Thread 150682260

Fake MVP edition

>>150682260 (OP)
no way the Falcons' QB is named MICHAEL PENIS JR

>>150682255
Yeah. Everything shifted in how he would discuss things after and then started a radical alteration of the roster. Add in how he called the game yesterday and the dramatic shift and I get it. He realized the 2024 team was absolute shit and that would 'infect' the 2025 team.

SOON

reminder: we had SCORIGAMI yesterday

First for Packers vs BVLLS SB LX

>>150682260 (OP)
Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Justin Herbert and Brock Purdy. Everyone knows those are the four best quarterbacks in the league.

>>150682286
heh

>>150682280
Hard to belive this hasnt been done before

>>150682286
>Lamar Jackson
>200 yards in the game that will determine the #1 seed

Reminder that /nfl/ is certified property of KANGZ fans and nothing makes posters seethe more than the inherent superiority of SKOL.

>>150682280
>>150682298
That’s what scorigami is? It’s just hoping for scores that never happened before?

i can't mmj>>150682313
i can't wait for JJ to be exposed tonight

>>150682313
Walled tranny

Josh Allen is a better quarterback than Lamar Jackson.

>>150682286
I’d rather have Burrow or Hurts over Lamar Jackson

>>150682336
Yeah duh. Lamar Jackson is the Dak Prescott of the AFC

>>150682336
Josh Allen is the best quarterback in the league.

>>150682338
>Hurts
Absolutely delusional

my Chargies have the most sovlfvl fans in football :)

>>150682350
Yeah I’m the delusional one

3/4ths of Week 1 bloomers will have their dreams crushed by Week 5

>>150682350
>one of two quarterbacks that can beat mahomes when it matters

Just found out that minnesomalia replaced their kino dark blue flag with the coat of arms with this rootless cosmopolitan bank logo to be more accommodating to their more recent residents.

>>150682351
>everyone in the stadium is brown
At least they got that right.

>>150682361
yeah and the only QB in NFL history ain’t one of them

>>150682369
That’s practically just the Somali flag

>>150682368
>when his offensive line is fucked and his most reliable receiver is dead and he has the best OLine, best DLine, best pair of WRs, best RB, and a stacked defense.

tick tock viqueens

Chiefs are 0-1, Broncos and Bills are 1-0

>>150682336
I feel like it's a 1a/1b situation between them right now, they're gonna tear the league up this year

been in a coma for the last 24 hours. how did my Ravens do?

Threadly reminder that Minnesomalia is a flyover shithole and will be embarrassed on national TV by Caleb Williams and company. Chicago is walkable, is a lot safer, and has a lot more money

Lions still won the trade. Eat shit rams "fans"

>>150682383
You’re pathetic

Total John Harbaugh Death

>>150682383
hi statmutt

At the end of the day, it's just people throwing and catching a ball

Jets might be a wildcard team, they put up a pretty good fight against the current AFC North Champs. Better than the sorry showings by the gaytriots and shitphins.

>>150682395
I have no dog in this fight and I still say it was a win/win trade.

>>150682369
There was nothing kino about this you loser

I got too drunk and didn't even finish watching the Bills Ravens game, where can I watch it?

>>150682397
Funny how you get mad when context is introduced. Low IQ detected.

>>150682403
Meds

Mahomiebros...we must bounce back

>>150682392
I was just in Chicago and it looked like a safer NYC, and NYC is fairly safe but has loads more homeless.

*scores a higher PFF grade on defense than offense in your path*

>>150682392
Enjoy the National Guard occupation lel

>white boys in charge of dancing

fucking embarrassing

>>150682336
>>150682338
Cowards

My joshie ;)

>>150682437
I would've done the same thing.

>>150682421
God you’re an annoying dork. No wonder you’re a virgin

>>150682433
>Alex Jones is celebrating his Israeli-owned politicians using federal resources to subvert state/local policies with military force
Almost as grim as KC trying to win that game lol

Fuck the buffalo bills

>>150682440
Am I scared of seeing my team get bounced in the first round because Lamar is a fraud? Yes, I suppose so. I don’t think that necessarily makes me a coward though.

>>150682454
God I love Jim Harbaugh

Is Danny Dimes simply elite or are the Dolphins the worst team in the league?

>>150682448
Lmao nice cuckbabble. Why do you love crime?

>>150682454
What would Jim do with 5 min left in regulation up 15 points?

>>150682316
I'd call you a newfag but scoragami is reddit so if you're a newfag unaware of scoragami than that's a good newfag in my book

>>150682466
KOC has the QB touch of God.

>>150682466
Dolphins are the worst team in the league.

>>150682437
Nigger posting the same post from yesterday even after he learned Bynum is half black blasian. Bynum is based and so was the dance.

>>150682466
Only time will tell

>>150682313
You can always tell AI because of how perfectly centered the main object is.

Maybe the Colts weren’t even that bad last year if Danny Dimes is succeeding. Maybe Anthony Richardson is the worst quarterback ever?

>>150682384
I'm gonna enjoy the next 12 hours where we can pretend that Ben Johnson was the reason for the lions success

MVP

>>150682480
I’m an oldfag. Usually whenever I see a post with the word “scoragami” in it I just don’t read it though.

>>150682503
How many rings does that give

Holy shit the Bills are on easy mode this year what a pussy schedule.

How is this guy feeling on this fine Monday morning?

>>150682498
>autist is not only faceblind he's AI blind
I thought you special tards were supposed to be smart with technology

>>150682521
Jets, dolphins, aints, patriots, falcons are you fucking kidding me?

>>150682523
He’s probably seething

>>150682368
QBs don't play each other

In the AFC South, the victors were the teams with White quarterbacks, and the losers were the teams with the Black quarterbacks.
Food for thought.

who is the most fraudulent team?

>>150682541
Lamar chokes

>>150682551
Colts

>>150682541
>he doesn't remember Brady intercepting all those Peypey passes

>>150682552
Not a ratbirds fan so I agree.

>>150682472
I think we should release the list, but that is as likely as an NFL owner not taking free tax gibs for their stadiums whilest selling broadcasting rights for individual games to random streaming services.

>>150682260 (OP)
Holy shit, the bills won?? I tuned out when ravens hit 40

>>150682551
This season it’s probably the Chiefs. The owl hangover is going to be rough and they’re starting to get old and slow

>>150682569
>t. John Harbaugh

>>150682551
Eagles

>>150682569
Lamar: GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK ACK!!! *cough cough*

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>150682593
Kaep was 100% right.

>>150682280
>SCORIGAMI
Is there a list of Scorigamis that haven't happened yet?

>>150682593
How does he fit that afro into his helmet

Mommy Mina Kimes says Caleb Williams is due for a comeback this year. What say you, /sp/ergs?

Best 0-1 team?
Worst 1-0 team?

How the fuck did the Bills win? The Ravens fucking gaped them. I need to stop drinking so much.

BVRRS

>>150682563
Good. Glad we’re in agreement

>>150682621
Helluva 4th quarter.

All my teams won yesterday :)

>>150676498
funniest thread on /sp/ rn

>>150682621
This guy carried his entire dogshit team on his back like he always does.

>>150682521
Hopefully one of those teams can injure a lot of their players since they're gonna lose anyways. It would be great if a defender doused someone in lighter fluid and lit a match on them.

>>150682621
Bro. It was one of the best come from behind wins in football history and you drank yourself retarded instead of enjoying it with your elderly father while you still can. That game was amazing.

Why is Josh Allen so fucking cool?

If my team's gonna lose the entire season and be shit anyways, they might as well break the other team's QB's neck. Why should fans of other teams get to enjoy the season when I don't?

>>150682609
There's a website with whole interactive table that shows how many times each score happened and on what dates

>>150682621
the fumble caused instant raven collapse and allen showed why he's mvp

>>150682613
i can't wait to light up this bad boy after we win tonight

Reminder the Chiefs are still in the running to go 0-17

>>150682635
is this the power of wyomingite college ballers?

danny dimes ballin out was the real highlight of week 1

>>150682621
Lamar Jackson is the worst 'QB' in the league who is astroturfed as 'MVP' tier.

>>150682551
Chiefs are ready to implode this year

>>150682672
and it’s going to be glorious

Denver really tried hard to lose yesterday. That Tennessee wanted to lose even more is impressive. The Saints and Browns could learn a thing or two from the Titans.

Man Josh Allen is so fucking good dude literally carries his fucking team every week.

MVP will be Allen, Herbert, or Rodgers.

I feel like the Colts are always on the cusp of a breakout that just doesn't happen for one reason or another
Is Indiana Jones the man to get them over the hump?

>>150682635
Will he ever get the help he needs?

>>150682395
Which team won a Super Bowl again?

Lamar is a fucking fraud :(

>>150682680
I'm getting ready to crown him as the best QB in the NFL.

What do you do if you’re Anthony Richardson, narrowly lose the QB battle to a (supposedly) bad qb, a (supposedly) proven commodity, and have to sit on the sidelines watching Danny Dimes ball out like you’ve never done in your life?
Feel bad for the guy, that’s gotta be an irreconcilable aura loss.

>>150682655
I want to like the bears but I despise your QB and whoever picks QBs over there. I hated every QB you’ve had in recent memory. Fields sucked. Trubisky sucked. These guys have been obviously bad QBs that most fans realized were shit from the moment they set eyes on them and yet this franchise doesn’t ever see it. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get behind the Bears unless they somehow find new ownership. I hate the (cursed) Vikings and their annoying faggot fanbase but I might root for them tonight just for JJ McCarthy.

>>150682712
i would force a trade to a team that would start me

kek gayvens fags are having a melty already this early in the season.

>>150682721
ANTHONY RICHARDSON, WELCOME TO CLEVELAND

>>150682712
Go Deshaun Watson mode. Pocket the money, stop trying, and accept that I will be cut when my contract is over

>>150682704
and you're JUST finding out? kek

Ive been watching the chiefs for over 2 years now

I dont understand how this team isnt capable of quick passes in the middle

Texas is a shit state

How many tonight?

>>150682733
no true slot merchant

The Bills won? wtf how that game was over in the first half

>>150682713
Iunno I think they got a shot of sneaking into playoffs
Their division is pretty ass and anything's an upgrade over Richardson

What is it with Sean Peyton and hot boxing the locker room after every win?

>chargers
>1-0
>broncos
>1-0
>raiders
>1-0
>chiefs
>0-1

what went wrong?

>>150682753
mahomes had the flu n shieet

>>150682569
A lot of us did, I was pretty surprised when I checked the score later last night. You can always count on Prater. He used to have the longest kick record before Cucker came around

>>150682752
When you summon the dragon, you will ride on its smoke

Oh no no no no no,
This can't be happening!

>>150682712
Imagine seeing all the weapons people had no clue your team had being used more efficiently than you ever could by Danny fucking Dimes
That receiving core and JT deserve better than discount lamar. Lets see if they can do it against a team with a defense.

>”bad” qb leaves New York/Cleveland (Mayfield wasn’t even bad, which makes that trade even more idiotic)
>drastically improves overnight away from the Jets/Giants/Browns factories of sadness
Owners should be forced to sell the team if they haven’t had a winning season in 10 years.

>>150682752
The fact that they probably have a guy on payroll whose only job is to carry around a smoke machine and fire it up after a win is hilarious to me. The showmanship in this league is insane.

Anthony Richardson would've beat the Dolphins by more

>>150682750
MFW a big black guy performs a new celly

>>150682767
its never been more ogre than it is now

Saints

we must be better

>>150682395
hahahaha ill take out championship. And the fact we had more postseason wins than you last year. Enjoy your 0-2 start as you return to a poverty franchise.

>>150682752
my research in japanese media has taught me this phenomenon is called "bitch stink"

>>150682737
good god, just put the poor kid out of his misery already

>Go for two when there was no need because "MORE POINTS GOOD!!!!"
>Go for two more failed 2-point conversions
>Defensive HC has his defense get a 40 burger put on them
>only wins because defense gets a lucky fumble and a lucky catch in the endzone
is there a more shitty and or fraudulent HC?

>>150682782
Based and wholesome

>>150682466
A little bit of both. Dimes will be better than projected but not elite, dolphins will be a disaster especially on defense.

>>150682789
dan campbell

>>150682789
I actually agreed with him going for two

>>150682466
The Colts supporting cast are better than people give them credit for

>>150682782
unironically wholesome af

>>150682782
Taylor Swift completely embarrassed the prior efforts by the NFL to draw in broads like featuring pink outfits for tit cancer and promoting female analysts.

>>150682800
t. dan campbell

>>150682593
>*makes political statement to distract from being benched near you*

>>150682782
>y'all

>>150682792
>>150682804
>muh safe spaces
fuck off

>>150682803
Been saying this for years. All they've really needed to be a good team was a QB. That being said, I don't think that Daniel Jones is a long term solution and they should draft someone next year.

Josh Allen should have been MVP for the last three years, easily the best QB in the league.

>>150682733
Short passes over the middle are the most difficult kind

>>150682818
He's historic

Imagine if Josh Allen had a real team that didn’t demand 400 yards and 4 touchdowns from him to barely win by one point.

>entire week of Josh Allen glazing

dark times in this genny

>>150682789
>Go for two when there was no need
They were behind. You play to win

>>150682593
>stares you down until you stand up, apologize, put your hand over your heart, and sing along to the anthem while crying a single patriotic tear

choose your fighter

>Eagles-Chiefs isn't prime time SNF
>it's Falcons-Vikings
What the fuck?

>>150682831
I would say he needs a WR1 but I would honestly spend that draft pick on a defensive player since he's already really good with what he has.

>>150682832
He's just too fucking good man, it's not fair.

Why does the league never let a black head coach have any success?

reminder lamar is still better than joshie

>>150682832
This genny has been glazing Midhomes for the entire offseason for falling into the greatest situation for any quarterback in NFL history due to the Bears being the Bears. You reap what you sow.

>>150682260 (OP)
im ready to be let down by fields next week but his debut went surprisingly well. my bigger concern is that Stephens is easily dogshit and Gipson is still here alongside some faulty tackling still.

Good first week, fuck the NFL and Aaron is a whiny little child.

>>150682837
KC O’Wolf obviously is the best fighter. He’s a son of Mil.

>>150682834
>teammates are felons and closeted homosexuals
>clinging to 20 year old victories with only middling performances since
>upper leadership is so secure they can fuck up all they want and not face consequences
Trump would unironically be a Steeler

So when Josh Allen audibles and makes a 2yd screen pass to his running back who breaks three tackles on his way to a 60yd run after catch, it's all Josh Allen, the true MVP. But when Jalen Hurts does it he's a carried shitter that can't play the position. Got it.

>bills players thought Prater was a coach when he showed up
Kek

every team has issues
every team needs work
this is true of every team in every organized sport ever.

>>150682856
>This genny has been glazing Midhomes for the entire offseason
Lying piece of shit. This general has been hating on Mahomes nonstop and then gets mad and acts like victims when you refute their nonsense.

>>150682849
How does he still have a job this morning?

So chiefs are gonna go to the SB again? Ravens and Bills D are atrocious.

>>150682856
Mahomes has been ass ever since 2023 when they traded Hill. He's the reverse Brady

I’m so hyped bros.

>>150682861
that's why they track YAC. You are the only one who doesn't seem to understand this basic stat

>>150682849
If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Impressed with Cam Ward, however...

>>150682260 (OP)
>penix
hehe

>>150682854
At choking

>>150682861
solid pre-snap reads are the sign of actual football intelligence, doesn't matter who does it.

Is Josh Allen even human? How the fuck does he do it. It's like a one man army every fucking game.

>>150682861
TRVKE

>>150682849
They already got their affirmative action ring
We need an Asian Super Bowl Champion

I just heard on a podcast that you could be removed and banned from stadiums if you wear a bag over your head. Owners hate fans expressing frustration.

>>150682871
They lost to the chorgers. They’re not even making the playoffs.

>>150682895
ownerships that stay bad are perfectly fine if nobody grows tired of the bad product

>>150682395
Who got a ring?

>>150682871
It's crazy how the Ravens added personnel specifically to fix the defense and ended up looking worse than last year, though Malachi Starks looked really good for a rookie and I wish the Packers had drafted him

>>150682857
i was rooting bad for bustin yesterday lol they were close
would've been kino to embarrass rodgers like that

>>150682895
Happens in the NBA a lot. Fans get tossed for “sell the team” signs mostly.

>>150682849
This guy is such a clown, he makes me seethe

>>150682881
WRONG

>>150682915
There's nothing more Justin Fields accurate than that last play where he could've run for gain but chose instead to toss a badly timed hospital ball to Wilson.

>>150682280
Man I hate scoragami

>>150682877
If his receivers knew how to catch a football we'd have been fucked

You can only reply to this if your team is undefeated

>>150682934
=)

>>150682934
My jaguars ;) represent

>>150682924
>200 passing yards in a premier game
LOL, how many unanswered points again?

not replying to aislop, just letting you know that i qualify

>half of the teams in the NFL already lost
What a shit sport.

>>150682934
You realize you don't get to play the giants every week, right?

>>150682915
Aaron is a whiny little bitch
>Spend MONTHS saying I wanna be a Jet
>Get your wish
>"Oh btw i need Hackett and Cobb and every fucking packer as well"
>Proceed to die 4 snaps in because you forgot to get a proper offensive lineman instead of tweking for Allen Lazard
>Become a huge bitch with McAfee during this time
>Complain even more the following offseason by begging for Devante Adams now for 2024
>Get your wish
>Jets are worse with you because all you do is pass to former packers and ignore any running game
>Finish 5-12, worse record than a Jets team WITHOUT YOU
>proceed to have an even bigger bitch fit because the Jets did their first right move in ages by cutting your ass
>start twerking for the Steelers and beg for every single 2019 pro bowler
>Act like a victim after barely beating a Jets team that's gonna be closer to arch manning than any playoff game
>Don't even thank the kicker who actually won you the game
You don't hate Aaron enough.

>1-0
>1-0
>1-0
>0-1

Is this Loss?

My Packers would bootyblast these teams

Guys, one of the teams who played this week will win the super bowl

>>150682946
they're playing the packers @ lambeau on thursday, let them have their moment

>>150682931
That's the hardest defense Cam will face, he'll be fine

>>150682621
Looks like we gaped you black boi.

>>150682621
That fumble cost them the game.

Why doesn't your QB dress with this much style?

>>150682974
They also didn't go for it on 4th and 3. Just shows they don't believe in the offense.

>>150682980
I feel bad for this dude

>>150682974
>Poorick Poonry

>>150682980
uhhhh he's white

>>150682395
Trades don’t have to have a “winner”. Both sides benefited from this.

Anyone else think it would be funny to watch Bo Nix get raped? Like not in a gay way but just imagine him making all those angry faces he does while he's embarrassed pinned down by a bigger man.
Again not gay, just a funny thought

>>150682983
His blag dad fucked an Asian.

>>150682974
You could see the life get sucked right out of the team

>>150682950
KWAB
tbf i hated him before all this info

>>150682996
Bo nix is a dawg tho he'd never get raped by a man. Most likely he'd the one raping

Jesus

Ravens? More like GAPEDvens!

>>150682980
...remember when the (((media))) projected black men as alpha chads?

>>150682996
No, I've never had that thought

>>150683012
HAHAHAHAHA KWAB

>>150683012
Bills fans are what the media makes out Eagles fans to be

>>150683015
He's Blasian, homie.

>>150683012
Betting on sports is the most dumb goy thing you can do. Literally just giving Jews your money.

>>150683012
based bills fans

>>150683027
Eagles fans are still worse

>>150683027
no way, eagles fans are what patriot fans were 20 years ago

>>150683012
surprised there were any bills fans left in the stadium to throw shit at him

>>150682980
It's wild how goofy he looks for how athletic he is. If you see him move IRL it's like Sonic the Hedgehog

are we still laughing at the (L)oins?
hahahaha

>>150683012
why are bills fans fucking animals?

>>150682980
>biggest criticism is how undersized you are
>wear clothes that make you look tiny
someone needs to teach him how to fucking dress

>>150683012
Degenerate gamblers deserve it

>>150683050
when you bet on sports, God reaches down from the heavens to make you a clown

here, bills fans are playing his angels :)

>>150682970
Nice one!

>>150683027
Bills fans are a bit rowdy, Eagles fans deserve to have nuke dropped onto their city

>>150682970
>>150682934
Does any one make these AI girls but they are submitting to big white cock when their team looses?

>>150683049
/nfl/ needs to keep that same energy for Dan Campbell that you've all put on Sirianni all these years

>>150683012
Play stupid games win... absolutely nothing! hahaha!

>>150683049
yes kek are we back to detoilet era? that was embarrassing

>>150683050
Unfortunately this was staged.

Sean McDermott is so fucking lucky to have Josh Allen as his QB because he is a dogshit coach.

>>150683081
What's more important, the x or y axis

What happened to the lions? They were really good last year

Whos gonna have the better season Bengals or 49ers

>>150682857
You're pretty smart. You should try writing for a sports publication outlet or something!

>>150683094
Bengals unironically.

>>150683081
Where is my man Jimmy G

>>150682752
What part of Mile High don't you understand?

>>150683091
Lost both coordinators and several key players. Also rah rah coaches have a short shelf life.

>>150683067
probably vpn but i kekd

why are balls fans such low IQ thugs?

>>150682980
he's got a poopy in his undies

>>150683087
neither, only thing that matters is being a DAWG

reminder: the razorcakes only won because the refs spotted them 6 points

>going for it on 4 and 2 with 4th quarter Lamar

It wouldn't have mattered. Lamar already shrunk by then.

Reminder that the Ratbirds STILL haven't recovered from the ass kicking the Pats gave them in 2014

Today is the day all of Chicagoland has been excited for all year...every since January 21, 2025, when Ben Johnson was hired as the head coach of the Chicago Bears, replacing Matt Eberflus.[

>>150683114
Jackson literally assaulted a fan, should be criminally charged for that.

>>150683119
The Ravens didn't win at all.

>>150682980
He looks like a little kid who dressed up in his mom's clothes

>>150682860
>faggotkness back with his nigger nonsense.

>>150682618
>Best 0-1 team?
Ravens
>Worst 1-0 team?
Jaguars

DUUUUVAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX4PWPBXiXA

>>150683091
Lost Ben Johnson
All-pro center retired after the draft
Lost veteran guard in free agency

bengals offense once again stunk it up week 1. Nothing ever changes. Only difference is their opponent out bungled them with missed kicks and turnovers

FIRE THIS MAN

>>150683081
I need that according to this axis

>>150683119
copiest cope that's ever coped

>>150683147
Why is this bitch ass white boi coaching BLACK men?

Lamar with his stacked ass team just can't beat Josh Allen.

what the FUCK are the other 20 teams waiting for?

>>150683162
Josh Allen with his stacked ass team just can't beat Mahomes in the playoffs.

My team won yesterday

>>150683147
Not his fault the Bills had a lucky deflection and henry fumble

That was a fraudulent W. The ravens won the story

>>150683050
Did the Kiwi do something similar?
>>150683073
Doubt. Gambling is the worst addiction.

>>150683171
Ed Oliver ripped that fucking ball out, cope and seethe.

>>150683168
Not going to be a problem this season.

>>150683184
lol

>>150683173
The bet isn't staged but he told those guys to dump drinks on him for le epic silly video.

Reminder:

theres always an excuse to absolve lamar from blame kek

.[cross-post from /r/KCcrossdressing]

Hey guys! My Mahomes jersey that I usually make homeless Ethiopian male prostitutes wear while they fuck me in the asshole recently somehow got covered in copious amounts of semen and feces, does anyone have any tips on how to get these stains out? It is a white away jersey if that helps at all

edit: Thank you /u/TravisKelcesGayLover for the suggestion I got it right out!

Thread locked.

>bills beat the master chokers of baltipoor and immediately start eating the razorcakes

they literally never learn, huh?

it’s extremely unfair to blame yesterday’s loss on Tua. McDaniel needs to be fired immediately

>>150683197
We must coddle our nigger QBs and pretend that niggers are human.

>>150683208
Can you pull our dick out of your mouth?

>>150683208
bills can make it to the super bowl. all they have to do is avoid kc and cincy in the playoffs. maybe only 1 of those will happen

>>150683165
It's a lovely thing

>>150683200
lmaooo

Chiefs are 4-0 against the bills in the playoffs, have fun believing in your delusions

>>150683219
The Chiefs and Bengals aren't making the playoffs.

we MUST beat the eagles

Clots are dangerous possibly? Or do the Dolphins just suck?

Bills 1-0, Chiefs and Balitpoor are 0-1

>>150683231
ah yes week 1 overreactions

>>150683165
>began with the Rams in 2018
It all makes sense now. It's fucking gay, like Michael Sam gay. I don't think anyone would care if they had some dudes around doing male gymnast shit like backflips while juggling torches or throwing the girls onto the pyramids but the way they use them currently is gay. Having them use pom pom and shake their ass is fucking gay.

>>150683228
Can't pull it out, ay? Balls on your chin.

>>150683200
delet this saar

Does pussy actually improve a player? I feel like being celibate would make you more focused.

>>150683240
>Mahomes rings=3
>Allen rings=0
you always lose when it matters, even if your team made a Super Bowl you would still lose. We are bringing home another ring to Kansas City this year..

So glad the Bungles invested in pass protection in the off season

>>150683255
How are those balls? Smell nice. Oof got a hair in your mouth.

>>150683119
There's a near full second delay. It hits 0 they basically have a second from what you see on the screen. So it goes 1-0 there still is about .7 of a second.

Bills did nothing to improve their defense, they won't do shit in the post season.

>>150683272
Ooof keep sniffing the nutsack.

>>150683119
Alexander is so washed

Lamar Jackson is a just a less talented Michael Vick with better teams.

>but muh stats
Vick didn't take the game as serious and played in a tougher era.

>but muh wins
Wins are a team stat.

Tape tells the entire story and statsfags are clueless. If Vick played in the modern NFL he would've had 4 MVPs

>>150682789
>>Defensive HC has his defense get a 40 burger put on them

This is what kills me. Every fucking time the Bills play anyone even half decent the defense just rolls over and takes it up the ass and if Allen doesn't put up 35-40 points they're fucked. What does McDermott do? His defenses aren't good and Allen is responsible for 100% of the offense. In fact, McDermott undermines the offenses with his retarded attempts at playing smashmouth.
>3rd and 1
>opponent has 15 men in the box
>run straight ahead for no gain
>repeat 20 times per game
Allen is so good he might pull a Burrow and carry this retard to an owl despite himself but why does he even need to carry this dead fucking weight around? If the Bills had an actual good coach they'd have made the owl at least once by now because most coaches with half a brain can protect a lead for 13 fucking seconds.

>>150683200
kek

Josh Allen yet again having to prove why he is MVP and niggers are making excuses for Lamar again.

>>150682655
Is it poop colored to remind you of the bears playing?

>>150682280
>HOLY FRICK!!! CALL THE BULL, HONEY, WE NEED TO CELEBRATE!!! TELL HIM TO BRING IPAS!!!!

>Lamar causing seethe even when he loses
So based

>>150683269
Adding on
When it hits 0, the officials usually give it a full second to then call delay. So even when you see 0 on the screen they still about usually .7-1 second to play. The ,0 doesn't mean time is up. It means less than a second is there.

This extremely basic football. If you don't know this, you are midwit if you claim to be a fan

>>150683200
lel

>>150682712
>Feel bad for the guy,
You shouldn’t
>that’s gotta be an irreconcilable aura loss.
He isn’t smart enough to understand what happened

>>150682286
>Lameme

>>150683275
oh no

anyways

Broncos Bills AFCCG will be kino

Hey guys! I'm an illegal Mexican immigrant that likes watching other illegal Mexican immigrants wearing a Mahomes jersey fuck my underrage illegal Mexican wife. I was wondering if I should make chalupas or tamales today while I watch telenovelas and browse dating apps for potential new bulls in the KC area? Any help would be appreciated!!!

>>150683316
>Broncucks

>>150682542
Big think indeed

>>150683319
absolute kino

>>150683326
Coward.

>>150683326
Why does Reddit even exist?

>>150682767
Harbaugh setting records again

>>150683327
>noles
got some hard B A L L E R S on that team

>>150683253
Women don't improve anything unless you really care about your tablecloth matching your blinds. The zoomers and the youngest millenials don't even cook.

>>150683301
Not seething. Just delivering a trvthnvke

>>150682712
He was literally a retarded DEI hire propped up by media jews and when they gave him his shot as a starter he literally tapped out on a drive claiming he was too tired to finish playing. He was also stupid in thinking recklessness = being a good player, he would get himself hurt by putting himself in retarded situations and then get fucked up and go dislocate his shoulder or whatever.

That guy was always destined to be a loser and a failure and if you were conned into actually thinking that retard was any good it's on you for having poor judgement.

oof

>>150683333
It's food for AI now

>>150683319
tamales for sure KC bro

>>150683327
This bald cracker resigned in shame.

>>150683280
>Vick didn't take the game as serious
So how the fuck is Vick being a lazy retard (by his own admission) an argument in his favor? Lamar might be limited because of his low IQ but at least he's fucking trying to max out his potential instead of coasting like Vick did.

>Wins are a team stat.
Yeah and the teams that win the most have the best qbs, which is not a coincidence

>>150683319
Uh... FBI?!!

>>150683319
Orale!

>>150682825
>>150682733
This. Chiefs mostly do quick short passes to tire out the linebackers and the occasional long ball. They have very fast receivers so defenses have to account for the long ball every time. This opened up the middle of the field so Patrick can run for a first down. Most of their receivers are just fast and not very well polished route runners. You rarely see Chiefs make those layered throws down the middle over a linebackers head

>>150683341
>not to soon to worry

>>150682778
This one is hot

Is Josh Allen an angel? Dude is surreal.

Who will be the last one standing?

>>150683319
lifetime 22 year KC fan here

are you me?

>vikings bears MNF
What a let down.

>>150683142
first time to win the game with less than 150 yds of offense. Cleaveland finds a way..

jawaan taylor needs a career ending injury

>>150682778
I'm a saints fan now and I don't know why

>>150683362
Bills until they lose the owl again

finally the bandwagon lions fans can fuck off

If digits then Tua will die on the field

fish out of water in south Florida

My Busc are playing the Texans next Monday and the combined score will probably be less than 30

>>150683383
>Maye as good as Stroud
Weird

>>150683348
Tamales are fucking gross. They're basically just tacos or burritos but with unfinished tortillas. It's like eating pancake batter instead of just making a fucking waffle

>>150683383
Based Hurts

Josh Allen and Baker Mayfield are the only reasons to watch NFL

>>150683200
>/u/TravisKelcesGayLover
lmao

>>150683361
he knew to hit his best receiver

fucking ratbirds. now buffalo fans will be insufferable

NFL feels like it has finally moved on from Tom Brady.

>>150683381
8 and 1 are certainly digits so lets make it happen

>>150683389
Maye is gradually improving, Stroud is in the slump because no protection

>>150683409
It's a Josh Allen league now.

>Broncos and Raiders COMBINED have given up fewer points this entire season than the Chiefs
shieeeeeet

>>150682332
Turn on your monitor

>>150683409
Definitely. Feels like were moving into the Mayfield era.

Josh Allen is great but he's still not getting to the Super Bowl

>>150682371
Chinless freak. Jenna won

>>150683418
>its true
OHNONONONO
LOOK AT THIS DOOD

It will be interesting to see Mr. Beast get more and more involved in the NFL. It was neat seeing him on TV during Friday’s game.

>>150683408
Its just gonna make the razors hurt more in the playoffs when the lose

>>150682332
>Guy, I'm thinking about trannies again

>>150683371
>not enjoying the KANGZ ascension
>not enjoying the schadenfreude of the Bears taking another bust in the first round

you don't belong here

>>150683378
Been watching them my whole life, will continue to watch them. What I won't do is give the Ford family a single fucking cent.

>>150683383
PFF grades are a fucking meme

Kicker Hell has been an underrated subplot of the browns tragicomedy in the last decade

>>150683408
Buffalo still has shit D, Allen can't bail the team out every game

>>150682351
Well when there's only 18 of you, you gotta make it count

>>150683418
kwab team

>>150683444
For me it's Naggar and Coons.

Roger Goodell is an old jewish queen and hates Josh Allen

>>150683434
I'm going to strap you flat to a table and pay some homeless dudes to take shits on you.

Will Sean McDermott ever answer for his crimes against team safety?

>>150683442
>Someone’s QB is trash

>>150683442
Weird that they correlated to metrics that are correlated to scoring margin

>>150683371
Kino division matchup you pleb

Why has god forsaken me with a prime time Bears game

>>150683448
>plays 6 games in the AFCE in your path
they essentially locked the one seed yesterday anon

>>150683448
He's been doing it for many years.

>>150683458
They're also really bad at it, way worse than last year.

>>150683409
The NFL? Maybe

Queefs fans? Never

>>150683350
>So how the fuck is Vick being a lazy retard (by his own admission) an argument in his favor?
Because its a question of character and work ethic, not raw talent. Vick coasting at 50% effort, improvising, not gameplanning and studying and still single-handedly carrying shitter Atlanta teams is more impressive than Lameme trying his ass off with an all-star cast.

If Vick had better mentors, coaching and hadn't fought dogs it wouldn't have even been a point of serious discussion.

So why'd Lamar attack the fan?

>>150683361
Yes.

Josh Allen will never beat the refs no matter how much bullshit he pulls out of his ass.

>>150683450
it's not his fault. he doesn't know who his teammates are anymore. he doesn't even know his own name. he just knows to throw the ball

Ravens fans really hate Josh Allen holy shit.

>>150683486
>he just knows to throw the ball
Pic says otherwise.

where did this mexican chiefs meme come from? is it just cause that la creatura picture meme popular during "the mutt"s ascendance? Chiefs fans are overwhelmingly white suburb midwest people. hell I've only heard of a single ICE raid on a local restaurant all year. Johnson County is 86% white with median income over $100K

>>150683479
>If
>If
>If

>>150683464
I wish it was a Raiders game. I'm an Eagles fan and have no reason to care about the Raiders but I always tune in when they have a national game for some reason. I just think they're cool.

>>150683500
Mup di doo
Bix nood muh fugga

>>150683468
>>150683470
No one is injury immune, if you lean on someone that much eventually shit will break.

>>150683500
You would think it would be Mahomes stans that hate him, but they all like him. Ravens fans are just niggers that hate white people.

>>150683409
the 4-5 years after he retired and commentators like buck and collinsworth would still be talking about him for minutes on end during random games was sort of surreal. It would be like Jets 13 Steelers 16 with and chris would start comparing Rodgers to Brady saying he needs to do x or y better like Brady did.

Haven't seen that in a while, just hope collinsworth dies soon dude is semi-dementia addled at this point

>>150683500
black fragility.

>>150683190
You've never been around those animals.

>>150683455
>travis coons for the win
>and it's blocked
>and it's picked up by will hill
>will hill runs down the sideline
>HILL'S GONNA GET A BLOCK
>WILL HILL
>IS GONNA WIN THE GAME
>ON A BLOCKED FIELD GOAL
>UNBELUEVABLE
ultimately a meaningless tank bowl, but it's etched into every browns fan's brain forever

>>150683522
>brady retired in '22
fuck it feels longer ago than that my bad anons

covid fucked up my sense of time so hard

>>150683500
they also really hate burrow. its a black rage fanbase

>>150683464
Can't avoid the top tv markets

>one game and the season is already over

lol

>>150683442
>Blo Dix

>>150683418
Chiefs are going 0-2

>>150683529
But Allen is black???

I had the Eagles losing to the Chiefs coming into the season and kinda still think they will, but the Chiefs look as bad as they did in the owl ffs.

>>150683500
Nobody hates black people quite like other black people

I’m 30 years old and really confused on how I feel. I want to transition but I know my family would reject that idea. It sucks we live in such a fascist country

https://x.com/SamuelBrownRBT/status/1965052338760241603

This would be a huge story if this wasn't the titans

>>150683503
my county is 97% white

be better KC anon

>>150683503
>where did this mexican chiefs meme come from? is it just cause that la creatura picture meme popular during "the mutt"s ascendance? Chiefs fans are overwhelmingly white suburb midwest people. hell I've only heard of a single ICE raid on a local restaurant all year. Johnson County is 86% white with median income over $100K

>>150683551
Based Chiefs fan

I AIN'T RICH YET BUT YOU KNOW I AIN'T BROKE AHH

>>150683551
Go away bitchknees

>>150683551
Being a Bills fan sounds hard

How long til hes back with the queefs

>>150683551
You do you. The only thing you can't change is your team

>>150683563
It is, nigga.

>>150683551
anyway, go birds

>>150683566
>Ari

>>150683503
maybe because every KC fan in these threads worships a refbaby mulatto that looks like every random illegal zoomer beaner behind the counter of autozone in the US

>>150683503
Look at this dumbass nerd. We warned you about Alejandro aka El Chikaner I knew you dumb Chiefs fans would fall for his bait. I warned you.

>>150683503
>is it just cause that la creatura picture meme popular during "the mutt"s ascendance?
yes. people need rotten tomatoes to throw when you're at the top and that's what stuck, nbd

>season only just started
>Josh Allen becomes a god
Is there even a reason to watch anymore?

My older brother did the Truffle Shuffle for Bruce Smith in Lake Shore, 1992. Yall don't know the half of it, nigga.

Thinking 6 game suspension for assault

>>150683566
That was the same day he got put in handcuffs right?

Is it autism Bears bros?

>>150682924
>lower total EPA
Nice self own

>>150683578
>zoomer beaner at autozone
why is this so accurate

>>150682934
Undefeated and unvaxxed. Thanks a a ron

>>150683552
He was playing against another coach that doesn't know the rules so it was a fair game

>>150683585
Cope and seethe. Allen is the best QB since Rodgers and The Bills will be undefeated this year inshallah

1. Allen
2. Lamar
3. Burrow
4. Hurts
5. Mahomes

>>150683500
SYBAU

Western New York is le beautiful, homies.

Why did the Ravens choke?

>>150683522
Well I mean he's literally in the booth saying what they should better himself now so it'd be kinda moot yeah?

>>150682924
if you use statistics to overanalyze a sport like football where one bad snap can ruin 58 minutes of solid gameplay you're lowkey retarded tbdesu

>>150683012
I don’t believe he bet $200k but he deserves that harassment and worse. He would have made like $1000 at most at that point.

>>150683611
I'd still put Lamar above Josh

>>150683617
the fall is pretty, dont care for the other 3 seasons

>>150683585
Yes, to watch the Bills fail in the playoffs.

>>150683587
open palm, it's okay
nice job security lady kek

Next

>>150683623

>>150683623

>>150683623

>>150683591
>when the page filled dup, he'd be on to the next, until the notebook was filled with every number in sequential order in neat columns
oh dear

Michael Penix is actually good bros

>>150683600
I don't think Billsfags should be saying anything about rent free

>>150683521
To the Chiefs Allen isn't really a threat. He's 0-4 against them in the playoffs, although that's more on their retarded coach than Allen himself. Why would they hate him? He's like that friend you have who puts up a good fight in whatever games you play but always loses in the end. If anything, having a rival you always have exciting games against but never lose to is fun. The Chiefs fans don't even begrudge the regular season losses because they're doing a kind of rope-a-dope with them and Reid just uses it as a chance to mindfuck McDermott even harder.

The Ravens, on the other hand, have really accomplished nothing in the Lameme era and it's becoming increasingly likely that they they never will, so they begrudge everything. They hoped that the Chiefs would fall apart and just clear a path for them and instead Buffalo's going to step over them. So of course they're mad.

>>150683262
>see this
>curious about bengals pass rush
>Stewart has 0 recorded stats
Great first round pick there Bungles

>>150683377
Bills going 20-0 then losing the SB would be pretty funny

>>150683450
I’m impressed he can tie his cleats and get his pads on at this point

>>150683464
>he doesn’t want to laugh at Gayleb
Watching Bears fans meltdown after winning the offseason, again, is always fun

>>150683566
The Tyreek / Chiefs thing is 100% coming from Tyreek's camp and only Tyreek's camp. I'm sure he'd like to go back but they don't feel the same. The Chiefs were sick of his shit by the end and didn't want to pay him what he's making now and that's back when he was still good. The guy's a piece of shit and a terrible teammate. They put up with hi when he was elite *and* relatively affordable but as soon as he came with a premium price tag they showed him the door. They were over the Tyreek experience.

Not to mention the Dolphins would need to eat 90% of his salary this year to make it work cap-wise, and they're not trading their best offensive player and paying all of his salary to help a team they hate unless the deal is too good to refuse. So the Chiefs would have to cough up major draft compensation and completely fuck their cap situation next year to get a guy they already decided they didn't want any more. Not going to happen

>>150682934
Go Bills

>>150683562
You wanna fuck me so badly without it being gay.

>>150683792
Wouldn't they be 19-0. Win 17 regular season games, skip the wild card, win two playoff games and then lose the superbowl.

>>150682871
depends on if the refs want them to or not

>>150683898
I can fix her

>>150684065
Yeah my bad. Forgot about the first round bye

>>150683119
1) the time is kept on the field not on TV
2) when the tv clock shows 0, there is still a full second to go.
3) this play is not why you guys lost.

>>150683171
>lucky deflection
unlucky. he was throwing to shakir who was open in the endzone, the TE deflected it away from shakir. Had he not reached for that ball, it hits shakir in the chest for a TD anyway.

just pure dumb luck the TE didn't fuck up a TD pass.

>>150684173
She ain't broken though.