Thread 150648834

Are you guys going to bet on Bills vs. Ravens tonight? I've got a pick you can LOCK IN and TAKE TO THE BANK.

My pomeranian is 6 months old, and I've been teaching her about football since she was only 10 weeks old and 2.5 pounds. Her understanding of the game is unparalleled. I've never seen anything like it. Since NFL teams are unlikely to hire a pomeranian for a front office position, I've decided to put her talents to use and start making money helping me gamble on football games. I'm going to bring my /sp/ bros along for the ride and let you guys get rich as fuck with me.

Pic related: it's my pomeranian.

Left side: Ravens at -1.5
Right side: Bills at +1.5

In the next post, I'll reveal who is going to cover the spread on Sunday Night Football tonight.

Bills cover! Lock it in, bet your life savings, you're going to get FILTHY RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.

Will you haul it off to the pound if it's wrong?

>>150648834 (OP)
That’s a very cute dog

>>150652726
She’s not just cute, she’s a football genius too.

>>150653336
Does she support a team or is she in it for the money?

>>150652726
Do you have a dog hans?

>>150655476
She's in it for the money. She's got to start earning her keep around here.

>>150648834 (OP)
Is that a dildo on your bed?

>>150656322
No. It's a pomeranian.

>>150656322
It's her Chris Christensen slicker brush. The other brush is her pin brush.

>>150657674
Thank you. I admit I am a little disappointed it wasn't a dildo being posted for memes.

>>150648834 (OP)
very cute pom... but what happens if she gets it wrong?

>>150648834 (OP)
Based Aldi energy drink enjoyer

>>150661577
Straight to the pound

>>150658084
My puppy is much too young to be exposed to that sort of adult content. I don’t even let her watch R rated movies yet.

>>150666184
>too young to watch R rated movies
>old enough to help people gamble
wtf

brb betting my life savings of $35

>>150655504
No, I feel like that would be too demanding in terms of responsibility, and also costly. I like petting dogs, but I am not sure I could take care of one. My flat isn't really optimal for that as well
I also admit I am a bit ambiguous when it comes to dogs since I got attacked by one when I was a kid, so it would have to be a really really good boy to make me feel safe
Do you have one?

>>150672374
Dogs are easy. You can buy a big bag of dog food and leave it open so the dog can feed itself. If you leave a door open, the dog can go outside to walk itself or go to the bathroom whenever it wants. Training is easy. All the dog really needs to know is how to sit, stay, and stop barking.

Pomeranian chads…. I don’t feel so good

congrats op

>>150648834 (OP)
We drinkin good tonight

>>150678369
I don't think he won, Bills didn't cover.

>>150678412
yeah they did, ravens were actually slight favorites

>>150674479
Pomeranian chads….. I feel so good

Hey OP will you and your pomeranian be posting predictions regularly or was this just a one time only thing? I don't watch football but I want IN on this money making, I want to be filthy rich. Also do you think there's a chance of her learning other sports as well as she does football?

>>150648834 (OP)
Didn’t know Aldi was also in America. Your pom looks cute and awesome.

>>150680108
>Hey OP will you and your pomeranian be posting predictions regularly or was this just a one time only thing?
She'll be picking the Sunday Night Football every week.