Thread 150663821

Little early but get in here lads

GO PACK GO

>>150664537
FPBP

.Anime

Here for my nigga big play Say
Go lions
Kill Andre Szmyt

Two tuddys for Gibbs today
Another for Jamo
Parsons won't do shit
3 sacks for hutch
31-14 Detroit

>>150663821 (OP)
lets goooo

Go pack go. Also I got that little Caesars 2 for $4.99 deal and now my stomach hurts. How do you fuck up pizza? Goddamn

Neither of these shit QBs could lace Danny Dimes cleats

Is detroit still dangerous to visit?

>>150664833
Sounds like you were born with a pussy instead of a stomach
Sorry bro
Perhaps filling your body with dick shaped foods will satisfy you

>>150664903
50% of the population is illiterate

>>150663821 (OP)
Hey I'm a Jets fan but I'm going to be rooting for the Lions this year I hope you guys welcome me aboard

My Eagles would booty blast both these shit ass teams.

>>150664903
Not really. All the violence is outside the areas you'd actually want to visit.

>>150664903
You tell me!

>>150664990
How TF did the former DC give you a good offense but shit defense?

>>150665099
So you don't know?

packbros anyone else nervous about special teams?

>>150664933
I dunno man I'm going with little caesars is dog shit at this point in time

Is Jordan Love Gay?

>>150665280
No and that's why he sucks

>It's a Romo/Nantz production
GET READY FOR KINO

What is everyone snacking on? I got some Cloverleaf here. Clover8 with sausage, peppers, onions, and bacon.

>Loui's>Bommarito's>Amar Pizza in Hamtramck (shit is dank AF)>Cloverleaf>Buddy's>Howie's>Jet's>Little Ceasars>dogshit>Dominos

>>150665321
Culver's

>>150665321
Two 16 inch 'zas

For me its Jake Bates
The best NFL kicker

>>150665321
Leftover pancakes from this morning.

>>150665321
Never had Bommaritos but your rankings are accurate. Well done anon-sama.

Cool state you have there

>>150665321
I just ordered taco bell

>>150665359
gross. culver's is fucking disgusting

>>150665321
Happys is better than all of those tbqhfam

>>150665424
It's not tho

>>150665424
Said the Pisshitgander

mental illness bros we are back

>>150665452
>happys
Post hand

>>150665403
It's in St clair Shores at Mack and 8mile. It's a badass pizza for, like, 7 bucks

Well Arnold still sucks

>paramount+ stream already dogshit
coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool

puckers btw

>>150665321
>>150665403
where does Supino rank?
>t. lifelong Michigander, new to Detroit living in midtown

>>150665424
Fag

>>150665507
fries floppier and softer than your dick

>>150665549
Tell me i have pretty hands, anon

>>150665552
I don't get over that way too often but I'll keep it in mind

>>150665359
Who are you rooting for, Rissa?

Dobbs out here looking like a Mushroom kingdom resident

>>150665618
I actually have never tried Supino. I go to Eastern Market at least twice a month and i still have never eaten there. im sure its great

>>150665321
amerifatbros... its time to stop....

>Lions vs Packers [NFC]
>CBS

My Kangz finna bootyblast both these shitters

My LOINS

>>150665618
>where does Supino rank?
I don't know the whole story but Supino dropped off hard and moved from their Eastern Market location to downtown.

I went back last year and their staff was nearly all black teenagers and the pizza was good but far from their peak.

If you're looking for NY style go see Fredi the Pizzaman its a bit of a drive and he's sold out by the early afternoon but worth it

>>150665452
Happy's is mediocre at best

game already over packers win

>>150665665
But he catching dat ball like a kang, nigga.

I got a bag of these yesterday and just opened it. I fear I cannot stop

>>150665321
I'm doing keto right now so I'm eating protein puffs and some dry roasted pecans. Nice little snack two and a half net carbs

>>150665722
holy shit would breed

Come on, Botans!

Time to watch my Pack and dig into this goodness

detoilet chimps

>Packers OL is a brick wall
Ruh roh

can't wait till every player is wearing these guardian caps lmao

Loloins already collapsing back into obscurity kek imagine that

>>150663821 (OP)
The Packers cannot run the fucking ball

>>150665841
those wings look dry

>>150665841
Holy based, I kneel

KRAFT

What happened to the "Hutch rule"

Streaming for anons, go lions

gg/eGA3Y2HmZ8

ELITE TD PASS

These fucking helmets man, lmao

Eat shit loins

Why did he throw that guy’s helmet?

Okay Love has no excuses now

Nice pass rush you have there loins

Anyone got a stream?

Reffie drive

>Tear opponents helmet off and toss it right in front of ref
>Big brain move right there

GO PACK GO
*dun dun din dun dun dun*
GO PACK GO

lions most delusional fanbase in the nfl no cap

nice fucking catch
go pack go

Love is mediocre. Packers need a huwhite QB again.

Lionsbros.... its already over

lmao what's wrong with those helmets

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

YEAH, WE EATIN KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE, NIGGA

>>150665959
Nigger mindset

>>150665993
Reffie post

Kraft with the mac cheesy snag

3 and out with a Parsons sack on 3rd would be kino here

>>150665957
get a fubu subscription you cheap bastard

>>150665841
>We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
Literally seek help

where's aaron

>>150665424
Name 3 better fast food burgers

>>150665957
Its on CBS

I don’t care who you are this is just straight up disrespectful

The rest of the season can go downhill but it can't take away how FUCKING BACK I feel right now

>>150666012
Nigger

Damn Za'Darius Smith would have been good to have there for the pass rush

>>150666051
probably getting fucked in the ass

>>150666084
Reffie

>>150665957
See
>>150665925

>>150665871
Yeah, I got them on discount. Worth it

>>150666061
cook out, in n out, savvy sliders

>>150665321
howies can be bumped down on that list

ever since buddys was bought out its almost caesars tier which if in michigan is shit out of state caesars isn't that bad or its nostalgia

but louis and clover leaf are up there
if feeling fun pizzacat tho.

>>150666104
Looking forward to the next chimpout

Lions QB is literally me

>>150665841
Lose weight fatass

>>150666168
A loser?

yeah that's a pressure

JJ McCarthy will bootyblast both of these teams

Why does the game look blurry and washed out as fuck?

JA RED GOFF
JA RED GOFF

ENTER

Lions shit again

Wew

Micah Parsons.

>>150666215
Rude

Is jack fox the best nfl punter? Many are asking

>>150666283
its the jews fault

Jared Goof is a Ben Johnson babby

Just got here, how's it been?

detoilet’s window is closed and shut

Nice play calling

Detroit’s window has closed.

>>150666326
Where is this? Looks extremely comfy

>>150666332
but that's not their name

>>150666354
Post the tummy

Topkek, looks like My Packers are all grown up :) sorry detoilet

I find it so fascinating how europe and america is almost opposite when it comes to fans. Lions fans and Packers fans spread around the entire stadium next to each other, no trouble.

Put a couple of ultras next to each other in a stadium in europe and it's raganarok.

We have hooligans here who goes to see games every single weekend to pick fights and get it out of their system, and then they are somewhat adjusted people on the week days.

When americans goes to stadiums its peaceful, outside of the stadium is where the fighting goes on instead.

I don't feel good Lions bros...

>this is gonna be a blowout
looks like the Lions' window is finally closed.

>>150666136
I'll give you in n out. Its on par....but THIS?!

This looks like absolute trash

Can you hear that? That’s the sound of a window closing.

>>150666360
Seems like you understood

>window closed
You will all have an apology form to fill out by the end of this game when my Lions end up winning

>>150666411
Packers season tickets take literal decades to get, nobody is risking that

>>150666421
nah, its good

>>150666411
We have something to lose by going to jail over a sporting event, unlike the average yuropoor.

I don't think the Lions window is open any more

Don't blink Packers.

>>150666411
We're there to watch a game, which you can't do when you get thrown out.

I can't stand Tony Romo. He doesn't think before he talks and is just so distracting

>>150666485
Based antivaxmaxxer giga chud
Based indeed

>>150666518
She looks like one of the models on the Internet in the early 2000s. Not the Super famous models but the young models that used to be on the shady websites I don't remember their names

>>150666485
I'm actually happy for him. The Jets fucked him over

good block Jacobs

>>150666518
that's PAM?!?!?!?!?

>>150666485
>bustin feeldz
>beating Rodgers
Pick 1

The lions offense was carried by Ben Johnson

*problem?*

>>150666518
I hate time

>>150666592
We'll see tomorrow night

The Lions look terrible!

Are the Lions dbs just taking a day off or

>>150666593
based golf

>>150666050
Yeah ngl this, I mean I am glad you're having fun but fuck. Sometimes I wonder why people are so stupid then I get a window into it like this pic.

i cant remember the last time the loins had a capable secondary...

>>150666608
We’re seeing today

>>150666636
Delete this

>Jared Goof
>Dumb Cantball
>Aiden Cuckinson
>Poonei Sewell

How are the lions

>>150666668
>one possession
>it's literally over
it's over

time to eat my corn

Love's accuracy isn't great and his decision making is even worse

Mid QB

>trinity
>Jared letto
>guy from American horror story
>downgrade from daft punk to nine inch nails
Grim

Wow, remember when loin fags tried to convince people losing their OC and DC, and a bunch of players wouldnt matter?
4th in the division.

>>150666696
7 or 8 win team this year

>>150666696
Detroit can't win with these cats.

TPD
TND
TKD

>>150666719
>black QBs

I believe that losing both coordinators is a bigger problem than we were initially lead to believe

>>150666719
I liked when Tony said he’d be in the MVP conversation then he immediately missed an easy 5-yard throw.

>>150666715
It was over before it ever began, detoiletbro.

>>150666763
Based goodboy

Tron looks like shit but my mommy still looks good

>>150666781
maybe matt patricia can come back and be a massive disappointment all over again

>>150666781
Glenn allowed a 40 year old qb to score 4 tds on him.

>>150666582
PAMN?

>$129 for a jersey
jesus christ

>>150666815
that was mean

oh no no no

>>150666844
PAM!

>>150666781
>>150666831
He's also 99% of the reason the defense got nuked to bits last season

Someone explain to me how its thins fucking hot in northern michigan in SEPTEMBER, yet global warming is not real somehow. Make it make sense

For me, it's Geoff Rowley darkslide

>>150666822
man can you imagine the stank on that cunt?

>>150666924
Retard I'm in mid michigan and it's 65 you autistic dummy

>>150666869
Have you been asleep the last 4 years?

I feel like Gibbs is the only Lions player who consistently does good regardless of the situation

>>150666924
It's been unusually cold here in Wisconsin lately, almost like it's more complicated than that

I thought this game was supposed to be close. Why is it already 10-0?

So Ben Johnson was the reason

>>150666822
she looks fucking awful

bad challenge, that's a catch

nice fucking catch amon-ra

How the fuck was that ruled a catch?

>>150666518
Still tite

>>150667007
Johnson never threw or caught a pass in his entire life

>>150666972
in the playoff game last year he was the only Lions player on offense who looked good. so disappointed to see that we've only gotten worse

>In 1922, the New York Times reported that Henry Ford had made large financial donations to Adolf Hitler's political campaign in Bavaria. Upton Sinclair, in his book The Flivver King, stated that Ford's contributions had amounted to no less than $70,000. Hitler openly praised Ford and had a large portrait of him hanging in his office.
Uhhh, based department?

>>150667041
man can you imagine the stank on that cunt?

Unless he dropped it when he went down or something, that's definitely a catch. Both feet were in

>>150667041
mommy

>>150667036
>Both feet in bounds
>catches ball
Simple as

I picked the Packies to win before Parsons went there

you WILL watch the jason kelce commercials and you WILL be happy

>>150667041
god tier mommy

>>150667077
A lot of people where sympathetic and admiring of what was happening in Germany leading up to the mid-thirties but of course that's all memory-holed now

why are americans like this?

>>150667069
ydkb
he was a qb at UNC

>>150667091
yeah but you gotta understand...Green Bay cheats and gets butthurt whenever someone does something great, even when they are winning.

So this is business as usual. They'll lose the challenge and all the packers faggots in this thread will lose their minds and then life will go on.

>>150667098
I mean in real time it looked nothing like a catch. The slow mo tells a different story.

Jake bates will break the longest FG record this year with a 70 yarder
Screenshot this

>>150667124
detoilet residents don’t exactly count as people

>>150667124
He misspelled wife

>>150667152
nobody lost their mind anon...

>>150667124
I'd give him my wife, but life is too far.

>>150666593
she hapa?

>>150667124
you're the one browsing reddit you limpwristed faggot

>>150667124
you're on reddit what did you expect

>>150667183
the real people live in grosse pointe

Why are football challenges so retarded? Baseball managers are usually pretty spot on for when to challenge

Where do the hot women with big boobs and low standards live?

Travis Kelce got punked on national television. White boys are pathetic

>>150667195
nope, but green bay lost a timeout

>>150667203
Yes she hapa my dick

>>150667124
you’re still trying to recover from that Ohtani post. We won’t forget.

>>150667129
lost again
how does it feel?

>>150667228
The nursing home

>>150667207
what’s so gross about it

>>150667232
???? story ????

>>150667228
Mexico

>>150667267
nothing, its literally the white side of town

>>150667228
Choose 2

September games in Lambeau just feel wrong

>>150667256
you said he’s never thrown or caught a pass, this is moving the goalposts. Which I’m sure detoilet trannies are quite accustomed to doing by now.

>>150667315
I choose the 2 big ones

>>150667207
The people who live on the east coast are mobsters, diamonds in the rough, or swamp people and there's nothing else

>>150666924
Skill issue. 75 and blue skies where I am

Refbros we are eating GOOD in thr neighborhood

lions brought their reffies

So gay, that shouldn't even be a 10 yard penalty

>women refs
KWAB

Do you drink more when your team is winning or losing?

>>150666931
Based Question

>taunting gets a 15yd penalty
>the very next play they try to taunt again
Fascinating behaviour.

>>150667415
yeah but can you imagine the stank on that cunt tho?

>>150667434
yes

faggot officiating befitting of faggot teams

My slot merchant :')

>>150667451
Green Bay always thought the rules didn't apply to them.

>Detroit's education is among the worst in the United States, with a 21% overall graduation rate and 49% adult illiteracy rate.
Kek sounds like a great place to live

I'm a homosexual Vikings fan. Is it alright if I post in this thread?

>>150667358
dummy the point was that he wasn't the one making the plays on the field when he was OC, players make the plays
and to boot yeah he literally didn't play in college, was a 3rd string bench jockey

>>150667521
still better than green gay

>>150667434
Yes

Game's gone. The money is trying to sanitize their pet monkeys and it's going to backfire

>>150667451
Taunting often isn't a physical thing in the NFL is code for saying certain naughty words.

>Goff: 7/7
Just got here, why are they losing?

>>150667434
This the thread?

>>150667557
Is this the thread?

>>150667526
No

>>150667526
You can just say vikings fan

>>150667582
>>150667581
But of course

>>150667573
>7/7
>but 21 yards
You usually need two data points to start to draw a conclusion

Goof is costing them the game

>>150667573
All of his passes are checkdowns and they can't run the ball

Pinch and roll still the undisputed goat of nutsack scratching techniques

>>150667573
Detroit can't handle those Green Bay cats.

>>150667526
Is /gym/ still a thing?
Hang out with the pedos and cheerleaders?

>>150667124
>Reddit
>swede
Why are YOU like this

>>150667627
Retard alert

>>150667623
>>150667633
>>150667644
Kek. Looks like I was right that Goof is a bum

greetings fellow NFCN chads.. SKOL ;)

>>150667573
Because their run game is trash outside of Gibbs being able to make something out of nothing occasionally

9 minutes for a field goal. Are we back to the 2016 Lions?

>>150667655
On planet retard maybe

I wish I could marry a girl from Minnesota (white)

>>150667693
based /hoc/ chad
don't worry October is almost here

>>150667551
So the blame for the Washington loss should be put on goof, laymo and the teacup defense.
Got it, I agree!

I'm going to the gf store at halftime. Anyone need anything?

>>150667683
They have growing pains with 2 new coordinators figuring things out
They will be fine.

GO AWAY VIKINGS FANS

MENTAL ILLNESS BROOOOOOOOOOS

My sister is a HUGE Packs fan. Say hi

>>150667673
I still can't believe you guys are putting all your hopes on JJ Mccarthy.

>>150667701
Best I can do is an obese somali

>>150667639
I only do that when I'm out of the house. Reaching down your pants and scratching is obviously the best, but not practical in all situations.

Holy fuck lions secondary sucks

>>150667693
>>150667725
/hoc/ runs /sp/
My Jackies :)

>>150667701
Good luck finding one in the sea of somaliapes

Alright Jordan
LAMBEAU LEAAAP

Future HoFer esque throw

Holy fuck I massively overrated the Lions

My vikies would booty blast both of these shit teams

>>150667745
Its afraid, and it should be

MY BOY LOVE IS COOKIN EM

>>150667765
always has

>>150667526
why did you say vikings fan twice?

DRAGON

Kek what a shitshow.

Wtf is that goofy helmet

I'm rock hard right now

Lions will be last in the nfcn

Lions are back to zero defense

some of y'all have horrible streams
please be aware you can get this game on antenna across nearly the entire nation

Jordan Love elite status?

>>150667765
They’re dirty play merchants

I know its week 1 but Lions defense fell off a cliff woof

NFL ON NOTICE

Lions are SO washed

what the fuck

what is that spaceballs helmet

>2 play drive for a tuddy
Lmao Detoilet is finished

>>150667778
Make that 2 in a row :^)

Lions over/under 4.5 wins

TOO EASY

>team healthy
>still suck

Mojo gone. Lions back to 8 wins

>>150667727
no that was aaron glenn for completely checking out and leaving his defense to languish

>>150667831
I'm on paramount and still getting spoiled by the thread

Was that an angel helmet on Dobbs? Should be mandatory, they all look like little toys on the field.

I'm genuinely astounded. The Lions really were just their coordinators

loins

>getting beat by Jordan "Man" Love
Here's the lions I know

Detoilet will go 2-15

lions are fucking shit kwab
>>150667800
its the guardian cap, guess they're letting players wear it in actual games now

>>150667817
>last in the nfcn
Bears. Caleb Williams gonna shit the bed this season. It's gonna be funny

time is a flat circle

based lambeu leap boomer rubbing his elbow on the loins fans titties

END RACISM
IT TAKES ALL OF US

>>150667744
What's her OF?

>>150666450
>

>>150667729
Yeah, give me some of that stuff, uuuuuuuh what's it called? We used to eat it all the time back in the day.... Oh yeah! Pussy!

>>150667901
>END RACISM
no

>>150667862
get an antenna faggot kys

>>150667745
He's definitely unproven, i hope he works out but we didn't put all our eggs in one basket, we picked up Wentz too

>>150667831
Everyone is watching Redzone, then coming to the thread to laugh at us

>>150667860
But I thought Aaron Glenn/Ben Johnson aren’t the ones making plays?

>>150667924
I live in a valley.

>>150666411
You faggots need a license to watch TV. USA is superior in every single facet of life lmao

Fun fact joe rogan is actually from detroit

>>150667925
>start JJ
>he's bad
>bring in Wentz
>quadriplegia 4 minutes in
>have to bring JJ back

>>150668018
go outside then the fuck you doing on 4chan

>>150668032
Everyone liked that

SELF DESTRUCTED LIONS

>>150668018
>Virgin valley peasant vs the chad hill noble
I do say I enjoy my free American football watching.

I'm sorry, but did the Lions already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Lions are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFC North for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in week 1. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Lions are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Lions wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Lions topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

I don't get the 6 7 meme

>>150667988
still gotta do your job

Lions window closed?

>>150668068
Loins thought they could smoke meth just once, then put it down.

>>150668043
That's not fun

>>150667228
Ferndale but they're trannies.

>>150668070
I'm enjoying the game free too.

im 29 years old

am i too old to understand the "6 7" thing? i have shoot watched a FULL explanation video on the meme and cant comprehend it. all the little kids at my community pool are shouting it 24/7 and hysterically laughing

am i finally old?

Lions get a TD on this drive and don't give the Packers any time left and then get the ball back to start the second half. I like it.

>>150668098
you detoilets really do use every cope in the book huh

>>150668100
Slammed shut and locked

Goff is way too dependent on the run. FUCKING PASS THE BALL YOU GOOFY FUCK

>>150668080
Makes sense if you are 15 or older.

>>150668080
Its idiotic zoomer shite. When someone says 6 7, it means that person "ATE", which means they ate it up, or did great. Its nig speak

>>150668105
I moved back to Detroit and Ferndale going full tranny was disappointing

>>150668100
Closed? That shit slammed shut

83 million to jameson williams to not even use him is wild

>>150668100
>window
It's a brick wall.

>>150668155
Ferndale is quickly transitioning (no pun intended) from gay town to black town

>>150667901
LOVE TRUMPS HATE
FOOTBALL IS GAY
WORSHIP NIGGERS

>>150668124
I have no clue what you are even talking about. Get on my level.

>>150668153
I'm a zoomer and I've never even heard of this, I'm almost 30 though

This is why I laugh at anyone saying the Lions were going to be good this year. I would be shocked if they win more than 8 games.

>>150668153
But 7 8 9?

>>150668124
Italian brainrot is just as baffling
It's like teh penguin of d00m but somehow mainstream and not weird goth kid shit

Lmao Packers ain't finna get that ball back

>Quay Walker makes a terrible read and pursues the already covered WR instead of the guy he's supposed to cover
>Lions OC exploiting the 70 IQ retard
>Absolutely devilish

>>150668072
Based

>>150668043
he's from boston

>>150668264
Goth is cool

It's Goff Time

>>150668277
They need to send the doctor on the field.

>>150668304
Boston ROCKS
Our pizza is the best

Love giving massive cushion.
STOP PLAYING TO NOT LOSE

>>150668100
indubitably.

>>150668178
I haven't seen that but I'm only there for the occasional grocery. I've seen tons of troons though.

>>150668346
describe a boston style pizza

>>150665722
No?

>>150668136
yes of course, we love the lions

INTERCEPTED

its over lions bros

If you want to beat the Packers, just call slants and crossers like it's Madden. No one can cover interior

G O O F Y
O
O
B
E
R

>>150668439
Kek

goof

>>150668416
kek, I wouldn’t if I were you.

alright then

It was not Goff Time

christ almighty wtf were the cowboys thinking

>>150668390
They call it a pie anon.

>G O O F
>O
>O
>F

>>150668390
No.

THATS NOT A CATCH

>>150668439
lol

Hey Lions fans were the two years of relevancy worth it?

>>150668443
>>150668446
>>150668449
faggot ass stream watchers

GOOF

Parsons gets pressure every play

They legit look like the 2016 Lions. Just long ass drives that end in nothing then defense gives up points every drive.

it seems as though the goof has goofed

GoOoOoOoOf

>>150668491
yes

WHITE CORNERBACKS

>rebel rebel in millet shite commerical
bowie would have never let this happen if he was alive

>>150666621
This is almost word-for-word what my mom texted me

>>150668475
>Jerry Jones
>Thinking
lol
Lmao

>>150668469
natural to have allegiance to the team you grew up watching no matter what

>>150668523
"White"

uhh goofbros? this isn't looking good

>Doof Campbell
>Jared Goof

>>150668497
Be mad at dan campbell, not stream watchers

kek Dallas let that man go

>>150668557
Campbell just gambled and won on a 4th down, problem?

Reggie white knew how to speak hebrew, he knew too much that's why he mysteriously died

>>150668489
Don't talk about your mother that way

What the fuck happened to our offense?

WASHED BUM
>WASHED BUM

Wisconsin is a nice place to live

>>150668581
How many points did that get them?

>>150668581
>Campbell just gambled
Yea, he drew up a passing play for Goof

I like Morton
Every WR is just standing still on the field when the ball is thrown.
Amazing play design!

Luv me packies

Are the real Detroit Lions, dare I say, back

>>150668607
>>150668611
Kek mad

>>150668557
>>Doof Campbell
oh my god, that is so funny because his name is Dan and dan and Doof both start with a D and doof rhymes with goof, which is what we call Jared Goff hahahahahah oh man, what a funny comment

>High IQ
What did Romo mean by that?

I'm totally fine with the Packers winning, but I'm going to need the Lions to expose some of their weaknesses before this gets out of hand.

>>150668604
based midwest smartypants

>>150668602
.

>>150668527
Based mom ball knower

>>150668634
yea

>>150668604
fuck off we're full

>>150668538
I know I’m just talking shit

>>150668615
Mental illness: the post

Lionsissies...how do we cope???? I've tried to dilate to take my mind off the game but it's not working :(

>going backwards
KEK

>>150668604
why do the places with the most non whites have the lowest iq?
seems racist

>>150668674
>faggot packie being a faggot
many such cases

>>150668634
>duuuude sonic and knuckles lol
kys

Whelan is ELITE

Why the absolute fuck are you returning that?

these loins fellas aren't very good

Looks like the sunday hangover is going to be pushed into Monday

>>150668503
parsons has been lowkey pretty good so far

>>150668670
me too brother

Detroit has an ugly, hideous skyline ruined by that one cluster of buildings.

ELITE level coping by Campbell

Dan Campbell needs to stop drinking gasoline

>>150668750
why change the formula?

DAMN MAN WE'RE JUST PLAYING BAD WE KNOW WE SUCK MAN ITS NOT LIKE WE DONT KNOW WE GOTTA GO IN AND TALK ABOUT IT MAN WE PREPARED FOR THIS MAN WE'LL GET IT RIGHT MAN NOW LETS GO

Lion's coach mogs

The rah rah I'm Dan Campbell shit only works if you're winning, just sounds gay otherwise.

>>150668634
I'm just watching the mad genius at work.
Looks kind of doofy to me. But he's a big muscle head guy, so he's cool.

I wouldn't be disappointed if Micah Parsons and Jayden Daniels somehow snapped each other's necks on Thursday.

ok going to /pol/ for halftime, anything you guys want me to bring back?
have a few racisms I haven't shared yet

>my first Packers game
>vs the Niners
>Pack fan next to me in hot dog line says to Niners fan
>try to not suck any dicks on the way back to your seat

>>150668669
If you were smart, you would point people to mill-e-wah-que. It is such a vibrant, colorful city!

Hey goof throw to Laymo you retard, I want the fantasy points

I was gardening outside on the east coast and just heard a deafening sound. It sounded like a window slamming shut so hard the glass broke.
Is this is it Lions bros? Will you be telling your grandkids about this (now past) era in 2065?

>>150668750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXXt48oQ8BY

>>150668780
You do realize literally nobody wins every single game right?
Are you old enough to be posting here Bruce?

>>150668802
Some image macros as to why pan-Arabism always fails thanks m8

>>150668802
could you please tell the indian shills and spammers that Thomas Massie is the GOAT, also try to teach them how to use a toilet

>>150668816
ngl i laughed my ass off at this

>>150668816
based shitpackers enjoyer

Guys I quit drinking this year. 3 gallons of tequila a week to 0 and all it took was 1 seizure and 1 week in ICU hopped up on a benzo drip and Ativan.
I ain't ever going back!

>>150668841
holy cope

>>150668816
extremely ironic considering pucker fags have the most insatiable thirst for nigger sperm

>>150668841
>rah rah I have to stay away from school zones that's why I'm asking your age pretty please cute handsome foreign boy

WTF Lions, get your shit together!

>>150668816
kek based packers chad fuck the faggy whiners

Dan Cantball confirmed for coordinator baby

>>150668883
pussy. i drank 7 beers last night and a little whisky. it was dope as fuck,

>>150668780
It’s all he can do
he’s arguably the highest paid cheerleader in the country

>>150668883
yeah bud you had a problem, probably would have drank yourself to death if you didn't stop. glad you're here with us brother

Goff can’t run and it pretty much puts a cap on the Lions offense, nfl defenses went from having easy gameplan to stop rushing QBs to now having easy gameplans to stop pocket passers- crazy how the tables have turned

How's the Lion?

>>150668841
I don't get how Lions fans ever forgave him for what he did in the NFCC two years ago. That's some real happy to be there shit. Most fanbases would've lynched him.

>>150667207
Many of those people are very fake.

>>150668848
sorry bruv it's only frogs and twitter screencap ragebait threads lately, but I'll see what I can do
>>150668872
I nuke the I*dian meme flag spam faggots every chance I get, I'll tell them you sent me bro

>>150668982
>>150668982
New

>>150668975
i live in the farms and I'm not fake

>>150668973
>for what he did in the NFCC two years ago
Bro the entire team reverted into amateur level retards in the 2nd half, it was unbelievable
Dropped passes left and right, brick hands, and weird acts of God like the doink off the facemask immaculate reception
It was just our time to feel that pain I guess, just don't think it was DC's fault

>>150668898
That's you