Thread 150682691

>>150682768
holy shit i can upload files
thanks uncle moot, not calling you sharmoot again.

>UEFA have banned Belarus from playing games in their home country due to their support of Russia - and insist on matches behind closed doors. Their clash with Steve Clarke 's side is taking place at the ZTE Arena in Zalaegerszeg, Hungary, with no supporters allowed in
the woke agenda has gone too far

>>150682691 (OP)
kek

Feel like pure shit just need boring EPL 0-0s back

>>150682691 (OP)
Sneed edition

>>150682801
Any news on when Israel are being banned?

this is on (half time now) if youre bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nKbzV9Nb0

>>150683055
bombed*

Marvelous OP
https://youtu.be/BxsNnUAyfd4?si=dJUzPi5Ftd2bJKZL

>>150683207
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
rude

>>150683410
turn off your vpn then

>>150682691 (OP)
Big fan of this equal bantering towards Liverpool and United.

>>150683055
Israel hasn't invaded a UN-member state.
Not defending Israel at all, just pointing out the difference. FIFA doesn't actually have a good case to ban Israel believe it or not.

>>150683554
that just seems like semetics...er semantics to me

>>150683554
>Genocide isn't a good reason to ban a nation but war is
Fascinating.

I've been looking over some data during the international break and was suprised to learn that Manchester United are dominating the attacking statistics. If they could finish their chances they'd be league contenders.

The highest rated players across Europe's top five leagues so far this season:

◎ 9.48 - Harry Kane
◎ 8.82 - Michael Olise
◎ 8.74 - Lamine Yamal
◎ 8.60 - Ritsu Doan
◎ 8.46 - Luis Diaz

>>150683648
fuck, he's right. Man Utd are back

>>150683920
but harry shouldnt play for england... because...because he just shouldnt okay!!

The sharing box at Doncaster Rovers
Two brisket pies, salt and pepper chicken, chips, nachos loaded with pulled pork, mozzarella bites, two corn on the cobs, salad and dipping sauces
£20

>>150684075
Could eat this all by myself (as a snack btw)

>>150684061
Where's the depth past Watkins?

when will citeh 116 charges be released

>>150683920
olise is really good, only 23 and cheaper than eberechi eze

>>150683648
Editor's Note: Manchester United were 3rd in attacking statistics at the same time last season

im liking this editor its important to know context

>>150684235
Unfortunately he's a Liverpool fan so there's a slight bias when it comes to needing context about Liverpool.

England U21 2-0 Kazakhstan U21

Nwaneri and Bellingham with the goals. Nwaneri had a good free kick well saved. Divin Mubama was good, so nice to see.

England U20 1-2 Italy U20

Jayden Danns with the goal

England U19, U18 and U17 play tomorrow.

>>150684533
>England Youth Anon
problematic...

Convinced Carl Anka posts here.
Had suspicions he’s lurked /v/ for a while now

Hi Carl

>>150684139
Apparently he's joining Liverpool next summer.

>>150684560
Love that one, put your head on my shoulder

When’s an appropriate time to admit England are much worse off under Tuchel?

>>150684075
would demolish this rn tbphwy

>>150683648
Based. This will upset some trannies.

Oh shit, a trannie: >>150684154

>>150683648
guarantee they finish top 3 this year

Almost felt bad for United knowing they stuck with Seven Hag for over 2 years when Leverkusen cut ties after 2 months of the same behaviour, alienation etc.

But then I remembered United fans are so fucking stupid they were arguing he can’t be judged until he has a full 25 man squad rebuild of transfers

>>150684717
That would make /sp/ seethe so bad. I love it.

reddevilsophia is so fit. Absolutely mogs the other clubs slags.

>it takes the entire working population of Liverpool paying tax to cover asylum hotel costs
Little /epl/ fact of the day

>>150683637
Well find a legitimate organisation that has declared genocide is happening and let FIFA know right away. In the meantime, there is no good case for FIFA to ban them. Belarus assisted the invasion of a UN-member state - that's all FIFA needed to make a decision.

>>150684831
Do FIFA allow Armenia and Azerbaijan play together? Makes me wonder if they’re aware of the ethnic cleansing there but ignore cos oil money

>>150684831
>According to a United Nations special committee,[43] Amnesty International,[44] Médecins Sans Frontières,[45] B'Tselem,[46] Physicians for Human Rights–Israel,[47] International Federation for Human Rights,[48] numerous genocide studies and international law scholars[49] (including the International Association of Genocide Scholars),[50][51] and many other experts, Israel is committing genocide against the Palestinians during its ongoing blockade, invasion, and bombing of the Gaza Strip

>>150684819
nobody can best our abs x

>>150684915
Until Fabrizio or Ornstein says it, I’m afraid it’s not confirmed la

>>150684819
google imaged her and the top 3 results were her talking about being depressed about united kek

>>150684870
don't they specifically make it so armenia and azerbaijan can't be drawn into the same groups for qualifiers and such, feel like i remember reading that somewhere
same with russia/ukraine before the war

scottish fans out in numbers

Reports coming out now that Manchester United's targets for next summer are Wharton and Baleba.

Rumours also suggest a RWB but nothing solid on that rn.

>>150685249
dont see wharton or baleba wanting to play in championship but you never know

>>150685283
Wasn't funny the first 50 times

>>150685249
>Baleba
Has been dogshit so far. Brighton will be seething they didn't get £100m for another scam. Wharton is good, however. Shame Anderson is going to play instead of him for England. Also if United don't get Europe, they get hit with an additional massive sponsorship penalty.

>>150685381
for you

>>150685249
They’ll get Baleba. United are allergic to signing English players. This is despite their best player is English.

>>150685506
Apparently Amorim likes Wharton. They've bought him pretty much whatever he wants so far.

>>150685396
That sponsorship penalty is 20m. They’ll sweep that up with post season friendlies again

>>150685506
Ah yes, Brian Ferdinand.

at heathrow wtf is going on lads
fucking hell am i going to die

>>150685601
>am I going to die
someday. We all will. Make sure it’s for something noble than dying like a pussy in old age

>>150685563
It's £20m on the £30m(?) already. So £50m total. That's a squad player these days. That's ignoring the lack of money from Europe in general. Getting CL qualification is £100m, minimum. With a run to the final about £200m. Arsenal got £180m for getting to the semis. So you're missing out on at least £100m and more like £150m without CL. It's why if you fall out of the CL, it becomes harder to get back into it now. We effectively have a super league. Look at Liverpool, they got like £140m for title plus £150m for CL, that's nearly £300m. Now imagine they do that for 5 years and United don't get into CL in any of those. That's £1.5bn more Liverpool have than United.

>>150685601
all the foreigns? i have the same thought when i travel through london airports

>>150685655
>>150685601
There was 'hazardous materials' in terminal 4. Could have been a bio issue or radiation stuff etc.

>>150685655
Theres some hazmat incident apprarently
probably nothing >>150685601
you'll be alri' anon

>>150685687
>hazardous materials at Heathrow
probably soap

>>150685601
just the daily flight from mumbai mate

Terrifying to think how far behind United would be if PSR didn't exist. I know it doesn't exist for United (only club it doesn't apply to btw), I mean if it didn't exist for any club (like it doesn't for them).

grim we need these articles now.

Arne Slot is a bald fraud chequebook manager

Floperes is getting battered by Kosovo but you won't hear the media report it

>>150685864
Why doesn't the media report on this

>>150685905
Whew, thought Isa Slot made a post for a second.

>>150685905
what have they done wrong?

>>150685957
Calling them 'campaigns' and only putting 2010 etc when 25/26 or 24/25 would be better visually so you know.

>>150685687
>hazardous materials
i know they're foreign mate but you cant just say that anymore with keir in charge

>>150685864
*Editor's Note: Arne Slot won the Premier League in his first season at Liverpool FC with the only addition to the team under his tenure being £10.4m Federico Chiesa, who made a total of 6 appearances in the Premier League in the 24/25 season.

>>150686031
Cheeky.

>>150684870
>>150685008
Correct, ARM-AZE is banned in all circumstances. So you'll never see Noah versus Carrier Bag, which sounds like it was rejected from Bumfights than an actual football match.

>>150684560
He does strike me as secretly based and publicly autistic

>>150686077
Editors note:
Arne Slot (fraud) won the league with a Liverpool squad worth over £1B while all major competitors suffered massive injuries.

Can West Ham hurry up and fire Graham Potter so my shitty retarded national team can hire him and fire this retarded Danish infiltrator?

(scouse) editor on the ropes

kek

>>150686489
And it's completely deserved. We play so shit. I am not kidding. I'm BEGGING for Graham Potter.

>>150686538
he used to manage in sweden didnt he, wonder if he speaks swedish fluently

>>150686582
everyone that isnt an immigrant speaks english in sweden silly yank

>>150686286
*Editor's Note: Liverpool FC's squad value for the 24/25 season was £809,904,645. This number is lower than one billion. Second place Arsenal's squad value was £1,006,081,540. This number is higher than one billion. Third place Manchester City's squad value was £1,178,947,700. This number is higher than one billion.

>>150686582
He speaks Swedish. He lived here for like a decade. His kids grew up here.

>>150686603
yeah i'm aware, that is irrelevant to what i said
thanks for your contribution

>>150686626
thats cool. he probably does need some sort of career reset but feel like going international is just giving up

>>150686615
ONLY 900 MILLION ????

>>150687170
>ONLY 900 MILLION
No. £809 million is less than £900 million. You really should know that 8 and 9 are different numbers at your age.

>England's stars on racism alert in Belgrade: Thomas Tuchel's squad discuss how they will react to potential racial abuse - as Serbia's FA urge fans to behave after being hit with partial stadium ban [Daily Mail]
kek, how is being on 'racism alert' a real thing?

>>150687204
Wow only 900 MILLION POUNDS

>even when he lies and adds 90 million to the number, it still comes out 100m short of his original claim
kek

>>150687327
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the state of this club
>LiverPOOP

What a game this is lads.

>>150687355
Owen Goal is world class

>>150687327
*Editor's Note: 24/25 and 25/26 are different seasons. Arne Slot won the Premier League with Liverpool FC in the 24/25 season. We are only a few games into the 25/26 season.

>>150687327
>foreigners 76.9%

Grim

>>150687355
peak gattusoball

Apparently United WILL sign a midfielder in January as it was not possible in the summer.

looks like pissak ghosted again LOL

>>150687327
Anfield is pretty small

Scotland won. Belarus are tougher than Andorra btw.

>>150687355
>Italian players score 7 goals
>But 2 of them were promised to Israel 3000 years ago so the score is actually 5-4

>>150687355
Tonali MUST be investigated for this act of horrific one might say ARABIC act of anti-semitism

>Isak beaten by Kosovo

ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY MILLION BRITISH POUNDS

>>150687531
Quiet as fuck too

>>150687640
The speakers are pretty loud

>Poolexander Shitsak
Kek Liverpool have spent a combined 140 million on utter flops

>>150687654
Whoops I actually meant TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY MILLION LMFAO

>Literally 4 days off 4chan the first post I see is DAE LIVERPOOL BAD

Even by 4chan standards he is one sad, sad cunt. How's the job search going mate?

some very antisemitic goals tonight

Funniest thing is I was actually referring to>>150687586 but had to wait 120 seconds in which he'd posted 2 times again. Fucking loser.

>citymong melty

Incredible

uh oh scousemong melty!

>>150687717
>>150687750
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING SNEEDERPOOL CUSTOMER KEK

>>150687717
>>150687750
>>150687781
>

>>150687781
he really didn't like getting editor's noted on squad value kek

>>150687717
>Literally 4 days off 4chan
queue at the jobcentre that long in anfield?

>>150687804
>>150687795
>>150687783
>all 30 seconds apart
>he paid for the 4chan pass so he can seethe twice as fast about liverpool all day

Grim stuff

>>150687795
>>150687804
So epic hahahaha! Thread used to actually have funny posters now it's just DAE LIVERPOOL BAD??? Over and over and over and over and over hahahahahah! They're all long gone hence it's just you on your own your disappointment to your family clowns

i'm putting together a team

as i've always said, to save /epl/ we must ban all UK flags

>>150687876
>>150687886
Off the charts scousetroon melty

>>150687781
I think its geordie bastard because hes the one who always brings up trannies

>>150687876
It's a shame because this place is still good for a bit when he's not here to kill an hour and chat shit about footy, he just singlehandedly makes it unuseable. See ya in a day or two pals x

>>150687920
off you fuck scousemong, you won't be missed

>>150687893
>almost £200m worth of Big Six strikers
>lose to country that doesn't exist

>>150684619
You're voting for Farage after he completely fucked over your country with Brexit benefiting Russian interests. Julius Caesar was right about you lot. Most ignorant people on the planet.

you can tell it's citymong because he tries to use the mong suffix back. dave would be calling people bastards or rats. it shows how utterly RAVAGED citymong is by his name.

>>150687876
This is why everyone hates liverpool customers btw. Anyone who dares mock your faggot reddit teams shit signings MUST be the same person. SNEED

>>150687919
t.ranny

i will remind /sp/ that liverpoos forum is members only, heysel fc needs safespaces to survive and you can see the massive fucking spacker fit they throw when they leave them and realise everyone in the whole country despises them and their spam

>>150687988
using Adobe products to (poorly) manipulate an image in the hopes it wins you and internet argument is incredibly sad and frankly pathetic. seek help

>>150688077
Incredibly weak bait, I expect better from you cancerleaf. Take a lap and try again.

>>150688094
aside from looking at the pixels(dead giveaway), a keen eye will notice your timestamp is five hours off. Bit sloppy no?

>>150688138
you got him now

>>150688138
Come on now this is embarrassing, I thought you were better than this.

Liverpool winning the league this year has turned this place into a cesspool. Lots of ABL copers who told themselves that the 2020 title didn't count due to "muh asterisk" no longer had any cope left with this latest title and have essentially resorted to shitting and pissing themselves with rage in every post.

>>150688207
>I thought you were better than this.
that was your first mistake, but keep it up and I'll introduce you to mistakes two through 11 (my fingers in the shape of fists)

>>150685249
Lmao they're not getting Wharton he's going to Liverpool

>>150688212
Don’t cry

>>150688212
aaah ya cry

>>150688212
Absolute tears coming from you, sad twat.

>>150688238
In the shape of fists or are they actual fists?

>>150687564
lmao

>>150688238
why do you have 11 fingers

was quite funny how proud the swede was that isak would be playing for the nt and hes scored a grand total of 0 goals 0 assists in both matches

>>150688212
ya finna seethe bitch?

>>150688242
>>150688250
>>150688254
this is why he buys the 4chan pass (but didn't buy a licensed copy of Microsoft Office but will still use his free version to manipulate my post

>>150688262
YOU BLOODY WELL KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I PACK A WALLOP

>>150688271
*Editors Note: he played for ~10 minutes total in both matches after not having a preseason.

>>150688278
>>150688307
Calm down Dave

>>150688323
He didn't even play in the Slovenia game.

>>150688323
so he scored 0 goals and 0 assists then

>>150688336
correct, that's why i said he played ~10 minutes total over both matches. actually now that i re-read my previous post i said that poorly and meant over both not both, whoops.

We all know how fragile Liverpool customers are and we all know how fragile the Southern Irish are. That's why I worry about shitizen.

>>150688335
it's actually funny you say that because I'm actually the opposite and quite chill, can see you're rattled though while me I'm laughing.

>>150688269
one in the pink, two in the stink, three stirring drinks

>>150688361
So in your own words you’re the opposite of calm? Done you up like a kipper once again

there are so many loserpool customers in these threads it basically is just a public facing rawk and they all throw the biggest tantrums at the mildest ribbing, comically i think even the arsenal general is less of a safespace

>>150688335
hah as you can see here I'm so clear headed and jovial I was able to come up with this hilarious play on words >>150688384 not something someone who needed to "Cald down" would ever think to write

How come the 4-team UEFA qualifying groups have played like once and some in the 5-team groups have played 5???

I know the final 4 of the Nations League go into a 4-team group but still

sweden seem genuinely a bit pissed in /sug/ will we have an /eug/ if we lose tomorrow or will we all be too coy and above it and didnt even watch it anyway

>>150688404
This yesterday was very funny.

>liversimp gets a post deleted for political shit
>makes this image in response
>repeatedly claims not to be mad

this syrup jockey said "cald down" LMAO
d and m aren't even close together on the keyboard what a joker

>>150688426
>Cald down
You’re just lucky ibp isn’t here mate or he’d have your guts for garters. Consider this a warning

>>150688454
actually IBP you can see it's in quotes so it's his typo

im glad the yankee red sox customer did in fact confirm that isak has scored 0 goals 0 assists in both his appearances though

>>150688454
ibp on a vpn i see

i regret asking, who is ibp

Glock14 and Elanga couldn't put one past Kosovo,
Sweden really are nothing without Isak

here comes the feigning of ignorance, this should be good

>>150688490
calling me a red sox customer is magnitudes more offensive to me than calling me a liverpool customer

can you upload the schizopoopenshart characters pic please

dont really care whether isak scores for sweden or not. i dont support sweden :)

>>150688502
one of the many characters cancerleaf loves adding up to liven up add to his hilarious sardonic posts. he’s basically the stewart lee of sp posters

>>150688528
ibp is an adjective not a noun so it doesnt apply

the one match he came off the bench they immediately lost lel

>>150688541
i'm in /epl/ pretty regularly and don't recognize this "ibp" character, looked up the archives it's like 50 posts since august of this year split between a canada and uk flag accusing others of being "ibp" and nobody else has even said "ibp" since 2024 and before then 2022. odd behavior.

>>150688541
you can’t bait ipb like this and not expect him to rain hellfire down on you, prepare for a storm you little cunt. now you’re about to find out what he can really do. sick em ibp!

>>150688587
That’s the Jeetnadian talking to himself. Before that he pretended to be Irish.

>>150688587
not odd, they're the same guy on a proxy

>>150688587
its a literary quote you plebeian, do you get all your worldly information from 4plebs?

>>150688593
>>150688646
samefag

first time I've mentioned IBP so it must have been one of the other Canadians discussing it with several uk flags

>>150684100
delap

>>150688587
It’s the Indian and his insane brown posse

>>150688665
>the original ibp still coping
kek

>>150685249
>wharton
can you not ruin one of england's best prospects, we need him fit if we're actually going to try and win something within the next decade

>>150688681
takes notes, THIS is what a really screenshot looks like

>>150688541
>stewart lee
the david squires of stand up comedy

>>150688681
nice edit

>>150683055
Israel reacted to what Hamas did, even though their reaction was disproportionate it was provoked.
Same shit as the War on Terror, was it a proportional reaction to destabilize all of West Asia for a few thousand deaths in Lower Manhattan, probably not. But nobody was barring the United States even for Iraq.
People like Israel being the bad guy committing genocide because it gives History a great poetic narrative of "the genocide victims become the genocide perpetrators, we all lose" but it's just that, narrative.

>>150688702
>ooh look at me I know the names of guardian cartoonists!
you great big bender next you’ll be saying he’s the mark e smith of comedy

>>150688757
you know i'm right

>>150688752
>Yank defending Israel
Do the Israeli’s pay you all individually to do that?

>Israel is (rightly) called out
>Shabbos and Stripes comes right to the rescue
Beyond GRIM

>>150688752
>their reaction was disproportionate
that's how you win a war. you think your country responded to Germany with a proportionate force or do you think they responded with overwhelming force? I would point out that blowing the shit out of Iraq and Afghanistan wasn't proportionate either: you hardly attacked them with swordsmen on camelback, did you?

>>150688762
not really, david squires would never draw someone vomiting into the gaping anus of christ for one thing.

>schizo character posting turns into /pol/ posting
this thread can't get any worse. or can it

>>150688770
most people in the UK are pro-Israel, it's only the Pakis and left wingers who aren't

>>150688770
>>150688784
The dichotomy of Anglo-American International Relations over the last 3 centuries.

>>150688541
>>150688702
>>150688757
>>150688762

>>150688805
Whatever you say Shmuley

>>150688805
well thats not true is it

>>150688818
xD

>>150688800
if youre the yank that posted this >>150688752
its time to fuck off

fuck america
death to the great satan

>>150688770
I live by Satmar Jews who hate Israel, there's this Orthodox guy who stands with his son by the BQE with various signs condemning Israel occasionally.
Me, I have a degree on the history in history focusing on the 19th-20th century Levant and really am at the point of academically trained and professionally uninvolved that I really don't give a shit about any of these countries. I can tell you everything you need to know about Bibi and overall I think he was better in the classic Israeli movie The Apple as a woman who was clearly supposed to be a Jewier Mary Magdalene/Eve hybrid

>>150688872
the great satan is the west, you stupid paki

>>150688868
why would you (You) me when i am complaining about stupid /pol/ posting then think im the one doing the /pol/ posting

>>150688878
fuck off to /pol/ stupid yank no one cares about your degree in licking jewish anus

>>150688872
If we're the great Satan, what are you the Great Beelzebub? The only difference between our country is driving side. Hell Prince Harry lives in Solvang.

>>150688883
he's right, the satanic empire that runs our countries has to go

>>150688896
you first

>>150688896
done him

>>150688889
I'm officially clearing your name

>>150688896
It was mostly Turk anus thankyouverymuch. Jews are a solid 3rd place in relevance in the founding of Israel.

>>150688915
You're officially a faggot.

>>150688933
I'm going to give you a free pass here, but there are two yanks and I OFFICIALLY cleared his name, which means he's untouchable

>>150688942
fuck off i don't need you clearing my name or want you to do so

>>150684075
>sharing box

>>150688947
I didn't clear your name, I cleared the other yanks name

there is a reason why "FOY" posting was first envisioned and we are rediscovering that reason

>>150688902
you're a useful idiot. you've been co-opted by other countries to oppose the interest of your own country. many such cases, sad!

>>150685560
but the window is closed, and he's not making the next one

ange or mourinho at forest? who you got?
https://www.record.pt/internacional/paises/inglaterra/nottingham-forest/detalhe/nuno-espirito-santo-esta-de-saida-do-nottingham-forest

st george was syrian, instabul was the capital of the western roman empire, spain was once conquered by the moors. don't you idiots get it? muhammad spread islam by the sword, this is their religion

>>150688980
this gay empire isn't my country and it isn't in my country's interest either pal

>>150689019
says the subverted moron

is this real?

>>150689047
according to some Portuguese newspaper
BIG ANGE INCOMING

>>150689047
yeah. being announced in the morn. the mobster didnt like being publicly called out.

>>150689047
ERIK TEN HAG WELCOME TO THE TRICKY TREES

dont want ange to go to forest hes too likeable for that twat marinakis

Here comes the dagger

Marinakis is gonna regret firing that wily old rubbery faced bastard

Hope you lads don't mind us doing the double this year.

Still don’t know what FOY means

>>150689174
fuck off yank, I think

>>150689047
i know a guy who coached leverkusen, i hear he was breddy gud!

dont let john w henrys customers forget they were twerking for amorim btw

Nuno should probably not take any holidays in greece again

If those Liverpool assholes didn't tap up Isak he would have been match fit and available for these games. We're going to miss the world cup and it's all Liverpool's fault.

>>150689093
just think of the quantity of meze those two will consume

looks like those yanited dinner ladies jim fired can walk into another job if they brush up on their greek recipes

>>150689290
>losing to kosovo
Jokeres bros?

>>150689309
Literally the biggest sporting fiasco in my country's entire history

if united had any sense, they'd fire amorim and hire nuno

>>150689326
>if united had any sense
LMAO

lads jews hate you more than they hate us, you're just the useful vessel in this period of time, once the power tilts more into china and it's allies they will start publicly turning on you.
with jews, you always lose.
the UK/allies fucked up by using jewish money to defeat the axis power and being indebted to the zios their whole life, but it shall be corrected soon.

just put a cheeky £100 on forest getting relegated

>>150689338
We know m8

>>150689338
there's an entire board for you to post this on, it's called /pol/
you should go there

>>150689338
dont teach common sense like this at jew arse licking yank colleges

>>150689133
RFN would have had this first if he wasn't on holiday tripping his balls off in Ibiza (a deserved respite)

>>150689370
so the greek was right about you all along wasn't he....
TYD
Y
D

top snek

>>150689412
the greek who posted /int/ and /pol/ nonsense all the time and is stalking some english football youtuber? not the hero you think he is

forest fan on talksport having a meltdown over the possibility of ange
he thinks theyll get marco silva
some monday night kino

>>150689425
At least he isn't a kike.

>>150689421
Do those 3 games get added to the ones he's already banned for? Is it the same competition? Because if it is, they're already out of it and his contract is up before they're back in it lol.

>expected relegation
>spend most of the season in the top 3
>finish with europa league football
>spend £200m
>sack the manager 3 games into the season
uhh what lol

the weather is finally cooling down, this weekend the premier league is back then we go right into champions league matches and basically 2 games a week until the next break which isn't until next year can't wait
>googles when is the next international break
fucking october and november? fuck off. i feel like i get baited this same way every year thinking once we get through this shit 2 weeks we're smooth sailing, nope nevermind.

MATEBROS WE SO BACK

>>150689434
the 3 favourites are ange, mourinho and rodgers lmao

>>150689480
fat mafiosa owner, pls understand

>>150689425
He's no hero for sure, but he's not a liar as well.
jews are literally destroying the entire world so they can remain safe from any form of punishment and accountability, and you're country have been facilitating them for too long.

>>150689480
manager said the fat mafioso was making mistakes so fat mafioso pulled the plug.

>>150689504
celtic fans on their knees BEGGING brenny to get the job

he's actually getting sacked? wtf
i guess he pissed off the greek mafia boss too much. sad for forest fans, he's actually done so much good for that club
i'm not saying i am personally sad for them, i am just saying that is a sad overall thing for the record.
>>150689504
>ange
>mourinho
>brodge
man they're fucked. although a small part of me thinks ange might be decent. but mou and brodge would be a disaster

>>150689529
yeah that's cool dude or whatever i don't really care, you should go to /pol/ and post that there and stay there

>>150689537
>>150689542
rodgers would be funny, mourinho would be sacked by christmas and ange probably has the potential to be mediocre (as funny as his spurs tenure was he did get comically fucked with injuries)

>>150689574
yeah i think ange could keep them midtable-ish which is probably a solid result for them now
but rodgers and mou would be disastrous. actually i kinda want mou to get it now because he will butt heads so hard with the greek mafia boss would be kino desu

nuno plays defensive counterattack football
ange is the opposite with crazy high lines, their squad isnt built for it and would take ages to adapt

>>150689629
but in his 2nd year he'd win something

>>150689629
nah look at the squad they've built this summer, they clearly had no intentions of keeping nuno because they've transitioned from a low block counter team to a mid block possession one

i think thats what caused the fall out between nuno and the new management placed above him, the edu guy who used to be at arsenal

>>150689629
It's just who they're gonna be mate#
Murillo and the guy who's name I can't spell at CB would be the worlds biggest disaster though icl can't lie

>>150689504
>rodgers

ffs don't need that cunts boring football shitting up the premier league again

at least with mourinho you get antics and meltdowns from him to counter balance the slurping on the pitch

with rodgers its misery all the way

>itt people who don't watch forest
they only play on the counter away

>>150689492
you will subject to more low quality dire international meme qualifiers and you will be happy with it

>>150689716
there was a time when brodge with liverpool was pretty entertaining. but he was blessed with suarez sterling and sturridge. don't think he'll ever get a loaded squad like that again

>>150689745
yeah it's brutal man. i would say i understand the international break could be slightly interesting if i were a european and could watch my nation play but man the games are so boring. really wish they'd just say we're gonna do all of our qualifiers within a 1 month or i guess 2 month period and then just do club football uninterrupted the rest of the way
like october/november, just sack it off, do all the qualifiers, then good to go til the end

lots of journos saying its ange to forest, isnt marinakis friends with him outside of football? maybe it gives him some leverage to succeed

>>150689753
yeah the best moment from that era was when that jumped up american prick john w henry bought andy carroll based on his crank theories and tried to blame it on the manager

>>150689798
nah i will not be partaking in any #fsgout stuff anymore, yeah it was a grim period after they took over but look at them now
funny thing about carroll is part of me back then thought it might work. guess i drank the koolaid

>>150689824
4 in a row baby

>>150689824
he should be holding the UAE flag

>>150689093
I quite like the fat man but I dont like the scabs

digits and mou goes to forest and wins the europa

>>150689831
>part of me back then thought it might work
of course you did, you have corn syrup brain
>Saying Kenny Dalglish has "exceeded our expectations" as the club's caretaker manager, Henry explained that Liverpool retain ambitions to qualify for European competition this season, so insisted they had to sign a replacement striker, preferably Carroll, if Torres was to go. "We weren't going to write off Champions League and Europa League for the sake of someone's happiness," Henry said of Torres. "The striker position had to be filled, by someone who made sense for the long term. With about 24 hours remaining, the possibility of Andy, who was No1 on our list of possibilities for the summer, emerged."
>Henry explained how Carroll, even at £35m, fits into FSG's philosophy, which famously learns from the strategy honed by Billy Beane, the general manager at baseball's Oakland Athletics. As described in the book Moneyball, by Michael Lewis, players are assessed from performance statistics, not solely by scouts rating how good they look. Henry, however, said this did not mean they were not prepared to spend big fees on the right players, as the group has done when turning the Red Sox into a World Series-winning baseball team again.

>>150688752
>9/11
>Iraq

not even the made up reasons they used included 9/11

>>150689871
hey i admitted i was wrong (very wrong in hindsight), but andy carroll wasnt an awful striker back then
but yeah early FSG days were really bad they found their footing though

>Forest sacked Nuno due to a falling out over the failure of signing Adama Traore
clown world moment

>>150689962
has anyone seen nuno and purple aki in the same room...

what people have to realise is that this yankee doodle dick head has an ego the size of jupiter and he can't accept that he lost (heavily backed klopp to mediocre results), so this is his big roll of the dice and when it also fails we'll get super league 2.0

>>150689921
>they found PGMOL's number and rates though
Yep

so if ur a forest fan would you be delighted that you can win a "trophy" next year or will you be slightly worried that big ange can sink your team to the midtable/barely avoiding relegations positions?

>>150689871
Moneyball was a very specific strategy about buying baseball players who get on base a lot, and it stopped giving the Oakland A's an edge after only about two seasons when the other clubs caught onto it

>>150690050
while moneyball is a good movie they also completely neglect that they had very good pitchers that weren't bought as part of the moneyball strategy but that wouldn't make for a good movie (and they weren't mentioned at all in the movie either)
the underlying concept of super data nerd analytics bullshit that the oakland a's pioneered was very important though both in baseball and now your football, but baseball is so much easier to be a huge data nerd about because it's not in real time and everything down to data. harder to do so with football where its 11v11 moving in real time.
but i guess it does work because everyone's doing it now probably jacking themselves off over pressures per 90 or some shit

>>150690116
>everything down to data
typo, i meant that basically everything in baseball is able to be drilled down into the data because it's batter vs pitcher, there's only so many outcomes, easy to analyze

>>150690116
I watched Moneyball and I still have no idea how the fuck baseball works or what any of those terms mean. Even in my post where I said "get on base a lot" I have no idea what that means, I just know Brad Pitt says it in the film. But yeah, Brighton and Brentford have had a field day with that strategy, although its even getting difficult for them now. Brazilian lower league teams are demanding Brighton cough up big money now when they come calling for those random untested prospects with good xG.

>>150690116
stats in football are always subjective anyway, you can be a midfielder going for a 'duel' which is a 2v1 that you're expected to lose but the stats won't reflect that, there's so much situational context that stats can be flawed

>>150690146
>Brazilian lower league teams are demanding Brighton cough up big money now when they come calling for those random untested prospects with good xG
Brazilians and other third world countries have been doing this for years now. It's partly what completely fucked the footballing economy.

>>150690146
>I watched Moneyball and I still have no idea how the fuck baseball works or what any of those terms mean. Even in my post where I said "get on base a lot" I have no idea what that means
i wont bore you with how baseball works but i will for like 2 sentences after this, baseball stats used to super prioritize batting average (aka how many times did you hit a ball and get safe) and the baseball sabermetrics guys (aka data nerds) realized you generate more runs by being on base not just getting hits so walks and stuff could be just as valuable as hits
i guess in football context it'd be like don't only look at someone who scores a lot of goals, how much do they contribute to the entire team scoring goals, like firmino is a good example, didn't have many goals on his own but the way he played set up his teammates to score a lot of goals
anyway that's too much baseball talk i wont continue
about brighton specifically, there apparently is a lot of value in the analytics behind these stats, like i guess in the same way baseball was archaic only caring about batting average i guess football was archaic only caring about goals or assists or whatever.
i personally think it's boring in soccer but it clearly works because brighton keeps finding diamonds in the rough as well as all the other "analytics" oriented clubs

>>150690050
What’s more enlightening is the reports coming out of the USA in respect to his baseball franchise; doping, stealing of signs and illegality.

>>150690217
yeah i just made a big post here >>150690228 before i saw what you said, and i agree with you. football is different to baseball (or cricket) in the sense that the game pauses and there are only so many outcomes and everything can be analyzed. i mean nowadays in baseball they can analyze like the reaction time of a fielder to react to a ball in play and how far they needed to run and the catch percentage possibility of it, which is crazy to me
but football too free flowing for that level of analytics but like i said apparently i'm wrong cause these clubs that employ the big data nerds seem to be doing well

>>150690238
stealing signs is legal in baseball and has happened since the 1800s probably, the actual cheaters were the houston astros who used video cameras to steal signs
i already said i wont get into baseball cause i know yall dont care but i posted about baseball again, sorry. this one the last one.

>>150690217
I always wonder how the datanerd stats would look back in the prime barclays era. Like, does Steven Gerrard look terrible in the database, with his wild 0.001xG shots and hollywood balls? Does a player like RVN get picked up by a big team or is he just seen as a finisher with nothing more to his game? I feel like Rooney would be an elite datanerd player because of how well-rounded he was in those attacking positions.

>>150690290
i think i mentioned a week or two ago i randomly watched a 2000s era premier league match, think it was liverpool arsenal or something, and it was so much more entertaining than modern PL and i dont think its nostalgia i think it's just that every team had an identity and played their own way, now the data and the way pep plays or whatever kinda forces all the clubs to play similarly which is very boring to me

>>150689921
The problem was Carroll didn't want to leave. He also didn't really have much in common with Torres.

>>150690339
teams still have an identity. arteta's arsenal vs klopp's liverpool is night and day, for example. forest and wolves dont play the same football. everton and city dont play the same football. the biggest issue is that all the data has made it so that low % things just dont happen as often. there are no players like gerrard anymore who think "Fuck it, I'll just twat it from 40 yards" or players like R9 who think "Fuck it, I'll just round the keeper" or players like Baggio who think "Fuck it, I'll do what I want."

The closest we have to it these days are the elite creators like KDB, who are given the free reign to attempt crazier passes, but that's about it.

>>150690339
oh it was the arshavin match had to check my youtube history. 2009 arsenal liverpool 4-4. watch that match on youtube and it was great

>>150690404
>teams still have an identity. arteta's arsenal vs klopp's liverpool is night and day, for example.
agreed, but that's 2. i'm really more complaining about the play out back shit which yeah it's not every club but most clubs do it.

>>150690339
possession babbies ruined the game, all about making the lower risk plays now to not risk giving up the ball and getting countered. back in the day teams generally played on the front foot which made games naturally end to end

if you watch the PL now its rare to even see a winger take a player on and put a cross in, the stats say the better % play is to go back and keep hold of the ball

>>150690445
>doing what works and getting results is le bad

>>150690444
>but that's 2
i literally listed 6

>Andy Carroll has revealed he was the target of online abuse during his time at Liverpool and claimed he had to stay "positive" when his mental health was tumbling.
YNWA la unless youre karius

>>150690471
its always the paceshitters and nostalgiababbies crying about it too

>>150690404
Back then big clubs weren't in bed with each anywhere near as much as they are now. More than that, top clubs wanted to beat each other to show they were the better side so you would see a lot more attacking intent. Now they want to play for the draw and hope their fake rival will drop points against some shit while they don't. That's why so many Sky Six matches now can be safely skipped without missing anything.

>>150690514
>>150690471
yeh i much prefer slurping semen as opposed to the high octane highly entertaining football in the early to mid 2000s

>>150690474
i mean i feel like most of those clubs do play similarly i guess i'm arguing i want more extremes i want a pulis-ball level stoke club. to me it just feels like the top clubs (besides arsenal) kinda play the same, and then you go against a low block against the lower clubs and it all blends together there's no like defining characteristic anymore of how a lower club plays
do agree with you regarding the data and teaching not to do the low % thing btw
>>150690445
yeah you get what i meant and worded it much better than i did. it's effective but it's boring. i'm still a PL customer i watch most games every weekend but i do think it used to be more entertaining

>>150690543
to be fair, you dont have to go back far to see rivals going at it. though those title rivals were specifically klopp's liverpool and pep's city. there was a couple year stretch there where those were the best matches i've seen in decades.

>>150690543
i get that feeling too
like they want to win the league based on another clubs failure elsewhere rather than themselves winning

>>150690589
i'm not being funny lad, but do you know enough about football to be able to identify different playing identities? like, can you tell the difference between a big sam team and a tony pulis team? i think it's silly to claim they're all the same club playing the same way these days.

>>150690659
yes i am aware that there are different identities in the modern PL i'm saying i think it was more entertaining when those differences were more extreme

>>150690699
but I dont think you could tell me the difference between 13-14 Liverpool's identity and 08-09 United's.

>>150690751
the press

>>150690751
you're right i havent watched either of those in 20 years i'd need to watch to refresh my memory
look all i was trying to say is that pep-ball play out the back possession stuff has permeated throughout all levels, and i think it's boring. and there used to be more variety. if i said all PL clubs play the same way then i didn't mean that my bad, i was just trying to say that it feels like back in the day there was more variety of playing styles compared to today
yes modern liverpool plays differently than arsenal. but the bottom clubs play much more similarly to the top than they used to i guess is what i'm trying to argue

do you think nuno will get another PL job in the future? i think he should

>>150690997
West Ham

>>150691055
i would hope he's smart enough not to take that on, seems like a disaster job to take over. but on the other hand he could take it and get sacked and get paid big time

>>150691063
I admire his confidence

>>150691063
I miss him so much. A beautiful throwback to years gone by.

>>150691063
love the one where you can see salah visibly age 5 years

>>150691191
its mental to me that salah fucking loves darwin. he must've cost salah about 14 assists last season but salah loves him to death.

>>150691259
salah is a class act who deserves a better club

>>150691259
how can anyone not love darwin
he's basically just a lovable retard

>>150691278
salah says his daughters are scousers. he loves liverpool.

I've identified multiple IBP posts in this thread, pathetic.

>>150691380
Liverpool players will say anything when they're at the club because they don't want to start getting death threats by the same people who refuse to let them walk alone (as long as it suits).

BOSS

>>150692974
based divock, he's earned it

*looms menacingly over the premier league*

>>150694511
is this the heaviest potential manager-head owner duo?

>>150682691 (OP)
>Audible kek

looks like big ange might win back to back europa league titles

Any updates on the caicedo to Liverpool situation?

based owen the United legend

Big Ange to Forest

Remember when England played in Bulgaria and Sir Gareth said he'd take the players off the pitch if there was racism and then there was racism but he didn't take the players off and the media glazed him for literally doing nothing

Will Forest fans suck off Greek Pavarotti for sacking Nuno like they sucked him off after that embarrassing statement when Awoniyi got injured?

I hope UK police have arrested Rio Ferdinand for these racist statements

my local club has more brazilians in its XI than indonesians

>>150694553
Surely the heaviest since Mike Ashley and Big Sam

>>150698527
for me it's semen padang

MATEKINO RETURNS

>>150698717
kinda boring and expected desu

cockney reds are the most pathetic forms of life outside the wirral

>>150698717
mate chads... we are back

>>150698717
Nothingham Forest Championship Winners 26/27

FREE MY NIGGA COOTE

>>150698464
Remember all of the shit Liverpool got from rival fans for dumping Karius? Why aren't Manure getting the same negative press for releasing this poor coloured gentleman?

Are they really appointing the fella who finished 17th with Spurs
So much failing upwards in football these days

>>150698817
Onana didn't fuck up in the biggest club game there is.

livershit wouldve lost that final if they had prime buffon between the sticks

"You'll Never Walk Alone" is more of a threat than anything. If you make a mistake - even if it's not your fault due to severe concussion - then you will be harangued and fed a wave of death threats as though it's remotely normal behaviour.
Even if you don't make a mistake and just get sold to offset the cherished net spend then you'll be told you're walking alone anyway.

>>150698820
it's just a greek mates thing more than anything

Ange and Mr Marinakis, fucking like going to my gyro shop

>>150698820
>get into europa league
>hire guy that won it
simple maths

Remember when Viktor Fischer was the upcoming GOAT? That was the last time soccer was good.

>>150698717
MAAAAAATE

why are they replacing nuno after the window just closed
are they retarded?

>>150698820
Name an English manager better than Ange. Protip; you can’t

>>150698915
Eddie Meme is better

>>150698836
need an edit with this in there

>Marinakis has been at Forest for 8 years
Genuinely didn't realise it was that long since Air Con Man sold up

>>150698717
mateball season 3 lets fucking go lads
press conference kino is back on the menu

>importing Spurs
At least Forest had a nice spell while it lasted. Mind, Ange's coaching team won't include Ryan "no seriously, he has literal brain damage" Mason so maybe it won't be too bad.

controversial take: Ange will be a success with this Forest squad BUT only post January (when they sign a fast enough defender to deal with his suicidal high line)

>>150699017
forest would take a top 5 finish and a trophy wouldnt they

>>150699032
Spurs had probably the fastest CB in the world and were nearly relegated

>>150699041
half their team was injured for most of the season

>>150699042
Wonder why

mate

apparently its an 18 month deal and the plan is for forest to appoint marco silva when his deal at fulham ends next summer

>>150699120
Marinakis adores Fat Ange, I can't think he wants to give him such a short deal with a planned view to kick him out.

https://x.com/TheHateCentral/status/1960815808147292556

https://x.com/TheHateCentral/status/1965156265052741985
Pick your striker /epl/

>>150699133
he adores silva even more

>>150699144
Whatever takes the pressure off budget signings Wirtz and Isak

>>150699017
It's working for the Baggies

>>150699120
who is saying this?

Now you remember Steve Cooper

>>150698717
>win a trophy with Spurs (miracle in itself)
>get sacked
>get hired by club that just fired another ex-Spurs manager who had a falling out with ex-Arsenal director of football
>first game back against Arsenal
We're reaching critical meme magic levels

do forest not have a board
surely this greek thug hiring big mate is a bit too "matey" if you get me

>>150699286
do you think the arsenal fans will care that ange was at spurs? its not like an ex player
even the new spurs ceo that partially replaced levy is an indian that used to work at arsenal and no one cares

>>150699319
Remember when he walked on to the pitch after a match and had a go at Nuno in front of the fans?
He's a law unto himself.

>"convinced" not to go to spurs
>spurs comes to him
kwab

smelly is out injured

>>150699370
don't know why but have a feeling tommy tuchel is gonna choke bigly tonight

>>150699210
lad on 4chan

arsenal

>>150699370
Injured or not good enough?

23 yo btw

>>150699630
Why is that style of editing all the rage these days? That super saturated, sharpness turned to 50000, make sure you see every single pore plus some ones invented by the filter look.

>>150699319
Yeah it turns out that your regulatory body allowing literal mafia criminals to own football clubs is bad. Who could've foreseen this?

>>150698825
Onana fucked up plenty against Grimsby. Oh you meant the actual biggest club game and not simply the biggest club game for United in the last decade, my bad.

>>150699319
I dont think boards like that have been a thing since the 90s

>>150689093
>marinakis
They're both Greek and aren't they friends anyway?

>>150699325
>do you think the arsenal fans will care that ange was at spurs?
I suppose not. He was pretty likeable I think overall. It's just really funny to me how interconnected it all seemed.
I was also thinking about the Forest fans taking the absolute piss out of Arsenal fans but turns out Arsenal are playing at home. But even then, with the amount of tourists going to popular club's matches, we might still hear a lot of funny things.

>>150699657
>>150699325
they didn't care when mouyes moved to united, then chelsea again, then spurs... or whatever order it was in.

>>150699370
Hall should be playing LB anyway.

M A T E
A
T
E

Good to see Ange back again so soon. He was fun.

>*wins in Europe*
Mate, it’s just who we are

ange said mate that one time which is a really foreign word that we should quote all the time because it's so weird and foreign.

what will forest win next year then? the championship? haha
(original joke do NOT steal)

>>150699663
I thought the Forest fans would at least have a go at them but maybe I'm just expecting too much.

He gets so angry when you point out that Ange said mate all the fucking time

>>150699722
the bitterness of the anti-mate brigade
SAD

>>150699722
get used to it mate because we're back

>>150699722
That's the thing I always found so weird about mategate. Mate is a word that we all use just as much, if not more than Ange. Why are English people bringing it up like he's weird for doing it or it's some sort of quirk? Anyone who jokes about Ange saying 'mate' is a globalised runt.

>>150699743
Because he'd normally say it when he was utterly fuming, which is the opposite time to when most people would say it. Not difficult.

>>150699743
just charming when australians do it innit
dunno why youre so bitter no ones pretending we dont say mate, mate

>>150699743
because we use mate very differently to you, it's used far more passive aggressively here

>>150699743
when have you ever heard an english manager say mate in a press conference

>>150699743
The issue is he was saying mate constantly. Like go watch his interviews. It'd be like
>Look mate, I'm a good coach mate, I won trophies every second season mate.
It's a nervous tick. It's like saying "like" or "you know" or going "um" after every word/sentence.

I didn't like Ange because he was an arrogant fuckward but sadly he managed his trophy because somehow United were even worse than I thought, but losing 22 times in the league is lel.

>>150699689
looking forward to seeing his 2-2-5-1 formation in action again

>>150699753
Absolute nonsense. Have you seriously never been on a night out in your life? "Mate, I'll fucking knock you out" is one of the most common phrases you'll hear in any English town on a Friday night.

>>150699756
Nowhere did I even come close to implying that, you illiterate ape.

>>150699776
why are you so angry and bitter? get off 4chan

>>150699764
That's not different than how it's used in the UK.

>>150699765
English managers putting on airs doesn't mean English people don't use 'mate' all the time.

>>150699770
This is simply a lie.

IT'S OFFICIAL
https://x.com/NFFC/status/1965388470735483182

>>150699781
>Angry? On 4chan? What da hek!
Kill yourself.

>logically explain to the satisfaction of a sperg why ange saying mate is amusing hour
should be good

>>150699784
>English managers putting on airs doesn't mean English people don't use 'mate' all the time.
perhaps but that's obviously not relevant to why people thought ange's use of the word was weird
it was and is weird in the context of a premier league manager in press conferences and interviews

has ange's best mate (bissouma) made any comment yet?

>>150699370
>Arsenal player mysteriously injured
Sure we won't see him play at the weekend mmmm no sirry bob

>>150699788
Matebros we SO BACK

>>150699805
No you won't because MLS is behind Cacafiori.

Thanks, ChatGPT.

>>150699805
arsenal are one of the few clubs who don't have mysterious injuries and pull out before matches. but you already know this.

you also know the player is shit and is like 3rd choice lb at lolsenal.

>>150699823
angry-bitter anon will NOT like this
if i were chatgpt i would be careful, dont want to get called a runt kek

>>150699797
No it's not. It's literally just meme culture. This obsessive desire on the internet I undermine everything in the world that's even remotely different and stamp it all back in line. It's no different than "good ebening" or "I thought we were gonna lose haha no but seriously I was worried we were gonna lose". People just crave reasons to make fun of people on social media. Everyone must be dragged down in some way, in order for the dragger to be seen as 'better'.

>>150699831
It literally proves me right, you fucking mongoloid. Your family prays for your death every night befor

>>150699823
Hmmm… mate

>>150699842
kek you are SEETHING over the mate-chads

he used mate instead of cunt

It’s just who he is mate, no need to engage with him

>>150699846
Your family wishes you were dead.

do you like it?

>>150699858
what an unhinged thing to say
surely not projection

>Some freak is trying to create a new shitpoopdick personality right at this very moment, even going so far as to give the poster a name, all over Ange speaking like a normal person instead of a PR firm
The absolute cringe of it.

>>150699860
>t*ttoo
i don't, mate
kit is shite as well, mate
mate

>>150699860
What gender is this

>>150699875
I state simple truths.

>>150699891
simple projections maybe you utter freak

well i think it's okay

>Wes Foderingham joins Aris

>Aris Limassol announces the signing of English goalkeeper on a two-year contract.

>>150699878
>like a normal person
mate....

>>150699860
looks like an employee uniform at a starbucks or apple store or something

>>150699895
You wouldn't be so angry about it if it didn't hurt you.

>>150699914
Lad, when was the last time you left your house? Apple uniforms are a saturated blue and Starbucks doesn't even have uniforms, only aprons.

Reminder that Serbia beat Andorra 3-0 and are unbeaten in last 5 games. England couldn't do 3-0 and aren't unbeaten.

Serbia will win and there will be coping and sneeding about 'he hasn't had time' and 'it's all about qualification' forgetting that only 1st auto-qualifies otherwise you gotta do other games and the cope will be "well it gives him more time to get it right" when we've seen absolutely no difference from Southgate, except, somehow, worse.

>>150699948
As a fervent hater of England, I was very pleased to see Tuchel get the job. Just need England to continue to undermine their quality players with dogshit defensive minded managers.

>>150699979
alri 190 lad

>>150699743
it's not the word, it's his accent combined with it mayte

>>150699979
Well it just means if any of the players play for your club then they risk not progressing in ability or worse.. regressing. Look at Mainoo, put into England team, plays like shit, now is awful.

>>150699999
>>150700000

expect to see Eddie Howe receive an invite to the Saudi embassy in the next couple of days lads now that Nuno is available

>>150699996
Man U and England in big boy 2025...Poor bastard never stood a chance

>people talking about Odegaard would play better without captain armband
He isn't captain material anyway. Rice is way better in terms of fit. Gabriel or Saliba too. Rice should be England captain when Kane leaves.

>>150699823
It's disgusting how it shoehorns in what redditors think into most replies

>>150699646
>Oh you meant the actual biggest club game and not simply the biggest club game for United in the last decade, my bad.
You're a right thick twat aren't you?

>>150700067
reddit specifically sold its data to openAI, which is why it gets forced in.

>>150700067
You have to ask it not to include reddit for most things if you actually want a non-meme answer.

Funny how twitterandos keep being surprised there are these busy international breaks in first half of the season before it gets calmer after that. Bunch of baiters.

so the humourless dweeb (nasty piece of work, speaks like a vile high school mean girl) has been spreading his anger and bitterness with the rest of the class today? and over what, big mate? ayayay

But who hires nuno

>>150700158
would've said west ham if they didnt have a good game against forest themselves

>>150700158
I nuno, we'll have to kuwait and see hehe

see that mates I told him to kuwait and see
lad's probably Scottish I just turned the meme right on it's bloody head hehe

>>150700166
they'd be mental how to hire him after what he squeezed out of that forest squad last season.

>>150700158
he managed to keep forest up so maybe one of the promoted sides, dunno what their manager situations are though tbf

eating my vegetables in this thread, new one looks so inviting (but I can't leave the table til I finish the thread)

>>150699630
>Remember, remember, the 5th of November!

>>150700227
>>150700227
>>150700227
skip dinner early and come and have a cigarette

>>150700079
>twitterandos

>>150700281
it's ok you kids run along and have fun, I'll do the dishes and meet you there soon

>>150700286
your gif is broken

>>150683416
only VPN I've got is a Very Big Penis

I can see the finish line, but it still feels a million hectometers away

>>150700158
back to wolves when they give pereira the axe for poor performances even though the board gutted his team with minimal replacements

>>150700051
>Rice is way better in terms of fit
andrew tate enjoyer with a pigwife, non-starter for both
should be raya for arse, even if he is so far in the closet he's getting keeping tips from aslan
england is a harder prospect, but i'd put gayhe, james, or bowen ahead of him