Thread 150646566

6 teams remain
Next games are fri & sat night

it's a SUPER pineapple grapple!!!

suns to make the grand final then get raped by geelong by 100 points ala gws

>Some teenager called me "sir"
It's over.

>>150646677
better than 'unc'

>>150646291
Maybe give the pier a miss this summer

Diced onion
Diced capsicum
Diced spring onion

Boil 10 kashmir mirch in water
Turn water + boiled mirch into paste in grinder

Oil + paste on low arch until oil is seperated

Corn + maida
Salt
Black pepper powder
Water

Add chicken and fry on medium high

Oil in pan
Garlic
Ginger
Green chilli long open cut
Diced onion + capsicum
Add that grinded chilli paste
Green chilli sauce
Tomato sauce
Onions sauce
Vinegar
Salt
Black pepper powder
Corn flour slurry

Mix the chicken and top with spring onion, toss it and shove it up your arse

I get called sir everyday

>>150646727
People asking you to leave isn't the same as a kid politely addressing you like you're an old man.

>>150646720
i have no idea what this is

Nobodys asks me to leave they want million of mes

Good evening alf

Lmao

Mowed the lawns, sat in the sun for a bit and got some vitamin d, listened to some tunes, did a work out, now about to make some chicken pasta. Good arvo

>>150646727
They're humouring you when you hand over the butter chicken and vindaloo. They dont respect you

Wanked twice, had a 3 hour nap, spent 5 minutes trimming a bush, walked the dog, now to shitpost.

>>150638598
so when's dil going to not bullshit and not be a complete hypocrite and do even a token gesture about racism against whites
or anyone else in sport or media or the legislature

>Tensions have flared during a pro-Palestine protest at Bondi Beach, with pro-Israel demonstrators accusing police of “two-tier” policing.
The fire rises.

Go Lions.

Poofstolians

Lions finna win the gf, next year too

>>150646846
the absolute irony of israelis and proisraelis complaining about unequal treatment
he cries out as he hits you

Shan't be texting dad a happy father's day

>>150646846
>The group of people that saw hate speech laws rushed through parliament as a response to an almost certainly staged incident of antisemitic vandalism are accusing police of two-tier policing

>>150646861
I went over to see him but he wasn't home, so I left a note with his present that I got him on his doorstep.

/afl/ - daddy issues edition

its R U OK? day in 4 days and when someone asks me if I'm ok I'll say 'no' and then when they ask what's wrong I'll say 'I don't want to talk about it'.

>>150646929
crisp micky

spent 5 days in melbourne, got home and now I'm coming down with a cold. FUCK that shithole

>>150646991
melbourne, more like healthgone LMAO

>>150646861
I don't want him to feel bad, but I'm simply not an NPC and refuse to do such a braindead thing.

>>150646929
R U MICKY?

>R U OK
>no but Steven May

I'm racist as fuck!

>>150647053
no but steven race

are youse blokes even watching west coast vs port?

How come all Australians that come to the US to play punter in college football look like this? Seriously what is this phenotype called?

>aflw
>not more than 3 goals per quarter
applied to simp for ellie yet mate

>>150647123
Scotch-irish

>>150647123
>ky boy
utterly crisp

>>150647027
kek

>>150647235
>crisp
>not a xavier
?

>>150647160
scotch is a drink mate

RIP Maru

>>150647269
Life isn't worth living.

I'm mysogensitic as fuck
Fucking stupid woman and stupid spelling

Crazy that a big unco spastic like Mark Jackson could average 4 goals per game in the 80s

Can the cats reach the granny? What's their status?

>>150647295
Yes, legit dangerous

>>150647295
Yeah. I almost feel like you can lock Cats in for a spot in the granny even this far out.

It's like queen sent all it's 2nd class citizens to Australia

Want a bullet

India’s first class citizens are roughly equal to a 10th class Australian. I’ve done the math

I rec himalayan

YOU SIT THERE AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO OR I WILL USE FATAL USE OF FORCE IF I HAVE TO

new 'rena just dropped
https://youtu.be/YqrPojDHmQM

>jeetjeet jeets in streets
>thinks he's superior
applied for plumbing yet mate

Getting drunk and listening to shitty music

I hate jeetsperg

Kpop demon hunters let’s goo

Sober and listening to good music

>>150647266
It's a joke about irish blood being 50% alcohol

shant be watching finals and wont be watching the gf unless suns or bane are in
simple as that

Say something nice about Cam Rayner, the Number 1 pick.

shall be taking 'za to the semi

>>150647524
Shit eating grin from day 1

>>150647524
>act like a dickhead a hundred meters off play
>HOW COULD THIS BE
>STAGING
>STATE OF THE GAME
>love big jezza and danger and selwood and tomahawk me
hilarious how the geelong mafia just have a bunch of low IQ blowhards barracking for them in prominent media positions

>>150647269
RIP ._.7

>>150647524
Could be one of the best 5 players in the league if he could play consistently at his best. Don't think that happens at this point though. Will be the guy that can be invisible for a half then break a game open with a purple patch.

lol

snot funny twain

>>150647476
my 2 little nieces like this show too

End the weekend off with an absolute belting of my bumhole.

>>150647605
go iggs!

remember when you sick you used to go to doctors but now yuo just suffer through it wwith no assistance and maybe beg the phartmacism to give you some otc panadol

Even flightless bird is superior to an Australian

I made a horrible fried chicken

>>150646991
5 days to get a tranny to suck you off?
grim

>>150647613
I love going to the chemist and having some pimple faced student give me the third degree for wanting some fucking cold meds that aren't a well-known scam dreamed up by greedy fucktards when you decided smurfing pills was a problem (it wasn't). I love being told that I can't buy a 24 pack of apap because some dickhead teenage girl cracked the sads and took a bunch once.

>>150647476
faggot identified

Going to switch to meat only diet. 4 days a week. Rest of days gonna eat a fruit.

What kinda effct will it have on body. I should ask /fit/

>>150647582
small cats problem

>>150647668
>I should ask /fit/
If you don't want the correct answer, sure.

>>150647668
This is not your blog faggot

Lets be honest, at the end of the day all we want is a Japanese gf

I don't know anyone outside of 4chan

Lets be honest, at the end of the day all we want is a Collingwood v Geelong gf

I want big bulky gf who would lift me up turn me 360 and suck my cock

>>150647716
what part of India are you from?

>>150647719
this but a geelong v bane gf

>>150646929
>R U OK?
>yeah all good mate, you?
>yeah, good, thanks, how's the missus?
>yeah she's good mate
>good to hear mate, when's smoko?

>>150647730
We already had that, now bane are even more injured

Geelong are just gonna fuck up whoever they play in the grand final

>>150647719
>AFL darlings/umpire's pets vs literal cheating scum
no-one wants this grand final

Is it funny?

>>150647755
>Geelong won't make the top 8
>Geelong won't make the top 4
>Geelong will lose their qualifying ginal
You are here
>Geelong won't win the prelim
>Geelong won't win the GF

>>150647772
>Collingwood win an away against the crows
>win by a substantial margin
>b-but the umps
Cope

>>150647774
>retarded shatters subhuman so braindead he reads a post supporting his horrible team of cap cheating scum and thinks its against them
kill yourself fuckhead

This has unironically been the best result Victorians could hope for. All Vic teams won, with a maxmium of two interstate teams playing prelims.

Plus the seethe on /afl/ has been enjoyable

>>150647774
no one said these things

>>150647788
Absolutely seething lmao. Also not a cats customer, just a proud Victorian

>>150647783
nah i'm happy collingwood beat the crom scum but collingwood are literally the most favoured AFL team, of course a business like the AFL will cater to the team with the largest fanbase. and the scumpire's do typically favour them, the crows game a few weeks ago was one of the very few times they haven't been on the scump's good side. never forget that when daicos flops over the slightest contact they'll fine the opposition.

>>150647549
The seething geelong customers forget that the whole thing started because Mark O'Connor was given a free kick for "prohibited contact" by Rayner

Rayner then decided to play heel and do the same thing right back, and it mindbroke them.

>>150647805
the victorian cries out as he strikes you

Feels so good being a vicGOD

prictorians always talk about how great their state is but then move to queensland to get the hell out of their shithole of a state kek
go back if you love it so much fuckheads

Can't wait for the pozztorians to come crashing back to earth when it's a Adelaide vs Brisbane granny.

>>150647839
So you may not know this, but Queensland and Victoria are part of the same country. There are Qlders who move to Vic, but you never see Victorians seething about Qlders who move down here

I wasn't joking when I predicted Crows by 12 goals and Freo by 14 goals

>>150647774
I thought they might lose their qualifying final. Never said the rest. They're a top 4 team that was gifted a bottom 4 draw. In a relatively even competition being able to have a fit and rested best 23 available in finals is probably the difference maker. Injuries have cooked Bane, Adelaide don't look ready for finals and their bogey team is now out of finals. It's Cats flag to win from here.

>>150647420
crisp

>>150647859
that's because very few do, why would anyone move to a shithole like victoria unless they are escaping somewhere worse? to an indian smellbum is heaven, to me a brisGOD it's worse than mumbai

huh

Only the soulless move to Queensland

>>150647788
Come fucking do it then bitch! Tell me to kill myself, fucking come do it yourself cunt

ccaaawwwwWWWW

>>150647839
ballina is as north as they (can afford) to go

Third diarrhoea of the day.

South Australia is the absolute shittest state in Australia

>>150647970
*bes it*

>>150647965
Cant stop laughing at this post

Got banned after really long time

Time to log off. Hope youse die in eucalyptus fire

Idk how people survive in Queensland, just catch fish and find coconuts?

>>150647992
Th-thanks

plenty of waterholes

Anybody here work in law?

yeah man the law of all evils

Have I ever told you blokes that I fucking love you more than life itself?

>>150648231
WINNAR

>>150648196
Yeah i've read the bible.

I want to kill my self hahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

>>150647859
The 'brisbaners' who moved to melbourne did so because the 'scene' wasn't woke and international enough for them. That was an 00s phenomenon. The odd thing is since covid there are now victorians everywhere here, specifically in west end and newstead. Why do you think our housing market is now far more expensive than melb?
Jokes on them, them vacating areas of melb are being taken up by turbo OS immigration. making it an even bigger shithole. Also Qlders wear their racism as a badge of honour, where fags down south want to hug a jeet

Been married to a female for 4 years and I have only been attracted to females my entire life. However, lately I get this insatiable appetite for a dick in my mouth. Haven’t sucked one yet but I think it’s coming. Hey, I’ll suck yours if you suck mine?!?! Then we won’t be schlong slurping virgins anymore!

Look at us all trying to graduate into the cock sucking world. It’s coming!

I'm going to become a human weapon and dispatch my foes.

Really don't want to go to this job interview tomorrow morning

/alf/ group masturbation session when
Georgie Lyall

What job

>>150648306
Maybe you're bisexual?

queensland should secede and get rid of all prictorian scum
however we should also get rid of NRL because that sport fucking sucks

>>150648417
on that history, the only reason why the nrl is sydney centric is because of pokie machines. end of. without the gambling money in the 1970s it would have been 50/50 split between brisbane and sydney

Take it to /nrl/ mate

I'm 27 and never even had a birthday party

Name an australian pornstar

>>150648490
and where should all the homosexual thread chatter go to?

I used to have before I become neet spastic

Being around normies is like Chinese water torture

>>150648512
Stirling Cooper

Pies is part of /alf/

Recent spanian vid is a flop

I don’t know what’s wrong with me

But I'm not part of pies. That was a guy. Rec female one

>>150648512
kurt capewell

crazy how a lot of apartments around these days are just glorified motels

>>150648512
Angela White

>>150648626
Jeez didn't realise she was so old.

>>150648643
no but steven age

i'm a bane member and i will not be going to the q-clash final because i am sick of how fucking garbage the footy is this year.
the officiating has been shithouse, but so has the quality of play. not a single team in the top 8 deserves the flag, not even MY bane. any team that kicks 20+ behinds should be at risk of being disbanded not playing in finals.
this year is a new low.

Now look the other way. Daddy got some business

Can't shake this stench of shit in here, and it's got nothing to do with the bumming I just gave myself.

Miss RC so much

>>150648643
I think that's why she specifically avoids doing any kind of milf porn, so people don't think of her as old.

You faggot fuvks I'm going to kill so many of you

>>150648626
>debut 2004
there are porno girls born after she debuted who have walled and retired

>>150648231
heh those wacky japs

>>150648231
>woman doesn't cop shit for hitting a guy in current year
>man cops shit for hitting a woman in current year in self defence
really makes you think

>>150646612

every grand final i put $100 on one of the teams to win by 60+, i started doing it in 2019 and its hit 4 times since, some grand finals you just know whos the better team. Cats vs Swans in 2022 was the easiest call of my life

malaga market la, u in moite?

australians got stabbed

>>150649969
They the two dead boys? Worried it would be another white kid like that Declan 14 year old that got stabbed a bazillion times by 9 of them.

need a 'no

>>150650136
Platoon

>>150650136
margin call

>>150649969
>australians

anyone seen eddington?

>declan
and nothing of value was lost

>>150649969
Senseless violence against our children

>>150650136
Star Trek Deep Space 9

>>150650386
White lives are of value, invader cockroaches not so much

In my first year of high school. I had a chance to be with a woman who would have been extra comfy. She was kinda of woman who would stick with one, no matter what. Even if you like treat her badly. She was also a kind who wouldnt say much you being at home while she worked and still would cook for you after her job and suck your cock passionately at night. Just because youre her king.

Put her name in google and found a linkedin profile. What a smoking hot traditional looking women she has become. Fapped to her instead. Now sulking

A Wednesday
Tumbbad
Hbo the penguin

I hate Flando

>>150650805
kkkKKKORR

>>150650136
Naked Prey

cawcawcawvawcawxawcaw

kek reddit is so conceited I was looking up an youtube channel that has now been deleted
all these commies were saying shit on reddit like suckitt dumb fascist hillbillies a commie learnt off your channel

this begs the question is the channel your are learning off dumb therefore the knowledge is useless

or

is the hillbilly smart and the channel worth learning from meaning they had knowledge you a communist didn't

>>150650136
blue murder
>>150652694
r-real communism has never been tried you hecking chud

>>150652886
applied to be a subreddit mod yet mate

>>150652913
nigga you're the one on there complaining about it here. kys

>>150652952
he's not me retard

>>150653003
boring person you are

>>150652886
nah it's just I found it funny commies simultaneously rip on some hillbilly for being fascist aka just liking freedom but then take thier information because it's actually useful and spread it around commie circles

they don't even have the decency to respect their enemy "the average man" when he comes up with something good


this is also a surefire way to tell if they capture you they will torture you to death as they don't respect their enemy "the average person"

>>150648751
yeah it's almost embarrassing following this sport at this point.
players dobbing on other players for making high school tier insults (t. crowsfag), players into fragrances, designer clothing, painting their nails, 5+ minute long darcy moore speeches and welcome to countries, aflw, opening round, what a shitshow.

We should switch to kabbadi

>>150654811
I would rather watch rugby

>>150653759
Forget your Seroquel, lad?

>>150654410
not what i was complaining about at all, i could put up with that but the game itself is fucking shit. when brisbane scored 0.8 in the first qtr against hawthorn i said that i was going to stop watching footy this year. this was supposedly the best team last year, the one that beat teams higher than them and took the long road to the grand final. the only major change from last year is a few more injuries and no daniher and yet the accuracy this year has been absolutely pathetic.
also this is a new low for umpiring, even as a banespastic that rayner shit was pathetic. but to be fair, 1. the cats are literally salary cap cheating scum protected by the footy media racket and 2. no-one says a word when little naicos flops like rayner did, in fact his opponents actually get fined, meanwhile the afl has to come out and apologise for the rayner stuff because it happened to a pozztorian team. all that does is throw the umpires under the bus, like they did during that lachie shultz concussion incident. what a joke.

Why did those Melburnians not dispose of their machetes in the machete disposal bins? They were strongly advised to dispose of their machetes in the machete disposal bins!

Pretoil wank

Good morning alf

good morning gooblas

>>150670139
mornin' sunshine

>>150649969
>one holding a sneaker
>the otheer wearing a basketball jersey
lol

Guess who I met, anons

>>150671693
your maker? rip in pieces fatty.

Monday morning diarrhoea.

https://www.judgments.fedcourt.gov.au/judgments/Judgments/fca/full/2025/2025fcafc0125

>“The appellants pay the respondent’s costs of the appeal (including the costs of the argument that there be a lump sum costs order), fixed in a lump sum in the amount of $149,000.”

>>150672251
>Facebook/Bigfooty/Reddit NPC reactions

>>150672251
>Lawyers are Finlaysons Lawyers
any relation?

>I have not seen or been presented with any material facts or evidence that shows to not accept payment by way of promissory note is not a commercial default and dishonour upon the defaulting party and does not automatically discharge all liability against the maker by reason a payment refused discharges all liability to pay a debt, and I believe sincerely that none exists.
thats some exemplary schizo posturing if I ever read some.

>>150670824
x

>>150671945
Jealous, I’m plugged up

>>150672694
>Tony Lockett has entered the thread

The judge is going to town on Erin's ass, 3 life sentences kek
>meanwhile niggers suspended sentence, good behaviour bond

>>150672251
Couldn't be bothered reading all this legalise, chucked it into gippity.
Even it knows that tredrae is a cooker
> Tredrea argued that the promissory note was “as good as cash” and that Channel 9’s failure to return it within 72 hours meant acceptance.

Court rejected this:

A creditor must agree to accept a promissory note; Channel 9 never did.

Homemade promissory notes are not legal tender.

Cited multiple authorities rejecting similar “sovereign citizen”-style arguments.

Legislative provisions (Bills of Exchange Act, Currency Act, Banking Act, etc.) did not make such notes valid payment.

>>150674487
kek tredgay beaten at his own game
dumb cunt

>>150646566 (OP)
Any moments from the games last week you'd like to see clipped?

>>150650382
>anyone seen eddington?
watched it last night. the most jewish thing i've ever seen.

>>150674845
I'm only interested in reactions from spastics in the crowd

>>150674845
i don't like football.

>>150675375
oh no

>>150648397
I think he's just from Melbourne

>>150674845
I know of a ref or 2 I'd liuke to see clipped

>>150672251
LMAO, play stupid games win stupid prizes
>>150672312
Maybe Tredea shouldn't have launched nonsensical legal action

"The affidavit affirmed by Mr Tredrea on 26 May 2025 contains a preamble and introductory paragraphs that contain various elaborate but legally meaningless expressions, or obvious and unnecessary averments like “I am not dead”. Most of the remaining paragraphs of the affidavit are drafted in a confusing and pseudo-legalistic style, often using double or triple negatives to introduce what are really (wrong) legal arguments. "

Never fall for the sovereign citizen meme

>>150648306
Thought you were gonna stop gay posting

>>150677488
kek he's such a fucking wanker

>>150647857
Brisbane more likely than Adelaide to go out in straight sets now.

Who drunk here

I think Adel and Bris both win this week, Adel will lose by 20+ goals to geelong, Bris are a chance to beat Coll in the prelim because Coll are complete horsefuck but Bris will probably be too banged up and Coll will get over the line in a "close one"

What do you do when the footy season is over?

Might receive my receiving receivables in few months

Wait for the new season

Definitely not watching cricket.

>>150677752
>>150678153
Bane still have the combo of Fort, Zorko, Dunkley and Ashcroft to control the game, they'll be fine against the Suns.
Their main concern is the lack of forward strength. Charlie and Morris were effectively useless last week, having zero presence in their own 50 whenever the ball went that way and allowing the 1 or 2 cats wise enough to stay back there to mop up the ball and boot it out every time.

>>150678159
don't ask shit like that, one day at a time bro.

I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT!!!!

remember when kingy said hawthorn playing for frees was a good tactic a few weeks ago? he's lost the plot over this rayner shit for some reason.

>>150678847
yeah dont you dare go against sam "the cuck" mitchell you must wank him off at every chance you get

>>150678696
Cool it with the pro-semitic remarks

>>150676829
>Maybe Tredea shouldn't have launched nonsensical legal action
I don't get your corporate bootlicking fetish.

>poort just signed the iggs development coach
KEK

>>150679144
>le you are le bootlicker strawman
grow up warren

CTE victim, Warren Tredrea

>>150667428
>$13 million for bins that won't receive a single machete
Beyond satire at this point.

>>150678847
>expecting consistency from Kingy
Why would you do that? What has he ever done to give you the impression he has consistent opinions?

>>150678847
he's a pro-vic stooge

>>150678847
Whinging to the umpire for a free is only acceptable when a victorian team does it, see >>150647805

>gws got btfod
>swans, dogs didn't make finals
>carlton, melbourne, saints, north are all shit
>fred place 6th after losing a close game yet all the media are attacking them
hmmm
(no i'm not a fred customer before nIGGers start seething)

>>150678847
>>150678853
FOUR TO THE FLOOR WITH MABIOR

>>150679688
may as well be miserable at home, i guess

>>150679688
kek wtf didn't they just re-sign him
all the rats fleeing the sinking ship

Which of you blokes was this?

lol

>>150678847
>>150678853
>>150679499
>>150679565
>>150679557
>all that interstate seethe
Kingy was outraged about
>bad calls from an ump in a final
>obvious staging
>Rayner physically intimidating an umpire.
None of those are inconsistent with applauding players for being clever to draw free kicks by dropping your knees and copping it high. Is there lead in your water supplies?

>>150679722
mate we came last the ship has hit the bottom

is chesser even any chop desu

>>150679818
nobody knows he's perma-injured most of the time
so much do iggs are willing cut their losses and to let him go rather keep him

how come Patrick "world beater" Voss couldn't get freo over the line? I thought he was supposed to be the best player in the team?

>>150679812
>the ship has hit the bottom
You've got a whole bunch of players leaving. Turns out the "bottom" was just the lip of the trench you're about to fall into.

wonder how voss's liver is fairing after the loss
someone should do a welfare check on that degenerate pisswreck

>>150679688
this hurts a bit because he's finally showed a little bit after being gigainjured and he's actually pretty talented

>>150679688
>gets healthy, finally
>starts playing some good footy
>wants out
i'm not mad, i'm disappointed

chesser for cripps

>>150679488
well we can say we gave them opportunity to get rid of em before we lock em up for 10 years for havin one

>>150679969
people are saying we are trying to get motlop

>>150679984
>we

>>150679987
i'm mcmini mcqualter

>suns will wear their salmon pink jumper against the Lions

but why

hate how weak my toilet flush is, took 4 fucken flushes to get that thing down
>>150671945
why do you always have diarrhea?

>>150680033
because the retarded boomers at the afl have a jumper clash policy which they only enforce in meaningless matches watched by nobody

>>150680033
will be an even worse clash than if they wore their liverpool strip

what was the point of their iggs kit if they won't wear it for the one game they need it

>>150680050
>diarrhea
FOY

whatever happened to ww3 with iran? did it get memoryholed or what

>>150680050
>a poor tradesman blames his tools
own your gigantic logs you shitGOD

>>150680131
1 month until snap back sanctions take effect by the E3(uk, Germany, france) on Iran. Something might happen then.

leg day has fucking crushed me

your mum has fucking crushed me

>>150679812
yeah true
i don't really know why people like ryan are only leaving now though instead of years ago

>>150680053
this
>there might be a clash in this nonvic game? IMPLEMENT IT NOW!!!
>another collingwood clash for the 10th time this year? meh who cares

>washing balls with minty shower gell
>exquisite

>5 players and a coach escaping West Coast
What the FUCK is going on at that club?

not a fan of immigrants

Stop taking it out on us, you lost get over it.

real?

>>150680131
Israel are revving up to bomb them again

>>150680300
By Israel i mean America

Told you the eagles hadn't bottomed out yet

>>150680260
yes they should retain everyone who led them to a 1-22 last place finish

*wins*

last for essendon

crazy how iggs live rent free in here even when they are historically shit and completely irrelevant

Eagles? More like Harley Reid football club

>>150680332
they haven't bottomed out since mitch brown retired

>last touch out of bounds free kick and changing the sub to a 5th interchange to come in next year

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2025/09/08/afl-2025-greg-swann-to-introduce-last-touch-rule-next-season-2026

wonder how long it will take best 23 to catch on

I’m fucking suicidal again

>>150672312
>>150679144
>Tredea doesn't get his contract renewed because of poor performance
>launches unfair dismissal proceedings
>tries to claim it was because he was unvaxxed
>costs his former employer money in legal fees
>loses
>owes money for legal costs because he started and lost the case
>tries to pull nonsense of writing an IOU as legal tender
>this has more legal costs because it requires additional court time
>has to pay even more because of his own decision
Tredea is unironically in the wrong

"The Suns will wear their popular pink guernsey for their historic QClash semi-final against Brisbane."

BASED
A
S
E
D

>>150680406
B-B-B-Based

not sure this is the biggest game of footy in QLD
as a bane customer I don't even think about gold coast, collingwood or carlton would be a bigger game

>>150680433
it's okay harley contracts are broken all the time

>>150680448
We are the suns of the Gold Coast sky
We are one in the red, gold and blue or pink

>>150680458
It's the first Q-Clash in history that actually has something at stake so they're going to meme it in to something big even if there could be more high profile opponents for Brisbane.
Hopefully it's a good contest. Even with Brisbane walking wounded I suspect Brisbane will get the job done.

>>150680282
based aboriginal man circa 1788

>>150680483
actually most abo tribes liked colonials

>>150680476
based aboriginal man circa 1788

>>150680483
where did people immigrate to in 1788 exactly?

>>150680406
last disposal =/= last touch

arr fuck me cock's killing me again. still pissing in three streams. wonder if it'll ever stop bleeding

IF
the afl say the Rayner free kick shouldn't have been paid
THEN
you better believe I'm knocking cunts over 200 metres of the ball all night

>>150680526
the issue was the force used, which was not enough to pay a free kick according to the AFL

>>150680525
Take the sharp stick out and try again

>>150680538
racist

if you want to increase birth rates instead of simply importing an endless stream of brown 3rd worlders the government should set up a match making agency where exotic mysterymeat hotties from around the globe can apply to be wed to aussie men.

>>150680526
IF
rayner yells into the umpires face beforehand
THEN
he gets a free kick for a flop

>>150680578
This is why footy can only work as a non-contact sport

Literally who the FUCK stops St. Kilda next season

who do you reckon albos fav hawk is

>>150680592
theirs prople in this thread that can't even drive a car let alone own one of they don't change that they'll never be father's

>>150680611
Their list will be significantly improved but their midfield still doesn't scare me and looks a long way off the best midfield groups. It drops off significantly after NWM.

hello you stupid retarded niggers
good arvo

I've now had dreams two nights in a row where I have been scheduled to have an arranged marriage to a woman I hardly know and everyone says it's a bad idea. I was personally okay with it.

What's for dinner?

>>150680406
NRL for me next year. Still love footy but the AFL are a bunch of fags

>>150680592
>le gondribed fuggen blogey gah gulcha!!! xD xD xD
I cringe.

>>150680625
See above. And cars are a colossal waste of money anyway. You are "literally" an idiot if you have one.

>>150680638
Good afternoon

>>150680406
Those are positive rule changes imo.

Erin Patterson, Richard Pusey and Dezi Freeman are dead set australian heroes

>>150680655
trip on rc m8

>dwayno on 360 tomorrow night
based

Cracking open my 4th
my usual train was cancelled so I took the north shore line one so I could go over the harbour bridge and pretend to be part of the city, if only for a moment...
It was only supposed to arrive at my stop a few minutes later than the following express service, but it got delayed, so fuck me I guess.
Can't even chuck a sickie tomorrow because two of my coworkers did it today and I displayed emotions today that could be construed as derisive of their actions

>>150680667
I'm not RC

goddamn i love porn

>>150680676
yeah sure rc m8

>>150680678
me too, especially porn showcasing white women with a large pair of buttocks

>>150680678
I love it but I hate it.

>>150680665
women can't be heroes m8

lol traincunt

Which way, brown man?

>>150680674
no respect
>drinking on public transport
>putting your stinky smelly feet on where people have to sit
you are the reason people prefer cars over public transport

>>150680699
whats the prompt to find porn on such woman. If i put in 'big' in google, it shows me fat sheilas. If you type in Gym, they are too ripped. Not thick meaty like this who can lift me up turn me 360 and suck my cock

>>150680674
Based as fuck, love a train beer lad

Most Australians live without any sense of personal dignity. So sad.

>>150680691
Divine forces are at work tonight m8
Caught myself smiling at the sight of the majestic ibis in flight not once, but twice, on the walk to Ingleburn station sarvo; then when I got to central and found out my train was cancelled and walked across to Red Bottle (as I am wont to do as my consolation when such days present themselves), I saw that they had dark ale on special. Now, I know you're wondering "what the fuck do those two things have to do with each other?" but let me explain: my great uncle Bob died a few weeks ago, whom I did have in my thoughts today, and his two favourite things (aside from his lovely family, of course) were: Tooheys Old, and birds. Legit don't think I'd ever seen the cunt without a stubby of Old on his hand.

P.S. saw all these cunts in picrel this morning

not a big fan of sulking bloomer stage
go into bloomer already

>>150680674
>>150680735
Are you swasn cunt

>WEST Coast has formalised its bid for a list assistance package from the AFL, with the Eagles' case for help including requests for an end-of-first round pick and draft selection that must be traded.
What are the chances that draft selection that has to be traded ends up with Essendon?

>>150680777
Not the obnoxious one.

>>150680786
where the FUCK are the extra list spots? that would be more meaningful than a poxy pick that must be shipped off

>>150680790
>Included in the options put forward by the Eagles are access to more rookie list spots, with the club having ties to multiple Next Generation Academy and father-son prospects at this year's draft, as well as an extra selection at the end of the first round and another selection that comes with the caveat that it must be traded.

AFL need to force those retards to not trade their top draft picks away

Seeing rowells mum carry on post game made me sick
typical private school mum

>>150680811
She seemed like a middle-class aussie mom to me. Did Rowell go to private school on a sports scholarship like Bailey Smith?

>>150680811
yea seriously, shut the fuck up you old bag.

>>150680824
went to the same poof elite school as nick daicos

>>150680832
On a sports scholarship?

DIA quota

>>150680836
how the fuck would i know cuntarse

for me? its crows

>>150680884
I thought you might know something. Serves me right.

>>150680901
what you think your fucking better then me cunt? who the fuck do you think you are

>>150680734
this is true

>>150680903
>what you think your fucking better then me cunt?
I hadn't thought about it but you asking that makes me think I probably am.

>>150680798
except the harley reid pick they should've forced them to trade that

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOQ4_4bCBn6/
so true

there's so much shit google is useless for now. find myself using yandex more and more.

thats hecking awesomesauce!
fugg the system xd

>>150680645
Steak fried rice, scallion pancake and chicken dumplings. Fuck I love that slut.

google for finding something local
yandex for finding pirated sites and searches that (((google))) wants to hide
DDG for general purpose

>>150680703
you say this as if my farting arse is somehow less disgusting than my feet.
you are the reason we live in a dipshit nanny state full of dibber-dobbers

>>150680645
3 bok choy
3 steak, cut up
bacon diced
rice
onions sauce
salt
chili flakes

gave half to the dog

a potato and a carrot for me

always funny seeing what random topic will set him off

>>150680699
would go the one on the left

>>150680960
No offence but that sounds trash

stir fry chinese starters are best to eat. Get a wok and burner. It tastes better even cooked by a retard

hot oil scares me

wear big silicon gloves

there are no good new kinos

Fiddling with my bumhole

Hbo the penguin. Pretty kino. Good acting. In first 30 minutes, theres a trains man showing its tits+%&^

if you use bidet, you wouldnt feel like scratching it

what's his endgame

>youtube video plays the geelong song in the background
Omen, I reckon.

>>150681073
There hasn't been a good film in 25+ years

>>150681119
last time you will hear it this year

mfw listening to 5AA when crom goes out in straight sets

>>150681145
a few decent flicks came out in the late 2000s

holy FUCK it's cold

>>150681170
Actually, fair point. There were quite a few good international films up until recently.

>>150681145
Sicario I & II
The Mario Movie
Far From Men
Mortal Kombat

3°C out

hope there's another season of LoTR:RoP

wait on
summer 2026
it's confirmed

Reckon an early bed time.

We just got blown the fuck out by an American
https://x.com/centralNRL/status/1964988125928919189

>>150681145
Drive
That other Gosling film where he rides the bike

>>150681250
>fake fighter likes fake sport
Stunned

>>150681250
nrl loves big seppo dick

So hungry

>>150681383
suck on my cock mate i've got a big fat whopper of a hard on need my dick sucked

have you farmed your aura lately?

>>150681424
I manufacture and distribute mine. I have industrialised my aura and am struggling to keep up with demand.

everyone talks and acts like an american these days and i'm fucking sick of it

>>150681437
How so?

knob in my ass

wish Isaac Quaynor would fuck me up the arse with his BBC

wouldn't even be mad if I died in my sleep tonight
good night

zoomers talk and act like african americans, they don't seem to understand how embarrassing and pathetic it is, very strange stuff.

can you whites stop hoarding wealth please thank you

huh. didn't realise i was wealthy. crazy

the dole is like an upper middle class wage in most of the world

if only I could get the dole but live in a country other than australia

doesn't mean much when living here is so expensive. reckon the metric should be spare money as relative purchasing power after basic expenditures

remember during the 'vid when it turned out melbourne had like 50k nazis ready to to go undercover as tradies at the drop of a hat?

>>150681513
>(((whites)))

>>150681424
ya

"hoarding wealth" is such a retarded idea.
>umm why are you saving money you could consoom or give to blacks and browns via the government???

>>150681617
>You're going to leave your money to your children? Fuck you. That money belongs to everyone.

ate some oats

Nobody deserves to endure my miserable loneliness

>>150681622
with milk?
I have some of those milo + oats but no milk. Might eat some chicken salad I have in the fridge.

old social norms =/= today's social norms

carry yourself with respect and dignity

>>150681633
THIS.

>>150681631
milk, honey and cinnamon. shit was nice haven't had oats in about a decade. was going to use some of my protein shake but i'v hit my target for the day already.

>>150681633
agreed. can people PLEASE start dressing well again? seeing 40 year old blokes at the pub looking like their mum dressed them with stuff from target is fucking depressing.

nrl mogs us :(

>>150680674
stop hoarding wealth

>>150681663
I completely agree. Australian men (well, women too, really) dress like utter undignified SHIT

Night, cock gobblers.

>>150680735
get a job

there is a one million dollar reward on any information on the whereabouts of josh

My life is fucked and none of you even care

trve

please stop booing at the footy

you really shouldn't be booing homosexual black men playing footy

>>150681751
Now I'm going to boo harder.

pretty funny when that pic of jack and isaac in bed together was posted all those years ago and we all joked about isaac being gay, now someone on the field calls him a faggot and all hell breaks loose.

the iggs lads have themselves some nice whores

>>150681663
>>150681682
How should men dress?

>>150681786
corrr looks like my older sister

>>150681791
with dignity

>>150681786
she had to help him get dressed and also wank his penis

>>150681663
>mum dressed them with stuff from target

there is nothing wrong with this

>>150681795
boags or cascade?

given how young the iggs squad is, there is a non zero chance that there were hsgfs at their best n fairest

im seriously attracted to kate mccarthy

Chadnor is metrosexual not homosexual

crazy how good chol is

I'm making a roulette for easy cook receipe. Please help me
1. Salad
2. Nuggies
3. Dumplings
4.

>>150681801
who in the fuck is that

>>150681824
lead

A girl

>>150681791
not like a 10 year old for a start

>>150681832
why do you know how 10 year olds dress

>>150681814
same

>>150681835
why are you such a fucking retard

>>150681832
Nice answer you stupid fucking prick. How about you give me a real answer this time?

Lead isn't great for health

bloody hell hough's missus is nice

>shit music
>shit tv
>shit fashion sense
>shit food
>shit sport
>shit social rituals
is there ANYTHING culturally redeeming about australia? everywhere you turn is nothing but undignified dysgenic lowest-common denominator slop shit

imagine you were a gay footy player, you'd wanna fuck most of your teammates

Semi casual shirt with 1/3 fold. Sometimes opened first button to show my chest hair and declare I'm not a total faggot

Cotton shorts, leather slippers. And HMT Janata Devnagari watch. That's my look

>>150681864
>shorts
based 10 year old dressed by his mum

everywhere you turn is nothing but undignified dysgenic lowest-common denominator slop shit

>>150681861
the beaches are nice

>>150681860
>>150681850
give us her insta you coombrained virgin glowie

Oh you're one of those incels that gets upset by men wearing shorts because real men must wear pants am I right?

Shorts comfy. Often wear without undies

>>150681860
must be nice to have a girlfriend with a nice soft smooth body like that

>>150681879
isn't it crazy how the uglier you are, the more you understand how garbage society and most of the people participating in it are.

shorts are for the gym or the beach mate

>>150681897
imagine the all-night passionate sex they have on their overseas holidays

>>150681850
>>150681869
>those eyes
she will ruin that lad

>>150681909
shorts are for wearing to the pub during the day. only poofs and sluts go out at night. so which one are you?

>>150681879
that poor dude. parents who let their children mouthbreath are fucking dogshit faggots.

How should you dress?

>When out in public.
Closed in shoes
Proper pants jeans or cotton pants not tracky dacks
polo or collared shirt
jumper or hoodie or jacket (not target polar fleece)
shower + shave and groom your hair get a decent haircut as well

you will notice people suddenly treating you with respect after that since you obviously respect yourself

>>150681869
she looks jewish

>>150681928

bucket hat
flame shirt
cargo shots
socks
crocs

>>150681923
haha so sick i'll just get me pluggas and meet you there cob
just a couple of fucking normal BLOKES doing BLOKE shit at the pub hey
fucking sweet as

>>150681940
based we going to the $2 store?

thomas sewell isnt even australian lol

>>150681928
A good start. I disagree with the jeans (they're work clothes, and dress pants are always more comfortable [and often cheaper]) but that's just me

>>150681928
this but drop the hoodie unless you're 25 and under imo
also no fucking graphics or big arse logos for gods sake

>>150681943
sir please do not redeem australian citizenship

Ayy i wear it for the bitches

i have my own unique style

>>150681955
>drop the hoodie
Good call, and I agree with no graphics/logos too

>tarrant goes over to nz
>they send sewell over to us in exchange

cheeky glowies

it's often a lot cheaper to dress plain and nice. uniqlo has pretty much everything you need.

>>150681952
>>150681955
>>150681964
it was just a general guide but yeah you shouldn't be wearing band t shirts or glaring logo's you're an adult that should have already developed a style and not look like some derro who frequents cash converters

thinking of becoming a driver instructor

i like to wear really expensive stuff with old ratty stuff just to fuck with everyones minds

my endgame will forever be a mystery to you

>>150681983
I didn't think it was prescriptive, but yeah it's a good general rundown and start

>>150682016
Hi Josh

only faggots care about fashion, women don't care what you wear, but will pick up on you trying too hard

>>150682016
you're a worm

>>150682026
its only the tryhards that get women. the more of a douche you are, the wetter the panties get.

>>150682026
>women don't care what you wear
This is simply not true
>but will pick up on you trying too hard
Then dress for self-respect and dignity, not to impress others

>>150682027
t. endgameless nonce

>>150682016
trip on bobby fischer iykwim haha

>>150682026
towering gigacope here lmaoooo

ripped wide three virgin's cope holes with a truthie.

What if I'm going to a friday night gig then, ditch the band shirt and jeans and wear a fucking tie + blazer?

if you are paying to go and see live slop in 2025, you are beyond help.

>Western United has been dissolved, all player contracts terminated
The AFL should take note. Fewer teams means a stronger talent pool.

>>150682087
wow the a-league just goes from strength to strength.

>>150682098
>More efficeint business practice
Looks like it, yes

Stay home and wank to your chinese cartoons then loser

>>150682106
shalom

>>150682077
jeans and a crisp fitted black tee. ezpz.
you need to use common sense. think about the general level of what dudes will be wearing where you are going and bump your stuff up a level or 2 from there.
"dressing well" doesn't mean tails and a top hat everywhere like some autist.

Couldn’t decide what to get from the Yeezy site so just played it safe & got a swastika tee

I tried getting into Classical music and orchestras but it didn't click. I do like (most) jazz though.

>>150682139
wood berry my dick in her pooper tbqh

>>150682160
i like bruckner. he can get quite aggressive and makes me feel like it's from a sound track to movie.

this is how women and collingwood players dress

>>150682026
women often missconstrue confidence with arrogance do with this information what you will but it most certainly extends to fashion

Also women are social creatures so if they believe you have high value clothing on they will assume you have a high value job and can provide for them

this is why tradies when they go out to bars or clubs to pick up wear nice clothes to trick females into thinking they have lots of money

that was the birth of the metro-sexual movement

where as office cucks were just happy to be out of corporate uniforms on the weekend

>>150682077
if your going to a leisure activity gor your benefit like a footy match, golf game or a gig then you just dress appropriately for the event it's not some hard to figure thing

>I'm going to my footy teams match I wear a crisp eagles polo with dress pants belt and dress shoes

>>150682193
>shit useless tattoo
fucking sick of this shit

i don't care about how i look
i am above it
others should simply assume i have worth and it's on them if they don't

>>150682210
meant yo say arrogance with confidence*

'rena

someone post the picture of seagull at a winery or some shit looking like he's wearing pyjamas

>>150682233
this one?

onya joshy

>>150682259
name?

izak quaynor is zesty

a man should wear a timepiece

did u see the red moon ln?

>>150682340
i wear a piece iykwim haha

test

>>150682340
I agree but he should at least have one for special occasions

>>150682357
yeah we know your a cop

his endgame is posting pictures of the porn he's currently wanking to

>>150682378
was talking about my wig

micksperg got arrested
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/nsw-man-charged-with-displaying-nazi-flag/news-story/d0eb37fac4ed92c4bda2c81442161554

>>150682381
blud's gotta have a release somehow iykwim haha

i'm a fat fucking joke

uwu

>>150682626
The 50 year old glowie sexting you wishes he looked like that

i wish i was a girl

>>150682898
go to bed mick

Christ is King

>>150683283
no but max may

if you see something, say something.

>>150682139
She's fuckable but she's an insufferable ultra-retard.

>>150682139
would hate fuck the shit out of her but i'd be such a dogshit root that she'd shit talk me on her podcast or radio show or whatever she blabs on these days

https://www.afl.com.au/news/1415775/the-extraordinary-numbers-behind-modern-day-dominance-of-geelong-cats-collingwood-magpies
>Geelong won the flag in Scott's first year in 2011 and reached the final four in 2013, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2020 – when they lost the Grand Final to Brisbane – 2021, 2022 – when they beat Sydney in the decider – and last year.
>2020 – when they lost the Grand Final to Brisbane
C'mon, man.

Good morning alf

>>150689883
>>150689883
>>150689883