Thread 150683623

OH NO NO NO NO NO

GO PACK GO

FREE JC

Patty Cuckitini

My joshie ;)

>>150683638
Jalen Hurts would've picked up the 1st down to seal the game.

>>150683645
your lucky he's only getting 1 game for that DISGUSTING act

>>150683638
>cramping
more like choking

who has the most Mexicans in their fan base?

>>150683651
They're finishing 6-11

>>150683638
KWAB

>>150683623 (OP)
Shit teams

>>150683640
>that post
>those digits
WEW

Post yfw the cowboys win the suprebowl

>>150683663
Raiders and 9ers are 1a and 1b

>>150683659
he already got 1 game

>>150683663
49ers

>>150683663
Cowboys from what I've seen in living here in California

>>150683663
same team as has the most americans

What nonsense will we see in week 2?

R8 Lake Ontario

Hey guys I'm a Venezuelan here illegally and I was just wondering if I should move to Kansas City? I got a really good offer to be a stay at home assfucker for a gay couple, they just said I need to wear a Mahomes jersey 24/7 no exceptions.

Should I pull the trigger here?

The Baltimore Ravens became the first team in NFL history to lose despite scoring 40+ points and rushing for 235+ yards in a game.
>The Baltimore Ravens became the first team in NFL history to lose despite scoring 40+ points and rushing for 235+ yards in a game.
The Baltimore Ravens became the first team in NFL history to lose despite scoring 40+ points and rushing for 235+ yards in a game.
>The Baltimore Ravens became the first team in NFL history to lose despite scoring 40+ points and rushing for 235+ yards in a game.

>>150683640
40 for 40

>>150683686
not worth the STDs

>>150683663
Its a trinity of 9ers, Gayders and Cowsois

>>150683663
49ers. They also have the most Asians.

Niggers are having a meltdown over Josh Allen today.

>>150683686
that's a great opportunity bro

if they cut you loose there are plenty of other couples like that in the area that you could do the same thing with

>>150683697
>BLACK QB's

Low IQ nogs getting exposed

>>150683697
black fragility.

>>150683697
But Josh Allen is black.

>>150683663
9ers

Aaron Rodgers MVP

>>150683676
Ejection doesn't equal suspension. Should be kicked out of the league ala Burfict desu.

Here are my takeaways from Week 1
>Packers got lucky, they would get destroyed to a real team
>Ravens are frauds, cowboys of the AFC
>Bills looked the same, will get bounced to a real team like the Chiefs
>Stoolers and Jets are frauds
>clots are ass, dolphins are much worse
>49ers are frauds and will miss the playoffs
>rams are refbabies
>chargers got lucky but will lose the division by Week 6
>Eagles and Cowboys look decent but in a shit division
>Chiefs head and shoulders about competition, should easily win Super Bowl

>>150683686
Chiefs fans, explain this

This is the ref-baby formula.

>>150683681
This desu

>>150683638
>Cramping
'round his BUSSY HOLE?
Was it COLD Lamar?

>>150683663
>>150683681
>>150683734
Cowcucks?

>>150683704
>nogs
Imagine being scared of jannies

>>150683741
Yep

>>150683741
Nah, the 49ers have more American fans than the Cowboys.

>>150683724
shit bait and no ball knowledge

>>150683722
No one has ever been suspended for spitting in the nfl from what I've found. Always just an ejection and fine. There is no precedent for it and even if they tried to do it the appeal process would likely keep him available for this week.

0-2 incoming

>>150683623 (OP)
how do i even watch football after ravies/bills? nothing else will compare

>>150683638
not surprising after doing things like running 55 yards for a 15 yard gain on a single play, it's impressive but also takes a huge physical toll

>>150683749
Mahomes has 3 rings, 4 is on the way..

>>150683755
6-11

>>150683724
>'What is: 1 Truth and 9 Lies?'
>TY alex I'll take "retarded hottakes from a crying KC faggot" for a 1000 now

>>150683623 (OP)
>GET OVER HERE WHITE BOI

I watched redzone all day and don't remember a single fucking thing. I am a fucking drunk.

>>150683776
lmao nice o line.

If you think about it, the Chiefs are on a 2 game losing streak

can't wait to light this bad boy after we win tonight

>>150683777
Redzone is such an awful way to watch football
Watch a game

>>150683638
Sounds like trying to deflect pressure from Henry

>>150683779
Holding in a fart?

>>150683780
forgot my

>>150683767
kek

>>150683780
fuck, forgot pic

>>150683785
there is no pressure on henry, fumbles happen. was bad timing but doesn't take away from the rest of his performance

>>150683724
You need to stop posting your takes here before the show, Nick Wright.

>>150683795
My dad has this one

>>150683791
>Soi candle

>your team
>Roy d and I
>MVP
>Owl winner
>Favorite butt plug
Raiders
Crosby
Raiders
Raiders
Bad dragon gut punch

>>150683800
you ever think that maybe Nick Wright understands football better than 98% of this board? That’s why he’s paid the big bucks

LGTSS:
>chimpcongo
>minnesomalia

>>150683778
literally got stunted on

>>150683638
Vick would never

>>150683819
sorry, I'm still laughing at the (L)oins

>>150683817
Idk man

>>150683817
>you ever think that maybe Nick Wright understands football better than 98% of this board?
not really tbdesu

he gets paid for reading a script likely written by a transitioning zoomer

Penix-Lost
Prescott-Lost
Lamar-Lost
Bryce-Lost
Ward-Lost
Stroud-Lost
Fields-Lost
Russ-Lost
Rattler-Lost
Mahomes-Lost
Geno-Won
Love-Won
Murray-Won, beat Rattler
Hurts-Won, beat Prescott
Daniels-Won, beat Russ
Allen-Won, beat Lamar

Caleb hasn't played but out of 16 of the starting black qbs only 2 managed to win a game against a non black qb. One of those non black qbs was Goof.

*wins the AFCS with a 7-10 record*

>>150683842
this unironically but not sure what to do with this knowledge

>>150683838
Rattler and Mahomes are white

Black twitter is acting like some white dork just shot up a KFC. What the fuck is wrong with these apes?

>>150683838
is Flacco white?

>>150683842
Daniel Jones is a top 20 QB

>>150683848
>Mahomes
>white
haha well memed my fren

>>150683853
>Black twitter
Careful walking through those neighborhoods, you don't wanna get jumped do you?

>>150683838
Blackbros...

>>150683848
Who gives a fuck, they're also losers

>jj mccarthy's first two starts are a monday nighter and a sunday nighter, then a regular early sunday game, then games in england and ireland
talk about a baptism by fire, good thing he's already used to the national spotlight from college

Ravens should be running veer n shoot concepts in their offense. You should want to spread your receivers as far as humanly possible so Lamar and Henry can run as easily as possible

>>150683853
Nigger worship is over and they are lashing out.

It's so funny watching people argue over ringless shitters like Lamar and Allen. Maybe if they work hard enough, they'll be remembered like Phillip Rivers!

WHY did the Ravens give up?

S-sorry bro I dropped your burger on the floor

>>150683855
I’d say top 25, but the good news is Lawrence, Ward, and Stroud aren’t top 30

Jets fans gotta have complicated feels. Membou balled out, but he's guarding Justin Fields who still freezes up on complex decisions

>>150683854
For the sakenof this yes because it's the if you're not black you must be white scale. Otherwise I would have included Tua who lost in spectacular fashion

>>150683874
Who is this Mongolian man?

>>150683866
This would be an OP strategy if Lamar could actually manage to be a threat passing to the outside from the pocket

how many sacks tonight?

>>150683897
incompoop!

>>150683874
eyebrows on fleek

>>150683897
Honestly, bro looked like shit, and this is from a homer Broncos fan.

Black people just don't want to hear that Lamar Jackson isn't a good qb. He's Dak Prescott with a stacked team.

>>150683872
I hate nogs to death but I love how eagles make everyone seethe

>>150683896
He doesn't play defense, silly

>>150683896
Just 1, the one back at his apartment that he's going to hop into with those 2 vikings cheer leaders. Gay bros, we're so back...

>>150683912
Dak is unironically better than Lameme

>>150683896
3-4 nut sacks on his face after the game.

>>150683777
I didn't drink until the SNF game and I got too drunk I sort of missed most of it

>>150683913
Janny got ya shakin

Has the Lions Super Bowl window officially closed?

>>150683866
>>150683891
Eagles as well, but maybe even moreso since Jalen thrives when throwing to the boundary, and he has the mind of connection with his receivers that could make option routes effective

>>150683929
>Lions Super Bowl window
The what?

>>150683929
>he uses grok
lmfao

>>150683929
They're the lions. It was never open.

>>150683929
They can still beat the Chiefs in a few weeks

Imagine if Bill Walsh had Josh Allen, dude would have more rings than Brady.

>>150683929
Smashed & slammed

>>150683896
How much zest tonight (1 - 10)

>Nick Wright was born and raised in Kansas City, Missouri

>He is of partial Polish-Jewish descent through one of his grandfathers

>>150683929
It never existed in the first place. Everybody was just pretending the Lions were good so we could laugh at their downfall.

>>150683929
n-no
it's just a little bit obstructed, that's all

>>150683838
imagine how many things have to go wrong in your life to track something like this

>>150683946
Is he wearing those shoes with the glide plate so you can grind rails like Sonic?

>>150683951
lel

>>150683946
Zest fully clean

lol

>>150683948
I have no issue with a person native to their city being a homer for their team, but to be absolutely delusional 24/7 is another thing

My qb is not only gay but also retarded

>>150683929
Yes

>>150683960
>Bynum has been placed on the IL for a torn shoulder

>>150683954
I see nothing wrong with a little statistical exercise on a Monday morning. Keeps your brain sharp.

Ravens literally punted and gave Josh Allen the ball to win the game, John Harbaugh is a chode.

>>150683960
Kek was the flag for excessive celebration?

>>150683960
Literally me when mom says we're out of honey bbq sauce

>16 carries for 143 yards
Say something nice about Travis Etienne

>>150683663
As someone who unfortunately lives in California, it's the Raiders and it's not even fucking close. A few beaners glom on to the Niners because they want to support a winning team for once (not like their national team is winning anything, lol). But the 49er fanbase also includes all the preppy whites of Norcal and SF, despite all its hipster posturing, is one of the whiter cities in the state because Mexicans don't do tech. So they don't really fit in.

But the Radiers? That's the ticket. For one thing, they used to be the LA Radiers and that's Mexishart central so there's a bunch of residual fans from back in the day and 2nd / 3rd generation fans who followed their parents into the abyss. Then they have the whole rebellious attitude / rulebreaker mystique that appeals to criminals and scumbags. And white Radier fans are trashy enough that sharts don't feel outclassed when they mingle together.

>>150683724
>Chiefs fans calling other teams refbabies

>Bills locked up the 1 seed in week 1
Can we start the season over?

>

>>150683979
he is very articulate for a runningback

>>150683962
his lebron takes are even worse but at least he's being paid by lebron's agency

>>150683960
history will remember this as the moment when tua broke

>>150683979
EEE TEE ENN

>>150683979
Black Shy Ronnie

>>150683623 (OP)
dave portneoy is right for once

>>150683967
Damn she's hot. He at least won that super bowl

>>150683979
this nigga look like a alien

>>150683960
Buffalo anon here
I love this webm like you have no idea

>>150683960
>lolphins seething

Justin Fields

>>150683979
His head has a very unique shape, in a good way!

>have to suffer 20 years of Tom Brady pulling shit out of his ass every fucking week
>now have to suffer Josh Allen pulling bullshit out of his ass every week
Lol

>>150683993
kek

>>150684016
good, jews deserve nothing

>>150683638
Ravens have the hardest conditioning test in the league. Why is he cramping?

Top five teams so far:
Steelers, Jets, Colts, Eagles, Chargers

Ravens, Bills are impressive, but choke artists. All you have to do is hold out long enough and they will do something stupid. Chiefs are too beat up. Colts should not be that good, but the ownership accidentally left the team alone so they are doing fine now. Rest of the teams are meh.

>>150684016
You get to witness kino

>>150684023
>Why is he cramping?

>>150684023
because he runs around like a fucking madman for 60 minutes, you have to pay the piper eventually as they say

>>150683985
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.

reminder: bills only won because the refs spotted them a free TD

Pat called Harbaugh a "massive faggot with a gaping bussy". Is he right?

>>150684029
>stays calm
>manipulates the linebacker with his eyes
>hits the tight window
I did not know he could do this.

>>150684035
Who?

>>150684034
whoops, wrong pic

>>150684028
The last kino I have seen was Rex Ryan's wife's blown out pussy.

>>150684040
dude literally applauded him

>>150684040
Oh also he's still ridiculously fast

>>150683896
Is that Caleb Williams?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Caleb screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Caleb and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Caleb, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Caleb Williams stole my heart and drank my seed.

He scored a TD on this play

>>150683776

> that last lineman

AIIIIEEEEEE ABUNAI BURROW-SAMA I'VE FAILED YOU

>>150683638
What a bitch. Your team needs one more play you give them one more play.

>>150684059
He is the next Geno

why always green?

>>150684045
it was snapped with like half a second left

your blurry evidence only disproves your theory idk why you try keep baiting replies with it put here's your (((you)))

>>150683651
Reminder

>>150683979
>UHN! Me Frankenstein n***a, me want brains n shieet

>>150684089
lmao

>>150683954
Do you have trouble remembering outcomes from games that ended less than 24 hours ago?

You whiteboys do realize black people post here too, right?

>>150684045
it amazes me how people can sit in /nfl/ and argue about advanced statistics without understanding how the play clock works

>calling your fans stupid

oof, bad look

>>150684104
das right, we in here cuh

>>150684104
Only uncle tom's, no real niggas

>Julian Blackmon tore his labrum, out for the season
Justin Simmons, step right up

>>150683640
Checked

>>150684104
Yeah, we watch you make excuses for Lamar Jackson while you seethe about Josh Allen

>>150684023
I forgot Washington, they are legit too.

>>150684089
>n***a

Ed Oliver really made Henry his bitch, LOL!

>>150684111
this kike will do anything to gain attention and demoralize good people

>>150684073
WNBA women will start complaining about being neglected by dildo throwers soon.

>>150683646
Get a yob essay

>>150684111
No I agree, you gotta be a huge fucking retard to be a Lions fan in the 1st place.

Russ cooked

>>150684104
Hmm, the captcha was supposed to solve that.

>>150684125
Why is the anime girl saluting racism?

seriously, what the FUCK is their problem?

>>150684149
All anime girls are racist

>>150684142
>people still doubt JLove
Packers are gonna steamroll their way to an owl victory

I hate John Harbaugh.

>>150684155
Jo_n _arbaug_

>>150684160
How do I get anime girl gf?

>>150684104
You get most of the brothers here are 12 year old white boys right cuz

>>150684161
>against the loins
you didn't beat the game

>>150684074
yeah you have to be retardedly new to the sport or live in a cave to not have heard anything about the league directly saying clock officials are A) not perfect chronometers
B) The gameclock doesn't go into fractions of a second so you basically get one full second of the clock being at 0 to snap the ball
C) Refs have the ultimate say
D) They are lenient if its snapped within reason

They even floated the idea of adding decimals to the clock over the offseason, likely for reasons like this. Retards too dumb to realize 0 can also mean 0.7, etc.

Retards also don't realize the team doesn't instantly move in unison to the ball being snapped. There's often fractions of a second between it snapping and anyone on the offense actually moving their feet.

people are retarded but what can you except hope for a purge

So now that the dust has settled, Penis Jr is the 2nd best QB from the '24 class, right?
>1. Daniels
>2. Penis Jr
>3. Williams
>4. Maye
>5. Nix
>6. Rattler
>7. McCarthy

>>150684008
Everyone said he did really good. True?

is there a reason NOT to bet everything on the cowboys?

>>150684187
Yeah, he looked great, like an actual NFL QB.

>>150684170
>Join Iarbaugi
Where do I sign up?

reminder the nfl gave the bills a free 3 points with that wwe tier 1 second bullshit

>>150684174
Stop taking your meds and she will appear before you.

>>150684189
Because I'm already betting everything I have on the Rams beating the Titans.

>>150683623 (OP)
Bears are still the only NFC north trim not to record a loss in 2025

>>150684189
Yes, they are the Dalass Cowboys

>>150684201
they literally did a slow motion instant reply and he stepped out of bounds with one second on the clock. Why even be disingenuous other than to cope and legitimize your seethe

>>150684189
you don't bet everything on -500 favorites, this is probably why you're poor

>>150684178
I beat the Lions on original hardware.

uh bears bros...did he have a coomer coach without even knowing it? was eberflus gooning inside the facility as well?

>>150684181
sir, we don't actually allow anyone with football knowledge to post here

delete this saar

>>150684202
Will she have a dick? I would prefer if she didn't. I'd actually prefer if she had no genitalia whatsoever so I can know she's pure.

>>150684218
*ahem*
>Hold on Baltimore.

>>150684212
Anon, I...

>my investments are up 385% since Trump took office.
I don't get why stupid people hate him so much.

who you got?

>>150684249
I thought doom was last year

>>150684249
Grim.

>>150684249
its only september

>>150684181
this

various commentators have to basically explain this shit in detail 6 times a week

t. NFL redzone chad

I want the Eagles to experiment with a 6th OL if they're gonna keep running 12 personnel. None of the TEs behind Goedert can block worth a lick. Willie Lampkin is an undersized but athletic OL, you could definitely put him in that role

Why did the Lions just sit on their asses during the off-season?

>>150684240
She will be everything you want (there is a small chance you will spiral into madness and depression in which case she will transform into everything you fear).

>>150684249
Sports?

>>150684233
Is this the guy that got raided by the FBI? I don't remember seeing any follow-up on that.

>>150684189
Wild card bitches! YEEE HAW!

>>150684249
Too bad Monster Hunter Wilds runs like shit, it would have easily beat this field.

>>150684269
comfy furniture

>>150684249
i went into the hollow knight subreddit and mentioned i used a trainer to decrease the bullshit amount of damage you take now and got downvoted into oblivion then banned

>>150684265
I won't die happy until I finally see them put the ball in Mailata's hands at least once

>>150684249
>they made a second shit stranding
why? I work in SCM and playing the first one was like having a second job

>>150684265
I want the Eagles to go get Denzel Ward

>>150684278
>Pickens is a diva bitch
>water is wet
Pick two

>>150684189
Losing finds... a way.

>>150684295
i liked death stranding but the second game is worse in literally every way. the game should not exist

TYLER WARREN IS HIM

>>150684296
We should be reasonable, even when we swing for the fences.

>>150684249
I've played 5 of those and Donkey Kong was the best by far

Silksong will prolly win though because reddit and various other mediums of faggotry

>>150684296
They brought in a slot corner (Mike Hilton) on a visit today. I fear they are committing to moving DeJean outside. He'll be fine there of course but he's so much better as a nickel. When they finally put him into the starting lineup there after the bye last year it turned the defense around.

>pat macafee spends years shitting on AR
>immediately glazes Danny Derps after one ok game against a bottom feeder team
This guy is a massive racist and ESPN should fire him.

>>150684278
>locked down by a rookie linebacker
Can definitely kill one's confidence.

>>150684034
The refs jewed the Bills out of a crucial first down with one of the worst spots of all time AGAIN. That would have cost them the game if not for the Henry fumble.

The league is not trying to help Buffalo. If anything, they seem determined to make them play on hard mode. Stop with this shit

WELL WELL WELL LOOK AT [insert QB], LOOKS LIKE [insert agenda] JUST GOT [btfo or confirmed]

>>150684244
Anon (you) ...

>>150684337
this

notice how in that stat analysis some other anon posted of chiefs statistically proven to be refbabies under Mahomes, the Bills aren't even listed as a likely suspect

based kyler

Let's talk about bussy

Let the NFL be on high alert. The chosen one awaits...

>>150684330
Danny Dimes redemption arc incoming.

>>150684142
tuabros....

>the play is too dangerous, we have to ban it for player safety
What did the Buffalo Bills mean by this?

The straight white father vs the gay black bottom, who will triumph?

>>150684142
I'm the kinda tired that sleep can't cure

>>150684377
the defense

>>150684381
I'm surprised the numbers are so bad, watching the game (though admittedly I didn't watch every play) I thought he looked pretty good. Better than Nix at least.

>>150684381
first game against the best defense in the league arguably, give the young nigger some time to develop

>>150684347
thro pix blo dix lo tix no chix

>>150684377
>fan fic

Caleb isn't gay yet retard

>>150684381
he's got one of if not the worst receiving corps in the league

Penis Jr deserved a shot at winning that game, his team let him down (drops, missed kick).
I think the Buccs might be frauds.

Josh Allen made me realize that I am a honosexual power bottom.

Hey /sp/. How's it going?

>>150684381
Cam will be fine, Broncos defense is legit

>>150684071
RIP Reggie Ray

>>150684398
kek

https://youtu.be/PYKtAskABrQ
it's up

>>150684395
>posting a picture of a beard

>>150684400
Wanna hang out?

>>150684377
>JJ straight
That's not what my DMs say

>>150684395
If he is gay he's at least ashamed enough to pay for a beard so that shows awareness and quarterback awareness is a very important attribute in ps2 era Madden games

Imagine putting up 10 (ten) points at home

AHHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAAAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!

>>150684095
Dude needs to calm the fuck down. He was like this early last season too. Just anxious and angry

What's the whitest team in 2025?

>>150684404
The White Man marches on

>>150684433
Bible study Bo knows the truth of righteous anger

>>150684349
BTFO

>>150684433
I am intense person too mother fucker.

I think it's time rip the bandaid off:

Burrow isn't the guy. Cincinnati needs to seriously consider drafting a new QB this year. Ditto for Miami & Tua.

>>150684436
Whatever team you dont root for

>>150684404
he has a face exactly like this one chick that came to all our parties in college and wound up drunk fucking our virgin overweight ugly friend that implied to us years later he felt like he got taken advantage of that night

take that as you will

>>150684404
>>150684438
UNLEASHED

>>150684436
Whatever team you root for

Joe burrow scores 17 points: empowering
Bo nix scores 20 points: put on a shirt nigga

>>150684448
damn

but also kek

anyone seen lil bro?? kek

not sure if bryce is smol or if everyone else is huge

>>150684445
(You)

>>150684445
Burrow is the guy, Cincinatti is not a serious franchise

>>150684460
You're the one with multiple cope threads in the catalog, faggot

>>150684458
Bo had one passing TD and honestly it was Sutton being as good as he is reeling that thing in.

>>150683638
>proven mental midget choker makes excuses to avoid high-pressure situation
Shocking. This isn’t even the first time Lameme has faked an injury btw

*sucks ass and loses*

>>150683638
Clown ass nigga

>>150684463
Him and Kyler are the shortest QBs playing at 5'10''

>>150684458
>Joe Burr-
SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA

>>150684473
0-1 isn't as bad as being 0-1 and Jewish, Chaim

>>150684392
Sacks kill EPA

>>150684460
>be accused of being jewish
>post a pic of yourself that proves you're jewish
what was his endgame?

Lamar is overrated and overhyped, Josh Allen was always the real MVP

>>150684475
He's learned from lebron

>>150684460
god I hate kikes

>I have a company that makes dating apps my dad setup for me with his Israeli connections and I pay goy women to fuck me with the ad-revenue

basically the lifestory of the two jews I had to group project with once in college

>>150684460
>p--please pay attention to me
Way to be on topic.
Go Chiefs

You guys are in for a treat today with the beginning of Day 1 of the BVRRS DYNASTY.

>>150684502
coward

anybody have the collage with all the headlines about
>black qbs
from last season

>>150684507
How will this general react if the Bears end up blowing out the Vikings?

>>150684526
Yeah

Ravens wont ever stop getting in their own way, its so fun to watch them steamroll their opponents all game then lose in such convincing fashion

remember that bears coach that mysteriously disappeared last season and whose house got raided?

>Here ya go:

>One person involved with the fallout told us the Bears determined Williams, inside his office, engaged in sexually inappropriate behavior on an electronic device with a woman. “Between meetings. After practice. Before practice. All the time,” this source adds. The woman, we’re told, then tried to extort him — the Bears logo was in the background of one photo sent. This triggered an investigation and prolonged the situation. Internally, those involved with the crisis management found it strange that neither GM Ryan Poles or head coach Matt Eberflus were in charge of punishment. Final jurisdiction rested in the hands of Kevin Warren and, for whatever reason, the team president opted to slow-play the PR nightmare. Warren stressed the need to talk to the coach.
Others insisted the Bears cannot tolerate such behavior and must act fast. This was getting out of control.
>On Sept. 20, Williams finally submitted his resignation, and was paid his full salary due.
>The next week, things got weird during an all-staff meeting inside the PNC Center at Halas Hall. Typically, these meetings are scheduled far in advance. This was obviously an emergency address in the wake of the Williams mess. In front of all employees in all departments, the CEO derided “closed doors” in the building. And to wrap it all up, he played a video of Roger Bannister running the first ever four-minute mile.

>>150684549
They are the kings of choking

>>150684505
once hookedup with a chick off insta couple years back who said afterwards some jew regularly flies her out to vegas so he can take her shopping and on dates and stuff, but they don't even fuck

We laughed and watched sex in the city the rest of the night on his netflix account

>>150684347
Is Denver gonna take a corpse of a man to the super owl again?

>>150684527
I will overreact

Lioniggers overrated the fuck out of this guy. He's essentially a DPR and now that he can't even rush the passer very well he's worthless. Travon Walker unironically won.

>>150684554
Yeah. The quicker it's swept under the rug the worse it is.

>>150684558
based

Where were they going?

>>150684559
maybe they should try establishing the run next time

>>150684554
Bro appreciated a good work nut

>>150684587
to the bars to celebrate their win

>>150683838
penis looked way better and the falcons only lost because of their kicker

>>150684591
This is why you pay hookers

>>150684587
Absolutely bitchmade, just like Lamar

>>150684587
they stop selling beer in the 4th quarter, also real fans don't pay $200 for nosebleeds where you can only get a semblance of gameplay from the jumbotron

Those are all most likely canada or rochester fags trying to get more than 4 hours of sleep before work

>>150684587
Absolutely bitchmade, just like bitchknees and all Patriots fans

kek, get perma'd bitch

>>150684623
FAFO

>>150684587
Hopefully to kill themselves because the fact they're all FAITHLESS FOOLS means they will BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.

>>150684587
Miami tier

>>150684458
>boxscore casual
kwab

Why are niggers acting like MLK got assassinated over Josh Allen?

>>150684034
>DVOA banners
Fucking love this guy. Where all my Nickers at???

Herbert on the Dolphins would've fed generations

Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately

>>150684034
>all time quarterback

>>150684623
>shoving: banned for life
>beat on your pregnant gf: welcome to the stadium, Mr. Hill!

Does Josh Allen have the pass or is every black person on the Bills invited to the Wine/Cheese tasting? Sorry new to the NFL

>>150684095
Bad play design, takes forever to set up plus the 5 (7??) step drop makes things even worse. Looks like some shit Jimbo Fisher would draw up for my Aggiesies

>>150684651
They are aware that Josh Allen isn't a subhuman like them and the black worship fad is coming to an end.

>>150684034
If only Patcuck mutthomes had put up 40 points with no turnovers I wonder what this disgusting hebrew faggot would say kek

>>150684672
Josh Allen is a black quarterback

Manlets need not apply

>>150684181
This.

>>150684672
Why would a brother need a pass?

Jew usurynog Jannyfag ITT aparrently

KEK

Rangeban me next time kikerson mcjew

>mfw Jewish /sp/ jannies get uppity out of their temple lane

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!???

>>150684706
CTE

>>150684702
Bitchknees is obviously a mod now not just a bitchmade Jew janny. What a disgusting anti football pussy

reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

>>150684491
I'm not that anon, but good job making yourself look even more pathetic

>>150684702
Based

Blueboards are cucked

Ty for your service championing free speech

>>150684727
Are you Jewish? *snip*

>>150684671
based zoomer

>>150684725
Don't even try and play that game. Caleb got more heat for last season than Bustin Fields got in his entire pathetic career.

>>150684741
And there is is

>>150684741
Holy based!

>>150684745
>The Wicked Witch of the West & her Flying Monkey, colorized 2025

>>150684672
>Josh Allen
>white

>>150684741
>Josh Allen was 12 years old when Ihateniggerss became the 1 millionth patriots follower on twitter.

>racism on le 4chan
OY VEY!

anyways

Football :)

Captcha:K1K35

>>150684764
its so over

>>150683663
chargers are 99% a spic team with a few quirked up whitebois sprinkled on top

>>150684776
>Captcha:K1K35

>>150684741
This is why Raven's fans are apoplectic.

>>150684779
I love eating spotted dick

This is racist against anglos.

JEWJANNY PLEASE BAN THIS MAN

>Illinois ranked No.9

Luke Altmyer working cfb into a shoot

whew

>>150684142
Glock purdy showing why he deserves his paycheck

>>150684741
>marries a black woman

>>150683663
>American """Mexicans""" aka chicanos
Raiders, 49ers, Cowkeks

>Real Mexicans
Steelers, Cowkeks

In the post game press conference Josh Allen said "that's a really good outfit we just played". He's going out of his way to sound folksy. Fraud.

>>150684466
(Me)
>>150684471
>Burrow is the guy,
Clearly not. Cincy spends over half their cap on offense. They spend more on WRs than any other team. If your QB can't play moneyball, he ain't elite.
>Cincinatti is not a serious franchise
We can agree on this. Any organization that lets a stat paddy QB direct their FO moves is not a viable winner.

>>150684793
kek

>>150684820
I wonder how much that tiny pussy bled when Josh's cornfed hog ripped that flesh into his personal fleshlite.

>>150684735
This post is off-topic and of extremely low quality.

>>150684816
It's sort of blatant when they let anons say every slur under the sun in these threads for various brownoids but chimp out at jew slurs

>>150684142
Purdy is elite

>>150684249
grim list and it is anno117

Micah Parsons is spiritually white. Few understand this.

>>150684659
Leaving Fort Worth feels like that no matter where you go (except for maybe one or two exceptions).

>>150684850
We don't summarize our own posts here

>>150684606
wait a minute.. which one is it?

>>150684850
This post is snipped and extremely Jew quality

>>150684854
In this rare case I blame /mlb/

>>150684841
She probably sprinkled MSG on it.

>>150684800
As a clots fan I really don’t know how to feel about this game. The lelphins are clearly hot putrid ass but the clots have definitely lost to/struggled against worse.

>>150684821
Yeah, there are a ton of Steelers fans in Mexico. I read it's that way because they used to broadcast all their games there back in the day

quick question, when did not putting the news in the OP become the norm? do newfags not know rotosports?

>>150684865
>spiritually white
>molests teammates in high college locker room
checks out

>>150684875
Lmao

>>150684880
>muh heckin' narratives!

>>150683929
If they lose next week the season is fucked.

>>150684800
That's been the playbook for beating him for a while. All you really need to do is jam his receivers and mess up their timing.

>>150684773
>Josh Allen had a twitter account at twelve years old
GRIM

>>150684880
rotosports doesn't exist anymore

>>150684837
>Cincy spends over half their cap on offense
so does the majority of the league
>They spend more on WRs than any other team
because they have no one else to spend it on
>If your QB can't play moneyball, he ain't elite.
Peyton Manning wasn't elite then.

>>150684906
lol and the sports media used it to tank his draft and keep him off of the broncos

There’s nothing wrong with knowing you’re better but the Ravens both players and coaching get way too comfortable and the little fucks up begin and blow up in their face. Harbaugh tried to end the game with 12 minutes left in both halves. When that touchback happened you just knew the game was over. Brady’s Pats embraced the villain role. The coming out of the tunnel in the playoffs every year was like the imperial march theme playing. Meanwhile the Ravens, Bills, and Chiefs are all trying to play the role of the little train that could. It’s especially bad with the Bills.

An example of a good thorough Ravens game was the Giants last year and that’s because they were coming off a horrific loss against the Eagles and needed to prove something.

>>150684702
>post is still up
kek @ jewmod
KWABOTY

>>150684878
you should feel a little better about steichen and very bullish on tyler warren if you weren't already

>>150684880
Didn't they stop listing news?

>Fan who pushed Dhop and Lamar banned indefinitely from every stadium
Lol.

>>150684906
what's the problem? my brother set up social media accounts for my niece before she was even born

>>150684902
>sneed-bullying-tyreek.webm

>>150684930
Bitchknees is the perennial KWABOAT

>>150683623 (OP)
>burrs-kangz MNF
Fucking brutal pick for the first MNF of the year. The battle for 3rd place in the NFC North

>>150684854
They very much don't let anons say whatever slur they like, I've been banned many times for saying several of them. They're pretty lax about it but occasionally you piss off a sperg or a bunch of trannies raid the general and spam report any non-kosher posts which triggers an automatic 3-for-free without mods having to approve it. Jannies can't actually ban anyone either, they have to get mod approval on each ban, and I'm sorry but I just don't see a 4chan mod banning someone for just saying a slur unless they're in a bad mood or they can see on the back-end that that person has been a big time trolling shitbird for a while already.

>>150684925
That was all Elway not wanting to be passed up by a better QB.

My team is 0-1 :[

>>150684973
Just know your season is over and there’s no recovering from this

>>150684981
Fuaaaark

who /mediocre/ here?

>>150684973
That's because your team sucks.

>>150684919
>>Cincy spends over half their cap on offense
>so does the majority of the league
The majority of the league sucks
>>They spend more on WRs than any other team
>because they have no one else to spend it on
You could have paid Jesse Bates. You could have paid Mixon. You could have paid for legit interior DL. See where I'm going with this?
>>If your QB can't play moneyball, he ain't elite.
>Peyton Manning wasn't elite then.
Easy, he wasn't. Peyton never won Owls when his team wasn't easily the best in the league.

>>150684959
Silence juden
Humans are discussing football
Also nothing you said was correct and is incredibly offtopic

>>150684968
Tua has no answers. I can't believe I thought the Dolphins would be good this year. Even if they go to Wilson or Ewers what are they gonna do with a defence that gives up 7 straight scoring drives to Daniel Jones?

>Peyton wasn't elite
fucking zoomies man I swear

>>150684940
Your brother is a retarded faggot. I will beat my children severely if they get on social media before they're 17 and every single one of their devices will be tracked with internet history logged so I can know if they're getting pozzed and can handle it appropriately without them figuring out what's going on and making them think it's their own idea.

Every time I see some retards that give a toddler a tablet with unrestricted internet access I want to punch them in the throat. It would be less harmful if they gave their children heroin.

>>150684994
I wipe my ass with your take

>>150684959
>oy vey!
>let me tell a 14 year seasoned oldfag how 4chin works
>spouts gibberish

Football :)

collapsing

Anyone watching The Herd?

Apparently a bunch of players last year wanted Tyson Bagent as the starting QB last year kek I knew it

Mina Kimes owes me (a black man) sex

>>150684990
Cardinals reporting

>>150685066
mina seems like she'd be boring in bed i bet she just closes her eyes and lays there waiting for the guy to cum

Imagine being a Raven's fan lmao.

>>150685066
>>150685082
She gotta a serious moon face but """people""" say physiognomy isn't real science keklmao

>>150685063
>bald faggot drops a hit piece right before the Bears season opener

>/spol/fags sperging out
Take your cancer somewhere else

>>150685082
This accusation gets thrown out a lot on this site but if you havesomething like that saved anywhere you definitely have some critical mental illness

>>150685063
can someone explain this clearly orchestrated bears smear campaign? is this all coming from the former bears players/coaches/staff from the previous regime?

Bills fans realize they got blown out for 3 quarters right?

Is Mahomes even a top 5 qb anymore?

>>150685143
he hasnt been since 2022 bro

>>150685143
Never has been

>>150685125
not even the best all around TE in the division

>>150685143
literally which QB is better than him?

Josh Allen's piece is 6 inches and looks very unimpressive relative to his body size. I don't envy Hailee.

>>150685139
good thing there are 4 quarters in the game then

>>150685124
Caleb Williams smeared the fuck out of former Bears coaches with what he said to Seth Wickersham in his latest book. They're getting revenge by revealing what ACTUALLY happened including Caleb being a disrespectful faggot mutt who walked away from coaches multiple times mid conversation

>>150685125
Strange has potential to be better than Warren but I need to see him in more than one game.
Devastating run blocker though

>>150685143
>Update
Reid Kelce Refs bab

>>150685166
Go Eagles!

>>150685160
Allen, Lamar, Herbert, Burrow. That's probably it. Mahomes at 5. We'll see about Jayden Daniels.

instant mashed potatoes are better than mashed potatoes made from scratch. there i said it.

>>150685166
Nothing wrong with six inches in your mouth and/or anus

Arch to the Cowboys to start a dynasty

josh allen cheated

>>150685171
But the coaches were ass before caleb

>>150685024
Not a zoomer, moron.
Peyton had elite WRs & OL his entire career. He had great backs & TEs, too. The one Colts Owl was more about Rhodes & Addai + the defense than it was Peyton.

>>150685202
6 inches is fine. But unzipping the jeans of a 250 pound guy and getting six inches in your face is a letdown.

>>150685143
probably but he won't look like one with this iteration of the offense. Nagy stinks, the o-line is overrated, gutted WR room, worst kelce looks washed

>>150685115
Bitchknees it's OK your jannyhandler mod will stop two finger stroking his snipperson and come back in this thread soon to save you

Football lol:)

>>150685226
women deserve more letdowns

>>150685199
Mashed is the worst potato preparation.

>>150685199
TKD

How are the chiefs looking this year bros?

New

>>150685258

>>150685258

>>150685258

NEW
>>150684702
>>150684702
>>150684702

>>150684999
Nice digits, and I'm sorry your team got gaped. Christ is King.

>>150685171
>including Caleb being a disrespectful faggot mutt who walked away from coaches multiple times mid conversation
This never happened. Neck yourself

>>150685035
>he didn't see the snarky snappy leaks
They had backend access for a year, this place isn't an enigma. If you're referencing bad actors reporting things that hurt their feelings no shit that happens.

Also, the razorcakes are going to the superbowl. Football ;D

>>150683896
He fondles at least 3

>>150685166
A solid six is respectable and anyone that says otherwise has terminal pornbrain. You can do more with your hands and mouth anyways. If six points is a touchdown then six inches is good enough.

>>150684104
>black
>people
Pick one

>>150684265
It would be hilarious if they moved Jurgens to TE for special sets and had a backup C come in. He was initially recruited as a TE in college. Moving him was about the only smart thing Frost ever did.

>>150683909
is that really Sean Payton?

>>150685143
lol mahomes-stans getting a good dose of the limits of what a QB can do without two HOF receivers.

Brady and Brees didn't have this problem throwing to bums in their primes

FIRE THIS MAN

>>150684956
Detoilet fans getting uppity

>>150685199
Baked potato > chips > fries > mashed > hashbrown

>>150685199
I've never had instant mashed potatoes

Stubborn Sean

>>150683685
Best great lake imho