Thread 150685258

Kelce isn't as fat as he was last year. He's not prime Kelce, but he's better than last year.

Ay Paisano

>1-0
>1-0
>1-0
>0-1

Chicago has the best tailgate cuisine

prove me wrong

UH OH POO POO
>>150676498
>>150677834

*BELCH*
sorry was sipping on my white monster

Ravens are a team composed of nigger subhuman animals, in a nigger city, cheered on by niggers and nigger apologists. THE WHITE MAN, MARCHES ON

My shonks help me deal with the stress

>>150685319
I live in Chicago and have never seen this slop

>>150685319
I lived in Chimpcongo for 4 years and I miss the food the most. I’d murder a nigga for some Portillo’s right now

how we feeling about the season, cowchads?

>150685314
Soooo no (credible) source? I accept your concession

Cam Ward needs more help
I watched clips of yesterdays game, and holy shit the Titans offense was so dogshit. Ward unironically looked good given the circumstances. I saw a play where Ward had to dirt a screen pass because NOBODY TURNED AROUND TO LOOK. I couldn't believe it. Plus, I think 5 different Broncos got a sack. That's a sign of a dogshit o line
The fact that Ward wasn't 5/28 with 3 INTs is a good sign

Anyone have any stats on percentages of jews in the NFL?

>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.

>>150685340
holy based

every time the bills win im gonna blast to hailee

>>150685361
no refunds

>>150685340
Based

Fuck that one retard saying mods ban for all slurs and not just kike Alonso

Darn autocorrevt!

>>150685340
People like you need urgent mental help

>>150685368
What's crazy is this doesn't even include the countless cases of uncalled holdings, false starts, OPI, DPI, and unsportsmanlike they get away with

>>150685340
qrd on picrel??? is the pupper ok?

>150685399
That's what I thought
Open wide, I'm gonna piss in your mouth, little bitch

Tua Shit-for-brains

why does he suck so much? At least Jameis makes a team explosive

unpopular opinion: I'd prefer my team sucks complete ass and can barely win 2 games instead of them constantly being in the 7-10 win range

>>150685357
All in, but more deep this time

>>150685406
How did Jamal satisfy your wife last night, Goldstein?

In the ass mouth or vajeen? All 3?

Anyways

Football:)

>>150685340
>>>/pol/

>>150685340
Extremely Based
Jalen Hurts is still a white qb though

>>150685434
because he's not a pocket passer instead relying on his mobility but now he's older and slower

Niggers are being silly about Josh Allen being a better QB than Lamar Jackson.

>>150685434
Russ is a fucking weird topic to cover. He was the Mahomes of the early 2010's and crashed and burned so fast

I watched a Caleb Williams interview and he said he's closer to the end of his football career than the start since he started when he was 4

>>150685434
>why does he suck so much?
He doesn't, stop overreacting like media faggots
>At least Jameis makes a team explosive
No one was getting an explosive in that game. Nabers was getting blanketed by Lattimore & Sanristil. And without Andrew Thomas, there was constant pressure in the backfield

>>150685340
FUCKING BASED

FUCK NIGGERS

>>150685451
>>>reddit.com/r/cuckedbyhomelessHaitians

>>150685357
Hey, at least we have something in common this year and both our teams are ass.

Is Bahamasfag still around, or did he finally rope?

>ummmm ACKSHUALLY not going for it on 4th and 3 and punting the ball to an MVP is a GOOD thing

Keklmao i really can't wait for this retard to be fired. Maybe Monken will be promoted to HC? Wouldn't mind seeing how he does

>>150685362
The last notable one was Edelman. There's been a few.

>>150685470
>>150685473
KEK
>BASEDALERT

>>150685258 (OP)
Russell Wilson isn't black

>>150685441
that's a bad opinion. To consistently suck year in and year out in the nfl means your whole organization blows. Being mediocre over a timespan means you had a real shot some years and perhaps just got unlucky. There is hope there whereas there is none when completely sucking ass

Blacks really hate white people, why do we let them live around us?

Heres your 2025 Owl bro

>>150685441
This is a big step up from where the Saints used to be

>>150685441
bills havent been mediocre since allen's rookie season, so including 1999-2018 makes no sense

Post this:

“why isnt there a team named after Indian culture/India? Since amerimutts stole all of their inventions they should at least have a team named in honor of that great country”

That should get them going

>>150685362
There's usually one or two. Middle class SoCal suburbs and big guys from the Upper Midwest are both big social groups that feed into the NFL.

>>150685523
>he says on one of the most racist websites that whines about black people nonstop unprompted

>>150685406
I've been in a psych ward several times in my life, there's only a handful of posters here that need therapy and drugs and just saying gamer words and being funny doesn't warrant that. You're a faggot in the southpark definition. Have a take on football or do a flip off a bridge.

Steelers are gonna go 10-7 and make it to the superb owl

>>150685496
Brady could make an overweight sheboon a notable receiver

Judentime over go back to the Jared's backroom subby mchuman

>>150685542
>amerimutts stole all of their inventions
?

Steelers are frauds

>we lost because of Wink, he sucks!
>we lost because of Roman, he sucks!
>we lost because of Monken, he sucks!
>we lost because of Andrews, he sucks!
>we lost because of Harbaugh, he sucks!
You are here
>we lost because of [insert white player/coach/executive here], he sucks!

It's the same thing every time. Lamar, who had a meh game, will never get any blame. Henry, who lost a key fumble, will never get any blame. The 100% black defense, who gave up 41 points to a team without even a WR2, will never get any blame.

It's hilarious. Fuck the Ravens

>>150685459
Lameme choked the entire game away thobeit

reminder: bills got lucky last night >>150685311

>>150685556
4chan racism is for fun.

>>150685562
incredibly basado

>Jared's backroom
kek

>>150685523
because you're a cucked race

>>150685542
>Ummmm I'm not going to post that and hurt people's feelings. We have to respect our fellow football philosophers

>>150685542
Lots of Raiders and Buccaneers and other privateers from South Asia through various eras especially before the 17th century, Mughals were big on it before Britain took their place.

>>150685588
>lamar was cramping
I didn't know Lamar Jackson was a woman

>>150685496
>Edelman
He literally just decided to be Jewish one day

>>150685588
bad excuse, even high school athletes know how to prevent cramps. lameme is a pro, he needs to act like one

>>150685562
No he couldn't, Brady doesn't throw to 'iggers. Randy Moss doesn't count since he's literally whiter than Brady.

>>150685592
>giving a butthurt raven's nigger (You)s

>>150685623
Josh Allen presence got that man bussy feelin' SORE
Got him feelin' PECULIAR
Got him in that MOOD
Lamar was out there THUGULATING

>>150685588
just hand the ball off to henry? its not hard. just tell him to hold the ball this time kek

>>150685588
>>150685623
>>150685632
>*does nothing but handoffs & screens for 90% of the game*
>*gets cramps*
>in sub 80 degree weather at night
KWAB

>>150685637
>Brady doesn't do X thing
>Except when he did X thing
Uhh, ok

Trash Allen isn't ever winning shit

I love how quiet all the Josh Allen haters are now

>>150685481
i genuinely don't understand why they didn't just give the ball to henry and hope for the best at that point

>>150684880
I use yardbarker for news without bloated BS, should be linked in OPs from now on to replace roto

rate ben johnson's play call from middle school

we used to eat bananas to prevent cramping. someone should have thrown one to lamar

Is there a more fraudulent piece of trash than Josh Allen?

>>150685588
>I was cramping

This excuse didn't work for Paul Pierce, and it didn't work for LeBron, and it won't work here, either.

>>150685629
He's got some of their blood in him it's just been diluted. As is the case with most athletes that are matrilleneally hebraic.

>>150685583
Almost as funny as believing Josh carried that game when Harbs handed him the ball 3 times in a row

why isnt there a team named after Indian culture/India? Since amerimutts stole all of their inventions they should at least have a team named in honor of that great country

Josh Allen existing upsets black 'people'.

>>150685664
>sub 80 degree weather

cramps are caused by dehydration you dumb fuck

Apologize.

>Nick Wright blaming Chris Jones for the loss to the Chargers

KWAB

Bills won

>>150685711
I always said he was a good coach. I think he's the only Belichick disciple that actually panned out.

>>150685712
That's the cope he came up with after an entire weekend?

>>150685665
Randy Moss is literally whiter than you, Sancho. He's whiter than almost all white people. 'Iggers don't own NASCAR teams and spend most of their free time fishing.

>MUH BUSSY IS CRAMPING
Really, Lameme?

For me it's legendary 49ers tight end Jake Tongueass

>>150685703
>cramps are caused by dehydration you dumb fuck
does the outside temperature affect that at all?

>>150685688
Pickle juice helps more faster. Not as funny though.

>still no rang3ban
KWAJB

Haven't needed a VM to post in a while feelsgoodman

football:)

Captcha: TKD88

>>150685319
They looks like straight trash

>>150685728
He said "Chris Jones deprived Patrick Mahomes of an all time comeback" so yea essentially putting the blame on Jones while not putting any blame for the Ravens loss on Jaire Alexander or any Ravens defensive player kek the classic Hebrew merchant mindset

>>150685747
Tom Rathman.

>>150685691
Nope. Funny watching all the Billsissies complaining in the first take comments. Sorry your QB doesn’t get flowers for shitting on poverty defenses.

>>150685664
Lamar is always freezing his ass off in like 60 degree weather. Southern boy can't handle a tiny bit of wind chill

wtf

>>150685760
You hold the keys to this board now big bro

>>150685760
When did /nfl/ get so goddam based?

>>150685775
>first take

>>150685801
With no (jewjanny) survivors my based fren

>losing in week 1
name a worse feel when you've waited all offseason

>>150685778
You're gone. Three days in the hole!

bradysknee is a janny

Vikings winning tonight
>>150685778
he was undercover bro

>>150685832
Going 0-2, like the Queefs are about to do

>>150685760
>TKD88

I still don't see Josh Allen or Lamar taking their team to the Super Bowl this season. I'll believe it when I see it with my own two eyes.

Is there a lack of Mahomes posters or is it just that I have it filtered?

>>150685853
So do you actually have any evidence of this shit?

I have black fatigue probably not gonna watch a lot this year…

>>150685832
I already knew my team was gonna be shit.

>>150685865
They're taking a break. Keep yourself behaved, lest you join them.

>>150685860
Allen obviously not. If the Ravens make adjustments and blow out the Chiefs with no survivors then maybe.

>>150685832
getting btfo in the playoffs as a heavy favorite

>>150685874
>black fatigue
its called nigger EXHAUSTION

Your mod two-inch tugger has arrived bitchknees!

But he can't save you from me

Football :)

Captcha: JUBOTY

>>150685853
Bye ;^)

>>150685832
me in the front
anon in the back laughing at me after his team btfo's mine

fellow KC bros, do you want to meet up?

bradysknee is a fucking janny who deleted my post for calling him a janny. This all was leaked in the sharty raid

>>150685258 (OP)
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

>>150685921
You have absolutely zero evidence to back up this asinine claim. Everyone, point and laugh at this stupid retard

Need to wait a couple more weeks, I don't know what the fuck is going on and who to judge

>>150685925
I don't care if he's roiding. I like watching his big ass run defenders over.

>>150685398
>sign player with history of sports betting
>said player drops multiple easy passes
Cam is legit hopefully the Tits get him some help

what kind of person roots for the Jets over the Giants?

Bradysknee? Janny? not possible.

bitchknees is the Louie of /nfl/ we all know it

>>150685951
The type of person who has dignity

>>150685903
only if there's cute bussy

>>150685921
Enough

>>150685966
lmao

>>150685340
Thread summed up guy is mia so:
>Bitchknees leaves this up
>Gets mod to ban antisemitic stuff
>Bans guy for identifying his cucked jannydom
Anything else?

>>150685470
>white women and bestiality
many such cases

>>150685961
the other 20 teams need to get twink cheerleaders IMMEDIATELY

>>150685976
Nah that's about it besides the usual monday shit

>>150685951
What kind of person lives in New York or New Jersey is the real question

post it again and you're banned

>>150685977
those dogs are big

Who is the next pop star to date an NFL player?

>>150685925
chuds brag about superior genetics for having 10 points higher than average iq and cope hard when it comes to physical traits crying muh steroids. KEK

jews control the entire USA and flood safe, peaceful and vibrant White communities with subhuman negroids and brownoid spics to dismantle and subvert White america

>>150686000
Trips confirms
>>150685976
Pretty accurate so far

Are there any decent pash rushers the ravens can trade for?

>>150686018
>black qbs

>>150686016
KIKES

>>150686045
Wow that's racist.

>>150686028
Derrick Henry and Ezekiel Elliot were drafted in the same year. Henry is obviously on shit.

HOW CAN HE SLAP???!?!??!?

>>150685357
Jerry is the curse

>>150686030
piss off with this racist shit here, some of us aren't losers in real life.

>>150686035
Jadeveon Clowney is a free agent

>>150686070
kys

>>150686051
>Mod will ban this but not the post that says gamerword 6 times
kwaboty possibly goat

does any team have an easier season than the 9ers? they play maybe 3 good teams the entire year

>>150686070
this. poltards get the guillotine

SAARS

HOW CAN HE SLAP??!??!???

>>150686091
This is the kind of schedule that would have the ravens going 17-0

WE are waking up

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINA

How

Lamar? Heh. Josh Allen? Lol. Mutthomes? KEK. For me, It's JJ McCarthy. Impregnator of white wiminz, heir to the Brady throne, and future GOAT.

>>150686080
They realized that banning people for typing nigger only encourages more nigger posts.

>>150686080
It's because antisemitism is functionally illegal in america
No one cares if you say anything else except maybe employers

Football :)

>>150686108
1-0

:)

>>150686060
He wouldn't have helped

>>150686030
unbelievable

>>150686114
Well they achieved exactly the same thing then with the guy getting banned last thread for not even saying kike but giving an anecdote about one

why is there all this racebaiting bullshit? What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>150686107
Mina has such a beautiful and dignified appearance

>>150685925
All NFL players use steroids. Anyone that hasn't figured this out has zero ball knowledge. A lot start in highschool and if not then then in college. They continue to use them in the pros, they just don't use them during the season unless they're retarded. Everybody is cheating their balls off and the only nfl team that doesn't cheat like that (but still has guys that are on or have been on gear) is the cardinals and they're a perennial nothingburger and have been for half a century.

The only players that might not be on gear are longsnappers and kickers and punters and even then there are players at those positions that are on gear. The only time people get popped for it anymore is if they start going full retard with it and taking bodybuilding dosages because it starts getting blatantly obvious to even the uninitiated. Hell you can just get a prescription for TRT nowadays and do it entirely legally and be on as much test as you want all the time. You just add that to the viagra and Adderall and albuterol prescriptions.

You're either a salty faggot if you do already know all of this, or you're a naive retard if you didn't. They all cheat and it's entirely legal and it's every player on a roster with a handful of exceptions at most. I bet you didn't even know those two oilers players didn't die in a car crash, the one that was giving the other road head died on impact and the guy that got his dick bit off blew his head off with a shotgun. You don't even know the mob killed journalists back in the late 70's for trying to expose rigging of games. This game is as grimy and greasy as you can possibly imagine. Having a melty about a runningback using roids makes you look like a child.

>>150686070
>>150686094
Libfag cucks mad that their wife's bull isn't black so they can taste animal seed after her night out

>>150685304
Ayy

>unemployed racists shitting up my thread on my turd break
anyway, fuck dallASS and fuck kansas shitty

HOW CAN HE SLAP???!?!??

>>150685588
Welcome back Anthony Richardson (nice double dubs btw)

>>150686125
Lel more of a defensebabby than wilson on the hawks

>>150686018
*arbys*

>>150686107
>>150686148
mina is officially 40

>>150686147
Blacks are chimping out over Josh Allen embarassing the Ravens again.

how is this supposed to life morale and instill confidence?

>>150686094
Lol pullup to elmwood village then larpjew faggot

>>150686170
Doesn't look a day over 50

>>150686173
he'll be gone before thanksgiving

>>150686172
Josh Allen deserves to be placed on a indefinite suspension and forced to pay fines totaling up to but not lesser than $1.5 million. He is a CHEATER

>>150686175
Based 716 chad

T. Cheektowagafag

>>150686173
I mean, what can you even say at this point? He should have been based for once in his soiboy life and say that the team fucking sucks.

>>150685459
>muh menstrual cramps

HOW CAN HE SLAP????!?!?!!???

>>150686147
trumpfags leak their containment and spill into other boards, no respect for the culture of threads. One would think a sport with a diverse plethora of fans wouldn't have their kind welcome but here we are.

>>150686158
>wagekike faggot doesn't own a business
Sad

>>150685588
shut up bitch

>>150686147
Modern culture is an exponentially accelerating entropy spiral transcending levels of decadence and decay that are beyond babylonic and everyone is so nihilistic and brainrotted that fighting against the current is impossible and the only thing left to do is accelerate by making every post on every social media platform and web forum some form of ragebait until this womb/incubating agent of cultural entropy reaches a critical threshold where the new Hitler emerges to make order from chaos and usher in a new golden age.

>>150686173
most competitive people will be fired up after something like that and try to bounce back. Now of course they could just roll over, but that means the whole organization is doomed

>>150686207
They are called miggers and webm spammer happens to be one

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!!!??!??

>>150686172
nice fanfic

josh and lamar are friends IRL

It's still summer and Lamar is in winter gear.

>>150686207
I like all races of humanity. Jews aren't human. simple as

Football:)

>>150686219
entropy? dont you mean enthalpy?

HE SLAPPED?

>>150686173
>literally admitting to being exposed

>>150686235
always ready to rob a gas station on the spot look

>>150686111
>Impregnating someone before you win a playoff game
Good fucking job cursing yourself you fucking idiot

This is simply just a bad look for all fanbases.

>>150686173
The chad Dan Campbell fighting through tough times vs. the virgin Mike McDaniel nihilist giving up when things turn bad.

>>150686173
he could have said that he was just glad tua managed to avoid dying on the field instead

>>150686228
Because Josh Allen is a dopey puppydog that likes everyone.

>>150685441
It’s gonna be another loooong year

>>150686252
kel what a promo

>>150685961
we really need to bring the term "fruitcake" back to the lexicon

>>150686252
based actually, the ball was in her zone. can't stand those manchild faggots that feel a need to hawk and jump at foulballs outside their space.

>>150686239
This

Did someone say webm spammer?

>>150686219
This

>>150686119
It's honestly overblown and banning people for simple antisemitic remarks is just going to radicalize them further. I'm a Jew and I'll openly say we do a bunch of retarded bullshit. The real answer is to just let people say the slurs and be edgy on 4chan so they don't get pissed off and take it IRL.

They'll shit on muslims all day long for killing people that depict muhammad, but G-d forbid someone says the k word! It's hypocritical and dumb. Like yeah if people go full tard and start /pol/ posting on a blue board get them out because it's offtopic trolling, but the standard for banning people for that is way too low.

I swear I want to talk about football but my team is going to have a factory of sadness tier year this season so there's not much to talk about.

>>150686125
He's gotta shave it. He looks like my fucking 65 year old dad when he starts sweating and the hair gel melts

>>150686252
What a piece of shit. Not surprising from a philly fan…Be a better human

>>150686245
so you would have believed him if he said that they totally weren't exposed?

Patty Cuckitini

>>150686252
They were making a move, she had to get it on.

>>150686219
thinking that one person will "save" the world is absurdly childish especially when things are how they are because a cabal of people with actual power and influence are causing it and many other divisions because it ensures that they remain on top. Browns tier gameplanning

>>150685441
you rang?

>>150686252
>boreball

i too am pro ethnic slurs. i stand with him

>>150686235
Lamar is always freezing his ass off for some reason

anyway 7 > 3

webm spammer somehow evaded the rangeban

>>150686289
Who let this jew post?

Didn't read and save the whites a bullet
KYSK
TKD88

Has Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne yet?

>>150686292
I mean at least learn how to obfuscate and bullshit the press like McVay or every other decent coach does, being "honest" about getting your ass kicked is just part of the rope they use to justify hanging you with.

>>150686252
Honestly, I'd love to fuck her

>>150686173
Nowhere to go but up. Shying away from it being a shitshow or trying to sweep the turd under the rug does nothing to improve things. This is honest and refreshing.

>>150686333
same desu. numbers back it

JJ McCarthy says he has an “alter ego” where he paints his face with eye black in front of a mirror on game day, calling it his “war paint” he told ESPN

“That’s when the war paint comes on. It’s like I’m ready to die on that field, and I’m ready to do anything possible to get that win. It’s not going to look pretty, and it’s not going to look like someone just did my makeup for Halloween. It’s war paint.”

da flu

>>150686289
>Jew liking a sport made for people over 5'8
Yikers

>>150686327
I cant wait to hear your pleas and squeals as you get shipped off to education camps once Palantir starts working the way its intended

>>150686347
Caleb wears his war paint on his nails

is the rizzler and baby gronk the same kid?

>>150686322
That ref just dumped his gf in public and she went craycray

Reminder that the Chiefs are in last place i know you faggots are lurking but are too embarassed to post.

fat nigger ate all my pie

>>150686252
The dad should have just told her to fuck off instead of capitulating. That incident is a perfect encapsulation of modern times.

>>150686207
>completely stacked 1st seed team
>nearly unamimous mvp
>cant score more than 10 points
known fraud from this moment

im gonna do it guys, im gonna END RACISM

>>150686394
What kind of pie?

>>150686394
Based jiggaspook

16+3 more wins to go

>>150686219
Distilling it all into one person as the savior is retarded. The real answer is turning the heat up just enough that the frogs get jumpy before they boil. Similar to how going full retard blitz on a run play is retarded because you're one audible away from getting heemed on a deep ball - you have to be able to run the ball well enough to steamroll the defense so they're forced to bring everybody, then fake the iso and pitch it to the tight end that's pulling. That's how you score.

Blueberry pie.

>>150686369
>Implying US government has the manpower, budget, or resources to even do that to one city

>>150686412
Unironically based

Colts forced Tagovailoa into 'panic mode'.
>"We knew the guy, he gets the ball out pretty quick," Howard said. "And once we take away his first read, I feel like it's panic mode after that. And it showed yesterday.
It's just that easy.

will he have a bounce back game in arrowhead?

my god shut UP bitchknees

The Bills got destroyed the entire game, you Bills fags really shouldn't be celebrating.

>The last time the Chiefs started 0-1, they won the heckin super bowl!

They also started 0-1 on this fine gentleman’s last season; hope the linebackers wives are out of town!

>>150686465
He fucking better I'm trying to be 4-0 in fantasy.

>>150686473
Tell Lamar to stop having his bussy cramp then

>>150686473
cope, final score determines the winner and nothing else

are the packers legit?

All of the good guys won. Should be a good season.

I heard bitchknees is bringing pizza for the Vikings@Bears gamethread later. Can someone confirm?

>>150686289
> I'm a Jew and I'll openly say we do a bunch of retarded bullshit.
Here we see the kike tactic of what is known as a "limited hangout", otherwise known as damage control. It attempts to admit to a portion of a crime in an attempt to establish trust so that it can continue to swindle and subvert. As time goes on, the less goyim you will be able to deceive and the more you will realize the borrowed time you are living on and the more, neurotic and involuntarily sadistic and obsessed with censoring opposition you will become until finally your fate will be sealed being tortured for eternity like you know you deserve.

>>150686252
I hope some brave Negro attacks her

Sure does feel good not being last in the AFCW

>>150686147
mind your own business you n-

>>150686219
this, except you're in a self-selected microculture so the result is guaranteed to be incredibly gay and mistimed

>>150686369
Nice larpfantasy jewfag
TKD88

Football :)

>>150686347
>it's real

this guy is seriously cringe

>>150686543
FUCK JOSH MCDANIELS

>>150686252
I wish the guy would have decked her in the face and then beat her like a savage. The second you get that close to my kid its gloves off. Self defense baby

Josh Allen to Keon Coleman will be the next Joe Montana to Jerry Rice.

>>150686347
can't stand this larping faggot, dude did nothing in michgians natty run and would've been a day 3 pick in any other draft

>>150686583
Fuck off reddit queer.

>>150686530
>>150686552
enjoy your knock and talk you disgusting golem swine

What was the most fraudulent result of week 1?

>>150686369
I want them to get banned as much as you but this is a really pathetic fantasy to admit to

>>150686623
Bills win

>>150686623
Bills

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Daily reminder that /nfl/ is a Bears fandom genny. Let’s try to keep the discussion related to the flagship franchise of the NFL.

>>150686583
Lol, you belong in a prison you psychotic nigger

>>150686623
My Ninies somehow winning that game I guess.

>>150686607
>dude did nothing in michgians natty run
Just isn't true. They lose to Ohio State and Alabama if not for McCarthy

>>150686543
LOL

>>150686623
Not gonna lie Broncos over Titans. Bo Nix played like dogshit most of the game and the refs called a ton of ticky tack shit on the Titans. Their defence is legit but man the offence was all kinds of out of sorts. RJ Harvey has a nice land dragon so maybe the run game is gonna be better than I thought

>>150686623
Bills

>>150686623
chargers win. chiefs had injuries at every position and blatant roughing calls on mahomes ignored. same old shit.

would've won with more time.

>>150686622
Ahhhh so the juden subhuman shows his true face

Welcome to the openly racist club my eternally cucked fren

Foooootballllll :)))

>>150686583
Based

>>150686252
Is this real? It's like the Polish tennis guy

>>150686623
Bengals, the only reason they won is because the Browns kicker was absolute garbage.

HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME

Ravens fans are so booty blasted

>>150686173
I kinda admire that he's being so honest but I think he know he's done. The roster is bad and Tua is seeing ghosts out on the field. Things aren't getting better. He and Grier are probably both getting canned. Also Tua needs to retire. He got decent chunk of change. Go spend time with the family. It's not risking another concussion

>>150686660
Delicious cope

>>150686617
>Guys, I'm thinking about reddit again

>>150686623
Not my rams

>>150686623
Bills > 9ers > Chargers(always frauds)

Stop calling him patti cuckatini that isn't his name

>>150686683
>reddit queer reply

why the obsession with Jews itt? there's no jews here

get ready to apologize to Caleb in a few hours

bros i cant stop thinking about reddit and jews

>>150686173
Mike, get ready to learn Los Angeles Rams Assistant Coach buddy

Imagine being a Ravens fan that turned the game off early last night lmao.

>>150686703
>newfag doesnt know about the sharty leak

>>150686705
...

>>150686412
You can't "end" racism, it's hard coded into everyone's dna. People have bad experiences with people that look different than them and start assuming everyone that looks different behaves in a similar manner. If you want to actually "end" racism, you get people to acknowledge their wrongdoings and apologize for it and make a plan of action that they follow to be better moving forward. But that's too hard for most cucks so they just keep letting people stew in their hate because it makes them more easily controlled which serves a great many number of purposes.

All conflict, just like all consent and all cooperation, is manufactured. There's big money invested in keeping people racist while also making their life harder for being openly racist, and almost everyone would rather just be racist than put in the work to realize that everyone is mostly the same and has the same capacity for good and evil. Even if you did try to actually "end" racism you would just be shot like the last guy that tried, because "ending" racism would mean everyone would be able to cooperate and make life better for themselves and frankly that would undermine profit margins which would upset investors and that simply won't be allowed because the lines are only ever allowed to go up.

But this is a throwaway joke post I'm responding to and nobody cares, so fuck it, razorcakes versus niggles in the superb owl cap it faggots.

>>150686703
They're the master race

>>150686705
The Bears should apologize for even drafting this queer

>>150686623
Bills

>>150686710
i think he'll just go back to the niners saleh did. they'd have the old gang back together

>>150686703
Summer break is over so it's worse than usual

I really really really really really really want to bet on the Bears

>>150686719
I'm a Bills fan that turned the game off.

>>150686719
Her chemistry with Michael B Jordan is scandalous

>>150686719
Her Neanderthal admixture is super obvious here

>>150686728
take your meds

>>150686510
Yes. Getting Parsons was huge. If he doesn't get hurt tell go far.

>>150686742
Quitter.

>>150686622
>enjoy your knock and talk you disgusting golem swine
Here we see the kike tactic of making empty threats while foaming at the mouth. The kike cannot win arguments because the truth is never on the kike's side. Instead, the kike rodent will appeal to systems of authority like the justice system and the pharma cartel buying threatening arrests or telling the other to "take their meds". Enjoy the eternal torture and no, kike rodent, growing out curly fry sideburns or attaching a tefillin on your forehead like a go-pro will not protect you from God's wrath.

>>150686543
Do you think it was his haircut that she found so attractive?

>>150686749
Packers wont win anything with Manlove

Why is it always so windy in Chicago?....Because pissconsin sucks and michishit blows.

>>150686623
Bengals and Broncos seem obvious but the Eagles were poor. Dem Boyz calling 4 passes in a row, at midfield with 2:30 left in the game. Idiocy bailed out the Eagles but everyone has already forgotten about it.

>>150686742
that's an almost generational kwabbing

>>150686699
>56 seconds
Reddit's mindcucking strikes again

>>150686372
They also would have won if Lameme hadn’t underthrown it behind Andrews in the snow

Judaism is based actually, did you know most NFL owners are Jewish? they love the game of football

is jalen carter suspended for next week yet? That criminal scumbag

>>150685199 #
Baked potato > chips > fries > mashed > hashbrown

painted my nails for game day

r8 don't h8

>>150686683
>>150686699
>>150686776
kek gottem

>>150686623
Steelers, easily. Not fraudulent in the sense that they're not good, but fraudulent in the sense that they absolutely should have lost if everything hadn't started going their way at the end.

>>150686719
God she's hot. Based Allen.

>>150686755
Yeah I woke up to the news that the Bills won and black people are upset about it.

>>150686798
slay king slay

>>150686806
>black people are upset
In other news, it's Monday.

Caleb "Bussy" Williams winning the home opener of getting plonked by meditation man??

there he goes. theres the vpn kiwi tranny! spam spam spam!

Kangz have zero fear of this flaming homo.

>>150686760
They'll make it to the playoffs and maybe past the first round, but yeah they're not going to the owl.

>>150686819
Black peepo be upset like Grrrrrrrr
White peepo be upset like Wahhhhhh

>>150686705
Things I'm looking for:
>throws the ball in 2.5 seconds or less consistently
>doesn't bail clean pockets
>is able to hit receivers on those dig routes over linebackers
>in general operates the offense competently

I don't care about the game tonight. I just don't see the Bears or Vikings winning the NFC North over the Packers.

where did all the lions fans go?

>>150686880
back to the ghetto where they belong

>>150686880
There never were any, we just bandwagoned them as the loveable losers.

>>150686854
Can somebody repost all the screenshots of the article shitting on Caleb? The one that talks about how he doesn't watch film?

>>150686786
No anon, all jews are a monolith and they're all kabbalistic freaks that control everything. They never argue with each other, they never disagree on things, they're the perfect enemy yet somehow also spineless and weak at the same time. This definitely isn't a flawed and retarded view of a vast and varied group of people, it's the truth, and I'm absolutely not being sarcastic in saying all of this.

Mahomes is the GOAT btw

flyover golem are created to do one thing and one thing alone:
Serve their Jewish masters and generate revenue by slaving and eternally consuming trinkets and depreciating goods. They literally are only good for that and should be thanking their Jewish masters every single waking second for even allowing them those liberties

I thought the Ravens had the game in the bag last night so I went to sleep. Wtf happened?

Bills fans are racists.

>>150686790
He's not going to be suspended. League already made a statement about it. Dak spit first and it landed on his shoe.

>>150686930
they lost

>>150686880
Michigan is more of a cfb state tbqhwy

FOOMBLE

>>150686917
>glazing and promoting a malicious and blatant hit piece
I hope you fucking die, you stupid worthless fucking piece of shit. Fuck you and your entire fucking worthless family. Stupid fuck.

>>150686920
>its other peoples fault i look like this

maybe if you lifted and got a gf you could enjoy your football sundays as god intended

>>150685588
Complete bullshit. No one was blaming Lamar for the loss and Ravens fans genuinely want Harbaugh’s head after this, so Lamar is taking the heat for Harbaugh being a retarded pussy. Harbaugh needs to go but Lamar doesn’t want it

Bills fans are gay

>>150686876
I think its going to be more of an official eval on johnson more than a game to watch

>>150686930
Jaire Alexander kept shitting the bed
Henry fumbled
Harbaugh punted on 4th and 3 up by 2

Recipe for a classic Ravens choke

>>150686930
Josh Allen proved that we are living in a simulation because you would stop going to work if you saw it.

>>150686930
Turns out the Bills scored more points than the Ravens.

Ravens are simply better than the Bills

>>150686966
Mahomes looks like the gay one to me

>I turned the game off thinking the ravens had it locked down
>check back later out of curiosity
>Bills came back and won
I should've known to not doubt Josh Allen

is this accurate?

>>150686880
never were any, lions ''fans'' are all fairweather faggots who run back to college football the moment their team is losing. they act like muh lovable losers but they're really just bitter losers who never watched their team for 40 years.

>>150686948
YEAH THEY HAD THAT CHEATING FRAUD, THE OTHER HARBAUGH.

The black man marches on. White bois with small peepees like lamar fear a high test bvll.

>>150685860
Ravens won’t do shit with Harbaugh as coach and Lamar the playoff choker having no one to guide him when a game matters. Bills can only go to the Super Bowl if Mahomes blows out an ACL

>>150686930
Josh Allen MVP

>>150686977
This is why nobody os scared of batlipoor. All that talent cant obfuscate the franchises eternal unclutch gene

>>150687029
queefs will be lucky to make the playoffs kek

>Bengals -3.5 over the Jags
The Faguars are going to kick our ass.

>>150686977
Addison misses his son Jaire...

>>150687029
>Thinking the queefs are making the bowl

Anyone seen lil bro?

>>150687029
>Bills can only go to the Super Bowl if Mahomes blows out an ACL
Even with Mahomes out of the way, I don't believe in them. I remember them getting bitched at home in the playoffs by the Bengals.

>>150686977
remember when you told me the ravens had the best secondary in football? KWAB

>choofs lose
>jetes lose
>fish lose
>pats lose
>all time elite comeback win against the ravens

bills bros, i think it might actually be our year

>>150686962
Projection is for preteens and browns fans. My life is awesome and I've done or do all of those things. I'm just smart enough to not hate entire groups of people for their religion or skin color, but instead hate them for their gross character and conduct, and I can do that and still use a slur occasionally when I'm upset because I'm a healthy and functional human being.

You should definitely keep being mentally ill on a public forum that records everything you post in triplicate though, I'm sure it'll work out well for you.

Mahomes has the rings and Josh Allen can't beat mahomie.

>>150687050
>Brazil is a home game for the chiefs
Yeah, but not fir the reasons he was thinking kek

>>150687014
bengals d is still bad, browns o is just worse

>>150687063
Marlo, Wiggins and Hamilton played a great game. Starks was okay nothing special. Jaire Alexander was a complete burnt toast faggot. It'll either get corrected or he'll get benched

>>150687050
>beating the chiefs in a meaningless regular season game is the Charger's Superbowl

pathetic

>>150686966
Yeah but they're gachimuchi hard gay instead of faggots so I give them a pass. Plus they exposed the ratbirds as being fraudulent and might not actually have a razor in their cake this year.

You guys want some cake?

Henry didn't fumble, that ball was stolen lmao.

>>150687050
didn't he get banned for 3 days for posting porn

poltards stay out, no politics here

>>150687080
Allen's wife pretends to cuck josh in movies, mutthomies wife fucks dogs irl.

>>150687054
Yeah even with Mahomes blowing out an ACL the Bills would probably lose 71 to 70 against the Bengals. Regardless they ain’t going to the Super Bowl, but they will make the playoffs again >>150687039

>>150686623
Bills and Buncos. I wouldn't put too much stock into the Eagles and 9ers escaping with ugly wins or Chiefs looking sluggish in their Brazil opener either. Steelers fans should be cautiously optimistic at best.

You mother fuckers always talk shit when Dak throws 250 yards and 2 tds in the 4th quarter.

>>150687188
>Dick Poopscott out of nowhere

>>150687188
Dats my dookie poopie!

>>150687146
He knows how to ban evade he's posted the next day after posting porn. He's clearly either avoiding /sp/ or lurking without posting

>>150687188
Can't spell Derek Carr without "DAK"

>>150687188
Josh Allen wins the game though.

>>150687231
Yup. The black man marches on

>>150687216
>knows how to ban evade
pot kettle kwab you're evading right now

>>150687050
Heh

>>150687188
>stat padscott

>>150687216
Isn't he a Lions fan?

>>150687063
kiwipussy doesn’t know ball, now you know.

>>150687188
LOL that garbage time stats when the 3rd string is in

What are we betting tonight lads

>>150687288
literally the highest rated QB in history

>>150686880
That horseshit you heard about Loins fans being heckin loyal and wholesome was never true.

>Allen winning
>Burrow winning
>Lamar losing
>Stroud losing
>Herbert winning
>Mahomes losing
>Tua losing
>Rodgers winning
>Wilson losing

What if it's the Year of the White Quarterback?

>>150687133
Last night's game was the perfect encapsulation of the razorcake meme. You're eating the cake and it's good cake and you haven't found a razor yet but you know it's coming, and you start sweating and panicking as you get to the end because you know it's coming and you can just feel the exacto knife blade piercing the roof of your mouth all the way to your sinuses, tension mounting the whole time, and right as you take the last bite as gingerly as possible - nothing. No blade. Just good cake.

And then you look back at the table, and there's 16 more pieces left to go. But damn was that cake good!

>>150687348
Aaron Jones ATTD

>>150687275
Did I ever say ban evading was a bad thing or that the mods aren't complete faggots in my post? Nice reading comprehension dumbass mutt

>>150687188
>loses

>>150687354
why dey gots him eatin chickens

>>150687188
Dak would have gotten run the fuck over on Thursday it Jalen Carter wasn’t a retard

>>150687337
if this was hockey, ack would have been penalized for instigating

>>150687362
*blocks your path*

>>150687362
>Allen
>White Quarterback

>>150687348
Whatever the line is I'd bet the over. Not because Caleb and McCarthy are great QBs I expect at least 1-2 defensive scores to pump up the total

>>150687400
>>150687401
huh

>>150687354
>single game
>grading
>pff
the trifecta post of kwab.

>>150687348
Your father's wife and kids

>>150687348
Kangz and taking the over.

PACKGODS

>>150687362
Allen - black
Burrow - black
Lamar - black
Stroud - White
Herbert - white
Mahomes - cuck
Tua - white
Rodgers - black
Wilson - white

>>150687420
back to /pol/ newfag

>>150687396
that's turkey from the thanksgiving win

>>150687354
He needs to pad more to be a contender

>>150687400
>>150687401
Based two device poster

>>150687354
>pff
You're not making the argument you think you are

>>150687368
As a ravens chad I found the razor when the touchback happened

Nobody is talking about how Brock Purdy is literally the 2nd coming of Tom Brady.

>>150687400
>>150687401
We're through the looking glass

>>150687464
>>150687375
>deny for weeks to the use of vpns
>heh, actually they're so cool, based spammers!

>>150687452
i recognize that guy in the green hat

>>150687477
>play like dogshit all game and save your only good throws for the last drive of the game
we've been saying this for years

>>150687368
maybe there are no razors this time

>>150687477
>

what HOF skill player did brady have his first 6 years of football?

>>150685319
Anyone cutting their pizza "tavern style" should be sent to Guantanamo.

If you’re a ravens fan you already know that anxious feeling when a matchup is too good to be true. When a match up in the schedule looks like an easy layup and the whole narrative is going the ravens way and you just know they’re going to find a way to fuck it up.

>>150687504
Adam Vinatieri?

>>150687464
Chiefs Schizo must be spinning rn

>>150687481
I don't use VPNs kek you clearly don't even know what a VPN. You can post from two devices one using mobile data one using WiFi or both using mobile data you do realize that right? That's not a "VPN" retard mutt

Did you faggots miss cherubs coming down from the sky and carrying Josh Allen all over the field?

>>150687545
kickers aren't a skill position on offense

>>150687568
This is like George Floyd for black people today.

>>150687479
I’m looking at you through the glass. Don’t know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever.

>>150687558
>one using mobile data
Lies, you cant post from phones on 4chan

He's STILL gonna have Mahomes top 3 at the very least and you know it

>>150685258 (OP)
Giants get a black qb to bridge the gap between white quarterbacks. Very smart.

i hate how /nfl/ is basically just a bunch of retards arguing with namefags

>>150687615
he's not dropping from 1

>>150687633
This is what happens when the Bears are slated to play

>>150687568
John Harbaugh punted the ball to Josh Allen. John Harbaugh thinks Josh Allen is a shit qb. John Harbaugh has rings.

>>150687633
I hate sour cream and mayonnaise

>>150687504
Kevin Faulk?

>>150685368
Terrible chart. The y axis is a felony, there's no reason to not start it at zero unless you have an agenda. Also it needs standard deviation or SEM or something to show how much variation there is in the "rest of the NFL" group.

>>150687609
Haven't heard that song in like 15 years dang

Recycle thread

>>150685315
>>150685315
>>150685315

>>150687650
He'll have Allen 1 and Herbert+Mahomes 2 and 3 I'm calling it now

>>150687503
There’s always a razor, you fool.

>>150687692
No Lamar?

New thread

>>150685315
>>150685315

>>150687611
Wtf

>>150687504
Corey Dillon?

>>150687712
It's Nick Wright of course he won't have Lamar top 3

>>150687504
Bill Belichick

>>150686347
please god my bears cannot lose to this corny motherfucker

>>150686880
There's not much to say. The team sucks again.

>>150686880
they all offed themselves on Davey's Bridge

>>150687668
>>150687740
what hall are they in again?

>>150685357
I mean battling the Giants for 3rd place in the NFCE seems about right

>>150686384
Chris Jones plays contain instead of hero ball and we still get the ball back with a chance to win even with our D grade performance. Offense got it together in the 2nd half even without our top 2 and rookie WR. Spags defense always takes a while to gel, he'll figure it out.

QB Joshia Allen III is an honorary black kang

>Seattle undercover cops wearing visiting team jerseys
careful out there Seahawk anons

>>150689382
Josiuh Tyreek Allen

0-17 dolphins?

It's almost time bros

Who are your bottom 8 this year?
>Browns
>Titans
>Dolphins
>Panthers
>Saints
>Giants
>Colts
>Jaguars

>>150686173
McDaniel isnt a leader of men. How can a 6'4" 250 lb football player sacrificing his body every sunday listen to this little dweeb? Even if he had the greatest football mind of all time he should be an OC at best.

>>150686152
God is good! Two dead sodomites burning in hell. AMEN!

>>150687400
Jalen Hurts is based. He's invited to the country club to smoke cigars among his fellow white men.

>>150686251
tbf, it wasn't him, it was his black teammates.

>>150686757
it was his smile, ya pleb.

>>150687024
unironically cannot wait for the seethe when Bills go undefeated the seasononly to lose to a wildcard chiefs team that barely squeaked in

>>150686244
Hitting your fingers on a cage hurts like hell though.