Thread 150646630

We suck.

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>>150644780

damn that guy got hit hard

>>150646630 (OP)
How did your team do yesterday?
>West Virginia

>>150646641
hawaii will KO the next guy too

>>150646646
>Rhyno
Ohio State
>Bo Dallas
Michigan

>>150646646
>Oregon
Fuck you Gundy.

>>150646646
alright i guess

Who the fuck put USFs schedule together. 3 ranked opponents in a row? Theyre gonna burnthemselves out before mid season

>>150646646
>SC
If Missouri State was an A this is a B. Georgia Southern was moving the ball much too well for my liking. And another slow start.

wtf I can't even find a stream for this hawaii game, it's not listed on any sites

>>150646629
>defender starts tackle.
>quarterback only then starts slide.
>quarterback's head is now at the perfect height to get heem'd.
>defender is expected to have inhuman reaction speed and immediately stop.
>can't because it defies to laws of physics.
>quarterback gets heem'd.
>personal foul, targetting, ejection, fined, suspension, mark of shame tattooed on forehead.
They need to make it so defenders are free to hit a quarterback however they want within a second of sliding so those nannies stop sliding so late to bait out free yards, and make fake sliding an immediate ejection. It is the reason why there are so many prancing fags in the nfl now. Hell, a few years ago the mutt got a late hit penalty against him despite being a ball carrier, still running, and still in bounds.

Who would want to watch college football at 3am?

>Oregon -28.5 @ Northwestern
any reason not to throw the mortgage on it?

>>150646682
thats everyone schedule down here. Miami has to play USF,Florida, and FSU in back-back-back games.

>UF schedule is even fucking worse
>LSU
>Miami
>Texas
>Ass to Mouth

>>150646708
Gambling is for fags.

>>150646706
me

>>150646694
streamed.pk

>>150646708
Long trip for Oregon, Chicago may be colder than they're used to, and if nothing else Northwestern tends to have a well-coached and disciplined defense
Oregon definitely wins but them failing to cover wouldn't shock me at all. This is why I don't bet.

>>150646706
college football has been surprisingly comfy tonight

>>150646708
Oregon had a grudge to take out against OkSt. They have nothing against Norfwestern. They'll just sleep walk to victory in Evanston. I wouldn't risk betting on that game.

Coach Primate

>>150646706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucfg4dOWSsA

GEAUX TIGERS

>>150646646
>sooners

If you take out your anger on a cupcake, beating them by seventy points, does that not put a strain on your starters who you want fresh for the next week's game? This assumes it wasn't the third string doing mop up duty the second half. It it was, that wasn't a cupcake, it was a high school.

>>150646682
The fact that they've WON two of those games in a row is incredible and makes me wonder what the fuck is going on with the Bulls. Are they really THAT good, or are both Boise State and Florida THAT bad?

welp time to go to bed. we have more football in 9 hrs

>>150646816
I always get the football ick when a team goes absolutely balls to the wall on a tomato can opponent after an embarrassing loss the week before

>>150646830
The Georgia Fondlers.

>>150646830
I wish I could play for Georgia and drive drunk with nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

Good night /cfb/.

>>150646997
good night to you as well

>>150646884
>Boise State.
Yes.
>Florida.
Probably.

>>150646884
Florida is cursed for firing Mullen after one bad year.

Rough game for my Eagles

last one for now

>>150646907
DeBoer got scared from all the talk about his replacement and wanted to do a big dick move to show everyone he's in charge. Beating up a cupcake signals insecurity. It also shows short term thinking as players deep on the depth chart who should have been able to get experience in the game didn't and first stringers who needed a game that was easy on their body so they'd be at maximum health next week didn't get the rest they should have. For Alabama's sake, better hope Wiscy is shit this year.

>>150646708
No incentive. They buried Okie State bc Gundy talked shit. NW will try to put them to sleep. Don't expect the same performance.

Is Mateer better than Arch or is Michigan just poopoo?

bro was wiping his bro after that little slipup kek

>>150647237
>Iowa fans believed they finally had a good QB with this FCS shitter

Gators suffered a QUALITY LOSS last night, look the ap says usf are ranked #15 now

>>150647571
>>>r/cfb

>>150647498
For me it’s the girl turning away.

>>150646799
I didn’t realize there were two of that image

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>150647586
Didn't want to be seen on TV with the extra chromosome gang

>>150647611
Based Tigerbot

>>150647498
GMO corn is a hell of a drug.

>>150647498
>The guy at the end chewing on the lanyard

>>150646646
I'm still not over my Sun Devils going full retard.

So fucking stupid, BAKA.

Biggest conference winner is the AAC BY FAR
Every other conference had a mixed bag

Is Florida kwabotw?

>woke up
>billy napier still my head coach

>>150646630 (OP)
Some thoughts on coaches:
>Napier
If he can make a bowl game this year with that schedule, I think he stays
>Gundy
“retires” after this season, becomes an advisor somewhere or goes into media work
>Belichick
Going from winning Super Bowls to coaching against UNC Charlotte is hilarious to me. I think he “retires” at the end of this season and his son takes over
>Deboer
You hire a guy from South Dakota who spent a couple years on the west coast winning with other coach’s players and who can’t give a straight concise answer to a question like a woman, you get a soft team. I liked Alabama when Saban was there but I really want this to go down in flames for some reason

Coaches that need to get fired monday
>Virginia Tech
>Oklahoma State
>Florida
>Kansas State

The scariest thing about Ohio State beating Grambling 70-0 wasn't that Grambling's 1st team couldn't compete with OSU's 1st team.

Grambling's 1st team couldn't compete with OSU's 2nd team. By the fourth quarter, I felt sorry for them.

>>150648330
Is this really all that surprising? FCS players aren’t equivalent to second stringers at top ranked schools. They may be equivalent to Ohio State’s fourth string walk ons.

>>150648322
Gundy won’t get fired. He will “retire” at the end of the season. But he could turn it around this year and save his job for next year. I think Napier stays until the end of the season but he has to make a bowl game. I watched that SEC Netflix special and Napier came off as a literal retard. I’m not trying to be mean but, I had never heard him speak before and he sounded like a middle school dropout.

>>150647075
You got Eckley’d

>>150648322
To be fair Florida shouldn't have been ranked

>>150648392
An absolute puntGOD. 2 balls at the 1

>>150648392
horrible swing.

>>150648330
How is it surprising a HBCU FCS school cannot hang with a power program?
If anything it looks like Ohio State beating up on a kid. When I see results like this, everytime, this shows me there is a lack of maturity which will prevent this team repeating as national champions when they face actual competition

>>150646646
>Goldy

>>150648654
More of these please. Preferably with tummies showing

>>150648694
:)

>pickem picks are shit across the board
Can safely say nobody here would be named the best mayor of sim city

Gonna be rooting for these niggas next week. It would be so funny if they won.

>>150648706
Fap fap fap

>>150649092
>MAC bottom feeder
Unsporting to shit on them.

>>150648654
the nose knows

>>150648706
Holey jeans are such a stupid trend. I hate normalfags so goddam much.

>>150648121
Took a look at their schedule and the Gators could legit go 3-9

>>150649395
All three of them look like they’re going to work in Human Resources. Good luck getting hired unless you’re a total Chad

>>150648654
>>150648706
>>150649395
Look at those soulless SSRI zombies

>>150649905
What wins are feasible besides Kentucky and Mississippi State? They might go 1-11 if last night is an indicator of actual quality.

>>150649980
Let’s be honest, ain’t nobody here actually getting a good job unless they’re an engineer (and not a “computer” engineer) or their dad owns the place.

>>150646630 (OP)
I feel hungover from that loss... I'm honestly embarrassed after that performance and ashamed our player spit. Billy should be gone Monday. Just shameful.

>>150649596
>55 scholarships to fail at snapping the football
it's one thing if it's talent or coaching, it's another thing entirely if your center just drops the ball on the ground

>>150650062
Those are the only two games I can see them winning, they already beat their scheduled cupcake. Even then, Kentucky isn't a given, and if MSST is really the team that beat Arizona State last night, oof. Could get really ugly in Gainesville

>>150650062
NTA but there are many low-level shitters there
>Miami (FL)
>Texas
>Texas A&M
>Mississippi State
>Ole Miss
>Kentucky
Six wins is still feasible. Not likely but feasible

I cant find any highlights on YT about UCLA - UNLV: did the IDF (iamaleava defense force) take them down?

>>150647034
Agreed. I liked him a lot and he deserved better. We reap what we sow. Now we're stuck with a literal retard.

>>150648330
the best player on gambling couldn't walk on to ohio state calm down

>>150648063
We are absolutely in the running, and at the front for now

>>150650183
Napier seems like a literal retard. I was surprised how unintelligent he sounded on the Netflix show. Sounded like he should be digging a ditch on the side of the road as his career.

>>150650173
>miami
lmao no
>keksas
arch is shit but the talent differential is wide
>ass to mouth
don’t see that either
>Mississippi state
Just beat a top ten team but that’s two wins
>kentucky
Feasible but they showed life

3 wins

>>150650308
He's digging a ditch alright

For me it's Michigan, The cheatin-est, losin-est team in college football.

>>150649980
my company is a skilled contractor-for-hire, basically we sign contracts with insurance carriers or brokers to provide onshore expertise managing risk or providing other agency services. sometimes to pay the bills we'll take on a sales contract and throw a bunch of lower ceiling or newly licensed agents at the account (our preference is underwriting compliance or some other back end high complexity work).

anyway a while back we signed with a brokerage on a one year deal and started with 5 agents. i headed the team and they gave us all access to their internal slack/comms. in my entire career i had never seen HR goons like i had at this brokerage. id seen nepotism here and there, somebody's wife was the "lead talent acquisition specialist", etc etc. but these bitches were bug women. they could not resist posting selfies of themselves in company wide comms. when they'd do new hire announcements they would take another selfie with them in the middle and the new hire off to the side. they would announce people quit with fanfare about who gets their accounts and sparkle emojis. it was fucked man.

>>150650308
what is it with desperate sec schools and louisiana tech

>>150650410
>risk-mitigator insurance goon calling anyone else a bug
Guess a golem would do that

>>150650173
>low level shitters
desperate post

At Arkansas, the students from Texas still root for the Longhorns. Sad!

>>150650410
Jewish daycare

>>150646646
>How did your team do yesterday?
>Ohio State

>>150650450
hey they wrote the laws and requirements, we fill a gap by making it simpler and cheaper. would you rather the industry be full of small hats and indians or would you rather have some allies on the inside

>fruitcake receiver doesn't play
>bama wins in their biggest blowout in 70 years
jason whitlock completely vindicated

>>150650596
>>150650516

>>150650596
It’s owned by small hats, you’re the one doing their work like a good golem

And the hype train has already been derailed, perhaps a 17 point win ocer new Mexico is actually...not impressive- annoying jew reports

>>150646646
Brutus "Buck Breaker" Buckeye

>>150650791
Their coach is the fruitcake. Listen to his locker room speech to his players when he announced he was leaving Washington. He talked like a woman.

>>150646646
>Oklahoma State

>>150646646
>Texas Tech

>>150646646
>miami

>jerk off
>in post nut clarity remember billy napier is still my head coach

>>150649395
Why not impregnate instead of fapping.

Last night that gator player didn't just spit in the face of that USF player. He spat in the face of the entire gator nation. The entire game was a huge fuck you to the fans.

Im worried we are truly frauds this year pedbros.

>>150652452
shut the fuck up the only time we won was with oscar meyerball when half of our team were purebreed congolese inmates. gators want murderball back, the spitting faggot apparently cried in the locker room like a fucking homo

>>150652649
I am right. He should have his scholarship revoked and be booted.

>>150652452
>gator nation
>the area encompassing gainesville, jacksonville, and small pockets of tampa
uf is such a fucking joke, nobody gives a fuck about that school or respects them except their delusional fanbase which is why everybody everybody revels in their shitty fucking losses year after year. uf's entire football legacy is tim tebow and steve spurrier, whoop de fucking doo, plastic ass fucking school with a wannabe big boy football program. your team is bad, your coach is retarded, your fans are cringe, and you're an afterthought in the sec. the only people shocked by this every year are schizo fucking florida fans. its equilibrium for everybody else, business as usual.

>>150652735
major wright or percy harvin would literally rape whatshisname betts at the 50yd line for spitting like a queer

>>150652571
allar is the most overrated QB since Sam Darnold. Dude sucks and will be a bust in the NFL

>>150653052
We have one of the strongest alumni networks in the world. Cope and seethe.

>>150653052
>biggest and best school in florida
>just won a national championship
>irrelevant
let me guess, tennessee fan?

>>150646646
>Ohio State

>>150652571
"this year"?

It's our time

>>150653077
>>150653094
>muh alumni network
so strong they're scrambling to try to come up with 19 mil to fire the trash head coach, a&m is somehow worse than uf as far as delusion but at least they actually have money and resources. florida is a poverty school pretending to be rich, they're a fucking valley kid shopping at h&m trying to fit in with the hill crowd. but the hill kids know their clothes are dirty and cheap and the valley kids know they're wannabe faggots. still expecting to compete every year after texas and ou joined the conference, fucking tooooop kek.
>alumni network save me ahhhh
grim and fucking brutal

Will they keep Florida ranked and just put usf at 15?

>>150653077
>>150653094
>>150653364
go vols btw

>>150650443
Naiper came from Louisiana. The Rajun Cajuns. Not the Bulldogs of Louisiana Tech.

>>150653364
Ok that's going in my cringe folder

>>150653417
im not a vols fan you stupid asshole, don't get me started, phil fulmer and peyton manning to derek fucking dooley lmfaoooo. oh butch jones will save us he beats kentucky and vandy, whoops he's dogshit let's spaghetti a coaching search and get our ad fired because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and has brady hoke texting him in all caps trying to get hired. ended up with mr magoo jeremy pruitt before lucking into heupel and relevance congratulations. i can't hate tennessee as much as florida though because objectively they have more soul and patience even if they are equally delusional.

>>150653395
Experts wouldn't remove a pre-season hype SEC team from the rank, I expect Florida 20-23 and refer this as quality loss

>>150648654
>>150648706
>>150649395
GOONING FOR GOPHERS!
MORE GOPHERS AND MORE GOONING

>>150653523
>saving anonymous 4chan posts for some unknown future date when the university of florida might actually get a better bowl than the emerald nuts san francisco bowl sponsored by gaylord hotels
>the big moment comes
>no replies
>nobody gives a fuck
im still right in the future you fucking clown, the only difference is ya seethe every time you read this shit but I'll forget about you in an hour (until florida loses to lsu, then ill remember your kind again)

>>150653595
>Experts
I would say the majority of regular /cfb/ posters watch more football than the (((journalists))) who vote in these polls. Most of them cover teams and are at that teams game from early morning to late at night. There is simply no way at all they can watch the games like we do. They just look at a scoreboard and enter their rankings.

>>150653667
They just vote how mickey tells them and mickey tells them the highest revenue teams are the best

I hate that the playoff is probably the absolute most objective way to find a national champion because it really ruins the luster and importance of bowl games. Why care about the Rose Bowl now if it only means you won the Quarterfinal? We can put the Sugar Bowl trophy in the broom closet because we won a game after that. They already lost their luster in the NY6 era, but they're entirely worthless now. Hell, it's even caused a loss of value for the regular bowl games as well because everyone of value just opts out instead of actually playing.

>>150653667
Italy's not wrong though, Florida plays LSU next weekend, no way the (((pollsters))) remove Florida from the rankings and steal the hype of a ranked matchup.

>>150653726
Oh he's 100% correct. I was just letting it be known these voters should never be referred to as Experts. Even in jest.

Mickey has spoken and has said BAMA IS BACK after that quality win over la Monroe

>>150653834
>Ohio State has the highest projected wins and tightest projected W-L spread
>highest win out %
>2nd highest conference/make playoffs/make title game/win title %s
>3rd in the FPI
oh, and they straight up BEAT the #2 team on that list.
I don't know what Ross Bjork and Ryan Day did to piss off Die Maus, but it must have been something egregious.

I wonder if Penn State not blowing the doors off of Whatever school they faced yesterday will impact their place in the polls. Winning a nailbiter against BGSU last year didn't change a thing, but polls are volatile as fuck so who actually knows

>>150653954
it should but it likely won't. every year pollsters pass off a Pedo State early struggle game as "just shaking the rust off" rather than as the bright red warning lights they really are.

>>150653922
It's an index, not an opinion ranking.

>>150654003
I think Penn State gets their currently high ranking because they made a deep run last year and proceeded to retain almost every key player (sans Abdul Carter) while also improving their most notable weakness (That being the WR room). I think they're valid contenders, but #2 is probably too high at this juncture.

Free Prompt:
>Anime woman with long black pigtails hair, wearing a checked orange and white Tennessee Volunteers varsity jacket and blue jeans pants holding a Bluetick Coonhound with a Tennessee Volunteers sweater

source: Bing
model: (GPT-4o)

Although, in the era of trashing teams for warmup games, we manage to not hear about this start to a season

>>150646646
>LSU
tune up game this week but I feel good about our game with florida next week

>>150654048
Its a propaganda tool

>>150654234
Until college football has a clearly defined path to be the national championship, it's all propaganda.

>>150646646
I'm convinced that my longhorns are going to go 2-10 this year

Free Prompt:
>average /cfb/ anime poster

source: Bing
model: (GPT-4o)

>>150650180
What was the original word in that article title

>>150654415
"Faggot"

>>150654148
No one has a hate boner for the pedos, save kids that got boned so nobody even cared to look

>>150646646
Friday can't come soon enough.

>>150646884
If they defeat Miami, it's 2007 all over again.

>>150653897
Missouri?

Hawaii is 2-1 vs FBS teams

>>150654559
can we even consider Stanturd an FBS team this year? pretty sure multiple FCS teams would take them apart

you didn't miss out on high school love, right anon?

>>150646646
for me, it's Penn State.

>>150654694
What is HoCo?

>>150654694
even better, i missed out on college love
i lost my virginity to a pity fuck the day i before moved out

>>150654694
No but I fucked it up. Should have married her.

>>150654716
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>>150654856
would

>>150654716
Homecoming

>>150654749
I know that feel...

I thought i was such hot shit and should be out crushing

When week 3 pickum go live?

>>150654694
Cute and wholesome

>>150654234
The number of people on this board who struggle with this stuff is shocking

>>150653595
>>150653595
>>150653700
>>150653726
aren't most of them employed by a competitor of any given network that carries a game?

>>150654986
Yep.

>>150648322
Napier: gone by week 6
Gundy: is allowed to “retire” to save face
Pry: fired after the season
Klieman: he’s not getting fired. He’s not even on the hot seat. He’s been a pretty successful head coach at K State.

>>150655130
Matt Rhule crowned coach of the year by week 5

>>150655102
Espn gets far more clicks when a blueblood is ranked than when nc state is ranked

>>150654550
Texas

>>150646646
>USF
>Florida

would you after knowing what she's done with Bill?

>>150656106
I would drop a load in her.

>>150656106
There are lots of whorish 24 year old women in the world, so I don't think I'd be missing out on anything if I skipped her

>>150655350
I would guess that this isn't actually true at all

>>150656106
I'd Eiffel Tower her with Beli any day of the week.

>>150656106
cant wait til we get video of her cucking him

>>150653639
I haven’t fapped in 5 days and at the airport every pair of tits looked good, even those on 60 year old women.

>>150653720
Their value has always been in the eye of the beholder.

>no Sunday games
>no Monday games

>>150654694
I sure did. Only exchanged one I love you and that didn't last long at all.

>>150646646
Same but Jawjuh did well too

And Marshall got beat by Missouri State who is basically an FCS team still in transition so I'm happy about that. I attended the UGA-Marshall game just to watch them get stomped, and then FCS Austin Peay put up much more of a fight against Georgia yesterday too

also
>WVU robbed of a momentum-shifting pass by reffies
>angles show it was not merely a complete pass, but also a face mask
>wasn't called

AP Top 25
1. Ohio State (57)
2. Penn State (5)
3. LSU (2)
4. Oregon (1)
5. Miami
6. Georgia
7. Texas
8. Notre Dame
9. Illinois
10. Florida State
11. South Carolina
12. Clemson
13. Oklahoma
14. Iowa State
15. Tennessee
16. TAMU
17. Ole Miss
18. USF MOTHERFUCKING BVLLS
19. Alabama
20. Utah
21. Texas Tech
22. Indiana
23. Michigan
24. Auburn
25. Mizzou
RIPBOZO: SMU, Florida

>>150657912
mmua
make michigan unranked again

>>150657912
Nebraska missing

>>150657912
>Mizzou
Are we seriously doing this faggotry again?

>>150657912
Why did Georgia drop 2 spots?

>>150657912
Texas just isn't a top 10 team this year

>>150658268
please understand with Florida dropping out we need someone else in the EEC to rank to ensure the circle of quality wins isn't broken

>>150657912
Pedo State getting first-place votes is baffling. They’ve played shitters and haven’t even looked all that impressive

>>150658302
Oregon skull fucked a P4 team and Miami beat a FCS team harder than Georgia did to theirs.

MY Arizona Wildcats may or may not be ranked in a few weeks idk they haven't played anyone worth mentioning