Thread 150668126

Steelers win 34-32!

My Bucsies :)

Steelers will get bounced in the WC like clockwork

Micro Penis Jr.
That's his name, it really is!

>>150668162

falcons fans RAGING in the gamethread was classic

FIRST FOR SUCK

>Lions players were begging to face the Eagles in opening weekend
>They're currently getting demolished by the Packers
lmao

Anime

Glad for the win. Pissed Bowers might have a blown out knee

BAKIN ON EM

>>150668209
>2 score game
>demolished

fucking dolphins

WHEN I SAY SOPHOMORE, YOU SAY SLUMP!

READY?

SOPHOMORE!

>>150668223
I was never hopeful. I expect that they were be mediocre and expected nothing special. But whatever.

>90% of athletes are black
>90% of engineers are white
I wonder why

>>150668247
Based

Is Mayfield the new Favre?

who goes on top of mahomes mountain

>>150668282
Should probably win a super bowl first before he gets that designation

>>150668235
They already said he’s good and he’ll be back for week 2

You turn around and see this, what do?

>>150668260
?

>>150668260
they hyped his ass up all offseason

>>150668126 (OP)
the killer bs are dead and yet they live

wtf happened to Bryce Young? He seemed to be turning a corner last year

Thoughts?

>>150668270
K, keep me posted

>>150668332
get my body in front of the ball and absorb it like im taking a bullet, safely go to the ground and dont fight for .001 YAC like a retard and fumble (most NFL receivers cannot do this)

>>150668303
Based.

>>150668368
Still irrelevant

>>150668332
I catch it, breaking multiple fingers in the process, then immediately drop to the ground and wait to be downed. I announce my retirement and spend the next 40 years telling the story

>>150668336
>up by only 4 against the worst team in the league
?

Reminder that Temujin is an autistic 6 foot 215lbs latina Raiders fan living in northern California and my wife!

>>150668332
Celebrate and eat horse shit off the street like any other Philly fan would!

still havent seen the puka highlight yet, but they said hes back in on redzone.

>>150668368
Kino Geno has always been /ourguy/

>>150668402
Sounds like you're gonna end up coaching a rag tag pee-wee football team

Daily reminder any NFC East QB could tear up your division if he played in it. Steel sharpens steel. NFC East is the hardest division year after year.
See: Daniel Jones

>>150668410
>6 foot 215lbs latina Raiders fan
unreal breeding stock if true. god i am fucking erect

>>150668257
>betting on tua turndaballova

FUCK DALLASS
FUCK GNATS
FUCK IGGLES

HTTR

Lions?

>the loins are dogshit without Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn
LMAO

>>150668522
HTTC you racist chud

Texans should be down 21-6.
Highly overrated. The under 9.5 total wins is free cash. Thanks toxins

>>150668502
It was Tua or Daniel Jones ffs.

>>150668410
Wait, this doesn't add up. Latinas don't get that tall.

Thanks for the free owl Jerry! :)

My boy Flacco just needs more time. You'll see.

>>150668584
Always bet on the team where an important figure passed away.
Clots had to win week one for Irsay bro, come on.

Lost in all the hoopla about Geno Smith's hot start in Vegas is that the Colts D stuffed completely Ashton Jeanty (who got 21 touches)
Geno Smith hit up Brock Bowers and Jakobi Meyers for 100 a piece

>>150668450
steel is sharpened with stones you dumbass

>>150668589
>still gonna get swept by the kangz

>>150668332
Push his tush

The bronkeks gave up an FG in the last 15 seconds

PATRIOTS FANS LICK MY ANUS

>everyone is dogpiling on Pooa Turndaballova
You love to see it. Flores won bigly.

Who ya got? Is it already a GOTY candidate in the making?

>>150668738
tua would never

>>150668747
Ravens give Allen a career ending injury

>>150668708
why does he look like he sacrifices human beings to look the way he does?

>>150668628
Well I THOUGHT it was good value to take the Dolphins and didn't expect them to be so shit

>>150668746
LMAO! FUCK TUABRAINSCRAMBLEFOOA!

FUCK THE KIWI NIGGER AND BAHAMA NIGGER! BITCH NIGGERS DON'T KNOW BALL!

>>150668757
Why? You've known all along that Jared Goff needs everything to be perfect or he turns into trash. It happened under Jeff Fisher, it happened early on with the Lions, of course it'll happen now.

Good game, Jets. The Steelers Volatile Pendulum of Luck did not swing in your favor today. We have to lose to the Patriots now because of this.

>>150668708
His age is finally starting to show. Took long enough.

>>150668357
Turns out he's still a midget that anyone in this thread could heem

So the Packers are clearly winning the Super Bowl. Who will represent the AFC?

>Deboo is fat and old....
kek

>>150668879
bungles

>>150668879
Raiders.

guys i'm starting to think tua is not a hall of famer

At the half, Love has thrown for 2.22 times the passing yards that Goff has

>>150668223
Why isn't the News covering this?

Daniels and Pooa out

>>150668879
Bills or Ravens

>>150668900
lol. lmao

>>150668223
I don't think this is funny

AFC East will be 0-4 tonight

>>150668522
>FUCK DALLASS
Basedo

Purdy please

It took 30 years but we finally made it Fieldsbros!!

>>150669023
>MBV
Wtf Justin Fields is based?

>>150668917
why would they? that's some local news shit

>>150668196
I heard you guys need a QB

Another weather delay

>highest scoring differential in the league
Kneel.

>>150669040
God I hope you're not this dumb

>>150669044
god the only qb more injury prone than tua. Honestly I want to see ewers. what the hell at this point

>>150668917
No politics or I bring up the history of little saint Jaime's that I've personally seen is which is 5 miles away
Take it to pol

>>150669063
>doesn't know that the Goodell weather machine is fully operational for this season

>>150669080

Caps exist in space
Caps generate heat
That is impossible.

>dad retrieved from airport
now i can drown my sorrows

>>150668917
Agree with the sentiment but not here

Say his name

Colts winning the owl. Screenshot this

Hope you enjoyed your 15 minutes Lions fans

You didn’t even get an owl appearance out of it

LMAO

>>150669208
Decarlos Brown

>>150668917
Uh, this is /sp/ not /pol/

>>150669208
Tua Turndaballova

>>150669208
Turndaballova

>named thro pix
>throws picks
Pottery

Thread always dies in late window

>>150669224
cute

Glad the Dolphins got their trap game out early. MFs really overreacting to week 1.

Can’t wait to drink packqueer tears by the gallon when Goff turns this around in the 4th

>thro pix
Did the kiwi kill himself yet?

>>150669140
>>150669238
Sorry, I was upset. Deleted

Go Team!

MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

Nix flicks picks

>>150669293
>Lions getting BTFO
>Broncos fraudchecked

He gone

>>150669256
people are too drunk or half the people dont want to think about football.

>>150669286
this gotta be a shitposter troll right?

bros kittle is OUT (per ian rappaport) for 5-8 WEEKS with a hamstring injury

i took him and purdy in fantasy.

should i send kittle to the IR and drop purdy, and switch to Herbert and Quentin johnson as a duo next week???

>>150669333
trips confirm

>>150669256
Watch the morning games, fall asleep on the couch, catch the end of the afternoon games, and then watch evening game

>>150669286
This is political campaign manager seeing poll where his employer candidate is down 20 points style cope

>>150669208
Headbasher Mountaingoat

>>150669354
Lol. My dad had Bowers, Xavier Worthy and the Eagles defense

Giant fans look like fools thinking Danny Derps was the problem. Meanwhile Danny Derps is lighting it up as a colt, while the Gnat's offense is as anemic as ever with yet another QB change. The offensive line stinks.

>>150669409

I love week one.
He will obviously lead then to the owl

>>150669286
Nah man
It's ova

>weather delay steps into your path
Nothin personal blackcatbros.
...But seriously, send Bryce to another team. Your shithead ownership is going to kill him.

>>150669286
BASED and truth
It's one game bros

>>150669469
>>150669459
let me entertain if this true. AFC east is shit outside buffalo so I think those games will be closer. But tua is fucking done. We need to tank

>>150669401
JUST.

>>150669460
Who's a worse owner, Khan or Tepper?
They are both bottom 5

Did ya screencap it, /nfl/?

>>150669434
The point isn't so much about Derps. The Gnats offensive line is bad and they think getting a new QB was/is going to fix everything. "I'm do glad I never have to see Danny Derps play for the Giants" was the mentality for Giant fans this season. They are in for a rude awakening.

>>150669409
I turned the game off at halftime and watched baseball but the fact that the cuckmanders didn’t end the game 41-6 is a spiritual win and a sign of good fortune for Philadelphia and the front runners in the other NFC divisions. That gnats team looked like one of the worst NFL teams I’ve ever seen. Dak and the cowboys would have put up 50 on them easily. Jayden isn’t Him.

Pooa Hasdiarrhea

>>150669409
Don't forget Saquon. There will be a mass firing soon of Executives

>>150669545
>allocating even a single millibyte of hard drive space to a bongpost
Lmao, even

>>150669545
I DIDN'T LISTEN

Friendly reminder that there's an NFL player named Storm Duck.

>>150669542
stephan ross

there's nobody to tank for

Is Cam Ward a bust yet?

We used to have a shitposter here that swore Tua was better than Herbert, kwab! (Kek what a Bahamian)

>>150669621
>arch manning was mentioned in the thread

>>150669401
Eagles defense is going to get a lot better

>>150669567
>Matches
I hate the Antichrist.

Our black qb Josh Allen will carry the division, have no fear.

>>150669624
No but Ashton Jeanty's career is already over.

>>150669567
Yeah, the Commanders looked disappointing. They would have lost if the Giants had a competent QB.

>>150669666
Nice. Feed me more WSH webm's

Bo Nix is fucking good.

>Josh Allen gets 6 free divisional wins per year
Why is this allowed????

>>150669725
>Tom Brady laughing for 20 years.jpg

>>150669702
Here's all the ones from today

I'm so excited for Bill. He's so good

>>150669714
lol

That's all. Bill had another good carry after this but I'm too lazy to save it

>>150669750
so Deebo is just a running back now?

>>150669608
>Racism on week 1

Sad. So very sad.

>>150669838
Always was

>>150669725
lol its been that way since brady was coming up. its been that way for 25 years

>>150669839
I am racist every second of every day.

>At least we know Michael Penix is the future of the franchise.
>Falcons fans, don’t be mad. Penix is a dawg the future is bright.
>on the bright side.. PENIX GONE BE FYE AS HELL
>Penix played his tail off
>Penix and them boys in ATL looked good today
>I’m pissed the Falcons lost that game but Penix was a major bright spot. We gon be straight

It would cost $79.2M in dead cap space to cut Tua.

>>150669921
You could put prime Brady on this Titans roster and they still wouldn’t win more than 6 games

>>150669933
its because we have such a great gm in grier.


>>150669921
I think his team sucks. I think cam is going to be fine.

Daniel jones was the only thing keeping the gnats from being the worst team in the league, and they hated him for it

RAAAAAAAYDUUUUUURRRRSSS

>>150669805
>>150669786
>>150669773
>>150669818
Where I'm watching these right now ....

Purdy is clutch.

Trying to watch Bills v Ravens tonight to impress a grill. anyone got a link

Daniel Jones is barely a starting QB. This glaze is sad.

>>150669998
yeah google lmao

>>150669786
That throw was sick

>>150669998
YouTube.tv

>>150670023
not trying to get a peacock free trial

My reffies will never let me down.

Poo knee

>>150669921
That's a fairly average statline for a QB, I'd say?

bo nix thro mo' pix..

>>150669933
Triple dubs of sadness. Condolences from Duval...

>>150669998
how would watching football impress a girl?

Someone is burning local again

>>150669994
Those bedsheets come out when it's time to FUCK

They are giving Brock Purdy the Alex Smith treatment

>>150670143
Girls are impressed when guys can afford YouTube TV with the NFL Sunday Ticket so that you can watch out of coverage games including the RedZone simulcast

These afternoon games are semen slurpers

>>150670143
she said her life revolves around football fall-winter meanwhile I frequent >>>/g/

>>150669023
patrician anime taste is always a sign of high intellect and future great fortune

>>150670185
I tried to be born in the right country I really did

>>150669672
>jeanty
>jannety
as if it wasnt prewritten

QBs are so shit nowadays bring back the "unathletic beat you with my brain" QB

>>150669805
the billdozer lives.

Throw Pix

Why is Rattler starting

>>150670147
he's a real one

I fucking hate this team. I also hate the fact that they didn't suck enough to warrant me dropping the whole season like I did last season in week 3.

>>150670291
I got you

>>150670302
because he's the tank commander.

bo shits is just the white shaydur saunders low iq say otherwise

So did the NYG get anything for Saquon Barkley like any picks or cash comps?

>>150670273
Get fucked leaf lmao

>>150668332
Watch it hit the ground because I know it's short.

>>150670341
They thought trading him would give bad locker room vibes so decided to let him leave the off season for free.

>>150670341
they got jaxon dart bro

>>150670302
Did you watch the game? He’s bretty gud actually

Um? What happened to all the lifelong Lions fans?

>>150670393
>for free
Nothing?!?

>>150670396
SEC quarterbacks are such a meme. They just can’t hang with the big boys

Even if my Toxins somehow win today, the season is lost. Losing one lineman would've sucked ass and we've lost multiple. Fuck my life.

>>150669080
It's funny how much beef there is with Brady and the Saints considering he was only in the NFC for a couple years. But then again a lot happened in those couple years

goofbros apologize immediately

>>150670457
Same thing that’s going to happen to the lifelong chiefs fans this season

>>150670466
then how come joey cool is the GOAT?

>Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers on beating #Jets HC Aaron Glenn: “I was happy to beat everybody associated with the Jets.”
Based

>>150670496
Are you able to not think about the Chiefs for one post?

>>150670507
Originally from Ohio State.

Can Brock be cut?

The absolute state of Brock (((purdy)))

I told you all "we" should have kept darnold

>>150670525
Have you picked out your next favorite team yet or are you still waiting?

The nfl is more fun when Joe Mixon is playing

who should my next team be? thinking maybe the steelers or colts

Week 1 of an entirely new season and still have to hear the same old "muh injury" excuses about the Cryions.

cock turdy

>>150670570
mr. irrelevant sisters... we're irrelevant again

>>150670609
>*getting blown out by the Packers*
>AGHHHHH FUCKING CHIEFS FANS!!!!

Have you picked out a therapist yet?

Packers are going to the Super Bowl

CMC is healthy for now, so they have that going for them

>>150670635
Im rooting for injuries. i want every player to get hurt the more career enders the better.

detoilet shitstons

I love to spend my whole Sunday watching big black men smash their heads into each other while my wife goes out all day with her friends and her yoga trainer who stretches her out real good again and again.

>>150670663
>tua
>purdy
>nix
Which other meme players got exposed today?

24-6 lmao

>>150670744
Put purdy on the list a few more times

>>150670744
Burrow

>>150670744
cam ward

>Titans get further down the field recovering the punt meant for the Broncos than they do actually playing the game
>Ward loses all of the yardage gained in two plays
>have to punt again
I can't breath

>>150670744
Did Purdy not look good?

>>150670800
2 bad INTs and a missed TD

>>150670744
Goof

>>150670783
he always, and I mean ALWAYS plays like shit against cleveland

>>150670800
I want to die

>throw picks has 2 ints and a foomble
>still somehow up by one
pix better be thanking his lucky stars that ward somehow fucking sucks more than him

>>150670744
the entire dolphins team
steelers defense

Has Parsons been playing at all? I'm watching red zone and pretty much every time they switch to GB he's not on the field.

>>150670809
Bad interception is the understatement of the century

4th and 1 and you decide to kick a field goal? Fucking nauseating

>>150670816
i'd be embarrassed to be this stupid

>>150670809
>>150670812
Dang that’s a bummer, I’ve always been a Purdy respecter. If he turns out really being on the level of a Mr. Irrelevant after that contract, that will be a huge blow

Loins back in the gutter?
Yea I'm thanking the Kangz are gonna sweep the division

Damn, that was a weird play. It looked like the corner had great coverage on Pearson and then just stopped running with the ball in the air. Misjudged where it was going I guess.

/sp/ was right for once and reddit was wrong.

Ya'll said Detroit is done, and you are right.

Since you fellas know ball so well I guess I'll post here this season.

no Debo and suddenly San Fagcisco and Poordy suck... go figure, wasnt in Poordy the best player on that team?

Is the NFC back? I'm feeling like it's back.

>>150670901
>I guess I'll post here this season.
go back faggot kys

>>150670899
>Pearson
*Pearsall

>>150670867
vicucks ain't winning shit

>>150670901
I said that btw. Unironically all me.

>>150670856
>t. pix cock muncher

>>150670908
Deebo was absolute trash for them the last year or so.

>>150670836
why dont you watch the game and find out

Broncos country
LETS RIDE

>>150670939
Don’t downplay my efforts in the anti detoilet campaign. We’re all in this together.

>chiefs are about to be last in the division
comedy

Dan Campbell crying at the press conference incoming

>>150670949
>watching that blowout
Nah, it's boring

who goes on top of mahomes mountain

>>150670908
>wasnt in Poordy the best player on that team?
Of course he is. Otherwise they wouldn't give him 999 million dollars per year.

What is this thing called? I asked all my Detroit friends but they didn't know either???

>>150670938
Green gay have been our bitches for years, Loins were the only threat

>>150670974
Mahomes will still be on the top by Nick's rules.

>>150670969
I'll watch to see if one of his brown teeth fall out

>27-6
Is it possible for Detriot to trade three of it's point to give Green Bay one?

Haven’t seen a single lions fan post anything this entire thread. Are they all sitting in their garages with the car running?

>>150670822
>steelers defense
honestly I don't think either team knew wtf the other teams offense would be like.

>schedulebabby
>defensebabby
>O-linebabby
>schemebabby
All the criticisms of Nix are correct

>>150670974
It'll still be Mahomes
>Durrrrr he has no receivers!!!!
Nick Wright is very predictable

>>150670836
He's only been in situationally and he has been fucking shit up almost every time. Forced one INT.

Where tf can I watch Baltimore Buffalo? I don't have cable and my 3 streaming sites are dead

>>150670980
jj mccarthy is a bum, and carson intz? better hope brosmer is someone

Packers have confirmed won the owl this year and their opponent will be whoever wins the game tonight. Nice script.

>>150670908
>Kittle won't return to Sunday's game at Seattle due to a hamstring injury.
Purdy's bail out pass catcher is dead. So he's chucking INT's.

>>150670964
Yeah except we’ve already had a dynasty and seen enough as fans to be content for life lol

>>150670733
Cuck jokes are old enough to be in middle school by now. Get new material.

I think Ben Johnson meant more to the Lions than we thought..

PURDY IS A FRANCHISE QB FUCK ALL OF YOU

>>150670901
a broken /sp/ cock still cums twice a day

Tonges my anus

>>150670970
k, have fun with that

>>150671004
Now enough about Purdy

>>150671024
JJ will be elite.
KOC sweeped Green Gay with """Sam Darnold""" and now he gets to actually start his hand picked QB

Parsons just got his first sack

How many more weeks?

>>150670978
There's a big N and what looks like a spine above it, maybe some kind of surgical award

>>150671038
It was both coordinators, Aaron Glen was also very good. But yeah mainly Ben

Cock Turdy bailed out hard by his receiver. That was a duck that should have been picked.

>>150670836
He just heemed Goff at incredible hihg speed. So 1 pressure that caused an INT and 1 sack.

>>150670908
what now retard

This Seahawks defense played so well and completely shat the bed twice in the last drive

>>150670974
>>150670988
>>150671013
>Herbert 0 playoff wins
>Mahomes 2nd most playoff wins of all time

Mahomes is 10-3 against the Chargers.

>>150671038
Frank Ragnow is just as big of a loss. He was the 3rd best player on the entire team after Hutch and Sewell. You can see how ass their run game is now that they can't bully the other team in the trenches like they used to

>>150671022
YouTube.tv

Tua? More like Pooah. Haha.

>>150671077
Damnit, we play you fags next week

>>150671077
in garbage time, like a typical Cowfag player.

>>150671080
He might have to put Dart in next week

>>150671029
As long as you know it's over, that's all that matters. I'm just waiting for Cuckatini Mutthomes to get his legs Theismanned and then get staph during the surgery to repair them as karma for being a huge faggot bitch about contact and blowing refs for flags.

>>150671080
they looked worse than last year somehow

>>150671114
>0-1

>>150671080
mcdaniel is going to be fired sooner.

>>150671077
Fuck your fuckin defense, they're keeping the asshole I'm playing against in fantasy this week way too close for comfort

>>150671120
Bo Nix won the mid-off with Cam Ward tonight.

>>150669750
That's my fat fuck

>>150670988
what are Nick's rules

>>150671128
I don't think the Packers are this good, I think the Lions are actually this bad

>>150671132
At this point, does it really matter? The Giants offense looked lifeless under Brian Daboll (again), not having the personnel to compete with an aging Commanders defense. With no Andrew Thomas at offensive tackle, the offensive line was putrid once again -- allowing eight quarterback hits and having players start up front who aren't NFL-caliber starters.

>>150671109
That's what happens when you're on the field for over 40 minutes

>>150671174
basically
>MAHOMIE IS NUMBA WAN!

>>150671071
you were saying???

>>150671139
You genuinely need help. We have nothing to do with you. You have are not a rival, your franchise is not even in the same universe as ours. You are in a completely different conference, where you are irrelevant. You have a genuine medical condition to be this obsessed and bitter. You’re literally getting blown out by a division rival and can only think about the Chiefs. What?

That should be a fooomble by the Rasm. I hate NFL officiating.

>>150671178
Daboll wasn’t calling plays

why the fuck are the seahawks still passing? terrible play call

>DURRNOLD
BAHAHAHAHAHA

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

The refs wrote Mahomes out of the NFL script. You don't need to bother talking about him anymore since they're not going to let the Chiefs get away with blatant holding on every single play anymore.

Toxins recovered the FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

how did the Raiders under Pete Carroll look? guess the Vrabel's Pats aren't a good yardstick thoughbeit

Fucking Darnold lmao

Darnold choked it away wtfffff

Bo NIx is inept

>lions
>No deep game whatsoever
>Offensive line sucks
Hello darkness my old friend

Why were Darnold's fingers lubed?

>>150671214
Daboll decides who calls plays, so he is responsible if the playcalling is bad.

welcome to the sam darnold era

>>150671246
>You don't need to bother talking about him anymore
Yet it will continue to be your entire life

watching all the games today, the Eagles, Cowboys, and Chargers offenses were the most sharp except for the Jets and Steelers lol

>scam darnold
LMAO
I thought you guys said my kangz would regret moving on from that fucking bum

my billsies

Darnoldbros…

I fucking hate Poordy but want SF to win... what do i do?

Playoff-esque play from Darnold

>>150671214
>>150671267
And he wanted Saquon and Dimes gone too

FOOMBLE

FIRE SHANAHAN MAKE THE ARAB HC NOW

>>150671287
Keep your flag on the whole time subhuman

Hahahaha lady shehawks

>>150671289
Get a job with ESPN

KOC was right about Scam Darnold

>>150671274
>watching all the games today,
watching highlights on redzone***

>>150671317
>>150671317
MUH STATS

>>150671080
Imagine thinking signing Russ was a good choice

>>150671329
well if they didn't make redzone it was terrible anyway. not the own you thought, homo tard

>blo dix
KEK

Is it time for the NFL to step in?

>>150671311
i dont think Disney would like my Twitter post history, many racist and bigoted comments.

This Titans defense deserves better

>>150671174
1. Mahomes starts at the top
2. Winning does not mean you advance, you have to play well
3. If you play well and beat Mahomes, you only go above him if you were in the direct tier below (this is why even though Allen beat Mahomes in the '24 season, he didn't take over the mountain)

>>150671206
I'm a Toxins fan, and you faggots literally got gifted the playoffs last year against us by the refs saying two defensive players that collided with EACH OTHER were somehow roughing the passer. I openly hate all Queefs fans and I will cut their tire valvestems in the parking lot of the stadium the next time they play us at home. Do a backflip off a highway overpass into traffic you quadroon loving bandwagoner. I hope Reid strokes out mid season on you fucks.

Bo N

I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE

>>150671341
You’re so worked up you (You)’d him twice

Xhehawksissies.. im bandwagonning the Pete Carroll Raiders. Sorry. Fuck Sam Darnold

So it’s safe to say that the mid-day slate was boring and sloppy aside from green gay

AI took the chain gang job?

>>150671317
Woah
What about the start of the game though?

>>150671126
God....

What is a micro fraction on an inch?

>>150671317
Did they win?

>>150671274
daniel jones disagrees

>first virtual measurement on NFL history
Finally, the dinosaurs are dead

>>150671357
make a new twitter

>>150671342
Worked for Denver

>>150671361
No you aren’t, and didn’t read the rest. Flag on

>>150671388
the size of your dick

What the fuck is the point of virtual measuring when the ball is spotted by a human anyways? The chains themselves have never been the problem.

REFCHADS WE GOT THIS

>>150671388
a very tiny fraction

>another flag to reverse a black QB pick

what a shock

>>150671396
True, although that might've been more of the Dolphins being total shit. But Danny Dimes played amazingly.

>>150671178
Daboll and Schoen should've been fired last season. Mara is a fucking idiot

>>150671364
Nix Bood time

>>150671388
micro is 1/100000

>>150671412
It doesn't make a difference, it's just faster

Pretty clearly a late hit by turner

AFC East bros, I am now praying for a Bills blowout loss. If we can’t be happy neither should they.
Jets look decent this year though.

>>150671379
Stealers grabbing victory from the jaws of defeat against the Jest was a pretty good watch.
>>150671380
Where have you been?

Pretty clearly a fair hit by turner

>>150671431
Seems plausible, I will take your word for it

>>150671356
Yep we already know who Tua Turndaballova is.

Titans WRs are ass

Tits should have gone for it

>Cowgirls lost
>Queefs lost
>muh Broncos won

all smiles... i missed NFl so much, no other sport gives me this kind of pump except Olympic female Volleyball

>>150671405
>hurr I diddun reed it LEL
Kill yourself

>>150670941
>too stupid to know what altitude is

guys the lions got a TD

>>150671451
You'll never see your team with an Owl

>>150671455
>Stealers grabbing victory from the jaws of defeat against the Jest was a pretty good watch.
Jest fumbled the win with that fumble.

>>150671267
Not a fan of Shane Bowen either. Just want Dart to get a chance to show enough before the regime change. Having to take another QB early doesn’t fix the line, corners or get Nabers any help so the next guy would struggle anyway.

>>150671455
/pw/

Texans should start running clock. Don't score too quickly.

was LE DIGITAL MEASUREMENT used in any game today?

What an anticlimactic ending lmao

P U N C H
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>>150671502
I will never see my team win a playoff game again.

>texans

>>150671479
>Lions getting blown out
>Nobody:
>Nobody at all:
>AGHHGHGG THIS MEANS NOTHING CHIEFS FANNS!! I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH AGHHHHH Texans fan btw

Maybe you should try not being retarded one day, but that’s impossible because you are literally and unironically a headcase. Flag on

>>150671529
it just got used bro, follow the THREAD

Peanut punch will get banned within 5 years

Guess we know who’s winning the NFC North this year. Thanks a lot Jerry you senile old bitch

>>150671518
lel nevermind, then

the white man marches on

damn, didn't even attempt a tackle, just aimed at the ball and punched it out

KWAB

>>150671529
Yes, Bo Nix proved himself to be too weak compared to Jalen Hurts and couldn't push tush it.

the Dolphins have been spiritually eliminated in Week 1

Bros, my Carolina Panthers suck

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

CHIEFS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DIVISION KEK

>Jungle 'igger foombles to choke the game
>Multiple offensive linemen injured
Fuck this entire season

>>150671554
sorry i was at dunkin donuts

damn what a punch

Crazy how accurate that punch was

Thats a Baun tier player

>expected: Toxins to score too early and Stafford GWD
>received: *punch*
Shit teams anyway

the magic carpet ride continues

This is one of the best first weeks I can remember. Kino shit.

peanut punch ftw

Stick that Ooogabooga boy in a tire and burn it

>>150671474
sauce?

>>150671573
Enjoy their 5 primetime games this year anon...

The lions o line is DOO DOO

>>150671553
I don't know what sort of autism beam struggle you've been in with a detoilet fan but I'm not them. You should definitely still jump feet first into a woodchipper though.

>>150671614
Some of the worst refball I've ever seen. But when we weren't getting REFFED, we crushed

I thought redzone was going to have commercials? I've had to pee for 3 hours

early reports of a 4-8 week absence for kittle after hamstring injury.

>>150671599
tough times make strong men, that kid will lead the Phins to another golden age.

It's ogre for my Loins

>every other team looks like shit
This is going to be free.

>>150671642
>lions went from the best oline in the nfl to the worst in the division
Lmao

chimp out

Same ol Houston. Never adjusting after that dogshit offense after the first half. Never making tuddies or completing drives without using a pineapple as your crutch

This 49ers team should easily handle the Saints next week. If they struggle in that game then there might be cause for concern.

Absolute refball. What the fuck. Fuck Denver.

>>150671633
Our entire offense other than Stroud needs to be put against a wall and ceremonially raped and shot.

what a fucking idiot

wtf is on puka's eye

>>150671674
your first time watching week 1?

>>150671677
Glasgow looked lost and the coaches looked like they were still running plays that were designed for last year's offensive line

what an absolute dumbass

Sure is fun being a Packer fan lately

>Justin Simmons
Fucking idiot

>tits
Just imagine being this retarded.

>>150671690
i don't think anything will be easy for the 9ers. those days are done.

The AFC South is a garbage division.

>>150671706
it's a lot of anons first time watching week 1 apparently

>hmm, my guy is already pushing and the play is dead
>BETTER PUSH HIM

Blo Dix is pure ass. Why were people gassing him again?

Campbell without Johnson is just a vibes guy. He can't design a winning game

>>150671722
The defense is going to be elite and will only get better, but the offense is literally CMC and friends right now (ft. Pearsall)

>>150671697
>>150671712
>>150671717
Completely fair to do that, the only issue would be that it's late but it was so close to the whistle. Ridiculous to flag that.

The only part of Detroit that looked good was the run defense

WHERE WAS THE FUCKING DEEP BALL

>>150671734
Are you watching the game lmao

>>150671734
He could throw to the checkdown really well last year. People thought that meant he was a good QB.

>>150671734
muh white man qb meme even though stafford and allen exist
>b-b-but he's a running qb

>>150671738
Everyone knew that. Remember the whole hurr durr retard claims? Everyone knew they were right. Even the most die hard Loins fan knew they would be trash this year.

>>150671752
that's all he did at Oregon too. shameless YAC merchant

>>150671734
It's literally just racefags

>>150671725
Being a Toxins fan is like rooting for the smartest retard in the SPED class. We're doomed to always win the division before getting our dicks ripped off every single year. I don't even know why I buy season tickets anymore.

>>150671750
Yeah, he sucks

>>150671643
Yeah, you are though. That’s the way you began the exchange, just not how you ended it. You’re the only one here who is literally medically obsessed with the Chiefs and posts literally nonstop every day of your life about refball. You have been exposed many times. Why you still try to play these games is beyond me, but then being as retarded and pathetic as you in general is beyond me. If you were actually a Texans fan you wouldn’t care this much about me knowing it btw, you’re desperately lying like always. But you’re too stupid to play these games and shouldn’t bother.
People started clowning on the Lions and your immediate and predictable response was “yeah well the Chiefs!! Chiefs suck!! Lifelongs will be gone soon!!” Chiefs fans do not think about the Lions. This is a one way obsession. We do not lose to another team and think “Ugh FUCKING LIONS!” Nobody knows why you think this is a rivalry.

>Nix: 25/39
Why the fuck did they make him throw the ball 39 times?

My Aints :(

BAKING DEPARTMENT?

>>150671754
>allen

>>150671791
it's the soulless AFC pass spamming way

>>150671722
>>150671740
The offense is better than it looked against the Seahawks. Their defense is very good and specialized against Shanahan-style offenses. The Saints are the perfect team for the offense to prove that against. If they struggle against them then there are problems beyond just Seattle having a good defense.

>watch RedZone all day
>tune into CBS for Broncos finish
>nothing but commercials 4 minutes in now

Is Tonges poised for a big year? That TD catch was elite level stuff and with Kittle out he figures to have more opportunities now

>>150671746
If your teammate has full control of the guy and they're going backwards the only fair thing to do is wrap up, not fucking shove

>>150671791
michael penis threw it even more iirc lmao

>>150671813
The Niners offense was on the field for like 45 minutes and only scored 17

some great games for week one so far, cant wait to see whos gonna drop the spaghetti from the 2 chokers tonight Allen or Lamar... wouldnt it be funny if the game ends in a tie?

BLO DIX

>>150671854
Big Pete will do great things

>>150671820
Tonges is a complete unknown. So far he's just a career practice squadder. If he suddenly makes the jump to being an elite tight end then it'll be something totally unexpected.

>>150671819
>eats cheetos off of tummy
>hyperventilates as he grasps his beer off the endtable
g-*gasp*-grok, generate me hot aryan tradwives that look like a swastika

>>150671474
Bugs can't dance

>4th and 8
>try to flacco dragon
Bro...

a mile high rainbow and he can't get there

LMAO WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT BIX NOOD?

What hooch is Dan Campbell breaking into right now, bros?

>>150671885
>>150671885
>>150671885
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>>150671841
Game would've been 23 - 16 if Moody wasn't a terrorist tbf

Ward unironically can't win with these cats

Cam Ward can't win with these shitters

>>150670908
>no Deebo
>No Aiyuk
>no Kittle
>No Jennings
>two missed field goals taking 6 points off the board
>Wins anyway

Lol, eat shit you beaner. Don't talk to me again until you have another growth spurt, I don't acknowledge midges

>>150671896
Steel Reserve

Holy shit the offensive line is a wreck and where the fuck was the deep ball

>>150671784
Bro whoever is living in your head rent free so hard that you're turning into a schizo, I'm starting to think they're pretty based and you deserve every second of it. I give no fucks about the Loins, the only teams I cared about today were the Toxins and Stealers and the only other team I cared about this week was Dallass and that was just me being happy they lost the opener. You should consider asking your doctor for antipsychotics and getting off the internet for a while. It's entirely possible for multiple people to wish death and pain on Cucktrick Mudbloodhomes.

If you reply to me again you're confirmed a nutball lolcow and should seek help or release from this mortal coil.

>>150671841
Yeah, the Seahawks defense is built to counter our offense, like almost explicitly because the other powerhouse in the division is the Rams and they run the same style of offense as us. Also, there were six points lost because of special teams failures.

Does anyone else feel like red zone has already snuck in commercials for the last couple of years?

WHITE MAN STATUS

>>150671933
For like 7 years yeah, but they never overlayed games with the commercial audio like they do now. It's been a slow creep of adding commercials for the better part of a decade.

>>150671933
Pretty sure they had ads on the sides, but not commercials.

>>150671902
>>150671906
He’s a rookie. What do you expect him to be? Andrew Luck?

>>150671870
On his TD catch he displayed pretty high level balance and ball tracking, it'll be interesting to see how he develops from here.

>>150671881
you sure?

>>150671909
i will save this post for the playoffs when Poordy chokes yet again.

>>150671954
MARCHING

>>150669286
Neck yourself you faggot ass bahama nigger! Pooa sucks donkey dick! You mad bitch you shitty as organization ain't gonna win shit for the rest of your lifetime! I hope a hurricane wipes you and your bloodline off the face of the earth you dirty nigger bitch!

>>150672020
The AI is so fucking bad in this

>>150670479
Fuck the taints. Fucking scumbag organization with horrible fans. And Sean peyton is a vindictive cunt