Thread 150655126

Kickoff in 10 minutes get in here you handsome buggers

>>150655126 (OP)
Quite literally have zero hope for this game or season, clotsniggas

>>150655126 (OP)
shit teams

>>150655126 (OP)
cracking my first beer of the game, go clots!!

I’m on a dolphin not the float!

>>150655126 (OP)
Get those apologies ready

Let's gooo

It's going ho be a long season, innit?

>>150655269
Just need enough wins for playoffs, very doable

>blatant hold/DPI missed
Ahh yes, Colts refs in midseason form already

>>150655547
maybe we can draft the right qb this time

Tua takes that kind of hit and the seasons over

>>150655755
and he going to go head first every time. he never fucking learns

DJ baby please stay safe if you get hurt the seasons even more over than it already is

Any other coltsbros worried about Pierces role on the team? He's my favorite WR on the team and over the off-season all I kept seeing is how Jones doesn't like the deep ball throw. I wanna get his jersey but if he's gonna leave after the season I'll get a Taylor or Warren one

Cam on Tua, don't die

>>150655835
DJ is a band-aid, they're drafting Allar or Nussmeier

>Oline injury already
lol cmon

>>150655835
Pierce has never been good. Contested catch specialist who drops all his contested catches

Good to fucking know we still have injury prone players thank you fuck head chris grier

Alright cut Bynum's ass after whatever that celly was

>Tua INT
And I'm ready for the season to be over

Tua had guys open underneath wtf man

Good to see Zaire is still a worthless dipshit

yeah we suck. just fuck off.

>no fun league

fuck off with this bs penalties

Streaming

gg/eGA3Y2HmZ8

Even more obnoxiously long as breaks than usual this season holy shit so glad I'm not paying for this anymore kek

first fucking drive we have a guy out long term.

>Miami Dolphins

@MiamiDolphins
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Injury Update | James Daniels has a pectoral injury and is questionable to return.

Time to get shit faced...

POOA
O
O
A

lol fucking tyreke was tripled covered

Is there a single Dolphins fan that has faith in Tua/McDaniel/Grier?

krys daniel fucking jones going up and down on this defense. can you imagine what fucking josh allen would do.

this maybe is one of the worst teams in the nfl

Looks like everyone around league was right when calling the Dolphins a dogshit team. Fire everybody before November and cut Tua

>>150656212
go to fucking rebbit the whole dolphins forum is filled with those delusional fucks.

What happened to bahamafag? He kill himself?

>>150656348
Embarrassing at this point

Obsessed weirdo

>>150656212
>Tua
No.
>McDaniel
Maybe, I'd like to see a fully designed offense around a different QB by him, but it likely won't happen here.
>Grier
Fuck no.

>>150656388
>>150656419
I call fake. but if its this guy.

This is going to be the last year of tua. Cant fucking wait

>>150656419
Ready for another season of humiliation?

>>150656427
I'll never forget how awful you are that you make Daniel Jones look like an all pro

>>150656419
Based Bahamas is back

Just so you know the broship for this season is Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins so I'm officially rooting for Tua :^)

You CANNOT fool me
I will NOT feel hope

This fucking secondary is the worst in the league.

Fuck this

Finbros?

Touchdown Colts!
>FYI the guy on top of the borg warner trophy is completely naked

At least I have the Panthers season to look forward to next month.

>corner playing underneath with no help over the top

Wtf lmfao

>>150656621
>>150656482
dolphins are going to win maybe 4-5 games this whole year.

Not a fan of either of these teams but
>pooa

You will apologize

>bet 100 on colts to lose because they haven't won an opener in over a decade
>going to rape the fins
worth my sacrifice to be done with this terrible curse. I blame myself for going to the game that started the streak even though it was a hilarious spaghetti fest

>tua fumble
You HAVE to get rid of him, man. It's time.

i fucking hate tua

>>150656720
You're clearly not acquainted with Colts football if you're feeling like this game is over.

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Oh my God. Now Tua gets pressure and fumbles. The Colts recover.

Retire this brain damaged fucking island nigger retard

It's getting worse

Coltsbros, I'm thinking we're going to win the AFC South in you're path

how much is tua making?

Let it be known that I have never once hated on Danny Dimes

Are the lelphins going 0-17?

#DeportTua

>>150656844
We dun goof'd

>foot and a knee
>which now counts as two feet
When did I miss this? Is that new?
TD COLTS!

WE WANT EWERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It's over

>>150656875
I hope. Maybe then will Ross either sell the team or clean house. Hopefully sell the team.

>>150656805
Dan Marino said take Herbert but no....

is tua playing for the colts today

lol another almost pick.

>we get to have zack wilson as our backup

Hilarious how quickly McDaniel's offense was cracked.

I'm happy to see that Warren is in fact, him.

Where is the free stream? Hook it up boys

is it time for the league to step in and do something about this franchise?

#RapeMikeMcDaniel

lol, tua never saw him coming

lol this oline is still shit as well

>>150656427
so much for starched for arch now they are just going to be mediocre 1 game away from the playoffs yet again

Tua is so fucking shook lmao

Colts bros, we actually be decent this year with a real QB. Defense is solid. Running game is great.

So, what week is McDaniel getting fired?

>>150657394
The lolphins are complete dogshit so who knows.

>>150656846
I don't think either of these teams fans ever had a reason to hate him. If anything colts fans should be receptive of him being eli's autistic replacement

AHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol play 2 high safeties and mcdaniels offense is completely neutered but people still think he's some kind of genius.

Mike McDaniel may not look black, but he certainly coaches like it

Tua is just awful
>t.authority on the subject colts fan

>>150656985
you wanna watch him also get butt fucked with this trash o-line?

>>150657492
Didn't Justin Fields say something similar? lololol

>>150655547
The sad thing is that i completely expected this all offseason.

So how long until the fire sale?

dolphins are so fucking done lmaoooooo, Tua is going to Chris Benoit his family in a few years

Welcome back my niggas!

DJ looking legit for us

>just noticed that Tuimoloau is a healthy scratch
Kinda concerning for a 2nd-round pick, isn't it?

>>150657678
>Tua is going to Chris Benoit his family in a few years
kek

when was the last Bahamas post? Did he know this season was going to be ass?

so when is tyreke going to have his hood episode?

>>150657749
He’s losing it on the sideline right now

very Danny Dimes esque duck there from Danny Dimes

>celebrating breaking up a play while down 17-0

shut the fuck up jones

My boy Steichlingz…really did just need more time

OH THEY FUCKING STOPPED SOMEONE

>>150657830
>OH N-

punter first down lul

>>150657830
Well done, Dolphins... Well done, Dolphins... HOWEVER

>>150657830
oof

>>150657830
LMAO

McDaniels should legit be fired after this game

>>150657682
WB
First half of the first game of the season.
Cautiously optimistic is a massive understatement.

>>150657846
I missed watching shitty football teams. This year is going to feel like 2003-2023. It was nice having no expectations and then watching other shitty teams to see if they can win.

I don't think there's a single aspect of the Dolphins from the front office down to special teams that isn't a disaster.

>>150657887

I just want 1 gotdamn week 1 win

>>150657830
>posts made moments before disaster
OH NO

>>150657933
its luck that started it the real bitch is starting 2-0 which hasn't happened since manning

>>150657944
>its 17-0

bro its already a disaster. yep thats a pulled hamstring

Tyreek going to request a trade back to KC lmao

>>150657933
Apparently the fins want it for us as well.

>missed DPI is the only reason it's not 21-0
Yeesh

>>150658004
>grier gets a 6th for him and acts like he did a great job

seriously the worst part is that this team is terrible with talent and just terrible with decision making.


this feels like 1-15

Uh-oh, too many bad plays in a row by DJ.

FUCK IT

SUPER BOWL SZN! Im putting a 100 down

>>150658088
They are low key probably the least talented team in the NFL. The only reason they don't get more attention is because they're been irrelevant for the last 25 years and the Browns and Cowboys can't stop being a circus.

>he goes for it
Really wanting to shake that monkey

>be downs
>get 1st downs
pottery

I gotta say this more depressing start then in 2019 when lamar jackson curbed stomped us. We actually had a decent plan back then..

Last year this colts were terrible and they are curb stomping us just as hard.

>>150658088
When will they fire the coach? Arch tank mode?

>>150658201
Manning isn't coming out this year.

>>150658201
>wanting arch

please god no

If nothing else, they actually have to fire Grier now.

>>150658201
>Arch tank mode
Going to have to wait to 2027 bro

>>150658250
>Going to have to wait to 2027 bro
Lolphins have to be trash until 2027? Low-diff task

>>150658201
He isn't good, bro. See through the name.

>>150658201
He has the genes of the failed Manning brother.

>>150658313
He's just raw. He clearly has the arm and athleticism. Kid needs to stay in college and develop. If he comes out now he's just another Anthony Richardson.

Yeah Richardson bruh you suck ass

When will Mike McDaniel get fired

>>150658375
He has been at Texas for 2 years now. He should have went to some less serious school to develop like Michigan State or Arkansas or something

>>150658424
Never, Ross would never fire a black coach.

We're only down by 20 retards

That was the best half I've seen the Colts play in a long time.

>20-0
Yes, the average Tuaxperience

So we can agree Richardson is not the guy? Or we need 1 more game?

>>150658506
Don't forget when they were up 33-0 on the vikings. They've squandered better leads.

>jest actually seem fun to watch

kill me

where do we go now that streameast is ded

I might have to change my opinion on Danny Dimes if he keeps this shaggy hair

>>150658613
I wish the dolphins had that vikings roster. Miami is terrible

if the dolphins do comeback, I will still not be hopeful or happy.

Still two more quarters to go.

>>150658199
It's normal for us, though. This is just the last part of the cycle where we waste a year where it was clear the previous year it wasn't going to work with the coaching staff and QB, but Ross stuck with them anyway. Ross always does this. He did it with Sparano, Philbin, and Gase. Flores is the only one he pulled the plug early on.

>>150658734
Dolphins are ASS

>>150658622
Been watching that game. Fields has gotten out of some crazy swarms, pretty fun game overall.

>>150658734
nah your team is fucking putrid bro

>>150658734
>two entire quarters of assrape left
Grim for pooa

how many weeks til they fire mcdaniels?

>>150658749
well he did the flores only because he was a fucking asshole personality.

I think this has been the worst of the rebuilds because tua at times looked good. But we knew that he was injury prone and shit in big games.

Were the Dolphins supposed to be this shit?

>>150658455
Are you really writing him off because he had a mediocre game 1 against the defending national champions?

>>150659040
Well, yes

>>150658613
The Dolphins offense literally doesn't work against 2 high shell and because they can't run the football for shit Indy is never leaving it.

>>150659082
did you watch him first half of yesterday?

how's the danny dimes redemption tour going

Seriously, wtf is goign on in MIA?

>>150659040
This is a team that had extremely bad vibes all off season. The team is waiting on the HC to get fired

>>150659090
I thought they were at least going to be mediocre.

still not comfortable i remember the vikings game

dolphinsissies
we're getting our asses kicked what happened it was supposed to be our year

>>150658734
HE'S THROWING UP GANG SIGNS

>>150658955
>because he was a fucking asshole personality.
Bunch of retroactive nonsense. The only people that had a problem with Flores was Grier and Tua. The rest of that team would've run through a brick wall for the man.

>>150659182
Talent wise they should be mediocre. Vibes are about as bad as possible though and it’s obvious *no one* on the team except maybe Tua actually respects McDaniel.

I really have no words, man.

lol waddle is so fucking fragile

LMAO BENCH THIS BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

TUA TURNTHEBALLOVA

Take Tua out please

Tua is embarrassing

And the KWAB of the week award goes to....

lol tua

I have been laughing at Pooa for an hour and 42 minutes straight

Bengals fan here, my kid is a dolphins fan and he is losing his mind right now. Lol. He's just watching the gamecast.

>>150659390
And he is getting paid

>>150659203
Anybody saying this was the Dolphins year was a complete retard. Tyreek is a locker room cancer. Tua is soft as fuck. The O-line is trash. No run game. No TE. Injury prone pass rush. No CB's. Their best defensive back is a washed up safety that doesn't want to be there. The coach has no control in the locker room and his offense has been solved for over a year now. The GM is a complete clown. The owner doesn't care. This team was always going to be terrible.

>>150659445
Highest paid comedian ever

I'm really efforting not laughing at him.

Please stop bullying Tua

pooa

>>150659417
I feel like everyone knew they should've made Tua play out the last year before re-signing him.

INDIANA JONES

Has Tua’s brain liquified?

$50 million per year plus tax and tip

>>150659500
Grier's job is attached to Tua. That's the only reason he got the contract. It was to prolong his own employment.

>>150659470
KEK

you gotta trade tyreke hill now when you can get something for him

ffs miami

HOW COULD FLORES DO THIS?

How exactly do quarterbacks that never proved themselves in the slightest keep getting monster contracts.

>>150659632
The league is a joke.

Dolphins are going to trade Tyreek to the Chiefs

This loss won't look so bad for Miami in hindsight after Danny Dimes wins MVP

>>150659624
lul

>>150659624
>tfw flores was right about tua

>>150655126 (OP)
At what point do you go to Ewers? Tua is horrible. Giants need to go to Dart ASAP too.

>17 points from turnovers
Lmao

Pooa is personally losing this game

>>150659831
Wilson is QB2, so probably later in the year.

unironically the best plays are the kick returns

>>150659632
>How exactly do quarterbacks that never proved themselves in the slightest keep getting monster contracts.

there are 32 open positions and about six capable candidates

everyone else is just wishing and hoping

Commentary is punting this game, talking about Irsay this much
RIP Crazy Jim

>>150659831
Sewers was a 7th-round QB, he was drafted to hold a clipboard. Something has gone especially wrong if he's starting

Always love seeing Tua crank up and heave a ball with all his might only see it go 30 yards.

epic fail catch

omg that throw was such a fucking duck

>>150659831
How are we in a topic talking about how Arch Manning is probably going to be a generation bust but at the same time have people wanting to see Ewers? He was barely able to beat out a freshman Manning.

Honestly if you're McDaniel there the priority should be avoiding the shutout, you're not winning this fucking game, kick the FG

>>150659986
Have you watched this game? This was supposed to be one of the easy games of the year

>>150655126 (OP)
Dolphin sisters we need to start having the right conversations. Questions we should be asking now are what week with Tua be benched permanently, what week Mike gets fired, and what should we do with the number 1 overall pick?

>>150660122
I mean, there's not really any harm in seeing Ewers. The Dolphins are ass and I doubt anyone really wants to see Zach Wilson when Tua's season ends from either being ass or another concussion.

Tua is so shit.

what a terrible throw.

>>150660122
Because ewers is something different. I am all for starting him one game because this team has no promise.

>>150660221
Miami is never bad enough to be a top pick. remember the last time where we pick tua and that was the wrong pick. We could have had burrow

>>150660291
Bengals weren't trading that pick, bro.

One of the most pathetic loses in Dolphins history. If they don't move on from Tua, McDaniel and thebfront office soon I don't know how much more I could take

>>150660159
>This was supposed to be one of the easy games of the year
I genuinely think Daniel Jones is way better than people think because he was with the trash Giants. Colts actually have some really good players. I think they'll be a playoff team this year.

I’m not ready to give up on Richardson

Not friendly reminder that the Dolphins could have drafted Herbert but they chose to take a 6' flat, unatheltic, left handed retarded Hawaiian with injury history and a noodle arm instead of the 6'6" built in a QB lab generational prospect

>>150660389
I am. Indiana Jones is him.

>the Dolphins shitting the bed
>my fantasy teams shitting the bed

I remember last week. I was so full of hope, joy and optimism. Feels like a lifetime ago. My smile and optimism: gone

>>150660324
Daniel Jones has something in there because his rookie season wasnt anything toss out. He shown more flashes than most of these other journeyman QBs but everyone just keeps remember is dumb ass moments or and that run where he tripped over air

LMAO! SUCK DICK YOU FUCKING FIN FANS! AND SUCK A BIG FAT CHODE BAHAMA NIGGER! TUA BRAIN SCRAMBLEUA SUCKS DONKEY DICK BITCH!

>>150660509
Fuck you nigger

>>150660324
well half the teams in the nfl are in this better than average category.
>>150660315
I am saying the dolphins would have been in position for that pick.

>>150660317
you will be back, we will always be back. Being a dolphins fan is the very definition of insanity.

Also agreed this is a top 3 worst loss in my dolphins history in looking at what means for the future. I expected nothing in this season and they came in and did shit worse than expected.

>>150660446
>left handed

He's not actually left handed. He's a rightly who throws lefty, which is so much worse

>>150660571
No fuck you with your dumb nigger brained qb!

>>150660505
>had xavier worthy and joe burrow

lol the same

>1st and 30
defensive hold

>>150660615
Wait is that true?

>
Matt Miller
@nfldraftscout
It would cost $79.2M in dead cap space to cut Tua.

Just getting that info out there before we get too crazy.

>>150659597
>trade
Hill is gonna get waived.

McDaniel bros what went wrong?

>>150660742

His dad used to beat him to throw lefty cause he's lefty and didn't want to be the only one in the family

>>150660799
he was too stubborn but I dont blame the tua thing on him. He was saddled with tua

>>150660799
Tua

Are the Colts actually good?

>>150660799
Tua

>>150660864
no

Who's getting fired first, Napier or McDaniel

>>150660864
yes

>>150660864
doubtful t. colts fan

Will Tua die on the field?

>>150660954
I doubt McDaniel gets fired mid-season, regardless of how badly the dolphins do. Napier has overstayed his welcome for about 2 or 3 years now, it's just a matter of if the AD has the balls to do it.

>>150660864
Better than expected, maybe, but I think this game says more about the lelphins
t. clots fan

>>150660799
having a vegetable as a QB

>>150661012
I've been a Colts fan since the Harbaugh days.
This is the most optimistic I've been since Luck retired. I'm telling you, man. It's a new era. Danny Dimes is gonna have a Sam Darnold tier turnaround year.

Believe in the Blue.

>>150660446
Tua would have died in this hit

Oh dear

Apologize to Daniel J. Dimes right fucking now

I just tuned in finbros how bad is it

holy shit lolphins.

>>150659656
Oh he's showing them...

>>150661240
I kneel

>>150661257
Apocalyptic

>>150661135
I'm just glad to win a season opener, one thing at a time.

I KNEEL DANNY-SAMA

>>150661251
It's really one of the worst dolphins performances in a LOONG time

yeah, i'm thinking alcohol

am I going to hell to say that I kind of wished tua went head first on that slide?

indiana jones cant be stopped

Is Danny Dimes Elite?

>>150661251
Bad doesn’t describe it. We need a new word for what’s going on out there

>>150661414
It would have saved the szn

>wake up tmw
>you're Stephen Ross, owner of Miami Dolphins
what do?

>playclock runs out
>let them have a sympathy fuck

>>150655126 (OP)
Dj was never bad the giants as a team are ass

See Russel Wilson right now

Did KOC fix Danny Dimes?

>>150661506
Change the logo and uniforms back to the old ones.

>>150661566
thats never going to happen unless he sells the team. He will never do that because he is taking in too much money from owning the stadium. he is your typical new yorker

>>150661506
Sell the team to a goy

JUST KICK THE FG KRYS

>>150661558
Danny Dimes didnt need that much fixing, He needed confidence and for people to forget his Buttfumble tier fuck ups.

>>150657544
It is un fucking real how much that protect their """wholesome""" chungus millennial faggot coach.

Dolphins comeback!?

can we get a taylor TD???

>>150661748
Jones is better off on a Midwestern team where we don't care as long as you win. New Yorkers hated him because he tripped on a wide open field, but they scored a TD on that drive anyways. New Yorkers are just retarded ass holes.

YOU WILL APOLOGIZE

finbros...what will you be doing to kill time until the draft? i'm thinking suicide

>>150661949
but he wasnt fucking winning as well

>>150661972
The Dimesmaker

>>150662040
Nobody was winning with that Giants roster.

>AR doesn't even get to do handoffs in garbage time
They really don't trust him at all

>>150662038
nah I like redzone. Also I have lived 1998-present as a dolphins fan. Trust me I am used to this. I am ok watching shit games. Also, by the time we get to october I will go to the beach or something

>calling a timeout
what a petty fucking worthless nerd midget quadroon bitch get fucking shit on by Daniel J Dimes

>>150662038
Believe in a Panthers three-peat.

>>150662211
at this point it's just trolling, he knows there's no chance

>two int
>one fumble
>garbage time YAC td
extend this man's contract 5 more years!

>>150662300
It should be an unsportsmanlike penalty to do that shit when it's mathematically impossible to come back.

Should I drop Tua for Daniel Jones he's available right now for me on my fantasy team?

>>150662470
maybe pick up wilson instead

Hey, there's Wilson

>>150662240
Canes actually looked better than last year. That should give me entertainment until November misery.

I'm seeing ghosts.

Fins pretty much beat themselves, but when breaking a losing streak, a W is a W.
GG

>>150662610
We know tua

The dolphins being shit is karma for not going for the scoring record against the Broncos 2 years ago

>>150658562
richardson was never gonna be the guy for you guys. the real question is if daniel jones can actually lead you guys somewhere or if you need to tank again.

>>150661757
They have a soft spot for the DUDE WEED "players coach"

NEW ERA
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How the fuck did the fins fall off so badly after 2023? What changed?

>>150660799
His offense was solved. Tua's noodle arm doesn't help but the books out on McDaniel. 2 high shell. Tua can't throw over it. Run game is nonexistent so the safeties never have to creep in. The rest is just teaching the LB/CB's not to get confused by any presnap movement. Until they get a TE that can dominate the middle of the field and a run game that can pull the safeties up his offense is going to look like shit.