Thread 150670281

lol we dem boys

Alex Smith is the most likeable person that ever existed.

Excellent play by Bo Nix

HOLDUP HOLDUP HOLDUP HOLDUP

The aint's embarrassed Tom Brady several times.

>Jordan Love is considered an NFL QB
lol

There is no green gay fan that is still alive that hasn't experienced non-stop hall of fame QB play.

This is the chud thread, the cool kids are over on reddit.

Virtual measurement. Lol.

>NFL fans: please srop being gay
>Rodger Goodell: how can we make the NFL more gay?

That loins namenigger has to stay hidden in /mlb/ cause his team is dogshit
Kwab

>errrrmmmm ravens packers owl
Um no sweetie I'm thinking it'll be Bills Kangz :)

And thats why you don't pay 31 year old runningbacks

desu this wasn't lamar's fault.

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>>150670874
Jordan Love is a worse QB than Eli Manning, he's never making the HOF

10/10 script

this is why the NFL is officially an entertainment product and not a sport

WHAT A GAME

>the bad guys win
>again
Name a more scripted and gay sports league (you can't)

WHITEBROS WE EATING GOOD

FIRE JOHN HARBAUGH RIGHT FUCKING NOW. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PUNT THE BALL TO AN MVP UP ONLY 2 POINTS??????

ALL THIS CUNT DOES IS LOSE US GAMES WITH HIS DUMBASS FUCKING DECISIONS

>game of the year is on its first Sunday night
WEW, can't wait to be let down for the shittiest game of the year between the two ZESITIEST teams tomorrow

LET'S FUCKING GO

This is a great thread after a great sport game. To smeff

Ratbirds are ass

>>150678043
Tomorrow will be entertaining just to watch gayleb suffer

>>150678079
Oh that's fucking perfect of course it's a redditgami on top of everything else

I'm out

>>150670281 (OP)
>the absolute fucking state of lameme runningblackson and the baltimurder ratbirds
Is there no advantage they can’t choke away

Tom Brady is licking my balls lovingly

Henry fumbles a lot in big games btw

>>150678136
>Tom Brady’s son is old enough to post here now
Where does the time go

whatever. ravens showed tonight they are the best defense in the league. rest of the division is ass we're good

Henry. My office. Now.

Tonight there’s a total lunar eclipse for people between Europe and Australia. Sorry, not visible for those of us in North or South America

>>150677963
I honestly didn't really put much thought into it when people were saying it was scripted before, but it really does feel like this might be true. If NFL really is scripted, just need to just tell us upfront and stop the kayfabe shit.

>>150678136
I love your dad

My Vikings tomorrow.

>>150678367
Micah will be too distracted by this White Kween

>>150678367
wtf is this shit

>>150678018
>>150678034
Shut up you dumb Kiwi nigger I hope your family gets raped by a pack of niggers and give you all AIDS and you all die of rectal bleeding

>>150678583
Male cheerleaders have been a thing for awhile now little bro.

>>150678727
Really?

>>150678739
2018 it seems like but go ahead and be made about some fag or whatever. Just sayin.

GO BILLS! 40 - 41!

>>150678727
>we snuck them under the radar for a few years so now you just have to accept it, goy

>>150678769
I didn't know.

>>150678807
Yeah under the radar on the NFL and national tv with millions and millions of viewers.

>>150678807
>under the radar
people were seething about it en masse

>>150678367
This the new Femboyish scene?

>>150670281 (OP)
Daniel Jones truthers are low IQ mouthbreathers

kiwicuck is KWABOTY candidate one week in

>>150678367
Caleb Legacy game incoming

>Ravens win probably was at 99.1 % in the 4th with a 40-25 lead and with less than 5 minutes to go
>Still lose
Oh no no no no

Thoughts on girl cousins?

>>150678012
All the teams that won (except the Rams) were good guys though.

Lamar said they didn’t go on 4th and 3 because he was “cramping”

>Embarrasses the greatest franchise in NFL history
Like it or not we're going to the Superbowl this season, cabrón.

>>150679107
I don't understand why defensive backs don't just stab the opposing wide recievers

>>150679127
>implying
The Pats without Brady are like the Saints without Brees. Completely irrelevant and worthless.

Lads I have a good feeling about this season after today. The last few seasons have kind of sucked, actually some of the last few seasons sucked ass real hard, but I feel like today was a good omen. I think we might actually be in for a good season this year.

>>150679137
We don't sign our posts here.

>>150679126
Cramping the ravens style!!!!!!!!!
Heyooooooooooooooooooo!

>>150679140
Cope. The pats will never be relevant again.

Shit teams

I see my Chiefs have made the flyovers seethe again.

>>150679152
Nah I won't

>>150679158
*calls ICE on you and your entire family*

guys for the sake of the thread please dont reply to the muttlover

>>150679154
I have a horrible feeling that the Texans are going to be absolute ass this year. The Cowboys are basically doomed to not get better for the foreseeable future but it feels like the Texans will somehow be worse.

Call ICE on this bussy.

Go Bills

If Kamala won the election "we" were gonna get a Mahomes / Rattler SuperBowl

Thank the lord that didn't happen.

>>150679159
Your concession has been accepted

kek /mlb/spics are seething since nobody cares about their sport until the playoffs

The refs did everything they could to give the giants the W but russel Wilson is legitimately garbage and couldn't follow the script
>7 tries on the 3 and you get an fg

Ravens should’ve cashed out for parsons or a good safety/cb

/NFL/
My bed
The bunch of frozen sausages I brought to bed
My butthole

Going to be a fun night
How is everyone enjoying their first NFL Sunday of the 2025 season?

Bills have a better team
Ravens have a better QB

Discuss

>>150679166
I think the Colts have a real shot at the AFC South. Dolphins are bad but no one in the NFL is so bad that a shit team could score on every drive. It hasn't happened in fifty years

>UAE VPN
Alejandro Chikaner still seething kek!

>>150679179
what kind of pussy only throws 19 times

>>150679171
I mean their NFL team left them hanging and their team's primary color is their skin color kek

>>150679181
The Colts are winning the south its irsays memorial season

>>150679179
Yeah I'd agree. Lamar didn't make any mistakes. That fumble after the handoff cost him the game me
But it was so close that if these teams met again in January no one would be surprised at it going the other way

>

top 10 QB

>>150679192
still havent recovered from SBLIX

kek /mlb/spics seething after being gigamogged by us White NFLChads and watching mutthomes lose in a humiliation ritual to based white philly fans

>>150679120
>What NFL team has the most Indian fans? Bengals?

Whichever team is most successful. Those people have no concept of supporting the underdog.

>>150679194
>detoilet defense

>>150679192
>Chargers look great
>Broncos look great
>Raiders look decent

Chiefs might be in trouble for the division this year. At the very least it'll be a fight.

>>150679200
I don't believe in Blow Dicks.

Do Colts fans really think beating up on an imploding Dolphins team is impressive?

>>150679196
But what about da boiz

>>150679208
No, but beating up on them in a way that hasn't been done in decades is

>>150679205
>gave up more points than broncos and chargers combined
wow didn't see that until now

kek

>>150679209
secondary spic team, most of them have rallied around mutthomes as a source of mongrel pride

>>150679200
>>Broncos look great

Who can stop us?

>>150679216
But only Hakka is Latinx

>>150679208
>lose
>uhhh we suck anyway why are you happy that your team won
I don't think there's anything more pathetic than this

>>150679214
I'll add onto this by saying that you won't see the Ravens do it to the Browns next week and that's a much bigger gap in skill. Ravens are championship level easily but they won't score on every drive next weekend

>>150679162
I'm White, try again flyover
>>150679164
>week 1 standings
Literally nobody cares flyover

>>150679220
The same team that's stopped you every January for four years

>>150679222
player races are irrelevant
only the race of fans matters

why does the mlb get so much criticism it's steroid era and players during that time but the nfl probably had only of handful of natty players in the past 40 years.

>>150679220
i would bite her toes right off

>>150679220
Whoever the NFC spits out for the Owl, unfortunately...

>>150679226
Sanchez, you're probably some anchor baby in Texas, don't lie

Football :)

>>150679220
made for lamar jackson and derrick henry

>>150679226
The Chiefs are literally the flyover team lol
Maybe Denver is arguably a flyover team but Colorado sees more action than Kansas City

>>150679233
the steroid era of baseball was the peak of baseball though

>>150679240
erotic gay sex with young animes :)

>>150679226
>guy living in missouri calling a guy that lives in manhattan a flyover
lol are they really this retarded?

Do not reply to Alejandro Chikaner

>>150679192
>losing by 1000 percentage points
state of poofs football

>>150679253
manhattan is a flyinto shithole

Would be hilarious if the Clots game wasn't a fluke against a horrendous team and Danny Dimes has a career resurgence

>>150678929
>Bryce Young
The blatant refball against my Jaggies was disgustingly obvious.
HOWEVER, THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>>150679253
Manhattan, Kansas?
Yep, flyover

>>150679253
>missouri
try southern california or texas lmao

>>150679220
HomuGODs I kneel

>>150679259
>helps fund your shithole welfare state with fedtax on international financial services amongst other things
ok lol keep doing meth after your shift at the plant buddy

hopefully you didn't buy the pant turd/bryce young hype kek

>>150679166
>I have a horrible feeling that the Texans are going to be absolute ass this year
Back to the cuckshed

jew york is going to get a fucking muzzie mayor who said he will arrest bibi if he lands there, nyc will actually be based if that happens

>>150679245
in a sport like baseball that just encourage retards that only like home runs to watch the game. sports fans are idiots that hate any subtle technical strategy and only like flashy big plays because theyre double digit iq dipshits

ALEJANDRO ESPOSITO SEETHING KEK!

Does anyone else think sometimes that all sentient life should cease to exist?

>>150679273
fake news, your city is a shithole full of peasants who take trains everywhere instead of based cars

>>150679271
Where did you get that picture of me

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Josh Allen
3. Justin Herbert
4. Jordan Love
5. Lamar Jackson

>>150679282
no i'm not a republican

spics always have a melt down when they get called out kek

So Jake Moody definitely has some Epstein tier shit on York/Shanahan/Lynch right? It is genuinely unfathomable to me that he is still on the team, and as much as they try to sugarcoat it it's very clear that not a single person on the team doesn't trust him, and rightfully so

Rodgers is 10x the QB Mutthomo thinks he is.

>>150679278
politics here have been gay since rudy days, everybody knows and nobody making over 80k cares because politics only really effect poorfags

Vamos rams.

>>150679289
stay mad, we're winning another ring this season and y'all will keep seething

>>150679290
*not a single person trusts him

>>150679297
Don’t reply to Alejandro Chikaner

>>150679179
It's literally the opposite.
>QB
Bills
>HB
Ravens
>TE/FB
Tie
>WR
Ravens, by ridiculous margin
>OL
Ravens (more depth)
>Defense
The Ravens D is so much better than the Bills it's not even funny.

Fuck off. Allen is the best QB in the league and it's not close.

>>150679290
Maybe he's related to somebody high up in the front office. It's like how everybody's always theorized that the reason the Dallas Mavericks keep Dwight Powell around is because he's Mark Cuban's illegitimate son.

This list would be perfectly accurate if you swapped the Steelers and the Bills.

>>150679311
>Chiefs aren't in Bottom 3
That's how you know it's bullshit

Nfl rigged it (1 second) to set up the season storylines. Nfl has never been on this 1 second bullshit but they knew everyone was watching this game all the swiftie and whatnot

mindbroken spics think everyone who hates them is the same person kek

>>150679283
that's the servant class and both of our statements are true at the same time

daily reminder if you care about such things you are also probably servant class

>>150679293
I unironically hope someone HEEMs Mutt this year. That shoulder drop as he was going out of bounds was the gayest shit I've seen out of a Chiefs player in the past decade and thats saying a lot

Holy shit, the Lions offensive line is absolute ass and OC Morton is a full-on retard...

my packies :)

>>150679311
>chiefs top 5
we truly own the league

If Caleb busts, I'm dousing myself in lighter fluid and lighting myself on fire in front of my family

>>150679323
Sydney Brown is your guy

>>150679268
Bryce Young is genuinely a Make-A-Wish QB
they coddled him so hard after going from the 34th best QB to 27th
it's like they felt bad for shitting on him so hard his rookie year that they're trying to make him feel better

>>150679326
Lmao.

>>150679323
He always does cutesy shit on the sidelines and it's an easy contender for the most annoying, cancerous play in the league.

Which team do they support?

>>150679318
Nobody cares mexicans are cool

>>150679166
CJ Fraud is mid and people are finally realizing his rookie season was a fluke. The tape is out.

>>150679343
Falcons

>>150679330
Caleb is gonna bust alright, right into the bussy of that viking cheerleader

>>150679343
loins

>>150679343
Eagles

>>150679323
put the bounty out, Sean

>>150679344
Do not reply to Alejandro Chikaner

>>150679345
I get that the line is bad but he straight up can't function without a clean pocket whatsoever. Even in his rookie season he took a fuck ton of sacks

>>150679311
>according to gambling.com

just give that same energy towards dan campbell that you've been giving to sirianni all these years

>>150679343
Falcons or Titans

According to /NFL/, everyone playing today is shit, everything about the product is shit, I should not only stop watching the NFL, I should just straight up kill myself because nothing in life is worth it and trying is pointless.

>>150679343
Falcons or Saints. Them negresses down south are built different.

>>150679343
As someone with low standards, there is not a single fuckable person in that webm. Gross

I'm gonna post the AFCW standings again in a couple minutes

Just watch how the chiefs fan chimps oit to it again for the sixth time in 30 minutes

>>150679345
They just caught teams off guard going vertical in 2023. Guy is pretty bad

>>150679360
TRVKE

>>150679370
Be sure to post a webm with it!

>>150679326
>what no Frank Ragnow does to a mf

>>150679357
Ohio State QB

>>150679343
At least 3 of them would start for the Giants O line

>>150679230
I hate your guts, but I hope you get the swiftie rangebanned by using his flag

>>150679360
real niggas always knew dan cumbutt was nothing but a rah rah fraud

>>150679343
that's a Dallas party if i've ever seen one

>>150679280

Sorry but boreball is shit, who wants to sit there for HOURS watching literally nothing happen?

MLB needs to take a page from the NFL and drastically increase hitting/scoring, most of the boomer baseball fans who like watching pitching battles are old and dying off while potential zoomer fans have the attention span of a fruit fly.

You faggots are so pessimistic, relentlessly moping about every QB that doesn't throw 50/50 for 600 yards and 10 TDs.

>>150679380
>when Frank Ragnow is replaced with Evasive Towellater

>>150679385
That's a different flag. The swiftie is from the UAE this fag is using a Palestinian flag.

>>150679387
I meant Julian Sayin forgive me

>>150679395
Good counter to the constant glaze of everyone you see in the media

>>150679387
He's 6'1" and has a noodlearm

>>150679390
senooooor you canot hate on the baseball that is the only sport us browns are competitive in
senooooooooor

>>150679345
>>150679357
You now realize we are probably less than three years away from somebody leaking a tape of a conversation in one of the front offices where someone blatantly says "Stop drafting black quarterbacks" or something functionally identical.

>>150679398
Same shit

>>150679388
>me after hitting that 3 win parlay today

>>150679404
No, we're just all fucking miserable losers who can't see the positive in anything.

>Mahomes tapeposters were right in the end
The apology has to be as loud as the disrespect

Whoever keeps posting rage bait about people being bad people for being racist to get people to post extra racist shit just so they can report it and get them banned after the fact, I am going to find you, and I'm going to fuck you in the ass until you love me, and then I'm going to break your goddamn heart into a million pieces and laugh when you kill yourself because you can't take the pain of not getting fucked like that anymore. I will exploit you being a massive faggot to destroy you to the point you take your own life. Racism is based, it will always be based, nobody would be racist if there was no reason to ascribe certain behaviors to groups of people, and if those behaviors weren't true then being racist wouldn't be funny and you goddamn well know it is very often just funny and isn't hateful at all enough for you to seethe about it hard enough to try to get people banned for it.

You're an 'igger and I'm going to turn your asshole inside out until you cum so hard you never want to cum any other way ever again, and then I'm going to ghost you, and you're going to kill yourself. Because you're a faggot.

>>150679404
a good counter would be nuanced insights and valuable discourse, not reactionary hating

>>150679388
3 rings you flyover faggot

>>150679357
>Pocket passer can't function without a pocket
Riveting take

SB MVP Jalen Hurts

>>150679343
Whichever one tastes best deep fried.

>>150679413
Masculine mentality. Only soon to be dead goobers frolick through the woods in the wild with smiles on their faces

Drake Maye is a bust

The Chiefs may actually start the season 1-3. I think the Eagles are going to gradually wear them down in a 27-16 kind of game.

>>150679421
hey guys he did the thing!

fucking kek

Don’t let the ravens choke distract you from the fact that Danny Dawgs’s Colts have a better record than Mahomo’s Chiefs.

Lions are about to lose to da bears lol

>>150679422
Didn't Herbert put up good numbers with 32nd rated oline his rookie year?

>>150679420
I've been roasting Stroud since /cfb/. You act like Stroud hate came out of nowhere

>>150679422
Pocket passers can minimize the effects of a weak O-line with good pocket awareness/movement and getting the ball out quickly, the fact that he's getting sacked this much means he's holding onto the ball too long

>>150679416
being racist is bad
its not a meme

Hopefully we get the Owl we should have gotten last year...Bills/Eagles.

>>150679430
I don't consider any of you emotional faggots to be masculine.

>>150679416
based racist
racism and competitions in competing racism philosophies is the heart and soul of 4chan

>>150679443
ewww the reddit bowl

>>150679443
Bills-Packers

>>150679444
I could heem you in one second stringbean.

What a peculiar remark

>>150679438
Nah that was you

>>150679445
a filthy jew hater would say something like this

>>150679434
If Jameis starts for the giants they lose that game too

Was rookie mac jones elite?

>>150679452
>a filthy jew
your post started off so well

>>150679440
Good pocket passers that win anything have never take 55 sacks regardless of circumstance

>>150679439
To be entirely fair, he has never had a decent offensive line with the Toxins at any part of his career thus far and his current line is the worst one yet. It's nearly as bad as it was with Carr in the early days.

>>150679449
I have lightning fast reflexes and would catch your pathetic punch and then crush your hand.

Football :)

>>150679450
he's very jolly in that photo

>>150679445
Being racist on 4chan is healthy. A part of normal cognitive development in children.

Most people will blame Henry, Harbaugh, or Jaire but the real blame goes to the d-line. Barely any pressure and once Allen left the pocket he had a free ticket to do whatever he wanted. Roquan Smith looked like Helen Keller out there. The ravens defense is scotch tape held together by Kyle Hamilton. In hindsight trading for Parsons isn’t a crazy idea after all.

Will the lights be too bright for Gayleb tomorrow? Will he be seduced by the Vikings’ male cheerleaders?

If Josh Allen is the Vegeta of the NFL, who is Lamar?

>>150679450
his bussy is still dilated from that ramming herbert gave him

>>150679446
>implying redditbowl isn't chiefs and faggyniners

huh?

I'm not predicting anything ever again. I have no idea how anything will turn out so I give up.

>>150679462
ban evading kek
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150670281/#150679182

isp rangeban looms spic bro

>>150679442
Go ahead and get your asshole cleaned out for me, lube up, and put a plug in it. I'll be there in just a bit. I'm going to rape your bussy until the room smells like precum and sweat and I'm not going to stop until I hear you scream racial slurs at the top of your lungs until you're hoarse.

>>150679472
that's the based 4chan bowl
based mahomes vs based bosa

>>150679426
Is there a better QB than Hurts in the NFC?

>>150679468
Calebb sucks cock regardless

>>150679450
I wonder if he and his family are into weird shit. Like how Brady's Brazilian wife practiced spooky Amazonian magic.

>>150679311
>the ranking is the reverse of how often people from the city use sports gambling sites

>>150679481
jared goff

>tua was always an nfl caliber qb
LMAO
LOL
Enjoy that chart once he retires. Dude might hit just passed Jason Campbell stats when he is done. Too small. Lefty. Weak Division with piss poor team management. Fuckthe spamming nagger with a flag that posts here, probably some nerd stat fag with the team. Daneils is gone by week 5 when the phhhhhins go 1-4. Complete rest over what? Some fucking meme bullshit for 5 years? The Bills are on the radar...lucky they won tonight, but I PROMISE YOU....Bills will lose week 18 inthe same fashion and the same squad will be back next year. NFL GMS are fucking retards. Don't ask me for a source or for a reference.... Tua won't hit 20,000 in a career @ me

>>150679481
Jordan Love

>>150679477
Fuckoff with your racist shit itt go back to pol

>>150679460
>I have lightning fast reflexes and would catch your pathetic punch and then crush your hand.

>>150679462
anime

>>150679481
Stafford

>>150679137
they went to the owl twice without brady

I turned the game off when niggermore went up by 20, what the FUCK happened

>>150679455
If he stuck with McDaniels potentially.

>>150679477
Ironic. Still have that Spanish keyboard?

>>150679489
this
so much this

>>150679487
this drunk retard watches NFL
how old are you

>>150679481
Nope, but Arch will be arriving soon

>>150679480
4chan bowl would be two most racist cities so probably Pats and Eagles

you speak backwards and faggy and your shit is retarded

>>150679487
>nagger
Cowardice is winning in this thread.

>>150679490
Bait used to be believable, and your asshole used to be able to close tight enough to not need diapers. Tonight that all changes.

>>150679492
I have super strength, durability, and athleticism as well as instant healing. You cannot physically hurt me.

>>150679481
jayden daniels
kyler
j love
stafford
baker
caleb if he ends up being a good passer.

>>150679380
>what no Frank Ragnow does to a mf

An OC needs to be capable adjusting to facts on the ground, not keep trying to run up the middle when it clearly isn't working. Lions RBs Montgomery and Gibbs had a _combined_ 44 yards in the game.

And does the loss of Ragnow somehow mean Goff, Amon-Ra, Jamo, LaPorta and now Teslaa forgot how to play football, because they couldn't do shit either.

No, that's on OC Morton and if the Lions lose to the Bears next week, that mother fucker needs to be fired.

Last year we were hearing that Tanner Engstrand (who just had a great game as OC for the Jets) was Ben Johnson's heir apparent and he had been with the team since 2020 but instead we got this dumbass...

>>150679501
enjoy the permaban/rangeban paco

>>150679507
I follow the celtics pretty closely and this actually makes the most sense tbdesu

>>150679169
I dont think the saints are ready yet after all those penalties
Chiefs flags will drown them

>>150679511
You have nothing. You are less than dirt beneath my feet. I poop on you kid. You're lucky that you get to hide behind that monitor.

>>150679479
hot

Harry Colon got ‘em swollen.

>>150679519
Didn’t answer my question.

>>150679523
My mere presence would have you quaking in your boots. My divine aura is unmatched.

>>150679505
old enough to watch people like Tua fall in the NFL. The 3 years you see him on the television (youtubes) might be a flash but this dude cannot compete. Out of the league in the next 3 years

RAMS WIN

Who here /uncuniversity/?

I could be a player in this league. All I need is some coaching. I can do it coach I know I can

>>150679528
>give our doxcords info
>confirm if that was you or not
lol

>>150679530
If you're such an old fag, give me a state only pre 2088 niggers would know or respect

>>150679526
Harry Colon should meet Michael Penix in the box, it would be a real game of inches.

>>150679529
>divine aura
Don't you DARE commit blasphemy in MY thread. There is only one man with a divine aura and that is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

>>150679390
i don't have anything to add other than im an old boomer fan who likes pitching excellence such as

https://youtu.be/oh-AxpN3c6w?si=INyxYS-w5IjdPEy0

>>150679158
Yeah we're totally seething over the Chiefs being 0-1 and before that getting dominated in the Super Bowl. It's over bro, enjoy the memories.

>>150679469
Lamar is Krillin

>>150679507
you sound like an edgy loser

>>150679542
*Josh Allen

>>150679538
The moderators of this board, ( all 4 of them) also monitor other boards including /pol/ and /b/, One of their names used to be a bannable offense even mentioning it (ruggadagod)

I think the Superdome should installed several turrets around the stadium to stop the opposing team from scoring. I think they also should bury landmines on the other team's sideline and poison their Gatorade.

Rattler looked good today

It just doesn't feel like the Patriots anymore, does it?

>>150679544
It won't be over until Mutthomes gets Theismanned. It will happen, I am speaking it into existence.

its crazy how much the chiefs mean to brown people

>>150679549
Like all Bills fans you are going to burn in hell for eternity.

>>150679544
yeah sounds like you're seething
we enjoy the memories but we know we'll be making more memories in february while you're crying like a baby back bitch

>>150679554
>>150679555
>>150679556
bot posts

Is there ANYONE who honestly believes Henry is not on gear?

>>150679556
Drake Maye is a bust

>>150679542
>some scrawny Jew who got nailed to a cross
KWAB

>>150679548
I was paraphrasing a Mike Judge script who's an edgy loser Supreme so yeah ig

>>150679567
Jew

>>150679335
This is the best AI girl I've seen on here. Nice ass.

>>150679561
You're going to hell too. In fact, all of us are going to hell.

>>150679555
>1 score game with the 0 TD Gnats at less than 5 minutes on the clock
Cmon now

>>150679566
fire McDaniels and maybe you can still turn it around

>>150679554
>>150679555
>>150679556
bot posts and I will spam it until somebody acknowledges the time stamps

Wait, Danny Footstamps was the qb of the colts?! wtf?! Any reactioncaps of Bahamanon seething over Danny stunting on Pooa?

>>150679555
>>150679554
>>150679556
bot posts

time stamps


nobody cares


go NFL goy!

>>150679577
Nah, most of us are going to be watching football in heaven while laughing at you heathens burning forever.

>>150679561
nah I'll probably just go to hell for the homicides I did in college back in '02

>>150679556
Pats are just going back to their pre Brady days, largely irrelevant.

>>150679566

Speaking of bust:

>>150679556

>>150679585
You're a hateful piece of shit, you're going to hell.

>>150679562
Ooh-hoohoo, it appears I've struck a nerve. Don't worry, at least no one can ever take "best career start for a QB" away from you.

>150679585
>150679586
>150679586
>150679588
>150679591
you're talking to scripts and indians running a program...look at this


>>150679583

>>150679543

I'm a 57 year old boomer but I was never into baseball because watching pitching for 3 hours is boring as fuck.

Just as the NFL adapted the game to exciting high scoring passing plays, baseball needs to also adapt.

Soccer also, who the wants to watch 90mins of nothing all for it to end in a 0-0 tie?

>>150678367
dis mf bout to awaken some things in people

>>150679586
based mafiachad

>>150679515
Morton plus a god-awful O line.

>>150679593
>>150679594
>>150679595
Care to explain, phaggot?

>both LA teams are undefeated this season
flyovers will kneel NOW

Just keep replying to bots, its good for you, sports goy


fucking idiots having the same conversations for years now and thinking it is normal online

>>150679593
God commands us to hate sin. It's not too late to accept Jesus into your heart faggot.

>>150679602
We had a gay relationship last year and he still doesn't want to talk about it.

I stroke my cock to the thought of Mahomes bulling my wife and three kids

feels great to be a Missourian

>>150679609
I already accepted Jesus into this bussy

ai can't write racisms
remember to use racism to prove you're a real person
it's a Proof of Hate (PoH) posting system

>>150679200
>Broncos look great
Bo Nix needs to chill out and Sean Payton's playcalling is atrocious. Bo Nix is Dook Poopscoot right now, shit throwing mechanics and poor accuracy and the gameplay doesn't want to give him any designed runs and try to hamstring him as a statue pocket passer without fixing his issues there.
>>150679537
That's not how bell curves operate; that graph is retarded.

>>150679622
>mahomes
>bullying
He’s the cuck anon

>>150679622
kek

>>150679622
2/10 falseflag
A Vikings fan would only let men much darker than Mahomo fuck his wife.

lel

>>150679630
Dak is way better than Blo Dix. This isn't close.

>>150679635
wow you must be really smart

>>150679607
Stop calling me a bot, before I get angry.

>>150679602
>>150679614
what the fuck do you meanexplain it youdumb fucking zoomer nigger? you're talking to the same 100 people over and over again on various topics and you're the retard thinking it's a realconversation.

When, and when,the internet is shutoff worldwide for a prolonged period of time, you will understand what is happening

>>150679644
You sound like a mindbroken bitch lmao

daily reminder I stroke my cock to thought of Mahomes fucking my ass

feels great to live in Missouri

Today was a sign from God. I'm meant to bandwagon the Bills this season. Jesus take the wheel.

>>150679555
Razor(less)cakes need to be moved up
Toxins need to be moved down
Digits need to be checked, in triplicate
Otherwise solid

>>150679652
>ostensibly white man just now figures out he's supposed to support the team with the white fans and a white qb

>>150679650
Son, get the fuck out of here. I have been here before your mother was taking non condom nut shots for phone before the razr phone. You're generation is a fucking retarded and you just have to admit computer nerds still get bullied?

what's the point of having a TV if I don't get to two finger my asshole to Mahomes interviews? There is none and that's all I use it for

>>150679657
Who raped you?

>>150679641
Yeah but he was shit early and game manager at best and was hamstrung by the clapper at the time like Bo Nix is not having any designed run plays; also Bo Nix has the same shit mechanics Dook had early on running to the right and having to jump for a solid throw.
>>150679635
>Missourian
You're the dumbass who thinks the Chiefs aren't Flyover Central, aren't you?

>>150679657
reeks of LLMslop, say something racist nigger

>>150679564
Newsflash retard, the entire league is on gear and has been since the 70's

>>150679555
Raiders won without Jeanty doing anything most of the game. I almost wanna have some hope now.

might be a controversial opinion but I love fucking my own asshole with a Mahomes bobblehead

I love KC so much

>>150679657
GOOD MORNING SIR

what QB gives the best bussy???

>>150679664
>>150679662
brown sportwriter PC nerds dwell here. Get fucked niggers. Nobody cares what some half limp wristed fucking nerd faggot board spammer has to say. You need a proper doxx and fuck you. Ban that, you dumb limp wristed fucking 4 eyed nigger intern nigger loving faggot

Anyone else want to see the ultra wealthy gain more power and continue to fuck everyone over? I honestly genuinely fucking hate my fellow man and want most of us to suffer.

>beat the patriots and some anons think >we’re back
I hope you younguns don’t get your hopes up. It can always go wrong so fast. Don’t forget the Pats didnt have Christian Gonzalez

>>150679673
The one and only.

How does Harbaugh still have a job after this? How?

>>150679644
Risperidone and lamictal, now.

>raiders won
>chiefs got humbled
>got to see a good SNF game

I missed football season, bros, so comfy
https://youtu.be/AOPgjKQqs2Q

>>150679683
Mahomes should be allowed to shoot defenders

>>150679679
Yeah I still think the defense will be ranked near the bottom of the league again.

>>150679673
Jalen Hurts and it's not even a question. He can squat 600lbs, he can milk fat loads out of even the most shrimpdicked queefs cuck for hours.

>>150679679
>>150679683
Duality

Mind broken brown beat writer bitches
Go justify that paycheck to your CFO when you tell him you spent money on some indians spam posting your cause when some random called you a nigger in chat
fucking faggots

>>150678118
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOSER

>>150679679
On the bright side, you have a QB that can actually throw the ball

>>150679679
raiders are going 11-5 and you will like it

>>150679600
>Morton plus a god-awful O line.

It wasn't just the Oline, the entire offense was garbage and it was the #1 offense last season.

That's on OC Morton.

Also, good thing the Lions didn't waste any money resigning Za'Darius...

>>150679679
You have Tom Brady now raidersbro

>>150679680
Is that Caleb Williams?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, diverse, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Caleb screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That wigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Caleb and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Caleb Williams, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Caleb Williams stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>150679681
Literally worse than Eberflus’ last game on the Bears. Unfortunately there’s no immediate replacement for him and I don’t think Monken wants to be down on the sideline.

>>150679682
>my wife is medded up, I keep her tamed with sports and my constant internet culture

You're the first one in line nerd, you don't know it

>>150679676
I kekked heartily

week 1 is almost over, it's not too late to confess your worst preseason prediction and repent. I'll start
>I was wrong about J Daniels sophomore slump

>>150679644
Care to simplify that for me, jabroni?

>>150679681
He has then competitive almost every year, that's how bub.

Ravens season is fucking OGRE

>>150679697
Yeah he was good, but again, it was the patriots. If the raiders do beat the chargers, which I have to painfully admit look fucking elite, then I’ll get optimistic

>>150679703
He's not a wigga.

>>150679679
stfu and let me talk my shit now while I can

>>150679705
Yeah you're definitely a schizo and a drunk one at that. Get some sleep retard before you go off the deep end.

IANAL so can anyone tell me if it's illegal to hire transexual prostitutes to dress up as Mahomes and fuck my asshole? It's hard to believe anything that feels so amazing could be ok to do

I live in Branson, MO if that helps

Any other team would and should be mind broken by this but for Ravenschads it’s just another day

>>150679699
Do you think loins lose to the bears next week?

Raiders might go second in the west my nixxies look bad

>>150679711
I bullied faggots like you growing up and I need a new victim, care to identify yourself for me and test your mettle> Didn't think so, faggot fucking keyboard spamming culture loving fucking city nerd

>>150679736
Walled tranny

>>150679709
I thought the Toxins would actually be good this year. They're going to be lolcows.

>>150679709
Bryce Young’s a fucking bust, I thought he had turned it around

>>150679726
Oh....time to bring up the lolcow farm list of who was doxxed on this website eh? Let's see who is the real retard

>>150679734
>Do you think loins lose to the bears next week?

If they play like they did today, yes.

The Lions looked like dogshit, on both sides of the ball.

all of you bussyposters and vikings cheerleader posters think youre real funny but i, as a gay $(ers fan, think it's quite distasteful the way you constantly go on about queer community. some might say you doth protest too much.

IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE FUCKING GAME! WE STILL DON'T KNOW SHIT!

>>150679738
>>150679741
If I identified all /sp/ trannies in charge of this board would I get banned or should I link the doxx list?

>>150679709
>thought the Panthers would be decent (absolute dogshit)
>thought the Patriots would be decent (still bad)
>thought the Lions would still be good even if they're not as dominant (looked terrible and directionless)

I wasn't as low on the Clots as a lot of other people, while I didn't expect this caliber of performance from Jones I knew they had a decent team outside of the QB situation. I was 50/50 on Nix but he looked like absolute trash, not that it mattered with how good the defense is

>Gaylen Squirts
O-line baby. Any questions

>>150679745
Speak for yourself.

Hey sisters is it normal if my husband likes watching me get fucked by random Mexicans wearing a Patrick Mahomes jersey? Once or twice a week but lately he's been pushing me to do it twice a day.

Anyone else in Missouri deal with this issue before?

>nobody remembers the 4chan mod dozz list
a simple google search on farming kiwis will show you who runs this board
>it's what you expect

>>150679743
They will be demoralized if they lose next week. Not how I was expecting to feel at all. It truly was dogshit.

Seahawksisters, im bandwagoning the Pete Carroll raiders

Why does he look autistic even with a gf

>>1506797Pp09pp9934
Ben will drag Cale9b to the W hes not losing the "i was the reason Dan Campbell l pp9p0ppppppppp9

Happy to see the Jags bring a win home for our queenie.

>>150679679
I think if they can get Jeanty going then they could make a good run

>>150679758
She's grabbing her nuts like one of those Black rapper guys. Regardless, T-Hunt's wifey is way hotter.

Hey fellow Bransonites I've been having issues with my wife lately. She's been refusing to let me bring back Mexicans to fuck her even though I dress them up as Mahomes? I thought she liked it at first but now she says she wants to fuck Haitians too? AITAH???

nobody likes me but at least my fav team win

>>150679769
I mean. This is the way. Full stop.

>>150679773
shut up and play yer guitar

Haven't seen a melty like this in a while

>>150679698
Buddy there's 17 games now.

>>150679768
Are you blind?

>>150679758
she's a hard 6 in LA

Women are dangerous to be around so I prefer to spend time with males

>>150679782
A Miami 4

>>150679781
She looks like a hot Mexican stripper, what's the problem?

>>150679756
>They will be demoralized if they lose next week. Not how I was expecting to feel at all.

I'm already demoralized. I expected some adjustment with the new coaching and maybe even a loss in a close game by a last minute Packers field goal but not a complete fucking collapse.

Again; the Lions had the #1 offense last season and now...

>It truly was dogshit.

Dan Campbell needs to _immediately_ step in and take over play calling because hiring Morton as OC was obviously a huge mistake.

.[Cross-post from /r/kansascity]

Anyone have a Mahomes jersey I can borrow?

The last homeless Ethiopian immigrant I brought back to fuck my asshole senseless ripped the one I usually use for sexytimes. any help would be really appreciated!!

>>150679745
I know that the Packers are legit AF.

"How are they still in the fucking NFL" players, 2025 edition
>Calais Campbell
>Nick Folk
>Joe Flacco
>Josh Johnson
>Thomas Morstead

>>150679793
They should phase Montgomery out a little bit and only use him for short yardage. He's just a mid bloke who struggled in Chicago and looked better for awhile because the Lions offense could do no wrong.

jenny gets me a hard 6
>>150679777
don’t play anymore , ive conceded that im just someone that can play sometimes, not someone that knows how to play or is worth listening to
am entirely worthless, wasted so many years. it is what it is. just like being a raiders fan, it doesnt matter it will never mean anything

>>150679801
Joe is basically ol reliable. Probably wouldn’t hurt to give Gabriel a few starts though.

>>150679793
the packers are just that good this year
#1 defense easy

>>150679801
>Von Miller
Could've sworn this unc was retired

Hey fellow KC redditors!

I recently got divorced and have been going to gaybars with my Mahomes jersey so people would know I wanted them to wear it while I sucked their cock before prepping it for my asshole, but my ex-wife is claiming the jersey in divorce proceedings.

I only have 17 dollars in my account and I don't work. What should I do?!?

>>150679805
F

>thread has zero screenshots of the AFCW divisional standings posted
Come on man, live it up the Chiefs aren't going to be at the basement of the West all season, so get your laughs on now.

Is it possible to trade coaches? I would gladly replace Harbaugh with Cambell. At least he’s going to end a game in a blaze of glory instead of slowing down and pussying out. Also he possesses accountability.

>>150679824
>the Chiefs aren't going to be at the basement of the West all season
True, they'll be as high as third when all's said and done

it doesnt mayter

Fuck Josh McDipshit

hi y’all! i’m a woman who has been a football fan since i started walking, a chiefs fan for just as long, and a taylor swift fan for over 15 years and i genuinely want to say that this sub is the safest space that i have been in as a woman interested in football. i’m a silent member, but y’all are so kind, never hateful, and never misogynistic. you’ve accepted swifties with open arms and that makes me so proud! being a woman who lives for football, it’s hard engaging in conversation in spaces that are frankly frightening for women! but y’all continue to make me happy i know friday sucked, but i hope all of your fantasy teams won and i hope y’all have a great week! we’ll get ‘em next time

>>150679794
>>150679769
>>150679821
Ok these are actually kinda funny

>>150679769
kek mutthomes does look like a mexican

What does Dak Prescott and a Chic-fil-A manager have in common?
Neither show up for work on Sunday

>>150679671
What's with zoomers and the fixation with butt stuff?

raider jenny is depressed this must be their year

AHHH REEEEEE THE QHEEFS ATE AT THE BLTTOM OF AFC WIMBELTON AND YALL KEEP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THEM

SHIT USHURSHIR
SBUT
SHUR
SHUR SHUR SHUT SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>150679843
fluoride/estrogen in the water

This new KCcuck faux-reddit stuff is unironically top tier shitposting

>>150679854
Wdym fake
>>150679834
This post is on the front page of /r/kansascitychiefs

mutthomes more like mexihomes lol

>>150679854
It was funny once, not ten times in a row. But then again, that's reddit for ya.

its so funny seeing cucks and leftists who hate the south saying "ya'll" because "you guys" is le sexist

>>150679866
Brother in christ y'all has been a thing libtards say for the last 15 years

Yoooo how we hanging /r/KCtrans

Anyone know a good place to get a cheap Mahomes jersey? My nonbinary boyfriend wants me to wear one when I peg him but I still haven't fully transitioned yet and am really strapped for cash. ANY SUGGESTIONS??

Hypothetically speaking if the Ravens fired Harbaugh mid season who are feasible realistic replacements? Besides Monken

Never doubt the only QB in NFL history

>>150679866
I'd rather say yall than you guys but it's too ingrained now 2bh.

>>150679866
So which one are you? El oh el

>>150679804
>They should phase Montgomery out a little bit

If your Oline can't open up holes for the RBs, then take them outside and while this isn't the perfect solution, it's better then blindly trying to run up the middle again and again. 44 yards COMBINED from Montgomery and Gibbs is criminal.

>>150679810
>the packers are just that good this year

The Lions Dline did good against the run but Jordan Love had all day to make passes as there was no pass rush (who needs Za'Darius, amiright?...)

>#1 defense easy

Lions OC Morton made it easy for them, as was scheming a jr.high football game. The guy is a total fraud, you don't go from #1 offense to dogshit because one guy on the Oline retired.

>>150679887
i'm not an inbred sister fucking southerner nor a leftist cuck so i say "you guys"

travis hunter is ugly af

youse guys is sovl

>>150679866
I still say y'all even though I'm not a libtard, half because I'm not letting them steal a word and half because it's really funny when it makes people seethe.

Hey guys my husband wants our bull to wear an away Mahomes jersey when our Venezuelan migrant bull fucks me in every hole, but I put my foot down and told him Paco should wear a home jersey when he fucks my ass and maybe mouth too

Is it time to leave him?

>>150679866
for me it's "folks"

>>150679879
> that "tank"

WTF am I looking at?

>M8 HMC turret
>with a fuckhuge howitzer?
>T-34 chassis
> with another track perpendicular?

>>150679873
>how we hanging
kek

THAT FRAUD HILLARY AND CROOKED PRITZKER HATE WHEN REAL MISSOURANS LIKE ME LET MY BIG BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND POUND MY GAY ASSHOLE WEARING MAHOMES'S JERSEY. WE MUST LET FREEDOM RING AND MY ASSHOLE DRIP WITH CUM. THANK YOU AMERICA STAY TUNED

>>150679773
this clanker gave me a boner :)

Jake Tonges my anus

>>150679687
>kills his WR by accident

What bothers me about all this is the part where Haitian immigrants refuse to wear a Mahomes jersey before shoving their cock in my mouth and sometimes ass. What sort of governor would allow this??

PLEASE vote in the next missouri gubernatorial election so we can make them wear the jersey

im a chiefs fan and I like when my wife cuckolds me interracial style, sometimes I even let the bull use me homosexual style and after we have all had our fun I like to make a nice meal for us, my favorite is tacos mexican style :)

so what happened to the dolphins? They're completely healthy, still have the nerd "offensive genius," and have all those fast dudes. Why did they suck so bad?

>>150679952
>>150679953
>That one chiefs fan ITT rn

im a chiefs fan and i'm afraid of ICE

>>150679958
clots are elite

>>150679958
Pua is poo, but more than that they have zero heart or motivation, the culture (or what's left of it) is completely rotten. The biggest red flag was that one guy who was complaining that the Bears were "too physical" during joint practice, that's embarrassing to even think about

>>150679893
Agreed. He doesn't deserve her.

>>150679983
Does she have any nudes

¡Hey, /r/KChomelessHaitianimmigrantBulls!

Congrats once again on becoming the most highly visited KC area subreddit earlier this year :)

Just wanted to say thank you for all the help and support you've given me and my wife this year and don't worry, we aren't mad not all of you can afford a Mahomes jersey to wear while you fuck all of our wives. THAT BEING SAID I AM GIVING AWAY 3 MAHOMES JERSEYS JUST COMMENT WITH YOUR PAYPAL ADDRESS

i'll be selecting winners at random but may make exceptions if you PM pictures of your bulge.

¡LA MEJOR DE LAS SUERTES!

>>150680000
Nice roll and kek

>>150679971
having Tyreek Hill in the locker room must be terrible for the culture
he's evil, retarded, wholly unlikable and has never been held accountable for anything

>>150679995
Unfortunately no. There's video of her cheating on Travis, but it seems to be after the fact because she has a shirt on.

Lions missed their two year window.

>>150680000
>¡LA MEJOR DE LAS SUERTES!

>>150680016
And this pic of her letting someone grope her in the club while Travis was waiting for her in the car.

>>150680008
That's literally all niggers. That's why belichick preferred slow Whites over untameable negroes

I'm thinking it's time to go to bed.

>>150680037
Why does she have an E.T. finger? Is that edited?

>>150680061
She had her nails did.

>>150679487
>alabama qb

>>150680037
>another black guy
why is this dumb latinx like this

Im so fucking tired of the buffalo bills

Hey guys I'm a Venezuelan here illegally and I was just wondering if I should move to Kansas City? I got a really good offer to be a stay at home assfucker for a gay couple, they just said I need to wear a Mahomes jersey 24/7 no exceptions.

Should I pull the trigger here?

>>150680072
I think some girls have an ugly fetish. A 9/10 who I worked with was involved with several very ugly guys before I dated her (and I had messed up teeth at the time).

>>150679196
>>150680080
Hmmm...

>>150680114
New

How quickly you freaks forget. Baker GX Mayfield owns you.

>>150680093
This is like strategic, professional tier hating. Chiefs fans have been annoying as shit on this board for a number of years now so I'll allow it

>>150680048
>randy moss
I love when racism makes you smooth brains stupid

>>150679895
what about the yinzers

>>150678923
It wasn't under the radar really just not as in your face and visibly faggy until the vikings decided to put that bullshit out.

>>150679343
I'd say packers but they're too black so it's easily Dallas

>>150679455
no but he was trending up and then just busted harder than me in your mom

>>150679481
Talent wise no but he's a perfect fit for the team and clutch as fuck.