Thread 150651941

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>2025 WDC Standings
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>2025 WCC Standings
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>News
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Alexander Albon is DOTD
Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/w4nWWVkmxnA

gimi

edd

anime cunny

Death to England

gayass mclel

>pozasstree already calmed down
what a docile fag

I hope he laughs at them in the cool down room.

amx

That was the most gay thing I've ever seen in this sport.

>norris quietly seething
KEK

>>150651973
post it

RATE THIS RACE

AMX

this is gayest f1 moment i've ever seen

>>150651992
Gayest thing so far..

>Norris sulking even after getting P2 gifted to him
What a sad cunt.

Oscar big brain move making Lando look like bitch LMAO

Du du du du, Max Verstappen

jajajja, lando didnt reply

*wins*

McCucklen

>>150651988
Cute otter pussy.

AMX

Does this mean Max will also win Mexico ?

>>150651811
>>150651818
>>150651791

calm down

if they just pit normally and pit norris first, its piastri who gets the 6sec pitstop and falls behind leclerc

this literally helped piastri more than lando.

yeah im killing myself
this sport is too gay

oscuck

Bortobros
steadily snatching points
>>150651997
sauce?

>>150651997
Thought this was a man

what did i miss

>>150651959
didn't watch, voted Russell, Hamilton as always

>>150652032
how does lando's ass taste?

>>150652010
he's such a cunt dunno why the team would wanna do anything to help him

Total McLaren death

>>150652010
He has too many dicks in his mouth.

So, this means Max wins Baku confirmed, right?

>>150652033
based

>>150651991
>Hi Jack. Bye Jack.

>>150651997
mclel keeps the comedy going/10

landos eyes are a little red think he was crying?

>>150651997
slurp out of slurp

just when you thought ps3 grew pair of balls and took the mantle of lead driver in his mind. what would mark webber think? getting a kangaroo spanking

Why the FUCK did Piastri give that place up? How could a racing driver be that cucked?

umax

>>150652042
sheer, unfiltered racism
also a massive KWAB

>lando probably swore so much after that shitstop that they never played his radio again afterwards
kwab

Albon's racecraft is just so much better than Sainz's

Looking forward to Amx shit stirring about the McLMAO team orders in the cooldown room.

>>150652032
>its piastri who gets the 6sec pitstop
are you completely retarded

>>150651991
thats so funny

>managed by Wobbler
>drives like Wobbler

>>150651967
>Alexander Albon is DOTD
he's not tho

OSCAR DESERVED P2
>OSCAR DESERVED P2
OSCAR DESERVED P2
>OSCAR DESERVED P2
OSCAR DESERVED P2
>OSCAR DESERVED P2

Mommy is proud

How is the Redbull car both in first place and in last place at the same time?

Electrician
Trade
School
Final
Project

>>150651997
That's a woman

>have a rocket ship
>need first place handed to you
>need second place handed to you

LE EXCITABLE ITALIAN MAN

>>150651991
>I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Oscar Piastri as a man just fuckin' plummeted.
same

>>150652100
Max is just that good

ps3 seetheing

>>150652089
it's SOP to pit the car leading first, DTS-kun

Sainz and Antonelli status?

>>150652082
>makes the same fucking move than sainz
>kimi back off while bear doesnt
try watching the race next time

>>150652032
This, under normal circumstances Norris would pit first. The only reason Piastri was in position to take advantage of a slow stop was because McLaren gambled as a team for a SC. McLol usually are retarded but they got this one right

Multi 21 Lando. Multi 21.

DAVIDE VALSECCHI DOINGA THE INTERVIEWSA MAMMA MIA WHATA A GIFTA

>Yuki 5 seconds away from getting lapped

Yikes

>>150652100
Only one care actually works, only one driver gets actual strats. Yuki is not even on the red bull team properly.

>heavy Italian accent
kek

im just so disgusted

>>150651991
>Come on guys, it was fucking team orders

>>150652099
yjk she's going to absolutely peg his bussy with the BIGGEST black dildo they have in their collection tonight. A special treat for max.

>McLaren are going to hold Hungary 2024 over Piastri forever even though he played the team game multiple times last year
Grim

REMINDER TO VOTE FOR BOTH MCLELS IN EXPOSURE
>REMINDER TO VOTE FOR BOTH MCLELS IN EXPOSURE

*P2

>>150652100
Max is an alien

>>150652118
Why do they let this guy, that can't even speak, do the interviews?

>>150652130
>its piastri who gets the 6sec pitstop
ARE YOU COMPLETELY RETARDED

>>150652143
ay lively up yourself mon

>>150652143
why
because you looked in the mirror?

>start laughing uncontrollably after the Italian starts talking
kek

>>150652132
idk, you tell me, in about 80 mins when you watch the race

>>150652132
utterly exposed

>>150651991
Oscar is winning it anyway so swapping that back doesn't give the goblin any excuses

what sharp teeth

>>150652111
if by some miracle he wins the wdc, he'll be the least deserving champion ever, even worse than hill

get your kicks on win 66

i love this italian guy

>>150652156
fuck you I love the Italian accent

PS3? More like Cuckass Three :DDDD

>>150652156
HE A WONA DA GEE PEE TWO-A AND A NEARLY DROVA FOR LOTUS

she is a sister of f1 mechanic, she could be a good grid girl

we wasted a whole weekend on this bullshit

BASED Ghislaine AMXwell beating papaya rule cucks by 20 seconds whilst dabbing on them

LMAO
M
A
O

>filtered by valsecchi
couldn't be me

GET ON THE KEK CHAIR

>>150652187
Post the top half.

>>150652032
>pit normally and pit norris first
Why would they have pit Norris first? Oscar was the one potentially at risk against another team, obviously he should get priority. Only reason to put Norris first is to benefit him as a driver over the team.

>Liquidated AMX In Silverstone and got a penalty
>No, Oscar, we can't swap
>Team fucks up Lando pit
>Oscar, plz, swap with Goblando
What a bullshit team

50000 IQ points move from Piastri: If Norris wins the WDC, this very move will always be the asterisk to Norris' championship

>>150652192
>92
either way AMX won so it's all good

>>150652100
Schrödinger's car

>>150652187
BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>>150652021
>>150651991
the duality of man

Don't worry guys Mark Webber is on a warpath right now for Oscar.

>>150652016
The cuck stops here

>>150652206
Doesn't matter, he's already WDC

>>150652159
2nd to pit was always going to get a 6 sec pitstop, in normal circumstances the 2nd to pit would have been the car behind. please kill yourself, you are 60 IQ

if it's max, he won't do the swap thing.

>>150652179
Go suck his dick then.

Italy good.

>>150652225
unless he kills the kike and the wog, I'm sure he'll be just as effective as he was with gramps and the sexpest after malaysia '13

>>150652234
Max, swap for P20 with Tsunoda

>>150652200
all the right people are seething

>ferrari's not even on podium
>tifosi bringing out the ferrari blanket
come on, thats a bit pathetic

>>150652234
If it was Max, he would've pitted first
If it was Max, he could have a 6 second stop and still end up in front

>>150652130
That's not the point you numbskull

What's Poonoda excuse for being so SHIT?

>>150652209
they were gamling for a safety car. they had all the time to pit norris and ps3 lap apart before leclerc ever got close.

Couldn't even be bothered rolling over and facing the laptop screen for the last half hour. Lord just let me sleep I don't need more slurp "races" in the middle of the night.

this race affirmed my decision to drink all day
fucking bullshit man

>>150652200
go back

>>150652258
yeah, bit cringe was that desu

>Papaya rules
name a more cucked thing in F1 right now than that

>>150652245
Haney?

What did Laurent do to the car to suddenly make it competitive again?

>>150652261
see >>150652233

This is unironically the worst year of F1. Zak Brown and Norris need to be hanged.

>>150652208
not yet

>>150652200
>unironic reddit screenshot
kill yourself

>>150652271
have to send this to my ex so she see's she was wrong about me

>>150652269
you were going to do that anyways, don't even try and bullshit you faggot

>>150652213
Only if it's by 3 points or less, in which case everybody who remembers Piastri will remember him as a cuck.

>>150652233
>please kill yourself, you are 60 IQ
why so angry
calm down

British bastards. They’re always scheming.

>>150652277
Oscar Piastri

>>150652258
Doing the formation lap at the end after finish 4-6 is pathetic. This team has fallen so far.
Vasseur will once again praise the team for increasing the gap to Merc in the WCC, as if anybody gives a shit about that.

>>150652263
he is shit but he is being cucked by getting (and accepting) gimi-esque ferrari strategies
>stay out way too long
>stop way too soon

>>150652264
>If if if
But they didn't. If Norris didn't want that risk then he should've said he didn't want to hold out for the safety car.
You make your bed, you lie in it.

shitty shitonelli

tomorrow edd, 1 max 2 alo 3 borto? or will he cuck on alonso?

>>150652036
I wish I knew. Had it bookmarked on my Instagram then then the page got deleted. Months ago I was able to reverse image search it and find her leaked only fans but I completely forgot her name. Nothing comes up now when I reverse image search :(

>>150652278
Who?

>>150651997
>No penis

just a minor setback, baku is ours

>>150652289
yes but its been affirmed

>>150652277
drs

>>150651997
i have saved a lot of hot bitches from previous threads so i rate it 10/10

one of the most cucked moments in F1 history just occurred but at least max anally GAPED both mclarens

>>150652289
what do you think affirm means you fuck

>>150652234
Max's teammates are contractually obligated to wave him past

I've been watching this slurp for almost 35 years now and this was one of the most cucked things i've seen in this "sport". Fuck Mclel, fuck Norris and especially fuck PS3 for actually following that shit order.

>>150652283
I would argue Stella and PS3 too.

Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat.

Amx is the fucking GOAT.

KWAB

>>150652269
Don’t do it ja’man, take a couple days off drinking and go to the beach and such

lando is such a pussy
>NO PENALTY FOR THAT?

>>150652233
Except it could have been a problem with the hub or nut and happened to Norris anyway dickhead.

>>150652311
how was his race, didnt notice it much, he was ahead of gasly at the start

Based Max not hanging with these losers

>>150652277
hamilton's chastity cage

>>150652304
edd passed away after a sudden realization that this bullshit is his life's work

>>150652327
Generational talent

You know why PS3 let him through?

Because he knows he is better than Lando, it's a power move

>>150652200
>locked
>deleted
>banned for racism
>dilated

who else should have gotten a 6 second pitstop

>>150652306
NJ Hyein

>>150652319
should apply this meme to actual women with lots of rear end

>silent tension between Piastri and Noris
>Max is uncomfortable in the room
kek

inb4 croatian flag

>>150652321
Ynr the miami were max started in the middle of the pack and mogged checo on pace than went on to win like 15 more races after that destroying every ounce of credibility and self confidence checo had.

You could probably fuck Lily if you asked Oscar nicely.

YOU CAN FEEL THE TENSION IN THE ROOM

>>150652350
I gave your mom a 6 second pitstop last night

The podium isn't even facing the crowd anymore, fuck Liberty

alonsoooo alonsooooo alonsoooooo
alonsoooooo alonsooooo alonsooooo

To spice up the action: Should the crowd be allowed throw piss jugs and plastic bags of shit on the track?

>>150652327
unironically the worst rookie

>>150652337
his whiny voice and moaning riles me up like you wouldn't believe... levels above jorj who is also unbearable

>>150652327
he just needs a bit more time, that's all

>my name looks so nice on that wall
>simply lovely

F1 shouldn’t be a team sport. Should have 20 teams, each team gets 1 car, 1 driver. You race to win, period

>>150652324
Stella is a cute

>>150652301
you should be seething about how they didnt even consult norris if he's okay with letting oscar pit first if you insisted this is about being fair to the drivers. he would never have said he's okay with that and he'd always have pitted before piastri and he'd have been happy to let leclerc undercut him.

>>150652362
oscar remember papaya rules let lando coom

>>150652347
>if you kill your enemies they win
you people are a bunch of fagotty retards

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150652366
Hasn't been facing the crowd for over 20 years

BOOOOOOOOOO GOBLANDO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150652365
no you did not!
liar

you can hear the boos lmao

>>150652362
>if you asked Oscar nicely.
All you'd have to do was remind him of Hungary 2024

BOO

piastri is so pissed
piastri the chink cuck

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>fans on track under the podium after the race

will never tire of this

>booing
based eyetalians

>>150652362
>n-n-no shes uhh my gf
>yeah but papaya rules oskah boi
>er uh o-okay

everyone booooooing KWABRIZZ

>booing
Lmao

RELENTLESS

>>150651991
>gives position back
spineless weak mind

>doesn’t give position back
whole team hates you
bong media says that mclaren favors you
wdc ruined because “they sabotaged our boy”

based italians booing and commentators doing their best to ignore it

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMFAO THE CROWD IS BOOING LANDO KEK

DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

>>150652371
they are allowed, but slurping semen just goed to your tighs, not your bladder

Why did he do it?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
based italians, get fucked goblin

BOO OR BOOURNS?

>I HOPE IT WAS CHEERS FOR NORIZZ
die die die die

based tifosi

they're saying BOOOOORIS, not Norris

>crofty getting salty at the boos
kek

DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

DO DO DO DOOO MAX VERSTAPPEN

BASED TIFOSI
BASED CROAT

Based Shitalians

DU DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

>>150652102
kek

>>150652358
Some Bosnian flags floating around too.
the serbs can get fucked though, not welcome.

Piastri only agreed to swap because Lando's car broke last race. If they were still close no way he would agree to that.

Based Pastabros. Gib vid of that booing pls

>>150652366
faces the track with all the fans on it

>audience went TU TU TU DU
absolutely based

>>150652418
the alure of google gift cards was too much

hey lando boooooooooooo
patriots if you ask me

>>150652425
>IT'S ONLY OKAY WHEN WE DO IT!

MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX

>>150652327
If you have the choice to either stop first, or to stop second, but if the other car is in front after it, you get a free pass.... why would you ever choose to stop first?

Why is this even a choice? Just make the leading car stop second every single time and do the swap.

>norizz getting boo’d
Based racist italians.

>monza
>non-ferrari driver
>you barely get bood
>they sing for you
Max is f1

>>150652381
>should be seething about how they didnt even consult norris if he's okay with letting oscar pit first
Except they literally did ask for his permission and he only agreed to it because they said Oscar wouldn't get the undercut

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND DER BEEERGEEEHEEEE

why do they put em in such a little ass souless gay room with a 32" tv, its pretty sad i'd be mad

>>150652387
is his nose the source of his aerodynamic prowess

>be faster driver
>finished ahead of teammate
>people boo you and say you should have finished behind your teammate

>>150652379
In Indy each driver gets his own pitcrew and stratagey team and beyond not crashing into eachother or fuck eachother over for no reason its every man for himself, much better

MAX VERSTAPPEN DU DU DU DU

>>150652418
They didn't do the needful (Norizz' pit stop)

>>150652387
>Heinz-Harald Frentzen

based driver

>>150652390
The angle was different before

>>150652387
how did they put that up so quickly

>>150652436
a hungarian one is always there as well lol

>>150652407
>He's /here/
Brundle takes races off so he can post on /f1/ instead of listening to Crofty shout in his ear

I ask /f1/ again: should I bother to head downtown to see a McLaren up close or is it not going to be worth it

Jesus why is Norris getting booed - he sucks and is weak minded, but did he really deserve all the ire he’s getting? He’s a literal fucking spoiled rich kid, why bother kicking someone while they’re down?
Also wtf was that shitty white trash tattoo on Kelly, jfc

>Austrian anthem on 50th anniversary of Niki's first championship
I'm not crying

>>150652233
>2nd to pit was always going to get a 6 sec pitstop
Please explain how this works? Do you believe there's a queue of predetermined pitstop times that the cars are assigned when they pit, that's somehow independent of which car, where the car stops, and an almost infinite amount of other variables?

if i didnt know the result i would have thought ferrari won

>tifosi singing "popopo max verstappen"
k-kino

>that booing
This GP is gonna mindbreak Lando more than last week's

>>150652461
Unlimited racism

>>150652455
What kind of cryptid is that

>>150652305
fuck

>>150652477
cause he fucking sucks and whinges all the time

>>150652478
>n*ki m*rcedes
no thanks

>>150652476
it's just going to be one of those 2022 showcars with an incorrect livery

>>150652477
Faggot

>>150652197
what did he mean by this

What the fuck is that trophy?

>>150652477
>why is norris getting booed
>he sucks and is weak minded
>he's literally a spoiled rich kid
literally answered your own question

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150652505
very good post

>>150652469
Retard

lando WILL neck himself after the humilation ritual is complete this year and piastri wins the title

ngl, after that cuck move ps3 doesn't deserve his lead, should be dropped to five points behind norris

I hope once max races for ferrari

>>150652459
missed advertising opportunity for a tv sponsor desu

liberty should hire me to make more money for them and provide me a large salary plus pit lane pass

>>150652418
SAAR YOU MUST NOT REDEEM THE POSITION
DO NOT REDEEM THE POSITION
WHY DID YOU DO THAT
WHY DID YOU DO THAT
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

BOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU

>>150652471
F1 is rigged

>>150652282
Dumbass

>>150652477
#1: he's still a bitch
#2: you gotta shoot the messenger sometimes fuck em

>>150652517
italian art, chud

>>150652517
A chimera made from a falcon, sailfish and cheetah

stupid bugfishbird trophy

BOOOOOOO-URNS

>>150652471
they put it up on Saturday afternoon

>>150652454
irrelevant since he obviously also meant don't fuck up my pitstop

>>150652471
They actually have 20 different cool down rooms ready.

>>150652517
feesh :D

>>150652499
the boingyboiingy

>>150652554
kek

>>150652517
FISH WHERE USED AS LAP MARKERS IN ANCIENT ROMAN CHARIOT RACES

>>150652477
pls stop watching and return to reddit you insufferable tard

>>150652541
Preferably in WEC

>>150652543
KEK

FLAG SMOKE KINO

>only booing norizz
tifosi I kneel

>>150652512
it is a showcar with the number 4
fun fact: our PM also went there and actually touched the thing.
would explain why McLaren did not win today

>>150652554
looks like a roach

>Anon, give back the position to Lando
How do you respond?

>>150652494
THE SURPRISED BIAS BRITISH COMMENTATORS HEARING IT AND BEING CONFUSED - YES EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BIAS, YES EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BOY IS INFERIOR TO OSCAR

AMX
M
X

>>150652572
jej

>>150652560
Yeah but that's not something anyone can know. It's just bad luck and Oscar shouldn't be made to suffer for it.

>>150652471
it was CG

>>150652587
FUCK YOU YOU GAY FAGGOT

>>150652587
BOOOOOO

>>150652587
FUCK OFF YOU FAT AMERICAN FUCK

>>150652587
>I HATE N-...

this trophy looks like it should go up someone's ass

>>150652587
shut the fuck up you fat retard or else i'm gonna tell everyone about your adventures on that island

>>150652477
>Also wtf was that shitty white trash tattoo on Kelly, jfc
Locked down her betabuxx, now she's letting herself go

>>150652554
fucking hell, and I thought the French gorilla trophy was bad

If all races from now on were Max 1st Lando 2nd Oscar 3rd, the championship would still be:
1 - PIA - 462
2 - NOR - 458
3 - VER - 454
It's over.

>>150652587
JUDEN RAUS

>max destroying records
>dabbing on mclel and goblando
>worshipped by the crowd
What a buckbreaking weekend

>>150652587
Fuck off, this championship was promised to me 3000 years ago

>>150652618
and by someone you mean yourself naturally

>>150652505
I want to hear his radio after the pit stop. He would have been begging for the team to order the position back.

prego for the boos signores!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf1hKtrA9lg

it's Edd's song again

>>150652618
Lily will do that to to Oscar tonight

I'm so damn proud of being a straight toxic male.
Max is literally a work of art.

>>150652625
What a completely pointless and irrelevant proposition.

>>150652587
no. call the ADL, see if I care.

>>150652618
Well that's where they came from.

>>150652587
SORRY I DUN SPEAK INGLISH

>>150652587
Say yes then ram into him

>>150652587
Remember the [spoiler]Silverstone[/spoiler]Alamo
https://www.racefans.net/2025/07/07/piastri-knew-mclaren-wouldnt-accept-his-request-to-swap-place-with-norris/

>>150652587
James, it's Valtteri: fuck you.

>>150652588
this is the bit that surprises me

you think they do it on purpose, but they are completely oblivious too - literally so far removed from a sport they are deeply involved in

its worse than knowing but being biased anyway desu

>>150652587
Gas yourself, kike

can amx actually do it, or is the alcohol doing the thinking for me

ONE PABLO in the post race show

>>150652547
see >>150652233

>>150652587
maybe give up the burgers and the child porn you fat degenerate fuck

>>150652587
Unable.

>>150652327
EVEN DER WILHELMS

>>150652651
I'm sorry that your life didn't end up as you wanted it to.

>>150652679
BOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN3ikPRAR7U
one pablo montoya on the post race show

>>150652682
literally me...

You will never be a world champion. You have no speed, you have no mental fortitude, you have no drive to succeed. You are an ugly British man twisted by Zak Brown and Andrea Stella into a crude mockery of a title contender.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the pitcrews mock you. Your fashionmodel "partner" is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish on-track performances behind closed doors.

Motorsport fans are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of motorsport have allowed fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” as fast look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your weakmind is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get yaoi-obsessed women to shill for you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of a better looking younger driver with better performance.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile to your race engineer every single morning and tell yourself you're getting P1, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll retire, burn through your savings, become a SkyF1 commentator, and plunge into the cold abyss of has-been F1 "stars". Your so-called fans will watch you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll delete the posts about you with an apology that calls you a fraud, and every yaoi-obsessed woman for the rest of eternity will know a fraudulent title contender was worshipped here. Your body will decay and become doughy, your opinions will be ridiculed on /sp/, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record that is unmistakably fraudulent.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>150652517
>>150652554
the fastest animals on land/water/sky combined apparently

like this

>>150652517
>>150652554

>Max losing the lead and taking it back shortly after then widening the gap like it's 2023 again
>"Max the win is yours you can stop pushing"
>"got it, will push harder"
>gets FL on hards
>Zak's schemes get swindled by a bad pit, has to invoke papaya rules, PS3 concedes like a good little kek (it's just 3 points ffs)
>Goblando crying about his gifted 2nd place
>booed by audience
>same audience starts singing TU TU TU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN
God I feel revitalized

Fun race. Good night fags.

>>150652691
Cope

>>150652683
yes you said before
and dumbass was the response

>>150652681
Alcohol if they have pace in Baku then maybe issue is that McLel's keep podiuming

>brits and 4th worlders seething like monkeys
the fuck happened, missed the race, I was busy comforting my wife after her rough Saturday night out with the girls

>>150652679
cucks
they deserve each other

>>150652683
get euthanised
retard

>>150652587
>*KRRKK* SORRY GUYS MY *KRRURRK* RADIO IS BROKEN *KKRRKK*

>>150652554
yeah, nothing to see here, just random reference to... something from 2000 years ago, but not "this head"

/f1/ has the most talented gooners on the web

>>150652672
lol Ted is the worst by far, when he spotted Masi at the Australian GP in recent years he was incensed they had allowed him in the venue, the cunts so fucked in the head its beyond words.

>>150652587
no

you fucking nigger

sis lando asked the team for the place?
or was this all on the team?

>>150652704
The tifosi AMX in a Ferrari

>>150652596
yeah because if they did it by the book it would have been piastri down in 4th

>>150652703
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>150652234
Max feeds on his teammate’s sanity and life energy.
He drained checo completely for his godrun and tapped tsun a lil to perform better in this race.

>>150652728
did* but yeah, he is indeed a sis

>>150652728
it was the team being retarded all on their own

>>150652541
Only if it's in WEC
With Alonso

>>150652587
I ALROEDI GAEVE MY ROESONS

CHADDERS

Absolute fucking scumbags did it again.

>>150652718
just another monza trophy with no deeper meaning at all

>Next year, maybe
t.ifosi

>>150652709
>>150652716
>folds instantly when met with facts and logic
>calls others retard

>>150652712
max destroyed the cheatlarens in a fucking tractor
piastri was slow as fuck but got p2 due to a shitty pitstop from cheatlaren, and they he was team ordered to give the position back to goblin nowins

>>150652758
It's like Gallipoli all over again, innit

>>150652761
Next year is our year tifosi bro’s

>>150652587
>sorry there seems to be a lot of electrical infetterence
>*winks* at the camera

>Lawson doing his weekly ritual of ramming into a different driver
>Tsu doing a absolutely nothing for most of the race and almost gets lapped by Max
>Hadjar keeps his head down and manages to get a point
Hopefully Hadjar doesn't make the jump to RB for his own sake

is he larping to get free loans?
he doesnt look like a jew at all

post >YFW BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cuck

>>150652747
alonso hates ferrari, i dont know why, yeah they were(are) a bunch of incompetents, but mclaren tried to kill him, several times, stupid boomer

>>150652587
>Nah, I'd win

>>150652587
khrr couldn't catch that khrrr, bad reception going khrrr into a tunnel! khrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

who wanted Piastri to pit first?

>>150652794
no wonder, he lost two championships mostly due to ferrari pit and strategy incompetence

>>150652790
Unironically, in Hungary norizz put up a bigger fight when he got team ordered

>>150652790
F1 equivalent of Fluffer

>>150652766
>mcshit team orders
lelmao, grim and also kek at how fast did Little Oskie took the cuck chair
at least somebody else won and looks like Ferrari managed to cross the line with both cars

what can PS3 expect tonight after his pathetic display of submissiveness?

>>150652587
"I.. am faster... than him". turn 360 and drive away

>>150652762
your head is full of 6s pitstops

>>150652787
Cant you guys respect the fact that they anglicized their name to assimilate rather than have the most obnoxious -stein, -berg -sky names possible?

>>150652787
>he doesnt look like a jew at all
he puts in the effort. his given name is Zakary (very jewish) but he gave his sons name McGuire and Maxwell (very non-jewish)

>>150652826
Urethral sounding and prostate milking

>>150652587
FOR WHAT

>>150652826
ps3 is getting pegged for being a cuck.

>>150652787
Yeah I have an impeccable Jewdar and desu it slipped by me too. It does perfectly explain his behaviour though so there is that

>>150652843
sounds more like a reward than punishment to me

>>150652790
Between this and him begging for position in semenstone, he has lost the little respect I had for him.

>>150652826
72 hours in the both cages

>>150652787
again, go to the source, it was a video of him winning some jewish award, this doesnt mean that he is jewish, other f1 related drivers and team principals, i think that brawn and jackie, won it and they arent jews
>>150652810
he lost one in mclaren because they, in the only time in f1s history, got one of their own drivers penalised
so stupidity agaisnt malice

>>150651941 (OP)
>Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/w4nWWVkmxnA
russell undervoted yet again

>>150652826
God brothers she can fix me

>>150652857
nobody wants a germs respect

>>150652837
>stole surnames from the germans
>then steal the names from the anglos

Mick Schumacher crashing out every other race was a more dignified performance than McLaren this year.

death to McLel

>>150652826
She’s gonna put on the mask and gape his bussy

>Oscar should pit first in case there's a safetycar. I don't want him jumping me.
>*Fuck up your own pitstop*
>NOOOO, make him give the position back. WE ARE A TEAMMMM

>I'm sure Oscar will be very comfortable with this
>We show again the values and the principles we have at Mclaren
t. Stella

>>150652200
Kek even reddit agrees with Max. Goblino is such a kwab

mclaren should be disqualified from the championship for this

Has McLel surpassed Mercedes as the Great Satan?

>>150652587
>hello? hello? hm, the radio seems to be broken.

>>150652831
the fact that you are mentally defeated by this logic problem is quite entertaining

>>150652587
say " I didn't hear you" and blame it on the noise and faulty radio, like it's the 1960s

>>150652868
and alonso overvoted, he was doing a 11/10 race, but you shouldnt care, most of the posters here arent people, not really
and goerge is the fia and /f1/ favorite driver

>>150652894
no
they should both go to hell though

>if you think the penalty wasn't fair then maybe we should swap positions back. no? okay
>oh you gave lando a penalty on your own? of course we can swap positions

>>150652826
Nursing handjobs with prolonged orgasm denial.

>>150652777
Ferrari will not win anything ever again.

>>150652888
>We show again the values and the principles we have at Mclaren
Lol is he retarded and said that with a straight face?

>>150652826
I'd happily cum on her glasses for PeeAssTree to watch and enjoy, even if she's a bit young for my age

Montoya swearing on f1 tv

>>150652894
Absolutely. And once again St. Maximillian is the only one standing in their way.

>>150652912
giwtwm

>>150652899
go have a 6s pitstop elsewhere bottas

>>150652894
No(t yet)

>>150652788
I miss him so much it's unreal

>>150652921
not his fault, he broke his fucking head

>>150652910
id these 6 points cost him the championship he should kill himself, they wont, but i wish they did

There is absolutely no reason to watch F1 besides Max

>>150652200
>this post is locked
god i want that site to end

I just don't see the big deal in 3 points.

The only thing this does is make the WDC so much sweeter when he still wins despite repeatedly cucking out to McLEL's team orders.

And cements that he's a far superior driver to Lando.

PS3 is a second driver who got lucky that the first driver shat the bed for the first quater of the season

m*rcedes is still worse

what 6 points?
it's only 3
ps3 is a cuck regardless

JV HAS ENTERED THE BROADCAST

>>150652907
Alonso smashed the suspension himself, was on course for a great P7 and that line should have never ruined the suspension but it wasn't a classic mechanical failure

>>150652910
I think one was Oscar vs the FIA, the other was Oscar and Lando vs the Mclaren.
But I might be wrong.

>>150652868
Didn't watch the race, so I could only vote for Hamilton.

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Lando
>immediately cheers and singing to AMX
KEK'd

>>150652969
think it through

Montoya explaning the great replacement on f1 tv

>>150652920
if both parties are over 18, then there is no true age gap in any direction. The age gap shaming is a contruct of jealous women when at 40-50 a high value man change them to 20y old women.
If a 40 woman scores a 25 yo guy she is celebrated as the self confident boss lady lol

>>150652969
Having 3 points and not having 3 points is already 6 points

>>150652973
>on course for a great P7
Albon had it covered.
Alonso would have finished P8, behind Antonelli but ahead due to the penalty.
>>150652983
I get the feeling they want him to come to Ferrari.

Norrizz is closing the gap…. I’m scared

>>150652319
BUNDAPPEN

>>150652955
Of course, you're a cocksucking Brit who doesn't see the big deal in nepo baby child getting a free hit

>>150652969
>don't swap back
>+3 points to Piastri's lead
>swap back
>-3 points to Piastri's lead
>difference between +3 and -3 = 6

>>150652826
He has to spend some time in the cube

I missed the race, what happened?

>>150653008
>I get the feeling they want him to come to Ferrari.
IMAGINE the shitfest between AMX and Ferrari's strategist

>>150652982
hmm
in those cases you should vote russell too

>>150652894
Only if they continue dominating F1 for the rest of the decade and get progressively more arrogant too

Baku spoiler:

>Oscar, we need to give back 25 points to Lando, box to retire the car please

>>150652624
Last years was way worse

>>150652868
He ran a competent race without any obvious defecits and finished in the top 5. I don't care for that posh cunt but nothing he did was exposure worthy

>>150653011
me on the right

>>150652973
>smashed the suspension himself
how did he do that? he went of track like kimi europe 05?
>>150653008
?????????

>>150653015
I guess we have two weeks of this to look forward to on /f1/
What a shame.

>>150653035
>QUACK QUACK QUACK

>>150652971
>shakes hands with both men
>ignores the woman
basado

>>150653046
not really he just went on the kerbs like everyone else and the asston sharting suspension just exploded

>>150652969
It's a 3 point swing.
The championship lead is now 31 points, it would have been 37 had PS3 finished in front of Lando.

What's 37 - 31?

>>150653035
simply lovely mate

>>150653035
that trophey looks like pic related

>>150653019
holy fuck this sick weird shit does exist
https://www.aliexpress.com/i/1005009586113904.html

>>150653062
haram as fuck

oof

ynr m*rcedes, russell

>>150653046
Albon pitted and came out ahead of Borteleto, he overcut him, he would have overcut Alonso also.
Antonelli came out of the pits in front of Borteleto he overcut him, he would also have overcut Alonso.

>>150653103
>>150653103
>>150653103

>>150653062
had a femcel coworker who freaked out from something like this while this is like in our blood lol

>>150653079
Those pistachios look like they are laughing (at piastri)

>>150653079
i love those

Swapping places just for a mere 2nd place is just fucking sad to be honest.

>>150653027
Places swapped on the opening laps only to finally end up in the same order they qualified in.
Stayed that way till McLel fucked up Norris' pit stop and PS3 jumped him. McLel told PS3 to give the place back and he did.

>>150653063
i know, it makes no sense the argument that alonso broke it by himself
and even if he took a more agressive line(which he HAD to take because the car had to pace to keep the drs to borto infront), thses cars are built to support much bigger forces
we had this discussion in australia, when borto broke his, is truew that he lost the car and put a lot of force in one of the tires, but the car should have endure the preasure
>>150653104
alonso was in front of bortobro, and lapping faster
he was having no problems with slow cars
alo had it

Lando coping hard.
What a bitch.

>>150652888
>>I'm sure Oscar will be very comfortable with this massive dildo up his ass

>>150653138
You can think that but the evidence points to Williams outpacing Aston Martin with that strategy.

>>150652517
finest jewish art that inverts everything in the guise of self-proclaimed 'beauty'

>>150653106
What was her problem?

PS3 needs to retire the car next race to make it even for Norizz DNF last week.

>>150653062
She's too far away. Would help if she inched forward for it

>>150653062
We need more of the girl in white

>>150652826
he's gonna get zneimd

>>150653035
A-Am I supposed to shove my cock down there?

>>150652517
Geese

>>150652587
Pretend i didnt hear it
About 30sec later ask for a full race update and pretend im not hearing anything back
Magically start hearing the radio right before the final straight
>Aghhh guys well maybe if I heard you 4 laps ago i would have given the place back but well it's too late nooow ;)

Antonelli is now behind a Williams

>>150652894
say what you will about hamilton but atleast he had the prestige to drive a top car

>>150653392
>say what you will about hamilton
Ok. Hamilton is a shit.

>Sorry Oscar, Lando gets to pound Lily without a condom after the race. Papaya rules.

How would he respond?

>>150653489
>I don't think that's fair. That's all I'm gonna say about this

kek

>>150652668
The only correct asnwer

>>150652883
oh my...