner to win
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647313 >>150647323
>>150647165
Well id depends would she like me and would I succeed with some ai driven data powered statup and move in USA and engage in a stock bubble race and get rich and impress her father and her idk???


Note, that in a better parallel world, where I'm a top 3 tennis player right now, slightly older than her, we are already dating for a few weeks rn, as we had our first date("date"?) in august, because I noticed how pretty is she in June July 2025 and after than interview news that she is single I started to find her pretty, and when feelings and thoughts of her before I'm going go bed overwhelmed me finally, I decided to make a move before someone else does(my greatest fear) and approached her out of nowhere (!? or would we know each other previously) in the furthest mixed gender tournament we met idk in gym or in cafeteria or.... scariest thing in life, to ask girl out just like that out of the blue, and she either say yes or sorry no. And in my universe, she agreed, not because she is in love with me yet but maybe because she is not asked out often and she is like "well wtf does that do you mean you like me? Wow I'm curious now, lets talk.", and wow she said yes lets meet after teh training few blocks aways from the venue idk!!!!!!!!! Id bought us an ice cream, we strolled around some of the august tournament cities where there are no cameras but maybe some people would have see us walking together and maybe wrote about it on some tennis fourm are we just friends, liked mixed gender international most random pairing of friends but whatever... maybe even play us open mixed doubles together when stars align and then some random people see us walking NYC streets holding hands on a day off idk, like a date walking date, take a taxi a from a hotel and ask to drop you out in some streets and just have a 30 50 minute walk amount some unknown streets and then book a taxi back to hotel,

I'd would be full of butterflies and win 8-12 slams in a row for sure
Anonymous Australia No.150647316
>>150647260
I don't WANT him to win but I'd rather look at his doping face instead of Carlos Alcaraz's bald head.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647323
>>150647313
>in the furthest mixed gender
In the earliest mixed gender
Anonymous Canada No.150647377
>>150646915
What the fuck
Anonymous Canada No.150647388
>>150647260
I do. I don't like Grug.
Anonymous Zimbabwe No.150647416
I just want a compelling narrative and more than 2 good players
I was watching fucking David Ferrer highlights yesterday just to remember what a decent top 10 player was like
Anonymous Morocco No.150647424
tranny creep
Anonymous Australia No.150647439 >>150647714
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647494
wtf Jana 15 I thought she is 17
Anonymous Finland No.150647496 >>150647569 >>150647569 >>150647578
>>150647138
Those are actually the worst in my bidet ranking. Unnecessarily complicated, with tons of useless features

1) italian style
2) finnish style (little shower hose attached to sink. Not sure how to best describe it, think they also have it in the middle east)
3) japanese style
-)...power gap
9999) not having a bidet
Anonymous Australia No.150647507 >>150647714
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647569
>>150647496
i'd say if russian apartmetns have a bidet its either 85/15 finnish/italian
though when its "finnish" its called just like 'hygienic shower" and if its "italian" its just called "bidet"

i lived in aparments with finnish (hose with water) and never used it, weird
there is a sink in an arm reach distance from the toilet, so i just water the paper
>>150647496
>worst in my bidet ranking
did you ever use them? i never, but from the outsider view they are the best solution
Anonymous United States No.150647578
>>150647496
>washing your ass with water
That's such a Muslim thing. No wonder all you modern western Euros do it now. I'll stick to rags like my barbarian ancestors.
Anonymous Australia No.150647606 >>150648080
at least britboris breaks his up into readable sections i ain't reading them paragraphs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150647629 >>150647658
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647658
>>150647629
if u met her irl you wouldnt notice her
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647714
>>150647439
>>150647507
Vendula :)
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647721
<3
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150647746
Vendy :)
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150647917 >>150647944
>jules' final in 2 hours
>alinda final in 3
nice
Anonymous Australia No.150647944 >>150648032
>>150647917
i better watch the dance again
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150648032
>>150647944
i only got to it yesterday and must say it was a very lovely dance
(super slow, i know. but i only watch during my food ingestion sessions)
Anonymous United States No.150648080
>>150647606
On the other hand Russian shittington can spell
Anonymous Australia No.150648188