Thread 150634803

Game starts at 5

>>150634803 (OP)
Is the GeStaPo in the stadium?

what the fuck is this camera? stupid burgers

Luna scoring today lads

Worst Korea has no chance brehs

Wtf is this free flowing attacking soccer. Not used to this

I'm just here chilling

who's the fat lad?

>Dest is 24
Why did I think he was late 20s?

>>150635348
Me lad

Tyler Adams is not better than he was 4 years ago.

>>150635348
Diego Luna. I think he's just big boned

We are so shit

I literally never heard of Tristan Blackmon before today.

>>150635089
what the fuck are these lineups ?? the world cup is less than a year away what are they doing

Fuck these assholes. Bring back Berhalter

SONNED

Alright I’ve seen enough. Group stage exit with one point gifted by VAR

Poch out

it's squid game over

Why is Luna still a fat little shit? He does this for a living, the least he can do is get in shape

MESSI

>>150635529
He's fat, slow and useless

what does Poolisic do?

>>150634803 (OP)
South korea = actual koreans
USA = Some FAGGOTS from other continents with no native americans

LMAO

>>150636184
Diversity is our strength

We don't deserve to host the world cup

These shitters would be getting beat by curaçao right now if they actually had to qualify

why isn't Kim playing?

TOP KEK

>>150636662
he is >>150635089

Um USA bros?

>>150636277
They are shitters but also none of them are trying because they don't want to injure themselves for club. Dest is the only player on the field right now with actual talent. Tillman is the only USMNT player on his level.
Luna is trying his best but his best is not good enough even for friendlies.
>>150636075
Make off ball runs, scores sometimes

We are getting btfo with this MLSoi roster

POCH OUT

Son is still really good. Maybe not PL tier but he could easily still play in Bundes or Serie A. Waste of time going to MLS.

Can we still get Greg Berhalter back?

>>150636843
He's leading the Fire

oh shit, that ICE party riled them up
kek

Luna actually looks hialruous. Got the eric cartman archetype on screen

koreans seem to have got buffed for that ICE raid
let's see how .
many more goals they can score

>>150636771
He's 33 and likes to party and bang ktown sluts

>>150634803 (OP)

Reminder this is USA golden generation

>>150636878
He's cholo Cartman, same bodytype

>>150635192

Whoops!

>>150636771
yeah shouldve just gone to inter or leverkusen

>>150636878
Gattuso

>>150637098
The golden generation was Donovan, McBride, and Dempsey. These guys are pecho frios

>>150637203
Wild that we've evolved into a pecho frio situation

>>150637203
>Brian McBride
I liked him, underrated player

not even meming this is the moment it all want down hill for the USMNT. they've been dog shit and an absolute embarrassment ever since this happened.

>>150636706
>none of them are trying

Yes I’ve noticed this about these guys

>>150637203
We used to produce good GKs too

>>150636878
Its the Hugain. He's also genuinely the best player on the field rn. He'd be in Europe if god didn't make him look like that

>>150637311
This was so based

>>150637311
For me its that game where Bobby Wood scored the game winner against the Netherlands. That was a slow seismic shift into oblivion. I remember that moment and then Julian Green and Zelalem and the slow drift into mediocrity and failed prospects

Why can't our players care?

>>150637637
They're all rich kid diva products of the US soccer pay to play system. Luna is the only one with street hunger but he uses it to eat Chipotle instead of train

Imagine if we cared about soccer

is this the powever of USA?

>>150637203
Also John O'Brian and Claudio Reyna, I don't see out talentpool ever getting back to this level the way things are. Our coaches at college and club level simply aren't good.

>>150637736
Tillman, Dest and Johnny are our only players who aren't complete pecho frio shitters. It's embarrassing.

poch out? or does he still need more time and its just the players?

>>150637817
He has the excuse that it's friendlies, they will give him a world cup no matter how bad he is.

This Korean team is unironically pretty good. I would expect them to get out of the group stage.

>>150637817
>>150637895
Eh they're just far behind in the cycle.
South Korea is both a top team in the world and totally know their pool.

Have things to figure out Then have to start working on cohesion.

Tillman is gonna be a big piece
McKenzie, who knows
Chris Richardson
Balogun, pepi both can step up.

I'd like to see Pulisic Tillman and Luna on the field together

>>150638040
Mckennie***
Not mckenzie

imagine if we cared about soccer

who the fuck is Tilman?

Reading garbage on us soccer twitter and yourube and shit and are people really trying to cope and defend Poch by saying that Korea is a good team?
So that makes this okay?
I can't wait to hear 11yanks and tmtv also say that same retarded shit

How the fuck can you fags defend this garbage?

>>150638132
What's the most popular sport in Korea?

>>150638156
e-sports and baseball

>Christian roldon in 2025

Where is Jordan Morris, lletget and kelyln Acosta

>>150638156
kpop fancam vids, example Girl Crush

Is it ok to like New Jeans as a straight man?

>>150638209
Don't worry Jordan Morris is still 30. I'm sure he will pop up again

>>150637817
It’s both desu
>>150634803 (OP)
We need to call ICE on this team and make sure they’re roomies with TDA in CECOT

>>150638150
>How the fuck can you fags defend this garbage?
with lowered expectations. the real psychological problem among the fanbase is this "golden generation" mentality. it made sense to *hope* for it when pulisic was connecting with giroud at chelsea and banging in his own goals on an ascendant team and germany was full of Young But Talented Youngsters who looked like they could blow up. Well, Pulisic churned through Chelsea the same as 40 other 4-season chelsea players have in the past decade (which is fine: he didn't turn into prime Hazard as projected but he's a "high level serie a player" or could still be a "high level aston villa/brentford" player), and those Germany phenoms are on a few midtable clubs.
This is reality. This is who these players are. It's just that no one can get used to it, and the human basedjaks of reddit and twitter all think we have a sublime destiny to be top 10 this decade

wish i knew about this could have watched yanks get battered and.are son score :(

I for one am shocked that Sargent, who has spent the last 4 years banging in goals at Norwich facing Scottish League level opponents, isn't cabale of performing against half way decent defenses.

What's he cooking?

Chris Wondolowski

>>150638486
Well he's not getting much service or space out there.

What is actually the purpose of half these callups ?? You can't seriously tell me that roldon, Blackmon, berhalter or McGlynn are playing serious minutes at the world cup. So why are they here ?

>>150638150
I don't know how they were playing in the first half tbf to poch they don't seem all that bad in the second half the biggest problem really seems to be cohesion like this anon said>>150638040. I think they really should've called up the first team for that gold cup camp. I think a real big problem in your squad is the lack a of a good striker and I don't think you really have any good ones in your pool. You should still get rid of poch though he's getting carried by his team's talent

>>150638559
Poch for whatever reason thought it was a great idea to call up new players to get one last view of players he could possibly take to the world cup

burgerbros..... first k-pop, then squid game, then kpop demon hunters and now this. we're getting kwabbed at all ends. We need to release the Hyundai workers NOW before they team up with the norks

Lmao these niggas SUCK

3 CONSECUTIVE CHANCES TO SCORE AND THEY COULDN'T

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THIS TEAM IS AN EMBARASSMENT

>this is the nation that will host the 2026 world cup
Why is it allowed that they get to automatically qualify?

>>150638763
You need a striker balugon is shit

>>150638812
We are still better than Canada at least.

9 months to fix the team... can Poche do it?

How do we fix this shit???

>>150638862
We will almost certainly get a little riggi in the cup but how far will that realistically take us?

>>150638937
I hope Trump can work some of his magic

>>150638862
only 9 months?
fuck

When planing on how to fix your team, please keep in mind, we're not offering any kind of refunds or compensations. Thank you.

>mexico vs japan
>mexico play as local team
>mexico play as local team in America
lel
NORTH AMERICA VS ASIA

>>150638980
Japan is going to destroy them

>>150638960
It'd be very funny for the USMNT to play poorly but get the South Korea 2002 treatment and end in a quarter final

>>150639023
We’re literally back. Those zipperheads don’t stand a chance.

Poch out. DESK babby. Hasn't done shit since he lucked into a set of world-class players.
Not that >we aren't total dogshit but he's making it worse.

>>150638143
Some kraut who couldn't make the mannschaft

>>150639080
>quarter final vs Mexico with Trump in attendance

AHHHH
well done south korea
they deserve more goals tho

>>150639143
Kino inbound

>>150638838
Yanks online told me I was coping when I said idgaf that a guy Eddie Nketiah was keeping out the arsenal squad switched to them...

lmao Lost to Korea

>>150638980
Why are you shitting on CHIs for attending the matches. Ur CHIs and brothers and parents are always going and filling up the stadiums here especially in NJ and NY now since you fags come here now in the masses

>>150639275
b-butbbutbutbutbut-but they're a g-good team

t. pete

>>150639288
I am not shitting on them
I'm emphasizing that some national teams prefer to play their friendlies on "neutral" ground because no team would visit a place with narcoterrorism. E.g. any national team would prefer to play in the USA than come to Ecuador
However, mexico vs japan looks more interesting

US is not going through the group stage, crazy.

>our midfield was adumbs, berhalter, and luna
no fucking shit we lost
where’s mckennie and musah and cardoso?

Oh nonono gringordosisters

how many times are we going to blame the coach for the euro kids doing fuck all? Im not defending MLelS shitters either but they have no reason to be dogshit as well

>>150638040
Luna doesn't belong in international level

>>150638143
USA's best player besides Dest

>>150639633
>musah
He sucks now but Johnny and McKennie i think weren't called

>>150639400
They'll be Pot 1 and get the home crowd boost and some 3rd places will go through. If they manage to shit the bed against Serbia, Uzbekistan and Bolivia it'll be a shock

>>150641584
This but anus rearranged in knockouts unless Trump pays for refball

>>150641157
Dest fucking blows

>>150641584
Serbia and Uzbekistan will kick our ass. Serbia will look like 2022 Holland against us. Bolivia if we're lucky we'll manage a 1-0 narrow victory.

>>150641688
uzbekistan we'd draw 0-0. Bolivia we might be able to beat. Serbia would beat us for sure

#TacosVsSushi

>>150641825
I hate piojo alvarado so much it's unreal, how do they keep calling this fucking tronco. he also looks like someone who'd scam me at la plaza de la tecnologia

>>150638486
Yes it would be so much harder to score against the mighty defenders of the Japanese, Korean, and Austrian leagues.

Lol. Based.

>>150642733
Kek

>>150638040
Luna is trash, just get over it

>>150638862
He's the one who's been fucking everything up trying to be cute with his gay little punishments on the good american players by calling up mls shitters to prove his point of being the boss.

>>150634803 (OP)
>United States of chicanoamerica