Thread 150680621

Failed heel hook edition

Sneed won.

Finny

Raja got away with everything

Post the real version

>>150680621 (OP)
kneebar you cazzie poofter

>>150680649
What the hell

>>150680664
Poo bear haha

>>150680650
I know you gurutroons want to spam your new thing and circle jerk but wrasslin' is like that New Jack famously sliced up a fat child for being annoying and got no repercussions

guru broke you

>>150680696
Why would i post a webm named ''Raja heems a sissy'' if i was a guru troon, use your brain julius.

We watch MMA Joey here.

>>150680711
Listen you. Nobody knows who this is. Nobody cares. Your screenshot is a piece of shit. Fuck you.

>>150680711
Colbussy cost me so much in the Usman Buckley fight, you have no idea

>>150680711
stop posting yourself

>>150680727
Usdaddy simply had the bigger BBC

>>150680705
We endure false flags on the daily

Sweden said it best

>>150680769
"Det är skönare lyss till en sträng, som brast, än att aldrig spänna en båge"

>>150680778
Shit up you're not me pal. You're not that guy.

>>150680794
>You're not that guy.

>>150680778
Powerful prose, timeless text

>>150680809
Shartvard

I've done my part, time to hit the gym

>>150680801
You are however that gal I'm afraid, sadly

>>150680794
>>150680801
Stop posting here and go modernise the strv 103 already you lazy knobs

>>150680711
I thought we were an Kennedy Louise general?

OINKED

Any other Sandheads (Sandhagen fans) here?

Oxnard bitch.

Any other gay men (jon jones fans) here?

>>150680864
Jonny Bones revved ya?

>>150680858
So Gustafsson is getting cut right?
Also both Josefine Lindgren Knutsson and the Mauler both left the UFC to fight for GFL, but any GFL events where cancelled before they could even fight there

UFC BLACKEDhouse for Tomala I fear

>>150680881
Assuming Tom can get past Gane, and that's a big IF, then he's getting fraud checked badly July 4th 2026.

>>150680878
That was a bad loss but i dont think they'll cut him for it

>>150680893
the shite house card is happening in june

>>150680916
They might

>>150680920
Are you retarded or something?

>>150680916
Maybe not but losses like these might easily snowball into more losses

>>150680858
>the first minute of the first round

>>150680951
It's entirely possible.

>>150680930
>>150680966
You have sex with men.

is it ok for jamahal Hill to rape his brother

Women are a type of man when you think about it (Wo type men)

>>150680881
yeah he's training his bussy for a new debut in pootlilblackboi

>>150680930
UFC on the south lawn
PFL on the north lawn
Me on an illegal stream
perfection

>>150680778
I can't read that

Won against kevin gastelum but lost to belal

Keep an eye out on a kid named gustafsom, that kid is going places dude

Anyone seen those girls who are selling Hot Dogs at Piccadilly circus? That stand must make an absolute killing, what a spot. I don't even eat that shit but what do you think will happen if I buy one and ask the more attractive one to spit in it?

An 83% finnish rate heemer prawlspect or a hardened 38 yo vet who fought in the top 10 most of his career

UFC champion Marco "King of the Streets" Ruas

Marko Rudas? A beast.

>>150681018
Shut the fuck up

>>150681064
You're just making up names now

>>150680621 (OP)
Hi heem
Ive seen a lot posts about Ante Delija after his heem
To not get your hopes high
He is prone to injury, broke his fucking leg in half 10years ago
He is also reckless, he will follow general tactics but he will 100% let his hands go making himself prone to counters and get knocked out
He is equally good on feet and ground, he likes to clinch and push to the fence
The one opponent I do not want to see him against is volkov, I dont think he solves the reach issue and he might get pieced up with the jab
Do i like him?
Yes
Do i believe he is champ material?
No
I hope he gets top 5 and i'll be happy

>>150681192
Can he survive against valter or almeida

>>150681192
Thanks b you think he can KO the tattooed freak with fake teeth or since they sponsored his visa is it a merab/aljo type arrangement

Hi /heem/
Ive seen a lot posts about Gutsafson after getting heemed
To not get your hopes high
He is prone to injury, broke his fucking leg in half 10years ago
He is also reckless, he will follow general tactics but he will 100% let his hands go making himself prone to counters and get knocked out
He is equally good on feet and ground, he likes to clinch and push to the fence
The one opponent I do not want to see him against is volkov, I dont think he solves the reach issue and he might get pieced up with the jab
Do i like him?
Yes
Do i believe he is champ material?
No
I hope he gets top 5 and i'll be happy

>>150681221
they missed the groin strike unfortunately Bane was leveling up before that

>>150681192
He broke his leg a decade ago against the same guy he heemed last weekend ? Crazy

>>150681206
>>150681240
Yes, he should be able to win against cans but top 5 sounds really hard, pavlovich, volkov, gane prolly loses
>>150681212
I barely watch ufc, only specific fights im interested
I know like 10% of the roster, I watched the fighting nerds get embaressed the other day

>>150681297
>I barely watch ufc, only specific fights im interested
Thanks for your input cazzie, sniffed you out from a mile away, notice how i didn't respond to your initial post, it reeked of a soccer shitskin coming here talking about he doesn't anything about

>>150681297
Things are a bit grim right now but 320 could be fun there are rematches, heemers, some memes and dan hardy's wife

>>150681355
based cazzie spotter
we appreciate the work

>>150681355
Dont do it OG

Women want me and men want to be me.

I'm afraid

>>150681412
Same

>>150681355
I was here before your dad cummed in ur mums arse ya fat fuck
Ufc is shit nowdays
I watch regional mma and fighters I like
You wouldnt get it
Also get a job ya neet

Win or lose, the fighting nerds are forever

It's been four years

michel olekziuchuk will be the best fighting nerd

>>150681221
why would gustafsson be fighting volkov

it's mostly lose

>>150681496
>In a November 2024 interview, Hall stated that he has had 19 surgeries since his last bout including a torn ACL and that he hoped to compete again in 2025
brutal

Heem em all 1989

Still can't believe that literal Chinese leafcuck poster had the audacity to accuse me of using my truck to compensate for having a small penis on here last night. Can you fucking imagine?

>>150681550
>still revved

truck nuts

Cant stop my meng from getting hard when i think about Brazilian female fighters

Being honest, in brazil we don't support the art of mma as much as we like/support brazillian idols.

If you go for a walk on the streets you'll see only sad and disappointed people.. What the fighting nerds did was unforgivable, filling our hopes and dreams to crush them like that.
The saddest part is that we already know Poatan will get simulated again, acting on movies and doing tiktok dances with disgusting japanese singers...

I wish i could live in Aldo, Anderson Silva, Cigano and Renan Barão times back... Sneed was right all along

>>150681609
>I wish i could live in Aldo, Anderson Silva, Cigano and Renan Barão times back
>aldo
You don't know what you are wishing for buddy, what gooby did to aldo is 100 times more humiliating than the nerds getting exposed, silva too, you had to endure 10 years of Ls, ye no i think you have it better than the brazilian fans from that era.

the fighting nerds?
more like the shitting turds

Yeah MMMA

>>150680621 (OP)
>give me title shot brazza
>*lopes goes on a three fight streak while evloev plays patty cake with his old lady*

Turns out the fighting nerds were just... Nerds.

Andreas Schutzstaffelsson

>>150681692
They're all kind of brainlets, actually
I never understood the name

>>150680881
Jones vs Gane 2

If Harry Hardwick was from London, he would be called 'Arry 'Ardwick

>>150681696
But they all wear glasses thats pretty nerdy

>>150681594
Yeah you're the bitch ass chink whos too pussy to even admit his own ethnicity, for shame. I say for shame upon you for projecting your insecurities onto me you coward.

>>150681696
They watch anime and play video games

Everybody please we must shame the jacked Taiwanese boy. JTB knows he will always be Chinese.

>>150681716
Saw a guy with a T-shirt in the gym today that said "I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN". Thought you could hide huh?

>>150681609
You still got Jean Silva. Prates looked good his last fight. You didn't really have faith in the bald spot conor knockoff, deep down.
There's a low hail mary chance for Caio to get a "how good is Caio!?" story boost if Imavov beats Khamzat. Though that will likely not happen.

We must rally the strength of man to shun the Chinese faggot from Canada who's been running his mouth writing checks his ass can't cash.

>>150681730
Even a flush flying knee by evloev, is pitter patter tier KEK

That leaf really revved him huh hehe

Seriously "jacked" Taiwanese boy, you do realize Sneed absolutely 1000% could kill you and literally, yes I said literally, ass rape you in armed or unarmed combat.

You had better put some respect on my name I posted my cock here before it's extremely large.

7 Inches is huge my guy, spammy will deny this until he's blue in the face but thems the facts bappskie.

me and Sneed are like butter and pineapples, a delicious duo.

I'm thinking Nords run this general and the rest of you? Pitiful. Pitiful.

nahh shit look dumb as hell

Implying paramount couldn't just charge per view for the events

>>150681763
But enough about the length of dildo that dilates ya botched bottom surgery

>>150681833
>50 cent and Jason Mamoa in the same movie
an ill omen

>>150681833
Don't remember a joe in street fighter. Apparently he's the worst character in the game. You can't even play as him, he's just just the second npc you beat up, not even on the character select kek

>>150681833
poor volk... he seemed so excited and proud when he "leaked" it. prob has no idea it's going to be straight to netflix and he only has one scene

>>150681895
this is modern film, there will be a subversion of expectations where he saves the day

heem my meng to Juri

So next year no more PPV points for champions?
Will they get a sandwich or some bud light instead?

>>150681976
PPV points have never been guaranteed for any fighter.

>>150681966
You are an incel. I can tell just by the style of the kind of women you like for

>>150682071
>the kind of women you like for
You are an Indian. I can tell just by the style in which you type, don'd you know sarr.

Alright I'm back what have I missed

>>150681919
It's straight to Paramount, thoughbeit.

Thinking of taking an picture of this violent Schaub I took after shooting an cumload onto it and posting it here with the line of text syaing as follows: this is waht I think of you all. Thoughts?

>>150682121
You'll do fucking nothing.

>>150682121
I can't decide what pizza to eat much less what to say about your khabib drizzled aspinall

YOU GUYS ARE FIERY THIS MORNING

Just want you guys to know if I gloss over a post and clock it as an unfunny shitpost, it immediately gets hidden.

>>150682121
Only a pathetic weirdo freak would cum on their own shit. Says more about you than it does about what you think of us, I fear.

>>150682121
10/10 post

>>150682146
Saves toilet paper and water it's very ecological

Say what you want about gustarson but at the end of the day you simply can't deny that he

>>150682121
that's what you do? just go on the internet and spread negativity?

>>150682181
ge

>>150682144
Nah, it's because you see an ounce of truth in the shitpost that makes you seethe and look stupid, so you hide it. The /heem/ equivalent of tapping to strikes, oh I do so lament in anguish.

>>150682181
I could heem you without having to stand up behave

Stayed up late shitposting on /heem/ passed out in my chair. Dreamed about all the getbacks I was going to deliver upon my return from the astral plane. So I wake up
>WHAT
Take a piss
>WHAT
No toothpaste
>WHAT
Brew coffee
>WHAT
French pressed
>WHAT
I drank one cup
>WHAT
Two cups
>WHAT
Three cups
>WHAT
Not enough for a fourth
>WHAT
Brewed some more
>WHAT
Had one cup
>WHAT
Making the total four
>WHAT
And then was ready to post and told a canadian he's got no fucking balls!
>WHAAAAAT

>>150682190
hegel??

Is Colby washed?

Brenden "The Business Shark" Schaub

>>150682229
you can't lose to Buckley and call yourself elite b

>>150682229
he's likes getting rimmed so probably

>>150682084
Fuck off

>>150682229
No. He's aging more like an RDA, were I could see him getting a few unexpected wins but still declining a bit. And at this stage of his career he will never get easy matchmaking like he used to (unless he gets burns).
I personally count "washed" as when you start to see a fighter have easily identifiable worse movement and reaction. Usually in his knees and hips.
By blk boy boxing lingo you could say he is washed, thoughbeit.

>>150682256
You'd know all about that now wouldn't you sunshine

>>150682273
Didn't expect a concession, Ramesh. Saaank you bloody.

>>150682301
Yeah I'm not a casual fan I keep up with things.

>>150682289
Why are you such a dumb pretentious faggot

The solution to the Dagestan question is called Thailand

Marauder was the case and they blamed me

>>150682364
>muai soi

>>150682229
Why did Buckley dominate Colby but lose to Marty?

>>150682389
Usman still roids

Thawlts on black girls (lightskin)?

What did we think of CJI 2?

I've only got 1 layer of hair left. Pray for me bros

>>150682389
Colby is beyond shit, a complete fraud

I feel caio will have more chance at winning LHW title than staying at MW

>>150682422
turkey finn, min now

uninstalled every viking show i had in my computer, i simply can't believe any of this shit no more, MMA ruined all media for me especially anything with vikings or nordic so called berserkers, these guys are complete pussies

Tbh

>>150682402
like them darker

>>150682473
Anyone can be badass when you're ambushing farmers

>>150682441
i dont think he survives the top 5 there, desu
hasnt shown the ability to heem or particularly dominant anything, and he's big for middleweight but i dunno how much more size he could add at lhw and it still be beneficial, he'd basically be like a smaller rakic imo

Roman Legionnaires were elite
everyone else was a can

>>150682402
darker

Ass or Tits?

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

>>150682519
both with hips and thin waist

>>150682519
rib cage thin with bubbly fake honkers

>>150682519
tits are more important than ass but it can't be some 80/20 split more like 65/35

>>150682519
Ass

>>150682519
the heart

>>150682519
pits

>>150682538
Düsseldorf might actually be the Philly of Germany.

>>150682579
Hoenstly? Respect

UHHHHHHH 45-70

>>150682491
Facts

>>150682519
Countenance, Sophia, Temperance

heeminder that “competition” is a terminal race to fakeoneism, always and forever

meditate on this

>colby glaze in 2025
You are pathetic you know that?

Michael Chandler's wife ruined his career, denied him sex and ended his bloodline.

>>150682687
When Michael Chandler was begging for a date through email it was already over.

>>150682353
I'm simply better than you, I do declare. Thought I made that clear to you before.

Chandler is the witches vessel
Death to the demon Brie

raja's actions are really giving me the le fatigue

Colby vindicated.

Colby is Vaccinated

Gun to your head, name a good Colby win

>>150682886
Poly

>>150682473
Why is this retard being a millionaire eat that plastic goycheese?

>>150680696
That fat child and his father both attested he was 18 and that fat child insisted that New Jack slice him. Newjy literally did nothing wrong.

newjack is pushing daisies right now like a bitch

If Arman manages to lose to Hooker, does he surpass Bo for KWABOTY?

>>150682886
Usman.
>b-b-but
Usman.

>>150682714
>I'm simply better than you, I do declare.
How did you acquire this power?

>>150682977
Once AGPoatan loses again it’s him

>>150683004
I would argue Alex needs to be knocked out or subbed. Losing another decision isn't quite enough to take the top spot. Arman should not lose to Hooker and he blew out his back (and title shot) trying to impress the village bicycle.

>>150683018
Blown back mountain not only loses to hooker he gets knocked the fuck out cold eyes rolled back

>>150683018
AGPoatan will be heemed

Reckon khabib and his Mrs ever kick back and just have a laugh?

ARE YOU READY?

Colby is one of the only legitimate examples of "he was never good". He's just a stylistically tricky matchup for Usman who still fucked him up twice. The rest of his resume is atrocious.

>>150683146
>muh resume

People who say GSP is the GOAT say this shit with a straight face

getting reports omalley will take on jake paul at ufc white house

It would be healthier for all of us to tap out of heem forever

>>150682402
Goob

GSP is the GOAT tho

>>150682474
How the frick

It's Crazy THAT suga Shawn o malley asked his mate to shag his Mrs. Fucked up

>>150683144
canelo is only -170 over crawdaddy
could be a good fight

Do NOT check Marvins twitter.

>>150683259
What's the craic today?

>>150683202
Resume is just one (significant) part of the whole picture. The fact of the matter is, Colby built a career off of old men and bums. The moment he started fighting anyone good, even the ones he was stylistically a decent matchup for, he looked like dogshit.

Cezary Oleksiejczuk is the actual fighting nerd with the most promise.
>25yo and just got in UFC
>Best boxer
>bigger, better version of his bro
>In shit division

AARON FUCKING PICO

>>150683294
>muh resume
>muh age

Small brains, many such cases

>>150681221
These are fake names

>>150680650
syko stu wears him out in the rematch and takes the decision imo

>>150681609
Funny thing is, they almost always lose when most hyped. Happened with Silva, Aldo, Pereira, and now these fucking nerds lmao

Caio still beats reddit rob

>>150683337
Typical retarded Colbum fan. Your boy sucks and always has, hate to break it to you.

DWCS is garbage this week. One of the "contenders" lost to Kody Steele.

>>150683422
I think he could, yeah. I think he could beat Imavov in a rematch if he picks up the activity and starts using his jab/boxing earlier in the fight instead of waiting until Imavov gets a bead on him.

>>150683439
>this week

>>150683144
PooFC ends around 9pm ET and Canelo Crawford ring walks are around 11pm ET.
Heeminder if you plan on watching Canelo Crawford on a TV with other people, put the card on early. The people who missed full rounds of Tyson Paul due to buffering, were mainly people who tuned in for the main event only.

>>150683287
Off to the shops out of tobacco and eggs, rest day today did a meng heem in the morning to keep urges at bay

>>150683439
>look into it
>black female on the card
I'm hyped

People forget man Anton Turkalj was so cold in that octagon he shivered

Kevin Vallejos is an overhyped manlet that needs to go down to bantamweight.

Kai Kara Böga

>>150683422
No shit Redditbert is washed
He beats RDR as well, would just pot shot him to death at on the feet

>>150683760
lol bög means fag in Swedish haha

>>150683294
Nah, you prob just started watching later, or don't remember the landscape. You can say Colby is not good now, or even that todays fighters are simply better. But that narrative he beat washed bums was started by Belal and Leon, two guys who criticize his wins but no joke still brag about their own wins over the same opponents. Wins that they got after Colby already beat them.
>Maia was on a 7 fight win streak, lost to Woodley in a title fight in a no damage boring fight. Colby beat Maia immediately after that match.
Even Woodley was too scared to risk any engagement. Colby fought him right after and beat him. One of the best wins you could get, at the time, in the division. Belal brought up his win over Maia at pressers as a reason he's so good lol, which was way after Colby beat him.
>RDA fight was for the interim title, he was not washed. Lawler was a champion who lost it to woodley, lost to RDA and had the fluke Askren headlock blunder by herb.
>Dong Hyun KEK
A deep cut. 7 and 2 in his last 8, losing to Maia and Woodley, the champ.
>Woodley
Injury happened in the 5th round, Colby was up almost triple sig strikes and 3 takedowns to 1. Obviously not washed, he only lost via wet blanket since being the champion.
Now you know your history. You can say he is not good now, or that the general

>>150683511
Well half of your shopping list is healthy at least. Who's your next prospect? I'm going with MVP this time, he is not going to let me down

>if you can't dream big ridiculous dreams whats the use of dreaming at all?
>BOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huw_i-87Rgk
OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHES HURT

>Jon Jones states ‘I am not retired,’ still training for UFC White House

Topkek... What a BUM.

Jones is trump's favorite fighter

>>150683868
Poor bitch.

>>150683868
You think anyone has ever tried raping her and then just ended up with their arm broken?

Dana White needs Druski if he wants power slap to go viral probably the most influential influencer this era

>>150683868
>DAYYYNAAAA WHY YOU DO DIS. YOU MAKE DEY FAN TURN AGAINST US AND YOU TAKKE OWAH MONIES
>Looks around to make sure the hos are watching
>EAAAHHH..... AND YOU MURDER OUR KIEDSSSS... NOT KKOOBBEEEE!! NO NO NO NO WHYYYYYY... NO YOU TAKE HIM DAYNA AND YOU CAN NOT EVEN GIVE ME WAT IM WORTH FOR MY PAYDEY!!?!?!?!?

Uuuhhh Tomala xirs?

>>150683910
It was a lot easier than you'd think b

>>150683947
He wants to fight Islam and Magomed/Pereira. He said coach Cal would get him to 170, specifically. So not heavyweight.

>>150683965
You've tried and ended up waking up with a broken arm instead? Grim.

>>150683969
Might as well go for 4 then

>>150683965
Big ups Pekka

Look at da mewn
Look how it shoins fer yous
An' everyting yous do
Yeah, dey was all yellow

God the janny here is such a worthless faggot, I'd love to crush his windpipe under my size 10.5 steel toe work boots after trudging through mud and pig shit. Disgusting retard you are, you really really are.

>>150683982
Aidsmaevsisters, if Imavoff can do this to the best fighter in history, what chances do we have?

I would tie my toe rope around my truck's hitch and drag janny down the street by his legs until he dies.

Has Caroline retired? I don't even remember. That was/is one sad career

It's Karoline with a K, goof.

>>150684043
Wadya get banny for?

It's tow with a w dumbass

>>150684068
Hahah I totally know that, she's Polish. Sometimes I'm a real labotomite

>>150684078
This little faggot retard mod just rides my cock specifically 24/7 because he's such a worthless no life obsessed broke reddit bitch, and he needs to kill himself urgently before I find him.

Heem is dead and we have killed heem

>>150684087
Jandaddy gaped ya bacon bussy I’m afraid

And he knows exactly who he is, fuck ass nigga whassup bitch? Shut the fuck up spammy, faggot

Faggot spammy always on about his gay retarded shit, literally nobody likes him needs to kill himself yesterday sdiybt

>>150684064
I hope not, she would probably end it
Which would be bad because i like her

>>150684135
I can save her.

>>150684087
Mate, there are no private messages, calm down. You either get banned or don't. Maybe you're crying about getting warned, that would be quite hilarious

>>150684147
FFFFFFFFFFFaggot!!

>>150684158
Shut up retard!

>>150683982
I still prefer those old shorts. This was when Imavov trained out of the MMA factory. Very long time ago.
Let's not forget Gane is training with akhmed tazhudinov, the man who beat zatsissy's idol, Sadulaev.
Not to mention Imavov will retire zatsissy soon, I fear in the most terrible way...

Homie I love myself and my life.

MMA Distress
Your heart is beating fast and and you feel out of breath. You feel something is lurking just behind that corner about to hit you right in the face, the suddenness of its impact will lead to your mental breakdown leaving you an utter mess, completely broken, your mind has gone. What happened? You got hit by Noche UFC: Lopes vs Silva that's coming this week.

>>150684171
Actually funny post, zero chance this one was spammy btw

>>150684159
We don’t sign our posts here

>>150684135
Jesus Christ that is sad. I did say it was a sad career, a lot of people find out they're bums and start to never be able to win but with her for some reason the suffering was more tangible from the outside

>>150684184
Turn your monitor off reject, go outside and find the nearest bridge to jump off immediately.

Fuck, I just realised I replied to Sweden hahaha no no. I thought it was still the yank. Quite funny

>>150684204
We call him sweetden

Spamdaddy revved her?

>>150684186
Sports careers are sad. Retiring from competition when you're 30ish. Having to get a bum job after that.

Just checked, somehow she's still fighting, that's heartwarming.
Well unless she gets sent home bruised and battered having to tell her family she lost again after training hard for a comeback

>>150684169
Gane has been going to the Bahrain gym with Gaziev, Tazhudinov and a bunch of other brazzas for years and he is still totally shit
It would be funny for him to beat Tomala but he’s a turd sadly

Gane got ragdolled by a middleweight
He sucks

>>150684213
Oh you already know you been done needed to kill yourself now brotha, facts is facts.

>>150684171
You saying that sincerely?

>>150684211
We call you Ms. Drew The Pensacola Pomeranian Pleasurer.

FART TRUMPET

>>150684217
Not really, when I see a guy like Rockhold I don't feel the same way at all. He's made his millions, got to do what he wanted his whole life, can even say he "worked" obviously is was a bit sad the moment he retired, but I feel more sorry for myself next to him. No sympathy needed

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KILL YOURSELF!

>>150684254
Sneed could easily look like this if he transmaxxed

>>150684226
Outwrestled prime Volkov with three broken toes hanging off his foot. A near impossible 'feat'. Deep down you know if his foot wasn't broken he would have won even more dominantly.

Roman Leigonnares Disease

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Kowalkiewicz has this weird, off putting look of her face. I bet she's either really and in bed and just lays there or the amazing. Probably makes the most intense faces either way haha, I like that

>>150684273
Just shows how shit volkov is

I'm sorry lads, fraid my flagmate is having a gr8 melty

>>150684283
Ranjinder it's time to learn English

>>150684293
I didn't know Americans had flatmates too . What's going on? You should put rat poison in her food

You never saw it coming, creeping around the corners of your eyes. When the time came it leapt at you like the Chupacabra eager to suck the blood out of its prey and you were the goat.

>>150684293
It’s dirty diaper Tyla’s time of the month, tragically

>>150684297
Oh hehehe haha hoo hoo that's a funny joke, you see what he did? He's insinuating that I'm Indian because I wrote a bad sentence.
What a joker, very original

>>150684275
Based Cholo went for it even after it was clear he was up against someone who could actually fight.

Hespect to that untermensch.

>>150684226
Nope Taz was never there at the same time. Gane specifically went to train under him during this last downtime for a wrestling focused camp. They'll train again for the Aspinall camp but this was seperate. They're paying Taz specifically now.

Not sure if the man up north is talking to me

>>150684328
toby you're barely literate

The night of Noche UFC: Lopes vs Silva has come

Aaron "Taz" Pico

>>150684342
Gapedne must be missing dickdowns from his Vovdaddy, xhe is such a slut for a sexy brazza daddy

The K-1 world max opening round is worth watching cos the fights were pretty sick. Looking forward to final round.

>>150684083
Oh Toby what are you like

>>150684341
OG had a gun too, didn't reach for it
real one

I'm an OG *does it*

>>150684373
I say a lot of hilarious think, make a lot of great jokes, and THAT is what you find funny

Brendan Schaub has violence in his DNA but love in his heart

>>150684346
The English saddo is here, after days depression in and out of the clinic. Pills loaded up. I wonder what he's going to slew today, must have quite the rage built up.
Manage to get laid yet? I heard you mums a deep sleeper. I guess it would count

>>150684447
Also a Mexican mouth on his penis

>>150684453
The guy you’re talking to is Scottish btw

>>150684477
How would you ever know? Scottish guys aren't faggots like that

If a man dances by his own grave is he happy or sad? If he laughs at the sight of his own corpse is he scared or mad? If you find yourself awake in your own dead skin would you find that good or bad?

So yeah about that UFC Fight Night: Lopes vs. Silva

>>150684368
>roided up Brazilian that got mismatch against scrawny zoomy
>chink that robbed a white guy
>Dutch heemer
>Armenian dude with moves
>some Moroccan "French" lanklets

Was a bit sloppy but fun

>>150684494
Oh right, this is a mixed martial arts general

>>150684494
I'll refrain on commenting until Guru tells me what to think

I’d drag you into high altitudes

>>150684429
I only just got here

I don't get how you fags unironically think fight camp is gonna help a bum that starts from shitty wrestling. you either have that shit hammered into your very instincts from the age of 6 or you just remain a shitter.

You can easily forget

>>150684488
When the football is on the truth comes to light

>>150684518
Just get Craig Jones in your camp or nothing

>>150684515
Oh no, pleaseee say it ain't so. Don't tell me you've been impersonated again

>>150684536
There are unironically three of us at times plus one I'm not too sure about who is extremely gay

>>150684546
When you're talking to someone you think is someone else and they're engaging with you as that person it's an especially sick feeling

I know it was you anyway you mentioned wanking in the morning even though you were getting laid last night, and other details about yourself

Finna make sausage and potato mash with a mushroom sauce and watch the card again it was actually quite alright for ufc

>>150684573
Yes that was me, and it was all day not just once at night, I was depleted by bedtime

>>150684547
For sure

finnish depression

Reminder that the only wins that matter are UFC heavyweight finishes, which means Derrick Lewis is the best fighter ever.

>>150684632
is that so?

>>150684620
Going to add an friar egg for our mandem in bongistan

just noticed that prates looks like a hue steve-o

France has fallen lads, but unironically apparently

Yeah
Uh-huh
Um, uh-huh
Okay
Hello mothafucka, hey, hi, how ya durrn'?
It's Weezy F Baby, come to take a shit and urine
On these toilet bowl bitches, pussy ass niggas
Stomping on this beat like a motherfucking Sigma
Bad to the gristle, hat to the rizzle
I'm so official, all I need is a whistle
Bitch named Crystal, let her suck my pistol
She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out

TOTAL FIGHTING TURDS DEATH

>>150684184
bacon double hamdy burger what a cant miss prospect he was

>>150684184
based Hamdy

>gf gave me this a week before ending a 2 year relationship
At least im with my heembros that care a lot about me

>>150684608
Chat is this real?!

>>150684802
I fucked her

(love u bro)

>>150684678
They do that all the time b
>>150684802
IC code?

>>150684802
kwab

>>150684597
Alright, don't show off now

>>150684802
Hang in there, Bappa.

What is it with Englishmen and being carried out on a stretcher?

stretcher? I barely know her

i’m picking jean simply because he’s on an identical arc to topuria and this is his equivalent of the josh emmett fight

real autism will defeat cringelord jean silva and his fake autism

>>150684608
GET OUT OF THERE
YOU DONT WANT TO BE THERE

>>150682491
And a ascetic monks

Most badass rubber-burning warrior marauders in history? My vote's for the Vikings

Is having a third nipple good for mma?

>>150684868
Let me have a victory lap

>>150684608
That goesed to the funny moment comp, brazza XD That guy numba 1 bullshit

BREAKING;
Diego Lopes is out of next weekend's scheduled fight against Jean Silva. According to sources close to Lopes, he has pulled out due to a My Chemical Romance concert occurring the same weekend near his hometown, which he plans on attending instead.

>>150685158
Don’t post this again.

it must be so shit not being funny

Need to wake up early so made a bit extra sauce than the food needs

>>150685280
kek

I fuckin love My Chemical Romance used to smoke weed with emo girls all the time

And some eggstra eggs

Dude is happy his teammates lost

>>150685455
Based.

>>150685354
Placebo is better

>>150685497
Finland is a man of culture. No surprises there.

>>150684802
Mine got with another guy and cut off all contact a week after breaking up with me. We'd been together several years and only broke up because of factors outside of our control. One of the last conversations we had involved her telling me she'd never cut me off and she hoped we'd work things out and come back to each other soon. It's tawlf, b. I'm sorry.

>>150685455
That's why he is /ourboy/

>>150685305
I will until I get legitimate answers.

>>150685587
How did you find out she got with another guy? Im suspecting the same here

>>150685587
>>150685644
Please stop guys

>>150685644
She sent me a text saying she met someone and had to block me/cut off all contact out of respect for him, lmao. Last I've heard from her since.

Imagine if India cared about MMA

>>150685659
Sorry, b. My favorite fighter is Dan Ige. Thawlts?

>>150685455
He gets to be the new face of the fighting sois before the oleksiecjuks get

>>150685743
*before the oleksiecjuks get hyped

>>150685571
Preciated b

>>150685326
Damn... You gonna be alright man?

>>150685702
What a nasty thing to tell to someone.

Vettorichads.

WE
ARE
BACK

>>150685772
fat ass turkey a la sheep bitch

>>150685702
Goddawlg b, how long after things ended did you get that text?

heeminder paramount+ is half off for a limited time

>>150685794
/ouric1/ does it again

>>150685794
I mean folks wheres the lie?

As much as I love Vettori being a hothead. I hope he pulls a Borrachinha and finds a decent girl to settle down with, especially now that his UFC run is coming to a close.
Rage and passion are good, but they must be controlled at some point.
He is exactly the kind of person who could spiral downwards.

>>150685787
In a way I'm glad she did it because I believe now that I realistically wouldn't have been able to stand just being friends with her while she's with someone else but it was such an ice old, abrupt way of doing it and I've never felt more pain in my life than that moment.
>>150685811
Literally a week, b. Like almost 7 days exactly. Made me think she was already seeing the guy behind my back and that's why she wanted to break it off in the first place. Meanwhile it's bene months and I've only just now started seriously considering finding someone else.

>4chan advertising stream sites

Topkek...

>>150685902
Nigga is single for 10 weeks and already needs a new nipple to suck on

>>150685902
That guy was in the background before the breakup, she left you in limbo and completely ended things when the new guy was a go. Im sorry but, how have you coped? Lately I've gotten back to shooting pool, might smesh a few escorts idk

Swedes can't catch a break, knock out blow after knock out blow.

I'm so full this spliff is going to feel orgasmic

>>150685960
I didn't for a while, but more recently I've just been getting back to my hobbies and working on myself/my future and trying hard not to look at the clock and see the time melt away. Getting out and talking to people more and just spending more time with my friends has helped too.

>>150685900
Vettori has major CTE from eating 1000 punches from cannonier and his brother died in a fire. He's going to go full schizo soon

>S-Sweden lost!!
*has a massive cock* Any evidence of this?
>I-it just happened!!!
Hahahaha

>enroll your daughter in wrestling they said
>it'll help her defend herself in case of an attack they said
should've just bought her a damn pepper spray

>>150685902
Damn, B, that sucks. Seems like she was harboring some sort of resentment because she needn’t be so hurtful towards you; could’ve simply break contact and that’s it. Anyways, hopefully you mourning period will be brief and you get back on your feet soon.

>>150686177
She looks like she wanted to get pinned and even flipped her hair. Blackpilling

>>150686177
she's going up against someone who knows how to wrestle at the level, but i'd give her pepper spray anyways

Dana won't even be at UFC Noche he'll be doing the boxing shite
A hate letter to Mexico

>>150686323
he's going to the real messican event

>>150686177
Id out wrestle both of these cans

>>150686177
Surely these are both female?

>>150686402
raja? did you really hop the border to canada to evade your arrest warrant?

>>150686516
Turn both of your monitors on.

Put PATCHY in that mf mix

Stoned witless rn
>>150686504
Based

>>150686579
Hey are you Finnish?

>>150686593
Extremely

>>150686641
Nice, we like that sort of thing.

if you're Finnish you'd know the last finnish goalie to win a Stanley cup

47 days until Gane fights.

>>150686735
Too easy

>>150686735
puke ass

>>150681833
why didn't they get lowtiergod to play as balrog

>>150686809
>but if you eat the kartoffelstruddel before your wienerpachten, how will this affect your training?

>>150686863
They could not afford the 50 dollars he needs to turn on the webcam

I really enjoy K-1 and absolutely despise disgusting *ews

>>150683388
Who the fuck would fake being a redditor?

>>150686809
beautiful bankai Abus

Shamil Gaziev just put the KFC on notice

ban these ROG ass niggas outta my chat, damn!

>>150686993
Sup sneed

>>150687011
sup darnell

My name is aapo

>>150687052
is that an indian name

>>150687078
That's a pooh

>>150685702
Give her number to one of your girl bros and have her pretend to be a jealous gf. Get her to call her or leave a message saying 'who tf is this dont ever call (you)re number ever again'.
There's a chance at some point, your ex will have a fight with her new bf and unblock you when she's drunk, maybe debate texting or calling you again. She might forget to block you again.
Then you text her in a few months apologizing for how your new gf lit her up like that and that you hope she's doing well.
This worked for me once but I wasn't blocked and and I have a loud ugly girl bro. If your ex bites and asks questions, say you deleted your last break up messages and your new gf saw your relationship messages thinking they were current.
If she knows you have something going for yourself it will make her at least seethe every time she has a fight with her new guy even if you never get back together.

>>150686900
I think you would be surprised

>>150686993
LTG seems like a schaubian mensch. They should link up and bury the hayders.

an aapo a day keeps the doctor away

AND THERES THE BIG KABASH. GOOD NIGHT IRENE!!

>>150687358
She tanked that shit.

>>150687358
Gaethje'd

>>150687358
did she die

>>150687469
Her head was blown the fuck out. She'll be fine.

>>150686809
Effortlessly timeless

So, Raja just gets away with it then?

>>150687548
he did nothing wrong

>>150687358
herb NO WHERE to be found as usual

>>150686809
I admire Abus' composure in this situation.

Who will be the first asian male UFC champ??

>Tatsuro Taira (33%)
>Joshua Van(20%)
>Song Yadong(15%)
>Shavkhat Rakhmonov (10%)
>Joo Sang Yoo (7%)
>Zhang Mingyang(5%)
>ChangHo Lee (5%)
>Mytykbek Orolbai (5%)

>>150686897
Kek

>>150687786
her nose disgusts me more than her behavior

I run this shit

>>150686809
Abus has a Leonard Cohen-esque stoicness about him

So Bryan Battle last fought in december of last year. PeeFL Middleweight tournament doesn't start until halfway through next year. That will be almost a year and a half off. He signed a multi year deal and if he loses the first fight on the bracket, he's out for another year without another fight.

>>150687844
he just fought

>>150687786
fraid not mafraid

I had a dream Holloway knocked out Usman with a 1-2

>>150687860
I've had harder spars that battle did at dirty boxing the guy went down without being hit

>>150687860
>he just fought

Dana should sign the zoomers who crashed out over a cop not using his signal what are your thoughts on this

My boys? Derrick Krantz Brok Weaver and Tee Edwards

You now remember The Suga Era

>>150688141
>brok weaver
I remember reddit crying about him allegedly hitting his dog

>>150688130
I don't have any particular thoughts on this except that Dana White doesn't even know of such event ever occurring

I am him
I am heem

>>150688185
No its true. Dog fighting is his culture

I don't get why people even care about Bryan Battle. Was he even good? I legitimately don't remember any of his fights and I probably saw all or most of them.

I just beat the shit out of this thread to death. Heem is dead. I done snatch every mother fucker birfday.

Who zoomers biggest hope at their first UFC champ?

>>150688416
Well... I'm sorry to hear that

having a sweaty schaub currently

Watching Letters from Iwo Jima currently

Justin Gaethje

>>150688540
Tim Elliott

>>150688595
Good film, great letter scene in it if you haven't reached that part yet

>>150688662
40 minutes in I fear. Very based film

Lopes vs. Silva is essentially BSD vs. Ruffy.

Bruna Brasil lowkey worse than Hitler

>>150688788
I find her physique offensive

>>150688788
they can both throw it back tho

>>150683822
Maia was like 40 years old, none of the guys he beat on that win streak had the athletism of Woodley or Colby, still a decent win, but he's a case of a fighter being more skilled than good.
RDA is by far Colby's best win and it reflected in how close and competitive the fight was, still kinda undersized for the division as a former lightweight.
Kim was a good gatekeeper fighter, but his UFC record make him out to be better than he actually was as he mostly fought a lot of middling fighter and he was defintly near the end of his career as a 36 years old that retired right after that fight.
Woodley was always a fundamentally flawed fighter who relied on either finding a big shot early or hoping to freeze his opponent with the threat of the big shot.

However Colby's resume isn't particularly worst than Burns, Usman or Leon. A lot of good fighters have shit resume because of how UFC rankings and matchmaking works out.

>>150688416
WMMA fans vs MMA fans

I've heard nick Diaz is dead?

>>150689429
Yeah? Did Jake Shields tell you?

>>150688540
Illia Topuria aka. #1P4P Zoomchad
Soillennials are chinlet subhumans i fear

>>150689447
Asmongold did a 45 minute video about it but grok couldn't give me a straight answer. Rest in peace nick

https://youtu.be/T_NzErHdngk
kek heemember that time nick fought off 2 dudes

This is an obvious title eliminator fight, maybe a future fight night main card

debunk me

https://youtu.be/lboujakLS38
boxbedded is up boys and goys

>>150689910
LMAO no way

Gane seems to have embraced the dark magic and yet, has come to some sort of equilibrium. I'm in a state of disquietude for Tom, I'm afraid.

>>150689884
It's the fight that needs to happen. If Jean beats Diego, they will 100% without a doubt make Volk vs Silva. People will want to see it. It's a way bigger fight.
Both Murphy and Evloev both need the 'overlooked victim' /belal angle to get people halfway interested in seeing them fight for tido sho' neggz.

lopes heems silva when lord reddit goes for his 14th extra glove touch of the fight

>>150690177
based succulent chinese meal enjoyer

islam makhachev's funny moments are no longer funny. mma is dead now

>>150689707
>Then this dudes honkin at me all crazy... talkin shit you know...... then uh.................... and then I got in a fight with him.........

islam makhachev go kart crash burning rubber compound fracture

>>150690177
is this before or after she had the lad touch her abs?

new

>>150690371
>>150690371
>>150690371

>>150689138
>Maia was like 40 years old
And just fought for the title, and was still a top 10 guy for another few years

>>150690328
You have repressed bds. You need to cleanse your body with prayer then watch more and more.

>>150689910
Wow! Is that TKO boxing superstar Callum Walsh!