Thread 150673230

Chiefs lost

>>150672534
>>150672454
sorry ran out of time, the game started and also i might have lied about being commissioned or even an artist lol

7 > 3
learn your place mutts

Are NFL turf really that hard? Playes seem to be falling on something just barely better than concrete. I am used to playing real football on grass fields (using actual cleats to not slip, you burgerian dingus) and falling down on grass is very easy.

Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson

Someone post the video of Lamar shitting himself

S T E E L
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Bills (14-3)
Patriots (9-8)
Jets (6-11)
Dolphins (3-14)

>>150673267
A lot of the fields are grass, but some are fake astroturf. The field the Chiefs and Chargers played in Brazil was supposedly half real half fake.

I trust Jayden Daniels to be a franchise QB. I do NOT trust Adam Peters or Josh Harris to properly build a sustainable winner around him now, let alone whenever they're forced to reset the market to play Jayden. I fear he's doomed to being like Joe Burrow, ie one miraculous playoff run surrounded by years of teambuilding malpractice...

>>150673286
Swap Jets and Pats and I agree

say the lines, statmutt

>Giants HC Brian Daboll didn’t commit to Russell Wilson as his Week 2 starter.
uh oh Russ bros

>>150673230 (OP)
BASED Geno

>>150673327
I don't get how they looked worse than last year. If Russell's first read wasn't there he just freaked out and got sacked.

>ravens defense still kinda sucks
Uh oh. Looks like all the pressure will be on LaMeme again (you know what that means - STINKY)

[Raanaan] Giants' Daboll doesn't commit to Wilson as Week 2 starter

>>150673347
Jaxson Dart isn't that much better, I dare them to put Jameis in for peak chaos

Lamar and Josh Allen are so much fun to watch.

>>150673267
Veteran's stadium caused so many injuries and ended careers because of the terrible turf. The surface was so bad it was compared to playing on concrete.

Packers won today, that's pretty cool right?

>>150673267
Modern turf fields aren't too bad to play on but grass and dirt is still vastly superior and a lot nicer on the legs and joints. Also hurts a hell of a lot less to fall on. Unfortunately most teams are cheap faggots and go with turf instead because even a state of the art turf field is way cheaper than grass and it's hard to keep grass alive and healthy in a dome.

>>150673360
>[Raanaan] Giants' Daboll doesn't commit to Wilson as Week 2 starter
we are definitely seeing Jaxson Dart on the field this year

>>150673230 (OP)
GENO ON TOP

>it's a "you now remember Bo Nix has a temper" episode

He sperged out like 3 times in the first half

>>150673397
they wrote him off but he didn't write back tho

Joey Bosa is beyond washed and just sucks now

Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately

>>150673411
i dont watch the broncos though

>Brady's entire drive to hire Pete was because he wanted him for his HC and Kraft instead stuck him with Belicuck
RaiderK I N O

>>150673428
The amount of anti-packer posting in this general immediately after the Parsons trade tells me everyone is terrified of them. I can see them easily winning the NFC. They’re finally elite on both sides of the ball.

>>150673411
>thro pix

>>150673500
It's literally just the Viqueer spammer. He constantly downplays the Packers and spams the same 5 webms. I'm surprised more people don't call him out on it.

>>150673377
>its a "bengals try to kill their own franchise AGAIN" episode

>>150673500
Don't get too excited. The Lions are going to be legitimately awful without Benny J. Their defense still blows and Jared is Goofier than ever before.

Berds

>>150673411
He wouldn't be so mad if he didn't make so many turnovers.

>>150673500
Their corners are still dogshit and I'm not convinced about their interior pass rush.
Love also didn't look great. Got bailed out of an Int and had 2 more almost ints.

If the Packers look good against the Eagles I'll think they might be legit, otherwise I see them as paper tigers

>>150673387
I never patted you guys on the back for beating the Lions before and I'm not going to start now.

why do i keep thinking harbaugh won two super bowls

>>150673531
I wish he'd go away! He keeps owning us just like KOC owns us!!!

>>150673411
He's got that white boy rage in him. Pundits will call it "passion". If he was black they'd call him... well, y'know what they'd call him.

>>150673428
Let's hope it'll last.

>>150673531
I call him out all the time and he gets so buttmad over it lmfao.

lol

>>150673600
>blo dix

>>150673600
>Blo Dix
Lmao

Looking more and more like the AFC belongs to the Bills this year. The Chargers and the Steelers are their biggest challengers right now.

>>150673600
Mims is open too if he's led a bit

>lions
What did we do to deserve this
I just wanted them to not be total shit

>>150673600
they're both open though

>>150673617
>Looking more and more like the AFC belongs to the Bills this year

>>150673639
Campbell warned you guys. That choke against the 49ers was your one shot

>>150673639
You are the most insufferable faggot, in /nfl/ to begin with

>>150673536
Lions gave up 4 sacks and had 2.1 ypc. God-king Ben Johnson is doing nothing with how terrible the o-line got slapped around today. Legitimately the worst o-line play since Campbell has been there. Also Love got bailed out by the refs as he tried to give the game away as usual. The NFC’s Mutt.

>>150673600
Bix needs to calm the fuck down. He did the same thing last year

>>150673411
HOT-BLOODED sentai leader

>>150673617
Packers vs Ravens in the owl. Packers win and JLove begins his HoF campaign

fucking clown

>>150673664
>be Wions and like your team
>this absolutely mind breaks some autist on here

>>150673676
Green gay will be a wild card exit as per usual.
Manlove is still ass

>>150673639
fell for campbell unfortunately. it has the doubly unfortunate meaning that ben is probably going to make caleb williams at least serviceable at quarterback (since he made goof look good) which is also bad news for the lions.

don't hang your head too much, betting on the wrong horse internally happens to every team

>>150673683
Fine buck

>>150673683
zesty ahh mf

Once the offense settles in my Broncies will be legitimately unstoppable.

>>150673600
Thro Pix sophomore slump killed all the hype for a Buncos divisional winner.

>>150673683
what streamer channel?

>>150673711
use words zoomer

>>150673703
Can confirm, Mike Tomlin was the DC of the Kangz many years ago.
Fortunately we now have the best coach in the division

>>150673683
imagine having a billion dollar sports franchise and betting it all on this shrimp

>>150673683
he walks like he's got a buttplug in

>>150673347
They have poor pass protection and after you get hit or pressured often enough you start getting happy feet and tuck the ball sooner because you're afraid of being hit while you throw.

>>150673683
hater

Is Tommy DeVito even on a team??

Do the ravens still have Agholor?

>>150673732
Starting to think the Kangz will win the division easily at this point.

Why are there so many zesty QBs these days? It seems like they’re all trying to outzest each other

>>150673764
LMAO (no)

>>150673347
Russ couldn’t see several open receivers over the middle and had multiple sacks where he ran out of the pocket into a Dlineman.

>>150673765
QB is the gayest position on the field. You're getting paid to have your hand up a man's ass every play.

>>150673684
You should really stop using reflexively using “autist” as your go-to insult, it really hurts your ability to pretend to not be who you are. It’s hilaruous how retarded you are
>Inb4 Schizo Alert

z e s t y

>>150673751
Pats

>>150673765
Jews

>>150673684
Yeah that’s not what happens lol, you always try this innocent babby act after your shit team gets exposed. Which means I’ve seen it for several years now. But when you’re winning you’re the most aggro faggot here

>>150673797
>the gayest position on the field
No, the gayest position on the field is being on the gayvens franchise.

>>150673764
With the Lions cooked, and the Kangz massively improving at QB, Oline, Dline, and RB?
Yea, I genuinely think we'll go 5-1 in the north and 13-4

Derrick Henry is the GOAT RB and idgaf what anybody says

>>150673703
I blame Morton that OC more than Campbell
What the FUCK were those playcalls?
Goff in his defense had to choice but to check down since the offensive line was getting blown up every play anyways

>>150673797
only gay if you don't wear gloves

>>150673750
Zesty ass bucks nowadays

>>150673867
>there is only one lions poster in /nfl/ history
Seek medical attention

>>150673874
Logically this should happen. To actually make it work they need to destroy every single team and win it all or there's no possible way for them to ever win. It's the best team I've been alive for.

are the lions done?

>>150673973
Looks like it fortunately. The bag of tricks don't work anymore.

>>150673947
Flag on

>>150673947
That guy did the same shit with me last thread, he needs to seek antipsychotics or lead aspirin.

Patty Cuckitini

>entire AFC East on pace to go 0-17

is it time for the NFL to step in and do something about this division?

>>150673886
teddy bridgewater confirmed for staightest qb

>>150673973
Always have been

>>150673991
Their bag of tricks moved to Chicago. Week 2 in the dome is gonna be fun.

>>150673973
Window is closed, that's for sure

>>150673950
Might be the best team for the next few years, I don't think Flores will be back after this year, some owner is going to force themselves to hire him as a HC

why people think this paintin' manning guy is funny
corny as fuck. he looks like someone that is the least talented guy in his own family and like a creep that raped someone in a locker room before

It isn't fun if the razors are just sticking out of the cake where I can see them

Bills defense is probably not that bad objectively they just have the unfortunate task of containing Derrick Henry

Everytime I'm around my sister, I think about choking her

>>150674098
He's actually the most talented person in his family by a pretty wide margin, at least in the regular season. His fetal alcohol syndrome brother is better in the post season though.

Bosa getting torched on zone read

Dude the Bills fucking SUCK.
I'm sorry Buffalo-chan....

>>150674156
You should angrily fist her instead

>>150673973
Hopefully that cringey "Wions" shit is

What does Moody have on Shanahan is he on the list?

>touchback gets spotted on the 35
>returns go to the 30
The competition committee should've all died in a plane crash a decade ago

Buffalo fags got so fucking cocky lmao

>>150674202
I just need to not be around her. I don't want to go to jail or end up seriously hurting her. Shes just an awful person.

ELITE grab by Keon Coleman

>>150674218
Ravens lost week 2 last year to the Raiders with Gardner Minshew kek Wions still here senpai.

>time to put on the cape
Oh shit raven bros... somebody stop this white boy

>>150673639
>Don't resign your veteran stud at G
>All-pro C retires
>Oline is now shit
This was not hard to see coming. Can't run the ball or pass protect with a rookie, a second year 5th rounder and a career backup on the interior. Just gonna have to wait for next offseason to fix it and try again.

>>150674273
give her to me
I can fix her

Does Bo Nix take amphetamines? Serious question

>>150674297
Sure, kid.
>Ravens out of nowhere
Yeah, you're cooked

>>150674156
With your cock?

>>150673676
GB over KC screencap it

>>150674330
>Don't resign your veteran stud at G
>All-pro C retires
>Oline is now shit
interesting, my Eagles only got better after that exact thing happened to them last year

>>150674373
KC won’t even make the playoffs

>>150674390
You’re shaking

I'm walking around in full Puckers gear acting like I have the biggest dick in town today

>>150674373
If Love gets all of his pick sixes refballed away I could see it. Puckfags went all in just for a Division exit instead of a WC one.

I hate being an Eagles fan

>>150674400
Yeah you are

>>150674432
Lmao you’re a joke

>>150674426
But you won?

>>150674373
The Packers were not a Micah away from the superbowl.

Isnt Derrick Henry that running back that cooper Dejean blew up last season? Why is buffalo having such a hard time booty blasting him?

>>150674459
They also got receivers

>>150674493
Derrick Henry historically owns the Bills. Even back on the Titans he’d always put up monster numbers against them.

Berds

>>150674511
Yeah that’s the play. I taught my kids to do that celebration afterwards lel

>>150673377
The lineman helplessly running behind and completely missing his blocker while Jose Donkey gets absolutely crushed is comedy gold

>>150674330
It's not that I didn't think the online would be worse
It's that it was holy shit levels of bad
But maybe the green bay defense was just that good and make them look worse than they are

>>150674534
Cooper's highlights from the superbowl run are really underrated

Pick up some chunk yards and Ravens can still make it a 2 possession game with a FG.

>>150674494
They have a bunch of WR2s. They don't have a single elite talent in the receiver room, and that didn't change with Golden.

>>150674581
Indeed

>>150674330
Letting Zeitler leave was head scratcher
Can't blame Ragnow for wanting to be able to walk and be functional when he's older

Where do I go now that I've gone too far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylGkm2EHHvE

>>150674373
you said that last year then green gay got blown out in the WC round

>>150674493
He didn't even have a chance to get his feet set, you all act like Cooper lit him up as he was running downhill

Say something nice about the NFL's current rushing leader

>>150674731
who is that?

>>150674703
Oh yeah I remember that retard lmao
He kept saying how he's predicted every superbowl for like 10 years and green gay was totally going to win it
Then they got bussy blasted by the eagles

Prater is based

The positives from Week1:

-The defensive rookies look legit (the first four draft picks)
-The defense isn’t perfect but it already looks so much better.
-Divine Deablo showed why he was signed.
-Michael Penix Jr looks like the real deal.

I might be missing some things.

>Rams win
>Chargers win
The SoFi Sweep!

>>150674772
It's good from 43!

those goofs really thought they could just leave kek
dumbasses

>>150674752
>who is that?
The league leader in rushing yards in 2025.

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
WE WUZ REFFIES N SHEIT

>HOLD ON, BALTIMORE
>HOLD ON

>>150674822
What are those animals doing?

Got a good one

>>150674885
I don’t know, I don’t know enough about Japanese folklore and culture to explain that webm

WRs and QBs = Women
>coddled
>modern society simps and enables them
>draws in views & money making big number go up
>men (defense & running) being made obsolete
>get a booboo fighting with all the rules stacked in your favor against a much larger & stronger man= domestic violence

>>150674883
>he said calmly

>>150673267
they're awful, i hate playing on that astro turf

>>150674731
That's not derik henry

Pretty fun day of football. Lot of surprises, but Danny Dimes dunking his nuts on the Dolphins is the biggest one for me. AFC North should be fun outside of Cleveland as well, nice to see Rodgers looking sharp.

>>150673267
>falling down on grass is very easy
Oh, we know.

Bears are a shit team

>>150674984
We don’t know that yet

>>150674885
They are Mareep, the Wool Pokémon, and they are absorbing electricity to make their wool more fluffy.

>>150674951
Yeah because it's Travis Etienne

why does jason garrett exist

That tall black chick is just there to shame the male analysts lol

>>150673267
They suck. They give you rug burn and you pick little particles out of your socks and underwear after the game. But I played on way worse grass fields in my life than any astroturf field could ever be. I played peewee football in broken glass and dogshit a few times.

>>150675004
Cowboys DEI hire

did I just hear the "wow" meme on national tv?

>>150675011
>playing football with friends at the local park
>you get wrapped up near a pile of dogshit
>tell your friend "i'm down" so he doesn't throw you into it
take me back bros

>scoring is down almost 10 points league-wide
in completely unrelated news, half the starting qbs in the league are, drumroll please... black!

>>150675048
wow, my own meme on national television that's incredible!

>>150675062
THERE IT IS

the entire nbc studio crew is just awful
it's like they set out to collect the worst talent in the industry just to be silly

>>150675113
I hate collinsworth and turico. Worst crew so far this season. Only one worse is Buck and aikman tomorrow

>>150675113
the black lady host has delusional DEI confidence

Week 1 hot takes
- Go Burds, Cow girls are still sufficiently hilarious
- Chiefs Dynasty is over, Herbie runs the division now
- NFC South still objectively the funniest division
- Danial Jones is gonna go full Payton as a Colt
- Aaron Glenn will be a good coach for the Jets
- Most of the bottom teams (NYG, CAR, MIA, CLE, NE, OAK) are still atrocious
- Loins don't have the juice this year
- NFC West is all squarely middle of the pack teams
- GB PHI NFC title game, BAL BUF AFC title game are locked in

I know the Bengals took a different approach to the preseason to try and get off to a better start, but it didn't really work. Defense and the Browns being bad bailed them out. For whatever reason, Joe Burrow doesn't seem to get it going till the weather starts cooling down.

>>150675123
Buck and Aikman are literally the best.

Kill all kickers
decapitate all kickers
wipe all kickers bloodlines
Castrate all kickers
hang all kickers
burn all kickers

>>150675156
Jesus Marino, calm down

>>150675152
They're the best at being the worst

Would to trust this man to put your fries in the bag

>>150675156
this just reminded me of when Peyton Manning ended the Colts' very good kicker's career for acting like a retard.

>>150675123
>>150675152
Al Michael and Herbstreit are clearly the worse

>>150675150
Browns weren't even that bad on offense, they outplayed the bengals for the most part, they just lacked a Runner(Which they'll hopefully get next week with Judkins), Both picks were popped up by the WR and the kicker is a bitch.

Short haired Henry is weird

>>150675194
This

>>150675194
>>150675152
Favorite team?

Jests are torching this shitass razorcake defense next week lmfao

>>150675207
And both of Flacco's ints were drops by the receivers. Bengals were horrible today. It makes no sense how they can be so bad to start each season and so good to end. Very strange since it typically is the other way for teams.

I thought it was the Bills’ year?

>>150675220
Titans

>>150675230
I doubt that.

Jaguars would booty blast both of these shit teams.

>>150675249
>>150675252
>>150675257
See>>150675255

I don't care if it leads to more returns and field position, the new kickoff system is gay as fuck. It just looks stupid with the kicker all by himself and everyone standing around like lumps on a log. There was something beautiful about a charging line running with the kicker to clash into the receiving team. This is just ugly.

>>150675249
Not with this defense. This looks like the 2024 bungle defense. I know they have some injuries so maybe it improves, but they're getting manhandled on every level.

>>150675278
see
>>150674841

>>150675177
He'd definitely doink them off the side if the bag spilling them everywhere . These no way this dude isn't the worst kicker in the league right now.

Come home, Buffalo

Josh Allen needs to learn how to dunk and dunk. This dude always tries to force the big play instead of taking what the defense gives him.

>>150673600
Nix Bood

Manifesting a Tuaesque concussion for Josh Allen

>>150673387
I don't like the Packers though. Although was kinda funny to see the lions get bussy blasted

The most kino Superb Owl matchup would be...?

>>150673973
Yes, we killed them last year

If Bill had drafted DK Metcalf, Brady would have never left.

>>150675372
jasgs v loins

How impressive is Allen actually once you take away his signature PI and RTP calls? Trevor Lawrence tier?

>everyone laughs at them but they are elite
which team is this after week 1?

Little fucker ran under errybuddy

>>150675372
Bills vs. Vikings - Chokeoff

>>150673973
losing their OC seems to have ended the magic. not gonna say done yet, but today was pretty ugly.

>>150673683
Jorts are comfy. Don't knock it till you try it

>>150675397
iggles

>Hamlins trying to cheat
Per usual.

>Going for 2 there
McDermott can't coach

WE NEED TO FIRE PAYTON IMEDIATELY
THE DEFENSE CANNOT KEEP BAILING OUT HIS RETARDED ASS PLAYS

>>150675397
Jets, unironically

>>150673973
Unironically think that the bears are gonna beat the lions next week.

Just took a runny Tua. Just absolutely fucking painted my Detoilet

>>150675397
Eagles, Steelers

Can someone explain to me why the Bills went for 2 there?

>>150675372
Raiders vs Seahawks

>taking points off the board
Rookie mistake

>>150675397
i dont get this that lady is very pretty

>>150675449
jets can't be elite until they clean up the slop, too many mistakes

>>150675123
Rich Eisen is literally nails on a chalkboard level bad

>>150675476
Because why not

>>150673320
No

wait, the vikings QB has a zoomer perm????

>>150675372
Chiefs Bills

good guys won today

>>150675123
We like Buck and Aikman here

>>150675476
Because going for the tie is loser mentality.

Jayden got that AURA

>>150675505
Step aside boomers. Zoomers are in the league now

Caleb got that BUSSY

>>150675505
My pubes look like this.

>>150675518
It's the 3rd quarter tho

>>150673683
Where do these black athletes get all these zesty outfits?!

>>150675537
The first Zoomers are 28

Lamar is incapable of throwing into man coverage, it’s embarrassing

>>150675516
No we don’t

AFC East is about to be winless tonight kek

It's simple: we push the receiver out of bounds

Props to the NFL for somehow making a worse commercial break track than the 12 second dubstep loop.

>>150675565
Jets are winning the AFCE. Aaron Glen is the only competent coach in the division.

>Everyone in the AFC West won except the QUEEFS
KWAB

>>150675558
There was a dead zone between millennials and zoomers. Real zoomers were born after 2001. And millennials (derogatory) were born prior to 96. Those born in that gap are neither, we are godkings, inheritants of the earth and all of its spoils

Reminder that Justin Herbert got to fuck Madison Beer who is an order of magnitude hotter than Taylor Swift.

>>150675625
>we are godkings, inheritants of the earth and all of its spoils
nigga most of yall can't even afford to buy a house

>>150675496
Why'd they have to name him Penis Jr? That's just cruel

Allen is such a beast bro

someone watch the film for me and give me copium

>>150675645
Give it time. Patience.

>>150675372
Steelers cowboys

>>150675654
you won?

>>150675372
Steelers and Bears

>>150675654
I would be ecstatic if I were a Bengals fan. They did their typical shitty opening game and still managed to win. You know you'll finish the season strong. Their schedule isn't bad, but even if they play bad 3-1 or 2-2 is easily doable. You got Burrow and Chase, and the defense didn't look as bad as last year. Fuck off with the moping faggot, a lot of us have it way worse than you.

>>150675372
Raiders vs 49ers

>>150675625
shut up zoomer
>>150675645
no one can, even boomers.

>>150675654
the browns have sneaky good d until they reach hopelessness

>>150675654
Just take the rare early season W, and it's intra division. Stoolers barely beat the Jest and Ravens could lose, though maybe unlikely. We could be sitting at the top of the division instead of starting 1-4 like usual. I'd take this over losing 37-40.

>>150675726
The NFL scriptwriters will never let it happen. Too kino

>>150675372
Steelers vs Rams, Rodgers and Tomlin vs Stafford and McVay.

Packers > Bears

I just don't understand how one organization can be so fucking bad at offense collectively

>>150675756
It would be a bloodbath

the bills' secondary is terrible man. bad communication and dudes are just getting lost out there.

Incredible catch.

sick catch

>>150675767
Jordan Manlove has negative aura. Tries to do a cringe Rodgers impersonation but without the intelligence.

>MVP WATCH
Aaron Rodgers
Lamar Jackson
Justin Herbert

"NEVERMORE"
-the raven

>>150675768
Josh McDaniels is a terrorist

>>150675853
>bustin sherbert
lolno

Why do the Buffalo Bills exist?

Anyways

>>150675853
>MVP Watch
I'm thinking a quarterback, probably the one who throws the most touchdowns or whose team wins the most games

Why don't cinrerbacks just practice running backwards than receiver practice running forwards? Seems like you'd gain an insane advantage if you could stay behind the further up field than the receiver you're covering while being able to watch the qb the whole time. You'll know exactly where the ball is going before the receiver does.

>>150675905
Learn ball

>>150675372
Jags vs Bucs with the Jags having enough injuries in the secondary that Travis Hunter has to play both sides full time

>>150675914
snow games

>>150675853
already put $50 on daniel jones mvp

One game is all I need to know Geno Smith is elite and will win MVP
362 yards in the rain, that boy is good

>>150675957
heh

No issues with Lamar pushing that fan. He didn't punch or anything, and the fan was being a retard. That should be a play on tho he'll prolly get fined.

>Matthew Stafford is the 10th QB to reach 60,000 yards
>Does it against the best pass rush duo in the league
APOLOGIZE

well, the bills did better than last year, so kudos to them

>>150675996
Bills seems pretty bad

>>150675853
>Most Valuable Bussy watch

Moments that made you do this today?

I know it’s week 1 and all, but how long do we have to see McDermott waste Josh Allen? This shit is really getting sad.

>>150675958
The Raiders are fun this year. Chip calling plays for Jeanty and Bowers and they have some dudes on defense if Adams and White can be rejuvenated. I hope they fuck the Queefs up.

>>150675958
Man I would love to see Geno win an MVP

>>150675372
Bears v Steelers

>>150675933
kys nigger

Ladies and Gentlemen, your KWAB of the week

Ravens are putting on a tackling clinic. Almost nothing after catches. Say what you want about them, but they're well coached.

>>150676066
Seethe

>>150676086
John Harbaugh has never been a fluke. He's one of those guys that I legitimately think would have as many rings as Belichick if it had been HIM coaching Tom Brady.

>>150673230 (OP)
>game is good
>have to be at work in 8 hours
Goddammit.

>>150676086
lmao

>>150676086
and of course as soon as i post this lmao

>>150676024
>clowns
It's actually embarrassing the Bengals didn't beat them by 2 scores. Yeah division rivalries can be a shit show and it's the Bengals with no oline against myles garret but the Browns are a really bad team.

>>150675817
>>150675886
It's not just him, the whole fucking thing has been SHIT for 3 fucking years now

Why does Josh Allen kiss all of his teammates everytime he scores a TD?

>>150676155
Leadership

Josh Allen just ran in for a TD over my house!

>>150676155
So he can taste his wife’s vagina for the first time in weeks.

>>150676155
He's secure with his sexuality

Don't understand that playcall at all. Gotta have the 2 points, why not make that a run pass option for Allen?

Both OCs are cooking with hot grease

>Loins got assblasted by the Puckers
Lifelong Lions fans, how do we cope?

Bills not looking good

>>150676215
New Tigers fan here

>>150676155
people try harder when they feel appreciated

How'd your team do today, /nfl/?

Do NFL players pad their butts or do all of these guys have succulent bussies?

>>150676262
an ugly lucky win is still a win

>>150676215
Eat your vitamins and say your prayers that Benny J doesn't cook you next week at home.

>got cucked out of the near impossible 1 pointer
Scorigami bros, we were robbed.

>after assistance from replay
is this new?

>>150676262
My team drafted future hall of famer Daniel jones

Bills are still shit and it shows. Fake MVP

Have you guys ever thought about how dogshit the Hamlins defense is?

Lmao, the Bills are ass

>>150676325
I had no Clot expectations this year at all. They got some nice pieces, and I really like Alec Pierce as a deep threat, but their destruction of the Phins was impressive as fuck. Happy to see the change of scenery working out for Danny Dimes. The Giants really are QB purgatory.

>>150676324
College spent the past few weeks saying "after video review," which is new for them, too. I think some kind of memo has gone out to specifically mention that they're looking at video evidence, presumably to take the heat off the reffies? I guess.

>throwing shit at Henry
Oh theyre SEETHING

The bills are not a serious team

DOINK

DOINK

>Bills had a 40 bomb dropped on them
Delete the franchise lmao

>>150676155
Bros over hoes

>>150676215
We were hiding our power level so we can btfo BJ at home for talking shit about Goff. Yeah, that's what it was

D O I N K
O
I
N
K

did they fucking throw something at Henry?

KWAB

>>150676460
Some kind of bottle yeah

>>150676270
They do squats

>>150676262
Less than desired, could be worse though

>>150676262
Pretty pretty good

>>150676495
didn't watch the game, how'd jeanty do?
I know geno looked good

Lamar Jackson is the real MVP

>>150676262
Saints are probably going 0-4 to start the season but they were better than I expected.

Bills defense is terrible. Josh Allen is gonna have to do MVP shit again this year to keep them competitive. Aside from the secondary issues, you can pretty much pick any front 7 matchup and watch the Raven's manhandle it.

Fraud watch
>Bills
>Lions
>My Chiefs sadly

>>150676475
Are you happy now, Baltipoors? You made the gay fireman sad

Belt to ass

>>150676484
I miss that Kirk
Nu-Kirk is a cuck

Trash Allen

So the Falcons really have no recourse to protest that Fucking game? How can they review a prior play when they Fucking ran a snap already! I've never seen that happen ever!

>>150676493
Forgot, I'm a Seahawks fan. Thought we'd get blown out but it managed to be close.

Fuck that hoe for me 8 <3

Damn Ravens are really looking unstoppable

>>150676539
>Chiefs are last in AFCW
Fucking grim.

Is he still on the roster tomorrow?

>>150676628
What do you mean, t's beautiful
Fucking beautiful

>>150676262
49ers, should not have won that game but >our defense stepped up a lot. A LOT to clean up on offense, and the injuries are killer, but the schedule is pretty easy so we'll see

Need Moody in a body bag though, he has to have dirt on Shanahan or Lynch for him to still be on the team

Fake MVPS look real until they're next to real ones

>bitch Hamlins get the ball chipped to measure first down
>still get cucked
KWAB

Allen didn't even try to throw it, he leaned right into the sack

>>150676519
Painfully average, dangerously close to bust territory. Although it looked like maybe the Patriots sold out to stop the run which is why Geno was able to throw so well

>>150676664
Nah you guys won fair and square as much as I hate to admit it.
In a defensive battle the better offense prevailed.

40-31 would be Scorigami WHAT THE FUCK ALLEN MAKE A TD PLAY

Allen is trash

KINGS

And that'll do it. Interesting games today

>>150676730
He only plays well against permashitters like the lolphins. Speaking of, did Bahamanon show up?

>>150676475
Hey be nice to him, he has to get up at 4am to go work at the broken glass factory or whatever depressing things they do in buffalo

Bills do not wanna even wanna try to win this

>>150676769
He hasn't been spotted here in months

0-17 loading

>>150676718
I meant in terms of mistakes, two bad picks and two missed FGs should be a shut out game but the defense really stepped up. You guys need to cut Woolen though, he was getting dicked by Pearsall all game

>>150676628
>>150676663
Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2 yet only lost by one possession.
They are also playing a rookie LT and LG who have zero pro experience at their current positions, they will get better with time.

>>150676687
Ball isn't chipped, NFL didn't even bother explaining it to anyone. The ref still spots it manually then 6 """SONY 8000MK ULTRA ULTRA HD" cameras look at in and ai says, "yep, it's exactly where the ref just put it"

It's absolutely retarded.

Crazy that people were using "Hurts" and "MVP" in the same sentence a couple days ago. There are three players in this game that are already showing why he's not even in a realistic conversation

>>150676784
Honestly don't blame him. Dolphins are unwatchable and he was outed as a Ledditor.

>>150676800
Wow, that's a big fucking bait and switch.

>>150676769
Last known sighting of Bahama today
>>150658734
>still 2 quarters to go

>>150676788
I mean he hasn't been the same since his rookie year where dude was lockdown almost every week. Dude is cocky as shit though. I want to give Pritchett a shot at starting.

>>150676806
>Hurts
The middling QB of the team that barely squeaked a win out of the 7-10 Cowboys? C'mon anon, nobody would be that sad.

>>150676475
le rural face

REFFIE SAW HIS MOMENT

>>150673230 (OP)
I missed the game so are there any sites where I can watch the full Packers vs Lions game from today? I'm not paying for streaming sites

>>150676475
>HDD died and I lost my massive "sad Hamlins" reaction images
It hurts.

>>150676831
Yeah. So even if they had it for the play that triggered it Buffalel still would have been marked short because it's based on where the ref spots it based on what they see on the field. It's the NFL trying to say computers made the decision and it's out of their hands.

>fans leaving the stadium down 2 scores with 8 minutes left and joshua allen

holy lmao I knew these western new yorkers were fair weather but this is something else

Allen is the biggest PI merchant in the league, 3 tiers above anyone else.

Why won't Miami fix their line knowing what they know about Tua?

>>150676958
he's got lord voldemort living on the back of his dome

>>150676944
Were you even around for the whole 2000s
Some of the grittiest motherfuckers that stuck around all game regardless of how shitty they were
Maybe those people all got old or they got thrown out for being too Buffalo

>>150676944
They didn't even sell out the playoff game against the Houston Oilers so it wasn't on local TV

And you people think Patriots fans are bandwagoners

Does anyone have the image of the reffie consoling Allen on the sideline because he didn't throw a PI or RTP flag for once?

I hate lesbian porn. It just doesn't do anything for me.

>>150676973
GANG SIGNS

Playoff predictions in order

AFC
>Ravens
>Bills
>Chargers
>Clots
>Chiefs
>Steelers
>Raiders

NFC
>Packers
>Commanders
>Rams
>Buccs
>Eagles
>49ers
>Falcons

You heard it here first

Wait, that's it?? All this talk about a two way player and he gets six fucking snaps? WTF guys

>>150676973
They want him to beat vegetable

>they kicked the 1pt
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SCORIGAMI

>>150677006
Anyways, go Chiefs.

>>150677006
They are usually too obnoxiously loud and fake. Like normal women desu

>>150676730
Lmao 40-32 isn’t I guess? Too bad huh

>>150676994
Enough about Miami being 50% all game though
Bills Mafia mogs your flying saucer stadium every time

>>150677031
Stop. Let it be my berds

>>150677031
>least overreacting to week one poster

>>150677043
you gotta remember his qb is trevor lawrence

>>150677006
Anyways, go Broncos

>>150676944
I think it's the
>and josh allen
that made them leave. He's anticlutch.

My reigning defending undisputed football champions of the world Philadelphia Eagles would booty blast either of these frauds

IT'S HAPPENING FUMBLEROOOOOOOOSKI

>>150676973
Because they know Tua ain't winning shit. If you get guys that actually protect him they'll only be in his way when he stconcussion so he runs into them and that's how we get the butt concussion.

NOT SO FAST

>fluke TD
>fluke fumble
Goodell's script writers going for that Emmy this year.

HOLY SHIT FOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>LAMEME CHOKESON
>BALTITURD

>>150677043
>average WR
>average CB
>Jags trade 2 1’s and a 2nd for him
poverty franchise

Why is Allen so bad at regular QB sneak plays?

UHHHHH LAMEMEKEKS???????

live by henry, die by henry, if only you had a qb you could trust to win the game with his arm lmao

>>150677296
SYBAU

My anus feels so good right now

>>150677291
Can't get dpi or rtp from a sneak

Fucking hell

Harbaugh

Interference no call. Bills got screwed

>>150676799
>if you lose you win
KWAB

>>150677366
>complaining about a no call
>against the razorcakes
lol
lmao even

>3 failed 2 pt conversions
holy shit

>>150677383
Shouldn't you be worrying about Marner being an albatross contract?

>>150677415
Just saying what it is. I don’t care about either team I’m an eagleschad

>>150677424
Lel

This Nate Higgers guy seems pretty good

Almost time for penis in my butt

Jesus, who's that 60 year old in the Bills uniform they just showed?

>>150677462
Matt Prater

>>150677462
Richard from Cheektowaga

>Black QB on 3rd and long
>Throws behind the sticks
Name a more iconic duo

>>150677462
The Bills 41 yo kicker. The stress of that position ages you.

The 2 point plays were all horrible, especially from the 1 yard line

buffalo buffalo buffalolololol

matt prater kino incoming

>>150677429
we don't call those that here

I'm tired and hungry

where kiwi

What the fuck happened to Matt Prater? It looks like he has liver cancer or something, 5 years ago he looked young for his age.

>>150677579
Vaxxed

The miracle in the middle of nowhere lmao

Remember Temujin is a woman!

UH OH STINKY

Lamar…

DUMBASS SHOULD HAVE LET HIM RUN IT IN

Lmao great job Buffalo. I was rooting for you the whole game. Fuck Baltimore

UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
UH OH STINKY
>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?

>>150677567
Hiding in his hobbit hole

>J'aire getting burned on the route
>fucks up by making the tackle

lols all round

SHOWER TIME FOR BALTIPOOR LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>41 year old kicker
>Win game with 41 points
Holy frickin kino

LAMEME FOR MVP
MOST VULNERABLE POOFTER

DO NOT FUCKING SCORE

>just flew in
>misses kick
>gets cut

would be kino

watch old man prater miss this

>>150677725
>goes 12/19
>MVP chants
lmao

get fucked lameme

IT'S OVER

rev up those ninjas

Welcome to Donald Trump’s America

>average 10 yards per carry
>still lose
Kek

This is the saddest shit I've ever seen. Imagine being a ratbird fan.

KWABB

Black quarterbacks lmao

JFFM suicide livestream when

>Score 40 points
>Lose
Kafkaesque

Why can't the Bills just win a game normally?

This is just like 9/11! A group of determined intelligent and motivated guys can accomplish ANYTHING!

>lose to the chiefs week 1 last year
>lose to the bills week 1 this year
This team might actually be cursed

So when does Baltipoor finally draft a real QB?

THIS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

>>150677945
>>150677945
>>150677945

THE BILLS DID NOT HAVE THE LEAD FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF GAME TIME
>AND WON

That’s an embarrassing loss, Baltimore

Don't call it a comeback

https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg

>have some faith next time
holy based cornfed peckerwood

Lel