Thread 150680092

we are back edition

Friday, 12.09
>Paderborn - Bochum, 18:30
Bielefeld - Magdeburg
>Leverkusen - Frankfurt, 20:30

Made bros how do we recover from this??

>>150680185
one lucky assist won't save us >>150679988

the game yesterday was just as bad as on Thursday
Northern Ireland was just an easier opponent
the 2-1 and 3-1 came from a defensive fuckup and a freekick, the only other good chance in the 2nd half was the Anton header
Woltemade touched the ball 16 times
normies are trying to hype up fucking Amiri now LMAO
Leveling is terrible at crossing and passing, his entire shtick is trying to pass the ball past the defender and run past him which worked once
Wirtz lost the ball 15 times, he had 0 crosses the entire game
people are now actually praying for Havertz to come back
we don't have any "Typen" in the team, no big names

Today the Kracher Indonesia vs Saudi Arabia ....

>>150680185
he is a Zehner not a Neuner. somehow only Sebastian Hoeneß and Toni Di Salvo seem to realise this
they’re going to ruin my boi Woltechad just like they ruined Chadvertz

I'm actually lmaoing that a mainz player was one of the best players on the pitch yesterday and people want him as a starter now
we have sunk to new levels of despair

kein Bayern-Kern = schwache Nationalmannschaft
das habt ihr nun davon, dass ihr nicht mehr an Bayern verkauft
braucht euch nicht zu beschweren
seid ihr selbst schuld

France has Olise and 3 others
Spain as Yamal and 2 others
we don't have a single good player on the wings who can actually dribble past a defender
the only hope is Musiala coming back and having to play out of position

Hjulmand to Bayer fix according to kicker

>>150680962
how many weeks (days) will he last?

>>150680962
>last club trained was over 6 years ago
>failed spectacularly at Mainz

Whelmed

>>150680796
that player has been one of the best bundesliga players for 1,5 years now and shows no signs of stopping

>Nagelsmanns Bilanz: Nur Ribbeck & Flick in den letzten 60 Jahren mit schlechterem Schnitt

Nager Sisters what's next in our career?

>>150680962
Pillenkaspar

>>150680962
I generally don't have much ill will towards Leverkusen, but if they degrade into a HSV style Trainerkaroussel that would be pretty funny. Hobe we get a real shitshow out of them this year.

>>150681183
the Qatari Stars-League!

>>150681338
they expect a top 4 finish with a squad that lost their five best players that got replaced by pacey ngubus

>>150681376
desaster kino incoming

>>150681183
When will Germans realize that their national team hasn't been world class since like 2018?

>>150680962
When will people realize international football is a different sport at this stage? Nailsmeme is showing that

>>150681436
you mean germans, ""germans"" or the dfb? germans know la manshaft is shit

>>150680962
Media loves this guy because they get to retale the Eriksson incident a few more times. I give him 18 months

Kasper Hjulmand (Former Danish NT coach who brought us to Euro semifinal in 2021), just signed contract with Leverkusen. Pretty based. I think that'll give them a boost and win somewhat big over Frankfurt. They need a good win, and now they got a lot of new energy. They usually fare well home against Frankfurt, so 3 or 4 goal win is not unrealistic. Good odds too. I'm making a coupon with a HC 0-2 Leverkusen win. There I said it.

Naglesmann is a laptop zoomer fraud also probably hungarianjéw heritage. Should be sacked. Nuff said!

>>150681889
fuck off, Denmark

>in der Kabine herrscht echte Enttäuschung", verriet O'Neill und fand das nur allzu "verständlich".

>>150681619
the what?

>>150681905
Be nice mane.

>it's real
can't wait for 18 months of even more var semi-automatic offside discussion.
where's the picture of the signage of the contract in front of the burning arena?

>>150681913
I'm sorry

>>150681905
Stop being a dick. That coach is solid for Bayer.

>>150681962
imma be real honest
he flopped with AFCON Mainz, he will flop with AFCON Bayer

>>150681044
wagnerstare

>>150681915
tell me something about this guy

>>150682242
the Ola Källenius of managers

>>150681911
the time when Eriksen's heart failed due to the vaxx (they won't mention that though)

>due to the vax
schizos out

>retale
bremi is that you??

junge wenn der autistische Gartenzwerg kurz vor einem wichtigen Freistoß so zu mir kommen würde..

>Malaika Mihambo bittet darum, nicht nur Medaillen zu zählen

>In wenigen Tagen beginnen die Leichtathletik-Weltmeisterschaften in Tokio, die deutschen Hoffnungen liegen einmal mehr auch auf Malaika Mihambo. Die Weitspringerin hofft jedoch darauf, dass sie und die DLV-Mannschaft nicht allein an Gold, Silber und Bronze gemessen werden.

>Tokio-Olympiasiegerin Malaika Mihambo hat vor der WM in der japanischen Metropole zu mehr Differenzierung in der Bewertung von Leistungen in der deutschen Leichtathletik aufgerufen. "Medaillen sind wichtig, aber man muss auch das aktuelle Leistungsniveau sehen. Paris hat gezeigt, dass viele Athleten sehr viel Potenzial haben. Aber die Perspektive von außen muss sich ändern", sagte die 31 Jahre alte Weitspringerin: "Wir sollten auch die stillen Erfolge wertschätzen - etwa, wenn jemand von Listenplatz 30 auf Listenplatz 15 springt. Leistung ist mehr als nur Gold."

Cück

>>150682326
we all saw that pathetic choke, Malaika

>>150682409
Do a cant breathe shoop, paint-anon

>tokio instead of tokyo
ISHYGDDT

>>150682561
>Kyoto - Das Tokyo für Anagrammliebhaber

>>150682606
feel bad for Eboarl getting bullied by Uli

iconic
like Diego vs Belgium

>Im Zuge des Pokers um Nationalstürmer Nick Woltemade war Hoeneß auch mit Matthäus aneinandergeraten. Matthäus habe "nicht alle Tassen im Schrank", hatte der 73-jährige Hoeneß gesagt. Man habe sich am Rande des Spiels der Bayern-Frauen gesprochen, aber immer noch wenig zu sagen, "weil ich festgestellt habe, dass er noch keine neue Tasse gefunden hat", äußerte Bayerns Münchens Ehrenpräsident nun.

>Ihn hätten "Leute vom FC Bayern angerufen und gesagt: 'Warum fängt er denn schon wieder an?'", berichtete Matthäus: "Hoeneß wirft immer den Medien vor, dass sie zu viel schreiben und Dinge hineininterpretieren, aber die Vorlagen dazu kommen nicht von den Journalisten, sondern vom FC Bayern. Für die großen Schlagzeilen sorgen nicht Karl-Heinz Rummenigge oder Jan-Christian Dreesen, sondern Uli Hoeneß." Dieser sorge für "Rundumschläge, die ein Verein, der Ruhe haben will, nicht braucht".

de uli

>>150682781
>Ihn hätten "Leute vom FC Bayern angerufen und gesagt: 'Warum fängt er denn schon wieder an?'", berichtete Matthäus:
als ob

>>150682791
gibs auf, uli, du bist nur noch ein peinlicher seniler horst

>>150681338
I'm unsre if I can handle another "total fiasko kollaps desaster" Club next to HSV, but it sounds awesome.

uli is uniron lienen tier senil

what would our best NT lineup look like IF everyone is healthy?

>>150683038
for me, it’s this

this would win the WC

Why does a city like Duisburg with incredible industry and prostitution have such a shit football team

>>150683072
>>150683143
you do realize that we need to fit at least 3 blacks/turks in there, right?

>„Tut definitiv weh“: Ex-Bayer Tel spricht über Kaderstreichung in der Königsklasse
Welcome to __?

>>150683271
Galatasaray

>>150683072
>>150683143
Kleindienst is a complete chad

>>150680962
is it this hard to get a half decent manager for Leverkusen?
what are the issues besides the gutted squad, is their board that hard to work with?

>>150683072
>>150683143
ihr scheiss nazis da müssen MINDESTENS(!) 5-6 personen mit mihigru rein sonst vorrunden aus

>>150683288
just like you frfr

>still including woltebitch
kek

>>150683290
Raúl was in the discussion

>>150680241
Who gewins hat recht, Chuddy (unironically).

>Germany projected to be in Pot 2

mein Fuhrer... we're looking at another group stage exit for Deutschland

.

>>150683485
revolting image
but he gets away with it because he's 2metres

imagine how hard it is to go from playing with MacAllister, Gravenberch, Salah, Gakpo, Ekitike every week to playing with Kimmich, Groß, Boretzka, Gnabry and Woltemong

thoughts and prayers hätt ich gsacht gehabt

>>150683604
yeah we can see how there isn't much difference considering Wirtz plays like shit for both

>>150683604
>MacAllister, Gravenberch, Gakpo

>>150683694
ACKpo is elite

>>150683729
in your mothers league, maybe

>>150683694
Gakpo is the best left winger in the Premier League and thus the world

>>150683744
kek
Slot's obsession with dutch players will cost them the CL again

Gakpo is so elite that Luis Diaz decided to quit and try his luck against Poopensharten and Turdburg

>>150683643
nothing ever happens

>>150683643
Ahrtal bros

>>150683485
Woltemessi? more lik Woltemethi xDD

i like dortmund

>>150682315
No I'm not part of your schizo universe

Bros, Nagerbreak made me physically ill. I can't deal with this now! I was supposed to lift tomorrow.

>>150683643
>>150683875
Wie bescheuert kann man sein in 1 Flutgebiet Häuser zu bauen.

>>150683875
Bundeswehr will come to the rescue again

Merz in Gummistiefeln

Geht schon los

imagine if we had one striker like kean

>>150686621
so wirtz could not pass it to him?

>>150681183
He's even the third worst if you include Sepp Herberger (1936-64) and Otto Nerz (1926-36). So almost 100 years

>>150686621
nah you have to pretend woltemade is a good player

remember the swede who got cocky

the based jews can ball

this peretz guy looks like we're in for a lot of yabbadabbadoooos soon

>>150687371
>Bayern loanee Daniel Peretz was extremely upset and even considered leaving HSV immediately after he was told he will be #2 goalkeeper behind Daniel Heuer Fernandes.

>>150687699
Is being Bayern's #3 goalie worse than #2 goalie at HSV?

>>150687752
#4 behind based zunullreich

>>150687699
hahaha

Wow. Gotta watch the highlights of the Italian match.

>>150687371
>>150687699
Another former Bayern superstar, Tel, didn't even get nominated to play Champions league with the biggest cuck club in England lol

>>150687884
>Bayern got 40mil for him
they won

>>150687909
its the epl, they were about to pay 80m for fucking b00

b00n didn't really win

>>150688058
what a load of cope lmao

>>150682587
>東京 - 京都
>Anagramm
Nein.

>>150683072
Dein Wort in Nagelsmanns Ohr.

>>150688076
bok bok bok chuddy

>>150688150
>they got 40mil for a bench player, what a loss!
drunk on a Monday?

>>150688058
LOOK /bundes/, WE GOT ANOTHER 00PERT HERE

>>150683149
The industry is largely dead and the scattered remains are about to get the death blow as well.
Rumor has it, the red-light district is also dying, but I'm not too well-versed in that area, because it's literally situated in a slum.
You wouldn't want to be anywhere near there even in broad daylight.

The club itself was run into the ground by incompetent management and politicians, that are rotten to the core.
They tore down the perfectly functional old stadium, that was not limited to football, and instead built a stadium, that is football-only and is already completely broken.
It's become such a big liability, that the town has bought the broken stadium from the club to save it using money, the town doesn't have.

Club and town should be disbanded and the districts should be distributed to the adjacent municipalities.
Mülheim probably gets the short end of the stick there, because the part of Duisburg, that has always been Duisburg, is literally the worst part of it, and it would get that.

>>150683149
Nobody wants to live in Duisburg anymore. Take a wild guess why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_U_b4u7QvM

>>150688239
where did you find this image of me?

>>150687814
Counted Zunullreich as #2 and totally forgot about Urbig lol

I think I should become a Bayern fan anime poster to spice things up a bit in bundes

bears are getting pwned lel

>>150689057
name yourself kyouku

>>150689569
frozen from Aldi?

>>150689607
Maybe...

>>150689570
nah

@150689569
have you been deported from Chicongo yet?

GuMo

>Borussia Dortmund erweitert sein Management, um bei Vertragsgesprächen und beim Einfädeln von Transfers noch besser aufgestellt zu sein. Wie unter anderem die „Ruhr Nachrichten“ und „Bild“ berichten, hat Sport-Geschäftsführer Lars Ricken einen neuen Experten engagiert: Simon Rödder, der als „Referent Geschäftsführer Sport & Stabstelle Verhandlungsführung“ fungieren wird

Bee bros we are so back

>>150698371
could Germany play Austria in the playoffs?

>>150697624
Kehlibros are we afraid?

predictions?

>>150698651
Woltemade gets to start in all of those games and does fucking nothing.

>>150698770
if Nager continues to play based Woltechad out of position this might indeed end up happening yes

>>150699234
>more like Domenico Turco

>>150699234
>>150699456
>fire Mourinho
>get the german-italian Mourinho
makes sense

>>150680962
For all the Leverkusen haters let me fuel your wet hatewatching dreams with a rundown on Kasper Hjulmeme.

THE HEADLINE
>Won the danish league with FC Nordjsælland, only manager to ever do that

THE REALITY
>Lucked out with a golden group of players and had a Leicester-tier run in where every other team basically just flopped over because they didn't want FC Copenhagen to win the league. Famously, Brøndby supporters cheered when FC Nordjsælland scored against them.
>His pt. average, mainly managing the third best team in the league at the time, was 1.44 across 255 games

THE HEADLINE
>Brought Denmark to the semi-finals of the European Cup

THE REALITY
>Played like shit in the opener against Finland before Eriksen's heart attack
>Entire team and country turned ultra nationalistic following the incident
>40k roaring fans carried them for the rest of the group games
>Players played 10 times better than they normally do riding on a wave of euphoria

He played with the same shitters over and over no matter how poorly they performed for their clubs. I promise you, Leverkusen will buy Skov Olsen this winter.
He only has one tactic.
He's whiny in the media.
His 59% win rate with Denmark is INSANELY inflated since we faced the worst opposition of anyone in the qualifiers he was in charge of. Outside of that he has never had above 50%.
Never seen someone fall this far upwards.

You guys are in for the treat of your life.

>>150680092 (OP)
GuMo

>>150700065
it's is over after three, innit

>>150699647
you seem like a hater

>>150700065
RIP

>>150700065
Just stop it at this point.
It's over

Give up

>>150700065
karma is a bitch

Baumchadner oder Martel to replatz röhl?

>Inside Bayern’s dressing room the players speak openly about the irrelevance of the Bundesliga, a league whose quality has collapsed, whose visibility abroad is almost non-existent, and where Bayern stand as the only club of stature while the rest operate on a level far below. Domestic victories no longer bring pride, they bring emptiness, because the competition itself has lost all meaning.

>The reality is impossible to escape, as beyond Germany the Bundesliga draws no eyes, international viewership has faded into obscurity, and outside of Bayern there is a void of genuine world-class talent. The league is seen as a patchwork of small clubs with limited reach, serving only as a feeder system for the Premier League, where the best inevitably move on to build their careers. More than one Bayern player has even questioned whether the Bundesliga can still be considered part of Europe’s top five leagues.

>The only relevance left is the Champions League, yet that is where the frustration cuts deepest. Bayern’s players know that on the European stage their reputations are measured, but they also know the board has failed to build a squad capable of competing with the elite. Bayern dominate a league no one watches or respects, while stepping into Europe underprepared and undermanned.

>For those who came from the Premier League, the contrast is glaring. They left the world’s strongest league for one that feels, and de facto is, provincial and irrelevant, and they now see that even the one competition that still matters is treated by the board without the urgency it demands.

>Inside the dressing room, and even among employees in the lower departments of the headquarters, the conclusion is often repeated. Bayern may gather trophies at home, but in truth they stand alone in a league of shadows, while Europe passes them by and the world no longer questions but quietly accepts that the Bundesliga has slipped out of football’s elite.

>>150700283
Ummm ackshully I watch it and I've said it umpteen times - there is no point in selling ur're soul to better compete with "English" ngubu teams and Barca/Madrid. I'm wet

>>150700283
>>Inside Bayern’s dressing room the players speak openly about the irrelevance of the
Source?

>>150700333
plettigoal

>>150700283
may gather being the code word here

>>150700283
>international viewership has faded into obscurity
give it some time and licensed content creators will push the numbers.
is there some viewership statistics site online? feels like I've been searching multiple times without success, there has to be something.

>>150700283
Yea it's true. Bundesliga is done. I think even the last Dorfdepp understands that after this transfer window. All the good players were sold unless they played for Bayern and even Bayern failed to sign their targets so they had to settle for PL players that were no longer wanted by their clubs

new jersey just dropped

>>150700913
1. April jersey?

>>150700913
and another one

>>150700913
hat was desu

>>150700935
seriously? this is gonna be our world cup kit?

>>150700832
>done
in what way?

>>150700913
>>150700935
more retro shit
who buys these

>>150682326
daily reminder her gold medal was a fraud
she cheated and overstepped
she knows she cant repeat that

>>150700935
>>150700913
shit teams

>>150700935
this looks cool

the team is 100% German tho

>>150701358
true
but I still like the shirt
I will actively root against the team, though

>>150700283
100% agree
this is the price of 50+1

>>150680839
Wingers are not important.

Midfielers are and germany is trash.
Merino zubimendi olmo pedri casado rodri fermin all top guys.

France has become shit since griezzman got old, ngubus cant create.

>>150701399
good

>>150701363
ach bremchen

where was the killerrain today? how many died?

>>150683694
You think macllister is not world class?
Name be a better German midfieler

>>150701423
notice how all of your players are white and intelligent
Germany barely has white players anymore
Kroos kept it together last year

>>150700283
>>150700333
https://x.com/BayernSpace/status/1965354716314861604
>muh twitterino

can someone make this argie go away

>>150701467
why do you think anyone cares?
stop bumping this shit

>>150701457
Rambo Remberg moggs this literal who

>>150701399
>t.

>>150701467
dear god, these fucking replies
how many of those people live near liverpool or even Europe?

>>150701583
what are they writing?
do they realize the entire thing is nonsense?

>>150701595
the majority of replies in between all the posts advocating for 50+1
>Ditch that 50+1 rule. Fans need to understand that i5s dragging them and the league down. They'll love the club much more if they're successful rather than owning dead weight they don't have the money to invest in. Awful, Look at leverkusen shalcke Wolfsburg... Sad
is Indians thinking Olise is going to Liverpool next summer

>>150701643
>Ditch that 50+1 rule
these are are paid bots
they want to get their hands on german clubs
thats also why they run the constant shilling against he Bundesliga

>>150701802
kek
thats how they are

this still hasnt been refuted

>>150701909
that's the worst one yet

>>150701927
not brown enough, mehmet?

>>150701937
no it's just bad

>>150701909
alternatively this would also work

more like 50+1 games won by Buyern every year

>>150701953
>>150701909
why would you bench our best player

>>150701961
>

>woltebitch
>H*vertz
>schlotterkek
>süle
ishyggiwiggy

Bros, why does being sick suck so bad?

the brown monkey cant stop seething
so my team is perfect

>>150702106
thoughts on Woltebitch joining your Eternal enemies, monkeyanon?

>>150702121
they paid well, whats the problem

>>150683143
this
and this >>150683072
if you replace woltemade with musiala

>>150702228
cringe
the guy never does anything on the top level
totally overrated

>>150702251
woltemade? agree

>>150702254
funny you dont have the same critcism against Muttsiala
we all know why that is

>>150702263
because he's actually a good player?

>>150702263
we're not playing the u21 WM, woltemade has no use

>>150702274
except he isnt
as I said he ever does anything at the top level
still hoping his career is over

>>150702287
he is back in 2 months, turk

>>150702295
I still crossing my fingers he wont

Muttsiala isnt even german btw
that low IQ donkey should play for England or Poland

>>150702306
based Musi never betrayed his country for england like Woltebitch

Stuttgart has an insane lobby in the DFB, that's why they always manage to sneak their shitty players in

>>150702338
Woltebitch caused a stir 1 day before the u21 final which the b00n theater

You know, Bitchmade and Muttsiala can both be shit. There is no need for a brothers war.

>>150702425
nah
it's just woltetard

what's up with all the groupieposting anyway?

>>150702459
woltecuck sucked Saudi and English cock to betray his German home stuttgart on the last day of transfers!

>>150702338
why is this so common btw
no wonder he looks like a retarded subhuman

>>150702513
Polish women come on sex holidays here to fuck black bucks

lol
they should build a statue for whoever is responsible for that deal at Stuttgart

>>150702512
>his German home stuttgart

>>150702616
https://www.vfb.de/de/vfb/aktuell/neues/profis/2425/stadion-aktuell--nick-woltemade-ueber-seine-anfaenge-beim-vfb/
>Meine Tanten, Onkel und Cousins kommen aus Stuttgart, mein Opa und mein Vater waren schon immer große VfB Fans. Daher hatte ich schon als Kind eine enge Verbindung zum VfB.

>>150702512
Uli didn't keep his promise and Stutti squeezed him like a lemon
he did the right thing

>>150702590
It's more of a sign just how much devalued the Euro has since 2009.

>>150702700
dumbest post ITT

>>150702616
Der hat schon als Kind in der VfB Bettwäsche geschlafen

Dummels bros?

>>150702911
the Eiskonfekt was for Ludwig, not her
although she wouldn't let go of his hand too like a baby. cringe

I used to rate schöpf when zhe was at schalke

^rare based lard moment right there
you aight sometimes, dont come to bundes tomorrow

>>150702459
>the werder man goes to Subway
>the schalke man goes to KFC

>>150702911
I saw that live. Hummels is a lucky guy. Really can't think of a hotter Spielerfrau

>>150702590
you do know what inflation is, right?

>>150703686
>>150702711

>>150703741
are you dissing yourself?

>>150703802
>>150702711

lmao surely you cannot be this stupid, right?

>>150703909
>>150702711

based Viper is so fucking based btw holy shit

>>150703909
the brown monkey is incredibly stupid
they all are

TRESOLDI

>>150699647
Nice, can't wait to see him flop.

>>150699647
yeah, always seemed like a fraud to me

>>150704328
Quarshie was born in Duisburg
guess that’s where they found him

TRESOLDI & VIPER FOR THE NAGERSHAFT

>>150704825
Asswipe was mainz worstest player in both bundes games so far lmao

TRESOLDIIIII

150704901
holy shit just kys HIV mong Hollerbitch cocksucking anime faggot pos

TREGOALDI

uff
why do the Letts even bother

DAMAARR

love our u21 lads so fucking much lads

>5:0
more proof we dont need turks in the NT

only players from the top15 should be considered for the NT

>>150705043
the u21 is half of turks lmao

>>150705123
news to me

holy shit I love Jeltsch so fucking much what a player

>>150705123
lmao no

Latvian coach looks comfy tßf

Schlotti - Jeltsch is quite literally a perfect CB pairing
the future is bright lads

>>150705187
so only 3 real germs (baum, jeltsch and kemlein)

>>150705349
Backhaus is honorary

>>150705349
Ullrich?

>>150705376
albanian half breed

>>150705349
seethe more you monkey
we all know what will happen soon
prepare your ass

>>150705416
Why is this so common now?
Like pinoy wives but with athletic genes?

>>150705427
how hard did you cheer when MOHAMMED Damar scored?

>>150705416
wrong

lmaooooo

kroos just shat on the midshaft again

>>150707112
>Felix Kroos: „Wenn ich den Kader sehe, habe ich das Gefühl, dass es noch nie so leicht war, Nationalspieler zu sein. Gefühlt reichen aktuell 3, 4 gute Wochen, um direkt nominiert zu werden. Das ist kein gutes Zeichen. Wenn ich in den Kader reinsehe, bezweifle ich auch, dass du alle Spieler kanntest, die dabei waren. Gehe ich richtig in der Annahme?“
>Toni Kroos: „Da hast du einen Punkt. Kann man mir das vorwerfen?“
>Heißt: Kroos kannte nicht alle unsere Nationalspieler!

THIS THIS THIS
who the fuck is Raum, Koch, Groß, Amiri or that Eintracht mutt
get them out

>>150707210
>who is the captain of rb
>who is the captain of frankfurt
>who is the 6er of bvb
>who is the best player of mainz
do you even watch football?

>>150707255
WHOOOOOOOOOOO

the irony because Kroos was the ultimate NPC squad player during his active career
must grind his gears hard that he hasn't ascended to the pantheon like some other 2014 winners

>>150707275
>must grind his gears hard that he hasn't ascended to the pantheon like some other 2014 winners
excuse me?

>>150707255
All me

>>150707255
none of these titles is impressive or noteworthy
lmao
"who is the best player of mainz" KEKAROOOOOOO

2014
>the best gk of all time
>several Bayern triple winners
>several Madrid/Arsenal players
>a literal living striker legend

2025
>the captain of rb
>the captain of frankfurt
>the 6er of bvb
>the best player of mainz

KEKAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150707459
>>150707406
samefag

>>150707521
see>>150707521

>>150707406
the current Manshaft is literally more talented than the 2014, they just haven't put it on the pitch yet

>>150707112
nobody cares what this ossi has to say tho.
with the exception of ossis like >>150707210 , of course

you guys have such shitty opinions that they should be illegal like HOLY

If he's so good, then why can't he even make it into die mannschaft

>>150707406
>Arsenal

>>150707406
Raum > Mustafi/höwedes
Koch = Boateng
Groß > Khedira

>>150707633
I literally have no idea who this is by picture alone
Kroos was 100% right

>>150707665
KEK
A
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150707665
TRVKE

>>150707665
Havertz > Özil

>>150707665
KEK KEK KEEEEEEEEEK AAAAAAAAAA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150707689
yeah, also Shitzil and Müllel can only dream of being as talented as wirtz and musiala

>>150707608
>>150707608
>>150707608
>>150707608

>>150707255
I thought Hollerchad is the best player of Mainz

>Erst beim Medizincheck stellte sich heraus, dass Silva noch in diesem Sommer operiert worden war, Zwar war auch den BVB-Bossen bewusst, dass er sein bis dato letztes Spiel am 19. April absolvierte und danach aufgrund von Adduktorenproblemen ausfiel. Dass er deshalb jedoch unters Messer musste, überraschte den Klub. Trotz wochenlangen Kontakts zur Spielerseite. Silvas Berater-Agentur hielt es anscheinend für nicht notwendig, die OP zu erwähnen. Als Silva am 28. August dann zum Medizincheck in Dortmund erschien, musste er sich – wie jeder normale Neupatient – einer Anamnese unterziehen, er musste seine Krankheitsgeschichte offenlegen. Erst zu diesem Zeitpunkt stellte sich heraus, dass seine Verletzung nicht konservativ behandelt werden konnte. Die Geschäftsführung des BVB wurde daraufhin von Mannschaftsarzt Dr. Markus Braun (59) informiert. Aus dem Klub ist zu hören, dass Sport-Boss Lars Ricken daraufhin empört gewesen sei – und dies auch in aller Deutlichkeit äußerte.
>Was intern in diesem Zuge auch zum Thema wurde: Dass sich keiner der Verantwortlichen während der Verhandlungen persönlich mit dem Spieler traf, die Kommunikation stattdessen digital ablief. Andernfalls hätte man, so die anschließende Bewertung, die OP vielleicht eher in Erfahrung bringen können. Gemeinsam mit Sportdirektor Sebastian Kehl (45) entschieden die Vereinsoberen nach dem Medizincheck, den Transfer dennoch durchzuziehen.
>Ein Debüt im September gilt als unwahrscheinlich.
is this why they got a verhandlungscoach?
lmao and GuMo

/bundas/

GuMo

>Manuel Neuer hätte nach Ansicht seines Beraters Thomas Kroth (PRO Profil GmbH) nichts gegen ein Comeback in der deutschen Nationalmannschaft einzuwenden

Ah yes the last nail on the coffin

jens castrop is superb
i have no doubt that he will soon become a star player in the bundesliga
we're lucky he joined our national team

he definitely looked out of his depth in the bundes so far but he could be alright yes. doubt he’ll ever be a star tho
also how can he have made a good impression for your nt when he was subbed off at half time?

GuMo
seems like there was another schizo meltdown while I was peacefully asleep

>>150713418
Noyer is actually GOATed again

>>150714333
>gets a gf 15 years younger than him
>makes her pregnant immediately
his comeback was bound to happen. Müller should have taken notes.

>>150712310
Dortmund is a fucking joke tb honest

>>150714344
Müller gets cucked by Lisa.
With a horse.

>>150714333
lmao no

>Im ersten Pflichtspiel nach der knappen EM-Finalpleite gegen England im Sommer besiegte die Mannschaft von Trainer Antonio Di Salvo die Auswahl Lettlands mit 5:0 (2:0).
>Im Rostocker Ostseestadion erzielte der bei Hannover 96 ausgebildete Tresoldi (44. Minute/50./57.) drei Treffer. Nelson Weiper (19.) von Mainz 05 und Muhammed Damar (59.) von der TSG Hoffenheim sorgten für die weiteren Tore

based Nelly will shoot us to the World Cup title 2030

NOW MY EX WIFE’S LIVING IN THE SUBURBS WITH HER GURU AND HER MOM
NOW SHE FINDS HER CONSOLATION IN THE STARDUST OF A BONG
YOU CAN CALL IT A SPIN-OFF, SAY IT’S A KNOCK OFF, TITLE IT PART TWOOO
BUT I’M GETTING BACK INTO GETTING BACK INTO GETTING BACK INTO YOU

>>150714646
based 3Soldi mogged both Woltebitch and Asswipe in the u21 lmao

>>150715514
You have to pay him three times as much tho

>>150715724
what did xe mean by this

>>150712310
sick and tired of hearing stories like this sack that piece of shit Kehl already he clearly is retarded

>>150715228
kys

>Christian Eriksen (33) steht offenbar vor einem Wechsel in die Bundesliga. Wie das dänische Medium „Tipsbladet“ und der „Kicker“ berichten, wird der offensive Mittelfeldspieler beim VfL Wolfsburg unterschreiben

Just another bald fraud

lmao

>>150716468
But why

GuMo

My sleep schedule is FUCKED again

>>150717734
bürgi please

>>150717734
GuMo HSVbürgi

>Diese Bilder lassen alle BVB-Fans strahlen!

Er ist endlich zurück: Dortmund-Innenverteidiger Nico Schlotterbeck (25) absolvierte in dieser Woche erstmals wieder Teile des Mannschafts-Trainings

>>150717792
>>150717856
I'm not this schizo you're thinking of

>>150717953
Schlotterbeck unironically bester Dortmunder

>>150718001
No thats me but hes bester BVB Spieler

>>150718001
>>150718034
>der Einäugige ist unter den Blinden König

>>150718001
>'m not this schizo you're thinking of
im no schizo

>>150713418
very exclusive take

*arrives in bundes*

Has Kroos mentioned on his podcast yet that he is available?

>>150718738
further proof that the average bild reader is an absolute retard

if we invade Austria, can we get their spot?

>>150718782
Available as what? Certainly not as a player after doing nothing for over a year

>>150719031
Could start with telling Nagelsmann which players he doesn't know

>>150718738
Neuer's aura might unironically be what this team needs

>>150719014
we dont want your n0er in our team.

>>150719255
what aura? motherfucker crashed and burned along with the rest of the team during the past few horrendous tournaments since 2016

>>150719369
Pimmerbros..

>>150719369
what is it?

>>150719255
Nah, Baumann did two excellent matches as far as he himself is concerned.
And Neuer really isn't the type of player they'd need at the moment. They rather need a Kahn from a mentality-perspective.

>>150719715
future location of Ex-India

>>150719715
Norwood 5

>>150719397
nah

isn't it funny that Neuer was the best paid goalkeeper until Donnarumma switched to Man City

Turning point usa bros... Looks like charlie kirk got 360 noscoped and then was served up RIPperoni pizza

>>150720169
buy german bullets

>>150698806
>wolte out of position

his position is under a tree in the african savannah

>>150720184
Wtf does this even mean fag

>>150718738
Why isn't there an option for Manuel Riemann, he would physically and verbally destroy his NT teammates for every fuckup.

>>150720169
>be american
>get shot

150720169
was that disgusting comment worth the 2 (You)'s? not very Christian from you!

>>150719369
>„Auf dieses neue Abenteuer freue ich mich sehr. Ich bin überzeugt, dass wir in Wolfsburg gemeinsam etwas bewegen können. Die Gespräche mit den Verantwortlichen waren sehr gut. Ich habe sofort gespürt, dass Paul Simonis eine klare Idee für die Mannschaft und auch für mich hat. Dass zahlreiche mir aus der dänischen Nationalmannschaft bekannte Gesichter im Kader stehen, macht den VfL für mich besonders attraktiv.“

>>150720526
same ol', same ol'

150720245
ahahhahahhahhahahahhaha

>”I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.”
>get shot
lol

GuMo

GuMo

Ich geh jetzt erst schlafen lol

Wagner is a chud
https://youtube.com/shorts/2pRH3pacPA4?si=mWc5IiHYakDU_TdL

PROBEALARM

You did buy the Haching-Aktie right, anon?

>>150724767
What happend?

>>150724798
Did you buy it?

>>150724808
No but why did it went that high?

>>150724411
lol >>150724696

HURENSÖHNE

Hier ging keine Sirene und Cell Broadcast auch nicht lol

>>150724810
Saudi Prince wants to buy the club and take it to champions league because some münchener slut in P1 gave him an Abfuhr

Oh wow jetzt geht hier die Sirene 6 min zu spät. Wenn die Russen angreifen dann gute nacht.

ECKAAAAAAHT, Ich glaub die Russen sin da

>Die Rückkehr des FC Barcelona in das Camp Nou verzögert sich weiter und bringt den spanischen Meister in eine schwierige Situation. Die Begegnung gegen den FC Valencia werde am Sonntag (21 Uhr) im nur rund 6.000 Zuschauer fassenden Estadi Johan Cruyff stattfinden
>Seit dem Start des Umbaus fanden die Spiele der Katalanen im Estadi Olímpic Lluís Companys statt, welches bis zu 50.319 Zuschauern Platz bot. Da spätestens in dieser Saison allerdings mit der Rückkehr ins eigentliche Stadion gerechnet worden war, wurde die Arena am kommenden Wochenende für ein Konzert des US-amerikanischen Sängers Post Malone verplant. Deshalb bleibt nur noch die Spielstätte der 2. Mannschaft und des Frauenteams übrig

>Das Talent hinter dem Talent: Wer ist eigentlich Wisdom Mike?
>Lennart Karl steht beim FC Bayern als das Talent im Fokus, dem der Durchbruch im Profiteam zugetraut wird. Mit Wisdom Mike gibt es jedoch eine zweite Hoffnung, die bald debütieren könnte.
>In allen vier Pflichtspielen dieser Saison stand Wisdom Mike im Spieltagskader des FC Bayern, auf sein Debüt muss das Talent für die offensive Außenbahn noch warten. Im Gegensatz etwa zu Lennart Karl, der beim 3:2-Pokalsieg beim SV Wehen Wiesbaden sogar starten durfte und gegen RB Leipzig beim 6:0 als Joker seine Bundesliga-Premiere feierte. Doch warum ist das so?
>Zunächst gehört Mike neben Karl und Innenverteidiger Cassiano Kiala (16) zu den drei Talenten, die regelmäßig mit dem Team von Vincent Kompany trainieren dürfen und ihre Chance im Laufe der Saison erhalten sollen. Doch dabei ist der Blick aufs Alter wichtig. Während Karl bereits im Februar junge 17 Jahre alt wurde, ist Mike sieben Monate jünger, hat am 24. September Geburtstag.
>Diese sieben Monate Entwicklung ist Karl seinem Mitspieler voraus. Karl ist in seiner Spielanlage insgesamt weiter, wirkt reifer als der vielleicht sogar im Ansatz spektakulärere Mike, der mit Schnelligkeit besticht, auch im Dribbling. Mike kommt bevorzugt über den linken Flügel, während Karl aktuell als Alternative rechts zu Michael Olise eingeplant ist, perspektivisch auch im Zentrum spielen könnte.

>Weil Spielpraxis essenziell ist, dürfte Mike regelmäßig in der U 19, der Youth League sowie der 2. Mannschaft in der Regionalliga Bayern zum Einsatz kommen. Am 23. August lief er dort zum ersten Mal in einem Spiel im Herrenbereich auf, traf nach seiner Einwechslung zur Halbzeit prompt zum 1:1 beim 2:2 gegen die SpVgg Bayreuth. Ein Einstand nach Maß.
>Virkus' Ärger 2022: "Geschmacklos"
>Beim FC Bayern sind die sportlich Verantwortlichen sicher, dass das Debüt in Kompanys Team nur eine Frage der Zeit ist. Überzeugt sind sie von Mike schließlich schon lange, der witzigerweise in München zur Welt kam, aber im Westen aufwuchs und über den MSV Duisburg bei Borussia Mönchengladbach landete. Bis 2022, als der FC Bayern kolportierte 300.000 Euro für den damals 13-Jährigen an den Niederrhein überwies.
>Gladbachs Manager Roland Virkus echauffierte sich seinerzeit, er bezeichnete diesen Transfer als "geschmacklos" für den deutschen Nachwuchsfußball. Für die Bayern scheint der in Kombination aus Alter und Ablöse eher ungewöhnliche Wechsel aufzugehen, sie haben mit dem deutschen Junioren-Nationalspieler mit nigerianischen Wurzeln einen ungeschliffenen Diamanten in ihren Reihen. Einen, der nicht im Schatten von Karl steht, sondern einfach in seiner Entwicklung noch etwas Zeit benötigt.

my boi just needs a little bit more wisdom heh...

Genug ist genug.

>>150725341
>what is an ad blocker

>>150725337
Jesus Christ, please tell me that thing isn’t “German”

>>150725534
:^)

>>150725534
>>150725599
>>150725337
Ayo hol up nigga look at me I am german now *robs u*

>>150725686
he has more money than you lol

based chudmund

>>150725818
>Such as sad day
ESL

>>150726026
its funny because nnecher grew up in england

well i am glad someone in this g*dforsaken country cares
even if he is british

I care
I’ve been lmaoing at this cuck all day

>>150724827
Why not 1860?

>>150725337
it doesn't get more german than that

>>150726026
Might just be a typo. I phone post all the time and it often autocorrects to stupid shit like that

>>150727319
>proofreading a whole sentence before hitting submit? NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S THE AUTOCORRECT'S FAULT

Werder bros, this weekend starts our redemption arc. Champions League football will be played next year in the Weserstadion. >We suddenly have a top 4 offense.

>Wie die Abendzeitung aus München berichtet, habe Jens Lehmann "sehr konkrete Pläne" für den Einstieg bei den Münchner Löwen gefasst. Aktuell suche der ehemalige Nationaltorwart (61 Länderspiele) weltweit nach finanzstarken Partnern, um Ismaiks Anteile zu erwerben. 25 bis 30 Millionen Euro stehen als Verkaufspreis im Raum.

>>150726922
More expensive and known as a Unruheherd

>>150727657
im loving this new bremen diversity

>>150727366
What did you expect?
Nmecha is a zoomer.

>>150727170
lachi ;-)

>>150727749
>Ismaik heiratete im Alter von 20 Jahren und ist Vater von drei Töchtern, die zwischen 1999 und 2008 geboren wurden.[3] Sein Vermögen wurde 2014 vom US-Magazin Forbes auf ca. 1,6 Milliarden US-Dollar geschätzt.[20] Seit damals soll er jedoch mehr als eine Milliarde Verlust eingefahren haben. Laut Schätzungen des US-Magazin Forbes soll sein Vermögen 2017 nur noch 341 Millionen Dollar betragen.[21]
This guy needs money and therefore tries to scam people. Remember when it was reported that it was a done deal? Then out of a sudden there was a "misunderstanding" and no agreement was met.

Pretty sure that this was just another dirty stunt pulled off by Ismaik. He's nothing but a shady Fasan in the end.

>>150727749
I'm surprised that nobody has tried this before. 1860 could be a goldmine. You invest a few hundred million, make them a Champions league club and sell the club for billions. Not much different from Chelsea although 1860 would be more like Manchester City in this case. 50+1 will be dead by the time you sell

Big brain move from Lehmann if he can actually find a viable investor

>>150683288
He is but he should get rid of that solo leveling picture on his IG

50+1 won't die
it's super popular with the fans. it's only been like two years since they won with some tennis balls
and the functionaries, up to Fritze Merz, like it too
it's just a mock debate for jeets and bongs on twitter