Thread 150679911

they're so fucking shit lol

>>150679911 (OP)
>Turkey vs Germany
So Turkey 1.0 vs Turkey 2.0

>>150679938
>t. India 2.0

what’s the brown dog yappin about?

>>150679911 (OP)
>tf
>barely scrapes out a win against Andorra

>>150679911 (OP)
>be shit
>win world cup
it's what they do, you wouldn't understand

>>150679911 (OP)
Why are bongs so butthurt about Krauts? It is an incredibly one sided "feud"

>>150679938
kek

>>150680085
they've been terrified of our team for the last 5-10 years now so yeah it's quite one sided lmao

>>150679989
idk but he just said 'what’s the brown dog yappin about'

genuinely unreal how awful they are

>>150679911 (OP)
did they lose again????
i don't think they wanna go to the states honestly if that's the case cos they got completley nerfed there before ww1

>>150679911 (OP)
say that to my face and see what happens

weird how these euro teams bring in a bunch of shitskin invaders and they dont give a shit like the actual natives of their countries did decades ago

>>150679911 (OP)
Keked

>>150679911 (OP)
What gets me too is like, they've been complete wank for over ten years now. I can't think of a single world class German player who isn't collecting his pension in Spain. But /sp/ still acts like they're massive

Germans stopped caring about footy. We are a basketball nation now.

>>150681160
They were the second best team in the euros and they didn't won due refball though. They also won an international trophy more recently than England (11 years ago vs 8 decades ago)

>>150681320
Were they fuck they were shite
>muh istree

>>150679911 (OP)
wish you were right, but the reality may be another

>>150681095
i don't blame them because when the the italians go all of new jersey is gonna be there with italian jereseys
if the germans go no one with german background is even allowed to mention it, they're probably even required to call them nazis
who wants to be a part of that i wouldn't

>>150679911 (OP)
Yeah

>>150681320
The key components that made it a team are gone. No more Kroos, Neuer and Müller. Since then they lost all structure and "team work". Turning the team from a "group effort forcing the goals" to "we fully relay on individual class and hope someone has a brilliant moment".
Like yesterday it was a set piece and two moments of genius with defensive errors of a pretty shit opponent else they could've played for another 10hours and wouldn't score once.

>>150681552
So long story short, it's the manager's fault. It's on the manager to make a group work as a team after all.

>>150681611
There's no actual leader on the pitch. Kimmich is not a captain that sets the pace or hands out orders.
It's hard for Nagelsmeme, he doesn't have a single player left that is not a fuckboy more concerned about his LV Manbag and the nigger blinbling watch then actually playing footy or still a kid.

>>150681300
this but handegg

>>150679911 (OP)

Nagelsmann is a golden boy hipster manager fraud who has achieved nothing apart from winning the Bundes with Bayern (tutorial mode)

>>150682165
Handegg in Europe got the same following as the MLS in the US. Basedboys, Hispter and Faggots that don't belong/fit in any other sport.

>>150680085
WW2, with the exception of 1966 and the Falkland war, was Britain's last hurrah

>>150682416
You forgot my kind
>ameriboos

>>150682616
Oh yeah they exist. I actually enjoy Handegg too but going to a superb owl party in the pub was so sad, I've never seen such a freakshow.
Feels bad.

Why haven't Germany being able to perform since VAR become a thing?

>>150681552
The real red pill is accepting that Bayern is at fault. Germany is at it's strongest when the core is Bayern players. Which is what lead to us being so strong from 2006 to 2014. The fire surrounding Lahm and Müller. Now that Bayern is nothing but Ngubus and mentality midgets like Kimmich, the Nationalteam also happens to be shit. Big coincidence (not really). It's honestly insane how much of a difference Lahm made.

>>150683850
>somebody started a fundraiser for her
>it ended up being a paedophile trying to get her information

Kekekek

>>150684406
do Germans really

>>150684768
All the time
And you all love us for it

>>150680085
Idgi either. Apparently we are their biggest rivals or something, so I guess us only besting Northern Ireland 3-1 is something they can celebrate (since most of them werent alive when England actually last won a trophy)

>>150680425
Mate, I couldn't name you any other member of the English National team besides Harry kane and Thomas Tuchel.

>>150683303
Why other teams dont give germans a chance?
Ngubus are short term solution.

>>150690844
It's not simply about German players but a German core that's used to playing alongside each other. When you have a Bayern core of 6 or so players who reach the UCL final every year then that core will also perform on international level. Bayern, at some point, started being a Ngubu pace merchant team and that's when the german national team turned to shit. Until Bayern gets back on track, our national team will remain shit.

>>150697862
It is kind of what happened to us with Farça desu. The "solution" to stop relying only on one team was modeling all the young divisions at a national level after La Masia so all Spanish players can play the same system

>>150697862
>>150697951
there werent many Bayern players in 1990
the problem is that the team has no spirit
there are no leaders
and half of the team are niggers

>>150679911 (OP)
I love them so much

Yeah, DFB are fucked.

Germany as a whole as well - at least with its currently ruling parties.

>>150697862
You can still create a team with good placers in diferent teams...like all other teams do.

>>150701822
thanks for the bump, you fuck

>>150701829
u r whalecum

>>150679911 (OP)
Bolivia tier, wouldn't survive a Copa America

>>150680085
>be English
>decide to renounce EU
>economy tanks hard
>seethe
You wouldn’t understand

>>150699078
You'll be fine krautbro

>>150712302
we never actually left

>>150679911 (OP)
50%

How come France is so good and Germany so bad? They are very similar countries in many aspects.