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Anonymous Sweden No.150685081 [Report] >>150685534 >>150685536 >>150687735
UEFA Qualification: 1st Round: Group B World Cup Qualification
Sweden vs Kosovo
We cant possibly lose this one, can we?
Anonymous Sweden No.150685149 [Report]
>pseudo slbanians are whiter than our them
Grim
Anonymous Sweden No.150685192 [Report]
Close one.
Anonymous Brazil No.150685512 [Report]
Is Kosovo, dare I say it, a real country?
Anonymous Sweden No.150685514 [Report]
lmao
Anonymous Sweden No.150685519 [Report]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous Sweden No.150685534 [Report]
>>150685081 (OP)
Cant believe this shit, lmao.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150685536 [Report]
>>150685081 (OP)
#BringOnIsak
Anonymous Chile No.150685598 [Report] >>150685937
>jobbing against the balkan equivalent of Gibraltar
Anonymous Sweden No.150685602 [Report] >>150685714
I don’t think Sweden has ever sucked this bad at sports. Sucks at football, sucks at hockey, sucks at handball. Just can’t win anything.
Anonymous Sweden No.150685714 [Report] >>150686329
Varför är JDT kåt på Saletros?

>>150685602
The worst part is that we have the best generation of players in decades but our Danish coach is wasting it.
Anonymous Ireland No.150685805 [Report] >>150686057
FREE ISAK
Anonymous Sweden No.150685820 [Report]
Haha this is hillarious
Anonymous Brazil No.150685839 [Report]
Holy shit lmao
Anonymous Sweden No.150685841 [Report]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Chile No.150685850 [Report]
ayyyy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150685857 [Report]
Swedebros...
Anonymous Peru No.150685863 [Report]
OH NO OH NO
Anonymous Sweden No.150685883 [Report]
The absolute state of this shit national team, not even miracle ngubu could save us at this point.
Anonymous Denmark No.150685891 [Report]
uhh Sweden... wtf?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150685895 [Report]
LMAO

>Kosovo's population was recorded at approximately 1.59 million
Anonymous Chile No.150685914 [Report]
recall Zlatan
Anonymous Sweden No.150685915 [Report] >>150685978
Bergvall
Isak
Kulu

Not playing

Instead we have fucking Allsvenskan shitters Saletros and Olsen. Yeah of course we are losing this. Avgå JDT.
Anonymous Kosovo No.150685937 [Report]
>>150685598
>gave the world Djokovic, Xhaka, Shaqiri
What did NIGGraltar give to the sporting world?
Anonymous Sweden No.150685955 [Report]
va
Anonymous Sweden No.150685971 [Report] >>150686052
>hire danish coach
>he very openly sabotages the team, BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING DANISH
Who could have foreseen this?
Anonymous Sweden No.150685972 [Report]
This is unironically even more embarrasing than spain raping turkey yesterday.
Anonymous Sweden No.150685978 [Report]
>>150685915
You’re right. The main problem is the right side though. Ekdal and Bernardsson responsible on both goals. Ekdal responsible on the 2-2 vs Slovenia. Slow, weak and stupid not good enough. This is an extreme weak point and the low IQ dane is too stupid to figure it out. Luckily JDT will never find a job again as a manager. Anyone can see how low IQ and clueless he is.
Anonymous Norway No.150685998 [Report]
what the fuck kind of high line was sweden playing lol
Anonymous Denmark No.150686004 [Report]
>sverige
Anonymous Chile No.150686024 [Report]
But you got a draw against a decent slovenia side, with the same players, how is this happening?
Anonymous Croatia No.150686037 [Report]
xd
Anonymous Denmark No.150686052 [Report]
>>150685971
your welcome
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150686057 [Report]
>>150685805
lol fuck him he deserves this shit
Anonymous Greece No.150686065 [Report]
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I CAME HERE TO LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Sweden No.150686113 [Report] >>150686241
In 2018 we had the opposite situation with good defence but shit offence, and then we reached the world cup. Apparently a better recipe for success.
Anonymous Chile No.150686139 [Report]
not enough arsenal players
Anonymous Sweden No.150686142 [Report] >>150686306 >>150686320
I miss Zlatan
Anonymous Denmark No.150686166 [Report]
Our sleeper agent manager is doing a great job
Anonymous Germany No.150686241 [Report]
>>150686113
Desu a good defense is always more important than a good offense, thats how St. Fauli stayed in Bundesliga last year
Anonymous Norway No.150686243 [Report] >>150688115
lads i need a swedish win.. i dont feel so good.. xD
Anonymous Sweden No.150686257 [Report]
This is a worse results than the Norwegian election
Anonymous Sweden No.150686278 [Report]
Any sensible manager would have benched Olsen after Friday's match

Not JDT
Anonymous Denmark No.150686287 [Report] >>150686297
>sneeden
Anonymous Sweden No.150686297 [Report] >>150686329
>>150686287
Denmark is responsible for all of this.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686306 [Report]
>>150686142
I miss our 2018 side
Anonymous Ireland No.150686320 [Report]
>>150686142
Like when you finished bottom of our group in the 2016 Euros?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686329 [Report]
>>150685714
they play together in AIK


>>150686297
nej, det är ditt fel personligen
Anonymous Belgium No.150686336 [Report]
I've seen enough. Kosovo is heading to the World Cup.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686362 [Report] >>150686405
Ärligt talat varför spelar inte Lindelöf? Han må vara en medioker klubbspelare men levererar väl alltid i landslaget?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686405 [Report] >>150686451
>>150686362
För att han var klubblös
Anonymous Sweden No.150686451 [Report] >>150686513
>>150686405
Men so what. Man glömmer inte bort hur man spelar fotboll på 2 månader.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686482 [Report]
2 top premier league players ready on the bench.

But fuck that, let's play fucking Saletros instead.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686488 [Report]
It has never been more over. PLEASE just sack that danish fuck already.
Anonymous Finland No.150686490 [Report] >>150686521
Är du okej, granne?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686513 [Report] >>150686558
>>150686451
Nej, men då är man vanligtvis inte i form, varför tror du Isak är på bänken?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686521 [Report] >>150687931
>>150686490
Skojar du detta är ju skitroligt, reality check för detta skitlandslag
Anonymous Sweden No.150686526 [Report]
Kan GARANTERA att Sverige kommer kommer krossa i sina matcher när man redan är utslagna i kvalet. Är så klassiskt svenskt det bara kan bli. Leverera när det inte spelar roll.
Anonymous Norway No.150686533 [Report]
siome of these sedish defenders make per mertesacker look fast kek
Anonymous Sweden No.150686546 [Report]
Has Ekdal ever been good?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686554 [Report]
ser ut som att vi förlorar denna.. najs
Anonymous Germany No.150686556 [Report]
had a scotland italy and sweden accy going.
Next time I'm at ikea I'm not getting the meatballs.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686558 [Report] >>150686611
>>150686513
En "ur form" Isak eller Lindelöf är fortfarande en miljard gånger bättre än en bajsig allsvensk spelare.
Anonymous Ireland No.150686566 [Report]
what does he do?
Anonymous Chile No.150686570 [Report] >>150686592
and Isak?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686585 [Report]
Sparka dansken NU
Anonymous Sweden No.150686592 [Report]
>>150686570
JDT is secretly a Newcastle supporter and has it in for him.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686611 [Report]
>>150686558
Lindelöf är inte så jävla bra, han var bänkvärmare hos united och nu är han bänkvärmare hos villa.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686657 [Report]
Alltså jag har aldrig sett något så dåligt.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686682 [Report] >>150686715 >>150687156
Man producerar ju inte ens något. Vad fan är detta? Är Kosovo så bra?
Anonymous Georgia No.150686686 [Report]
Where is he?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686715 [Report]
>>150686682
Nej det är vi som är piss
Anonymous Norway No.150686730 [Report]
i put all my last money on sweden to win.. wtf i was thinking..
Anonymous Romania No.150686768 [Report]
AHEM

even >we beat kosovo twice in the nations league
Anonymous Sweden No.150686803 [Report]
I have never been more embarrassed over my national team than I am today. A squad worth hundreds of millions and we're getting dominated by fucking Kosovo.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686810 [Report] >>150686824 >>150686911
It's incredible how Olsen is still our starter. Do we really not have ANYONE better?
Anonymous Norway No.150686814 [Report]
>10 crosses in a row directly to keeper
FUCK SAKE
Anonymous Norway No.150686823 [Report]
Anonymous Sweden No.150686824 [Report]
>>150686810
He isn't even the best GK in Allsvenskan lol
Anonymous Norway No.150686832 [Report] >>150686853
>ISAK IN last 20 min
ok, can he score hattrick?
Anonymous Sweden No.150686834 [Report]
JDT's legacy will be losing to Luxembourg and Kosovo. Never hire Danes.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686842 [Report]
Bytte till Storage wars istället, väldigt söt brud som är med, hon fanns inte flera år sen när jag slötitta på det här på helgen bakfull. Trevligt
Anonymous Sweden No.150686853 [Report]
>>150686832
I will Isak my brother if he does
Anonymous Sweden No.150686857 [Report]
MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI
MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI MUSSI
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150686867 [Report] >>150686885 >>150686907
What in the fuck are you doing swedenbros
Anonymous Sweden No.150686885 [Report]
>>150686867
suffering
Anonymous Sweden No.150686907 [Report]
>>150686867
Giggling about the collapse of the danish lead refugee team
Anonymous Sweden No.150686908 [Report]
>danes
Anonymous Sweden No.150686911 [Report]
>>150686810
Viktor Johansson is the best goalkeeper in Championship but this does not matter when the coach has a hardon for Olsen.
Anonymous Germany No.150686915 [Report] >>150686938 >>150687311
There was a Swedish flag in the Bundes thread trying to claim they would beat Germany (this was during the game we lost to Slovakia on Thursday), using past performances as an argument. If you are here: I guess you were wrong and I was right
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150686916 [Report]
He needs to channel his inner Thierry.
Anonymous Italy No.150686922 [Report]
why the fuck did I bet on sweden fuck me
Anonymous Sweden No.150686938 [Report] >>150686969
>>150686915
Slovakia and Kosovo are about the same tier. You have no right to brag.
Anonymous Sweden No.150686968 [Report] >>150686991 >>150686996
Kosovo isn't even a country. How fucking bad are we. It's like we are losing to Åland.
Anonymous Germany No.150686969 [Report]
>>150686938
I am not bragging, I just want that dumbfuck to know he was wrong
Anonymous Sweden No.150686972 [Report]
jävla idioter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150686990 [Report]
please please please give isak a season ending injury because it would be so funny
Anonymous Aland No.150686991 [Report]
>>150686968
Kek, things ain't looking too good huh
Anonymous Sweden No.150686995 [Report]
det blev inget VM
Anonymous Sweden No.150686996 [Report]
>>150686968
>It's like we are losing to Åland.
We actually would if we're managed by the Dane
Anonymous Sweden No.150687026 [Report]
>jättefiasko
Anonymous Sweden No.150687036 [Report]
Ah, so this is the power of attacking foedböell...
Anonymous Sweden No.150687044 [Report]
There's no urgency, no desire, no passhuuun
Anonymous Sweden No.150687048 [Report]
>mfw when watching this bullshit
Anonymous Sweden No.150687051 [Report] >>150687088 >>150687091
Guys I was actually starting to get more interested in football with so many up and coming Swedish stars. But this is ruining at all.

I will go back to not caring about sports again I guess.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687056 [Report] >>150687085 >>150687093
>we’re ranked 29th
no way
Anonymous Sweden No.150687072 [Report] >>150687202
Remember that football is only a game and not something to get upset about.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687085 [Report] >>150687124
>>150687056
>
Anonymous Sweden No.150687088 [Report]
>>150687051
this is why i took the ping pong pill (PPP)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150687091 [Report] >>150687192
>>150687051
>I will go back to not caring about sports again I guess.
Don't do that. Just stop caring about international football, it's a waste of time.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687093 [Report] >>150687124
>>150687056
Fifa rankings are shite, in reality we should be like 50th
Anonymous Sweden No.150687099 [Report]
>going out in the quarterfinals with a boring defence first pretty much all swedish team was just ghastly!
>lets crash out in the qualifiers with a refugee team instead who still can’t attack for shit but now also can’t defend for shit
Hillarious
Anonymous Sweden No.150687104 [Report]
>150 million pounds for that
Anonymous Sweden No.150687106 [Report]
>pissak
Anonymous Sweden No.150687114 [Report]
pisshorfittnegerbajskukcplandet sv*rige
Anonymous Sweden No.150687124 [Report]
>>150687093
>>150687085
Whoops I meant 100th
Anonymous Sweden No.150687154 [Report]
>Liverpool payed 1.5 billion Swedish Reichdollars for this
ej återköp
Anonymous Sweden No.150687156 [Report]
>>150686682
Kosovo är Luxemburg nivå
Anonymous Ireland No.150687158 [Report]
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Anonymous Sweden No.150687192 [Report]
>>150687091
But I hate what club football has become. I have no sympathy for the big clubs and the local teams I like suck ass.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687197 [Report] >>150687236 >>150687251
we're more of a stavhopp and pingis nation
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150687201 [Report]
counting at the ref is so gay what a queer
Anonymous Ireland No.150687202 [Report]
>>150687072
"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation.
Anonymous Germany No.150687212 [Report]
HAHAHA you were laughing at us
Anonymous Ireland No.150687235 [Report]
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Anonymous Sweden No.150687236 [Report]
>>150687197
>wahooo watching duplantis break the world record with 1 cm for the 23rd time is SO entertaining
Anonymous Sweden No.150687251 [Report]
>>150687197
don’t forget beach volleyball
Anonymous Romania No.150687273 [Report] >>150687330
I just tuned in, how the fuck is Sweden losing to a country that even >we beat?
Anonymous Sweden No.150687281 [Report] >>150687334
We're sitting out another WC with our Italybros! :)
Anonymous Sweden No.150687290 [Report]
Kosovo is closer to 3-0 than we are to 2-1
Anonymous Sweden No.150687311 [Report]
>>150686915
Maybe not would, but they definitely could beat Germany.
Your invincible WC winning squad lost a 4-0 lead against a Swedish team worse than this one back in 2013.
Anonymous Aland No.150687326 [Report] >>150687341 >>150687534
>70% possession
>Double the passes
>Same amount of shots on target
>0 Goals

What is this strategy called?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150687330 [Report]
>>150687273
the current cope is interscandinavian sabotage
Anonymous Sweden No.150687334 [Report]
>>150687281
Sweden x Italy romance continues.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687341 [Report]
>>150687326
JDT-boll
Anonymous Sweden No.150687379 [Report]
Shitskinden losing

Good.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687383 [Report]
post match thread
>>150687374
>>150687374
>>150687374
Anonymous Sweden No.150687406 [Report]
Injure Olsen for me
t. MFFare
Anonymous Sweden No.150687440 [Report] >>150687468
Gonna catch up on MILF Manor instead
Anonymous Denmark No.150687445 [Report]
based secret agent jon dahl tomasson
Anonymous Sweden No.150687446 [Report]
There is literally 0 communication between our players
Anonymous Ireland No.150687468 [Report]
>>150687440
Those women are hideous
Anonymous Sweden No.150687499 [Report] >>150687607
Meme on Isak all you want but he has produced more in the 10 min he has played than the rest of the team has in all of this match.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687534 [Report]
>>150687326
>xG
>2.14 - 0.71
lol
Anonymous Norway No.150687552 [Report] >>150687574
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Sweden No.150687574 [Report]
>>150687552
Last time Norway qualified for anything he wasn't even born.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687577 [Report] >>150687612
Om vi missar playoff mot slovenien och kosovo får han definitivt sparken i alla fall
Anonymous Germany No.150687581 [Report]
*sips*
Ah, EVRO quali games...nothing comes close
Anonymous Sweden No.150687607 [Report]
>>150687499
Isak and Kulusevski are the only productive players we have upfront.
Anonymous Sweden No.150687612 [Report]
>>150687577
Tror nog chansen är ganska hög att vi ändå når playoffen via nations league
Anonymous Kosovo No.150687735 [Report] >>150688064
>>150685081 (OP)
GG Svenbros
Both of our NTs have shit defenses, and we got lucky we didn't concede multiple times
I thought it was very weird that your keeper wasn't coming off his line to clear out our counters

Sweeper keepers are a necessity in today's football if you want to play offensive possession football
Anonymous Sweden No.150687931 [Report] >>150688021
>>150686521
Lite oironiskt på detta sätt, media har ju svävat iväg med detta landslag innan att det är ett bevisat faktum att vi är ganska bra, sen känns landlaget lite blatte-coded med Isak som härförare och att att media gillar det på nåt sätt och ogillar 2018 landslaget.
Anonymous Sweden No.150688021 [Report] >>150688211
>>150687931
Vi ÄR bra. På papper är vi skitbra. Vi har den bästa offensiven i världen men vi spelar som ett jävla fucking korplag under Tomasson.
Anonymous Sweden No.150688064 [Report]
>>150687735
Other than the goalie our defense should be much better than yours, same for the offense, they just play like shit.
Anonymous Sweden No.150688115 [Report]
>>150686243
How much did you bet
Anonymous Sweden No.150688211 [Report]
>>150688021
Nej det har vi inte. Gyökeres, Isak, och Kulusevski är alla elitspelare, men än så länge är de inga ballon d'or-kandidater.
Sen så är Kulusevski skadad medans Isak endast spelade 20 minuter, och utan de två är offensiven betydligt sämre.