Thread 150654860

Cincinatti Bengals (0-0) at Cleveland Browns (0-0)

Kickoff in 25 bings

>Cincinatti Bengals (0-0) at Cleveland Browns (0-0)
>Kickoff in 25 bings

>>150654860 (OP)
shit teams

Newsome has to have a career game or Burrow is gonna go on a tear

For the love of anything good, don't bungle the game away. If the Bengals lose, Taylor needs to be immediately fired. I'm fucking tired of this bullshit.

>>150654860 (OP)
Wuz good niggas?

Out of market, is there a stream?

>>150654974
I think it ends today, the choke. It has to. It must. I will not accept otherwise.

>>150655200
Yes on any number of illegal streaming sites/apps

>Two white commentators
based

whoever loses this game is missing the playoffs 100 percent. if your team loses this you may as well just skip the season or go into a coma

>Bengals lead all-time series 55-48
Eat shit Browns, we own this state.

>>150655345
You're British.

>>150655345
The Browns will not make the playoffs regardless of whether they win or lose today. The Bengals may still make the playoffs even if they lose.

I want to have hope I still expect a loss because zac taylor in week 1

let's go Brownies, we either a surprise team or we tanking with 2 1st round picks. Let's get it!

Remember, no matter who wins or loses, at least we're not the Steelers or Ravens.

>>150655463
I hope we lose every game this season. A 4-13 season will be the most miserable likely outcome of this season.

Joe v Joe qb matchup

Alright Joe Reddit will go to the AFC Championship and fuck Mahomo out

>>150655424
It's ok bro, we're all hurt. It's going to change today. Uncock the gun, and sit down with a cawfee.

Streaming for anons.

gg/eGA3Y2HmZ8

>>150654860 (OP)
Can't make this game. Let me know if Flacco dragons carve up the Bengals

run D looking grim

>Bengals actually having success running the ball
Are we going to finally make it? Is this really our year?

Hell yeah

>>150655810
Of course

Can't get excited yet, Bengals can always throw the game away like they always do in spectacular fashion.

>>150655861
Why do they do this?

>>150655896
Bengal culture. Doesn't matter who you put on the team, it infests from the top down. Never happened pre Mike Brown ownership.

And now the Browns just slowly march down the field with ease.

Ford sucks.

>>150654860 (OP)
I see the Bengals defense is still fucking dogshit.

Flacco the oldest starting qb this year?

>>150656182
rodgers is a year older

Bengals already in mid-season Bungling form. They need to score 30+ PPG just to have a chance at not losing.

Why is there too many flags?

Dogshit call

Bungles dont want this drive to end kek

For fuck sake

Refs are fucking bought and paid for. Holy shit.

Ever since the Hamlin game the refs have been against the Bengals, I guess they pissed off Godell by not finishing that game.

>>150656384
You seriously cant believe Cleveland can afford that kind of cheddar, lol

>>150656444
Refs and the league have always been against the Bengals

>>150656464
They spend more in a year than Mike Brown's Bengals does in ten.

>>150656481
refs just hate Ohio teams, bottlegate was a national disgrace

It’s time.

not sure if browns are semi competent or if the bengals are mediocre

>>150656588
The Browns are a perpetual bottom 5 team which has not changed but the Bengals M.O. is incompetency

I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN I HATE YOU MIKE BROWN

>>150656673
based

Gay ass refs got someone in their family with money on this, holy shit.

Yes I am mad that it seems to be the same old bengals D who can't tackle worth a shit.

Another season of NFL games to prove that everything is rigged or at least severely controlled. I fucking hate sports at this point. All of them are fake & gay.

>tfw true Ohioan and can't choose who to root for
Least favorite part of the season.

what a waiver pickup in rocket sanders
>>150656588
browns' roster talent is severely underrated

>>150656588
Browns have been underrated all offseason. Last year the media was projecting a 10 win team if Watson hadn't forgotten to play football. The core talent is still mostly the same as last year

2nd Quarter script release:
>Bengals punt on this drive
>Browns get a TD
>Bengals get a FG
>halftime

LOU WASN'T THE PROBLEM YOU DECREPID PIECE OF SHIT IT THE WAS FACT YOU DIDN'T SPEND A SINGLE FUCKING TIME ON THE DEFENSE YOU SKINTFLINT SPAWN OF SATAN

Marvin Lewis esque

Classic Bengals TO at change of possession

>they still have trouble getting plays off before the play clock.

jesus.

Zac Taylor needs to be fired immediately

Bengals haven't had a good HC in 34 years. The one consistent element, Mike Brown as owner.

SELL THE TEAM MIKE

>>150656803
I thought a lot of people knew that Anarumo isn't a bad DC but the defensive personnel is just unsalvageable. I get why he wasn't going to stay though

>>150657006
he did have a habit of not playing rookies and sticking with the vets but mike brown will never fire zac so this is probably what we're stuck with.

I hope burrow leaves when his contract is up.

Grim

>>150657006
Not from around these parts. They were all forming lynch parties for Anarumo despite the fact I was screaming at the top of my lungs telling people he had nobody good on the roster.
>>150657097
>I hope burrow leaves when his contract is up.
If he's smart enough he NEEDS to leave.

>>150657097
Taylor is HC until he wants to leave or he asks for too much money. Then they'll get another cheap shitty coach and repeat it again.

Is Joe Flacco elite?

>>150657209
No, the Bengals could make an actual trash can look elite.

>>150657209
Always has been.

Myles was getting speeding tickets during training camp. He better not wreck his car again and miss games like he did a few seasons ago. Leadfoot needs to be smart.

This Bengals team will go down in history as how to NOT build a team. Every organization will learn from the Bengals to not spend all your money on 3 offensive players.

>>150657310
I don't think the cap is the problem, the Bengals are just cheap as fuck and draft poorly

>>150657310
Bro it's not even halftime in the first game of the season.

>conklin already hurt
good thing we traded up for a social media and reality tv personality to be the emergency qb instead of addressing tackle depth that's been an issue for several years

>>150657351
The Bengals have always had the least amount of scouts by a large amount. Hell, they don't even have a GM.

>>150654878
diamond

>>150657357
If you actually know ball, you know this Bengals team isn't going to the postseason.

>>150657456
you could have known that the second they pick shemar stuart though

>>150657517
I knew that since after the AFC Championship chokejob.

>hole to the right of the pile
>run into the pile
Fucking every time

>>150657456
Ok coach.

Why not just give it to Ja’marr?

>>150657310
>Bengals are spending $74M on receivers this year, league average is $37M (highest)
>Bengals are spending $39M on oline this year, league average is $57M (6th Lowest)
yea that's not great https://www.spotrac.com/news/_/id/2950/2025-nfl-offensive-spending

1>0

Maybe Burrow should throw a pass to his receivers instead of an out route to the corner of the redzone to his slow white TE

>>150657754
fucking disgusting, these narcissistic attention whore-enabling jersey number rules will never sit right with me

He just really wanted a TE TD

>>150657829
NFL definitely needs to standardize this shit so it is more professional

REFFIES ARE OUT OF CONTROL

>>150657834
He clearly put money on them having a TE TD

>>150657829
same
drives me up the wall

>wide receiver jersey number is less than 70
absolutely disgusting

>>150657829
zazed

>>150657879
Missing facemask and the fucking re in right front corner of end zone clear line of sight to gisekis arm grabed

Joey Burrow is a great QB!

How mad are Browns' fans about Baker?

>>150658053
he needed a change of scenery to mature and stop being a hot head

This is the comfiest goddamn time of year. I'm euphoric as shit. Bengals will win this.

>>150658151
Fall & Winter is the best ever. The rest of the year is too hot.

>>150658053
andrew berry should've been fired he traded a franchise qb for a perma-injured, peanut oil loving bum

Should have fired Zac Taylor retards!

>>150658151
same but go Browns

get the ball to Thrash Flacco

>>150657403
>The Bengals have always had the least amount of scouts by a large amount. Hell, they don't even have a GM.
Dave Lapham use to retell the story how most teams would have big scouting departments, and use a team plane to send them all to the combine each year....the bengals would cram a few guys in Mike Browns car and drive there

>>150658214
Mike Brown never fires HCes or trades players.

>>150658081
this is the cope du jour to help browns fans sleep better at night, but no, they simply overreacted to an injury-marred season. there's absolutely no reason why he wouldn't have reverted to his 2020 self with a healthy shoulder in 2022

Where my Smzyt heads at?

UFL MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>150658295
>drive there
It's not even a 2 hour drive for them

>>150658430
kek

>>150658295
based and road trip pilled

>>150658295
There's a TV show or movie to be had around a front office like the Bengals kek, it's almost quaint (but fuck the Brown family)

>>150658385
i am not getting excited about another kicker until we see at least a season and a half of consistent performance. i thought we finally had a guy in hopkins, but he burned us all again

>>150658438
>It's not even a 2 hour drive for them
i think the joke is their entire scouting department fits in mike browns sedan

I for one welcome governor Tressel anything is better than the jeet

>league average is to hire 5-6 scouts annually
>league average is to have a scouting department of 20 people
>Bengals have 7 total people, which is up from their longstanding average of 6.
Yep, that's the Bengals for you. If there was a God, the entire family would die in a plane crash that only kills them and nobody else.

COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT

COME ON RIDE IT

>>150658804
It's either him or the Jeet, and nobody is going to vote for Amy Acton or "Cryin" Tim Ryan.

it is time for shedeur

what type of madman buys a green dildo?

Who would win: the Ohio State alumni all-time team or the Cleveland Browns all-time team?

Someone cap burrows halftime stats please

FANNIN BROS

WE EATING

55 just got jacked up kek

Kevin, we’ve seen enough. It’s time.

>>150659231
kek

>>150659211
not good :(

>>150659204
44 on a TE gives me life

>>150654860 (OP)
Which part of Ohio has the most amount of Trump supporters?

>>150659371
Per capita? Amish country

Bengals have ZERO fucking pass rush

>>150659371
Anywhere not in the big cities.

Bengals D already in regular season form

>>150659664
Are Fanning and Sampson elite brownsbros?

Who needs Judkins anyway?

some long ass drives this game

Bungle bros?

FUCK YOU MIKE BROWN

Szyt

Flacco is _____

score showed xp being added to total but alas it wasnt meant to be

Things the Bengals can't do:
>cover
>tackle
>rush the passer
>proper pursuit angles
>run sideline to sideline

>pro kickers
Ninja was right again.

Flaccie make ya seethe?

>>150659797
>Flacco is
>Szyt

>>150659797
sometimes elite. this is a fact.

>>150659873
I love the guy. He had a stretch two years ago of five games with 1600+ yards. Otherwise he looks like Jameis Winston.

>>150659819
Win owls

>+1
not quite
cedric tillman starting to break out would be great though, i kinda wrote him off in pencil already and thought jamari thrash was a likelier breakout candidate

>>150659762
i kneel

>3rd & 3
>fuck & chuck
Why? You only need 3 fucking yards.

>>150660102
Underestimated Newsomes coverage

WE WANT SHADEUR! WE WANT SHADEUR!

sacco

LETS FUCKIN GO

bah deflecting up and the dude was right there

FINALLY

The defense did something! HOLY SHIT!

That's absolutely on Jeudy

What you get for paying a rapist a quarter billion dollars

>entire defense shifts right
>throw it right
Genius

>>150660427
>haha they'll never expect it!

Started watching the NFL to have something in common with my friends and it turns out they barely support our browns and just cheer for certain players on their fantasy teams

Carson Schwessinger a brute

>2nd & 4
>throw it twice
>kick a FG
Can we PLEASE go back to 90s playcalling and just run the goddamn ball?

>>150660583
people are NPC's. Just unyil they start talking about sports betting, it's such subhuman behavior

>>150660657
They are severely under-utilizing Perine and Brooks atm

>a game we've all been waiting for
who the fuck is we

>>150660243
t. Bungles fan

>>150660867
a diamond in the rough

>>150654860 (OP)
Go BROWNS!

Is Cedric Tillman better than Judy? What’s his story?

>>150660957
>making bustin fields look good
wack

>>150660957
Rodgers finna crash out in disgrace

Flacco with the jet speed lmao

>>150661033
>70% completion, 2 TDs, 0 INTs
he's having a good game

whew

these wr's killing me

>>150661113
but they already had Russ Wilson.

Flacco fuckin sucks

Put on the monkey, couldn't be any worse

If I was a Browns fan I would be so fuckin mad right now

>>150660689
Yea they're just betting and fantasy fans. It's annoying

>>150661185
>his receivers dropping balls that go right into their hands is his fault

stone hands judy

>>150661185
how the fuck were these last two drops on flacco

>>150661172
>50% completion, 0TDs, 0 INTs
Yeah i think Rogers is having a better game than Russell

It's so fucking over

my hawkies would booty blast both of these shit teams our WR's are genuinely better than these cats

Put in shader I'm tired of Flacco with these misplaced throws.

>>150661223
>>150661264
he sucks my cock. put someone else in so he can get to the sidelines and resume sucking.

>>150661185
are you lost? you need to have an IQ above 0 to post in this thread

>>150661185
dumbass

Browns gonna Brown

>>150661354

>istock

retard

>>150661473
Note the 16 points is because the Browns missed a PAT. An incredibly Ohio way to go.

>>150661297
i wonder how the fuck the jets managed to score 26 with bustin fields though

NO DROPS THIS DRIVE

>>150661479
how new r u

>>150661585
Maybe because Fields had to deal with retarded chimps for a coaching staff in Chicago and an arrogant negro for a HC in Pittsburgh.

>>150661585
Tua threw three picks

>>150661585
He was 4-2 on the Steelers at least

>>150661666
i saw that, satan. my take about the colts being underrated playoff contenders is looking strong
also mcdaniel will be one hell of a get as on oc for somebody in january

Flacco a wizened wizard

Is it Skyline time yet?

>>150662061
It's ALWAYS Skyline time

Flacco is looking pretty good but he's no Shedeur

time out fuckery

Skyline Chili…… MID!

>>150662061
You mean time to have explosive diarrhea?

Sack Boy Burrow

I am completely and utterly disgusted by this team.

bengals line still an embarrassment lol

The bungle is in

>Flacco is playing the game of his life at like 45
>Burrow on pace for another record setting sack season
>Taylor can't get a decent play call in when he has a TV timeout
Gonna be a long season

Bengals imploding

Shiity Sommer sault

GG Browns, you won this one. Don't let it go to your head, pretty sure anyone can beat the Bengals at this point.

>>150662334
It's last season all over again. It ended after Week 1 when they lost to New England.

The Bengals are doing a great impression of Browns right now.

>>150662386
still plenty of time to brown it up. but yeah i felt kinda safe talking trash this week, stefanski has been taylor's daddy since their very first matchup, outside of last year's trainwreck. next week against the ratbirds will be the true test

sacco

>>150662386
>>150662485
Never underestimate Cleveland's ability to fuck up a sure win.

>pro kickers
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

bahhhhhh send this kicker into the sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck this gay team

PRO KICKERS
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>Flacco sacked
Time to put in Shedeur

lmao

>Bungling vs Browning
Goddamn, Ohio teams are something else.

Ninja

lol this game
couple of of real basement dwellers

Ninja was right

we are signing tucker in november aren't we

nigga

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bengals won. Ninja won. Skyline Chili won.

>>150662873
can Shedeur kick?

lmao
yikes

>>150662920
Rapists always have a place in Cleveland.

>>150662927
bro you and your UFL shit kek wtf

How do you win an award for kicking... and then miss???

whew lads, we getting an exciting ending.

>>150662927
WOAH. cool it with the language!

This game is hilarious.

>>150662966
>mike green and tucker in baltimore
>big ben in pittsburgh
it's an afc north thing
but also, none including decoom were ever found guilty

who wants it less

God I love AFC North football

I walked out my front door for a breath of fresh air and ran right into a spiderweb.

wut do?

How long until AI advances far enough to replace human kickers?

>Bengals Bungling
>Browns Browning
>neither team wanting to win
Why are Ohio teams so shit at every sport?

Bengals gonna win this or nah?

>>150663062
the MAC of the NFL

>>150663081
It's already too late. By now, the spider has made its way into your ear canal.

Browns had a decent kicker last year and they cut him for this guy? Browns gonna brown

god damn stream died before the 4th down play smdh

>>150662971
UFL posting will continue in ALL browns/steelers/lions threads. until the end of this game when Szmtty gets cut

>>150663189
I actually would have gone for it. I trust Burrow to pick up a yeard much more than this defense.

>>150663250
yea i can't believe they didn't try

I think being a punter must be nice. As long as you never shank it, you get paid and don't really factor in much to if you win or lose.

>>150663112
Cavs are alright

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LET'S FINNA GO

2nd pass deflected up for an int, gg fucking browns

I respect Myles Garrett for his loyalty ngl.

Lol
Lmao

>>150663250
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And just like that, I am wrong

there it is.

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The black panthers already wrote a declaration for sanders to start

based browns

great way to end a classic

Would this game have played out differently had he started?

If only they would have played Shedeur

>>150663269
>don't really factor in much to if you win or lose.
Tell that to the 2010 Chargers.

It's official, Browning is superior to Bungling.

Thanks Browns
I needed that.

Shedeur wouldn't have let that ball get deflected

>>150663142
Kek

>>150663269
This. You get props if you manage to stick it within the 5. Otherwise you're ignored.

Time to send the National Guard to Cleveland

>>150663378
yes, the bungles would've won by way more

>>150663393
They could have lost by 14 instead of 1.

>>150663289
Loyalty to a business that wouldn't think twice about screwing you over for their bottom line isn't noble

>>150663289
>loyalty
he got paid

>>150663428
Coast Guard is right next to Browns Stadium so we can just deploy them.

wow deebo is so fat and slow, the giants should be embarrassed for giving up that td

Browns still get the ball back and the Bengals will run prevent to allow them to easily march down the field.

>>150663546
we could bulldoze the team and stadium into the fucking lake.

Start my nigga bitch ass cleveland

>>150663475
yup. definitely cuck behavior.

>>150663546
>coast guard = national guard

>>150663596
and szyt will miss the kick. the most appropriate way for this "game" to end

>>150663605
What if we took Cleveland, and bulldozed it somewhere else?

>>150663289
He was about to leave before getting a new deal

>>150663378
>Bengals stopping a rookie QB
it'd have been a massacre

>>150663627
I know what I said. National Guard can stay home.

>>150663289
They were never going to trade him, and they paid him a crazy amount of money. He's loyal to the $, not the org.

God-tier Punt

>>150663662
they're not giving him another chance today

How are you a man of God and pray to God for blessing your body as an athlete and you go to church on Sundays for God and then you miss kicks? I think Ninja is right. We need autistic gamer kickers who just...don't miss. These kickers are frat guys who think WAY too much about destiny and tests from Him and we need to cut the bullshit out.

>>150663725
Highlight of the game

Shedeur would have made that PAT

yeah let's just recreate elway's drive in 19 seconds, easy peasy

>>150663725
Unironically won them the game desu

>>150663269
>>150663725
>>150663757
>>150663820
lol

didn't even try to lateral it
gg, nothing like an nfc north matchup where both fanbases feel like shit afterwards

>>150654860 (OP)
>switch to Steelers game
>kicker just made a 60 yard field goal

>>150663921
afc

>>150663982
jej

>Jeudy
>Szmyt
Get these fucking bums out of the league.

>>150663190
>decent kicker last year
No they didn't.

>>150664306
He was far better than this bum, retard.

>>150664376
No he wasn't he was just as shit, look at how many one score games the browns lost last season, Stefanski even decided to say fuck kicks and go for 2 only, kys bitch.

>>150664306
>>150664376
They've been suffering the curse of cutting Travis Coons since 2016

>>150664463
You're a fucking mongoloid, gurantee he doesn't miss a chip shot extra point, and then follows it up with a 30 yard field goal. You're just a retarded browns fan that's used to being a loser.

Baker
>gone
Chubb
>gone
Rapist
>present and accounted for

This might be it. Its all so tiresome

The Bengals lose this game against any of the other 30 nfl teams. Thank you Cleveland.

>>150664904
Bengals have sucked against the browns specifically for years