Thread 150662975

Any links to this one

>>150663165
Sportsurge dot net

How we feeling Ninerbros?

>>150663516
I'm ready for some fucking football. I have faith in the offense to perform, I hope the defense shows us something today.

Which team shall win the favor of Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?

Lotta red in that crowd.

Can't fucking wait to go 7-10! let's GOOOOOOOO

>>150664107
Same

Who the fuck is that? What happened to Geno? Did he get hurt already? It's game one.

Go Hawks!

Streaming for anons

gg/eGA3Y2HmZ8

lets go hawkies

Those are sick 9er hoodies

So purdy finally got his payday. Good for him

Is Mina watching?

>>150664280
fuck off retard

Emmanworie down
Oh no

>>150664348
I am too dumb to use this link

>>150664870
Why are you so hostile towards me every year ToT

Look puppies!

RP1 stocks through the roof

>>150665007
It's a literal troon groomer. If you're not into trannies and sissyfication shit then it's a good thing you're too stupid to figure it out.

>>150665007
I know it's a discord link but no idea how to use it

REFFIES saving turdy

I’m old enough to remember when this league wasn’t gay

>>150665176
God has made me a retard to shield me from such monstrosities

Ninerbros, refs on our sides

finding a working stream is annoying today

>>150665406
>click unmute stream
>stream still muted
nice game lolbabs

That was purdy good

same ol' sorry ass shecocks

>>150665406
Ppv[dot]to
fctv33 dot com
Sportsurge dot net

Mai waifu Ayumu's Ninies!

Who Metseraints here?

>>150665007
>>150665007
b i s c o r d . g g /

newfags

>>150665685
kek Canadian stream
How many Jeets will I see?

Weee

Brockerz wit' da QB scramble eggz, kittdawg on da pilonz

>>150665771
faggots aren't even streaming the game

Gimme a stream that WORKS. i gotta see this team full of Whites play

Sammy Dar

this jonbenet ramsey guy for the seahawks is pretty good huh

>>150665685
ty king. finally

>>150665685
okay thanks. my usual one was loading like shit

Warner ded
Welp, it's over :(

Soooo that gorgeous pass from Darnold aside, I think Mateer from OK should be the Seahawks QB of the future

refs already favoring the cawks

>>150665771
im not going to your gay anime stream dude

>>150663346
Best site ive visited today. Thanx brotha

>>150665945
He's still moving so hoping he just got shook

OK Fox team don't tell us what happened to Warner.
It's not like he's an important player or anything.

Whitest team year after year. How do they do it, bros

Do 49rs have their starting running back this season ?

What stream works on iPhone

>>150666244
Yeah CMC is playing but they're more pass heavy right now

charb bros were eating good

>>150666259

I've never streamed on a phone so I wouldn't know. but I assume all the ones posted should work

>>150666259
throwing it into the gulf works every time

>pi
come on

Dumb Niners

Total reffie death

I thought reffies were my friend. They are not.

Is the 12th man a ref?!

TOUCHDOWN

Holy sht, they're retards

>>150665685
watching the canadian stream and all the white people look like mashed potatoes and there's lots of indians.

How was that even remotely catchable? The throw was out of the end zone.

Pi on a uncatchable ball always stinks

Unbelievable

>>150666554

cause my hawkies are a bird team and birds can fly so we get those calls out of mascot respect

kek Canadian TV

>>150666620
Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!!!

is ken walker already hurt? charb is doing all of the rb work kek

>>150666554
>>150666567
It was uncatchable because the PI slowed down the receiver. At least that's what the refs would say.

pick six incoming

>>150666637

I always like watching foreign commercials

>>150666674
I guess he was planning to fly back into the end zone after he caught it

>>150666637
>the jeet doesn't have a significant other

>>150666637
The fuck stream are you watching?

It's going to be painful watching this line for 17 games

so this is what a 265 million dollar qb looks like.

More Canadian TV.

>>150666674
Right he'd just get way faster and grow longer arms mid throw, you homo

Why does Seattle have the ball again after their TD? I was taking a darnold

>>150666884
I have her latina doppleganger at work

>>150666884
We really need to build another wall

>>150666956
Doesn't work when they use scammed retiree money to fly in. Let's hope this o-line can not be shit now

>>150666929
3 and out because Purdy gets 0.01 seconds of clean pocket time

Why are they still shoving Peyton into so many ads?

I need some Ninerz anime girls stat!!

>>150667035

boomers love him

>>150667035
Gen x are the new boomers and nothing makes them spend their goybucks faster than seeing Peyton shill the new jewslop

>>150666884
>that nose
cute!

Wouldn't be surprised if this game went into OT. I have no idea who's winning.

>>150667179
My reffies having a game rn

I thought mccaffrey retired last year for some reason

Trent Williams ded
Ok now it's over

what you guys gonna goon too at halftime jacktime?

>>150667179
Let's pray it doesn't come down to kicking

>>150667247
maybe some instathots

njigba

>>150667247
Eh, I've been on a little hiatus from chokin' the chicken. Otherwise usually something basic.

>tfw labeled darnold as a guaranteed bust on his draft night
>now have to hope I'm wrong cause he's on my hawks

should have know that statement would backfire on me

still in his seahawks uniform on the official niners site

>>150667385
He's just a bridge QB
Don't worry

When is FOX going to stop torturing Pam Oliver?
They don't need to induce a stroke EVERY time they put her on TV...

>>150667385
He was a bust. A bust is relative to the team that drafted him. Even if he leaves the team and blossoms into a good player after that, that pick is still a bust for the team that drafted him.

>>150667247
Dude, ive been having such good days since ive quit pulling my meat. Everything is so enjoyable and im just happy. Also, feel like i can breath in 4k for some reason

>>150667543
how much were you jacking off jesus christ
sometimes i just forget or am busy for days at a time and notice literally no difference

>>150667594
Like, omce a week

JEW CHECK

Born to coom, just find a hole you lamers. Not like chicks don't just sleep with anyone now.

Fucking Bros! Im at home watching the game, eating my Wednesday Meal of Misfortune from Wendy's!? I love the special dipping sauces and the unique frosty flavor! Their nuggies have also really come up and are on par with McDonalds now.

pam oliver looks like trans sam cassell

>Kittle ded

Oh no

Masturbation (in strict moderation) is scientifically proven to be healthy for overall health; physical and mental. But something tells me that 4chan isn't very adept in doing things "in moderation".

fuck

man fuck this soft ass team fags are made of glass

>>150667681
Last name of the scientists who conducted this study

Jesus FUCK this team has been cursed since the Greenlaw SB injury.

>>150667709
Dey old

Purdy looks really damn good, but for the love of god please upgrade the O-Line

How did Kittle even Fucking get hurt!? On what play?

>>150667681
I do once a day because of wolf of wall street
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CES1OIkFhg4

>>150667681
its wierd but due to growing up in an oppressive baptist background i didnt try masturbating until i was in my 20s
i jack it probably every other day and there was a marked improvement in my mental health (i got bipolar disorder). the extreme mood swings disappeared

>>150667722
It's been cursed before that. 2018 was the original injury cursed season under Shanahan.

>>150667247
had sex like three hours ago, so i'm still good

>>150667720
>How do I use google?

>>150667681
>is scientifically proven to be healthy for overall health
Is it? The claim is it's good for prostate health but more studies than not show no health improvement or even contradict it. At best, the health benefits are inconclusive.

Masturbation is a disgusting habit, plain and simple. It inflames desires and vice in men and must be abstained from.

>>150667781
>>150667722
>>150667709
Also Shanny doesn't do stretches worth a damn apparently

does anyone drink bud light anymore?

>>150667709
I say Kittle has to shave his hair and beard and isn't allowed to grow either out again until he plays at least 6 consecutive games without an injury

Does anyone else use AI to generate erotic stories to masturbate to? It's really good at it and you can get exactly what you need!

>>150667885

I dont drink

>>150667720
rothbergstein

>>150667885
only NA buds

I hate Jake Moody so fucking much, man.

>>150667885
you just reminded me i have weed gummies. now only if there were any video games that werent shit

KILL JAKE MOODY

ninja was right

doooooink

Fucking how...

DOINK

just doink my anus senpai

damn almost had that

Moodybros...

#decapitatemoody

>>150667885
I only drink water, coffee or milk. Sometimes unsweet iced tea at a restaurant

RELEASE MOODY

HE'S STILL ON THE TEAM?!

HOIWGHFGWDYUFGEWIUGHFUIERGUIRGEWUIGFEBIEW

I knew that was going to happen tbhwy

I am consistently surprised that every year Moody is playing
Is there ACTUALLY not a better kicker than this, can't they just get some eurosoccerbro to kick?

OIHJOIEHOGFIHWJPIHFOIWHFHEGUEIBHREBG9IUWHFOWGOGIQWOHREWGFW

one minute drill time

>>150667870
>a disgusting act
Actually, it's healthy and natural. To me it sounds like you're just projecting.

>>150668037
They can't give up on him, when they clearly should, because they spent a 3rd rounder on his bum ass

>>150668037
They had a better kicker in training camp but they went with Moody for some reason.

wish hauschka was still playing for the hawks so we can see him and moody miss every kick

>>150668091
Yes because of the sink cost fallacy.
I was a big "Jake Moody will bounce up" believer but I'm over it. He's got to go.

when fag moody made that kick against the traiders in the preseason I knew they'd keep him and he'd fuck up in the regular season

Just got home, how are my ninies looking?

>>150668152
very demure

>>150668152
Kittle might be done for the year. Moody doinked a chip shot.

>>150668152
>purdy good
>o line dogshit
>kittle dead
>moody missed an easy kick

>>150668152
Not good ninerbro

I hate Jake Moody so fucking much. We need a new kicker next offseason.

>>150668218
We need a kicker now, it is not a hard position to find

>>150668218
Shit nigga, they need one now

>>150668173
I like my women demure, but my ninies should be aggressive
>>150668185
Sounds about par for the course desu
>>150668189
Well at least Purdy is looking good. I had assumed our team would be worse this year than last year. Losing Kittle means we're even worse than I had feared tho.
>>150668202
We'll get em in the second half

hawks with the lead!

>>150668185
What happened to him? I saw he got the TD.

>Geno is GONE
>DK is GONE
>Locket is GONE
>Coach Pete is in Las fucking Vegas????
>no one is talking about any of this upheaval
What the fuck did I miss? Hawkbros, are we upset half the team is gone and best coach is just....somewhere else?

>>150668218
>next offseason
stupid bitch we need one now!

>>150668262
i cant complain

>>150668239
>>150668250
No, you fucking retards. We can easily end up with a kicker worse than Moody.

>>150668256
hamstring over literally nothing

Surely my ninies will make the necessary adjustments during half-time to bootyblast the shecucks

>>150668314
That's how hamstrings go, dog. It's not a contact injury.

>>150668262
I haven't watched Seattle in like two years and I recognise zero players lel

>>150668262

I'm mostly bummed we lost locket. didnt really feel that bad when geno and dk left. I always rated locket more than dk and I just didnt think we were going to go deep with geno.

>>150668371
wouldn't know, my body has never failed from simply existing

Why is Cleatus so soulless now?

>>150668087
>>150668293
I doubt there is someone worse than moody

is there a new transformers movie coming out? while is this transformers themed?

#LGBTQNFL

>purdy pressured on 70% of his dropbacks
He's going to get killed at this rate

joke moody must have some fucked up blackmail on trannyhan

our commercials are bad too but american ones are offensively bad, it's on an entire new level

Eating adderall, working from home, watching goyball. . . .
Sht is so cash

>>150668729
don't you have a dog to blow?

>>150668729
Where you from puto

More Canadian TV.

>>150668766
don't you have a nigger to get stabbed to death by?

>>150668477
IDK exactly what Kittle has but I tore my gastrucnimius (calf muscle) just walking down the stairs last year.
Shit was terrible. I was laid out on my ass for like 2 months and couldn't get back to regular exercise for another month or two after.
Still feels a little sore every now and then too but so far nothing major.
Hope whatever happened to him is less severe but hammys suck becuase it starts to feel better so you go on a walk and then tear it again plus you feel like such a fucking invalid not being able to walk around

>>150668799
we prefer to watch them destroy their bodies via fighting in an arena setting....too bad they get paid for it nowadays

>>150668799
No.

lol wtfwt

>push CMC forward
why

>>150668853
>just walking down the stairs last year.

lel weakling

>>150668853
i dont understand why athletes dont stretch. you shouldnt push your body to the limit in the first game of the season. save it for games that matter

>>150668853
what sucks about these overtraining injuries is you basically don't feel anything beforehand except in hindsight it might've been a little sluggish

Pam Oliver's IQ is 75 at best.

lookin' like a pick

>>150668944
>stretch
why do you think they don't stretch?
>save it for games that matter
the first game is worth the same as the seventeenth

Ninerbros
:(

kek brack turdy

intercooption

>>150668944
think about how often they get DUIs...

>>150668986
If they stretched they wouldn't get hurt you retard

INT

PUURRRDDDYYYYYYYYY

Saw that coming a mile away purdy is too short for those throws

>>150669014
It's not a guarantee. It's simply a reduction in probability.

>>150669014
There's not ONE professional or minor League athlete who DOESN'T stretch, bud

>>150668986
but you risk missing the games in between. maybe they do stretch, but most guys' talent surpass theyre durability it seems

He seems nervous to step up in the pocket and run it himself.
I know he's never been known for his legs but after watching Mahomes and Hurts over the last few days it's pretty apparent that part of their game puts them in a different league than these mid guys like brock "drop a turdy" purdy.

>>150669048
pro wrasslin' and golf checking in, bro

kupp you bum

kupp washed damn

>>150669112
thanks for reminding me about kevin nash's blown quads

>>150669112
touché

>13 throws a pick
>Shanahan calls only 23 for the rest of the game
Uhh CMC fantasy bros...

>oatmeal and an NA beer for dinner
the fuck am i doing with my life

Hottake:

If you don't score after an INT/FUM then the INT/FUM should be wiped from the score card as it didn't matter.

>>150669316
clearly not having sex

>>150669316
not protein

>>150669367
>kodiak peak protein oatmeal with a scoop of whey
try again sweetie :)

>>150669367
didn't log the cum swallowed on myfitnesspal.com

>300 MILLION dollar QB
>Can't throw the ball
Anyways just go for it on 4th fuck Moody

Kek! We getting another Moody try here!?

>>150669389
shitty protein
>>150669398
excellent protein

kobe bryant?

shut down!

lol why is 21 screaming, they made the 1st down

>>150669444
Shanahan is clearly in his feelings
Moody missed a FG? No more FGs
Purdy threw a pick? No more pass plays

>>150669367
breh
Oats literally one of the best foods you can have, not just because of all the obvious nutrients it provides, but because it's one of the only foods that can transform your gut helth. Gut health is vitally important if you dont want brain fog, slothfullness or depression
Oatmeal is a hill I'll die on, they better quit putting weedkiller and chemicals in it

>doesn't even consider putting Moody on the field
Finally we're learning

damn

>>150669464
He's slow

grounding

>>150669504
offset lol

need a block here

>>150669454
too many DeMarcus Johnsons

Clench your assholes Bros.

OH NO NO

>>150669554
AND WE GOT ONE

Kill me

Who's fault was that?

PFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahaaa

fuck me

you fucking kidding me our stadium does the
>THHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR

For third downs now?

Moody cannot leave Seattle alive my fucking god

don't even let moody on the plane let him rot in seattle with all those troons

>>150669014
They stretch/warm up for hours before the game, on the field

LMFAO 49S AND THEIR SPIC FANS BTFO'D

shanahan big mad

>>150669571
not the kicker's, he was blanketed

At this point it's just plain comical. This is 100% on Fucking Kyle. You Fucking picked this dude to go into the season with.

Fuck you Kyle! FUCK YOU! If Moody is on the roster on Monday I'm absolutely Fucking DONE with this Fucking team!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

KWAB
W
A
B

>Field Goal No Good
4th & 2 at SEA 18

any good college kickers the niners can look forward to drafting next year?

How is this even fucking real right now!?

>>150669571
Great job on the Seahawks I think they did that a few times no?
Also, we were told that the Niners were going to have an improved special teams. Awful.

You know you can just laugh when things like this happen, right?
Like why get angry about it?
We all knew he was gonna choke. It's been a running joke that this guy is shit since the Cleveland game 2 years ago. So when he continue to come out and continues to shit the bed it's fucking funny.
I laughed desu

That's not on Moody is it?

Anyone wanna meet after the game at the Lynnwood Walmart off of 164th? We can take my bike off jumps in the parking lot

my njigba

>>150669644
Not the last one

>>150669645
They literally just told us about how Seattle's nobody Fucking kicker was 7/8 on 50+ FGs last year and Moody can't even Fucking make a chip shot.

>>150669688
njigaboo

has a team literally EVER forced a jump when they're just running the clock out?

>>150669644
Of course it is. His one job is to kick the ball and he couldn't get there fast enough.

Why are we still trying the Walker experiment. It’s failed

Our entire kicking unit is just trash. Shanahan's refusal to prioritize or even think about special teams is really biting him in the ass now.

>>150669743
Tell me this is your first year watching football without telling me

Ok 9er bros so in review
>Our 300 MILLION dollar qb is mid at best and Turdy at worst
>Our star players are either already out for the year or going to be out for the year within the next month
>Our defense looks the same (bad) as last year despite the fact we brought Saleh back
>We still have a man who cannot make field goals (and sometimes XPs!) as our kicker
Why exactly should I be optimistic again? Because we got the sympathy schedule? gtfo

>>150669743
I saw my Niners make ppl jump offsides a bunch of times but that was back in 22 I think.

>>150669671
>Lynnwood

Need a fumble right here

bruh

More Canadian TV.

FUCK

>>150669798
Defense is fine desu, shaky start but they've been keeping them in the game for a while now and will get better with more reps.

>>150669817
>not Lynnwood

>>150669735
Look what he did.

>>150669821
>why yes I do pay for cable
cringe desu

>>150669775
<1 ypc isnt good?

YEZ ZIR

>>150669798
still kinda holding the birds at bay while being a shitty team?

>>150669821
AINT NO WAY

Is Purdy Elite?

>>150669895
The neutered corpse of the Sneedhawks???

>>150669798

I dont get why teams pay so much for qb's that aren't for sure franchise guys if they haven't won a ring. I would just offer someone like purdy 120 max and if they dont want it walk away

>>150669895
us twelves suck thoughbeit

my canadian stream sounds like it's from the demon realm

>>150669798
The defense SHOULD get better because they're a bunch of rookies
I think Purdy has a an escape hatch clause after the 3rd, maybe the 2nd year.
Yeah Moody sucks ass.
Should we trade away Bosa to get first round picks?

>>150669943
There's a multitude of reasons teams don't do that.

>>150669946
>thoughbeit
nobody who can hold eye contact has ever said this word

>>150669943
because if they don't they're stuck with anthony richardson or will levis

i used to like the bucs. but being a mariner fan i might switch to the seahawks

the 9ers blocking stinks

>>150669954
>Should we trade away Bosa to get first round picks?
I'm not the GM and honestly I'm glad I'm not because it sounds like a terrible job.
I am not optimistic about this team in any way. If the decision was mine yeah I would trade everyone with a pulse, but unfortunately we just dropped a bag on "Win Now" mentality shit so I don't know that's the smart choice.'"
In a vacuum tho? Absolutely. Re-tool for the next generation we had a great run but it's clearly over now

Is san fran the whitest team in the league? Looks like they only ever have 2 blacks on the field per play

>4th down
They're not letting moody back on the field again, are they? lol

>3rd and 2
Let's Fucking run it into the middle of that 8 man front again.

>>150670033
I don't think he's even on the team anymore bro

Puni ded now.

>>150670006

I think I could live with that for a season.

I mean they are down by 3, why even Fucking have Moody on the team at this point if they never plan to try to kick another FG again? Is he just there to do kickoffs now?

Beautiful play calling right there
Touche Shanny

>>150670059
What Fucking happened to Puni!?

>>150670078
Because telling him to go to the locker room and pack his shit would cause a scene that wouldn't help us win this game.
He's done tho for sure

>>150670117
he was a healthy 49er
can't have those

>>150670117
all of our jobs got out sourced to them

brockward needs to put more mustard on that

SEND HIM OUT, THIRD TIMES THE CHARM

It's moody time!

loool

Imagine Purdy if he wasn't surrounded by weapons at ever position

phew

Kek... Here we Fucking go again...

never had a doubt

Moody almost missed that one too.

>>150670149
kek

C'mon MOODGOAT

Moody bros we are back!!
(I still hate you)

That was the kick of his life or the he would have been killed by the 9ers.

>>150670216

like like his days in carolina

Bro is gonna vindicate Ninja permanently.

>>150670117
Hurt but was able to walk off the field.
Now there's a rookie drafted in the 7th round filling in for him

He almost missed that kick

shoulda kept deebo just to slap doody around

HOLY FUCK PURDY SUCKS
>6,995,997,774,000.00 vietnemese dong

It's NEVER been more over, hawksies family. This is going to be a 3 win season.

The 49ers special teams suck so bad. We need to just start taking the touchback on kickoffs.

>>150670288
imagine thinking you could mr. third overall

>>150670288
I've seen enough, put in Lock.

dammit

>>150670312
beat*

Great throw Sam

>>150670317

its time to lock in

What the FUCK was that?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

YOU FUCKING RETARDS

WHY ARE YOU DOING TRICK PLAYS IN THIS SITUATION

ARE YOU FROLICKING RETARDED?

Lol that was cheeky
Ninerbros, our defense is looking decent so far.

>>150670182
Except they don't. Niners are top heavy with no depth. There are lots of gaps.

Ok let's get this win and go home bros

>>150670356
yes

>>150670370
It's better than expected but this isn't a particularly talented Seattle offense. Hopefully the defense keeps getting better next week.

lol why

Is Seattle's coach a manlet?

>

These niggas thinking they're Boise State.

>>150670352
>>150670356
Macdonald is a retard.

Offence can't do shit.

Again.

>>150670440
You're a defense first team again. Only you don't have Marshawn Lynch and Russell Wilson now.

>>150670440
>gay filename
>reddit spacing

DOINK
>>150670380
what do you mean "go home"? you are home, our tranny, homeless, shit filled streets....are YOUR streets

Purdy can't throw accurately.

Trent Williams might be done. He'll probably hold up for this season but it's likely the last time we can count on him.

INTERCEPTED

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

another intercooption

Offensive holding is so fucking annoying.

TWO HUNDRED SIXTY FIVE MILLION AMERICAN SMACKEROOS

Purdy bros...not like this

Turdy...

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

TUUUUUUUUUUUURDY
TUUUUUUUUUUUURDY
TUUUUUUUUUUUURDY

I’m sorry, but that was just a really really bad pass decision

>>150670527
He can, he's just getting too greedy. That play was never there but he wanted it because the offense needs a big play.

That’s trash

Wtf why did he chuck that shit

Purdy, what the fuck man.

>>150670530
Even at that state, he's our only O lineman worth a damn

Grant Cohn is going to have an Epic week this week with all this nonsense.

money well spent

INT

My ninies finna suck this season

the fuck was he thinking just get it close enough for moody to do his thing

purdy is hotter than darnold and that's all that matters

Throwing into 3 or 4 Seahawks defenders.

i can't tell if this is a great defensive game or they're just both ass.

>>150670572
It's not because he wasn't seeing the field, it was because of the Trent Williams holding call and he was feeling backed up. Instead of going out and executing the offense, he wanted to make a splash play. It's obviously bad but Purdy just needs to calm down.

>only 1 (you) all thread
I don't know if this semen slurping sport is for me

>>150670589
Lol. Stop listening to that rage baiting moron. Same with Lombardi. Larry Krueger is at least somewhat more neutral.

I literally don't understand that Purdy throw. Like what was even the thought process there? He wasn't rushed, that wasn't even a tight spot that was like a fucking blanketed receiver.

>>150670621
its ass all the way down

>>150670604
is he tho?

>6 minutes left on the 4th quarter.
Wtf I thought it was the 3rd

>>150670668
He got paid 300 MILLION dollars and believes his own hype
He was at his best when he was Mr Irrelevant

At least we can set aside our differences and admit both these teams are dogshit

>>150670668
I just fucking explained it
>>150670574
>>150670625
He was trying to win the game in one play. He needs to cut out the heroics and just throw it away if there's nothing there.

>>150670692
This is what happens with the run game, the clock actually runs.

>>150670697
i'll drink to that

>>150670692
Gonna be a long bread before Baltimore and the Bills bro

>>150670704
I'd like to insufflate methamphetamine and have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean

keep it moving

>>150670704
>>150670747
>>150670774
no enough meat

There aren't any bikini espresso stands near where I live... at least that I know of

Kittle : Out

Jennings: Out

Here we go again. Wash and repeat

>>150670789
You are crazy. What kind of fatasses are you looking for?

>>150670795
CMC is only a matter of time as well

This is game is going to end with a Purdy interception isn't it :(

>>150670792
Where do you live? They're all over Western Washington.
>>150670796

>>150670803
moody missed FG

Please win.

>>150670792
Do you live in the Pacific Northwest? That's where they all are.

>>150670803
I think it's funnier if it ends with another missed Moody FG

Jennings is also out with a shoulder injury btw

I paid for dazn gamepass because I wanted better quality than free streams

>>150670767
based haight street crackhead

>giving them the ball back with 3 minutes left
GG

>>150670789
found the southerner

we lead now

>>150670814
>>150670820
I'm near Redmond (but I'm not a pajeet or asian, I promise)

>>150670821
That's really lewd.

>>150670821
Oh damn, that's a nice, enhanced east asian lady.

>>150670847
wanna go to the everett applebees after this?

>>150670831
>based retard with no knowledge of the city

Got fucking greedy for a third int wtf

Does Stinky Reek kinda suck?

I seriously thought that was going to be intercepted

holyfuck that choke by the corner

Seahawks fucking up a 4th and 1 AGAIN

what's the appeal of bikini barristas?

Purdy doubters, apologize right meow

>>150670847
That's one of the few places that doesn't have bikini baristas, but damn, there are tons of asian hookers.

fucking hell, riq, you bum.

>>150670887
i'm gonna go with the tits and ass, more of an armpits guy myself though

>>150670888
I apologize I'm sorry I wasn't aware of his game

>>150670847
renton/maple valley is full of them

>>150670887
you can get a boner on the way to the office

>>150670891
hookers? tell me more. how much they charge? im so desperate im thinking about asking a single mom out at work.

>>150670888
I still think he needs to settle down. That was exactly the kind of hero ball he was trying to pull off on the interception, the play was just better designed this time.

>>150670887
They will give you really hot shows if you tip them just a little more than the actual drink.

>>150670888
checked

>>150670863
Sorry, I'm on a cut right now and already ate for the day.
Also, I'm not actually a Seahawks fan, I'm a transplant. I'm just in this thread because I put the game on TV.
>>150670891
I'm wondering if there might be any on the way toward Bellevue, Kirkland, or like Totem Lake
>>150670909
Thanks, maybe next time I go to the Ikea

>>150670906
why do girls love those freckles filters so much?

>>150670887
gooners got get their goon juice in the morning before work.

>>150670906
His game is he's mid
He makes some nice throws sometimes but he also throws some boneheaded picks
He looks good when he can check it down to Kittle and McCaffery and looks washed when he has to target 3rd stringers

>>150670888
ELITE

>>150670913
Ask out the single mom, she'll be hella grateful. The asian hookers are gonna cost you a few bills, but they definitely keep their bodies in amazing shape.

>>150670926
eurocentric beauty standards

>>150670863
>meet me at applebees

>>150670906
what's wrong with their noses? that's makeup making them look sunburned and piggy?

>>150670888
based trips, 9er fan here so no apologies needed.

>>150670957
>>150670925
you dont understand I have $150 in gift cars to applebees WE HAVE TO GO

It's over.

scooches ahead for the 1st down

>>150670971
I'll pull up to Applebees with you. We're gonna eat like kings on the eastside!

>>150670951
>Ask out the single mom, she'll be hella grateful.
Wills he though?

>>150670979
Not even close, the 49ers need a touchdown here because Moody is a 50/50 field goal at best.

is scooching allowed to gain more yards?

1st and goal coming up.

>>150670979
Don't underestimate my Ninies to blow this game

>>150671028
If you fall over and aren't touched yeah.

>>150670951
Where do you find these Eastside Asian hookers?

>>150671028
if they haven't been touched and it wasn't an intentional slide to go down yeah

>>150671008
See

>*takes deep breath*
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150671028
Yes, as long as the player hasn't been touched by a defender, that's still a live ball.

HE'S BACK

>>150670888
neverever.jpg

holy shit

JFC
What a disgusting looking TD
Go Ninies!

what a fucking catch holy shit

>>150662975 (OP)
If the Seahawks clearly don’t want to throw the ball at all today, why aren’t they playing Milroe? They’re not letting Darnold throw it at all today. Milroe can’t throw it but he can run.

tooooochdown

Holy shit that should have been an interception
Let's go Purdy bros!

hahahaha how was that not picked

>>150665636
BIG
COCK
BROCK

gotta be the luckiest throw of the game

>>150671044
There are internet forums for escorts.

I want Riq Woolen shipped out of town. He made one good play this whole game and 6 or 7 bad ones.

>>150671079
>seahawks lost the game
>why didn't they just lose harder?
are you stupid?

>play like shit all game and save your two good throws all day for the last drive
Brady 2.0

MOODY DID IT

damn it

Woolen disasterclass

FUCK

Plays like that are why Purdy got paid. There are like 5 QB's in the league who can do something like that.

>>150671104
It wasn't lucky, it was just Tonges making the play and not Purdy.

Darnold pick incoming.

fucking awful corner defense

fucking awful endzone defense

It's not over till some fat lady sings

>>150671137
Purdy put it up there for his big TE to get, wtf don't u get about that.

>>150671145
tell your mom to hurry it along then

>>150671134
That was a play made by the receiver. He practically grabbed the ball out of the DB's hands.

Is it happening? dare to dream?

>threw it up for grabs
he so brave (-_-)7

MINI DRAGON

Is Samnold elite?

Big Tongues!

Ninerbros...I don't feel so good

>>150671134
lol Purdy just threw a pick
the linebacker just misplayed it and the backup TE saved him

SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY

>>150671134
throw into the corners hands and then the tight-end bails him out?

plenty of time

>>150671164
receiver made a great catch, but Purdy extending the play and manipulating the rush to do it was elite. He also put the ball in a perfect spot.

wew

Dam, good pass. The 9ers coached up Sam something good.

njigba breakout alert

eagles legend bryce huff

darnold > purdy

>>150671184
this
he got Purdy lucky

alrighty just need a fg to go into OT

I fucking called it.

I hate my life and I want to die

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

His hand was going forward

>>150671184
>>150671190
nah that was a good throw and scramble drill, takes major balls to toss that. Most QB's just throw it away, Purdy trusted his guy and he made the play.

CAN WE STOP GIVING THE BALL TO KENNETH WALKER PLEASE? FUCK

BOOOOSAAAA

NICK BOSSSAAAAAAAAAAA

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

>>150671232
FUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

trade woolen

holy fuck

>>150671235
>takes major balls to throw picks

>

Bosa!!!

No wonder the Jets got rid of your bum ass

That are so many reasons that game shouldn't have been that close. Jake Moody is a major one.

>game ends on a Sam Darnold turnover
HOW SURPRISING
I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

fuck

Fair to say this was a dominant game by the 49ers defense?

At least we'll get a few years of valuable draft picks.

>>150671302
wow

>My Ninies :)
Holy shit what a fucking meme game.
Doesn't even feel like a win desu.

GG seahawks, cya Week 18

>>150671269
You a Hawks fan? You sound upset.

As a USC alumni, that was the ending I expected to that drive.

Xhehawksissies.. im bandwagonning the Pete Carroll Raiders. Sorry.

Purdy saved by defense
this year's story

he can't keep getting away with it!

>>150671300
Eh, the Seahawks offense isn't anything to write home about.

We'll find out what the defense is made of when they play the Cardinals in 2 weeks.

>>150671326
nope just laughing at someone going to bat for a mid QB like purdy

Grant Cohn massively rewriting his postgame article right now.

>>150671138
>>150671220
close enough

>>150671338
Same, I hope Pete gives the afc west the 'pac treatment.

Well we won. I guess.

>>150671368
LMAO fuck that rage baiting loser who doesn't actually know ball.

>>150671290
Reminds me of the Buccs game last year where Moody missed 3 kicks and Jennings and the defense had to have the plays of their life to prevent the OT

>>150671366
He isn't mid, he has broken efficiency records for a QB.

>>150671434
crazy how shit he looked today without all those All pro players he had to break those records. funny

>>150671407
Yes. That game was so weird and felt like a loss. That was the game that convinced me that we weren't going to make it to the play offs

>QBs look worse when their weapons are all dudes who have gotten far fewer reps in practice
NO WAI

>>150671477
Cry more. You lost

>>150671477
He didn't look shit. He had one really bad interception and that's it. He was good otherwise in a hostile environment against a very good defense.

>>150671672
>seahwaks
>good anything
LOLLLLLL

>>150671377

harbaugh is in that division now too so that chargers vs raiders rivalry might be getting a lot of attention this season

>>150671705
Their fans were hyping them up before the game lol

>>150671477
Yeah, he looked like the player of the game.

How crazy is it we talking about Jake Tonges. Dude was almost out of the NFL and here he is getting clutch first downs and making game winning TD catches that he rips away from the defender. Fucking wild.

Huh?