Thread 150643053

why argue with a chiefs fan when you can just wait?

im so ready for jayden daniels' knees to invert bros

show me a better tattoo in the nfl

protein: you fucking can't

the dodgers just went from having a no hitter with 2 outs in the 9th with a 3 run lead to losing the game. what even is the football equivalent? can there even be one?

>>150642318
why are red states like this?

>>150643122
lil nigga look 15 years old

>>150642392
Minn is a great city! They are growing every day

tomorrow
>>150643135
african american scholars

Thank you Mr. Poles
lol

>>150643106
YWNBJH

>>150643122
*blocks your path*

I hate Israel

>>150643158
tomorrow my steelies will win a gruesome 23-17 game over the jetties and everyone will forget most of it by the time the afternoon games kick off :)

>>150643150
kek

>>150643177
Yeah we’ll see

>>150643192
woah dude chill out with the antisemitism

>>150643106
Kind of you to assume you will be beating us in the super bowl again. Thank you

>>150643131
>Zero random Giants banger at any point

i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

>>150643126
Probably that jags chargers playoff game a couple years back.

>>150643282
Jim Harbaugh vs Sean McDermott

my body is ready

>>150643305
I was going to say Miracle at the Meadow Lands, but both of those built over time. It would be like someone scoring like 3 TDs in the last minute after being held to a FG all game.

>>150643329
>my body is ready
>Size XXL
Ready for what, another big mac? You fat fuck.

>>150643189
What are those retarded mickey mouse knockoffs I see in dispensaries?>>150643150
Good to see America bringing in the brightest minds.

tomorrow a new chapter of drama queen releases (11 am)

reminder: dak is elite

>>150643333
Wait, that titans dolphins game where levis came back after being down three scores with like 3 minutes left. Henry had just fumbled a scoop 6.

>>150643329
>RIZZ

>>150643053 (OP)
@rock is this real????

>>150643206
ENTER

>>150643362
post bussy, twink

>>150643415
Both played well desu
>>150643427
True, a good example

>>150643122
wtf did he get anesthetized? do nogs really?

>>150643177
It's hilarious how much better Maye and Daniels tape is, and how good of tape the other 3 guys had as well albeit each had their concerns.
The gayleb pick is going to haunt Chicago for a long time when 3 of the other 5 1st round QBs end up hoisting the Lombardi one by one

>>150643440
Why? Gonna eat that too, you fat bitch? Kek

your QB has his own line of BBQ sauce, right?

>>150643177
We LOVE Mr. Poles, yes sir we do!

>>150643131
>no Gnats
Looks accurate.

>lions vs fudge packers
Who ya got

>>150643329
>XXX MEGA LARGE

Lmao buy a treadmill

>get boner
>jerk off
>still have boner

what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?

>>150643545
Waistband

>>150643538
Well love is dog shit so lions

>>150643545
>Unironically letting your boner win by not beating it into submission
Do zoomers really?

SAAR PLEASE DO NOT DO THE SLAPFUL

>>150643053 (OP)
>ctrl+f
>Schefter
Fake news

>>150643538
love > goof

Anyone know what a labubu is?

YOU ARE BLOODY BASTARD SAAR!!

>>150643407
kekarooo

>>150643595
If it's a dick sucking contest definitely

>>150643611
Like a beanie baby

is he right?

>>150643538
Packers aren't a serious team, but neither are the Lions.
Detroit 'cuz history but I wouldn't be shocked if they lost

exhale

>bears won't have TJ Edwards
>Jaylon Johnson is questionable, and even if he's in it'll be after practicing like once all summer and being out of shape
>Darrisaw is back at LT for the Vikings, the bears pass rush is still ass
>Nailor is healthy to be WR3
I think people expect the Vikings to run a lot Monday but I have the feeling JJ is going to light up the bears.

>>150643131
For me, it's the Archers

>>150643538
As a Chiefs fan I know how unimportant week 1 games are, so it doesn’t really matter and it’s impossible to predict. I do think by the end of the season the Packers will have a way better record than the Lions

>>150643611
>labubu
Beanie Babies for chinkoids

>>150643645
What kind of coward shit is this?

>>150643645
Damn bro you nearly lost it all. What are we using that 5 on instead?

>>150643668
Texans +3

>>150643667
responsible unit management

GO PACK GO!

>>150643645
bookies FEAR him

>>150643611
Beanie babies for zoomies and gen alpha, except even more overpriced

>>150643626
>>150643656
>>150643693
Weird phenomenon

>>150643675
I don't see the logic but God speed /bet/ Chad

I was here posting during the entire offseason, it enrages me that you retard tourists are allowed to come in here and larp as regulars

>>150643720
oldcuck

>>150643614
SAAAARRR

what team is he a fan of?

>>150643714
Pretty even matchup but a healthy Stroud > an aging probably still injured Stafford any day

>>150643720
I've been a regular here since 2009. I stopped coming in the offseason whenever it was that Discord killed the thread.

>>150643122
They put him to sleep to get a tat? Are zoomers THAT soft?!

>>150643720
Wow bro. Im so sorry we missed out on all the mutthomes statnigger posting for months on end. We all need to try and do better from now on.

>>150643743
the soulless eyes of a doll

>>150643743
Bucs.

>>150643743
Imagine... imagine the smells he smelled.

>>150643743
the charges, officer?

i thought he retired

>>150643743
Browns

>>150643801
Devonte Adams screaming and punching the air

>>150643747
I'm hoping the Texans take it and I've got a $50 parlay on Dolphins, Redskins, Broncos, Texans moneyline but I'm probably gonna cash out. Texans makeshift O line against the buzzsaws the Rams have in Verse, Fiske and Turner..... I feel like it's a longshot

>>150643645
top 1-2% bettor move

Is this it bros? Is this the year they don't chorge, finally?

>>150643833
stupid ass should've gone to buffalo or kc last year instead of following his buttbuddy to the jejs

>>150643883
a chargers ring would be sovl

>>150643883
Jim Harbaugh will get you to the AFC Championship. After that Chorging is highly likely.

Patty Cuckitini

>>150643743
>when they catch him

>>150643883
Nate Kaeding sends his regards

>>150643883
The last time the Chargers even made it to the Super Bowl it caused such chaos within the fabric of space and time that the football gods had to kill half the team over the succeeding decades to restore balance.

>>150643206
Damn, this lil white boy got me fillin up. Imagine the bottom game...

>>150643883
We're getting Chargers vs Vikings owl for the JJ vs Harbaugh matchup and someone will have to chorge at the end

>>150644071
>kangz owl
hop off of madden somaliape

>>150643912
Least retarded /nfl/ week 1 overreaction

>>150643883
the chorgers already won their super bowl

Vontaze Burfict

>>150644093
even though somalians may be close to apes, could you please use that term anymore?

>>150644185
>chargers lore

what lore?

>>150644215
good QBs who got wasted

would you fuck her?

>>150644215
that season when they had the #1 offense and #1 defense but got bounced because they had the #32 special teams

>>150644197
why yes i could, thank you.

>>150644272
kek when was that?

>>150644291
I'll be backing the redzone thread at 12:30, be there.

Soccer!

bros, u haven't had sex in 3 months and I'm about to lose my mind

>>150644359
*baking

>>150644373
Brave

>>150644399
Phenomenal build but hair poosi+asshole is is no good. We only like hairy pits

>>150644255
New gimmick pl0x

Picking up 50 trendies from raising cane’s tomorrow and eating them all by myself

>>150644361
Norv Turner was INCREDIBLE in his ability to just waste talented teams. I'm amazed at how long he stuck around the league. Rivers hated him past a certain point too.

>>150643538
Heart says packers
Head says loins

>>150643053 (OP)
Your pic is from last year, but I'm hearing from a couple of people that he isn't playing tomorrow

>>150644455
>Kiwi
>Fag
All is right with the world.

>>150644399
The moment you realize that women have so little responsibility and obligation in life that they unironically fill their time doing shit like this is the moment you learn that all women should live in constant abject terror.
This is not a meme.

>>150644501
Raising canes is overrated af

>>150644359
Ty for your service

I’m literally shaking with excitement for tomorrow, it’s going to be freaking awesome

Lot of reasons to pick the Browns tomorrow. They're shit, but so are the Bengals in the first four weeks of every season. Kind of a barometer for the Bengals imo. We know they're really good when it gets cold, but they should absolutely beat down Joe Flacco's Browns tomorrow. Cleveland is going to be in the running for the 1st pick. I think the Bengals win big, but if not there's big trouble in Cincy again

>one minute of commercials

and yet you retards acted like the world was ending

>XXL is fat
You fucks never lifted a weight your entire lives

>>150644505
>I'm amazed at how long he stuck around
he realized the early 90s cowboys offense was ultra-elite and just let them run simplified offenses that's it. he really speaks to how dumb football coaching generally is

>>150644698
The Bengals only have Joe Burrow but the Browns are one of the teams he should be able to beat on his own.

>>150644698
It will be so fucking funny if Flacco dragons dice up the Bengals

>>150643743
Browns easily

>>150644703
You have to be the most naive faggot mutt to think it's gonna be 1 minute every single week. The reason they specifically said it's only 1 minute of commercials for week 1 is because they'll keep pushing it up going forward. Dumbass bootlicker

Chargers are going all the way this season i guarantee it. That game last night was flawless. This team is elite. No one is stopping us. Offense is unstoppable. Defense is a titanium wall impenetrable. Justin Herbert finally has a solid team around him. If he had a better wr corp he'd have made the superbowl by now. If he had a better OL he'd have won a ring or 2 by now. If the chargers had a good defense he'd have the same amount of rings as mahomes I bet. The chargers team held him back. Wasted potential. Hes the best qb in the league hands down. I have very high expectations for the chargers this season. They may even go undefeated honestly. Don't be surprised if they do. Cap it. Superbowl 100% this season. Im positive

>>150644703
>1 minute
>changing the slogan
>all this damage control already
okay retard. if the commercials arent just as bad as a regular game by next season you can cum in this bussy

>>150644751
>because they'll keep pushing it up going forward

do you have a single fact to back that up?

>it's only 1 minute of commercials goy
>it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve goy

>>150644705
stfu fat bitch. Id crack back block the fuck out of you easily

>>150644751
They'll probably lay off an increase this year, especially since it's so on the radar. Long term it's obvious they will though

crack back block this bussy

I’m happy the chiefs lost but I hope these 3 chargers fans don’t get their hopes up. You’re always the one projected to win the superbowl only to CHORGE.>>150644361
Just keep beating the Queefs to make everyone happy

>>150644772
>do you have a single fact to back that up?
Yeah, greddy Jews.

back to back champs
call it

>>150644772
Yea the fact that I'm not a dumbass, can recognize patterns of behavior and form reasonable conclusions based on said patterns. You should try it sometime

>>150644835
Wrong thread retard

>>150644703
Retard

>>150644835
They're never winning a Super Bowl.

>>150644837
>translation: no

you're being hysterical. stop it

>>150644724
It's so weird how the Bengals are shit when it's hot, and one of the best NFL teams when it's cold. Doesn't make a bit of sense.

The vicucks don’t deserve an owl. They don’t have the history of other teams. They don’t have the grit and determination of other teams. Why should a baby franchise deserve an owl?

>>150644842
i may be a retard but its not the rong thread

>>150644873
Jewish claws typed this post.

>paying this much for a guy who has a single 1,000 yard season

are they retarded?

>>150644215
the post Felipe Rios lore

>>150644703
We're ready to go to war over 7 hours of commercial FREE football.

>>150644910
Did you forget his elite passing?

>>150644910
They have money to burn unlike your poor ass.

>>150644910
More 1000 yard season than Addison in less games.

>>150644751
Scott Hansen is the exact type of naive do-gooder White that gets run over and abused by conniving Jews

>>150644910
That's WR2 money, I think Devonta Smiff makes $28 million.

>>150644939
yeah so?

Amon Ra > Jefferson
Jamo > Addison
Gibbs > Jones
Goff > literally whatever shitheap the vicucks have in come week 7

>>150644929
my team actually has Lombardis in our trophy case

>>150644910
He's very talented take the top off a defence guy but man that's a lot of money for a space cadet. Maybe this is the year he puts it all together

>>150644962
I was backing up the kiwi's point that there will be more commercials soon

>>150644968
>My
>Our
KEKAROONI

what the hell is buffalo doing?

>>150644986
cope

>>150644995
There is literally nothing else to do in Buffalo. You can charge whatever you want when you have a captive audience.

>>150644995
You're in Buffalo, what the fuck are you going to do about it? Go somewhere else? Good fucking luck, buddy.

My regression team is the R******s
My MVP is Burrow
My OPOY is Ja'Marr Chase
My DPOY is Will Anderson
My Comeback POY is Erin Rodgers (not Hutchinson like everyone picks)
My OROY is Ashton Jeanty
My DROY is Travis Hunter
MY COY is Vrabel

>>150645041
There is a disturbing lack of Eagles, the saviors of football, on your list.

>>150644995
>$2.00 wieners in Atlanta
Maybe I should move there and become a Falcons fan

>>150643282
Me to my husband when he won't drive me home in time for 7 hours of RedZone football

>>150645050
I wanted to pick Barkley as OPOY, but talked myself out of it cuz the overwhelming favorite almost never wins due to injury or whatever. If he plays the full season he wins it. They have a godly line and he'll put up another 2k season with health.

>>150645061
You could but that means you'd be in and around A LOT of darkies.

>>150645061
I think willingly becoming a Falcons fan counts as self-harm at this point.

>>150644965
>Gibbs > Jones
This is the only one that is actually true. TBD on McCarthy.

soon, bros

>>150645041
>My DPOY is Will Anderson
My Comeback POY is Erin Rodgers (not Hutchinson like everyone picks)
What is he coming back from, being shit?

Will Aaron Rodgers actually do anything on the Steelers?

>>150645126
He'll get them swept by the Browns and retire in disgrace.

>>150645126
he'll lead them to a wildcard exit

>>150644888
Its happening. Justin Herbert finally has a decent team. If he had a supporting cast like this the past few seasons he would have won a ring by now. This team is unstoppable.

>>150644703
Operation: Boil the Frog
The goys won’t see it coming!!

>>150645095
McCarthy is dogshit. He barely kept himself relevant on Michigan. He was the backup plan. He didn’t pass in the 2nd half of the Natty. That’s how much they trust him. He’s gonna be Ponder 2.0

>>150644995
>insurance company name
>insurance company prices

>>150645020
>He bought?

>>150645120
yes. I hate the Stoolers so the laws of the universe state that Rodgers will have a throwback year and cement himself among the best all time. it would be way too fun for him and shitsburgh to suck.

who is tarnishing their legacy harder: rodgers or belichick?

>>150644399
>3 months

try 12 years. Im like a wizard without any of the fucking superpowers.

>>150645190
Dance party!

>>150645191
Neither

I don't think anyone is ready for the circus that is Joe Flacco - QB1 and Sanders - QB3. Obviously Flacco isn't gonna work, but how the fuck does Dillon Gabriel even handle it when he eventually takes the reins (could be tomorrow). I fully expect Sanders himself to be a distraction. Gonna be a shitshow in Cleveland and I cannot wait to watch.

>>150645118
Early morning games suck. I can't be drinking beers at 10AM

>>150645190
>>150645196
N

>>150645120
>>150645167
Steelers are going to the Owl but will lose to the Bears, breaking the Rodgers ownership curse.

>>150645126
Rodgers is a statue in the pocket, look at how athletic the Eagles defensive line is. He’s going to get smoked in the AFC North

>>150645196
Yeah Boi!!!

>>150645203
Eat a breakfast burrito calibro

>>150645191
Belichick is just humiliating himself. At least Rodgers is trying.

>>150645146
Bro it's one game. Nobody knows shit before thanksgiving

>>150645203
Yeah you can pussy

>>150645200
Sanders is essentially the new Kaepernick. Nigs are in his corner no matter how hard he sucks. Cleveland deserves whatever clownshow unfolds this year.

Vikings should have extended Darnold. McCarshit isn’t even half the QB of Darnold

>>150645203
Not with that attitude.

>>150645020
muh grandpappy's cardstock
you fags aren't special
and no one gives a shit about your leather helmet championships

>>150645220
You don't even know what Thanksgiving is.

>>150645118
Seeing this beaner makes me wanna drink tecate
Might pick up a sleeve tomorrow.

>>150645203
most faggots can't

why do quarterbacks wear a bunch of bracelets? I see it on a lot of dudes. is it a younger, fruity fashion deal for these guys?

>>150645277
stop noticing things on dudes, faggot

>>150645277
Female energy dubs

>>150645243
>tecate
based

>>150645277
Burrow is a fruit, this is known

>>150645289
wait, noticing faggy things makes me a faggot? on some level you're making sense. why did I even notice how gay that was? fuck

>>150643106
You are a real tough guy now that the Chiefs will not have Rice for a 2nd time and no Xavier.

Is it true that gay people have parasites? I read that on /pol/

>>150645303
The Chiefs need to sign Mecole from the Packers’ practice squad

>>150645339
Wanna find out, kitten?

>>150645339
it is. anal sex is a great vector for disease.

There have been better throws and better catches, but I don't think there's ever been a better combination than this. The ball basically caught Tyler Boyd, but he had the awareness to tuck it away.

https://x.com/obscure_bengals/status/1708131093960896988

>>150645351
make the bear dyslexic KEEEEEEEK

Ive said it a thousands time already. GayGay McSharty is a massive bust. When will you learn this?

>>150645384
You havent seen him play

>>150645339
they are just willing to do way crazier shit than the average person imagines

Who should be the next Bama coach?

>>150645277
They paint their fingernails too

gays put their weiners in the poop hole and then have oral sex. they literally eat poop.

>>150645415
it's really weird man. it's not even a gay thing (I don't think) cuz Burrow is banging supermodels, but it is very fruity.

The NFL should kick out the Jets

>>150645362
your mothers wet fat cunt is a vector for disease my man

>>150645220
That one game told me everything I needed to know. Ive seen enough. This team is firing on all cylinders. Offense. Defense. Everything. Justinnherbert deserves a team this good and im glad he finally got it. If only he had a better team around him this entire time he'd have multiple mvp awards and a ring or 2.

>>150645418
dey eat da poo poo like ice cream

>>150645428
I fell year but that's been normal for makes since I was a kid in the 80s

They should put ryback in

>>150645450
*I feel ya, but that's been a normal thing my whole life and I've only lived in heavy red states

>>150645450
>>150645467
Jesus, are you having a stroke?

>>150645277
"friendship" bracelets traded in the team showers. Colors correspond to different players and coaches.

>>150645484
he's drunk boss

>>150645493
nothing gay about friendship bracelets in team showers. Just bros horsing around.

Y’all know it’s coming

Gronk has the nicest cock

30 min to the first Sunday of the 2025 NFL season

Kelce is probably the biggest cock Taylor ever had

Which game is going to be the spaghetti bowl tomorrow?

>>150645512
Burrow's throwing to Lambos but his D sucks, Mahomes is throwing to broken down Pintos but his D is good.

Kelce pissed after Chiefs left Mahomes in some Brazilian hood where he was buttraped for the last 24 hours straight

>>150645534
>but his D is good.
erm... not this year

>Jameson williams got a 3 year 83 million extension
The Lions must really think he will take a big step up this year
The talent and work ethic is there, he's just kind of a dumbass. Maybe they got someone to manage him

>>150645531
panthers/jaguars, easy

>>150645514
How nice is it
Describe it

>Kelce's got funded for a beer line launch
Are rich people just throwing money at these guys in the hopes of becoming friends with Taylor Swift? Neither of these beefheads are particularly interesting, and I say this as a UC fan who loves them.

>>150645512
rape is cumming

>>150645534
Burrow has Chase and some mid WR eating up too much cap
Mahomes had Kelce's and a bunch of Tee Higgin tier WRa not eating up too much cap
Advantage Mahomes

Mahomes has Reid
Advantage Mahomes


Mahomes has Veach
Advantage Mahomes

Mahomes has an OL
Advantage Mahomes

Mahomes has a D
Advantage Mahomes

>>150645591
You thought way more about this than was necessary bro. I was just making a joke.

>>150645567
jason is reddit incarnate
travis is riding his fiancee's coattails

>>150645567
I like to imagine that Jason kelces wife enjoys getting pounded unnecessarily hard

>>150645567
They're so heckin wholesome

my Berds play tomorrow

>>150645646
big red kinda sexy with those tail feathers ngl

>>150644835
Tomo a shit

>>150645646
SHOW ME THE MONEY

>>150645655
ron swanson ruined a generation of millennial men

>>150645646
The Super Bowl season begins!

>>150645340
Mecole is washed.

>>150645677
he look like a 48 year old you complement for looking young

>>150645672
SHOW ME THE MONEY
YOU SHOW ME MONEY
SHOW MONEY NOW

still time to jump on

>>150645701
Penis Junior

>>150645701
>>150645709
>Micro Penis Jr is their QB's name
No thanks

>>150645701
The Cousins bandwagon

>>150645734
>these eyes want power over you

>>150645709
>>150645730
Sending books like this to my Falcons buddy every month this season, having them signed by Penix

We Ansel Adams now.

we'll see who gets the last laugh haters

Old lady Swanger says you need help

>>150644361
Ugh why did you have to remind me, I fucking hated Norv with a passion. Dude ran it every fucking first down to keep defenses "honest"

>>150645761
Kek

>>150645761
lmao cant unsee

>>150645646
Im hoping you have a fun season bird bro, you fuckers have suffered for a very long time please kill the lambs

>>150645781
We wuz large format photographers n shiet

That Chiefs game last night felt like a bad omen for KC.

>>150643131
>no colts
>no gnats
>no lolphins
>no patriots
>no browns
>no tardinals
lol somehow all accurate

Is this nigga legit?

>>150643329
>no matching photos found
>double xl
you wouldn't happen to be the fat fuck on /nba/ who eats wendys twice a day would you

>>150645921
they'll be fired up and stomp the shitty fucking iggles into the dirt

>>150644761
>>150645146
>>150645447
>if only he had a better team
>if only
>if
so what was the reason he choked against the jags when they were "contenders"

>>150645950
If he was, do you really think he would be begging for a job on twitter?

>>150646010
to be honest i really like athletes with III or IV in their names

>>150643903
Flip him for a pick at the trade deadline if he can't handle it. Rams are finishing the rebuild next draft with a QB and RT for sure.

>>150646043
well it's a II, the self-important faggot version of jr

Have you noticed how everybody outside of their division tends to like and root for them?

>>150646074
They're the retarded kid of the group, it makes them more likeable than their competent and arrogant counterparts

>>150646074
and then everyone clapped

Bills lose to Ravens. Go on a massive winning streak. End the regular at 12-5 or 13-4. 6th straight AFCE title. Potential 1st seed/1st round Bye. Loss in the Super Bowl...to whom? I don't know.
t. razor

>>150646074
Fashion wise they are great the logo the merch etc i own a giants sweatshirt i dont even know whos on the team

tomorrow....ya seethe.

>>150644910
It's always better to pay your guys early. Laporta probably getting his contract as soon as the off-season starts

>>150646104
Great matchup and no ones been talking about

>>150646074
Meanwhile everyone IN the division hates them for thinking their shit doesn't stink. I'm a Cowboys fan and I'll never forgive John Mara for literally stealing cap space from the Cowboys back in 2012. My hate for the Giants has burned with a nuclear fury ever since.

>>150644554
Why are incels like this?

KANGZ

I am ready for football

Im about to make a fake tinder profile and chat with women

>>150646145
You should name yourself Sebastian

Thats a powerful name for females

>>150646119
It's week one bro, everyone is talking about their own teams

>>150646145
Why not make a real profile and find a gf?

>>150646122
You are literally the most hated team in the entire NFL. Eagles are a close 2nd these days.

The Giants are an old school respectable organization with good natured fans.

>>150646190
Woman are repulsed by me plus they always get angry when I bring by anime body pillow gf on dates

>>150646210
Fair enough.

Ma boi Rattler and Saints are winning today

I would be happy if the Saints drafted:
John Mateer
Drew Allar
Dylan Raiola (2027)
DJ Lagway (2027)

I'd be cautiously optimistic if the Saints drafted:
LaNorris Sellers
Arch Manning

I'd be upset if the Saints drafted:
Garrett Nussmeier
Cade Klubnik
Luke Altmyer

I don't know enough about Sam Leavitt and Fernando Mendoza to form an opinion on them.

>>150646249
I honestly would be happy and incredibly pissed at the same time.

>>150646251
>Garrett Nussmeier
he's QB1 you cuck

>>150646268
>he's QB1 you cuck
For who? The Tallahassee State Jackanapes?

>>150645692
1-16

>>150646268
>manlet
>okay at best arm strength
This makes me worry. He makes nice throws though but it's not like he makes them at a rate that wows me. Idk about taking a 6'1" QB with no outstanding physical traits and isn't insanely good from a processing and decision making standpoint.

Is there no way to watch NFL games (on the high seas) just after they air? I used to use nfl66 but it seems like that has shit the best big time.

I want to just pause another game so I can watch it straight after the main game I will be watching.

>>150646251
I was watching the LSU game at the bar and some faggot behind me started ranting about how it's wrong to want your team to lose games for a better draft pick and you aren't a real fan if you do in the gayest voice imaginable. Luckily all of his friends kept telling him to fuck off. Also, I'm a bitch so I wouldn't have said or done anything.

>>150644761
>If he had a better wr corp
>If he had a better OL
>If the chargers had a good defense
>if they do
If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.

>>150646303
nflvideo

>>150646285
QB1 as in he will have the best career of all the 2026 QB draftees
>>150646290
>no outstanding physical traits and isn't insanely good from a processing and decision making standpoint.
schizobabble, my tigers are winning it all this year because he's good

>>150646316
Takes way too long to upload

imagine losing to chargers

>>150646320
Im an LSU fan too and I like Nuss, but I would be lying if I said I wanted the Saints to draft him over Allar or Mateer.

>>150643189
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>payin ppl ta diddle all ova ya back
BRUHHHH

>>150643189
He's putting art on his back to distract the massage therapist while he starts molesting them.

Today is the day. Scared Billsissies?

Why do people act all surprised and outraged when I take things to the extreme? It's not like it comes out of nowhere. You don't respect any boundaries I constantly set over and over again, you don't take me seriously when I'm upset, you constantly talk about me behind my back, always attempt to manipulate me, think that Im supposed to instantly be available whenever you need help but when I need help you suddenly aren't around, feel the need to constantly point out all of my flaws as if you're perfect but when I do it you, you lose your shit. Sorry, you don't deserve to have a penis anymore. Deal with it.

>>150646074
I don't care about them at all.

Saints heem today

does anyone else remember Aaron Rodgers?

>>150646448
Who?

>>150646415
...football?

>>150646448
I heard he really, really likes women. Is this true?

>>150646468
He's married so it must be

>>150645207
>Eagles
>AFC North

>>150646104
Lamar will expose that fraud Allen.

>>150646474
she goes to another school

>>150646448
Nobody gives a fuck about the marvel movies any more

>>150646170
I've known plenty of powerful females and none were ever named Sebastian.

>your team
>ceiling
>floor
>prediction
Sadly picrel
Ceiling: 9-8
Floor: 3-14
Prediction: 6-11

Imagine if your dad named you penis junior. Yeah this is here is junior, he's the littlest penis.

>>150646635
Incel post.
You now have a strong powerful queen as your owner who will be personally on the sidelines with a headset and play sheet. Its time to listen and learn.

>>150646767
I'm sure that'll get them riled up.

>>150646796
Dude needs to chill the fuck out in the playoffs, I can tell he gets the yips
Needs to learn meditation or something

what's the early game to watch tomorrow?

>>150646767
Is this the first time we've ever had a woman try to girlboss her way into running an NFL team? There have certainly been female owners but most of them so far have been relatively sedate.

>>150644215
Not a chorger fan but
>born in LA, move 47 minutes later
>have a great coach in sid gillman, but you win nothing
>Al Davis and Chuck Noll tell Gillman to fuck off and start their own coaching careers
>chorger get bodied by the oilers in the afl championship game
>fast forward a bit
>Kansas city wins a super bowl in '69
>1970s
>Chuck Noll and Al Davis win super bowls, Lance Alworth makes the HoF and Al is the one to represent him
>fast forward to the 80s
>Chorgers hire Don Coryell an actual elite offensive minded coach but win nothing
>John Madden, who worked under Coryell, wins a super bowl in '76 by the way
>make the the AFCCG but lose to the raiders who win a second super bowl
>next year, lose Fred Dean to the 49ers, beat miami in a famous, sweltering hot playoff duel
>lose immediately after to the Bengals who went to lose to the 49ers in the super bowl, along with fred dean
>next year a strike shortens the season, make the playoffs and beat the Steelers but lose to Miami
>miss the playoffs in 83, raiders win another super bowl
>chorgers owner sells the team to Alex Spanos
>fast forward to '86, Spanos tells Coryell to fuck off
>87-91 win nothing, fouts tells the chargers to fuck off, fuck the Oregon ducks by the way
>92 trade for a good QB in stan humpries but win nothing
>93 miss the playoffs
>94 have a great year but get bodied by Steve Young and the 49ers in the super bowl
>95-99
>win absolutely nothing, Humrpies retires due to injuries
>draft ryan leaf in '98, your great GM's gravest mistake
>lose 11 games, John Elway and the broncos win 2 super bowls in this time
>2000
>lose 15 games, a record for their incompetence
>Draft Ladanian Tomlinson and Drew Brees the next year
>hire Marty Schottenheimer
>2002-04 win absolutely nothing
>let brees walk and draft philip rivers
>05-09, make some playoff appearances but ultimate fall to Manning's Colts or Brady's patriots, Marlon McCree mention
>fire Marty after a 14-2 season
>LaDanian fucks off, LOLJETS

>>150646910
>2011-2016 win absolutely nothing
>2017 Dean Spanos tells SD to fuck off and moves back to LA, sharing a stadium with a soccer team
>2018-2019
>win absolutely nothing, rivers tells the chargers to fuck off and becomes a colt, ending his career, Kansas City wins a super bowl
>2020 forced to share a stadium with the rams and win nothing
>2021 the rams win a super bowl while the chargers fight for a shred of relevancy in L.A.
>draft Justin Herbert and win absolutely nothing
>2022-25
>spend years either choking away playoff games in spectacular fashion or not even making them
>Kansas City wins 2 more super bowls in this time

>>150646074
best looking logo and kit besides the colts. Being pretty is a huge trait in life.

>>150647010
nigawat

>>150647017
no general fan will root for the seahawks cause they have ugly jerseys. Humans want to root for pretty things.

what the FUCK is his problem?

>>150647058
i agree with that but the giants unis aren't really anything to write home about and the colts jerseys are painfully boring, they look like an old shitty college team.

>>150647083
A dick move for his students though

>>150646803
He was fine. The rest of the team crumbled when it mattered (defense particularly)

>>150647090
boring is just another word for pretty

Can’t wait to feast on the Buffalo’s press conference after their loss

>>150646910
>>150646970
Chargers should have gone to Vegas and let Raiders move back to L.A. They fucked up not seizing a fresh start.

>>150647083
apparently he banned broncos scouts too because one of his assistant coaches is salty they fired him

>>150647097
Is it? The Patriots are basement dwellers again

Who wins Raiders @ Patriots?

>>150647236
even more reason for some UNC draft hopeful to make their roster.

dexter lawrence gnaws on traniels' acl in 9 hours

why the fuck is every thread on this site full of twitter screencaps?

>>150647306
Because I'm gay

>>150647306
we are too boomer for snapchat or tik-tok

>>150647306
i do it to make you mad

glad to see the rammies are back to their delusional selves

>>150643282
Falcons Patriots Superbowl

>>150643189
>Anesthesia
Embarrassing. Goes against the entire culture of getting a tattoo in the first place. If you do this, you're a weakbody and should kys.

I've noticed NFL teams only get like maybe 30 likes on their YouTube shorts and maybe a couple comments. Kinda funny

>>150647083
This is based. Allowing patriot scouts at your facility would cuckoldry. Fuck the student players. Patriots obviously don't give a shit about them either.

let's go niners

>>150647083
As if the Pats are even scouting UNC

scout this bussy

>>150647647
Hol up what about your vikangz

>>150647662
Okay
>uses Eye Test™
Oh dear.... Unfortunately your bussy lacks ideal size, has below average play strength and shows obvious durability concerns. I'm giving your bussy a 7th round/PFA grade and flagging you as a medical risk. Best I can do under the circumstances

Let’s go Bills Mafia!

Penis Jr

Cant believe the day has finally arrived. Feels like Christmas morning

>>150647776
>Crychael

Patsbros how we feeling?

>>150647255
Does UNC even have any draft hopefuls?

>>150648255
Steelers, Raiders and Patriots all haven't won a single playoff game since trading/cutting him. Meanwhile he went to Tampa Bay, won a ring and is a guaranteed HOF lock

>>150648269
Raiders weren't exactly winning before him either

>>150648264
maybe, i mean on the scout level even freshman are talked to

>>150648255
kraft siding with bill to move on from brady killed the pats. although, even if they kept brady, the team wasn't going anywhere with bill's shitty drafting

Wions
Bills
Vikangz
Bungles

is he right?

why does he look so old?

>>150648324
Put some $ on it pussy

>>150643206
The only that would make this hotter, was if Louie was wearing the same outfit as the girls

>moved to central florida
>only have jags, bucs, and fins games available

fuck it, I'm going to pay $480 for sunday ticket

>>150648336
>this guy is 27

tick tock viqueens

>>150648396
This nigga gayer than the Vikings cheerleaders

>>150648327
pains me that commercials are getting better, state farm commercial with Megan Trainor is pretty good

>>150648406
you wish

>>150648428
Gayleb is so lucky to have such an attractive beard...

>giants are going to start 1-9
fml. at least my roiders are going go kick butt

>>150648475
>going 1-9 for Drew Allar

Grim

what are betfags seeing here?

>>150648475
They will surprise you. 3-0 soon.

>>150648502
No idea. I'm considering laying $200 on Dolphins moneyline. Tua is 4-0 in week 1 as an NFL starter, they have weapons everywhere on offence, a strong front 7 and are playing Daniel "Fucking" Jones

This seems absurdly free

>>150648522
nahh. daboll is a shit coach

>>150648502
I dont like betting on away teams week 1

Thats why i avoided this game and im taking Jaguars ml

>>150648502
Nigga i ain't touching that game

>>150648502
The loss of personal relationships and respect. The normal stuff you guys lose.

>>150648539
you're a fucking retard

>>150648619
>he's not a shit coach because of some autistic interaction mentioned in a tweet, please ignore the last 2 years

>>150648619
>saying i love you to another man
That's super gay

>>150648638
>Portugal unable to fathom the concept of love

unsurprising

Thinking Jaxson Shart will save your shit team is absolute comedy holy KEK

>>150648619
I wonder if andy reid does that with mahomie

>>150648634
he did a fantastic job for being shackled to daniel jones and a retarded GM

*tink tink*

Ahem. Good morning sirs. I have an important message to convey before the first NFL Sunday of the year officially kicks off.

Fuck Packers, Fuck Bears, Fuck Lions

Skol KANGZ

That is all.

that's Brian "COTY" Daboll to you haters

Soul

Imagine defending Brian Daboll the spastic who throws a sideline wobbly every 2nd game keklmao

fuck the vikangz

why are filthydelians so good at shit talking?

>>150648708
Lafleur, but no media infatuation/fudgepacker bump

which game will Brady do today?

>>150648709
>dr. kang
Based captcha. P.s. take your meds (like a KANG)

>>150648679
>thinking of the packers first

Every time. Vikings, Bears, and Lions fans all think of us first. Rent free.

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!!?!

giants gods, we're going to be okay

>>150648679
Shartcago will know the meaning of pain...

>>150648812
can't wait to see Dart's package desu

>green gay
green gay
>green gay
green gay
>green gay
green gay
>green gay
green gay

He's putting the afterlife on notice

>>150648812
this retards ceiling is taysom hill

love my Brownies

>>150648892
the league is not ready for a punished McDaniel

>>150648811
Dudes will do anything for 15 minutes of fame from swifties

is he right?

>>150647130
literally josh allen as a girl. same soulless eyes. same face shape.

>>150648948
No, he’s obviously a copium merchant. Caleb is obviously a bust and a bitch. As this general overwhelmingly predicted

bijan robinson is that RB that all the fantasy gurus agreed upon and is gonna suck right?

Which team is going to be the early 2-0 Saints from last season?

>>150649002
Browns

>>150648718
KWAB of the week front runner VHS Sheep everyone

My rival is so much stronger and better than me....

>>150648679
Bears 31 Queens 17 you guys suck lmao

>>150648948
Ignore all Barstoolslop. If you have heard "big cat" talk in any of the Portnoyslop content he is in, you would know he is a total tool and deserves the rope.

>>150649036
We know

>>150648811
Pwned

>>150648907
For all the glory of Cleveland!

Say his name

>>150649164
his name

>>150649164
jax picksix

>>150649164
Smack Crackrock

>>150649164
>diddle peesoak

>>150649164
>Daspitta Passdroptt

>>150649164
Spat Firstscott

>>150649164
>dick plopshit

lets just get this season over with

>Jameson Williams got 3 years 83million extension
Good contract?

>>150649063
No offense but no one even registers the Bears. Like you’re just sort of there I guess? Walter Payton was cool tho.

will my patriots win today?

>>150649476
M-maybe you'll pull off a great start like last year?

>>150649476
I'm ready for the suck anon.

>>150649545
>one strike away from a full season suspension
no

>>150649476
are you that saints fan who's threatened to kill himself multiple times

>>150649834
No, that's me. I'm okay with the team sucking if I expect it. I expect to get a franchise QB out of this shit.

should I get booze in a couple hours and what should I get
I only drink liquor and I usually get Jack Daniels

We did it bros... we made it.

>>150649834
That reminds me of this annoying guy who used a vpn and homebased it in Luxembourg so he could be a defacto name/tripfag on /nba/ who back in the day swore multiple times that he would commit suicide on livestream if James Harden ever got traded from the Nets to the Sixers because he refused to believe the trade buzz. Then when it happened he just stopped posting from Luxembourg and switched to a Union Jack and pretended he was someone else

>>150649983
Kek

I'm feeling 450 yards and 5 TDs today

>>150649813
>>one strike away from a full season suspension
What are you talking about

>>150648981
Bijan is close to becoming the best runningback in the league.

>>150650066
You are recalling the NFCCG, that was months ago and it also was the other team doing it

>>150649834
i mean, not here on /spee/

>>150650170
You are Portuguese

>>150650105
Jammo has already been suspended for off-the-field issues twice now. One more and the NFL usually suspends those guys for an entire season requiring an application for reinstatement. Happened to Vontaze Burfict, Justin Blackmon and Josh Gordon.
Blackmon actually got suspended indefinitely and just decided to retire

Next

>>150650239
>>150650239
>>150650239

Gonna miss the Tunsil false starts, bros. It was Texans tradition

Are you anon's betting on anything today?

Me thinking Rams +3.5
Browns +5.5
Bucs -1.5

And maybe Panthers +4.5

Underdogs tend to do well in these early season games, (Cowboys covered, Chargers won outright) so do unders. I don't know, total crap shoot in week one, and gambling is degenerate but fuck it.

>>150650217
Nah dumb dumb, i am angolan i just live in portugal

>>150650317
post face with timestamp if true

>>150644965
>amon ra over jefferson

>>150648336
Madison Beer sucked him dry

>>150650317
My condolences to the great country of Portugal. I wish there was something I could do to get you out of there

>>150650350
>post face on 4chan
no, i don't think i will

>>150650253
>Jammo has already been suspended for off-the-field issues twice now. One more and the NFL usually suspends those guys for an entire season
Lmao you dumbass
Gambling on other sports on NFL property and being in a car with a gun covered by his brothers permit are not issues that get you suspended for an entire season

>>150650387
I figured as much, brownoid.

>>150645987
>>150646315
Look. All im saying is Justin Herbert has all the qualities of a pure bred GOAT. He isnt the problem. If he had a better supporting cast he would have been much more successful by now. If he was on the chiefs all these years he'd be the one willing the rings not mahomes. If he was on the eagles last season thay would have been Herbert lifting thr Lombardi. Herbert isnt the problem. Hes elite.

>week 1 not even over
>already lost your super bowl